Boring observations about what's old in the news, 🦑 games , etc
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@austin53172 жыл бұрын
you know its a casual non-ologue bc the rest of his eyebrows didnt even show up
@farhanisred2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@necolejanczura48742 жыл бұрын
The fuck?
@turdferguson29822 жыл бұрын
That's going to haunt my dreams.
@VianneyCreates2 жыл бұрын
Spade definitely believes in "leave them wanting more," because he pops in and out like we don't got something better to do...and we jump when we see a new thumbnail! LOL!
@drillthrallable2 жыл бұрын
Who knew an eyebrow could have a stroke.
@OMGWTFLOLSMH2 жыл бұрын
Looks like his entire head of hair was having a stroke.
@unitedstatesirie74312 жыл бұрын
"Very young, getting kicks, Living fast, This "party" ....is their last ! Lost souls, Satan's slaves, They don't know, The vaccine reign ....is coming down, To make them insane ! ...... Do ya want to party?!? ....It's party time?!? ....Do ya want to party?!? ....It's party time?!? ....Do ya want to party?!? ....It's party time, with poison ?!?" ~ Quote lyrics revised from '45 Grave; RETURN of the LIVING DEAD'
@13janhald2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@sbingham862 жыл бұрын
I feel like David's eye brows are dedicating them self to Norm
@josephkelley86412 жыл бұрын
intentionally-so.
@LordsofMedia2 жыл бұрын
Either way, they don't seem to belong to David originally.
@KLbSYNCHRONOUS2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️ Dude. I died after reading this one.
@betsybrains2 жыл бұрын
I love his disheveled hairdo too! That hair says, "My thoughts are exploding out my follicles."
@2packs4sure2 жыл бұрын
Yeah those brows are doing their own thing in a big way...
@GillianOsborne2 жыл бұрын
The rogue eyebrow is really cracking me up - and is also very distracting.
@JNMKlover2 жыл бұрын
I am belly laughing
@holdenmillett50722 жыл бұрын
Always a good day when Spade posts a non-ologue
@akn20032 жыл бұрын
David’s people: “Hair and makeup will be here in 10 minutes.” David: “Great! Let’s do this monologue video real quick first.”
@agoogleuseragoogleuser93492 жыл бұрын
I was mesmerized by the eyebrows and scraggly hair. I didn't hear or read a word he said, then I noticed my volume button was on mute.
@edgonzalez38202 жыл бұрын
what was up with the one eyebrow peeling back??
@jayupstateny136502 жыл бұрын
he's such a legend, and seems like such a nice guy, i'm not going to comment on the eyebrows. good luck and good health to him
@edgonzalez38202 жыл бұрын
@@jayupstateny13650 I know. He is on top of his game these days as far as comedy goes. Just since Norm when these guys start looking off it makes you wonder.
@rhamjeremy2 жыл бұрын
Great face when you said “shit on my pillow.” I saw Tommy Boy at 8 and think I’ve channeled your wit throughout the years. Very funny guy
@kngtrdr_2 жыл бұрын
someone give his hair and makeup person a raise. amazing.
@t-race-ing77552 жыл бұрын
Phyllis Diller looks pretty good these days
@mokie22502 жыл бұрын
Never fails...It just rolls out of him so easily and I'm just laughing so hard
@santiagobenites2 жыл бұрын
You're right. He's great! 😆
@bradleyhohner87752 жыл бұрын
Comedic genius!! Effortless and natural. Thanks for being your amazing self. 🦖
@tonyponchopeters2 жыл бұрын
I agree with Spade about the media regarding the weather, as a fellow Californian it's the worst regarding wildfires & droughts and saying we ABSOLUTELY need Rain, and when it rains in record numbers causing flooding and overflow that is the worst. Bottom line, it's like a joke how much they want people scared and miserable No Matter what the situation is.
@TheGreatAtario2 жыл бұрын
You know the mantra of the local news: if it bleeds, it leads!
@marahallstewart28832 жыл бұрын
Give us a podcast David !!! We would eat any old SNL stories up.
@user-zq6ks8wi1b2 жыл бұрын
I’d listen to anything he has to say tbh
@LucasJasche2 жыл бұрын
“David! It’s me.. Norm!”
@diannaw30342 жыл бұрын
David!!!! YOUR eyebrows!! Heather... helllllllllllllllllllp him!!! hehehe Reach over and give them a smooth over. hahahaha My OCD is tweekin' right now!!! haha Love you David!!! 😁
@dispassionateobserver2 жыл бұрын
Heather, you're better than that. Dropping the ball big time here. lol.
@xvpekv1lp2 жыл бұрын
when you leave half your eyebrows at your old house
@VUrban-yr5ch2 жыл бұрын
Miss your show. Loved when you had Dennis Kevin and Norm. I miss Norm. 😥
@jeor12982 жыл бұрын
David Spade's eyebrows are trying out for Jack Nicholson's eyebrows.
@stephenpowers512 жыл бұрын
Dear Mr Spade, Thanks for all you do. All best x
@DammitDavis2 жыл бұрын
🎼 Squid Games! Give me money drenched in gore Squid Games! Till I can’t play them any more ☠️
@CBCDs2 жыл бұрын
somebody glued your eyebrows on wrong
@tmactom092 жыл бұрын
Eyebrow 👀👀
@YolkyPalky2 жыл бұрын
Eyebrows?
@jeffjones2292 жыл бұрын
Well someone got his eyes done
@aoandd2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on that Award Sir. 👏 🏆 (I'm just all over the place but I'm glad I seen this. Thank you for all of the years of everything. I know we can all agree on that)
@ufc9162 жыл бұрын
God bless you David Spade Legend👍🙏
@jedi19672 жыл бұрын
David, you look like you you dressed up to play the lead part of Dali: The younger years....
@Simdogg2 жыл бұрын
Crazy, I was literally thinking about you today and to my surprise you drop a video. You’re the best David! Thank you for dropping more content 🙏 and please continue on.
@beardown65742 жыл бұрын
Love a spade non-ologue in all of its rambling beauty
@michael-annhancox71792 жыл бұрын
Please keep doing this! It's the BEST after a long day of work and EVERYTHING ELSE
@EtchNsketch2 жыл бұрын
You guys - Don't make fun of Spade for his eyebrows, if that's what we are going to call them. It's raining in LA, No ones hair and make-up can make it out, or they will melt completely.
@josephkelley86412 жыл бұрын
The Kardashians have a new make-up out - it's permanent. Problem being they ran out first day.
@rayodelsol802 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂🤣
@nikamarie30002 жыл бұрын
congrats on the new digs! love you and your eyebrows❤️
@charlangregg29002 жыл бұрын
Love seeing you and hearing you! Happy New Year! Hatpolice
@wendydelucca69182 жыл бұрын
Always make me laugh 😆 💕☮️ Congrats on new house.
@vamanosninja41432 жыл бұрын
Dave, I know a great eyebrow threading place ;)
@pamjohnson21682 жыл бұрын
All those crabs at Bachelor in Paradise paid off for that new house! 😅
@136991112 жыл бұрын
Thank you for posting David it's a good one !
@JFromAcc2 жыл бұрын
Wow, that 3 inches joke really snuck up on me! Funny. Spade really knows how to lull the audience to set em up for a joke.
@brucegelman55822 жыл бұрын
Caterpillars over his eyes about to morph.
@Sogonrei2 жыл бұрын
I love your non-ologues! Brace yourself for a crazy ride with the rest of the 🦑/👾 games. I always had to decompress with comedy afterwards. Zoinks Scoob! 😱👀😬
@dominiqueraynepowers12052 жыл бұрын
David, I just wanted you to hear right from me how much I enjoyed Chris's comedy skit work and acting. A revelation of sorts for me has recently come to light and it has had me in knotts. Part of me believes it, part of me isn't sure but one thing I do know is Chris was one of those fellows that was pure joy to watch and whenever I hear him mentioned all I try to focus on in my head is his presence and how much he made us all laugh. Much 💘
@sylviawoods66502 жыл бұрын
I love these quick drops. Funny every time!
@straightedgeveganbel24532 жыл бұрын
Exactly! If it was the other way around someone would be canceled.
@jw332 жыл бұрын
The eyebrows aren't distracting at all.
@dottiec79432 жыл бұрын
Love the dog material. Lol. Thanks
@kateg.36322 жыл бұрын
I started watching this for the eyebrows but stayed because couldn’t stop laughing
@sweett19962 жыл бұрын
LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!! Please I need more of your comic relief.....
@evenflowsteven2 жыл бұрын
I had my eyes on that house for a while and you snatched it right out from under me.
@craigjames26042 жыл бұрын
Nailed it with that title. Set the bar low and never disappoint
@jorgegonzales98152 жыл бұрын
Dishevelled? Sleeping face first on the carpet? Huuuh!
@kdc68842 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite late night show
@calvinlokinferhobbs22492 жыл бұрын
Wow! Totally upgraded crib! Nice!
@97Sucram2 жыл бұрын
Always enjoy a non-olouge with the Spadester! Good day to you my friend!
@joanneweiss38642 жыл бұрын
I so needed Spades hilarity today, so silly I'm so happy!!! But so honest.... especially dogs on TikTok!
@grecco_buckliano2 жыл бұрын
My name is stoo-PAID. wut? so glad to see you. At my fav taco shop bronze gods with golden hands lovingly prepare fresh cooked tacos from the finest red beef and hand made corn tortillas, each on is a perfection. I will buy you it. And you will say, "how did I ever live so long and NOT come to know these tacos?"
@brilliantlyfree71032 жыл бұрын
Looking like Jim Carrey in the Grinch
@SuperToughnut2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes Yee feel like a nut, sometimes Yee don't.
@raverwater12 жыл бұрын
we love you David, and you would love Tuscaloosa! 😂❤️
@make.and.believe2 жыл бұрын
Our water barrels are full for the first time in 2 years. Rain is GOOD and we need it. 🤛
@cirecomputers2 жыл бұрын
Dave! Eyebrows bro. Gel them in the dark?😆
@IndigoIndustrial2 жыл бұрын
I love these vids with the green screen visible and no special FX, but somehow Dave is still morphing into Rip Torn.
@Tom-yd1ur2 жыл бұрын
Was your face too close to the grill when it was lit? (Asking because of the eyebrows) Please be careful, David. You are a national treasure.
@margaretmironowicz30722 жыл бұрын
@@SSsmith24 I had to come back to this, after watching and kind of listening in bewilderment, and today, reading the hilarious reactions from his fans, well, David Spade, thank you with all my heart! You too are a genius.
@naturalnics2 жыл бұрын
Stick on eyebrows
@betsybrains2 жыл бұрын
The weird mask he wore is just weird to be weird. He doesn't even look like a tall slender MIB or anything! And please tell us about how scary it is to drive in LA. As always, you're a delight! Heard you got an invite to a wedding in Tuscaloosa, AL. GO! I can give you an off-the-beaten-track of a real civil rights tour of Alabama. Meet you at the airport, I tour you via car to Tuscaloosa, you attend the wedding, then we'll head back in time for you to do a show at the Stardome in Hoover, AL. By then it'll be way past my bedtime, so you'll have to find somebody else to ride you back to the airport. ;)
@NewMessage2 жыл бұрын
Gotta use that CGI to fix that eyebrow in post.
@agentray2 жыл бұрын
Everybody's gangsta until David spade is in squid game
@PipeSmokingBoardgamer2 жыл бұрын
David Eyebrows Spade!
@Wingnut_Stickman2 жыл бұрын
What is happening with them eyebrows? Not since Lloyd Bridges... has a brow been this distracting.
@LoveandButter2 жыл бұрын
Yikesy! Those brows... Ummmm? WHAT?
@lynno19742 жыл бұрын
Hair. Check. Brows. Check. I adore you.
@danamaste1192 жыл бұрын
Oh Hooray! So hilarious 😂
@adyenlichtwachter66842 жыл бұрын
dem brows tho
@cornfedlife2 жыл бұрын
Diggin the new oompa loompa look!
@JonnyDIY2 жыл бұрын
🤣 thank u! I was screaming at the Newscasters the other night. Cry about the drought, cry about the rain. Make up ur damn mind! 😄💕👍
@MurfTunes2 жыл бұрын
David...just thank you. You never disappoint!
@grecco_buckliano2 жыл бұрын
I love ya on Sammy. I'm up to ep 7. You were all so good.
@Papercupsthebandchicago2 жыл бұрын
You’re so funny.. thanks!!
@MrXrisd012 жыл бұрын
Dude i love these
@SFVone2 жыл бұрын
Heather.... c'mon you had one job! 👁👁
@britty2hottie8422 жыл бұрын
The rain jokes were funny!
@freetruths88102 жыл бұрын
When it is safe...in 2 more years...I want The David Spade TV show to return...Everyone could use a laugh right about now.
@vamanosninja41432 жыл бұрын
Ye! a new non-ologue. get it?
@grecco_buckliano2 жыл бұрын
GLAD you found a favorite taco shop. Probably one of those foofy ones that make tiny tacos out of Kobe Beef and hand grown cilantro? Yeah. That would be fun.
@ozsuncoast2 жыл бұрын
Good One - Thanks Dave!
@sunsetmudding93352 жыл бұрын
Joe dirt is my favorite movie I love your movie’s
@argos66982 жыл бұрын
Well someones been plucking
@KWPS2 жыл бұрын
Hair is On-Point
@sambistabeauty2 жыл бұрын
He always mentions his bad hair days, but never mentions tweaked eyebrows
@Obiter32 жыл бұрын
Time to turn on notifications for Spade.
@AllanAdamson2 жыл бұрын
I used to love dogs... & now I feel... dogs are so much time and they're dirty
@samich572 жыл бұрын
Dave, do a "Norm Macdonald Live" type show/ podcast.
@dixonpinfold25822 жыл бұрын
If you're a Norm fan, I doubt you'd like Spade's faux-tribute to him last month. He gave a grand total of 45 seconds to his supposed buddy of nearly 30 years, damning him with faint praise and backhanded compliments. He squeezed it in like an afterthought at the end of the video, immediately following a longer segment in which he cracked various jokes about the tragedy of the then-missing Gabbie Petito. Watch it yourself if you haven't already, and tell me if you agree it's basically what you'd say about someone whom you didn't really like much at all.
@wuffalo2 жыл бұрын
@@dixonpinfold2582 You know, when Farley died, I heard it was months before David could even talk about it at all. Nor did he attend his funeral. I'm pretty sure he just has a hard time dealing with losses. And you left out that he did post a nice little tribute on his twitter. He doesn't owe anyone a big long speech unless he felt compelled to do one
@dixonpinfold25822 жыл бұрын
@@wuffalo I don't know. Maybe he shouldn't have bothered then. It really lacked. (And it also came immediately after his unfortunate bit about that missing girl and her boyfriend.) I don't go anywhere near Twitter, so I'll take your word about that tweet or tweets. Maybe there's a lot to what you're saying here, since you sound like you know a lot about him, or even know him. (But it nags me that earlier this year he posted quite a decent tribute which you can watch here on his YT, to his late co-star and friend the great George Segal. Standalone and several times longer.) As you can tell, I really liked Norm. You can put my feelings down to that.
@wuffalo2 жыл бұрын
@@dixonpinfold2582 Honestly I should have added an additional point to my initial message that I'm not sure myself. I don't know tons about him and was only throwing in my suspicion of what might be going on with him. Like you I'm a big Norm fan, but I'd rather be optimistic that David's probably dealing with it in his own personal way yknow
@dixonpinfold25822 жыл бұрын
@@wuffalo I could tell you were cool about it all. It was a good reply. Best to you.
@andymilic40932 жыл бұрын
He just forgot the 50 SPF sunscreen,lol awesome David,just watched u & FaRley on Leno, classic
@jamesbaker77802 жыл бұрын
Did you sneeze while trimming your eyebrows or something?
@RobsLBL2 жыл бұрын
Comedic genius
@user-ii9pj8hw1w2 жыл бұрын
Jack Nicholson highbrow
@lalallange58902 жыл бұрын
God I'm glad he's doing these again .
@MarielaDavina2 жыл бұрын
This was such a delightful monologue and all of the comments are about the eyebrows. I don’t mind a scruffy David!
@jamescoay2 жыл бұрын
David’s eyebrow is trying to escape
@jg37972 жыл бұрын
Mr. Spade, loved you since the early 90's, (showing my age--HA), just o be clear I am a dude, a dude that likes women, however I still love you and your wonderful ability to take our current topics/events/things that are now trending and turn them into comedy/satire/the best commentary ever, Thanks for what you do