Ted E. Bare's Grandpa Fred Gets Into a Fight | Strassman Live Vol. 2 | David Strassman

Ted E. Bare goes missing before the show starts and Grandpa Fred has fills in with stories about fighting a fat guy with a big nose and woman in a wheelchair.
VOL 2 - The Chuck You Tour
David Strassman, one of the worlds leading ventriloquists and masters of comedy, brings you his second internationally critically acclaimed show to DVD. When the beloved Ted E. Bare fails to appear for the show, David questions his band of puppet friends to find out what happened to him. With his signature dark humour, Strassman’s puppets prove to up to their usual mischief.
The DVD features a performance of “The Chuck You Tour “ at Her Majesty's Theatre in Adelaide, Australia. Also included are number of hilarious outtakes from Strassman's popular TV series. www.davidstrass...
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[@kgsrobotaddiction]

-Always carry a condom. -What, for safe sex? -No, so folks will think you’re getting some. I swear Mr. Strassman is the best person I’ve ever seen!

[@SommerPopstar]

David: Where's Ted E Bare? Grandpa Fred: He's in Adelaide. Me: XD

[@coolasgirl]

Fred: always carry a condom! Dave: why so you can have safe sex? Fred: no! So people think your getting some Oh god these puppets crack me up

[@Knightfall-Batman]

Can you imagine the conversation between grandpa Fred and Walter? I think it would be funny as hell

[@waryalphaprime]

Yes

[@lovemoremaradze]

They are a lot of Jeff Dunham fans kkkkk

[@the_dino_is_mad]

Fred: Y'know, they say a woman ages like fine wine Walter: Mine ages like Milk

[@dzrtgoat]

Would love to see that

[@justawildsofia2868]

I can imagine Grandpa Fred saying "Hey hows it like waking up on both sides of the bed?"😂🛏️

[@Juliusmidala]

I love you David strassman

[@RealEnerjak]

I can imagine Walter talking to him and saying "This old coder is senile as hell".

[@bigjakepowers6649]

Why isn't this dude a global superstar? Netflix needs to pick this dude up.

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Thanks, Big Jake. Dave

[@numatruehome100]

I second that

[@zzz-rl4ur]

Best ventriloquist ever

[@carolemccormick15]

I agree 💯😊

[@carolemccormick15]

@@DavidStrassmanChannel can you do more shows please thank you Dave

[@josephineb1501]

for some reason this video is so therapeutic, thanks Strassman! you’re genius

[@Leffis_Stixx]

Uuuukkk

[@BloodMasterLink]

And where is this guys Netflix special?

[@952shadowman]

Guys can we admit Jeff Dunham and David Strassman are always funny. Love ya Strassman i introduced your videos to my friends and they love you as well keep making up those laughs :D

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hey 952, Thanks for the kind words! Yeah, Jeff is damn good! Dave

[@Philip-ux4gk]

I agree

[@eljayb991]

the little toy chasing Dave part SCARED THE LIVING SH!T OUTTA ME!!! (cuz of the music).

[@RoseSupreme]

Ikr? I saw that years ago and that makes me so scared to hear the Psycho Shower Scene theme. Good thing I didn't see the scene here, thanks to you and some other guy for pointing out its presence, I didn't want to watch a Strassman video with that fucking thing in it.

[@RingLordSonic]

Eljay Berto were all scared of Telstra

[@jessiehermit9503]

Eljay B Made _me_ laugh.

[@Atreyufolife]

Fun Fact: That robot dummy? Dummy on an RC car? Well anyways, the audio projecting from his speaker's was from Friday the 13th part 3, in the last fight scene in the barn.

[@jessiehermit9503]

"You're the bastard that keeps waking me up." I hear you Fred. That pisses me off, too.

[@Philip-ux4gk]

I think it'd be pretty cool if David strassman and Jeff Dunham did a crossover special when Chuck meets Walter and it just becomes a very funny moment

[@amike151]

I agree.

[@erikswenson1760]

Lol old Fred

[@johnoakes1686]

I saw a comment saying he gives Jeff Dunham a run for his money but honestly Dave is highly superior than Jeff even though I found Dunham first he hasn't been my favorite since I found Dave because Dave has so much more material and is such a better ventriloquist by far

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi John, Thanks for your kind comments. Jeff is a trailblazer and truly one of the greats. I'm glad you like my work too. Keep watching, All my best, Dave

[@jessiehermit9503]

@@DavidStrassmanChannel I like both of you, but I like yours better because it's darker and a little dirtier.

[@jeffreybonney2831]

i highly agree with you dave makes me laugh even more than jeff does

[@galaxyknight2347]

@@DavidStrassmanChannel i love fred he is funny i wish you could do tours to ohio

[@zzz-rl4ur]

@@DavidStrassmanChannel no way man..you shit all over Jeff.. honestly the greatest ventriloquist ever..can't wait to watch you live next Saturday 👌

[@kimcheung5276]

Hi David I was on KZbin and came across your videos You are awesome grandpa Fred and grandpa Freda crack me up You are awesome doing all the voices

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Kim, Sorry for the late reply.. glad you found my stuff! Search around, there's some really weird stuff on my channel.. All I can say I'm lucky to be a grown man who plays with dolls! Thanks for watching! All my best, Dave

[@heythere.4940]

omg hes funny but i think chuck is the best i love how he meses with david its so funny i seen all of chucks vids on 5outube already

[@furionmax7824]

How have I not heard of this guy?! He's hilarious!!

[@baldemarvaldez4951]

Me neither

[@amike151]

Although Jeff Dunham will always be my favorite ventriloquist, David Strassman is nothing short of incredible.

[@vetham100]

sure gives Jeff Dunham a run for the money

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Vetham, He sure is good too! -Dave

[@lindseysperry5572]

Well maybe Jeff Dunham. Needs. To come to Springfield MO May 31😂

[@lindseysperry5572]

Jeff Dunham rocks June 2

[@jaborsey_joseph]

David and Jeff need to do a show together

[@stevenwebb3634]

@@jaborsey_joseph Chuck versus Achmed or Walter would be brilliant.

[@devinchavez7557]

Ted E. Bare is his grandson’s name. That means Grandpa Fred’s real name is Fred Bare. But for the hell of it, I’m going to call him Fredbear. Hi Fredbear from Five Nights at Freddy’s.

[@andreiabio16]

best puppet grandpa fred! i love it ;)

[@bungalowtomcat1]

So much energy and focus to do what he does And the practice over and over It's a wonder why he isn't on Hollywood shows or animations He so should be Imbsure he has had offers He must love what he does so much Good on him Love him 😉👍😀😶❤😙😍😗😉😎😶😑

[@captainwolf348]

Does he even preform in the U.S, because for an American he seems to preform his shows in Austarlia alot! Why is that?

[@theozlander4629]

I wish he didn't change grandpa Fred's voice in later shows - he sounds great here - exactly what I think an old Ted E Bare would sound like

[@pr59052]

6:12 "Silence of the lambs" reference LOL

[@CreativeSteve69]

Hey Dave it's me again. 😊 Huge fan love your work. You amongst Jeff Dunham, Dennis Lee and the Muppets are all my inspiration to learn ventriloquism. I recently bought some fleece fabric and I am gonna attempt to make my own friend soon. Plz wish me luck. 😊 Also I love Ted e n wish you'd plan a worldwide tour in the future. Also why did your amazing show went bye bye on Netflix?. 🙁

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Stevie, Thanks for the nod. No idea why Netflix dropped my show. That's life, eh? My latest, iTed E is being filmed in March.. new show next year... Thanks! Dave

[@CreativeSteve69]

David Strassman your welcome Dave once I finish my first puppet I'll make a introduction video introducing her and hope you'll watch it when I upload it n give me feedback. 😊

[@julieperry2473]

I love teddy bear he David Strassman he is so cool I actually got to meet him in Wangaratta it was really grouse I would love to see another show if you could bring it down to wang I missed the last one who went to Albury

[@robsherman9433]

Teddy bears grampa is weard.😕🤔

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

I agree, Rob. Keep watching. DS

[@OptimusPrime_Commenter]

I have a feeling I'm going to end up like Fred when I'm around 80 years old

[@rumanarahman3198]

Want Ted-E back...

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Rumana, Thanks for your post.. Ted is on holiday in the Netherlands.. he'll be back soon! -DS

[@Melanated_Introvert-sm9ok]

I've never heard of this guy, I'm glad KZbin recommend his channel I love it!.

[@wolfemperor_n112]

Sweating butter! 😂

[@beepbeepliam_hot_wheelz1471]

im in a wheelchair too & found the wheelchair joke sooooo funny im still laughing lmao!!!

[@tylerhynes0]

Mr hank kimball from the tv show green acres as grandpa teddy bear

[@denz124]

i think they are funny

[@beastlyhero100]

NOW WE KNOW WHO'S PISSED!!!!!!

[@eddiemglass]

I deserve a medal for sitting through the entire 'Rock 'n' Roll - The First 5000 Years' ad.

[@11338325]

What Fred said about Ethel goes against what Strassman said in "Ted E's Farewell (2010)" when he says, "Fred, your wife passed away 15 years ago and her name was Joyce." Which means Joyce passed away in 1995. Also, since Fred said in "Ted E's Farewell" that he was 86 years old, that means he was born in 1924. So since this was filmed in 2003 and Fred said he hasn't seen an erection in 35 years, that means he hasn't seen one since 1968, when he was 44 years old.

[@kellyandherdummies7637]

I have not laughed this hard in a very long time

[@briananthony4044]

So funny. Was in NZ about the same time, then nothing really.

[@mykkalynx2877]

I hope im like fred when i get old

[@insert-name-here]

1:54 “Telstra” XD

[@Videogameboy1989]

Hey David, I love your work. Its too bad I live in the U.S., otherwise I would've watched your videos in full. KZbin is the only place where I can watch you nowadays. Grandpa Fred is my favorite because he tends to sleep a lot.

[@neonfox6419]

Is fread still alive

[@mykkalynx2877]

Dave strassman Jeff Dunham cross over Walter meets grandpa Fred

[@timothysantiago425]

T.M.I MOMENT: #1 WHEN YOU GET OLD YOUR BUM GETS RED AND ITCHY 9:48 THEN SHOWS HIS BUM 9:57 FUNNY AS HELL 😂😂😂😂😂 #2: FRED: COFEE JUST KICKED IN. IT EITHER THAT OR I GOT AN ERECTION. 10:40

[@oldskool1977]

I live in Adelaide!!

[@Roadent1241]

I've watched this like 3 times now (like all the shows all the way through) but what the heck is that thing with the Psycho theme at 1:45??

[@Joyful_Traitor]

I remember watching your late night tv show in New Zealand when I was a kid

[@ventriloquistvance2388]

Nothing's more funny than a senile old bear. 😆😆😆

[@desertdaisymarie6951]

I hope you do some more Adelaide shows, I would sooo love to see you live xoxo

[@gillianferguson5521]

Love grandpa Fred

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

What? huh?

[@basbas768]

Dunham is the best 😁

[@KShadow]

The part with freds legs get a good laugh out of me all the time

[@zahirsuliman]

i was in that chair watching

[@London_J]

We need Fred more

[@philelliz5500]

This is funny as hell

[@Wikibig]

Ahaha I love watching these-Im watching this at something like 12:00 pm

[@michaelpesak7603]

I have this on DVD 🤣 love your work. Saw you in Ipswich

[@jessiehermit9503]

How does he only have 23,000 some odd subscribers?

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Better than stupid cat videos. D

[@andymcneil7660]

Love your stuff Dave.

[@manuelortiz7731]

If he does a tour in the chicago land area, count me in…

[@lisamccarthy6969]

Love him...kinda a cheekier jeff dunham....

[@Dante-fk3ku]

Thst was funny

[@lynnkelley9259]

100 times better then DUNHAM

[@jguyton1000]

i love all of his shows

[@jessiehermit9503]

I just bought my first ventriloquist dummy today, and I'm going to call her Abby Rose Rhodes. Any tips, David? It's just gonna be a hobby for me, but I still wanna get good at it, though.

[@marlenewilson7266]

On

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

On what?

[@PastorBrettHeath316]

David Strassman May the good lord bless you. You are awesome!!!!

[@gamerboyz3839]

Dave you're are pretty good but I still think Jeff dunham is better no offense.

[@hiteshmittal6526]

Why the heck he has only 75k subs after this much of talent 😶and effort 😕 and time 🧐

[@steamerfan2212]

Dude that little stabbing doll scared the hell out of me

[@jackiedyt2097]

🐻

[@LachySimmons]

There's always that one fanatic in the audience

[@TheAntHar1]

5:31 Jessie J?

[@victoriathorne8252]

LOL🤣😂🤣😂

[@oldmate1695]

sauce

[@victoriathorne8252]

Oh,Fred

[@lauravokey3193]

I love chuckle he’s my favourite

[@satuhautala4849]

Suomentakaa

[@wolfydarkwolf6714]

Walter and Fred would really cause WW3 lol

[@satuhautala4849]

Suomnakaa.kiitos