NON O LOGUE

Also I sneak in a murch drop. I talk about a bunch of shit. Its pretty dumb. Come see me on tour!
Merch: davidspademerc...
Tour: davidspade.com

[@donaldumunawa4787]

David Spade is the most underrated comedian ever. Sketch, stand up, tv, movies, podcasts, vlogs. I'm always looking for new stuff from him.

[@CShivery]

Always love the non-ologues!

[@angelam8982]

We need a podcast!!! I've watched that zoom with Sandler a dozen times! I'm greedy....I need more Spade in my life!

[@debbiedoodiedandi]

He has one now! With Dana Carvey!

[@noodlehat3250]

I wish David would bring back his Lights Out show

[@jeor1298]

The only problem with Lights Out is that it was following the late-night-show formula too closely (intro speech/jokes...introduce guest...bullshit hype promotional gab about upcoming projects/new releases...introduce another guest...more advertising...a few inside jokes with fellow comedians--which was the only original part of the show and they were all so stiff and weird about it...I think he might have even had a band, I can't quite remember). That's just an ancient, hollywood-veneered turd of a formula that distracts from the reason we were all there. SPADE himself. This feels like something pre/early-internet performers are all having trouble grasping. In the past, it was not a good thing to come across as "cheap" and "lacking production", and to get personal was "unprofessional". These days, the less "professional" and "polished" or "produced" your product is, the more people seem to appreciate it. Spade is positioned to create something truly new in comedy entertainment if he can get the right team around him. Watching a few famous people talk about their weird Hollywood-bullshit lives without the filter (or preparation of a script or a makeup team or fashion consultant) is truly the new media right now, which is why podcasts are so popular. Breaking down the barrier between what's presented and what is real--this is what is driving views and entertainment. Spade in particular would be great for a casual-format series, because his entire delivery style is basically 'casually sarcastic'...and he is still grounded enough as a person to not get too caught up in sniffing farts the way a lot of famous Hollywood podcasters do. He has real-people cred because he has enough self-awareness to at least recognize smarmy icky stuff when he sees it, and he has a foot in both the pre- and post- internet audience. I'd love to see him return to a regular late-night series of some kind, but I really doubt it would do any better than before if kept following the same tired formula. Being self-aware and sarcastic is Spade's whole appeal. The more polished and performed it becomes peels away at the entire reason we enjoy him as a funny person. The non-ologues are great example of this in comparison to his scripted show-openers.

[@debbiedoodiedandi]

Well, now he has a podcast with David Spade and it feels like it's really where he belongs

[@gargamelts]

Me too Its a favorite

[@St.petersEye]

Keep bloggin David 💕 Some ppl out there still really really need you in their lives. I been following you since I was 7 (I'm 35 now) and are a huge inspiration in my life. One of the best comedians out there but the most important thing I love and I take inspiration from is your attitude to life. Keep that, don't let no one take that from you. You are a very rare species in these days of times, a real man. And good people can learn alot from you. Love from Australia

[@OregonDARRYL]

Crikey Mate, ya nailed it!

[@betsybrains]

Takes one to know one! 🥰 And Mr. Aussie, no one could ever take the art from your heart. I love words, and am giggling at myself for looking up "assuage." Spade's comic style assuages existential angst in many.

[@danawallace6473]

YES! I need these more then once a month!

[@1805movie]

"Everyone's complaining about raining in L.A." In Washington State, we call that a Wednesday.

[@michaeljanis879]

The Wrong Missy . Is classic David Spade . I like his films

[@tazzydee4325]

The minute this pandemic is over, get back to LIGHTS OUT WITH DAVID SPADE. It's the best thing you have done. Non political, refreshing, interesting, fast moving, solid entertainment. The Best.

[@jeannineterese1037]

David Spade’s comedy is on point & effortless. You don’t get comedy like his anymore, truly one of the greats.

[@darinelizondo6185]

Please don't abandon this channel. Your monologues are very entertaining.

[@dnaslitherscritters3244]

Glad to see you back. I love watching this channel. I have loved you since black sheep

[@UddavP]

Im from Canada, I'm driving to Michigan to watch you but I wouldn't mind the vacation so it'll be a blast

[@davek7706]

Thank you for the explainer on Canada, it explains alot!

[@pamazonx]

No it does not. Taxes? No not a thing. You do not pay them if you pay them in US. And vise versa. It’s called a tax treaty. I work in Canada and live in US. If you are a gig worker no one takes any taxes anyway until you file.

[@davek7706]

@@pamazonx interesting. The law did change recently where Americans living in foreign countries were now required to file taxes in the US even if they hadn't been there for years, so a lot of people decided it was easier to renounce. Could that have an impact?

[@onlymyrooles]

As a Canadian, I had no idea about the hassle it is for you to do gigs in Canada. I’ll have to keep an eye on shows close to our border! Thanks for explaining that.

[@LuisMartinez-mg3pf]

How can we change this diplomatically?

[@James-nv1wf]

@@LuisMartinez-mg3pf Omit the border.

[@97Sucram]

Always the highlight of my nightly KZbin wading!! My neighbors must think I’m crazy sitting on the back porch laughing my ass off at 11 pm! Spade, you’re the man, man. P.S. I’d be obsessed with Cosmos’s feet for a Dicky Roberts sequel!

[@MarielaDavina]

Podcast?! Yeah! Also, "I don't want to sound old but it's WWW." 😂

[@pauldrumstimelessmusic1069]

A day without Spade is like a day without Spade. Only comedian who gives me a guarantee laugh every time.

[@42NIL]

Love these nonologues!!! Best in the biz!

[@drewflanagan4296]

Glad to see you're getting by alright Dave - Kudos to Leno for giving your the shirt off his back.

[@mkggriffin]

I'm so glad that you are coming to Texas. You are my favorite 💛. You crack me up! I love how you church up the WT culture.

[@dispassionateobserver]

I just got done re-watching "The Wrong Missy" on Netflix. Still funny after multiple viewings.

[@time2k12]

100%

[@hmontgomery7584]

Same

[@240p_is_enough]

what the fuck

[@simplenough]

Multiple? Hard to get through the first time

[@MarvinMonroe]

Lmao Tim Heidecker does that same bit about Coke vs Pepsi. "If I wanted a Pepsi, I would've ordered a Pepsi!"

[@trick351]

Love you & Heather! Make her stand with you!!!

[@pj2192]

Are we supposed to feel sad for you Daddy Megabags ‘o’ Swag? 😆😂🤣🤣🤣😅

[@JaimeJB]

The picture of the back from SNL. Probably a way to focus on the living. You and Norm had great chemistry.

[@danielyang8573]

Just Shoot Me is one of my favorite sitcoms of all time!

[@tmcbgrrl0074]

Vancouver Canada 🇨🇦 is called Hollywood North. It rains every F-N day here ☔️ ☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️

[@michaeljordan6008]

Make more movies. You’re great in everything you do. Your dramatic roles are shockingly good.

[@NewMessage]

As a Canadian... I can't hold it against ya, man.

[@TheCaptainSlappy]

Learned something new on Canada tax laws. WHOOPWHOOP.

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

From David Spade the CPA? Yes he pays income tax in Canada but his accountant should be claiming a Foreign Tax Credit on his US taxes. It's doubtful he's paying twice.

[@Victorwater]

You're the best, Spade. Keep uploading! 👏👏👏

[@BoycottChinaa]

Joyfulness is the D Spade notificade

[@umunhum]

Yay! It's David!

[@4SherylB]

Remember when you had that fabulous talk show at the beginning of the pandemic where you basically introduced the world to a boatload of comics who now all have podcasts?

[@gizzyguzzi]

Not that David will see this, but I just want to say I'd never watched Rules of Engagement, but I've been binging it now. Thanks for the laughs. I need it.

[@bobvaldez7166]

Dude Ur doing ur own sound effects So awesome. More please. These youtubers Releasing videos every 2 hrs. U got merch. Hell yeah Tough sucka

[@forestduffe9586]

Keep up the good work david! Your awesome👍😊

[@aprilosborn1886]

David your the best, I like your storytelling

[@punkbastid973]

Yes there are real problems in the world: "*I think I would OF won....*"

[@Jizanthapus]

How is David Spade only 57? It's called moisturizer, look into it. How is it that David Spade looks worse than Chris Farley right now?

[@RespectProcess]

David draining the life energy of all his funny friends

[@97Sucram]

Wait a minute, this isn’t Jay Leno’s Garage!? Hahaha I’m just kidding, just came to watch this video again. Jonesin for some real comedy talent! Thanks for the fix!!! By the way genius teaser move with the cliffhanger bit, I’m at the edge of my seat!

[@beardown6574]

Spade podcast I'm here for it!

[@agoogleuseragoogleuser9349]

Ahhh - Six minutes of Spade - now I can start my day! If Heather ever wants a day off - I do camera work! Where are the emoji's? I can't find my emoji's. Re-boot.

[@memikel1489]

Thank you David Spade👍👍 you are consistently THE most feel-good funny guy out there... I've seen your movies in theaters ...Joe Dirt movie ad signs displayed in the bathrooms of movie theater(first and last time I've ever seen a movie AD sign in a bathroom they looked like the yellow wet floor sign but with Joe Dirt advertising for movie ,classic)... tvo'd Just shoot me... read your books.. you always deliver the laughs and you never leave people feeling s***** about what they just spent their time on... Watch one David Spade video... and The KZbin /Google algorithm will just keep feeding you David Spade David Spade David Spade... out of all those videos and I've seen them all (free gift of lockdown)..David there's not one video clip where you don't kill.... you always kill .....ALWAYS

[@ericpaisley8501]

David Spade2host the Golden Globes or we riot.

[@deerhoda7574]

Oh my goodness I am aways so glad to see you! Happy Holidays☆

[@mikeh6482]

I'm on pins and needles waiting for the Heather stuck in an elevator bit! 🤔

[@bikeluversusie2522]

I am watching Tommy Boy right now!!

[@threee1298]

This one was great! Getting better each time

[@phaedrabacker2004]

Glad you're back. 🙏for Kentucky.

[@sylviawoods6650]

Love from Canada even if you don’t come that often.

[@tmcbgrrl0074]

Spade is as Spade does

[@JonnyDIY]

Nice job "Connor" . Ohh mann I used to hate it living in LA, all the idiots running around like they're made of sugar, so out of touch hah. Checked out the new merchandise looks good 🤙

[@muckrak3r]

You need a show like Carson had. The show you did was very entertaining yet even the largest of life rafts can not float a sinking ship. Not your fault. Give it a real, genuine go at it. I'd suggest across multiple platforms? Like at least something where guests regularly stop by and you chat with them. Put on up and coming comics and music acts. Just start doing it. Film it and stream it live. Then you own the physical and can re-platform if necessary. If you've seen the web show that Norm did, you did an episode but have you watched it? Do you agree the world needed that show, no matter what the form and no matter what the audience size was? Do a show for the sake of doing a great show. You're already a living comedy legend. You've lived a lifestyle of fame for decades and you wear it well. You probably could text just about anybody and they'd be a guest. Interview who and how you want to but I think this is needed right now more than ever. Fun and laughs just because it's fun and laughs.

[@edlove1057]

Davy, you are freaking the F out of me. Do it dude.

[@IndigoIndustrial]

Brain: Seratonin has been released, now get back to curing cancer.

[@alansuess6704]

Funny thing I was thinking about breaking out my denim shirt from the 90's too.

[@Sogonrei]

Pepsi just doesn't cut it as well as Diet Coke...( but I do drink the Pepsi product Diet Mt. Dew. more.) It helps me wake up. Great non-onlogue Connor 😉.

[@touncy1533]

cool, love seeing David ..CC let's get Spade's non political show back

[@freda2758]

David Spade. I'm all for it.

[@shnast-tv2]

Obsessed with feet is something a ....oh no my punchline is interrupted by this massive b.m. brought on by boiled eggs from Target. I recommend they move these eggs to the laxative isle.

[@robertholmes2318]

This my dude, been following him since Joe Dirt

[@catherinereynolds9644]

Yes, I've finally subscribed. And, it was because of this bit.💜☮️

[@thunderousooner527]

David Spade you would make a perfect Dale Gribble from King of the Hill if there a live Version of King of the Hill.

[@cirecomputers]

I'm just happy you appeared to comb your hair. 😆

[@jennifergratz905]

I thought it was interesting that my flight to Jacksonville yesterday there was a Jennifer (my name) and David working on the airline, not to mention the kid sitting next to me was wearing a jean jacket just like this one. Irony! Lol I love jean jackets they match EVERYTHING and they're my fave color blue 💙

[@YesLikeTheMermaid]

I need one of these every day. Thankusomuch

[@ziegweid]

spade, miss your stuff, esp now that the other stuff isn't on. please come back

[@LTPottenger]

That training thing, holy moly.

[@Subseed]

4k...and a little less light please...make it sexy in there David

[@julieta8683]

Happy 58th birthday David Spade, I posted your present this morning on my Instagram and even though I'm no Vincent van Gogh I still love to draw pictures for fun so I hope you like it since I worked really hard on it, you'll see me in the middle, your buddy Adam Sandler on my left and yourself on my right haha 🎉🎂🥰😃

[@splitatomtv]

David, I love your nonologue's! please get a Shure SM7B microphone, that way we can hear your awesomeness even better! Love you and your work and appreciate you making us laugh

[@zcvxs]

Madd Love for david spade... bring yr yellow chair show back ...please

[@JonnyDIY]

PS- Im wear a size XL if you haven't already got me something for Christmas David. But seriously people are always commenting on my videos that I look like Joe Dirt 😄

[@lukedeschenesld]

Dave,how is it you only have 46k subscribers? You’re a legend bro.

[@xxBOOMTOWNxx]

In the scared straight snl skit with Matt Foley motivational speaker did you run into that set frame?

[@jldonnell1]

Move to TX, Dave! It’ll remind you of your childhood, man!

[@maddymud]

I was on a Temecula Wine Tour on Monday and the girl with me was telling me about Spade going to her restaurant a lot and always being super adamant about Diet Coke!

[@golferkevt]

See you at Morongo Casino in January, I got tickets for Christmas.

[@zenclover8468]

As someone that knows a Canadian, i appreciate this.

[@mirrorgt908]

more more non-o-logues

[@thechickincoop7737]

last vid a month ago.... i know your busy bud but these are my fav vids. so can we get one?? soon?

[@BloodDrinkerInfantry]

They should be in Iowa right now. Rain, winds from 85-100 miles an hour. Tornados all around. We don't complain we deal with it.

[@sacraa77]

Please come to Calgary!! 🇨🇦 Why is Schneider’s hair so slicked back in that picture, who is the fourth guy in that picture, SNL writer?

[@Northwestprepper411]

I would say everybody in the picture behind him came out alright, all except the bald dude? Who the hell is that? Photo bomb!

[@bigblockplymouth0073]

Hollywood be like: CNN producer, quit stealing my moves.

[@betsybrains]

Mkay I'm gonna go ahead and overtake your itinerary when you come down south. Sure, I'll enjoy the VIP tickets for April 1, my 56th birthday in Atlanta. But you better clear a couple or three days on either side of that gig. You gotta see Stone Mountain -- the largest confederate monument ever carved. Then, I'll have professionals transport you to the museum at Vulcan Park, where you'll see the largest iron statue ever made. After that it'll be to the Sloss Furnace museum. You'll be pretty verclempt after all that. So with such reverence you're feeling, you'll be rushed to the Civil Rights Museum and the 16th Street Baptist Church. Good. I've got cheese straws, so you won't be disappointed.

[@HelenTudor-Douglas]

Where can we find the "Bad Idea Jeans" merch? (or "murch" as you've typed above.) Been wanting a pair of those puppies since 09/29/90...which was 2 days after I ruptured my tubal pregnancy. I saw the ad for the jeans on that weeks SNL episode, while in my hospital room. Laughed so hard I busted my abdominal stitches open on the hospital bed. True Story.

[@germx1488]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[@revivesleepandrelaxation3669]

We need more of this. We need more Spade. The list of people more funny than you is short. Please share your humor and energy more. I bet there is a way you can be creative and do this on your terms and make it worth your while. Your most recent show was f ing brilliant. Maybe do a video podcast just like that. Where do I subscribe? Take my money.

[@reneev5039]

ha ha kirkland vodka. I want that Dirte shirt lol YES

[@bryanferguson4927]

David: Did you just wake up, after lying on your face, and do the monologue?

[@Marshall_Stacks]

He looks like he should be shopping for coffins. I hope he shapes up.

[@loumartin8312]

It’s so nice to hear about L A ! 😎

[@Noonelson]

Not like I needed another reason to poopoo the fed govt in Chinada but there ya go, thanks Spade!

[@christopherallen9580]

When it rains man it pours

[@brookegravitt4117]

Man, I miss the regularity of these, and that heather chortle

[@jjmalaprop9968]

Oh no, you too? Would “of”? Would OF?? Would’ve! Short for would HAVE!!

[@tonyspoetry]

Love these videos

[@amievil3697]

David, I got roofied at Spearmint Rhino in Vegas. Spent $500!!! Good times!okay another table dance