[YTP] Woody Loses His Schmoe

[@sabrinamiller3671]

"I'm coming with you... no, I'm not!" Woody must've read the script for Toy Story 4.

[@Hawk-kc3fe]

good joke

[@spikemanfangirl]

@ManiakNoot cancer

[@isaiahlee4847]

Schmoe

[@nockradqkdak7992]

@ManiakNoot its called r/wooooooooosh

[@Codye]

@ManiakNoot r/wooooshwith4os it's not that hard you fake redditor

[@noidTV]

I love how they managed to kill buzz like every 2 seconds he was on screen.

[@Yougotcaged102]

I would like but it's 66

[@noidTV]

@@Yougotcaged102 ah yes, a man of culture.

[@Yougotcaged102]

@@noidTV Nooooo it's been ruined

[@Yougotcaged102]

@@noidTV atleast I can like your comment now

[@noidTV]

@ELI BONHAM yeah

[@MeargleSchmeargle]

7:22 "Woody you're not a collector's item. You're only worth 2 cents" Woody just got Buzz sawed.

[@lisandrab1]

MeargleSchmeargle Mr Potato Head: Was

[@AliKandirr]

You are not a toy, you are a thing. You stupid little insignificant thing

[@hellocool2]

Lol

[@chalexgamer3947]

@@hellocool2 Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being kicked by a kid.

[@thebirb6747]

@Haru Gamer I traveled all that way to rescue that toy, because I believed their schmoes

[@acth490]

I still find this part at 5:32 funny and underrated 5 years later. Basically, Buzz and everyone got ran over and just cuts to the credits. Everything was edited so well.

[@sonicfan9144]

5:32 slaughtered me. "DROP!" (The toys drop) And then the Pizza Planet truck just smashes them all, LMAO!

[@SerialDesignationN3071]

_"Everyone died.....the end"_ *-Patrick Star*

[@jamesmartinandbbccontinuities]

@@SerialDesignationN3071 6:10 all star intterupts

[@mitchellharrop9989]

“Hang on cowboy.” *jumps out window and dies*

[@seecretgamer777]

I read that right when it happened.

[@dillanthrasher1893]

@@seecretgamer777 2:12

[@MrCG35]

At least he found his ha- uh, schmoe.

[@theactionjackson5734]

wrote the same comment 😂

[@masternobody1896]

what about sex toy?

[@wonokairun69]

25%:Schmoes/Smores 25%:Buzz Falling 25%:Another Memes 25%:Original Scenes -------------------------------- + 100% Perfect Toy Story YTP Edit: 11 Months Later, And I Feel Nostalgic With This Comment

[@pierrederonet8478]

@@itsahouse639 then why is it the top comment

[@zacharystearns3022]

100% video

[@englishsquidofficial]

You forgot the spiderman

[@aggelosgeorgopoulos4137]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[@michaelmoss9198]

It’s the perfect formula for a good ytp

[@Doncroft1]

3:24 I just love how the Prospector is just chilling in Al's trunk, completely unintroduced as a character or villain, just waiting and ready to BELT Buzz right in the jaw. I must have watched this part a dozen times and died laughing every single one!

[@faby6515]

8:59 and again xD

[@veryrealdrdog]

Prospector Ex-Machina

[@Dragonmongamer]

Doncroft1 that transition and edit was so clean

[@veryrealdrdog]

Faby That was actually in the movie

[@BaulSDA]

One of the many security features installed by Al to his stuff.

[@SethsworldHQ]

5:00 “Did woody give up when you threw up in the back of that moving van” I’m dead😂

[@readingdistraction9204]

"Oh, ya had to bring THAT up.."

[@donnsdoesgacha2941]

​@@readingdistraction9204 "No, he didn't! Now let's move out!" (Confused with directions) (Jams to Get Ready)

[@theryanreynoldsfan3674]

(Xbox turns on scaring Al awake)

[@GENOS-DEMONCYBORG]

(My back!)

[@GENOS-DEMONCYBORG]

"DROP!" (AHHHH)*DIE BY PIZZA VAN CAR*

[@mossalads11]

“Toys don’t last forever” “ S O P L A Y N I C E “

[@jacobvanantwerp2001]

Andy: (in Sid's voice) *_AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!_*

[@jjd3hner544]

I feel like I'm watching a cinemasins audio outakes compilation

[@RenTran1]

2:57

[@ramenstuffyt6783]

Neither do children.

[@ashokaskywalker7121]

You are the most intelligent form of life we scientists know of

[@jlminecraft6133]

“Why you don’t know who you are, do you?” “I’m a fish” o_o

[@jlminecraft6133]

Zaldy Lumbris i think so

[@gardibro761]

I will now proceed to pleasers my self with this fish

[@anastasiachebotareva9088]

Theres a fish in his boot

[@jlminecraft6133]

Anastasia Chebotareva, realtor lol

[@chalexgamer3947]

♪With Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl♫ (Yodilayheehoo) Jessie: Look it, look it! That's me! Woody: (You Don't Say face) ♪Bullseye, he's Woody's...♫

[@santiagoahumada1994]

1:46 Why does that laugh fit? I mean like,really fit

[@Hiraeth4558]

True

[@carinoaesthetic8277]

Uh huh

[@ZzsarkStormbeard]

Perfect indeed

[@john_joestar3826]

Santiago Ahumada g

[@CTOACN]

I like how they use sounds from othet stuff

[@jamiemiller7752]

8:00 "BUZZ, YOLO"

[@uckyyynel8979]

3:02 i like how despite being scared shitless he was still considerate enough to turn off the lights

[@efcfan4649]

Saving the planet and all dat stuff is important 😂

[@vsantana8114]

well... someone pooped in terror...

[@cheatsykoopa98]

and moonwalk down the stairs

[@sliceyoazz4015]

cant believe no one mentioned the door becoming sentient and closing itself

[@critboi2605]

I love how in this time stamp woody just said 𝐢𝐜𝐞 then he just runs away

[@AlfredoPuente8]

Buzz died like 30 times.

[@ReaLifeHDchannel]

You mean Light Buzzyear?

[@lotuzzington]

All your lives has been wasted wait the next 555,555 years to restore your lives

[@Stayceee]

Buzz only died 13 times

[@noyrb11]

He must be immortal and is making use of it

[@vigi1antvort3x41]

@paco ramon Welcome to Dark Souls

[@Fortune.5]

I like how Andy casually turns off the light before he runs away

[@sandyc.4630]

Penksy - and then gets in the car and it just starts driving by itself

[@saxonsoldier496]

Logic

[@ramenrampage5049]

You got to save electricity

[@chalexgamer3947]

He does it so that the living toys don't spot him and chase him.

[@jjsal237]

Gotta save money first and then run like hell.

[@ladycharizard8972]

"Bo! Not in front of Buzz!" "Let him look." I love how the look on Buzz's face fits that joke well.

[@ChrisKogos]

*buzz falls*

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

@@lion_brine_ninja6407 no u

[@syndere6755]

* O H N O ! !*

[@dariussullivan7430]

How many times?

[@crypt1cphantom-u7p]

LOL 😂

[@user-ih5vp9wx7d]

I can't stand it anymore I laughed so hard

[@sarahrandazzo4075]

Buzz: Woody, you're not a collector's item. You're only worth 2 cents.You're not a toy, you're a thing. A stupid little insignificant thing. Woody: LOL

[@dollyowl]

7:22 😂😂😂

[@fyra_cat2119]

Mr potato head: was

[@gusgray1992]

R O A S T E D

[@caronnita828]

🤣

[@sarahrandazzo4075]

Omg thanks for all the likes!

[@CRODRIGUEZ43]

Buzz: Schmoe Woody: s'more Buzz: Schmore Woody: I'm a fish

[@chalexgamer3947]

They... are... schmoes!

[@MlopsFunny]

Buzz, Y O L O

[@julian-dm7uh]

I was the 1000th to like!

[@anastasiachebotareva9088]

Schmoe? THIS. IS. S'MORE

[@migueltheawesomepenguin9711]

8:00

[@ZackNYPalmBeach]

3:00 got me best part of the YTP by far 😂😂😂

[@honestybaddie]

@reece6261Yes it is. :)

[@theamazingtommo]

@reece6261hater, don't respond if you hate this edit🙄

[@CarolinieNoMolestarFOX]

3:02 Andy screaming

[@traviscunningham7062]

He’s running away from Woody and the other “possessed” toys lol.

[@SerialDesignationN3071]

_"Ｓｏ ｐｌａｙ ｎｉｃｅ"_

[@tmart69]

2:10 "hang on cowboy!" *hurls himself out the window*

[@andrewkerr8829]

@The Cool show no he is not

[@raafeyplayz7015]

@@andrewkerr8829 *LIAR*

[@Rizzinxyz]

Yoiffuif

[@dannyjuarez3038]

He yeeted himself to toy story 1

[@elhantahirovic2636]

Ahaha WTF COMMENT HAS 666 COMMENTS

[@hudsonruff9208]

"I can't stop Andy from throwing up, but I wouldn't miss it for the world." -Woody

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

8:05

[@S.K.R.E.Inc.]

Prospector: "No!!" Woody opens the door: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!! Buzzs: Yeah? Woody: I'm coming with you! Wait a minute, no I'm not

[@demonicplayz5614]

@@S.K.R.E.Inc. LOL THAT WAS A GOOD ONE 😂 ☠️

[@coyotix]

bro that was edited so clean-

[@cindycunningham8566]

HAHAHAHA gg's

[@sonicsquirtle]

YTP: Buzz can't stop dying.

[@hairglowingkyle4572]

Yeah like Diavolo

[@sonicsquirtle]

Lord Of The Magma you bastards!

[@Mosiedawn]

Buzz McCormick

[@theguybehindyou4762]

*Not a dying toy*

[@jadencoucopoulos2567]

Blown up: 2 times Impaled by spikes: 2 times Falls down the void: 5 times Shot by Zurg: 2 times Falls out of a window: 3 times Punched: 3 times Run over by Pizza Planet truck: 1 time Falls down stairs: 2 times

[@conr1633]

"IT'S THE *M A N* MAN!"

[@jamesmartinandbbccontinuities]

wanda from the fairly oddparents said that in one episode

[@banicma]

4:33 Buzz: Now, Etch!! Etch: Draw your own map loser. Buzz: o_o

[@josephfernandez2562]

Me:Okay... This is a joke.

[@sirfishbroflovski]

Mr. Wheezy: Ya gotta save my pal Woody... Buzz Lightyear: I'll do my best son! Mr Wheezy: *ñ Ö ß Ú Z Z ¥ Ö Ú ' R È M ¥ § Ö ñ!* *[Shook]*

[@speedysonic14]

LOL!!!!

[@jacobvanantwerp2001]

@@sirfishbroflovski NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[@saricayadav4349]

Buzz: :[]

[@RealErikBentler]

The J. Jonah Jameson laugh on Zurg at 1:46 works so well.

[@ItzSnazzyy]

I ACTUALLY THOUGH IT WAS ACTUAL LAUGH

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@ItzSnazzyy bruh

[@MrRant790]

You serious?

[@playerofappsnope5106]

@@ItzSnazzyy idem

[@Hugo-yz1vb]

@@ItzSnazzyy SAME AND I WATCHED THIS MOVIE A THOUSAND TIMES LMAO

[@wdsa7129]

“Edge, draw that man in a man suit” *Draws Al normally* *Everyone gasps* “ITS THE MAN MAN”

[@R3tr0v1ru5]

"There's a snake in my snake".

[@lupitapuentelp]

l I

[@Silkyfin_]

Rohan Clare me too

[@garganacle]

@Rohan Clare yeah that happens

[@garganacle]

This meme has the same equivalence to there is a snake in my snake

[@MaxTheRealmTC_3421]

RIP Light BuzzYear 0:38 Security camera droid 0:46 Broken leg 1:04 WHY WONT YOU RUN? 1:20 Didnt make it. 1:29 Bottomless pit + Explosion 1:43 Didnt fight him 1:59 Jumps into bottomless pit 2:05 Honorable Mention (Rip Woody) 2:10 Out the window, into the bush 3:16 Bush 4:34 Get Owned! 4:47 Honorable Mention (Rip Mr Potatohead) 4:51 Loses grip on the slinky, and falls into bush 5:33 Cone plan failed 5:48 Honorable Mention (Rip Mr Potatohead again) 6:25 Teleports to Sid's staircase 6:30 Venting plan failed 6:45 One, One, ONE! Bottomless pit 7:17 The second Buzz cant breathe 8:00 YOLO + gives up 8:36 Escapes Zurg's attack and falls into the bottomless pit 8:49-8:50 Honorable Mention (Rip Zurg) 8:59 Stinky Pete + bottomless pit 9:18 Thats what you get for insulting her. 9:58 Good ending.

[@b3conthecoolguy3993]

Prepare to prepare

[@theryanreynoldsfan3674]

1:04 Maybe cause The controller that Rex was playing with ran outta batteries

[@kawaii.universe2003]

2:10 ok but the way Buzz just goes flying out the window in complete silence😂😂😂

[@yammerrryeet511]

I used to geeked asf off a couple bowls and then violently laugh to this part

[@foxgaming1084]

BUZZ!

[@smashgamingstudios357]

I really laughed at that part

[@b3conthecoolguy3993]

The music: Oh wow hes going- actually that was a little underwhelming :/

[@jamesmartinandbbccontinuities]

@@yammerrryeet511 6:10 when somebody once told me

[@kagevista3375]

20 years later, Woody lost more than just his schmoe :(

[@JackPoppy]

Way to make me feel old, bruh.

[@catastrophic6049]

Lol

[@ryanjenkins5450]

Woody became a simp at the end

[@jacobvanantwerp2001]

Sadly, he gave up his voice box. I saw the 4th movie, and I cried on the inside. 😢😢 So touching to end the Toy Story trilogy.

[@DivineChaos204]

Yes... He LoSt HiS bAdGe!!!

[@glenngoble4697]

Stinky Pete: "You don't know who you are, do you?" Woody: "I'm a fish."

[@LesterDariusDoesThings]

3:57

[@jacobvanantwerp2001]

Lol!

[@hatetheberzerker4596]

For your own safety Do not destroy Testing A P A R A T U S

[@the-real-franz-kafka]

Stinky Pete: 👁️👄👁️

[@LesterDariusDoesThings]

@@the-real-franz-kafka I seen this before👁👄👁

[@DuneDudeNG]

This and "Buzz is not a flying toy" are prime examples of YTPs not needing excessive profanity or sex jokes to be funny

[@dakotamartinez8310]

I see your point.

[@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn]

but some of them are still funny, like "something strange is happening with Andy's toys"

[@lightblazer1586]

Um can we go back to the joke "Eh let him look" with Buzz's hilarious face

[@jan_jh739]

But the YTP’s with profanities are also hilarious

[@bluedude7445]

Yup. I remember those 2 videos. They cracked me and my cousins up 😂

[@temmie2467]

"I'm a fish" -Woody 2018

[@f0rbidden_cheeto]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@sourwaii8692]

Temmie 246 look LOOK that’s me!

[@kijogi817]

Damn 2018...

[@djebuscool]

I like how buzz just casually says “ow” when he breaks his legs

[@owenstrains2146]

*O U C H*

[@djebuscool]

Why is everyone replying NOW? This was literally 4 months ago.

[@Verisity]

*OW OUCH*

[@jacobvanantwerp2001]

(Crack) OW!

[@jacobvanantwerp2001]

@Chicken Tortilla From swimming in the bay, my femurs only got sore.

[@cubesolver2564]

2:11 Hang on, cowboy! *swings off lamp and falls out the window* *BUZZ!!! D:

[@anastasiachebotareva9088]

Light Buzzyear Order now for 2 cents WARNING: IT IS NOT A FLYING TOY

[@maisonbox8215]

5:21 The *X B O X* happened to turn on!

[@KyleEvra-15]

🤣

[@danhobson24]

“You know toys don’t last forever” “so play nice” that’s really fascinating

[@lotuskarma0287]

4:07

[@freyakittyda-mew4882]

SO PLAY NICE...😈

[@MrNicoE]

“Why, you don’t know who you are, do you?” “I’m a fish” “...”

[@f0rbidden_cheeto]

@@JustAGrayPony He know that it's what the YTP said

[@sourwaii8692]

MrNicoE look LOOK that’s me!

[@sourwaii8692]

cool dude let me take the wheel! it’s too fast how can you even tell what’s on? I can tell

[@LG-vf9yp]

DO123X

[@sourwaii8692]

cool dude wait there stop!

[@kagevista3375]

6:11 "When someBODY ONCE TOLD ME" LMAO

[@Youtube_Cribbit]

gay anyways

[@springtrap_from_fnaf6061]

It’s more 6:10

[@evingalarza8412]

Shrek confirmed for Toy Story

[@Lexo_PlayzYT]

RIP Steve Harwell

[@kagevista3375]

@@Lexo_PlayzYT R.I.P :(

[@dennisgogel1167]

08:21 „I can‘t believe you‘ve done this“😂😂

[@MarceloMendoza-hh3sr]

Man what he did was fucking atrocious.

[@trixxberrii8342]

8:32 “wait a minute, you turned on the Xbox last night, not Jessie!” I died-

[@MisterBrick42]

And he Did actually turn on the Xbox last night

[@incarnatefoolishness]

get to bed pete no xbox for u naughty naughty

[@lorezero5881]

draw that man in a Man suit

[@randomguyontheinternet9107]

@Lore Zero **gasps** ITS THE MAN MAN

[@curtaingaming4627]

I got a corn atd

[@Longshanks1690]

How can jokes about falling stay this funny?!

[@conorwhelan5767]

King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England I'm dying of them and damn long name

[@UncleExplosion]

I literally can't look at something falling in real life anymore without thinking of Peter Parker.

[@blackheartedbronymerc7209]

i have no idea

[@marcthomas5949]

Cause it adds realistic results to trying to act like your a jedi in every movie

[@generalgrievous9870]

Because Palpatine is in there

[@Dufix]

*Prepare to prepare*

[@supersonicbros23]

The creed of procrastination

[@imririggs878]

Not today Zurg

[@cptTK421]

Didn’t realize we were watching Spaceballs

[@shawnfields9419]

cptTK421 we are, but you have to prepare to prepare to prepare.

[@shawnfields9419]

D u F i X I cant, i can only prepare to prepare

[@Michael7325-xn9jy]

Woody saying “The Xbox” at 8:32 shouldn’t be that funny but it is

[@KyleEvra-15]

🤣

[@sackchief]

This YTP is perfect from beginning to end. Like I can’t even tell you what my favorite part was.

[@achievedchair17]

sackchief shmoe

[@BROJANGSTER]

YOLO

[@sackchief]

Jameson fires Luxo Jr.

[@richardsavings6690]

7:05 This maybe?

[@feeble7211]

The ending is easily my favorite lol

[@snjgamersslayersnjaegers4826]

2:48 the part where Bo says let buzz look and it cuts to his face and hes just smiling and nodding I lost it 😂😂😂😂

[@sladeyoung1460]

Me to 🤣😂😅🤣😂😅

[@user-kl1fe1xw4y]

I died 😂🤣

[@jxhto]

Lmaooo same

[@PotionMaster21]

LMFAOOOO

[@lightningjet9444]

@Mikayel Flynn noooo just noticed

[@jonathancoleman1342]

Buzz falling into the bush so many times still gets to me.

[@flamingcat1101]

Woody: Goodbyeeeeee JoJoooooo!!!

[@skillagerthevillagermain]

And the bottomless pit

[@LukeAps]

I come and rewatch these videos every few months. They're just so well done, so nicely edited, and so consistently funny.

[@GoodVillian92]

Lol I couldn't stop laughing when Woody screamed, Buzz asks yes? Woody says I'm coming with you! Wait no I'm not! 😂 8:10

[@noop8862]

Omg im using ur comment to rewatch that scene over and over 😂😂

[@lexmeijer7445]

Me two

[@danielleedwards1055]

Me too

[@jesss1427]

I can’t believe you’ve done this 🤣🤣

[@itsGoobieTime]

3:24 that has to be the most perfect transition I’ve ever seen 😲😲😲😲

[@chalexgamer3947]

What about 6:26?

[@Selbyen.]

@@chalexgamer3947 your right

[@alanwayne7643]

Look up Michellen's tire meme XD

[@blondiebabey8638]

Angel Tweens I think you mean the cleanest

[@SmashSSL]

2:09

[@thecoolerjohnny7742]

2:11 and that was the first time my soul had come out and had a laugh

[@dinglebird120]

Epic

[@carinoaesthetic8277]

Me too XD

[@randomdude189]

Yeah I had to go back

[@guiruiz24]

Lmao

[@colethereaper6414]

Same

[@TheIuigi]

This is my most memorable ytp ever

[@SerialDesignationN3071]

Yeah

[@evanholloway1692]

Mine was Buzz Catches COVID-19

[@22_Will]

Who did it better There’s a snake in my snake Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor Prepare to prepare Light Buzzyear

[@datboi9539]

You forgot " Prepare to prepare!".

[@Z_TC_BY]

D. All of the above

[@oldaccountthing6128]

Z3_T4C0_B0Y *yes*

[@travij754]

What about the man man

[@theonefreeman5284]

There's a Snλk3 in my Snake

[@ezrahoerster4874]

11/10 The Peter Parker references gave this one a classic AlpacaHawk flavor

[@3dDoener]

OW my back!

[@alexdionisos]

Pizza time

[@ishaaqdarock6060]

AlphaHawk we need a YTP of Spiderman: Homecoming. SO many good memes in there

[@ezrahoerster4874]

The Enraged Tuta I couldn't agree with you more Spiderman, Spiderman Does whatever a spider can Everything's getting dark I don't feel so good, Mr. Stark

[@bearpuns5910]

[eats hot dog]

[@user-rn3lol_____2]

9:11 *Looks woody fixed * _Seconds later.._ *O h n o . . .*

[@gamencraft818]

Un usuario ha leído esto por curiosidad 9/11

[@namelessperson7792]

Money Mario I don’t know what you said but I do see 9/11 in your comment...so I assume it’s bad

[@Some0ne989-y7g]

Oh well, we tried

[@Monkespegiti]

Some say YTPs was the brain rot we had, but that's not true. Because brain rot doesn't take effort and will not be remembered.

[@crustyegg]

"why you dont know who you are, do you?.." "I'm a fish." 3:57

[@Channel-ii7kc]

4:06 me after the comment

[@mariosanabria6646]

Yes you have found Woody's greatest line

[@edwardj5571]

Yes!

[@seminnesotatrainsairplanes839]

0_0

[@robotinik0]

my fav line XD

[@frankiedemeter4081]

Listen up every one...prepare to prepare.

[@ToxicSkull0]

Hmm yes the floor is made out of floor

[@asbarr69]

The creed of procrastination

[@chandereyan5793]

Rex: AHH!!

[@hrzmann]

There's political prisoners in Russia right now, who were judged because of "preparation to preparation to teггoгist actions", there's also a lot of fakes about them in government-influenced mass-media. Google Penza Network.

[@jayzeo4767]

mmmmmm yes

[@benm2784]

2:44 “KEEP LOOKING DIRTBAGS” really caught me off guard 😂

[@bigj1905]

“A true solider leaves a dirtbag behind.”

[@ActuallyBoomer]

Lel

[@dogdrivingacar2033]

I thought of Full Metal Jacket when he said that

[@JakeMP1234]

3:02 Andy turns his light off before running in fear wha a responsible person

[@MetalJuggalo]

that's always been my favorite gag in this

[@thenooblvl100]

1:42 That's actually how it should have happened xd

[@eiscopellite]

Yup

[@devingaddy3950]

1:13 Me when School catches up with me.

[@therealsquimby3191]

Seems like something they would do

[@casesoutherland4175]

That laugh is genius!

[@Felandil]

*_NoT ToDaY_*

[@MinerBlast]

3:02 Imagine how scared he was he decided to drive a car without a license

[@arden6688]

From the back set as well

[@aresthebnnuy]

Maybe he ordered Uber.

[@mandycraddock1298]

The door closed itself as well lol

[@theamazingtommo]

comedy

[@TheCreationOfDread]

Andy even got Sids genes because how fast he was moonrunning down the stairs

[@TomDeVito]

4:35 "Draw your own map loser" HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I legit slid off my bed laughing

[@legoclayface]

Buzz's face tho

[@spawn760]

That's shit is hilarious

[@ToxicNonsense]

Me to that's funny

[@rippetoe38]

I thought Buzz was gonna send him out the window.

[@axtive2150]

Tom DeVito now that’s comedy

[@JamesSkinner108]

The legendary YTP you ever made.

[@RjDaOne01]

8:11 Woody's random scream took me out🤣🤣

[@chupacadabra5161]

I'm coming with you! Wait, no I'm not!

[@virgo51rj]

That’s a bad ending!

[@kaiocrap6965]

😂😂😂 swear

[@ignitedbonnie5138]

lol 😂

[@iantaggart3064]

@@virgo51rj Indeed.

[@JTD845]

"Life's only worth living if you're being kicked by a kid." -Buzz

[@sourwaii8692]

JTD 845 I traveled all the way to rescue that toy because I believe they’re schmoes

[@sourwaii8692]

cool dude ?

[@chalexgamer3947]

@@sourwaii8692 Well, they're called s'mores.

[@chalexgamer3947]

@Joshua Mezzie This is my only chance.

[@chalexgamer3947]

@Joshua Mezzie Buzz, YOLO!

[@EllisLux22]

3:04 Andy got so scared he drove his moms car without a drivers license, lol.

[@cobrademon761]

While in the backseat

[@sidgamingchannelXD1609]

@@cobrademon761 ikr 🤣

[@connorfalkner8399]

He was damn good at it too

[@sidgamingchannelXD1609]

Woody scared him lol

[@SHOOPY2021]

And changed into a white shirt while running away

[@nazrtra]

Who is watching this in 2024?

[@FRANK_AZAR]

Lawyer?

[@nazrtra]

​@@FRANK_AZAR?

[@bretkennedy5251]

Me

[@Degenerate6987]

I remember watching it the year it was made

[@Veshemy-v4v]

Not me I am watching this in 1886

[@vizualedit0r481]

6:25 this was just perfectly cut. omg xD

[@zoeelizabeth329]

Lol xD

[@francescograsso9747]

LOL

[@Giadanadragon_Gaming]

Vizual Edit0r Strange… *ISNT IT?!?!?!?!?*

[@macylagunas4110]

Turn ur likes upside down

[@adamgriffith-smith9106]

2:12 was even better

[@beccaafly]

9:05 “Oh no, Jesse!” “Oh well, we tried.”😂😂😂

[@RafaelRafael-yo4pr]

Ha ha wow!!!

[@emiliaeltawey4538]

THIS COMMENT HAD ME LAUGHING LIKE AN IDIOT

[@CTGLite_Studios]

I hope Jessie haves fun in Japan! I hope she likes sushi teriyaki

[@ps2abbachio137]

Me After Failing Something Important

[@lisandrab1]

@cheezy savage 9:10

[@FireworksandAviation]

1:47 The mouth movement literally goes perfect with the laugh Edit: OK, his whole body goes perfect with the laugh

[@controlledby4865]

Or body

[@FunniEmi]

Or arms 😏

[@yodapuppet]

Or dingaling

[@ssssSTopmotion]

Or eyes

[@epicmangaming3841]

Or gun

[@Willy_G_Dog]

Being recommended this classic is amazing

[@octanethecat7429]

"ETCH A SKETCH, DRAW THAT MAN IN A MAN SUIT" *draws* "oH nO iTs tHe mAn-mAn

[@tiftonhall7895]

Man Man actually became a thing now on Megaman fully charged

[@tiftonhall7895]

Right after I said what if we got a robot master called that

[@nillazilla22]

Yes lol.

[@Ryan-ib6dy]

3:41

[@piffard20]

"I can't stop Andy from throwing up, but i wouldn't miss it for the world *Opens vent* "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" Buzz: Yes? "I'm coming with you! Wait No I'm not!"

[@sourwaii8692]

Isaiah Daniel the prospector?

[@nikistorey9972]

DARK NEMESIS *I can’t believe you’ve done this*

[@sourwaii8692]

Imogen . Reviews I tried reasoning with you woody but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures

[@piffard20]

@@sourwaii8692 Wait a minute you turned on the XBOX last night not Jessie!

[@sourwaii8692]

Isaiah Daniel surrender light buzz year I have one

[@balrogbean]

9:58 Rest in peace, Light Buzz Year. 1995 - 2019. His last words were: You're a great dad. He will be dearly missed and loved by all.

[@brianberryhill3143]

what is the song in 6:55 *--* 7:03

[@danilwong7774]

@@brianberryhill3143 Drive That Funky Soul

[@kennethlamboon1979]

6:45 "One." "He would.😑" "One.😃" "NO NO NO DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT😨😨😨😨" "One lol😀" "AHHHHHHH" " *bro died because he wanted to fly* "

[@SilverHairedEnby]

He's back, he's back!

[@dovahking6514]

Sam Picklesimer My back...My back...

[@hydropump8731]

He’s back... back again

[@barbaro267]

What, is he voldemort??

[@delta_gon5277]

who's back?

[@delta_gon5277]

srsly idk what' the joke is

[@jojonoa3590]

"You can't kill Buzz 40 times in 10 minutes" AlpacaHawk: "Hold my schmoe"

[@Ms.Magius]

They're called S'mores buzz

[@robotinik0]

@@Ms.Magius Schmoe

[@alexandrosdermanis753]

@@robotinik0 smores

[@robotinik0]

@@alexandrosdermanis753 Schmoes

[@loudnoizes7455]

@@robotinik0 smores

[@volkanik3070]

2:09 best part of the video, so smoothly how he jumps out the window

[@Suiax]

9:45 is probably the single greatest YTP moment I've ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

[@Cmanflip]

I've seen this a million times, and it's still in my recommend list.

[@Zyk0th]

The more you watch it, the more KZbin recommends it to you.

[@parangarikutirimicuaro]

Tf what kind of videos do you see? Owo

[@megamudkip5913]

2:52 When someone watches porn

[@sofiewestdawn5415]

2:44 - “keep looking dirtbags” had me rolling

[@daniellee1331]

I thought he said "Jerkfags" and was like wtf

[@digitalerror69]

Somebody once told me the dirt bags gonna roll me

[@misterninetyseven2898]

3:22 This cut is so seamless and perfect

[@kristenlandon1538]

For real though! Boss editing.

[@kaiocrap6965]

😂😂😂

[@Animated_Icing]

Also at 2:11

[@fastnfuriousformula]

There's actually one youtuber who watched that part and completely overlooked it, subconsciously thinking it was in the actual movie.

[@apend_]

@@fastnfuriousformula charmx

[@averageraviolienjoyer1884]

I love the dead silence when buzz falls out of the window

[@Mussy606]

"Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be *bLoWn tO BiTs"* Woody ~ 2019

[@semotari311]

MatthewIrishLad01 so are they gonna use toy bombs or real ones?

[@plushmario6412]

Actually 1999

[@Mussy606]

@@plushmario6412 no just no

[@Hedgehogfanatic2006]

No! And they're called smores buzz

[@El.Gatito.]

Oh and make sure you *break up with Bo for me*

[@kristenlandon796]

“I can’t stop Andy from throwing up... But I wouldn’t miss it for the WORLD!” 🤮😂

[@caronnita828]

😂😂

[@alexandermartinez1318]

I liked that part too haha definitely underrated

[@achannel4485]

Because I'm such a child I had to stop watching because I was laughing so hard

[@EngineerDaylight]

Yes 8:05

[@everyonesfavorite1295]

That was smooth. Three months and worth the wait.

[@redjack7296]

The falling jokes were funny, just a bit excessive

[@chronisgr2010]

That punch was so powerful Light BuzzYear teleported inside the 'Attack on Zurg' game 😂 9:00

[@Peron1-MC]

2:10 this cut is so fucking good XD

[@dollyaigacha]

I lost it 😂

[@misterninetyseven2898]

It's almost like that was from the actual movie and not a YTP

[@Peron1-MC]

@@misterninetyseven2898 yep almost missed the cut the first time XD the cut being buzz swinging from the lamp, to being pushed out the window by the lamp in a later scene. just wrote this since you seemed to imply that there was no cut or youre reffering to buzz being hit by the lamp and falling out the window. because yes i do belive that happened in the same scene

[@havoka2529]

You got to hold for better things now because of that doing some fun things

[@chalexgamer3947]

6:26

[@anni3298]

“You’re a great dad!” Zerg: *disintegrates him*

[@CsubAzUrmedve]

New AlpacaHawk video *suicide rate drops to 0%*

[@Derpskull_]

👌🔥

[@caldercockatoo2234]

NTS Derpskull???

[@justcole9660]

Csúb - Az Űrmedve are you sure about that 4:53

[@bipolareagle8892]

i'd rather die happily than live normally

[@vishouscat]

anyone know the song at 6:55?

[@italian_weirdo]

iconic ytp right here

[@sonicsquirtle]

He brought back the hot dog scenes. I'm dead.

[@imasiontist653]

I love it so much

[@caded1873]

Dante Tine hotdog time

[@juansantiago8697]

Prospector: Why you don’t know who you are do you? Woody: *I’m a fish*

[@CTOACN]

I'm a toy

[@Matihood1]

-Woody, you're not a collector's item. You're only worth 2 cents. -Was.

[@pathetic_girl]

Mati Hooti I would of liked this comment, but (XD) get rid of that. I have a bad past with that.

[@lanturn4950]

*would have

[@PanagiotisPolyzois]

*claps for using you're instead of your*

[@julianfishman2888]

-You're not a toy, you're a thing. You stupid, little insignificant, thing. - LOL

[@maximumforce8275]

@@pathetic_girl so?

[@superspeedbros]

I remember the first time I watched this video. It was the most hilarious thing I had ever seen in my life, I laughed to literally everything. Even today, this is still golden. Thank you, AlpacaHawk for this masterpiece.

[@92_orsomething]

Andy: "Look it look it it's me!" Woody: You don't say...

[@jacobvanantwerp2001]

That was Jessie, you ol' coot.

[@robloxtheskullnightmare3469]

@@jacobvanantwerp2001 Ok, boomer.

[@smugsuperoof4314]

7:35 “Life’s only worth living if ur being kicked by a kid” ~Light Buzzyear

[@smugsuperoof4314]

*Cid has entered the chat*

[@alumlovescake]

@[REDACTED] *MISSION FAILED HE WILL HOPEFULLY SWITCH ACCOUNTS SUCCESSFULLY NEXT TIME*

[@jaschabull2365]

Woody's secretly not a fish, he's actually a soccer ball.

[@smugsuperoof4314]

Jascha Bull yes

[@gamelikar]

I travelled all this way to find that toy, because I believe they are called schmoes Woody: they are smores Buzz: THEY, ARE SCHMORES

[@embercat6360]

"Buzz! YOLO!" I died-

[@robotinik0]

7:59

[@lorezero5881]

Woody you're not a collector's item you're only worth $0.02

[@lorezero5881]

@@DefenderJake you're not a toy your thing a small stupid in significant thing

[@ETHAN2628YT]

2:59 “so play nice got me”🤣🤣🤣🤣