Day 1 as President

[@noodlesoficial413]

Bro knew the amount of feet away because of the amount of subs he’s made

[@AdamIbsais]

Wtf does that even mean?

[@TheDuckDaddy1]

@@AdamIbsais he used to own a subway and work there

[@Yahaha209]

@@AdamIbsaisit means that he knew the amount of foot long sandwiches that he was away.

[@Crazy8crazy]

Good luck n

[@Maliktevin1643]

@@AdamIbsais they are right you know!

[@crimsoncarp6877]

Should've said "Mr. President can I give you ice cream?" Which would've gotten his attention immediately and then you could ask him because he'll forget the initial reason why he came over to you

[@maomaomaimaimao]

"mr president theres a small blonde girl with sweet smelling hair"

[@crimsoncarp6877]

@@maomaomaimaimao he would grab her hair and lick it probably

[@promode121]

BumHoleTicklingBandit 💀

[@mreverything1938]

@@maomaomaimaimao 💀

[@ok2255-]

@@maomaomaimaimao 💀

[@Username-e5l]

Bro would lend you the whole country if you bribed him with ice cream

[@JeffSmitho-du1ml]

Choccy choccy choco chip

[@drbioluminous]

And a toddler he can sniff

[@henfries]

@@drbioluminousbro yall really smack talking Biden like trump was any better

[@drbioluminous]

@@henfries he was and the evidence doesn't lie. Trump was confident, used proper sentences without the need of his secret service, he made allies with several country leaders, I could keep going. 🤷‍♀️

[@skrilix5738]

@@henfriesWhy don’t we acknowledge that they’re both bad

[@Sushli]

He wouldn’t of been able to hear you if you were 1 foot away

[@elnumerocho8]

Damn

[@Nubex.]

You have to bookend your sentences with "ice cream"

[@atgdrummer8902]

True dat

[@aidenesmith]

hes actually braindead

[@GrahamThatDog]

True

[@aaronzakharov]

If you would of said you have icecream he would of came up to you so quickly

[@FctHvn]

Especially if it was chocolate chocolate chip ice cream

[@ericaguzman3121]

or if u said "joe theres a 9 year old over here"

[@spectrumboy5992]

​@@ericaguzman3121 💀

[@spilledcoffee383]

Or if you told him a child was left unattended, he couldn't resist not creeping up for a sniff

[@UniversusVasator]

Should've told him he was a 9 year old girl with long hair

[@salimander8925]

The intrusive thoughts must’ve been intense

[@owleyed5038]

"He didn't hear me." That's sleepy Joe for ya.

[@TheOnlyLinked]

True

[@Squiddo-gt6xu]

fr

[@Pineapple_and_Mango]

So true

[@zzstormy]

😂

[@GatlingPea_]

Why u mean to him?

[@inzanium]

He heard you, but his dementia made him forget instantly

[@Jake-li7ih]

Lol the guy standing right next to him had to talk in his ear and it looked like he still couldn't hear. Dude needs to be in a old folks home that locks from the inside

[@inzanium]

@@Jake-li7ih yea, he should just retire, at 80 years old i think you should not be working anymore

[@ugeniusiguess]

💀

[@tuxtitan780]

​@Jake-li7ih my guy have you ever actually talked to somebody in a crowded area where everyone else is also talking? Because that's kinda what you need to do unless you're gonna be a jerk and yell over everyone to be able to talk with anybody in that situation.

[@Jake-li7ih]

@@tuxtitan780 yeah I have and I've carried on 3 different conversations simultaneously doing it

[@DavidPerez-lo4dn]

Your president is in a fever dream every minute of the day.

[@bradys1017]

“Mr. President can I work with you for a day?” “What would we work for?”

[@minecraftminecraft3580]

Fr my guy is brainded

[@VanessaJimenez-s3p]

Ice cream you braindead idiot

[@lucachamber]

Sleepy joe didn’t hear him.

[@jaydenshands2957]

@@henryharden that wasn’t political, that was funny too

[@Gunnarishim6]

Fricken trump supporters

[@Bajue]

@@henryharden Bro its a joke

[@artfleming3912]

@@henryharden just know I sympathize with you. I don’t understand why everyone has to leave polarizing comments like this

[@gametime-ig4yu]

Let's not be critical to anyone, especially our president!

[@grimstravels3416]

Don't feel bad bro. If he did hear you, he would already think you were the president. LOL

[@cadenz7719]

“He didn’t hear me.” Bro probably couldn’t even hear or comprehend who he was talking to.

[@clintonhollingsworth7993]

Just bribe him with some chocolate chip ice cream

[@Biggolferguy]

@@clintonhollingsworth7993*triple chocolate ice cream

[@clintonhollingsworth7993]

@jcgames7768 Oh yeah, sry my bad. And a child for him to snif their hair.

[@wozaow]

​@@Biggolferguy*chocolate chocolate chip ice cream

[@xluispx4477]

I'm pretty sure he would be like "what? oh yeah sure sure"

[@sumirunihon]

sleepy joe wouldn't be able to hear you if you were right in front of him 💀

[@RealRandomSmart]

XD XD XD

[@josephmulcahey5961]

Really tho😂

[@Dog-cs7qz]

Nahhh 😂😂😂😂

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

FR💀💀💀💀

[@marj_arine]

aipresidente reference 💀✋

[@WavyTh3L0c]

Everyone heard those last 8 seconds and immediately liked the video!! 💯

[@stevestevensofficial]

Bro you really expected Sleepy Joe to hear you from such a looong distance? 💀

[@MRBFDTL]

Bro there was like 200 people there, how could he hear just one random person 😐

[@thesidewayscat]

@@MRBFDTL trrue

[@phdflop]

@@MRBFDTLno hes just sleeping

[@TheRomanHydra]

@@MRBFDTLdo you not get the joke?

[@migstuhh.editsfr]

@@TheRomanHydrathey not cultured 😔

[@IkeanCrusader1013]

If sleepy Joe could actually hear you he probably would be slow enough that he'd just hand it over lol

[@leliberabeur572]

With trump it’s easier. Just be a sexy woman and wait till he grabes your 🐈 and ra*e you

[@RedScatt]

He was talking dumbass 😂

[@Mista-Lobsta]

Facts 😂

[@JakeLovesSteak]

Come on, man!

[@dragonlord1356]

Oh sleepy joe he’s a character

[@hitarth891]

Joe was so hurry about to get an ice cream 😂

[@avgeekguy]

He probably didn’t know you were talking to him, plus he would need his Teleprompter to respond to your question😂😂😂

[@Waylonjuras]

You ruin the fun

[@MeatSlap30]

@@Waylonjuras nah it’s incredibly pathetic and sad that we have this barely functioning senile pedophile for a president

[@Owen_bikelife]

@@Waylonjuras he makes the fun

[@argonx4859]

@@Owen_bikelife no

[@HashPapi]

@@argonx4859Yes

[@Luxembourgishsmartass]

He heard you, just that he forgot immediately.

[@Crucial54321]

you think sleepy joe can still hear?

[@Luxembourgishsmartass]

@@Crucial54321 probably forgot that somewhere along the line.

[@NickDrawzComix]

True

[@Community_GuideIines]

yeah

[@ultrainstinctsongoku1045]

​@@Crucial54321 let's go brandon

[@knightwolf9553]

Bro standing there like he in the crowd waiting to see the President too.

[@bpcruiser]

He doesnt know where he is much less know who you are.

[@azuremain9194]

i doubt he knows who he is himself

[@10scloudy]

Sleepy Joe’s dementia kicked in and he forgot how to hear 💀 Edit: Holy crap 3k likes?!?!

[@crossant5556]

Dude what there was like 200 other people there how was an old person let alone a young person supposed to hear over all those people

[@milk55655]

@@crossant5556 its a joke

[@10scloudy]

@@crossant5556 I was kidding, most people wouldn't be able to hear one random person in a crowd

[@Floppa-oz1kp]

@@crossant5556r/woosh

[@sergicalcantara]

Damn son, you got him.

[@carsonpaullee]

Thank you, thank you for having the bravery.

[@emircidic1464]

Upload the whole video of your visit to the White house!!

[@Abowns56]

@Dont_click_this_profileeok

[@Rubenlagriculture]

Lmao, that man looks like a wax statue from the museum

[@wtfsalommy3250]

The next step is him, like Ruth, death in a chair

[@kylet9023]

I was thinking the same thing😭😭

[@doylersafl8728]

Bro was about to do a better job in 1 day than sleepy joe has done in 3 years 💀💀💀

[@berryhij1]

Sadly, it probably wouldn’t be that difficult but you’re definitely right.

[@NAFOSergee]

Instead of wasting time pedaling sh1t from Fox News, you may as well go support your cult leader

[@shevthegreb757]

Bro doesn’t read the news then 💀

[@Batboy11k]

Better job than what trump could do in 8

[@Crit4]

@@Batboy11k try defending Biden without mentioning trump challenge: impossible

[@ImtheREALX7]

Did you really expect the man who has his own persona ice cream machine, forgot that a person shook his hand, and games all day with the previous presidents. WHILE WEARING HEADPHONES, to hear you. Bro is a fossil

[@letmebeslack]

games all day with the previous presidents 💀

[@andreikovacs3476]

I love that this reference was made. Thank you

[@TheChocoboRacer]

big chilling moment

[@187killabitch]

games all day with previous presidents is crazy ngl 😭😭😭

[@WrestleLuxury]

You forgot the part where he smells women's hair and wants kids to sit on his lap

[@i_Iik3_cats]

bro is so dedicated 💀

[@rubber_ducky5x]

MiladMirg your so underrated and im not kidding

[@wogelson]

Bro knew the exact distance from the president because of all the footlongs he's made💀

[@owenpriddy]

Stolen. Literally word for word except you changed “subs” to “footlongs”

[@wogelson]

@@owenpriddy no

[@owenpriddy]

@@wogelson sure bro I believe you

[@FrogOnADogsSittingOnALog]

@@wogelson yes dude don’t try to hide it

[@lmadlmadlmadlmadlmadlmadlm1085]

@@owenpriddy who cares

[@WhoisVinnie]

Could've screamed Ice Cream, cause he sure as hell loves ice cream

[@spilledcoffee383]

*SODA*

[@drakeivy8]

@@spilledcoffee383 obamna

[@spilledcoffee383]

@@drakeivy8 I'm gonna come

[@beaulaplume]

@@spilledcoffee383 you weren’t invited…

[@spilledcoffee383]

@@beaulaplume when you're not invited to the goonsesh: 😔😭

[@AxolotlLover7]

I love ur vids keep being awesome 👏 😊

[@erinhodges-n9b]

Honestly, anyone could be a better President than Sleepy Joe.

[@pasdpasse439]

Not really. TRump was much worse

[@lotusinn3]

Except TFG, agreed.

[@mysteriouscentury]

Certainly you can’t

[@erinhodges-n9b]

@@mysteriouscentury says the one that still plays Roblox 💀💀💀

[@lanceanthony198]

@faywasnothere He’s better than Trump in what way? The president has never done much work, they’re basically a figure head for their political cabinet. Most of joes work is just showing up to locations and events

[@GGG-us5wm]

You should sneak in when he’s a sleep… wait that’s always

[@Random_RMY]

Bro I’ve been here since you started doing ice cream rolls and I would watch you everyday

[@Evan.280]

You actually know what’s going on and can speak a full sentence. You’d already be a better president then the guy we have now

[@jellycat4514]

Why must you be so critical. Would you be annoyed if the whole comment session said trump was a piece of dogshit?

[@i.est.del2991]

I’m sure Joe knows the difference between “then” and “than,” at least. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@hectornieves537]

​@@i.est.del2991 you're sad for trying to defend our shameful president.

[@besi3ge]

@@i.est.del2991 I highly doubt it. Not even just because he’s slow but because of how many elders in his age range still cannot tell the difference between ‘then’ and ‘than’.

[@instapizzabmx4206]

@@hectornieves537 why? Isn’t this America? Y’all worship Trump. So I don’t see the problem

[@BrosephTheWise]

Bro if you where standing right by him he still wouldn’t hear you 💀💀💀

[@Harpers_Version]

Fr tho

[@ImWithMe]

😂😂 it’s funny but sad that this is the most powerful man in the world 😢😢

[@georgeousthegorgeous]

@@ImWithMethe most powerful man in the world is probably some banker or investor or a government worker who nobody knows about. If you really think about it, most countries probably have shadow corporate governments.

[@bigg-tasticbrothers1783]

I’ve been subbed for a while and love your videos

[@joyofmyfather22]

Sloppy Joe actually couldn’t here what the person in front of him was saying so he was told to just look interested

[@lev270]

*Sloppy* Joe is wild bro ngl 😅

[@Your-Average-Nerd]

Sloppy My Fathers Joy actually couldn’t use the right hear/here

[@gavinrector6505]

Well you can’t spell hear right so I think your sloppy lol

[@the1andonlyyoungone561]

@@Your-Average-Nerd yet you got the point grammar nazi

[@JesusFlores-rw8ry]

Use the right hear u millennial

[@Om20133]

I have been subbed since 2m keep up the good work

[@newpotatoxd]

He would've responded if you asked about his favourite ice cream type 💀

[@Adlyn123]

You should be a NASCAR driver for a day

[@TheCoolStyle]

Yes

[@smashem1069]

He got dedication.

[@kingchapple657]

bro measured it 😭

[@TheRealWest.]

Bro is becoming Larry from the amazing world of gumball.

[@eurodesigninc]

I am subscribed And I have been since day 1

[@Anongamers2]

This is his villain arc. Love it. 😂

[@7Si_x]

He can only hear two words. Ice Cream.

[@oZqdiac]

Four actually, the extra two being unattended minors

[@MeatSlap30]

@@oZqdiac doesn’t even matter if they’re unattended bro be sniffing kids without shame 💀💀

[@Falloutglitch]

You should have said, hey ITS ME CORNPOP! That would have gotten his attention.

[@xixi3148]

Bro should run for president. Unironically. Maybe not next election, but eventually try to. You'd actually make a good president since you have experience working in different industries.

[@socked_cat]

I have been subbed for a LONG time!!

[@project45yt]

Bro did this at the best time. Just ask him nicely, I’m sure he’ll let you just run the show for good.

[@somerandomguywastaken]

Just bring an ice cream to him and he'll sign anything you want

[@DuckyDaDestroyer]

Yeah and he’ll fall asleep mid conversation

[@shadowhalk225]

Homie's already one foot in the grave, of course he didn't hear you 💀

[@memeporium2668]

My fellow Miladicans It is my great honor to run for president in the upcoming 2025 election

[@rebelcave8556]

Went from making sandwiches at subway to rubbing shoulders with the president 😂

[@doomguy3603]

Even if you were standing directly next to him, he still wouldn’t be able to hear you😂

[@kanikanewsome6305]

Id definitely vote for you and I mean that🙏🏾💚💚💚

[@AubieClay]

Not surprised he didn’t hear you even without the crowd he still couldn’t lol 😂

[@FlightpathPE]

This appears to be the most viewed youtube short using the national anthem as its audio track

[@xgamer21x201]

Man's working to become the real life Brooklyn guy from SML stuff

[@LilaM16]

You really think that the person who was shaking ghost can hear you from that far away bfr 😂💀

[@djsauceguy9302]

Reupload?

[@quaintvz]

^

[@Stars_Galaxy]

Subscribed, I just wanna hopefully be a citizen for a day 😭 Maybe even president 😭🤞

[@byjfghgftf9359]

The fact they just let influencers and tik tokers in the White House often now isn’t strange at all

[@AmericasQB_KirkCousins]

"Sleepy Joe I have some young children for you to hang out with" would have done the trick

[@PUCCl_]

Tips for starting your own island: You should read up on international laws, im pretty sure those are the ones that every country must have If you truly want it to be your own island, make sure it’s in waters that aren’t owned by any other countries or continents, otherwise you have use their laws and aren’t really the president You’ll have to find an island, as simply pouring an ungodly amount of sand into the water fast enough to avoid erosion before it reaches the surface borders impossibility

[@Pistonreturnspring]

Dawg even if he did hear u he prolly couldn’t articulate a “yes” or “no” as a response

[@Fresh_22_clothing]

And that’s why Leon edwards has the best physique of all time

[@rhysmendozavilla2378]

How did ya’ll get all the way to this channel😭😭😭

[@Galaxy_Glitch]

Guys get him to 10MIL❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉😁😀😁😁😀😆🥳🥳😄😃

[@Midnight24184]

I need this man to work at a smith’s bakery shop

[@ThisLunitic]

He didn’t hear you? Don’t think he could even hear the people he was talking to.

[@robefra1]

You have a good goal I subbed

[@CTBrix]

Sleepy Joe forgot to take his hearing pills again

[@GammaGaming22]

You should have yelled that you have a great smelling lock of hair for him. He would’ve came running as if in a fever dream

[@WrestleLuxury]

Of course he didn't hear you, what are you expecting 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gasp_Tea]

I swear, our president can’t even walk in a straight line. He needs to GO

[@pogcow4178]

​@The United States Presidential Channel Average liberal comeback right here 🤦‍♂️

[@pogcow4178]

​@The United States Presidential Channel he can cry all he wants but his point still stands LOL

[@rollsroycenetwork1221]

And replace with who? Trump? Lmao I’m not voting for him again so pick someone else or shut it. Idc tell me whatever. Bite me

[@Apolmewant]

Bro wouldn’t hear you if you were right in front of him💀💀💀

[@judith678]

Trump will be in jail so bro can’t hear either 😂

[@crazyhawkjp304]

I’m unironically impressed this man has done everything he’s done it’s honestly really impressive to have just gone up to random places like “ah yes let me work a job I’m not trained to do at all”

[@theeaglesnest4496]

Bro caught sleepy Brandon dozing again lmfao

[@nightmarelmao8645]

"Wake up sleepy joe" - Donald J Trump

[@MoneyDiesel1202]

Trump would have heard you

[@bkg8r978]

What a joke

[@fed7435]

“I’m on a mission to work everywhere humanly possible” Marine corps infantry: ya sure about that

[@Adlyn123]

You should be the CEO of Nike for a day

[@carsonmeyers9368]

Sleepy Joe is too sleepy to hear anybody so just scream in his ear

[@blockbuster11889]

i cant believe that theres a real life mrs. rabbit just casually working every jobs every day

[@Sutkobar]

Joe was just sleeping during that conv 😂

[@Choccymilkman]

Dude would be a better president than sleepy joe😭😭

[@palwashabaqir5736]

Bro stop hating joe Biden I mean Donald trump is better honestly

[@CaptainK-gv8xf]

I wanna be the president also I subscribed lol😂

[@LostAlien88]

Bro those AI president videos💀

[@Alexander07865]

Trump would have brought u up on stage and said go ahead and do a speech if u want.

[@gaming0gmate507]

I subscribed so you can make that dream reality

[@LBKXiLo]

Bro just got himself on a watchlist wit that sub goal😭😭

[@sorts4469]

The chances are 1 in 10 m

[@spherical2413]

sleepy joe didnt have his hearing aids in ig 🤷‍♂️

[@harifajumazada5778]

I call dibs on being the president at the country🙋

[@qua.thequa]

You were in the DMV?? bruhh 😢

[@ganon_1937]

Try again????

[@maryelizabeth1970]

Bro took "anything for my fans" to a whole other level 💀

[@blazibaka7531]

Milad more like my lad (please pin me) 😅

[@Bigchinckalishious]

Of course he could hear you you were 8 feet away everyone knows he has dementia

[@battlingmink467]

better than agent orange.

[@timyoxte2517]

​@@battlingmink467 trump isnt great,but biden is worse,he cant even speak properly,or remember anything. Do you know the video where he is just wandering across the stage after a speach,not having a target? And this comes from a non american.

[@levicarpenter5509]

​@@battlingmink467 worse than Donald trump