YTP - Dr. Phil Demented!

You thought you knew Dr. Phil? Well... you didn't.
Head flying into space song: • dawnDreamer - SUPERCOLOR
Song: • Narcissistic B*tch! | ...

[@dawndreamer1109]

Narcissistic Bitch | feat. Dr. Phil (FULL SONG) kzbin.info/www/bejne/p6CriZh3hpqer5I

[@gh05tsighs13]

dawnDreamer Link to the outer space song?

[@dawndreamer1109]

@@gh05tsighs13 I will release it soon... its part of a vaporwave album im working on.

[@GAMERC3]

dawnDreamer nice!

[@geoguru32]

dawnDreamer this is now my favourite remix.

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

dawnDreamer THANK YOU IMMA MAKE IT MY RINGTONE

[@TheDBZEDITOR]

This is a safe place to piss. - Dr. Phil, 2018.

[@andrewmaddox9786]

I wonder what he’ll say in 2019

[@troypowers750]

Best quote ever

[@goaway6193]

@@andrewmaddox9786 This is a safe place to poop

[@jackkurtisproductions4131]

What I say if I have to pull over and piss on the side of the road somewhere

[@tempo1889]

It's good to know there are still a few safe places to piss.

[@AJScraps]

Can confirm this is a clinically approved cure for depression.

[@logansibrava4468]

Jilly juice helps people take the last step of depression killing them self

[@meltingpotmeme6181]

You're still on the one way

[@jacock]

Adam Badali same

[@unintelligibleanti-chud158]

dude, I too was feeling so low today until I saw this. Bless you, kind sir.

[@coffeehigh420]

yeh but did you read the side effects ?

[@yaboytroy8078]

I'm just imagining dr. Phil watching this.

[@antony9956]

@Conor Gattone-Jones the joke went wayyyyy over your head

[@antony9956]

@Conor Gattone-Jones Damn, the joke flew waaaaayyyyy above my head! Bugger.

[@nabranestwistypuzzler7019]

That was a moment

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

Send them to the Ranch

[@John-pf9ej]

BRUH

[@boredpill]

I don’t care how old I get, this kind of shit will always make me laugh

[@beazrich2.017]

I think the funniest part was at 4:23 “Shaaaasshhhh….” 😆😆😆🥲

[@H-Real_8]

Ytps are the best type of KZbin stupidity and are always funny

[@kyletitterton]

One time... I grabbed the phone... I said to this guy: "Fyyeeeff."

[@BiG-JuPO1O1]

Sus

[@K1NG0FW0LV35]

that played while I read this... the fyyeeef part to be exact

[@theretroreview8178]

LOL

[@spencerfrankclayton4348]

That was happening as I read it!

[@NikonKanava]

FIiIF

[@joe8044]

i think i got a six pack from laughing

[@mileskessler6634]

Ow my stomach hurts right now...

[@FFP_BF2]

Wigga that’s possible?

[@oscarbecerra1921]

SPudrKid wow you are spoder-man indeed all the girls will like u

[@Bristecom]

It actually hurt so bad I had to pause it several times! Funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

[@wanda1953]

SPudrKid samee 😂

[@carlwheezer2791]

“It’s healthy to eat lots of homosexuality along with coconut oil” - Jilly

[@Deadgirlcarnate]

Carl Wheezer Carl wheezer marry me

[@benb9151]

I wonder wtf homosexuality has to do with the smoothie thing she was talking about

[@architectstein]

@@benb9151 she said that her juice cured homosexuality

[@bitsandwiches9293]

This is two and a half cups of *cancer* prepare for pain

[@kingofgalaxy9061]

The Courier 👍

[@bluefire8223]

To this day this is still one of the best YTPs I’ve ever seen

[@yearginclarke]

Yes definitely

[@epicgamerscout5921]

"You said, that this is a horse? Is that true?" "Yes." "ShhAAsh..."'

[@f.b.i9305]

I think gta 2 is sick

[@chasemiller7974]

His face is priceless!

[@goaway6193]

F e e f

[@zephirin]

You know, there just aren't enough safe places to piss anymore.

[@andrewmaddox9786]

Fuckin BICH

[@patrikasr8046]

Cant even piss safely in my own home

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

You're killing me with laughter

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Especially not in the United States, since my state is repealing laws that protect trans people in bathrooms.

[@BrandonTheGamer1996]

Ninja Briefs the Saiyan its a bathroom get over

[@preyforapophis]

This is what the internet was made for.

[@EvilSewnit]

Levi Bachus ayyy, another Levi

[@paulpogba5943]

It’s actually made for propaganda purposes

[@gavinronald1957]

I agree these videos make me so happy the internet exists

[@dynamic9343]

666

[@belqismomeni6860]

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[@aarondavis8943]

"You said...this is a horse. Is that true?" "Yes." "SHaSH"

[@BL-vd8mb]

"this is a safe place to piss " I laughed pretty hard

[@garrettsattem4799]

I was going to say that it perfectly describes a gas station urinal, but that’s debatable…

[@Stingsy]

This is a recurring line with my friends and I

[@BILLYLTD1408]

I somehow forgot that YTPs were a thing for ten years and oh my god what a coma to wake up from

[@poly_g6068]

They stopped being good for that long, kek

[@daggermeister5716]

BILLYLTD1408 That’s because YTPs are just considered extended memes now.

[@HomekittyL2]

Same here, and I missed them

[@LeseanDeVon]

Poly_G oh word?

[@morpheus_9]

@l i t t l e l u l u one of the best YTPs ever made imo is "its all right here at your fingertits"

[@colonelradec9374]

“Paul says everything changed when he discovered Butt Sex” this had me laughing like hella hard.

[@power0029]

Fox Mask Or as I like to call it, “Ten thousand secret *tits* ”.

[@influenza3736]

Aprorpra

[@twistedyogert]

It changed for me too.

[@nathansanchez6311]

@@power0029 what makes the tits a secret?

[@arctic129]

...Hard?

[@hmlandis1370]

I found this during the shittiest Thanksgiving vacation I've ever had (2020 of course), and over 7 months later it still makes me piss myself laughing lol.

[@davidl570]

Well, this IS a safe place to piss, so.........................

[@hmlandis1370]

@@davidl570 😂😂😂

[@livingcorpse5664]

I hope you're doing better now.

[@hmlandis1370]

@@livingcorpse5664 Thanks, I am.

[@joelquick4954]

Well this is a safe place to piss.

[@quickfeather]

"One time, I grabbed the phone, I said to this guy: *F E E F* "

[@manofbeans.2176]

quixxen FEEEF

[@domersftw1503]

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[@coltm4a186]

That should be a new insult now. “YOU ARE A FEEF!”

[@chestercopperpot4286]

BUZZUUUZZZUZZZZ

[@PieAndChips]

*Furniture*

[@PunishedCreepswork4]

the greatest trick dr. phil ever played: convincing the world he wasn't in the audience.

[@travisscottholdingmicropho415]

deep

[@lsswappedcessna]

fancy seeing you here.

[@nu-what5522]

Nice reference

[@bohdisatva4345]

Punished Creepswork but hes on the fucking stage.

[@cian.o]

@@bohdisatva4345 r/woooosh

[@nobodys_winds6580]

*It's healthy to eat lots of homosexuality* This is phenomenal. 10/10.

[@tylorcaruth]

Along with coconut oil

[@MetalSlugzMaster]

@@tylorcaruth This will be like, the biggest diahrea the history of mankind.

[@brodied.6230]

@@MetalSlugzMaster Absolutely.

[@kimberwicke7697]

Prepare for p a i n

[@ItzDrPlow]

WoowWwWw

[@proletariatbourgeoisie9929]

"Prepare for pain.." *slurrp* "Oh my god, this is teEtts" Couldn't have said it any better myself LMAO

[@SuperMonaLisaBros]

Cock

[@Joshniper]

I showed this to my mom and she thought it was real.

[@PoisondBacon]

🤣

[@athenaarwood3957]

Really lol

[@elevenpoisons2484]

was she high

[@sagaswp]

Even when Phil lasered that guys head off like he was Homelander?

[@juburr9750]

Fck sakes

[@InfamousBananaGoblin]

“i’m going to break my son’s coc” “...why...?” “i don’t know why”

[@ifeelverydead9180]

This is teaess

[@Junior-xi9yb]

To fuсk candy and ice cream

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@busive Parents in a nutshell

[@yearginclarke]

Also right before that, the way she says "I did not know that" is hilarious

[@SD_yessir]

"sH BaZZuZuB SlAAns. Furniture." I felt that.

[@shiperobin]

"I really don't care"

[@thatmatty231guy]

Thats a gold part lol xD

[@manofbeans.2176]

SD FEEEYYF

[@DarkIronDwarf]

My favorite part 😂

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

@@shiperobin "OK. You said that this is a.. horse?" "Is that true?"

[@jaywblack]

This was my gateway into Ytps and it is still the best. Just an epic clip and a bonafide classic!

[@AliceAXP]

This is my favorite episode of doctor Phil

[@legendaryaNdepic]

It was very informative I learned a lot one of my favorites as well.

[@thecamocampaindude5167]

Doctor P H IPH

[@garthvader9916]

Dr Phil: *lists various horrible diseases* 'A BAD EAR INFECTION.'

[@SilvaSight]

On a pain scale I'd give it a 10/10.

[@prod.JUDA5]

"and horrible case of Eczema yes i said Eczema Motherfuckers sounds impossible right well fuck you .... Fucking haters"

[@leashk158]

Yeah the pain is pretty horrific

[@garthvader9916]

Yes, some ear infections can be very bad indeed. But for the most part, I don't think they quite compare to cancer or AIDS.

[@someperson4865]

@@prod.JUDA5 "take a look"

[@Connor-ts1xv]

“Oh my god, this is teets.” - Dr. Phil

[@karackakoden517]

....”COCK”

[@elc1960]

"...One time, I grabbed the phone and I said to this guy, "FEEEEEEF!" So true...how many times have each and every one of us said the exact same thing? Truly validating and inspirational. Like reading an affirmation a day for forty years.

[@injusticeanywherethreatens4810]

"I try to shit, but sometimes I don't shit" My whole life explained in one sentence.

[@perkeez80]

"I immediately went down to the courthouse to f***"

[@jak30341]

FairyGardens TV lol

[@Snowfireblues]

Constipation in a nutshell

[@Gamy45]

"This is 2 and a half cups of cancer?" *"YES!"* That absolutely killed me lmao

[@nooostop9635]

You sure it wasn't the cancer?

[@Junior-xi9yb]

Oh my god this is tits

[@SuperWeaves]

COCK

[@erikdreiling2492]

One time, I grabbed the phone. I said to this guy, "FEEEF."

[@doomsday24]

Erik Dreiling *Before that* Is that true?......Shaash

[@schwarg]

Greatest one liner in YTP history.

[@recs8564]

I swear this is the #1 joke among my friends at school i die everyday

[@sambt123]

Erik Dreiling 😂😂😂😂

[@nickyborrisino]

This goes beyond entertainment and is actually a new form of art.

[@CommentFrom]

Lmao take it this is the first time you've seen a ytp

[@yearginclarke]

@@CommentFrom This is better than most

[@randomfish1725]

This is one of the best ytp's I have ever seen.

[@loganf9701]

certainly up there...

[@sphericalobject1107]

Alex Jones vortex is better

[@sterilebroth8933]

@@sphericalobject1107 comedy is subjective

[@sphericalobject1107]

@@sterilebroth8933 they decide what’s funnah and what’s nawt

[@heroinmom153]

This is on the same top shelf as Fesh Pince

[@adriswrId]

This is a safe place to piss - Dr. Phil

[@BB_038]

This is gold. So many quotable lines.

[@evilemoji420]

Just watched a ytp of impractical Jokers and I go here to see ur profile

[@BB_038]

EvilEmoji haha lol

[@EdwardianTea]

Hey Sal

[@regipokemon9408]

Fuckin bitch. (Head goes flying off into space)

[@demontorch]

Freddy Taylor “ 10,000 secret tits” I fucking lost it

[@copocopocopocopo]

3:02 "Well today, we are tackling not one, not two, not three, but foOF of the biggest c*cks. Why? Because Alaska is raceest." - Dr. Phil

[@Valce]

"Is that true?" "Yes." "Shhhhaaaashhhhhh."

[@mommylefttogetmilk]

Yabadabadaba is that true? WOW YOU GO BIG GUY- Oh you don't like Rhythm Heaven?

[@bane4490]

I think Grand Theft Auto 2 is sick -Dr.Phil

[@kimberwicke7697]

Furniture

[@kareemmasri3934]

WPM Virgo well he’s not wrong.

[@KingLich451]

dr phil is a man of culture

[@kowskull_]

BEST 2D GTA GAME ON PS1

[@ryanworthington1109]

@Daisy Jumper Dear god I honest to god was thinking the exact same thing

[@Capt.Prostate]

I started answering my wife with “Shash” and “Feef.” We’re now spiraling toward divorce.

[@elot5146]

this is a really sad shash moment

[@2-d_in_a_bag]

she's afraid of filthy sex

[@iamabovethelaw1606]

Gee, that sucks. Sorry to hear that. Maybe Dr. Phil can give you a hand.

[@bleebus9355]

shseesh wifu 100 large poops poddle cabbage baby

[@ALLMETAL1970]

She had 10,000 secret teets

[@brezilianpope]

It's been 3 years. Still the best YTP out there, genuinely funny to me

[@MicroSausage]

Look up fesh pints. Part 1 and 2 are both fantastic.

[@automatonm99]

He uploaded in a couple years

[@psyche4867]

This is easily up there with one of the best ytp’s ever. Its not just random edits but has plot and creative jokes

[@sqtuck]

Exactly! Master of the art.

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

6:13 woah!

[@spacemanrick2014]

This one is a classic for sure. It keeps popping up, I watch it every time, and love it more each time.

[@ambrooks5]

I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[@ThierryRocksTV]

This proves YTP's ain't dead

[@kdot78]

no they ain't.

[@gush35z67]

who thought they were in the first place

[@man4437]

Honestly the classic YTP as an "art" form isn't doing too well but I feel like the spirit is in a lot of more mainstream modern YT content

[@belqismomeni6860]

13

[@PANZERFAUST90]

@@belqismomeni6860 14

[@DarknetDude]

This YTP is god-tier. The video editing is excellent and it tells a hilarious story of a retired doctor with eye lasers and a sex problem.

[@inquireorhack]

Was this inspired by Hellion Hero?

[@regipokemon9408]

@@inquireorhack I say yes.

[@asotfivehundred]

indeed good joj suscribed...

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

Not just eye lasers, also VIOLENT diarrhea, cancer, AIDS, diabetes, and a bad ear infection and a horrible case of eczema

[@Circuitssmith]

Eye lasers, but he doesn't have x-ray vision. He just wants to make that clear.

[@ninjalectualx]

This one had all the emotions. I laughed, I cried, I felt existential terror

[@L4tii]

"It's healthy to eat lots of homosexuality, along with coconut oil" *My momma been misleading me this whole time*

[@aboyborninjune]

yes I missed the coconut oil myself

[@wafflegod2282]

@@aboyborninjune I can handle the pure stuff 👀

[@OrangeRhino]

The secret is unrefined

[@burnallracists9433]

Cannibalism

[@XxNekoMoonxX]

one time i grabbed the phone and said to this guy “F E E F”

[@s.bakyhnh1756]

I'm trying to create a virtual reality tool to help people have BUTT SEX with my sister Britney.

[@isaiahwince4261]

erin I nearly choked on my cereal watching that.

[@SteelShield21]

4:26 😂

[@cubai5740]

The guy just said back feefing your wife all the beefin'G'bye

[@michaelvessel4604]

Who hasn’t though, honestly?

[@UniverseIndistries]

Why doesn’t this have more views? The sentence mixing is spot on.

[@1TopGunPaintballer]

UniverseIndistries it's good. But not spot on. Some of the dialog is incoherent

[@Tiiied]

Some of the best sentence mixing I've ever heard.

[@jakejoker1988]

KZbin has this odd reverse situation where well made entertaining videos struggle to get lots of views while low effort trash gets tons of views.

[@DrakesdenChannel]

Well, my sentence mixing parodies have less than 2k views on average.

[@UniverseIndistries]

Drakesden just because you have a shit ton of views doesn’t mean that it may be good.(not a wack at your mixing as I have yet to see it, just that sometimes small views count the most)

[@remi6strelle]

4:26 this is so fucking intense for no reason

[@jubilantsleep]

😂😂😂

[@ChrisTorrella]

" *_FURNITURE._* " "I really don't care?"

[@codyoliver5480]

Dude...that "Shash" at 4:24...about fell out of my chair lmao.

[@vlucas6202]

“I think grand theft auto 2 is SICK”

[@poly_g6068]

Truly a man of culture

[@nslouka90]

Finally someone else I can agree with!

[@belqismomeni6860]

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[@huebuckle8198]

@@belqismomeni6860 saudi arabia

[@femmemachete]

Oh no. I hope it gets better soon.

[@erickielzz]

welcome to youtube poops doja cat fans, you bouta find out where half of gen z humour comes from

[@cunsistency2101]

One of the top YTPs of all time. So nice to see a great, new YTP come out!

[@SoulCast7]

"One time...I grabbed the phone, I said to this guy: "FeeF'"

[@kylekamins4826]

KUTLINE time stamp please I can’t find it but ik I saw it 😂

[@97I30T]

Kyle Kamins It happens at 4:26

[@warwatch]

Disconnected

[@joee1213]

Dr. Phil: okay. you said. That. this is a. hu-orse? {shows picture of gorilla} Dr Phil: Is that true? Woman: yes Dr. Phil: shaAash 👴

[@s.bakyhnh1756]

Furniture.

[@f.b.i9305]

One time i grabed a phone and said to this guy feef

[@JorisKeijser]

I love those reactions at 6:05 and 6:15. It's like dr phil shooting lasers at their guests is just something that happens sometimes when things get out of hand, and is to be expected. She's like "and there it is... he's shooting the lasers again..." and when his head gets blown off she's like "okay damn, that was a little unnecessary" lol.

[@gary-kz7ov]

This could be the biggest diarrhea in history. I DIED

[@Sakurei]

Anyone that drank that shit probably did too.

[@andrewsnarr6474]

When he said "FEEF" I felt that

[@warwatch]

Furniture

[@OrangeRhino]

I can't stop feeling the FEEF

[@BriveAW]

F e e f

[@MeningitisAAA]

Dr Phil: insults the audience The audience: Clapping intestifies

[@adamdimmy5252]

the "two cups and half of cancer" got me ngl LMaoo

[@yearginclarke]

5:27

[@ThanosGranny]

"Prepare for pain" -Dr.Phil 2018

[@phosphor3617]

Whew, I almost forgot to watch this today.

[@elh7259]

How about now?

[@PoisondBacon]

Jack Daniels same 😂

[@brady6920]

This is the kind of YTP we need more of! Beautifully edited and funny without the use of ear deafening noises and crappy swirl edits. Keep up the good work!

[@randybob275]

Exactly, I hate those ones where the sound ramps up to a million out of nowhere.

[@thrashinaround7022]

this is the greatest youtube video

[@emilioguerrero2736]

“I’m done being a doctor.”

[@ravenmischke8905]

This ytp is honestly on another level. So many fantastic moments, had me in stitches for a long time. His "trip" was amazing too, borderline beautiful. 10/10

[@quietreason9667]

It's masterful. Brilliant, even. I hope the creator continues his work.

[@shamus6151]

Poops and babies. Helth 100/100

[@mikeveee1017]

One of the few YTP videos I wished was longer. It was unpredictable and had me laughing the whole time. It's rare and supreme quality. Please YTP, we need more of this....

[@mikeveee1017]

@Blank FEEEF

[@EveKitty08]

For some reason the part at 5:56 "When Love Hurts" always gets me, just the sad look on that guy's face 😂

[@eko9554]

Wtf is that guy? 😂 is that the son?

[@SkyVyrNox]

"One day I picked up the phone and I said to this guy,"*FfeiefF*""

[@ihatechairs3970]

F U R N I T U R E

[@Junior-xi9yb]

Take a look

[@Mobofddd]

"You said this is a horse, is that true?" "Yes" "ShaaaAAash"

[@skorpthememer1601]

Look at that... horse

[@kyungsoon4616]

ShaaaaAAaaash

[@upsettispaghettivulture]

"This would be like the biggest diarrhea in the history of mankind!" "absolutely" "wow."

[@MaryeEditz]

Here after doja cat just brought this up on hot ones 😂

[@Unused_Pineapple]

4:25 ''One time, I grabbed the phone, I said to this guy: FEAFFF!!!''

[@PracticalInspiration]

lol, this was superbly edited. Time for 2 1/2 cups of cancer!

[@jongreenleaf1000]

Cancer isnt a joke dick

[@andrewmaddox9786]

I’m a drunk pimp!

[@freerangeeggs6442]

*YES*

[@Mr_Original]

You can just as easily f*ck candy and ice cream. XD

[@slickback5100]

What do you mean by edited?

[@IDoABitOfTrollin]

This is 2 1/2 cups of cancer Yes Basically Jilly Juice

[@catsoverpeople101]

Prepare for pain

[@stg_dankeboi1339]

That part played right as I read the comment

[@KiteSkies]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while.. thank you for this video

[@ayub_musa]

4:26 “One time I grabbed the phone I said to this guy. FEEEEF!” 😂😂

[@dannandaeterra]

lmfao

[@HairdresserOrActor]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[@maddman9468]

It's very hilarious

[@doomsday24]

4:24 Is that true?.....Shhaaasshh

[@munrorevie]

llllllllllmmmmmfffffffffaaaaaaaooooo

[@hiranyawijesekara5206]

I don't know what to do *awkward silence* Dr. Phil: you little *******

[@LBCOOKSGAMING]

The black girl

[@sychonautica8344]

I love the random guy they pan to during the silence

[@DillPhobia]

Fuckin' BITCH!

[@spitefulraven]

*FUNFACT:* The medicine bottles you pick up in Resident Evil 7 is actually Jilly Juice.

[@jubilantsleep]

Ty

[@Big_Chungus935]

WUT

[@ADeeSHUPA]

@@TheRealFobican uP

[@domersftw1503]

13

[@DeAthWaGer]

what about a jill sandwich?

[@Ponsy_J]

Note to self: NEVER drink water while watching this.

[@painintoe3946]

You truly deserves more subs..this is probably the best YTP of Dothor Phil ive ever seen

[@xyoungdipsetx]

A lesbian pizza roll was ytp?

[@Spaceforce121]

This is potentially the most beautiful and the best YTP I have ever seen. I watched it this summer and have now shown all of my friends from college. This is not just a video, it is a work of art.

[@davidl570]

The most beautiful part of this video is the rainbow-colored dildo floating through space--not ashamed to say it brought tears to my eyes because it's such moving artwork.

[@t.vampiro4800]

1:08 to Anyone who disagrees

[@LegaliseIntellect]

It's something!

[@WhatTheHe11isTHAT]

Jesus: "With God, all things are possible." Gandhi: "Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." Dr Phil: "I have violent diarrhea, cancer, aids, diabetes and a bad ear infection and a horrible case of eczema."

[@seanrosenau2088]

You got Xma? Say what. Xma?

[@kylez2141]

Fu kin haters , take a look

[@Undeabducks]

Uh, Wow! This would be the biggest diarrhea in the history of mankind!

[@c.a.k.comedy692]

Thiago Lima sounds impossible right? Well fuck you. Fuckin haters

[@manofbeans.2176]

Narcissistic bitch

[@connerthewubbzler1062]

About as productive as a real episode of Dr. Phil, BUT it genuinely made me laugh!...so it's already better than the actual show.

[@insomniacjamesy3083]

5:44 - Idk what to do. 6:02 - Dr. Phil: "YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCCER." 6:20 *SENDS HIM TO SPACE*

[@scaryjerryofmerrykerriemay2727]

@Ryan Jacobs I can't remember the name of the song but it's on the album SUPERCOLOR by dawnDreamers. You can find it on dawnDreamer's channel and they have a link in the description to download the album.

[@amactulygooby1931]

Insomniac Jamesy what’s that song that plays after he says f****** b****

[@Junior-xi9yb]

The wife looks like her name is Tammy

[@Constructivecynicism]

DOOOOCTOOR PHIIIIL

[@reddeadyourmom9552]

Nobody: Dr.Phil: Take a look

[@yeminine348]

Reggie: take a look

[@gush35z67]

Red Dead Your Mom I always thought it was “tell you look”

[@jubilantsleep]

It’s in a book

[@micskoon6342]

“I think Grand Theft Auto 2 is sick” -Dr. Phil

[@Stefan-]

1:43 "This would be like the biggest diarrhea in the history of mankind" LOL !!!

[@KyuNoom]

I'm having a heart attack from all the laughing I'm doing.

[@MrBerserkinTime]

*your body's able to absorb it immediately*

[@andrewmaddox9786]

You little mother-

[@robinhyperlord9053]

What is the toy in your icon?

[@KyuNoom]

@@robinhyperlord9053 it's a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe.

[@ninjafrogz8141]

"I said to this guy, 'Feef'."

[@mo533]

0:28 when the gas station actually has a clean bathroom.

[@t.vampiro4800]

Thats rare too

[@Chicky_Lumps]

That'll happen when the world ends.

[@franksmith831]

Yooooo Someone make the anime butterfly meme of that XD

[@bobobsen]

Or you're a guy

[@JonnyCrackers]

This is one of the all-time best YTPs ever made.

[@dusk565]

Honestly, I watch this nearly every day.

[@pigeonette]

Good

[@arthurmorgan4952]

Squanchy “FEEF”

[@randomdude189]

There are much better ones though

[@femmemachete]

Well, you raise a very good point.

[@sychonautica8344]

haha same

[@ninjasmoocher72]

"my biggest fear is FILTHY SEx" me too bro

[@Amandanumnum]

@@kittvskarrkr6074 wut

[@kittvskarrkr6074]

@@Amandanumnum its in her username

[@crocodilopolis]

@@kittvskarrkr6074 "Lesbo"

[@estheay3611]

Chlamydia is no joke fam

[@zach2473]

S H A S H

[@benjohnson8439]

I posted a clip of this part on Zedge as a notification sound

[@jackkurtisproductions4131]

Ben Johnson got it

[@atrocious_pr0xy]

...me when my bills are due.

[@carltonbanks1240]

Just remember. "This, is a safe place to piss."

[@mew9428]

"Stop..." "They're never really asking for-" "Stop" ... *goes crazy* *starts crying*

[@iLoveCrossplay]

prepare for pain!

[@theraptorcommissar1015]

Funniest YTP I've seen in a while lmao. I subbed for it. Really brightened my day.

[@StormDiper]

100th like

[@theraptorcommissar1015]

@@johnbarkley7043 No u.

[@theraptorcommissar1015]

@@StormDiper You deserve a cookie. 🍪🍪🍪

[@GabbelHD]

The Raptor Commissar Watch michal Rosen chocolate boy

[@ItzaMystri]

The audience shots are everything. 10/10 ytp i laughed the entire way