"Bro, we were IN the wedding." 😂 Legit the most relatable part 😂
@TheAJmoviemakerАй бұрын
For real, that's me so often "Nice to meet you, what's your name" "Bro you've literally known me for like 10 years, wtf"
@ggkk8909Ай бұрын
"Oh, is that what the invite was?"
@theoriginalkrabbypattyАй бұрын
It’s a good wedding if you got so drunk you forgot 🤣🤣🤣
@hulking_presenceАй бұрын
Shouldn't it be "at" the wedding?
@BlakeMcBrideАй бұрын
@@hulking_presence "in" would mean they were a part of it. Groomsmen/etc.
@TJ-fu5krАй бұрын
One of my best friends sent me a text saying "getting married" . I replied "ayeee that's what's up"....and that was the extent of the convo to this day.
@x_potato4081Ай бұрын
did bro invite you at least lmao
@TJ-fu5krАй бұрын
@@x_potato4081 lmao maybe. I don't think they have a date yet but who knows. We mostly talked about the Knicks off-season signings. I'm sure I'll hear about the wedding when he tells me I need to get a tux
@TJ-fu5krАй бұрын
@@x_potato4081 I don't think they have a date yet but I assume I'm in it lol. We mostly talked about the Knicks post season run and outlook for next season (u know the important stuff). I guess I'll hear more about the wedding when he tells me I need a tux.
@boiling_snow_water_Ай бұрын
**sniffs** 🥲 beautiful.
@phoebusapollo8365Ай бұрын
Ong bro tell me u got invited 💀
@SakuraCrystalMoonАй бұрын
"Dude, hot girls are so hot" Pure literature right there
@hauntedhouse7827Ай бұрын
Shakespeare himself weeps at the thought of such prose!
@rainbomgАй бұрын
The pitiful little _I wish …my girlfriend was hot_ at the end while my guy is stewing in his own filth over here lookin like full ass
@IntegralKingАй бұрын
not the least eloquent thing I've heard on guy nights
@dabossman5838Ай бұрын
The walking in and sitting down with zero greeting is the most relatable part for me
@TyTimeIsAwesomeАй бұрын
Lol too real.
@kekeke4467Ай бұрын
Bro the greating was implied.
@nmoney000Ай бұрын
Fist bumps and head nods, that is the greeting
@2380knightАй бұрын
@@nmoney000sometimes just a murmur
@nunziocombattelli6311Ай бұрын
“Yeah she’s pregnant” “Oh so you hit that? Sick dude” 😂😂
@carlofrigerio3616Ай бұрын
Do girls really think we talk like that? I mean, I’m both offended and flattered
@yohinjsАй бұрын
No
@SnakeDude.Ай бұрын
Lmao unfortunately not, I usually envision more like the “reality” version but with a splash of the other variation, but depending on age, time, and the type of people sometimes I’ll think of some rowdy gathering involving lots of loud men uttering incomprehensible sports things at each other, but that’s me trying to be very stereotypical so
@FaerithmАй бұрын
No 😂
@chrisc7265Ай бұрын
I read this in gay voice
@Adonnus100Ай бұрын
@@SnakeDude. hey bro did u catch that game last night? yeah dude its was so cool when the guy went over the line with the ball in his arms, and i was like "whoooaaa how did he do that yo" broooooooo
@ChachaChapatiАй бұрын
There's also the not talking for years, yet picking up where you left off if you do, in fact, re-acquaint.
@oneoranotaАй бұрын
Those years really flew by !
@rainbomgАй бұрын
I’ve always considered this the mark of a true friend, and possibly how I was able to have so many lifelong healthy supportive friendships with guys bc I’m able to just pick right back up again. Women tend to secretly hate you the whole time you’re catching up and it doesn’t come out until she drinks 4/5 of the Riesling you brought and tells you that your art isn’t even _good_ anymore it’s like once you got lupus you just got super stuck up
@bombomosАй бұрын
For real
@misssassy5789Ай бұрын
A man recommending couple therapy is the most cap thing I’ve heard.
@JeffIsOnline99Ай бұрын
I am a man, and I recommend it to my friend last week. My wife's name is even Jessica, like in the video.
@AGoogleUser-im2xwАй бұрын
Amen men can't even emotion
@grealish2234Ай бұрын
@@JeffIsOnline99Really? Cause all I hear from men is that it's BS. Maybe following too much red pilled content myself
@JeffIsOnline99Ай бұрын
@@grealish2234 I found it to be helpful. It helped me to understand my wife and to feel more empathetic towards her. The counselor didn't give a ton of advice. He really just facilitated our conversation and gave us an environment to discuss things. To be fair, I already have a great relationship with my wife, and we were doing this to maintain our relationship, rather than to "fix" anything. But I'm glad we did because some things came up that really needed discussing.
@iwatchwithnoads7480Ай бұрын
@@grealish2234it is bs. You're suppose to be therapist for each other in marriage. Only go for couples therapy if you feel you need to save the marriage. Desperate times, desperate measures.
@QuinnWalsh10Ай бұрын
this is the most civilized ass conversation i’ve ever see 3 males have together.
@Bgrosz1Ай бұрын
That's what I was thinking. This is the PG version.
@rainbomgАй бұрын
Wasn’t it Heisenberg that said you can never actually observe something in its natural state bc just by the very act of observing something, you fundamentally alter it and contaminate the results
@mirzaahmed658920 күн бұрын
You mean the "reality" one?
@christhis9597Ай бұрын
100% accurate But i dont think women think we talk either
@mycollegeshirtАй бұрын
but they are suprised sometimes, they're like what do you talk about?
@sjappiyah4071Ай бұрын
Nah they do think that, hence why they get so frustrated when we don’t have the details from convos with our friends to share with them…
@ikon9046Ай бұрын
Trust me some of them do lol. I was telling a girl how me and my bro always hanged and talked. She was legit surprised asf asif I said the most bizarre thing😂
@thetower8553Ай бұрын
For all girls out there, the long stretches of silence are infact telepathic communication about the most profound stuff, but it only works with bros.
@lastmanstanding5423Ай бұрын
Look at this traitor spilling the beans!! The Council of Men will decide your punishment on our next meeting.
@comfiboldАй бұрын
FACT!
@rainbomgАй бұрын
Yeah that you made up on the spot bc y’all ain’t out here reading and learning stuff that’s profound you just think it is bc you’re baked out of your gourds 😅 no offense
@meni2410Ай бұрын
That's top secret my man, we gonna have to revoke your security clearance
@christophersmith8316Ай бұрын
or it means your sports team is getting hammered.
@Thatguyjo3773Ай бұрын
“Probably her fault” was spot on
@genestone4951Ай бұрын
About 10 minutes after a group of guys start talking, the topic will become the Roman Empire.
@rainday1539Ай бұрын
How come?
@ZacharyPackard0976Ай бұрын
@@rainday1539If ykyk if not it can not be explained 😢
@pewterschmidt23lord99Ай бұрын
or Stalingard or some shit
@adolfhipsteryolocaust344321 күн бұрын
Or the fighting prowes of various animals
@CanadianMonarchist19 күн бұрын
The Roman Empire is a fascinating subject.
@infjelphabasupporter8416Ай бұрын
As a girl, I've never imagined guys talk like that. However, this video has me thinking *they* think *we* talk like that and that's so hilarious to me.
@selohcinАй бұрын
That's because we men have repeatedly seen groups of women talking exactly like this. You DO talk like that, at least sometimes.
@infjelphabasupporter8416Ай бұрын
@@selohcinhonestly, fair enough.
@resir9807Ай бұрын
As a dude, my impression is that girls have a lot of these politically correct friendships. Not saying they're fake, I feel like they somehow genuinely care about photos and shit, but I've seen the same girls be completely unhinged in a good way when they really trust someone
@Wolberg143Ай бұрын
@@resir9807 This ^^ (am a girl, do get unhinged with trusted friends)
@zilun26 күн бұрын
@@selohcin Nah. They aren't this sweet. They whine about their boyfriends and husbands, or mock them. I'm often dragged by my girlfriends ( plural, but different times of my life ) to all women gatherings where I was the only guy there. I'm an introvert, so I just stay far, make myself invisible, and observe. That's what I observed.
@SidPilАй бұрын
A more accurate title would be: how girls talk with friends vs guys talk with friends
@Bgrosz1Ай бұрын
Or how girls wish we talked with friends.
@danielj3010Ай бұрын
"Bro, we were in the wedding."
@belgianfriedАй бұрын
oh so that was what the invite was?
@thevegimeatatarianАй бұрын
_😂_
@markaurelius61Ай бұрын
🤣
@leoinnit6551Ай бұрын
"filled with joy, now filled with a boy" wonderfull 😂😂
@livinglifeleonaАй бұрын
I can ask any question about my boyfriend's friends and his answer is "IDK, we don't talk about that." Girls tell each other almost everything!!!
@silverdale320717 күн бұрын
That's why men aren't dating anymore, you girls need to know some things are private.
@michaelanthony4750Ай бұрын
"There's nothing in the world that words can't solve." 😂
@markaurelius61Ай бұрын
Yeah! That was witty
@playdgАй бұрын
Or destroy.
@deep-friedbutter2028Ай бұрын
"Bro, we were *in the wedding*." Gold 😭😭😭
@0LLy796Ай бұрын
I'm pretty concerned if girls think we talk like that 😂
@Sandwich66133Ай бұрын
I didn't but kinda hoped like 50% similar...again i said hoped
@sampsonsampsonАй бұрын
I'm pretty concerned if they don't.
@mirzaahmed658920 күн бұрын
I think it's more a case of they wish we talked like that.
@spobpopicle921Ай бұрын
Zesty Tyler is the best 😂
@wagonwheel9499Ай бұрын
I missed my friend’s birthday by two weeks; sent him a text. It’s been a week and he hasn’t responded. We have been best friends for 7 years. Still are.
@alexer52Ай бұрын
Based
@JustAnotherLokiStanАй бұрын
Okay but I’m a woman and this is me with my friends. My best friend and I live across the world from each other and we’ll check in every few months and we pick up right where we left off. Same with my friends where I live now
@randomobserver8168Ай бұрын
Men text now?
@ShadowFire266Ай бұрын
i dont even know my friends bday and we have been friends for 12 yrs XD
@SeraphsWitnessАй бұрын
That's a huge fight if you're women. Lol
@DonnyTrent5533Ай бұрын
I've been trying to change this with my own friends but I knew it wasn't going well when one of my friends moms called me needing help with her car. She was like "Your buddy told me to call you if I needed help after he moved." This dude moved his ass to f**king Botswana and I ony found out because his mother's car needed new spark plugs!
@sugarnads25 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Yourequiremoreminerals25 күн бұрын
That's on brand, I don't tell people if I'm even moving, they just get a video call of me "suhh dude 😎"
@ShinigamiInuyasha777Ай бұрын
The most hilarious part is that all of them were invited, THEY WENT and forgot IT
@lastmanstanding5423Ай бұрын
yep.... that checks out
@reuvenpolonskiy2544Ай бұрын
They went because the bro was calling to come, it was no matter for them the reason. These are real friends who worth more then gold.
@dr.m6152Ай бұрын
Tyler always gets in character the best 😂😂💯
@deadlypandaghostАй бұрын
"I cannot wait to get cuffed." Well I have heard that one, it was just in a slightly different context.
@TheCriminalViolinАй бұрын
The minimal talking, and the just random entry and plopping down without so much as a word or fuck to give, and then leaving the same way is the most hilariously accurate part of this for me. Greetings when they do happen are either "Sup" and "hey" or they're weird insults as nicknames like a term of endearment haha. Don't see each other for months? Doesn't matter, the interaction never changes haha.
@lorenzomarchesi1471Ай бұрын
We all know there's that guy in every friends group that will set another timer, this one for 18 years and 9 months iykyk 💀
@@kr4547means in 18 years the baby will be 18 years old
@FiliusFidelisАй бұрын
So... they think we Gay AF?
@nwatson2773Ай бұрын
Nah, they got this wrong
@carmenl163Ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly! I thought they were going to call each other 'girlfriend' 😮
@AdamYJАй бұрын
More like they think guys communicate the way girls do. Like they think that’s the only way to communicate.
@denycastАй бұрын
I guess that should actually be "what guys assume that girls think how guys talk to each other😅"
@marcuskissinger3842Ай бұрын
I don’t think that’s even a well formed noun phrase tbh
@dr.m6152Ай бұрын
We don't think that's how they talk but you'll always make my day please always keep posting 😂❤️
@bluesbrother2383Ай бұрын
Not so sure about that
@aidanpendleton7366Ай бұрын
Nah it's pretty accurate
@rattankumar4973Ай бұрын
Alternate title: How girls talk vs how guys talk
@DarioKalen_KagenuiАй бұрын
1:57 "Bro we were IN the wedding." 😭😂 That killed me.
@SaSuffixАй бұрын
This isnt how woman talk this is how aunts talk at family gathering
@Cherrycreamsoda1Ай бұрын
Ikr?
@slampestАй бұрын
Aunts are also women?
@stan-qf3dkАй бұрын
@@slampestbut what is a woman
@slampestАй бұрын
@@stan-qf3dk a woman is a man with a wo- in front of it
@eastgajeel8535Ай бұрын
@@slampest You speak nothing but facts
@jimbeam4736Ай бұрын
"She´s always been filled with joy but now.................................................................................... she´s filled with a boy............." OMG, I love you guys!
@zoeolsson5683Ай бұрын
Men are very funny creatures. I love watching them. Endlessly amusing. They do the same stuff women do just in a man way. There were these two old blokes on mobility scooters crossing the road the other day .... And they way they crossed the intersection you could swap out the mobility scooters and replace with bmx bikes and they would be the same. They literally crossed the road the same way as two teen boys would. How they postured, how they looked around the assessing the traffic, how little they looked at each other but moved at the same time. One leading the other. Women cross the road differently less obvious scanning of the terrain, more looking to make sure everyone is together. More talking. Lol The road gets crossed but it's just a little deferent lol. 😂
@Undesirable.Ай бұрын
This feels more like a Trevor video than a content machine
@lockekosta901422 күн бұрын
The most accurate thing out of all of this is how little we talk about women vs how much they think we talk about them. XD
@stephanottawa7890Ай бұрын
That is quite accurate. Now that I am retired, I do not have to hear the women at work talking about how bad or inapte their husbands or boyfriends are. On a Monday morning they could go on for anywhere from 30 to 50 minutes. Of course, us men had nothing to say accept possibly a quick recap of the hockey game and usually that was later.
@erickolb8581Ай бұрын
That pretty much tells me who does the actual work and who doesn't. Not really surprising either...
@mechez774Ай бұрын
My male boss was a chatty kathy. Just spent the day walking around and talking crap about all his employees, and coworkers. He would have made a good podcaster or AM radio talk show host.
@SuedetussyАй бұрын
Omg, this is so accurate. I’ve heard rumors that men talk differently, when they’re among themselves, but as soon as a women is present, it’s like a switch and they talk the way we know them. I can verify the content of this video: My crush works in a supermarket, two times i overheard a conversation between him and his friend/colleague. First time, i stood in an aisle and heard his and his colleague’s voices from the aisle next to mine. They were chatting about normal stuff in exactly the same way as depicted in this video. Second time, i came into the same aisle as them, they were setting up products, crush saw me, his language changed. He said to his friend, „I thank you for your support by helping me out with these products.“ His friend unaware that a women was there, „How are you talking to me? I‘m gonna beat you up, man!“
@soffrenАй бұрын
Also, Ladies, the guys reality is pretty close to how most of us assumed you were until we see y'all hang out together. Y'all are insane.
@kellidinit3725Ай бұрын
As a woman, I’d dump a guy if I thought he talked like that. 😂😂😂 Also, I have lived with my man for over 15 years and I know how him and buddies talk. They gossip far more than I imagined men gossiping though. I know, because my man will not stop talking on speaker phone.
@Buzz.co1Ай бұрын
These feel like two extremes that should never happen as it ultimately would hurt both parties involved
@jerin7078Ай бұрын
You guys should do more colabs with Trevor 😂
@Baba_Yaga_123Ай бұрын
0:52 girls actually destroy each other’s relationships 😂
@SephCАй бұрын
"There's nothing in the world that words can't solve." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@shelbylover1359Ай бұрын
I think these women spent a little more time with gay guys than guys. Cuz those are the only guys I know that talk like this
@MazoncodmАй бұрын
Aren’t all Americans gay ?
@shelbylover1359Ай бұрын
@@Mazoncodm I’m not
@endlesswaffles6504Ай бұрын
@@Mazoncodm if we were, we'd run out of Americans pretty quickly.
@MazoncodmАй бұрын
@@endlesswaffles6504 ok then what is lgbt++++++ All the Americans I’ve met a gay or are confused on what their genders are What is happening over there ?
@MazoncodmАй бұрын
@@shelbylover1359 you look like you are
@zzzaaayyynnnАй бұрын
"there's nothing that words can't solve in this world" hahahahaha
@thunderwing2124Ай бұрын
I laughed when he said to the guy with the pictures, "Show me more!" 😂
@Non11037Ай бұрын
Alternate title : How some people think gays men interact between them
@catwoman3247Ай бұрын
As a woman I must say I don't think that way.
@robjdtvАй бұрын
They think we act 100% gay with the homies. They don't know 30% is the sweet spot if we have socks on. Otherwise it's 20%
@endlesswaffles6504Ай бұрын
It's only gay if you forget to say "no homo"
@jemoeder5347Ай бұрын
"It's made our love for each other... even deeper"
@margaretthemagnificentАй бұрын
My dad met weekly with guy friend for coffee. When he came back, my mom would ask, "How's his wife? How are the girls? How are they handling the upcoming wedding of their eldest daughter?" My dad would reply, "None of that came up." Every. Single. Week! My mom finally trained him to ask that stuff, but it jarred her that he didn't think to ask that on his own.
@Angelbean777Ай бұрын
Am female and never once thought guys/our boyfriends talk like the expectation/already know it’s like the reality lol but this was still funny. Tbh I prefer the reality of things 😂
@Suzanne-goes-CarnivoreАй бұрын
After a night out with his friends I used to ask my boyfriend "so tell me the juice" and there was nothing 😂
@Yourequiremoreminerals25 күн бұрын
As a girl who is one of the boys for decades now, can confirm this is what it's like when we chill. All my girls ask about the secret things we talk about and I usually have to respond with we barely talk at all and that's the point.
@user-ro2df6li8sАй бұрын
My wife always talks about how one of her friends didn't invite her to the wedding and she hated it. When my friends don't invite me to their wedding, I am just relieved.
@winterfromwisthollow23 күн бұрын
When I'm with my fiance's friends, it's really a mix of both
@herbert99326 күн бұрын
Siri, set timer for 9 months 🤣💀
@syedhasan4572Ай бұрын
I don't think girls think we talk like that. This is more in line with "if guys talked like girls" vibe.
@ZPS51491Ай бұрын
It's truly somewhere in between.
@elizabethmacpherson0989Ай бұрын
As a woman, I’ve always assumed the majority of male interactions are drinking, smoking, talking shit and calling each other gay 😆
@frankmor9667Ай бұрын
They forgot the yelling at the tv
@lurateghАй бұрын
The reality shown here is actually what I've always envisioned as the stereotype of guys talking with friends. I definitely have NEVER thought that guys talk the other way shown here. I actually thought this sketch was gonna be the complete opposite where the imagined version was gonna be filled with bro-ness and the reality was gonna be them having deeper conversations than we assumed.
@somerandomguyinyt17724 күн бұрын
And even still, those 2 mf are the ones that you would trust with your soul
@agmandzsitvatoroki3772Ай бұрын
Women don't think men talk like this (it's just a joke). But women think (or hope) that men do care, and men actually don't care.
@chaitalydas7363Ай бұрын
Nope i dont think girls think guys talk like that . I am a girl and all my life i imagined boys to act the opposite more like the three on the couch .
@NaN-wx9ssАй бұрын
I don't think most girls think this? Or that that's what a normal conversation looks like tbh. The last time I went to see my friend- I walked into her room, heard her singing in the attatched bathroom and asked if she had explosive diarrhea (for unrelated reasons). I also don't think that guys don't have conversations because all the guys around me definitely have long conversations with their friends. Ultimately I think this is just an overblown stereotype.
@mohammeda.al-eissa3657Ай бұрын
"I was hoping to hear about that trip, thank you"
@dr.m6152Ай бұрын
This would've been cap but I know a group of guys (was a part of) who talk exactly like this. Never meet without their wives, wish each other on their anniversary and shit. Yeah.
@BradyTrippe-o6tАй бұрын
The crossover we never knew we needed
@edwardduarte7393Ай бұрын
when you said pelican hills and Runyon I laughed out loud.
No one thinks men talk like this…. This is ridiculous 😂
@mihai8595Ай бұрын
said a woman.. :))
@forgotmyaccountАй бұрын
My wife everytime I come home after hanging out with my best mate: "So, how is Jennifer and the kids?" Me: "Uhh.... idk"
@IvoryColonizerАй бұрын
Reality talk: after work tired as f
@pedrocortes1Ай бұрын
Let me fix this for ya... The parts where it says "how girls think men talk" should say "how girls WISH men would talk" and the parts where it says "reality", well yeah, that should really just say "reality" lol
@kaz924225 күн бұрын
So you wish guys to be gays?
@kimmypossible6717Ай бұрын
Tbh all the in between parts is how I imagine dudes hanging out. 😂
@tinaperez7393Ай бұрын
I'm female and I don't nor can I stand anyone who talks or acts like this. It's some girls but not all. Don't like it then just get different girls. They do exist. And guys too - they're not all THIS catatonic (although certain guys do just want to be like this watching sports and hanging out and that's fine as long as that's not all they so with their time). Extremes can be funny tho but everyone uses these stereotypes. Trey Kennedy's female impersonations all talk like this too.
@nathalytoledo6323Ай бұрын
I actually thought they talk like in reality, you know, never ending the sentence and/or conversation before getting into another one type, and I was right.
@kyodanteАй бұрын
Why is this so accurate.
@aaryanveerlodhi8076Ай бұрын
Alternate title: If guys talked like girls versus reality
@CanadianMonarchist19 күн бұрын
When my best friend and his wife had their baby, my mother asked, “What were his height and weight?” I said, “I didn’t ask James, and James didn’t think to tell me.” 😂
@vedantjain7766Ай бұрын
In case someone is wondering why the Content Machine guys left in the end, I think it's that Trevor's character turned up the volume so he could fart, and the CM guys just took the fart and the increased volume as their exit cue. Just a theory.
@mitchjohnson4714Ай бұрын
I had like a three-hour conversation with one of my good friends, who I lived with, and my gf later asked if he was dating anybody. I was seriously about to say "How the heck should I know?"
@shreyashmisra9520Ай бұрын
"bro hot girls are so hot." so true
@latetoiАй бұрын
They probably cut the other half of the fist bump at the end out of view cuz the dad to be was dying of laughter
@silent_memezАй бұрын
I'm shocked they didn't do a scene for reality with three of them just saying "bro" 😂
@tubejuansoАй бұрын
Best one in a long time guys
@victorquinones3086Ай бұрын
They do expect us to talk like this. Keep the good work fellas!!!
@HarleyKitaАй бұрын
"Siri set timer for 9 months" I'm sure that wasn't the most efficient way to set that reminder.
@theofficialmonarch26 күн бұрын
Why do the men in the imaginary scenario look so stylish lol
@reuvenpolonskiy2544Ай бұрын
They went to the weeding because the bro was calling to come, it was no matter for them the reason. These are real friends who worth more then gold.
@nwj03aАй бұрын
My best friend lives 3 states away from me, we text about every other month, we talk almost never. He’s still like a brother to me, words are unnecessary.
@theoriginalkrabbypattyАй бұрын
Girl: What did you guys talk about? Guy: Nothing. Girl: Nothing? Guy: Nothing. Girl: You were there for 8 hours? Guy: Yeah.
@Emil-ej5ofАй бұрын
”Hot girls are so hot”. This bro is on to something!
@subaruford3344Ай бұрын
“Dude hot girls are so hot” Shakespeare right here