Ted E. Bare Finds Out He's Not A Real Bear | Strassman Live Vol. 2 | David Strassman

[@justawildsofia2868]

I love how Ted. E is innocent and sweet and then Chuck is completely the opposite😂😁🐻🧒

[@cliffordwood1169]

Sheldon Cooper have jl

[@scottashpole4906]

Teddy is a sweetheart

[@org23461]

Teddy nibbling on his toes is so adorable 😍

[@MrJesso150]

mE rIcK SaZcDeA why do you need to know?

[@oldcheese91]

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[@ratboy6791]

Agreed

[@skullfacexp]

@@killmepls5923 Disgusting

[@skullfacexp]

@@killmepls5923 I looked at the comments and I see that, still, looked like it was something else.

[@nuclearnugget2294]

"Dog doo?" (hesitates a long time) "Yeah!" XD

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hahahahahah -DS

[@qweenlucy]

Dave: I asked the Hunter nicely if he wouldn't shoot. Chuck: And he asked us nicely if we wanted to die. Dave said yes, so i karate chopped his ass. *Karate noises* crouching tiger hidden teddy.

[@gaytranny1124]

Dave:IM TELLING THE STORY! Chuck:I’m making it interesting

[@Jigsawinsanitylps]

Ted E. Bear: I'm gonna growl at Chuck. Dave: you already tried that. Ted E. Bear: watch this, (GROWL) Chuck: holy shit

[@JazzyAlex1992]

Dave - “do you wanna hear the story or not” Ted E - “what story?” Chuck - “the story of how we found you face down in the gutter outside the toy factory” haha 😂😂

[@rinkaaaaa9006]

Ted: NoooOOOOooooooOOOO

[@michaelgarner4423]

Dave: “Teddy do you want to hear how you were born?”

[@davidscheidler1436]

The part about his feet and the sound effects he makes and when he says goodbye to his feet sounds like he got off

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hey Dave, Glad you liked that bit. Dave

[@qweenlucy]

Dave: I'm telling the story! Chuck: I'm making it interesting. Ted E. Bear: I'm waiting for the ending. God I Love These Guys. Strassman rocks1

[@leighcaddenhead6446]

I love Ted e bare he is too adorable

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

+Leigh Caddenhead Hi Leigh, I'll tell him you said that! -Dave

[@kymileighh8320]

Dave... I think you are the most funniest ventriloquist, the idea of ventriloquism is to make people believe that the puppet is alive and I 100000% believed it the fact that you have given Tedd E, his own voice and personality is amazing also very hard ...love it.... x kim

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Kimberley, Thanks so much for your nice words. I love making Ted give laughs to everyone.. he's such a nice bear. Thanks! Dave

[@DennisBillington]

Strassman and Dunham have got to do a show together. It would be funny to see Ted E. Bare and Achmed together.

[@mr.victorfigueroa7313]

I agree 100%

[@robin9937]

YAS!!!!!!

[@louskye89]

Ted E. Bare and Peanut.. Chuck and Walter.. this needs to happen!!!

[@PS3PS2fan]

GREAT IDEA! How come no one has ever thought of that before? I'd love to see Strassman and Dunham perform together! I'm already picturing Chuck and Achmed having an argument.

[@mr.victorfigueroa7313]

+Sean "PlayStationFan" Goldtrade I would go Walter and Chuck

[@12345678912345674813]

David: It was a man crouched down with a gun, aiming it across the river Ted E: What was he doing? Chuck: Getting a f**king manicure! What do u think? Ted E: He was having a manicure? With a GUN?!

[@thaxasaurian]

Keira Haggerty I’ve tried Gun manicure and my non existent hands are *FABULOUS!*

[@frostzz1177]

Nice one

[@lewiskelly14]

@@thaxasaurian thank you for repeating what I have just heard with my own ears

[@janaytaylor2344]

Bring back memories watching your videos

[@peanutsplayhouseventriloqu8741]

I love this duo, you play them so well together. Both Chuck and Ted are complete opposite characters!

[@IronLegionnaire1]

"She's a fictional character you idiot." "So are you." Damn. Burned.

[@KeybladeMasterMind]

Dave: I'm telling the story! Chuck: I'm making it interesting. Ted E. Bear: I'm waiting for the ending. God I Love These Guys. Strassman rocks1

[@torihannan679]

Love this video. Never get sick of it

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Tori, Glad you like watching Ted. He's everyone's favorite... Thanks! Dave

[@byakuyatogami1597]

i saw you live two years ago, i will seriously never forget it. it was so amazing, thank you 💖

[@manikmaharjan9258]

Man I love Strassman. Everytime I watch his show, it makes me laugh so much😂😂😂

[@Shahmina2512]

"So are you" OHHHHH SNAAAAAAAP

[@glenstreets6022]

I love ted e bear would love to see you in Queensland in may. Love your work mate and tell chuck wood to stop summoning demons lol.

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Glen.. Yeah, coming to QLD in May.. see you then! Dave

[@anthonywatson270]

Your funny Dave thanks for cheering me up

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

+anthony watson Hey Anthony, Glad my comedy could help you out.. -Dave

[@vickilatham688]

anthony watson it nice to laugh

[@kittymeowmarie]

i love you TED E. BEAR! ♡♡♡ THANK YOU MR. STRASSMAN! :)

[@AceOrange]

Dave Ted is the best bear in the universe and you can tell him that

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hey FeaR, I just told him that and he said "Awwwwwww"... DS

[@kalvaithion]

I love Ted E Bear's roar

[@TheSweetie333]

every time i watch this i always laugh i love ted.e bare

[@DraxePlayz]

I love this line "Was it a lion" "We're on a picnic not a f***ing SAFARI! " 2:00

[@unknownwriter5882]

Ted E getting his sass on

[@samanthahardy9903]

ROFLMAO! This cracks me up. A cute Teddy that's rather naive and Chuck is really obnoxious. Love it! Cheered me up no end. Thanks for posting this it's pure comedy gold!

[@dewytirabassiable]

Best ventrilquest ever

[@341wwe]

Mexican horn at 5:47 Laughing my buttocks of, this is fantastic!

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

+Benjamin Seljelv Hey Benjamin, glad you like it! -DS

[@Ravaloxianthunderbird]

Dave: I asked the Hunter nicely if he wouldn't shoot. Chuck: And he asked us nicely if we wanted to die. Dave said yes, so i karate chopped his ass. *Karate noises* crouching tiger hidden teddy.

[@MadHatter8432442]

this is a picnic not a f@#%ing safari

[@MXOY99]

This man is a genius!

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi MXOY99, I wouldn't say I'm a genius.. I just have so much fun playing with dolls on stage! lol -DS

[@MXOY99]

Bloody 'ell! I'm quite shocked you don't agree! - A Generic Fan

[@story-timemaster2821]

Strassman plays with dolls. What a loser??? Hahaha!!!

[@ianbrown5955]

AWSOME!! You're one of my favorite vents.

[@jenniferdoyle7315]

Love when The two interact

[@jenniferdoyle7315]

The puppets together

[@jenniferdoyle7315]

Chuck and ted e bear are hilarious together

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

I love Ted. E Bear!❤🤗🐻 This is so funny!😂👍

[@Quartzmane]

I love this video.

[@jeffreybixler1406]

ted e. is my favorite

[@ginastillwell9968]

Fuck. This was so funny I was having breakfast when I watched this and then I laughed so hard that I spit my milk out my drunken nose!!

[@jamiewildful]

i loooooooove ted he is sooooooooooooooo cute love love love him

[@metalxhorror]

I wish you would do your next show in Little Rock, Arkansas cause I want to see Teddy, Chuck, and Grandpa Fred. I love the act where Grandpa Fred insulted the other cultures, "Any New Zealanders in the audience, Baaaaa! did it turn you on?" Laughed my ass off at that.

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Zach, I played a comedy club in Little Rock in the 90's.. haven't been back there since, but, I did really enjoy my time there.. I love the South. Thanks, Dave

[@sachinraghavan4556]

"She was holding you up for bait". I'm dead!

[@Purlee100]

I recall a time when David was interviewing a guest with Ted E sitting on his lap. It was a long interview and Ted started getting bored, so he started grooming himself. The crowd started to giggle, as did the guest, until Ted started grooming his crotch, by which time the crowd was howling and the guest was having a hard time keeping it together. Dave, of course, kept a perfectly straight face. Then Ted looked up at the crowd and said ''Because I can''!

[@christiantracey1479]

I'm watching this for the first time and I have never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂😂😂 Keep up the good work David

[@rayfurat8428]

Chuck and Ted e is funny

[@leighcaddenhead6446]

I want my own Ted e bare where can I get one

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

+Leigh Caddenhead Hi Leigh, try my online store at www.davidstrassman.com -Dave

[@lindseysperry5572]

David Strassman hey where can I get a Ted e bear. Where I can get one and DVD's June 9

[@dominkfri6358]

The Store

[@zazygaming6970]

Watching a man getting stressed out over talking to himself is pretty funny gotta say

[@briananthony4044]

Love it, especially the ending lol.

[@Jigsawinsanitylps]

Lol that was so funny I had to watch it twice!!!

[@hazk5227]

Worlds funniest comedian

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

+Emporer Gamers Games I think Robin Williams and 100 other comics are funnier, but, thanks for the nice comments! DS

[@lindseysperry5572]

Robin Williams is die may 31

[@chazzaproductions2254]

David Strassman Dave, you are definitely up there with the funniest comedians in the world. You're hilarious 😂!!!

[@alien_andadog]

4:25 has made me laugh every time i watch this-

[@neilforbes416]

Aaaah the birdies weren't singing..... they were humming because they forgot the words to their song! LOL

[@KeybladeMasterMind]

Dave: Anyway, we got a little closer, Ted E., and we heard a growling noise. Ted E. Bear: Was it a lion? Chuck: We're on a picnic, not a $&%@*+! safari!

[@challengersam4063]

I love this video. Much funnier than Jeff Dunham.

[@cazzle80]

Love Ted E

[@morganjunemacheca9784]

This is so fucking funny Dave. Keep it going

[@harrytyrrell2124]

It’s Chuck’s sly comments that make this funnier

[@liamgaming3744]

This is the funniest thing ever

[@phoenixnorth3385]

Nice job Ted E.

[@sodabecca123]

OMG! OMG! This is 2 much! 2 funny!

[@jenniffermaynard6468]

can't wait to see Ted E next year when you are in QLD.

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Jennifer, Sorry for the late reply. Yes, QLD in May, 2017!! a New show! -DS

[@johnyv4476]

Chuck was the best

[@MrKakuzukun]

*demon growls* "...holy shit"

[@MrNaifassaf]

I like it very much

[@davidscheidler3445]

The birdies in the trees and the doggies in the...trees !

[@gardevoirsboyfreind6956]

Good job ted e you released your inner bear when you growled😁

[@janaytaylor2344]

I love your videos

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

+Janay Taylor Hi Janay, Really appreciate the kind words.. Thanks! -Dave

[@janaytaylor2344]

your welcome

[@tjstarblood624]

“IM NOT HERE- My toes are here.”

[@davidscheidler3445]

" How we found you face down in the gutter outside the toy factory "

[@CJ-ln5ov]

I feel like the Title should be something like “The Story of Ted E.”

[@austinurban7860]

Chuck is the best !!

[@chazzaproductions2254]

Teddy bear is a lot like Patrick star.

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hey Chazza, He is, isn't he! Dave

[@chazzaproductions2254]

David Strassman Oh my god! You are my hero! I can't believe you have actually answered me! You have inspired me to become a ventriloquist! I take my hat off to you sir! 😄

[@rawdyrider]

excellent skills

[@elijahhall8650]

Iv never seen this guy/act before hes good.

[@jenniferdoyle7315]

He so brilliant and funny

[@joshuabulger3156]

David man your funny

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Thanks Joshua, really appreciate it! Dave

[@Philip-ux4gk]

First David and I enter the woods with out shotguns Chuck lol what were you eating bearsteaks 😂

[@ham4fun]

how is it 2019 and I just now found your hilarity

[@ExplodingPikachuGaming]

im eating hot dogs and mango right now lel

[@flynnlee1494]

Im dying

[@org23461]

ME 2 😂😂😂😂

[@dominkfri6358]

Laughed hard i pissed myself

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Domink, Yeah, he's funny... D

[@juliannecrider2801]

You're funny! XD

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Julianne, thanks for the kind words!! -Dave

[@juliannecrider2801]

+David Strassman Hi Dave, you're welcome! :)

[@karenelliott8395]

Child's Play part 1Chuck is born 😈😂

[@alexpacheco703]

Good growl Ted E. Bare!

[@private2102]

Chuck is funny as shit 😂

[@y274]

God I love that teddy

[@KeybladeMasterMind]

Dave: We found a man, and he was crouched down with a gun, and he was aiming to shoot at across the river. Ted E. Bear: He's a-a man with a gun! Dave: That's right. Ted E. Bear: What was he doing? Chuck: Getting a $&%@*+! manicure! What'd you think?!

[@CandleCoveCast]

Ted E. Bear: He's doing his nails?! With a gun?! That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

[@piinkette1]

lol their are swear word parts and they show a child in the audience at 2:47, its shocking how the parents allowed him to even be there

[@RuralTowner]

I'm sure the child got even worse exposure at home//school

[@downtrod1]

Knock knock Who's there? Reality 😅😅😅😅

[@EricFletchMagic]

2:54 fav part

[@rayofsun5070]

1:38 2:01 2:37 5:56

[@gabriellebutkerait9684]

10:09 (BEST PART!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)

[@rubiichavez5797]

"getting a fucking manicure " bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[@victoriathorne8252]

Oh,Chuck

[@CJ-ln5ov]

NO NOT THE PLOWMAN

[@patriciamoraga1241]

😂 😀 Haha!? That Would Be Really Funny if David Strussman and Jeff Dunham If They Could do a Show Together! 😀😀 I Can Imagine How Funny it Would be.....😀😀 11/24/2017...

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hey Patricia, Thanks for the great suggestion. I'll have Chuck and Ted call Peanut and Walter. Dave

[@dancabral9108]

Ted: Did you shoot him with a silver bullet, Did ya call his mom bad names, Did ya pinch him on the bottom. Me: hahahahahahahaha

[@CandleCoveCast]

Chuck: Then he asked us out for a date.

[@AdamBootler]

6:44 no yeah no yeah no yeah no YEAH

[@victoriathorne8252]

Hilariously