Big thanks once again to noob bassist Davide Biale 🙏🙏🙏
@Tomoko88859 ай бұрын
Im noob on the bass
@MansidasDad9 ай бұрын
Me too😢!
@CapyMan8129 ай бұрын
Don't call your self noob bro your good
@clburst822029 ай бұрын
Ur davide Biale ur real name
@CapyMan8129 ай бұрын
@@clburst82202 thats true bro
@IIMiikexDII9 ай бұрын
I love how they go from "learn scales" to WRITE YOUR OWN SONGS
@michaelsaili13849 ай бұрын
Maybe we just didn't know it was a quantum leap 😂😂😂.
@RobertJWaco9 ай бұрын
Jazz music? Just make it up as you go along
@silverreaps68039 ай бұрын
@@RobertJWaco not that simple as a beginner though
@no_nameyouknow9 ай бұрын
@@silverreaps6803 There is always someone who doesn't get a sarcastic comment as being sarcastic. Definitely not you though.
@silverreaps68039 ай бұрын
@@no_nameyouknow hilarious 😐😐
@JustAGuyWhoCodes9 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear, learnt how to play the guitar
@hunterwilk9 ай бұрын
6 string piccolo bass?
@Goatey5239 ай бұрын
@@hunterwilkLmfao 💀
@cdprince7689 ай бұрын
I really liked this guy's tutorial on how to drive a car: Step 1: Choose your Lambo. Step 2: Reprogram the Engine Control Unit to increase horsepower and torque. Step 3: Clean with a gentle, pH-neutral car shampoo.
@robinvanlier9 ай бұрын
Step 4. Buy more cars
@Sophie-vw5ol9 ай бұрын
@@robinvanlierBut just if you like to ride it (what you never did before from the tutorial) 😂
@reflectionsaretoomuch6 ай бұрын
@@robinvanlierstep 5:destroy the more cars
@BeheadedKamikaze9 ай бұрын
This is the musical equivalent of "How to draw an owl. Step 1: Draw 2 slightly overlapping circles, the bottom one slightly larger than the top one. Step 2: Complete the owl."
@guythatlovespotato9 ай бұрын
Thanks to this guide. I learned to play a guitar.
@Davie5049 ай бұрын
*no*
@guythatlovespotato9 ай бұрын
@@Davie504 *B A S S*
@denshaaa29 ай бұрын
no
@Alduin3479 ай бұрын
yes
@n31x9 ай бұрын
@@Davie504 🅱
@loop45699 ай бұрын
5:34 is the "if you can play it slowly, you can play it quickly" of Davie504
@miss-magic-maya9 ай бұрын
SACRILEGIOUS
@spideycomic_159 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@BIackhole9 ай бұрын
Yesss WE NEED TO MAKE A MEME ABOUT IT
@marklinkruger8889 ай бұрын
Great to see a collab between Davie504 and Davide Biale
@davguev9 ай бұрын
This is genuinely, among your videos, the one that has made me laugh the most.
@Webberjo9 ай бұрын
8:04 That's not 30°! You learned nothing!
@t2d7489 ай бұрын
looks about 30° from being vertical
@Darth_Niki49 ай бұрын
It's close to 69° (as it should be).
@Davie5049 ай бұрын
😤
@Jugnaut9 ай бұрын
😤
@natzdavid36669 ай бұрын
😤
@JojoDumb119 ай бұрын
Hey I am noobie504
@saikonixamastein24319 ай бұрын
This tutorial has finally taught me how to square the triangle in proper rhythm, thanks Davie504.
@ivoneabarca77519 ай бұрын
EPIC bassist NOT EPIC wiki tutorial
@breadsandwich3369 ай бұрын
i hope the guy who wrote these tutorials finds this video
@Choochinc9 ай бұрын
You should have checked that tutorial for how to fish for bass. That's a really underrated bass technique that I feel is invaluable to beginners.
@heatherconner11257 ай бұрын
There's a John The Fisherman joke here somewhere.
@mitreswell9 ай бұрын
I am really looking forward to your bass tutorials for beginners!
@caelenselke-minogue9 ай бұрын
2:47 Davie504: "When a bass is out of tune my ears explode" 6:59 Davie's G string:💀
@nath45939 ай бұрын
Yeah that bugged me too 🤣. I was like : davie forgot the step where he needed to tune his bass 😂
@PiePlayzBASS9 ай бұрын
it is in tune?
@nath45939 ай бұрын
@@PiePlayzBASS nope the G string is slightly out of tune. You might not notice it but i have pitch perfect so i always notice the slightest imperfections. This one isn't that hard to hear tho. Just pay attention
@PiePlayzBASS9 ай бұрын
@@nath4593 not to flex but even i have perfect pitch so it doesn't sound out of tune to me. Or maybe my ears are not earing
@nath45939 ай бұрын
@@PiePlayzBASS well if you do have perfect pitch how do you not hear the G string being out of tune? Even the D string is out of tune by maybe 1/16 of a tone so it's not as noticeable but it still doesn't sound perfect. You could try comparing Davie's G string to another G string sound and you'll see.
@antonyraj112 ай бұрын
3:31 did we just see davie laugh??
@heathhiatt58959 ай бұрын
I have seen a lot of your vids. this is my fav so far. im slappin that like!
@jhwendt9 ай бұрын
Hilarious and so slap on! Evidently the writer of the wiki tutorial learned things from this video and quickly updated the wiki-how when I checked it today April 4. Thanks. Looking forward to your tutorial. Will buy a bass soon partly because of you.
@Ubobeo9 ай бұрын
Thank you for sharing this tutorial with us! I feel like I'm ready to buy more basses!
@jhwendt9 ай бұрын
😂
@originalname71769 ай бұрын
We missed you David, Im happy you are doing well ❤ Stay awsome and slappy !
@KevinOnEarth_9 ай бұрын
This was a *hilarious* video highlighting the best of Davie504 *ahem* I mean, Davide Biale
@SuspiciousAra9 ай бұрын
Mulțumim!
@parikshit7939 ай бұрын
I am a guitarist but I still wanna report that website 🙄🙄🙄
@nik-btd9 ай бұрын
I know a guitarist who wanted to play bass, but he used a pick and the very next morning he woke up with a severed horse's head in his bed
@joermnyc9 ай бұрын
How to play bass: buy bass. Buy amp. Fret random note, play octave, play fifth, make up bass solos, compose music. Buy second bass. Stonks!
@SupraViperhead9 ай бұрын
I went to play with a couple of bands who wanted me to play "their basslines" for their songs and EVERY TIME, it was a guitarist who wrote the Bassline and they wrote (and played) it the way a guitar would be played. They kept wanting me to play with a pick. UNACCEPTABLE!
@ablak37129 ай бұрын
I like this Davide Biale guy... you should invite him more. It's refreshing to hear his real self. Jokes aside It's hard to be yourself online but don't worry your real fans already know you and love you for who you are. And you're an inspiration for me as a fellow introvert, tall guy, and shy person. You helped me be myself more and accept myself and not see myself as an outcast who needs to be 'fixed'. So thank you I usually don't write these comments but you truly are an inspiration for me keep it up and never change :)
@thrudd66109 ай бұрын
HAHA! So well edited! Always love your product! Thank you...
@CLboneless9 ай бұрын
thank you for your EPIC videos you inspired me to buy myself a bass and hopefully i’ll be slapping soon. keep up the amazing work!
@xboxdonut18869 ай бұрын
0:45 woah my phones haptic feedback kicked in on that like
@KmockRepairs9 ай бұрын
Really lile the frequent uploads but dont let it get to you. Awesome video as always
@therealmorganofficial9 ай бұрын
You've convinced me to learn behs
@kralzelvicka35079 ай бұрын
Danny sapko fan😅
@Marse9139 ай бұрын
wtf are you doing here go make more kr content
@bepsel73009 ай бұрын
1. step: buy bass 2. step: learn to play bass 3. step: buy more bass
@lamonttblackshire16389 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard I died!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 funniest video EVEEEER!!
@JoaXinPerez9 ай бұрын
These videos give me joy ❤️
@sevens89449 ай бұрын
Long time watcher, love the content. I usually only try to have one bass for sale an one keeper… at the moment I have a fender jazz bass, squier active jaguar, vintage Hondo explorer h-880, vintage Peavey T-40 and some home made mariachi style fret less acoustic electric. I have even had to stop myself from buying more. The only reason I ever put guitar next to bass when I list them is just to expand my reach for looks at my post… even when I post a mic or drums I always put “ ( guitar bass studio band related) “ I always think it’s hilarious when I see a guitar bundled with a bass amp or someone puts “base guitar”
@MrDanilop459 ай бұрын
3:30 even David have to laugh in front of this! 7:14 blurred lines.
@HellHathNoFuryAtAll89 ай бұрын
My bass instructor is primarily a guitarist. Thank you for bringing to light the error of my ways.
@maboleth9 ай бұрын
How to play with your Bass? - Buy a fishing rod, catch Bass, learn Bass to play the piano with both fins.
@feathertail28919 ай бұрын
I've actually had this problem when it came to learning Bass. The teacher there played a lot of instruments and had a great sense in music theory, but he couldn't properly teach me advanced techniques like slap, tap, double thumb, etcetera. He applied as a teacher for bass because he knew how to play guitar well. It's nice to know guitar for music theory and such when teaching bass, but if you are going to teach it, actually know how to play it like a virtuouso. Don't apply because you know another instrument. It feels insulting. It's like if someone said they can teach the tuba cause they know how to play the trumpet. Learn it and respect it. Each instrument has their own techniques and fundamentals to learn.
@TheRip729 ай бұрын
After 2+ years playing bass, I decided to get a guitar to learn new things like muting when using a pick. I have had the guitar about a week but it is very different to playing a bass.
@chris301ep9 ай бұрын
You can do a Bass Course in a Bass page with goods Bass videos of how to learn Bass
@alecrisser1228 күн бұрын
1:30 My first bass is a fretless. My second has six strings. And, yeah, I wouldn't recommend it for everyone, but it worked for me. The good old four-string fretted is ideal for beginners.
@Tyronerolfe9 ай бұрын
Ive been waiting for this collab. Thank you Davie504
@AryausMaverick9 ай бұрын
He laughed for the first time !. I am proud of you Davie.
@Daggerhead699 ай бұрын
2:54 - very emotional times
@thomaswitch33579 ай бұрын
I chose a 2 string bass with a diatonic scale as well as a Focusrite sound card. I couldn’t find out where to install the bulky sound card so I just play through an amp. So far so good
@lukeandrew33359 ай бұрын
Poor Davey, so jealous he could not help as many people as these instructions have 😔
@JVB3909 ай бұрын
As a beginner bass player of two months I STONGLY reccomend finding an actual teacher
@MrGodOfedits9 ай бұрын
Davie: Real Bassists only play with 4 Strings Also Davie: Playing a 69 String Bass
@mikayla819acoustic_bass9 ай бұрын
this tutorial was amazing… I didn’t know that a wikihow could actually subtract from my noob bass playing skillz lol
@jpatpat279 ай бұрын
Mindblown when Davide Biale came out. why did I expect to see Davie504 and Davide Biale on a single frame tho. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
@paulc15539 ай бұрын
Great to see a collaboration between Davie504 and Davide Biale!
@simonhart21869 ай бұрын
I now have 257 basses because of this tutorial
@Washington-Dreaming9 ай бұрын
“Decide if you will play with your fingers or a pick.” I laughed immediately as I knew you’d go ballistic.
@Tamj_Bty9 ай бұрын
Davie504 Bass Slapping lessons Me: "Just take my money 💸"
@Lampey222 ай бұрын
1:32 **Laughs in violinist**
@dunxy9 ай бұрын
Its a bass guitar, GUITAR!
@juneauserds249 ай бұрын
3:03 perfect tutorial for Michael Jackson's moonwalk using your finger
@hre60559 ай бұрын
Ngl Nice to Davide Biale Once in a while. Hope he can be in more videos ❤️
@MasterChiefHarrow9 ай бұрын
legend back🥺
@broshigames9 ай бұрын
I slapped like and now I know how to SLAP bass. Epic
@willortiz35479 ай бұрын
Hello Davie, I enjoyed this video. I laughed a number of times while watching it. I laughed when you asked which notes should I play? Which chords should I learn! There was no real information on note or chord playing. A beginner bass tutorial from you would be outstanding. Be well, Will Ortiz
@Mr.average-go5vr7 ай бұрын
2:16 bassist rule number: Victor Wooten:DONT YOU EVER USE A PICK
@yuito87489 ай бұрын
Davie be confused on notes make me rolling
@tomcoryell9 ай бұрын
I couldn’t understand why you had so many subs. Now I get it. Great sense of humor Mr. Biale!
@skeleton88889 ай бұрын
instructions unclear, I think I slapped the guitar the wrong way
@as16439 ай бұрын
5:43the video get angrier from here
@SystemYTP9 ай бұрын
"This is the best guitar channel of all time." - The Wikihow guy, probably
@cisarvialpando74128 ай бұрын
8:37 yes we need bass lessons from you🔥🔥🙏🏻
@AxelDilex9 ай бұрын
Davie504: "All of you know I'm a "Pro Bassist" Me: "Nah you're not a "Pro Bassist" you're a "Bassist Expert"
9 ай бұрын
hey, better put some warning that there's actually a laugh reveal at 3:30! I got so scared!
@lightascend25249 ай бұрын
Thanks for the guitar tutorial. OMG!
@jraymond_1239 ай бұрын
a hidden mission to replace bass by guitar? but still we need to get bassman to 69k
@toxicwaltz689 ай бұрын
Also, a pro tip for newcomer bassists: Be gentle when slapping the softwood guitars, and you can slap harder the hardwood guitars for better sound.
@thevagabond31819 ай бұрын
Today I saw David Biale and Davie 504 in the same room. We can finally put to rest all those rumours about them being the same people. Epico!!!
@DerekAmerica9 ай бұрын
Thank you so much! I couldn't figure out why the bass wasn't working until I got a new protractor
@dhowd9629 ай бұрын
6:16 Yeah fish for a bass instead of buying one I think this is more useful
@Zigstar9 ай бұрын
Davie504 and Davide Biale in the same video, headphones and without headphones
@vonklock68079 ай бұрын
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!!! Great channel!
@rossmonwithaneaux80859 ай бұрын
Got a Bass in 1964.. I was six.... Love your show ❤😂
9 ай бұрын
But have you ever checked your 30° angle, my brother?
@DJJohnnyFi9 ай бұрын
@Davie504 my oldest and I joined a community concert band a few months ago back and they picked up a bass….. trombone! You can’t slap it but you get an amazing sound out of it!
@rafael78999 ай бұрын
EPICO
@_Arugula_Salad_9 ай бұрын
You can still slap it
@DJJohnnyFi9 ай бұрын
@@_Arugula_Salad_ you can slap it… once. Then it’s not a trombone any longer. It’s a big hunk of brass and is sad.
@FishyKatos699 ай бұрын
I hope davide biale the noob basist and now become the pro one become a the next greatest bassist all the time for next few years
@Velvetspoonful9 ай бұрын
I started on fretless back in 2004. Went great! Started with Lounge Act, Californication, Zombi (cranberries) - great fretless songs of course totally not. K's choice really helped me bring out that fretless tone though; by plucking closer to the neck for that soft signature fretless grizzle.
@РаймисУрбантас9 ай бұрын
Or can you watch Tyler Joseph playing bass? He is not real bassist but he really often plays bass
@monsterbonsai91739 ай бұрын
Beginner to Badass. One online course to rule them all.
@WakaWakka-yc9su9 ай бұрын
They forgot to teach how to swim :(
@pppablo_ink9 ай бұрын
that first Age of Empires sound was EPICLY used.
@TheGodzillaTalker9 ай бұрын
1:32 NO WAY!!!! Davie504 is Davide Biale? Well, you heard it here folks, he finally admitted it! He also revealed his laugh in this video too
@The_Kiosk9 ай бұрын
I've used a C major shape sweep arpeggio (fingerstyle on a 4 string bass) in a break during a song before.🤷♂️
@yodogerik9 ай бұрын
This new David lore of headphones on vs off is fascinating, and very funny 😂
@stylis6668 ай бұрын
"Learn how to play roots." I actually did that. The first song I learned to play on a bass was Roots Bloody Roots from Sepultura. The next one was Into The Void from Black Sabbath. After that, people started asking me to play pop songs so now I live in a desert.
@crisnya9 ай бұрын
i missed you sm omg
@marcosmwb84449 ай бұрын
Just accept that your beloved bass is a guitar, but also and most importantly a bass.
@jayuno30099 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 After this video came out, people went to the wikihow article and continued to downvote the “expert” answer - it now has 77 downvotes, when David filmed it, it only had 14 downvotes.
@nicadams93449 ай бұрын
Well while they called me for this article I was actually playing bass in the band I now lead for. Maybe we need a bass/guitar battle to settle this 😂
@Isaa-pp6zx9 ай бұрын
How to learn scales: Step 1: Learn scales. Step 2: Enjoy 🥰
@_Flumm_9 ай бұрын
When you Play Double Bass you start woth fretless
@ClassicRock859 ай бұрын
This tutorial is so good. Got me sweep picking my bass and slapping my guitar🤘