Day in the life of a culture in decline 

[@Krelian4400]

Replace "casual hook up" with "checking all your dating apps you pay for to confirm that you still have zero matches." Much more accurate.

[@jasonmalloy634]

Damn..

[@youngsquad3868]

I don’t think he was going for the incel lifestyle lmao

[@ryantownsend6819]

That hurts 😢

[@cactusimon]

Check out the likes on the comment and the likes on the responses. Consider where the reality sits.

[@zGoldie]

@@cactusimonreality for people who are on youtube

[@LeChevalierLelion]

Wow that guy has his own place, a job, a girlfriend, hook ups and enough time for entertainment and self reflection, what a life!

[@TheSpaniard]

Right? Reality is much bleaker for so many people lol

[@jemborg]

I think he was missing out on a good gaming setup. 😁

[@Palaecro]

He's honestly not doing too bad

[@newyorkranger169]

But that's the point. His life is full of dopamine hits, but he'll never find joy and meaning

[@VictoriaManolidou]

😂 This is so sad

[@jacobcox4565]

The financially stable man being an old guy is both accurate and very sad

[@auchenai123]

Just happend to someone I know , young couple both 24 , girl left him to marry a 65 years old rich grandpa

[@Rosseboi]

He's only financially stable because he spent his entire adult life staying away from women.

[@makvande576]

Boomers are a scourge

[@JailBo-id7ko]

First they sell your future, then they buy your girlfriend. The boomers are truly a generation of all time.

[@WhyWhyWhy-ms3we]

Older men are happy to pay / support women 20 years younger than they are , despite claiming they believe in equality and always had the previous wife /partner pay 50% for everything

[@tevaalcindor]

"It's cool to live in a career oriented society that can't afford children." Feel that

[@3O2MuStAnG]

He should have said "... That can't afford children, houses, or even just a decent car unless you got a high position in a company that will not even react to your job application".

[@claireworld_]

It’s so sad

[@РоманОрлов-ь6у]

Well, I have a good career, a car and almost finished paying my mortgage. So I can afford kids at my 27, but I don’t want them because they are stupid, noisy and often get in trouble. So I’ll skip it, there are still enough people on Earth.

[@frenzybuzz3703]

Me too​@@РоманОрлов-ь6у

[@frenzybuzz3703]

Pregnancies are too hard on bodies so I don't want them..

[@monkeyboy3219]

It's honestly scary that this video feels more like a documentary rather than satire.

[@elishaj2977]

Comedy is often derivative from real life. This video is a case and point example of that.

[@JoeVirella]

thought the same jesus christ 😂

[@LadyLash22]

Yup...

[@kryptonianguest1903]

Just casually calling out 95% of their fan base.

[@terrispencer4913]

Indeed

[@tylerriojas6250]

Old man has game. He's rockin suspenders. You had 0 chance.

[@burtkocain6846]

Old man is proof of the idea that it's not what you're selling, it's how you sell it

[@void-i8u]

He took 3 showers with the tactical soap

[@squirehaggard4749]

@@burtkocain6846if just waving fistfuls of cash can be called “selling it”.

[@jokerpilled2535]

@@void-i8uhe’s at his peak brO

[@chantalberube1246]

😂

[@StefansAizupietis-gb7xs]

Damn that was bad reason to fire someone he didnt even do anything...

[@Contra_1776]

😂

[@orangeinkius7257]

That's clever

[@asavannah7439]

💀

[@omnimoeish]

That's literally my union coworkers who do the bare minimum because getting fired means you have to do something overtly against the rules, providing no value isn't legal grounds to fire someone.

[@mariaj6316]

@@omnimoeish Just wait until you hear about ✨at-will✨ states! You’re in for a treat!😍

[@davidwade9666]

"It's cool to live in a career oriented culture that can't afford children." Most vicious statement about modernity ever said.

[@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg]

Personally I think it's the hatred of families and close communities. It's so looked down upon to make time to have a fulfilling life, far too many people put their lives in their work when they work to live not live to work

[@danmur2797]

​​​@@SubtotalStar850-uh8pgIts both to be honest. There's the rising cost of living and companies being companies--who wants to bring children into that? And it's also somewhat ironically individuals who'd rather party every weekend, travel, sleep around, and not settle down. The sort of individualistic self-gratifying in the moment to an extreme people. The really sad part for the latter cohort is they don't realize remaining single means rougher waters for themselves and everyone else. If an individual in a married couple has an economic, medical, or other issue, they can rely on their spouse. Who does the single person rely on? Parents if still around? My nearly 40 yr.old party of a brother just had major surgery. He couldn't even walk when he got home, and doesn't live close to family. So my 60 plus mom had to go and care for him and his pets. That's maybe why so many single people turn to alcohol, drugs, meaningless sex. But with a bad economy and corporate America just conniving against society any wrong move can mean the consequences of those choices are magnified. Probably why you see the direction rates of homelessness, drug addictions/overdoses, mental health issues and suicides. It's better for people to marry or partner up and start a family than to remain single . Period. For economic reasons, safety reasons, love, social cohesion and community, etc. The alternatives are not pretty. And I haven't even gotten to how a low birth rate will affect Social Security and Medicare down the line for the country as a whole.

[@Ankhar2332]

Yes but moment when he thinks about communism is so wrong because we already have corporations and their planned economy hence no good jobs

[@czwarty7878]

@@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg these things are connected. By having family these days you're straining your budget massively, and it's a very hard life. Therefore it makes young people scared of it, because they know it will be a struggle. If life conditions in the west improved and families got support they deserve it would change. Although of course it is true that there is a growing mainstream movement of "childfree"/antinatalism with straight up ideological idiocy, which should definitely be opposed

[@daysofend]

@@czwarty7878 It's not a movement. It's the logical conclusion of capitalism.

[@opheliadays5803]

Bro I woke up for work and picked up my phone before I got out of bed and this is the first video I see. Thanks for the existential smack in the face ❤

[@derealized797]

Culture In Decline

[@ArizonaJoshua]

You're describing my life minus the meaningless hookup.

[@SeekJesusFindLife]

So what gender are you today?

[@ArizonaJoshua]

@@SeekJesusFindLife I identify as a 56ft oak tree

[@AS-pug]

Feel that broski

[@05bastille]

@@ArizonaJoshua thats the only true gender. I am monogendrist

[@assortmentofpillsbutneverb3756]

Oof, but that's like the point of everything else

[@rationalfreak]

This isn't comedy anymore, this is a documentary

[@deathbear9805]

You sure are something.

[@azucar2209]

A documentary of your life probably 💀

[@Blacksteel08]

​@@azucar2209 rage Bait

[@newcheese9882]

One of my teachers once told me, poets pointed out problems in the world through poems, but now that not many are poets, comedy can be a good way to demonstrate problems about the modern world, which is why i find these to be quite nice as they describe our world in a shade that lets us see the world needs change

[@mmrcooked]

@@azucar2209bro I bet you have the most depressing day ever so you have to rage bait in a comment section. Well try another bait next time

[@blisterbrain]

I really don't see that casual hookup happening, unless it was a business transaction.

[@PerhapsOOTMM]

This is incredibly bleak, yet sadly powerful

[@fujitsu-no]

It is what it is.

[@florianchabaud8548]

And yet, in this satire he has a place, (had) a girlfriend, (had) a stable income, some free time, hook ups and all the pros (and many cons) of an industrial society. For some people, reality is even worse.

[@jamesli2545]

@@florianchabaud8548 Well yes, thats why its a society in decline. It was decent. Now its in decline.

[@hobomike6935]

He’s got all those bookshelves behind his couch- maybe instead of copulating all the time, he should do some reading 📖 instead?

[@alphauno6614]

God is what he is in search for to fill that gaping hole in his heart.

[@dougm4160]

I understand comedy is about the human condition, but this just sent me into an existential crisis.😅

[@Walid1566]

Welcome cuz i've been here for 5 years

[@vineetpande449]

This is not comedy. It's reality.

[@tessaschack6330]

sameee

[@cmbbfan78]

That is good. That is very good. The more you suffer the more you have the chance to change to develop yourself further to a meaningful, happy existence.

[@George-real]

This isn’t the human condition this is the natural conclusion of industrial society and urbanization

[@alexandram1301]

Instant gratification also being going onto your echo chamber (Reddit) where you’re able to validate all your irrationalities to one another

[@nappa3550]

Reddit is the worst. Just one giant leftist echo chamber.

[@Daemonik]

Like anyone gets fired for "providing zero value"... The ones who get fired are the ones providing value, while the ones providing zero value get promoted to management!

[@onewingangel1117]

This is LITERALLY true in blue collar jobs lol that’s why no one’s picking up his resume at the other jobs, they’re all doing nothing in the upper echelons

[@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg]

It depends on the job zone, the biggest problem is how much has changed in 20 years, the ones in management spent their time working hard and now they have no idea what they have to do anymore. That's why places especially in the tech industry are severely lacking lately

[@SeiyaSoiya-un4jj]

That’s just something poor people say.

[@1dingerr]

Nah, manager usually know who the good employees are - they just typically overload them with work without a promotion or raise until they quit.

[@TooBrokeToAffordCoffee]

YES!

[@Kid25]

This is disturbingly accurate

[@noddygirl]

This is exactly how the World Economic Forum wants us!!!

[@spikeisgr8]

Jesus > them

[@JoeyDNetsfan]

​@@spikeisgr8taking action in your real life > bible thumping some deceased guy from 2000 years ago

[@jasmineberry3553]

​@@spikeisgr8 so true, the more you see it, the more it shows who to go to.

[@moggadah]

Yeah, they are obviously satanists. (I think I need to insert /sarcasm here)

[@moggadah]

If you connect the dots in another way you'll see several different factors. One of them is that all the jobs left for countries with lower pay. Another factor is that you've climbed the food chain compared to previous generations so you wouldn't want those jobs anyway. A third factor is that we work hard to optimize business so that we won't have to pay so many people with high salaries. We can always try to lower the taxes for the rich and hope that they are simultaneously struck by genius creating new business and by altruism so that they will share their earnings instead of spoiling their kids totally rotten. Solution? Be kind and gentle and let's hope we figure something out.

[@AS-pug]

“It’s cool to live in a CAREER ORIENTED society that cannot afford children” this line is actually so deep. The irony!! If you’re that focused on career then you should be making plenty of money… but no

[@goncalopoeiras776]

That's the irony of late stage capitalism, and why the UBI will likely be an inevitable measure governments employ. The only thing that doesn't accompany inflation is the value of labour, and when before you could sustain a family on a single income, today that's impossible..

[@Eye_of_Horus]

It isn’t about not being able to afford them, it’s simply that women who work and get educated want less children. It’s actually purposely employed this way as a population reduction strategy. Listen to billionaires talk about spreading feminism And why. This isn’t a judgement on any of it, just an observation. The poorer people are, the more kids they tend to have actually. Both historically and today. The more you know. “As you educate women, more families… choose to have less children,” Gates said.

[@Indicudi]

The mindset is that it’s not worth it if having children will considerably impact your quality of life. That’s why DINKs are so common and are able to afford the nice SFH in suburbs that are meant for families with children. If the point of suburbs is for people to have families then what does it mean if people are getting married and buying a SFH just to get a dog instead of having a kid because the price of daycare is half of their mortgage cost.

[@simontist]

​@@Indicudibecause the cities are not fit to live in.

[@frenzybuzz3703]

​​@@Indicudiplus pregnancies are too harsh.. I can't take it.

[@WildBerrie1]

Why is this actually so accurate in every way

[@CentristGovtt]

Get Woke Go Broke 😊

[@dannysanchez1925]

​@CentristGovtt, not even close, do you understand satire.

[@MeidoInHebun]

Feminism

[@RadicallyGreen]

Honestly , if you have a girlfriend or even had girlfriends and can get casual hook-ups, your life is pretty decent.

[@KyleMann-ld5fy]

Culture In Decline

[@julianstone1192]

I’ve had a couple GFs, I can get the casual hookups if I pay for them, perhaps I could do better if I didn’t suffer from crippling anxiety, that goes for life overall

[@redgefleming1535]

Nah man, your life is decent if you got money

[@DaddyBiscuits]

@@redgefleming1535 Lots of things come together, or not at all. Like bukakke.

[@CrestedSaguaro520]

Just 20 years ago in 2004, this clip would have been seen as dramatic and outlandish. It would be comedic. Sad thing is... Now it's become a reality. 😢

[@garrettmarshall1288]

And they said “slippery slope” was a fallacy.

[@camj4253]

@@garrettmarshall1288they forgot that it isn’t always a fallacious claim.

[@evankb15]

I would say even 4-8 years ago, this might've been deemed hyperbolic

[@garrettmarshall1288]

@ although, there were those of us sounding the alarm even more than 4-8 yrs ago, and we were called this and that and told to go touch grass. It’s “not a big deal” people said. “Youre being hyperbolic” people said. Now I’m too depressed to even say “I told you so.”

[@MegaDeath22]

Yup it's called Idiocracy. The film. Predicted the future in 2005.

[@FerociousSniper]

The fact that this is video exists is proof that we are in fact living in a culture in decline.

[@LaCouleurRouge]

En fait c'est intelligent involontairement, ils décrivent tous les dégâts sur les humains du capitalisme moribond, et bien sûr, le déclin du capitalisme rend les conditions matérielles favorable à l'essor du communisme.

[@RobairtO-Dhoilingta-n16420]

​@@LaCouleurRougeabsolument

[@planteruines5619]

​@@LaCouleurRougeen bref , les choses se dégradent... , pas si mal quand on peut naviguer dedans

[@thotobliterator1587]

@@LaCouleurRouge “We trade one villain for another.”

[@RainbowGod666]

​@@LaCouleurRouge aspetta, FRANCESI??? Oh perfetto! Allora, ci sarebbe questa vostra invenzione che servirebbe un pò ovunque... la usava un certo robespierre-

[@elizabethrose644]

if only collecting money from the government was that easy 😩 some of us actually need it and they just make up nonexistent reasons to deny us

[@EmperorObama]

And yet my cousin who doesn't work NOT because she can't get a job but because she says working at McDonalds is “too hard” ends up getting enough money from the government to go on bi-yearly vacations to Florida and drink her heart out.

[@nappa3550]

​​@@EmperorObamayeah I don't understand it. Why does it seem so easy for freeloaders to get it, but actual legit people have to go through so many hoops? I have pretty legit reasons given ADHD (ADD) and Autism (I'm not that kind you think of) which severely hamper my intellect (I'm smart, but take forever to learn and can hardly do most things other than basic stuff) and Im struggling to get disability. They want me in Vocal Rehab to find me a job, which I'm beginning to think I simply can't manage. All I can really do is one relatively simple task for a job. Heck, at Subway I couldn't even manage to make even my own sandwich! I just dishwashed. My mother got COVID and has to use a oxygen tank now and she had to get a lawyer just to get $400 a month for disability. Just $400 for a person that effectively can't work anymore! And yet other people with no real justification get more. It's just.. so screwed up.

[@N0pr0fit]

@@EmperorObama source i made it the fuck up

[@Anonym-yr4qn]

​@@EmperorObama The Trick ist being colored and female.

[@DaddyBiscuits]

That's the distinction of the government knowing you don't need it. People who need it get it, but it might not take the qualifiers you assume.

[@DFM761]

The only way this could be more accurate is if you attempted hedonism but no one's reciprocated on the dating apps

[@numarkaz]

💯

[@anshalmehta4273]

Bro go and watch Aevy TV's Why Indian Men get Zero Matches on Dating apps, everyone on this earth especially singles should watch this

[@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg]

Honestly it's not that hard you just have to constantly send out a line before you get a bite. It's a lot like fishing it takes lots of time and lots of casting. But that's why I feel like relationships are better, once you have someone locked down it's a lot less difficult to do so again if the relationship doesn't work out

[@JETZcorp]

​@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg There is a Minimum Viable Hotness to get any bites from hookup culture (unless you're into dudes - Grindr is easy). All the women of the world really can get all their hookup demands met by a small percentage of guys. Perhaps as many as 40% of men can get nonzero participation if they happen to really nail the niche a girl is in the mood for to squeak under her threshold. But a ton of guys really can max out their Tinder swipes every day for 10 years and never get to meet in person. It took me 10 years before the first girl gave me the opportunity to get exploited for a free dinner. However, getting to meet my best friend's girlfriend's cousin led directly to a long-term relationship. Girls won't meet dudes from the internet unless they're hot enough to justify the risk. But if you're friends with a girl, her friends will see you as "certified safe," and you'll have opportunities to meet and leverage your personality. The difference is insane. The way grand-pappy did it is outrageously more effective for those who don't have chiseled abs and an Aston Martin. There just aren't nearly as many of those opportunities as their used to be, since public spaces and social groups are mostly extinct.

[@The-Dirty-Straw]

​​@@SubtotalStar850-uh8pgYour bit about "sending out a line" is for opening up a conversation even, it isn't exclusive to ONS. Of course it's hard. Someone's green flag to hookup with someone is someone else's ick. They have choices if theyre gonna be picky on hookups, and premediated pickup lines arent gonna screen much beyond 5 convos down the road. In fact, the best thing to do to get matches is to have a safe or relation oriented profile to get girls at your level or below to date. Which is easy, hooking up is what's hard.

[@lisalove991]

What I hate the most is how I cannot afford to save money! It all goes to paying off debt, food, bills, doctor visits, and at the end of the day I have nothing to save.

[@Bailemos888]

Me too😢

[@elliottbaker201]

So . Communism

[@edheldude]

@@elliottbaker201 Then everyone will be equally poor and hungry.

[@elliottbaker201]

@@edheldude sounds like that's the plan

[@edheldude]

@@elliottbaker201 Well, if you listen to Yuri Bezmenov from the 80s you'll know what the plan was originally. It starts with the creation of loose s"xual morals and the destruction of the family. The plan advances over generations, and now the Left is allied with Old Money. That's why giant corps fly the rainbow flag.

[@venomlink2033]

A good amount of people I know actually live like this, and everyone I know including myself has had at least one of these issues.

[@shavedwallaby]

Dudes woke up and decided to violence the whole country. I have had *so* many conversations with wealthy people who can't afford children. They're slaving away to afford children one day, *GET WEALTHY*, then stick with that they can't afford a kid cause their NEW wealth goals make them poor in their own mind. It's a death spiral of the soul.

[@TheEnigmaticmuse]

That was why the population became so stupid in Idiocracy lol all the smart people decided to wait until they were financially stable to have children and then they were too old to have them 😬

[@lexikareen6093]

😢

[@danielweatherman2252]

​@@lexikareen6093 Wanna add to that Lexi?

[@Expry24maciste]

I'm actually on the road to wealth to be able to afford kids in the future without working my ass on a stupid job, and be able to be with them

[@FringeWizard2]

​@Expry24maciste Good luck even finding a woman that wants to reproduce.

[@widb8evd8wg38dhsu]

if u want to see this bleak situation in steroid, welcome to korea where the suicide rate is uncomparably high (twice as much as #2) and the fertility rate is unprecedentedly low beyond measure 😂😂😂 have u ever heard of a country that has 0.52 fertility rate? yeah that's us 😂😂😂

[@GermanTaffer]

I feel very sorry, that you live in such an environment! I closely watch what will happen to your country , and I forgot often that people live there too. 😮

[@ZephaniahL]

@@GermanTafferUmmm…yes, that is quite something to overlook.

[@TheHamburgler123]

Yeah, South Korea is doomed. I read that if business as usual continues, and the situation doesn't get worse (it probably will), for every 100 South Koreans today there will only be 4 grandchildren.

[@scythianrabbit3977]

At least you don't have a bunch of blacks

[@theeclectic2919]

And NORTH Korea has a low fertility rate because their people are starving to death.

[@AMMrawCR]

I love how you make fun of both sides lmao, need more comedy like this

[@momatotsosrorudodi]

My life's purpose is deceiving my parents into thinking I'm happy.

[@onewingangel1117]

That’s just one step removed from the rest of us trying to convince ourselves that we are happy

[@sconescrewdriverson]

Maybe you should just talk to them instead. They've lived longer than you. They can provide some wisdom.

[@jabble__]

@@sconescrewdriversontheir wisdom: “just get over it” “don’t worry so much” “have you tried being happy” “it’s all in your head” etc.

[@freckleKaren]

feel that!

[@IDoBeCalvingTho]

@@jabble__ incorrect

[@salvadorromero9712]

Without being "political," Content Machine's humor has always struck people as having parachuted into our times from slightly saner ones. This is their first real foray into social commentary over laughs, and I am definitely here for it!

[@AS-pug]

They’ve done it plenty of times before. That’s why they’re so good. I mean they do occasionally sell themselves and post content which is just adverts…

[@angelovicente7365]

​@AS-pug and even when it's adverts, they're pretty smooth at it. At least way more than most.

[@DOOM.Fi3nd]

Yeah they're one of the good guys.

[@jemborg]

You must be new.

[@scoobydoo2587]

They made a lot of stuff like this a while back. I think this is the first one in quite some time tho

[@LatinLeonidas_1942]

It's honestly scary to see that this video is more of a modern world documentary than simple comedy

[@سیدامیرسجادحسینی-ف4و]

I came here to laugh but instead got depressed because of how much its true☹️

[@jeffML3926]

Same... this parody is too on point 😐 I also laughed though.

[@VictoriaManolidou]

Yep, this is a documentary

[@gabrieljordan8015]

I work at least 60 or 70 hours a week. I almost wish I would get fired at this point just so I can have a weekend off.

[@danielweatherman2252]

Work 50 in a week and the dude in the video could get a look in....

[@romancetips365]

My dad has done this for at least 40 years. I don't know how he could do it. I saw it growing up and I developed a phobia of that becoming my life, and so I have just steered clear of that.

[@gabrieljordan8015]

@@romancetips365 It destroys your humanity. So yeah.

[@Trollinator01]

​@@gabrieljordan8015 it also destroys your family life. My father is almost the same. He worked his ass of to climb the career-ladder and now earns more than enough to support the need of his family. But there's almost no connection between us because he was absent most of the time and mostly stressed when he was home.

[@jimmypeeps8471]

I work 40 hours a week, always have money in fact I have several thousand dollars in my account AND in cash. You people are just doing life wrong. I work in a warehouse 😂

[@C.C.369]

Not this being the last video i wanted to see before going to bed 💀💯

[@tylerharvey3688]

The wisdom you guys have at your age is truly awesome. Gives me hope!

[@Turagrong]

Like as if they weren't adult and healthy

[@Anonym-yr4qn]

​@@Turagrong Oh sweet Summer child... Being adult means a lot, but Not having your Shit together in all ways shapes and Forms possible. At least Not automatically. Many never do.

[@theonejmv]

This is life for many people in their 20s and 30s in the USA and only a video like this snaps you out of a stupor

[@DustinOranchuk]

Not just the USA. Nearly world wide

[@krunchyapples]

A little bit too coincidental that it's pretty much only happening in Western countries all at the same time

[@elliottbaker201]

🤫 ​@@krunchyapples

[@onewingangel1117]

@@krunchyapplescan you elaborate?

[@davidk.d.7591]

@@krunchyapples I mean, a lot of this is even worse in East Asia

[@eternalwanderer8]

This is just so true and applicable 🤣😂 It's good to live in a career oriented society which cannot afford children.😃 Loved it

[@Dragoon9252]

The doomscroll with the clothes on the bed is scary accurate

[@TooBrokeToAffordCoffee]

Literally every evening for me 😅

[@CharlieBruinsFilms]

Most functional, Neoliberal society:

[@EmperorObama]

Real

[@SebasMaidana]

Dude stf your profile picture is a communist furry😐

[@jaysbadatgaming]

Guys!!! Laissez-faire capitalism is so good! I love over inflation, poverty wages, the shrinking middle class, and otherwise being taken advantage of economically!!

[@Global-yt]

​​@@jaysbadatgaming calling the current system laissez-faire is the second-funniest thing I've seen in this video

[@spankymagee]

This is actually a Masterpiece.

[@fireflymiesumae]

Humans are working more than ever and we can't even afford to take care of a cat

[@zorkabiljecki7408]

Why on Earth would anyone take care of cats? Let them be free and they would take care of themselves like thousands years before us. And guess what: they could afford to mate and have their own family like it meant to be.

[@TurtleBoi-lg4rw]

​@@zorkabiljecki7408cats domesticated themselves.

[@Gomba13]

No. The older ones among us are working more than ever, to make up for the lazy ass younger ones who think they are paid merely to show up at work but don’t actually get anything done. I was away from the traditional job market for two decades and returned to it because I felt isolated in my business. Turns out what people used to need a single day to accomplish now takes them an entire week even though they have more efficient tools now. Turns out every single day there is some kind of drama at the office that stops the entire team from working for hours on end. Turns out people are compulsively harassing each other. What changed in two decades? Gen Z got into the workplace.

[@chadmarino2741]

@zorkabiljecki7408 ever heard of feral cats? There just cats without homes and they live and piss under houses and eat scraps that humans give them

[@ezkillguy8316]

The cats are LETTING you take care of them. You’re just their worker and they pay you in occasional attention. Be grateful!

[@AmericanBoy1776]

They showed this clip at my school as part of the decline in intelligent communication and cultural studies

[@onewingangel1117]

Really? lol high school? How did the students react/take it?

[@AmericanBoy1776]

@@onewingangel1117 they think it’s corny and the humor is not funny. But the teacher asked for examples of what was “funny” and no one could come up with anything other than mainstream stuff.

[@sherisse10]

Wow shocked they would show this at school considering how much of the public school system pushes indoctrination

[@anaxmalakas]

This is our world now.

[@armorers_wrench]

Only if you choose it.

[@derrickjones2171]

For now

[@dbz9393]

Forever lmao ​@@derrickjones2171

[@pindol69]

Children in africa and north korea are starving and dreaming to be as wealthy as you are,change your perspective,get your shit together,you dont even realise how good you have it

[@anaxmalakas]

​@@pindol69congrats. 1. I don't care about them. I care about my culture and country. 2. Noticing that my country and culture in decline has nothing to do with me and my perspective. 3. If you are so worried about NK or Africa go do something about it. My taxes already do enough by helping w/ foreign aid.

[@shadyfigure0778]

This is one of the most serious things that content machine has put out, I’m all for it. It’s kinda crazy how accurate this is.

[@symonex5360]

At first I thought this was a documentary, but then I realized it was just satire because there was no mention of recreational drug use to self medicate the daily existential dread.

[@Contra_1776]

Damn 😂

[@pinecactus9672]

i thought the anxiety pills were supposed to be that part, maybe i misheard

[@10Wk3y84R]

He has access to benzos no need to self medicate when someone is already medicating you

[@Contra_1776]

@@pinecactus9672 it wouldn’t count as “recreational” if they’re prescribed and used as instructed, in the video it seems like he’s prescribed these pills by the doctor

[@symonex5360]

@@pinecactus9672nah, he took the prescribed amount. Doesn’t count 🤪

[@marinanjer4293]

This is like 60% of us bro. That was uncalled for 😂

[@czechchineseamerican]

It's highly ironic how in one way or another, unintentionally, many of the comments posted here reveal the forbidden truth expressed in the video.

[@EmperorObama]

Yes, unfortunately.

[@dc1674]

Imagine you had a time machine and just went back to say...the 70s or 80s. You describe the US in 2024, nobody would believe you.

[@omnimoeish]

Yeah they thought we'd have flying cars and traveling to the moon would be trivial.

[@voskresenie-]

eh I think you're glorifying the 70s and 80s a bit. Many of the ideas destroying society today were already gaining traction in academia and counterculture movements. I think the only thing that might be surprising is that these ideas won, rather than the ideas themselves. You have to go back to the 50s or earlier for something like this to be completely shocking to people.

[@DrakeBarrow]

It wouldn't be all bad from their viewpoint. We have some amazing technology now, AIDS was brought under control, and there's been some legitimate social advancement. But they'd just slip into existential despair that a lot of problems people were _already_ talking about then (systemic racism/sexism/homophobia, wealth inequality, police brutality, environmental collapse, women's rights and healthcare emphasised by _fucking Roe V Wade being overturned_ , on and on) were still around and in some cases backsliding and wiping out progress made.

[@dc1674]

@@voskresenie-You are probably right, but you dont think most people in the 70s would be shocked that there are over 3 million transsexuals now all of a sudden?

[@kevintse2870]

I’m pretty sure this was also a thing in the 70s and 80s minus the communism. Doomscrolling was called “flipping the channel.”

[@DrabPlays]

“I get fired for I quote ‘providing zero value’” 💀

[@crosscourtwinner]

😂😂

[@danielpimentelmusic]

When the comedy is so on point that it's no longer comedy.

[@chocolaterain5097]

Best video they have ever done. Truly sad how accurate this is.

[@agylao6894]

Omg, you guys actually hit the nail. This is what I've been talking about in my personal life and now I can show this as proof to show I wasn’t the crazy one after all. Thank you!

[@MrKrusten]

This isnt even that bad. He had a girlfriend, a job, is attractive enough to hook up and has free time.

[@jaydub7386]

Forget a dystopian future. We have a dystopian present day… I wonder about how much of tomorrow is determined by today, the present day.

[@Burninator353]

Applying to hundreds of jobs with no response hit hard. I've only had one job interview in the past year and it's getting fucking depressing.

[@JustinMasayda]

You're not alone, took me 11 months and hundreds of applications to get a job

[@julianstone1192]

What does one do if one has no experience? As well I can have a very dominant aggressive personality plus a lot of anxiety, I can’t tolerate being micromanaged or disrespected id be worried id become violent

[@promiseismyjamtocrylikeara1996]

LOL accurate as hell 😂 I died at thinking communism being a good idea, questioning the gender and collect money from the government

[@keshiaanjani2305]

"Doom scrolling until I fall asleep" is so me. 😢

[@swaggychicken.]

Pathetic

[@sleepyhunter]

There's a lot of truth in this one, very cathartic. Excellent work!!

[@SamanthaRuiz-x3g]

“It’s cool to live in a career oriented society that can’t afford children” needs to be the motto of the century! 😱

[@flobba123]

Hedoism cannot fill the void

[@julianstone1192]

What can though, I can’t make myself believe in fairy tales, I’ve seen this coming so much of our scientists and philosophers basically say there’s no inherent meaning to life, but I wonder do they actually take it seriously if they are not depressed and amoral?

[@meeep9099]

​@julianstone1192 you give your own life meaning, I fluneced through the culture and standards of your forefathers. Nothing more to it

[@Anonym-yr4qn]

Nope it cannot.

[@Amilnes78]

This hit way deeper than it should have

[@MALICEM12]

I like the part where the financially stable man is like 80 years old

[@N2Deep00]

MCU been real quiet since The Revengers hit the stage

[@jimboslice6367]

Career oriented society instead of family oriented society

[@mr.benchwormer7723]

Are u dumb?

[@Alex-ms9tk]

ego oriented instead of Christ oriented

[@RedPanda-d6n]

Culture oriented society instead of class oriented society

[@DJWolfy23]

for some reason the way you say "and that's my day" at the end of these just makes it that much funnier

[@godlord331]

man i fucking love content machine. may God bless you all.

[@joesz8325]

They are winning

[@bens4602]

Career oriented society that can’t afford children. You had my subscribe with that.

[@johnarchluleta]

The only inaccurate aspect of this is that his girlfriend left him for a secure, stable, long term relationship

[@rosalinerosaline3850]

What were they doing inside the room??? 💀😭

[@StefansAizupietis-gb7xs]

Yoga...

[@debasritachoudhury4390]

Light hedonism, like he/she/they/it said

[@kaushikdas47]

Shaboinking.

[@mrtrollnator123]

Sex

[@jayknowles2146]

Reading the Bible, obviously.

[@MsDilwitit]

A busy day of doing nothing. Sad but true what society has become. Gotta laugh to keep from crying 😂😅😂

[@lydiapetra1211]

I feel the same...God help us!

[@daffy72]

You forgot excessive drug use to get through the most menial of tasks multiple times a day.

[@ozozmen]

“What are they doing in these companies that can’t reply to me?” 🤣☠️

[@hymattboy]

cant believe the script writer has mind of genius this is top quality content props to content machine for teach and giggles

[@drewdatification]

Was that like a Taco Cake?!!! Yooo, I want to eat that!

[@ocnus1.61]

Im glad you're saying it when no one else is.

[@xxTenaciousExx]

These guys are bloody brilliant when can we expect there to be a full sketch comedy show like the good old days back in the '90s?

[@incurableromantic4006]

We need more people to understand - "It's not just you, it's everything".

[@SSJGhost_Wolf]

Its weird af that just 30 minutes before watching this video, i was looking up how people are supposed to afford children these days when the average price for daycare is as much as most people's whole paychecks

[@js_NaClT]

But seriously, how do people afford it though?

[@SSJGhost_Wolf]

@@js_NaClT I wish I knew. It's fucked up, and they couldn't care less

[@Trollinator01]

​​@@SSJGhost_Wolfwould you be in favor of more social policies to provide poor and lower income people with the resources they need?

[@benjammin8510]

You can change where you live, make your own food, not buy so much from stores, get creative. There is a way

[@SSJGhost_Wolf]

@@benjammin8510 I'm talking specifically about daycare.

[@Princess_Panada]

It really is a shame that we are a career oriented society and there's nothing to encourage kids. In Japan they help by paying you for the kid until they turn 18.

[@gavinschlachta9276]

I mean mostly because their birth rates are even lower over there

[@planteruines5619]

and it's a vain effort , the whole system is stuck in itself .

[@davidk.d.7591]

Do you understand the irony of using Japan, one of the poster children of low birthrates and career oriented lifestyles, as an example?

[@TheeeDave556]

This was incredibly..terrifyingly accurate in EVERY way

[@varun76890]

I love how pensive he looks while getting the "instant gratification"

[@N1976DL]

The mouse jiggler 😂 I use a metal top on the space bar with Notepad open.

[@michaeleigbadon1614]

This is SO TRUE!!! Apart from gender questioning or getting fired, sort of experiencing a similar thing

[@mansisinghrana3790]

Dude....the callout😂

[@Digitalisx]

"A casual, meaningless hook up." Look at Mr. Fancy Pants over here.

[@Attmay]

They're not fancy, just washed.

[@nwatson2773]

I agree with all of it except collecting money from the government, the government isn't giving us sh!t.

[@austins5632]

He must be an illegal immigrant

[@OldMANGiles]

You hit every nail.👏

[@Acoto]

Not sugar granddaddy 😂

[@heathdean3807]

Holy shit, this is painfully and terrifyingly accurate.

[@Bored-af-man]

"50% of Americans have dpression and anxiety" yeah... obviously

[@Fkod88]

Ahaha it always makes me laugh, first world people with flats, cars, computers, 7$ lattes and stuff are taking anxiety and depression pills while people in trenches or poor villages god knows where say they’re thankful for living another day😅

[@kyzit8458]

​@@Fkod88Its "God", not "god". Just a little grammar correction. But regarding your point yeah, it is ironic.

[@Anonym-yr4qn]

​@kyzit8458 oh god, No! A Typo!😢

[@kyzit8458]

@@Anonym-yr4qn okkk, sorry I did that.

[@DaddyBiscuits]

@@Anonym-yr4qn a tYPO?!

[@Opinionated_Stranger]

The problem isn't left or right it's poor vs rich.

[@johnpanicker7590]

which wing's ideology is primarily based in removing the divide between rich and poor?

[@Opinionated_Stranger]

@@johnpanicker7590 At this point in time, neither. Neither party in America is.

[@aliveormedicated]

@@johnpanicker7590free market capitalism is the best system we have to elevate the poor to middle class & higher. everything else has led to mass starvation & death. history testifies

[@nihilanthropus]

​@@Opinionated_Strangerobviously it's the left, bro. Governing parties in the USA are both centrist, period.

[@Alex-ms9tk]

No it's gifts vs debts

[@AdrianHertz]

We love the "casual meaningless hook-ups" dont we guys?! 😅

[@LegendMephist]

Before I was in a relationship around a year ago, I had them pretty often. I loved it honestly but my girlfriend now prefers to be monogamous. 🤷

[@numarkaz]

Oh yeah. Happens to me all the time (sarcasm)

[@jeanbean191]

“Career oriented society that can’t afford children” 😂on a serious note tho, it’s not even just finances anymore, our society actively discourages having a family in a lot of ways

[@dwightdunkley]

I’m a Magenta stan. One of my fav characters. Up there with Dr Shaboinky.

[@JavierSalcedoC]

"War is our harvest because is it through it that we get in control of the gentiles land and gold and chances to have children" - reichorn 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FrediKraut-mc9vl]

Not the minions 😭🙏

[@GrahamLawder]

You guys are great!! Amazing!!😂😂😂😂

[@moodwalker4149]

Aliens will dig this up from the ashes and think these were our last few moments