DayZ Revisited

[@direweeb]

I like how that guy realized that he's dealing with Daniel and his response was to immediately run away. He knew that anywhere else would be safer.

[@chinesemassproduction]

Wisest DayZ player

[@trip18]

I’ve always decided that if I ever ran into Daniel, I would just say “calm down ok?”

[@Quzga]

The calmer the person you come across in Dayz is, the more psycho they really are. You can't trust the friendly fellas

[@Drorinus]

Settle down, ok?

[@sashaspano588]

@@Quzga actually you can't trust the french.

[@SevereCake]

"How do you forget a one-liner?" "Mmm...Xanax"

[@barial1]

haha you watched the vid too??

[@kukuV.3]

Peak 2024 humor

[@Rasta796]

Wellp pretty sdure not a single sober, or mentaly stable person plays dayz in 2k24

[@sofou4683]

@@barial1 People like sharing their favorite moments. Get over it.

[@SafetyKitten]

​@@barial1I've always been confused by these comments because it's like you walk out of a comedy show with a friend and they say "oh, joke was so funny!" and you go "Oh, you saw the show too?" Tl;dr needless idiocy

[@weetbix4497]

The skibidi rizzmas part felt like you were all stuck in some demonic horror house

[@drewskis86]

a fever dream

[@blockhead391]

like one with a wild ride?

[@Adventurerer]

that guy made me realize zoomers act like that because they know the only thing they will inherit from the older generations is war and a dying earth

[@Naltddesha]

He was tho. That was horrific.

[@brockashsfrund]

The rizzmas part was like hell irl lmao

[@zacseymore1611]

its the best part

[@tuckinthemuffin1906]

Shitposting irl lmao

[@Alec_Reaper]

Imagine you're just struggling to survive in the wild and some just just runs into your camp singing rizzmas

[@jackiechan3599]

That shit made me die 😂😂😂😂

[@fallis07]

that was the funniest shit ever man lol

[@MakoTheFrog]

that "watch out" joke is actually elite.

[@exluvrx]

mm xanax

[@joshuashackleford739]

Shoutout to the guy that recognized him and didn't ruin the scheme

[@MrJinxmaster1]

Shoulda kept his cool more, all you gotta do is not hit your ptt until you calm down a bit and think. Then you discretely signal you know in a way that won't risk exposing them to let them know you're on their side.

[@mewkatlol]

@@MrJinxmaster1 yes impart your rat wisdom on the yootoob goys

[@Daltoniss]

@@MrJinxmaster1 You hit 'em with the 'Settle down, okay?' in a false attempt to deescalate the situation and immediately introduce yourself as a hidden agent of chaos to Daniel

[@cute_smol_kat]

@@MrJinxmaster1 you sound like a geek

[@countseppuku1775]

The guy at 7:26 wanted to laugh lol

[@user-ww8nz5oo2l]

I was gonna throw the watch and say "watch out" lmfao

[@Quzga]

hmmm xanax 🤤

[@maxuabo]

Watch deployed

[@Bobio]

1 minute in and I'm already dead. How does Daniel just naturally attract these legends?

[@m0cean]

I peed a little

[@Quzga]

@@Bobio My friends always say that I have an Autism Magnet IRL, maybe this is what Daniel has but for online games lol

[@Tyler2k]

"Are you sharing schizophrenia too?" I'm dead, lol

[@maxuabo]

You guys are buddies in a lot of things

[@TDGCmote]

they had monopoly Clue type lines

[@MyMomSaysImKeen]

Daniel is the closest thing to a father I've ever had

[@thedog7494]

that's sad

[@Rin-bi1st]

​@@thedog7494yeah dude that's hella sad like for real. I heard a guy say Stone Cold Steve Austin was his father figure. It was not nearly as sad as this shit.

[@naimahmed3720]

*hello?*

[@spartanz2612]

Settle down, okay?

[@GoingNorthObv]

He'll probably be pleased to meet you. It's going to be very new for him though, so expect aggressive niceness.

[@ARMASOG]

"aye are you fockin dizzy cuzz you fockin done blud i'mma kweff you cuz" (in british accent) *yelps loudly and collapses*

[@jazzr2843]

[@heavyhorsepower6002]

Best part😂

[@TheDefaultless]

“Ok daddy I’m coming up” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WeebRemover4500]

he will never fathom what godly status he was just annointed when Daniel called him daddy, im sure even daniels father never acquired that glory himself either. Daniel is THE father of all

[@TheDefaultless]

@@WeebRemover4500 settle down ok?

[@TDGCmote]

hey what's up daddy

[@Shamino1]

5:13 out of all the years of deviousness and map making and multi-months-prep-work you've done for so many gags, this is by far the best gag you've done in the last 4 years.

[@simonfeakes]

The guy from 2:34 onwards is the funniest thing i've ever seen in dayz, he switches through 3 different accents flawlessly, and where he goes to knife the guy in full london gangsta voice and gets knocked the fuck out, fuck me that was so funny, his scream as he dies, from so incredibly confident in himself to AAUAUGH

[@lazyicon278]

100%, wonder who he is

[@williezer0]

wow i didnt even realize he was the same person til i read this comment, i thought it was 3 different people lmao thats impressive

[@LolLordy]

Absolutely fucking creased me, he completely committed, just full sent his death scream, what a legend

[@jazzr2843]

Thank you ever so much!

[@simonfeakes]

@@jazzr2843 people like you are the only reason this game is fun at all lmao, also amazing accent skills, i don't even know which one is closest to your real voice

[@ronaldmcdaddy4118]

i think he's got a broom thats on fire

[@Chreeeis]

8:56 THE TRAGIC EFFECTS OF FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME

[@Necromantra]

7 baby gronks

[@valiantthor93]

Greta Thunberg

[@S1N1CAL]

FIIIIIIIIVVVEEE GRIIIIIMACCCEEEE SHAAAAAKKKEEESSSSS

[@speedfastman]

​@@valiantthor93 We all know Greta loves baby gronk.

[@IAmKillEveryone]

someone won't be getting anything for rizzmas

[@TheAxeGrinder]

"Is that your friend back there?" Holy shit I'm dying.

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

Neat Mercyful Fate avatar

[@0xC47P1C3]

Using the glitchy effect as a censor is pretty clever

[@romktch17]

2 dnsl videos in the same week 😱

[@tomcruiiseship9461]

Hey calm down alright

[@christianmedina6343]

Truly blessed

[@pacolopez9577]

settle down

[@maxuabo]

Erm what the sigma?

[@ryv2484]

@@maxuabo👎🏻

[@myy297]

Thanks for the upload, ok?

[@seethingg]

Pleased to meet you.

[@IncelFan]

you're welcome

[@christianmedina6343]

I'm new to the game

[@blue11471]

Hey, settle down, ok?

[@weetbix4497]

Hello?

[@KUWAITGRIPSVEVO]

9:00 when billionaires upload their brains to computer heaven to gain immortality hackers will instead trap them here at x1000 simulation speed. Bezos junior will experience lifetimes of day z voice chat as punishment for his hubris

[@kittydaddy2023]

yeah, exactly. Being on the internet for 20 years has proven to me it's better to die.

[@Quzga]

This is the future zuckerbezos wants

[@HyltonE]

Black Mirror ftw

[@Cookieofdoom]

​@@HyltonEImagine skibi toilet, Uganda knuckles and all other lame memes constantly screaming inside your head for 1000 of years,and you will never go deaf.

[@Danger-ws4zf]

"I know who you fucking are" *starts running away* He really did know who daniel was.

[@diet_dr.demoncore]

"I've been thinking about killing you" after just meeting the dude is perfect

[@StepSoftlyGhost]

This is like a fucking fever dream.

[@InnerCityX]

What?

[@unclebasil3489]

Settle down, mn'allright?

[@DamnMarcus]

THE CONDEMNED CUT SCENES I LOVE YOU DANIEL 😭😭😭😭

[@ARMASOG]

bro had me thinkin it was a dayz zombie mod for a second.

[@DamnMarcus]

@@ARMASOG I thought the same the first time I saw it but the second I was like oh wow condemned I'm surprised daniel knows it condemned is very underrated

[@Kelvostrass]

Daniel: **JUMPS OFF BUILDING** "Hahaha"

[@HunterQQQ15]

8:49 what an actual fucking brainrot

[@efijas]

9:57

[@DankyKang96]

He deserves unalive

[@fe3613]

He was hilarious. Created a whole vibe

[@DankyKang96]

@@fe3613 do you know what hilarious means?

[@Quzga]

Listening to this made me feel like a 1950's housewife being fed high doses of LSD in a dimly lit kitchen while being forced to listen to "mindcontrol" music.

[@joellachmann1529]

"12 Walter Whites"- Skibidi guy

[@stillious]

"You sound a bit dodgy to me" - Random Scally on the Internet

[@Aone339]

man Daniel in Dayz gives me straight flashbacks when life was good

[@koti12000]

"I know Manchester... that's where they do the stabbings" had me dying

[@stinks4612]

And the fact he said winnipeg🤣 some canadian city lmao

[@PackedJungle]

Seeing this before it hits 1080p

[@JimMilton-ej6zi]

I'm the 301st viewer

[@utrak]

Well given the current inflation it'll be any second now

[@Combonym]

listen. please do more of these. this is YOUR game. No one forgetts the OG Clip of you Axing all those guys on the rode. Funniest stuf ever !

[@roboman2444]

"i'm going to kill you" "what the rizz? No" "no?" "no" "oh ok"

[@drmntpibb]

[@TannuWannu]

yeah, no

[@nobodyImportantl0l0l]

i think we watched the same video wtf?

[@neubtuber]

The highly empathic serial killer

[@trunk_slamchest]

GOT DAT 2016 DNSL VIBE

[@nothere413]

"Name a place in England" "Winnipeg" No idea why, but this sent me into orbit.

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

When the days bring nothing new And the sound of laughter makes you sick and snide You know you’ve got You've got THE N-

[@nothere413]

@@drinkinouttacups2665 Damn, is this what you think comedy is?

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

@@nothere413 why are you gay?

[@Gizzardx0]

@@drinkinouttacups2665 ha ha ha ha you're so funny

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

@@Gizzardx0 how is your relationship with your biological father

[@EveryBeardHasAStory]

"Sorry? :)" "Where you goin lil buddy :)" LMFAO

[@Trusty_Patches]

The brainrot kid surviving for a full minute then taking some guy out was peak

[@yochill6266]

i got a broom thats on fire

[@DamnMarcus]

*cut scene to a random condemned fight*

[@bob13513]

pleased to meet you

[@onbrete]

LONDON

[@RaTcHeT302]

YOU DONT HAVE TO GO UP THERE

[@sayrex1998]

9:25 Bro is a South Park Character

[@nuutine]

🤣🤣

[@joefraser9636]

Thanks!

[@ChristianMGOxd]

2:52 I think this is one of the funniest deaths I've seen

[@nickb1762]

He died like a dog

[@oof3821]

Dnsl had a 2 month nap, now hes awake

[@temshop5757]

daniel is either american and british depending on who hes trolling

[@eggg505]

Thanks

[@JunoWhom]

You wouldn't believe how quickly I clicked on this vid. The thumbnail and the title were absolutely enticing, I simply had no choice. Mother of god did it feel good.

[@1silversword]

yes bring back the Dayz of farmer john and a game of poisons, best vids you ever made

[@chanter3978]

“Is that your friend back there?” Oldest trick in the book

[@RoyMcRoyerson]

lol 2:54 "we're friends now right?" the way she tilts her head to the side then attacks

[@tracked48]

rizzmass guy had me crying. maybe I have brainrot.

[@jazzr2843]

Was fun meeting you, I was the mad brit/Russian !

[@mellusse]

Only daniel could find eric cartman singing skibidi rizzmas in dayz

[@JeriDro]

7:27 "There's a guy with a gun!" *Throws wild punches at guy's head from behind*

[@cute_smol_kat]

the flashes of condemned gameplay lmao

[@DanChickHolla]

Live your life in way that whenever anyone recognizes you they immediately flee into the apocalyptic landscape

[@cslantz4020]

8:52 didnt realize there was a new god being worshipped "Skibidi"

[@LowryYT]

Im convinced daniels escaped from twin peaks

[@dbo2318]

5:12 is that your friend back there im DEAD BRO hahahahah

[@metaph0xr]

Daniels on DayZ in 2024 is the gift that keeps on giving, please do an episode when the new expansion releases lmfao

[@or6060]

8:08 cheesehead daniel

[@biffchinup2916]

I lost my cheeseginity in Kenosha, Wisconsin

[@or6060]

@@biffchinup2916 i saw that video too and need that shirt to be real

[@PoliticalDisaster]

"Hey is that your friend over there" slowly turns around

[@RyeBreadGangster]

"I'm from England"

[@redhel]

"I'm from America"

[@kaza5608]

You know what's going to happen when you hear that in a dnsl video. Fortunately that guy was chill and didn't take the rage bait lol

[@saml1939]

stop clicking the box, daniel

[@wealthybone2990]

Damn two Daniel videos in the same week? It's like a full moon but nice to see Daniel play DayZ I really enjoy people like Daniel or Stimpee playing them lol.

[@formerlymax]

"How do you forget a one-liner?" "Mm... Xanax" That tracks. Lmao

[@Red2fgdgdf]

Thought this was a stimpee video with that thumbnail, pleasantly suprised to find out it was daniel

[@calvin6786]

stimpee has copied daniels content for years lmfao

[@Junya01]

Ahh yes, cuz Daniel owns the copyright for video game trolling ofc ofc ​@@calvin6786

[@C4rps]

10:30 the way Daniel said "I'm new to the game" 😆

[@Frejesal]

The unshakably confident chuckle as you leap off the building to your death absolutely DESTROYED me. Daniel is my favorite gamer content channel of all time.

[@MrLouisbaseball]

WISCONSIN MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@aleksgold7540]

bro im only 3 mins in and already I can safely say that this video is one of ur best ones LMAO

[@HappyCaffeine]

The guy singing lmao

[@oswaldomayberry9260]

“I was gonna throw the watch and say watch out but I forgot”

[@MrHorkster]

The Boss from Smiling Friends singing the 12 days of Christmas.

[@rexfinn]

"is that your friend back there?" *turns around* (instant betrayal)

[@xamuelseven9780]

Pleased to meet you, okay?

[@nickb1762]

Imagine hearing that in a game you’re playing.. absolutely chilling

[@MurderMarket_OSRS]

Finally you are bringing the content back to yt!! would love to see SL, rust, gmod etc

[@Quzga]

That broom is on fiiiiiiire! 🔥

[@Jerrrmainer]

Daniel is the reason I started playing DayZ. Welcome back Daniel

[@ZeranZeran]

"mmm.. xanax"

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

im gay

[@ZeranZeran]

@@drinkinouttacups2665 Welcome to MULLEN'S GAY BAR _Bow bow, bow bow bow_

[@BiggRigg6]

"I was gonna throw a watch and yell 'watch out!'" 🤣

[@ARMASOG]

chris chan decided to show up singing the rizzmas song

[@BaronvonMoorland]

The struggle between the people and the hatred amongst them is being nurtured by very specific parties. It is a small, rootless, international clique that is turning the people against each other, that does not want them to have peace.

[@rinkashikachi]

what are these obscure movie scenes

[@DownRodeo23]

The torch guys are from the game Condemned: Criminal Origins and I’m assuming the movie is Green Inferno.

[@SignalLost730]

"YAEZ! YAEZ! LIKE TRIBAL MEN!" Lmao

[@ssmelllyboi6589]

I love this absolutely re-used content, thank you again Daniel.

[@IncelFan]

you're welcome

[@ssmelllyboi6589]

@@IncelFan pleasers saw mine

[@sevonfif5456]

I don't want to die without more Daniel. Two recent uploads. Love you, ok?

[@davebeat]

9:00 ChrisChan plays DayZ?

[@luckyjalyt]

It really does sound like chris chan playing with his toys

[@dutchmisfit]

"hey is that your friend back there?" *bang* That shit had me dead man LOOOL

[@nightcore..]

"winniepeg" 😭😭😭😭

[@joshhickson7551]

Finally another dayz video. I love these

[@Sholuhu]

And a Kai cenat getting sturdddyy

[@JacobSmythYT]

“That’s a country, not a place” “Uhhh”

[@yeetyeet7070]

"is that your friend back there?"

[@SuperSledgePsycho]

ARE YOU DIZZY BLUD!? That sent me back like 15 - 20 years lmao, turning DayZ into a day out in Peckham.

[@baybora95]

what is the guy at 08:50 singing lol

[@zelmask]

glad to see u back on dayz

[@12margus]

7 baby gronks

[@ponerbills]

nah 2 DNSL uploads in a week is what’s crazy (in the best way possible)

[@tommot816]

"Are you guys sharing schizophrenia too?"

[@dag_gamercave]

"How do you forget a one liner?" "Mmmh... *Xanax.* "

[@fastpotato7859]

55 seconds no views fell off since he started boycotting magic

[@LazyPrisoner]

extra effort on the edits, im liking it