Daz Watches The Worst Of Humanity

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Welcome to Daz Games! Here you’ll find all my Try Not To Laugh Challenge, Sketches and Reaction videos where you’ll enjoy my responses to videos from “LIFE HACKS THAT MAKE NO SENSE” and everything else on the internet you could think of. I like to do commentary walkthroughs and playthroughs of games like The Sims, ARK, GTA V, Minecraft, Horror Games and many others. New gaming videos will be posted five to six times a week. Be sure to Subscribe to never miss one!

[@tns.loverr7585]

daz trying so hard to avoid getting CANCELLED by the swifties absolutely killed me😭😭 edit: I’ve started a war in the replies💀

[@askew9976]

I miss Linda.

[@jbucktheman]

@@askew9976she’s on holiday

[@PridelessChickz]

😂😂😂God bless you in the name of Jesus Christ, who is the name above all names & the only way to Heaven❤

[@The_SafeKeeper]

Can't blame him as Swifties are bloody nuts. Don't know how someone so mediocre has managed to amass such a dangerously dedicated fanbase.

[@-coolnamepending-9100]

@@The_SafeKeeperRIGHT !!!

[@Ironvaliant_]

I like how Daz criticised what Jojo was saying in the clip rather than reacting to the meme lmao

[@CooperCross]

Same 😂😂😂

[@stupidandiknowit895]

Average based daz rant

[@scrubiestscrub4975]

Either way, he's not wrong lol

[@Olivia-pm8kj]

this could be mean or nice

[@Olivia-pm8kj]

@@stupidandiknowit895this could b hate or not n mean smth nice

[@Lensey28]

The camera losing focus was equivalent to all the Swifties eyes twitching

[@braidynhumby7536]

1 like = 1 happy 18th birthday 🎂

[@bellachoudhury1427]

Hbd 🎂 🥳

[@bakibaki2547]

Late but Happy Birthday :))

[@andreablair5295]

Happy late birthday! 😂🥳

[@user-xq6bj6hb4q]

Oh gosh, happy late bday🎉🎉🎉

[@lizzey5567]

Happy🎉 birthday 🎂

[@JamesMorris-kw2ox]

"there is a small chance your watching this Rishi Sunak. If you are.. fuck you!" The most relatable quote ever😂

[@lil-muc]

😂

[@HighYuh]

💀

[@alexjw2k4]

As a Brit, I share Daz's feelings toward that *****.

[@rhyslloyd9904]

We need more supernanny, worlds strictest parents, anything to do with gordon ramsey

[@HaliaStone]

I’d love to see him react to the US version of Kitchen Nightmares. It’d be like having two Gordon’s xD

[@askew9976]

I enjoyed the pageant moms. I’d be glad to know those competitions are no longer around, but his reactions were the best!

[@gachaandrea470]

More pagents aswell

[@Lucidlsseax]

18:32 I looked around and it’s fake. Some person on Instagram posted it saying (NO WAY is this real?? A kid’s Ouija board)

[@oop6390]

Super nanny actually had a cannibalism incident.. the nanny of the show had a raid or something and her apartment had traces of cannibalism

[@xdatdemon_thox3521]

At 15:00 the girl was commissioned by the parent to do the art work as a memorial to the child. They liked space and the ocean so she combined it

[@CL0WNP4RTY]

Yeah, I thought Daz's reaction to it was kind of insensitive. I agree with the videos comments, some people leave their loved ones ashes to rot on a shelf for eternity. I want to be naturally buried, no embalming or stone coffins, but if my family disobeyed my wishes and cremated me I'd rather be turned into a pretty painting than sit on a shelf, rotting.

[@forresttowns4995]

I can imagine in that shark clip Attenborough just deciding he doesn't care anymore and being like "Yes, the shark is a...what the f&ck?" That would be so funny.

[@charlielevick]

14:23 Daz: why are they so gothic Me: WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE

[@ArizonaAngelEyes]

Because they're so Gothic.

[@Chester_mc_Lester]

​@@ArizonaAngelEyesAnd for what😿😿😿

[@mjt1517]

Only the super rich would bother with prissy grape eating etiquette. And so you price accordingly.

[@slychance9490]

Lol I read this as the scene was playing

[@NerdAdventurer85]

Why are they so pointless? 😂

[@purplestareyes]

5:13 the camera focusing again was the Swifties focusing their eyes on their prey. Run Daz😂

[@user-mv3cz8sb8h]

i was acc staring into his soul then he said that 🤣

[@Avaxstromboli]

9:18 it’s 3 am and I can’t stfu 😭

[@Obanai-ji5nc]

😂

[@Klaudia.nikkie]

remember when daz used to record videos in his closet? 😂❤ When are we getting cooking simulator videos 😭😭😭😭😭

[@lillian7935]

POV: you were meant to revise for your GCSE literature exam on Monday ... BUT DAZ UPLOADED!!!!!!! Edit: wow guys, 1000 likes?! Haha am I that relatable 💀?

[@norrie2460]

I did it three years ago, good luck my guy

[@fudgsion2144]

Literally, I was doing A Christmas Carol and Macbeth and then this popped up so I was like, "eff this".

[@cronchyblond]

I was gonna start studying for my exam tomorrow 😭

[@BTS-fi9go]

SAME, GL TO YOU

[@Jamie_Aviation]

SO REAL

[@milly4556]

16:41 17:28 Daz, saying what the whole of the UK thinks 😂😂 👏

[@datcheesecakeboi6745]

no hes not, if you think sunak is the worse pm ever because he is rich and doesnt know what its like to be poor then uh... you shouldnt be able to vote please name 1 politician running for pm who does know what its like to be poor

[@ashash1338]

​@@datcheesecakeboi6745you're that one person who doesn't agree

[@datcheesecakeboi6745]

@@ashash1338 those 2 likes on my comment say otherwise also worse ever ? in the history of mankind? all because he is rich? what about thatcher? or stalin? or hitlar? all these people are worse then sunak, hell liz truss was a worse pm you people shouldnt be able to vote if your memory is that bad

[@victorconway444]

What I read about Liz Truss and her plans for the UK sounded like the worst to me. Spared only by how mercifully short her time in office was.

[@milly4556]

@@datcheesecakeboi6745 he voted against (as did many other tories) CHILDREN having free school meals during a pandemic. Something that is a necessity and a human right for everyone including children. Let that sink in 🥰

[@richardcollins704]

"Before you touch that Grape, Smell my arse" 🤣🤣🤣

[@SylviannaBerk]

"You can't copyright growing up" "you literally went from pink to green" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Skz.747]

Anytime he yells in that high pitched angry annoyed voice it cracks me up 😂😂😂 like the "shut up!!" Made me laugh so hard 😂

[@tinychangbin]

im sorry did i just find a STAY in a daz games comment section

[@Skz.747]

@tinychangbin yes ❤️ I see you are too

[@sophielovesskz]

i know what you are

[@Skz.747]

@sophielovesskz hello fellow stay ❤️❤️❤️

[@sophielovesskz]

@@Skz.747 hi stayy

[@kiarasimone123]

That “SHUT UP” was PERSONAL😂

[@ubitialcosmos]

Honestly Daz shitting on the beach + galaxy painting with the ashes was sad :( The painting actually turned out beautifully (seen the reel before) and I think it's an awesome way to remember someone. Not just an urn on your table that you forget about, they get turned into a gorgeous painting, and the person who passed away loved beaches and starry skies, which is why the artist mixed them

[@nvmkabosu]

i agree. i think that if the person grieving wanted that for their passed daughter, and thats the way they wanted to remember her, its a beautiful way to represent what she liked (the beach and the galaxy) made me quite disappointed when he was trying to be funny by saying "just remember them!" bereavement is so difficult to live with and everyone has ways to help with it, came to the comments to see if anyone thought the same, made me sad too. people keep ashes in urns, lockets etc, in my opinion this is no different and i personally think it was really touching.

[@lucindao4290]

it's the same with the cats ashes in the baby doll, I love that creator and she's explained why she has it so many times. The cats ashes are in the doll so she can cuddle it or whatever, people grieve differently.

[@DrivenAgony]

shitting on the beach?

[@lucindao4290]

@@DrivenAgony shitting on the beach and galaxy painting. not literally shitting, just saying how much he hates it

[@user-sw3gt7qh9f]

9:33 MR GOOFY

[@meghan_shew3360]

The cremated remains one I actually like. It's something nicer than just hiding them in a jar. There's lots of artists that do cool things. Like glass art, figurine art, paintings 💕

[@FoxXDragonfly]

I saw the finished result. It was absolutely gorgeous. People already get tattoos from their loved one's ashes, or jewellery. A resin/epoxy painting seems a good way for people to mourn. Not for me though.

[@wildsilverfox3149]

I don’t particularly agree with the art thing on that clip but I do like the idea of having the ashes turned into jewellery of sorts, I think that’s more of a lovely memory to keep

[@Kazza_8240]

​​@@wildsilverfox3149 I have some of my dad's ashes in a pendant, my sister got them for all us siblings and my mum, and it honestly is comforting, I feel more comfort and connection by wearing that pendant then I do visiting his grave to be honest.

[@epic_toon]

19:32 "SOUNDS LIKE GOOFY DROPPED A DISS TRACK" HELPP I CANT UNHEAR IT NOW 😭😭😭

[@dean_the_jedi]

16:47 Liked just for this 👍

[@annikin83]

The Noorani Sisters @ 18:34...I was just as shocked when I first watched it, and I'm the same colour

[@HaansEdits]

That ‘SHUT UP’ came out of no where 😂😂

[@Josephiine777]

"Was that a manslaughter on tape?" HAHAHAH LMAOO

[@simmang18]

man glad i watched this video, been down lately after my mom passed away a few weeks ago and been trying to save her home and other belongings but its been really hard we are barely surviving always low on money and food but we are hanging in there and i actually got to laugh from this video thank you so much Daz for taking the time for everyone to cheer us up.

[@user-ff2og2fx3y]

18:32-19:13 I’ve rewatched this part like 50 times. I need more of this woman💀💀💀💀

[@TheR1z]

Noorani sisters.

[@xMel0dy._]

“HOOOGH HOOGH HOOOGH HOOOOGH HOOOGH” AND DAZ LAUGHING MADE ME GIGGLE SO MUCH 9:28

[@Bmw_fs09]

i had to PAUSE the video omg 😭

[@paigehankin3295]

the rishi sunak bit got me howling bro

[@xplr_ghosthunting]

fr same 😂

[@carljohnston7527]

I hadn't realized how much Rishi is loved by all!😂😂😂😂😂

[@saltyblade9489]

17:00 Daz's been cooking this side rant for ages

[@zackmartin4595]

The women hitting the teddy bear and screaming took me out 😂😂😂😂 omg

[@mollystanfield3775]

Me to! My biggest fear

[@june_joan]

15:05 I saw this on TikTok! I really loved it and thought it was really sweet, I really don't get the problem, it's all up to the grieving person. Was even thinking of doing it myself.

[@Natatattatification]

Same. If you watch the whole video she addresses the questions concerns. She does it very respectfully ❤

[@crossanddream2]

Agreed! I don't see what's wrong, it's a beautiful painting that has something very sentimental within it to be preserved

[@GizmoGlue]

Yeah same here. I feel like if he watched the full video he'd understand a bit more. It was a beautiful painting

[@scrubiestscrub4975]

It's probably because it's such an extreme for what is traditionally done. I, personally can't wrap my head around it, but I wouldn't out or disrespect someone who wanted that done to their ashes.

[@rachaelsix1774]

12:32 I love hearing Daz talk about his fiancé it makes me so happy to hear he’s happy

[@anitavuong8235]

I NEED the source for 9:15 😭😭😭 I can’t stop laughing helppppp edit: fck I meant 19:15 but bdjskxjsjd

[@ThePatrick2385]

I'll just seat here and wait for the source.

[@FairyLadyQuelaag]

Painting with human remains is actually considered to be super respectful and an act of love. I say this as an artist(I don't paint with remains, I'm full on digital.) It makes the commissioner very happy and brings them a great sense of comfort, especially when the painting involves something that the lost one loved. They only use a little bit of remains. Is it weird..... yes.

[@megancgames]

I agree i think its a beautiful practice ❤

[@Ccheeseccakess]

I would be happy to be remembered through art I think it’s beautiful idk why people find it so strange? People carry ashes in lockets why is art so weird in comparison

[@FairyLadyQuelaag]

@@Ccheeseccakess I could have phrased it better but only some of it's weird. Really it depends on what is being painted. A beach scene is great. I hang around with a lot of artist who've been commissioned some fairly inappropriate stuff in honor of someone. I think every artist has some form of story where someone has tried to commission something that wasn't appropriate. Especially if it's something to honor another person.

[@Tatertottt]

Humans have always been weird about what makes us feel better when a loved one passes away. In the Victorian era, people used to LITERALLY take family pictures with their dead family member. It's really freaky because they take it like the deceased one is alive still, but you can just tell which one's dead. Compared to THAT, using their ashes for art is beautiful 😭, which I think anyway, but it puts it into perspective

[@Chaiirrlos]

Sounds psychopathic

[@desbanana]

Anyone else have been on a Daz video streak? I've been watching nothing but Daz for weeks now, and I'm not getting bored

[@catherinedarroch6770]

Fr !!!

[@kokomiieas]

same he's hilarious bro😭😭🙏

[@susduckgaming2083]

14:05 had me dying 😂😂😂

[@disappointedcreepyaj8168]

16:19 I watch her shes very sweet, not very experienced making the dolls which is why the paint makes the doll look "unwell" and she put the ashed in the doll to be able to "hug her cat" without hugging a cold creepy urn but something she already had a connection with

[@afghandcotor]

The way he started to mock William 😂😂😂 14:04

[@mochamilksubs]

The camera going out of focus when he said he felt the swifties is so funny😭

[@lorenzodalton5939]

Just realized what shirt Daz was wearing and immediately saluted. Dive for freedom lads

[@gwbt7184]

5:23 listen as a muslim arab myself i find any jokes like this to be the most hilarious thing ever so you can laugh as you please lol

[@archiemiller6138]

14:10 this bit f***ing killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Rayne-Whispers]

I personally think painting with the remains with your loved ones is absolutely beautiful. It’s a wonderful way to take their ashes and create something with meaning with it. It may be a bit odd to you. But, personally I would rather prefer someone paint a beautiful picture with my ashes than simply hiding them in an urn. Then again it’s all up to preference and what the passed on person wanted before they died.

[@trishalegere8810]

I paint a little as well and I would appreciate someone painting with my ashes instead of them just sitting in an urn.

[@JP_503]

14:15 who knew grape scissors are a thing 😂

[@Natatattatification]

13:35 as a woman I LOVE when my bf texts me good morning and goodnight. I have no idea what these ungrateful women are on about

[@ETGamez3]

Tbh I think it is a nice and unique way the painting with ashes. People also use the ashes from there loved onces in tattoo's so why not like this? My opinion is that it is a nice unique way to keep your loved onces with you but that is my opinion ;) I can so reconice myself in the 1 how you would react when a spider is on you XD

[@Nixmeri2411]

I mean no one has to like or agree what you do with your loved ones ashes because it’s about grieving the loss and celebrating their life, but I totally agree I think its a beautiful way to memorialise them. The cat one though....

[@ETGamez3]

@@Nixmeri2411 I couldn't say it in any better way :) Beautiful way of saying it. I totaly agree. If it helps people to greave by turning the ashes into a painting go for it

[@LollyEu]

HIS LAUGH ALWAYS MAKES ME CRACKLE 😂😂😂😂

[@tricia9149]

Ikr lol😂

[@ChezaWR]

CRACKLE??

[@Adazlover]

@@ChezaWRYh it basically means laughing so hard

[@ChezaWR]

@@Adazlover I think you meant 'cackle', unless you 'snap, crackle, pop' like Rice Krispies cereal.

[@Adazlover]

@@ChezaWR HELP😭😭😭

[@angedewell5781]

In Australia it is compulsory to vote when you turn 18. If you don't you get fined.

[@maxtex60n40]

Just like in Belgium too 😅

[@Nikeisha.brownleex]

7:00 sadly Australia has to vote or we get fined 😢

[@captain_del_raven]

The guy at 19:13 sounds like goofy with constipation trying to push one out 😂😂

[@lyndaennis8508]

Yeah he does funny as fuck , I spat out my coffee 😂

[@Anonymous_world5000]

'SHUT UP' Scared the hell out of me daz. 😂

[@pascaleelliott63]

The first fish one sounds like a clip that should be animated liek South Park. The whole thing sounds like a South Park skit xD Also, I never thought I would start a list of the world's most useless utensils or tools, that no one asked for or would bother wanting to buy except for the rich snobs who want to act like they're royalty, until I heard of the Grape Scissors.

[@susankrinsky8724]

The best part about the dead cat video is that she’s not talking about ashes being inside the doll. She’s talking about a GHOST being inside the doll.

[@wanderer_oti]

That's what I assumed but Daz had me confused lol

[@xplrmads]

11:23 “im part of this elite group” DAZ 😭😭

[@lyndaennis8508]

I am in Daz's group 😂

[@wittlogan5913]

As a level 5 cheerleader, doing that many backflips without a run or roundoff on concrete is incredibly hard. She is talented. 👏

[@Tatertottt]

Level 5 likes it's a video game 😭😭

[@Remhad]

Idk why but seeing the microphone light up every time Daz laughs is so cute and funny to me 🤣💕

[@haawaiii552]

6:08 Borris and Trump are the same dudes in different fonts istg 😭😭

[@Josephiine777]

Is anyone else just like "I wish I could watch a new Daz games video" And then he just posts, perfect timing!

[@askew9976]

I was thinking it today and boom! Here he is. Ty Daz. It’s Mother’s Day in the US, a treat for me:) This was hilarious! I really love the new home. I love old, quaint, original homes.

[@gachaandrea470]

Hes watching us

[@ewnot.sophie]

'I'm part of this elite group, of pringle eaters'💀

[@nikkihill8170]

The picture part had me cracked up 😂 the painting was beautiful and I think it's a lovely idea but the way daz just went in was hilarious

[@miss_almond_official]

“I’m part of this elite group of Pringle eaters” -in loving memory of daz games

[@Carzycrater]

NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE THUMBNAIL?.?

[@Micky_DAFreak]

FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED!???

[@TheXMASMouse]

Daz really unhinged his jaws like a snake 😂

[@Teainatophat]

1:01 afterwards in an interview with that poor fish, it commented “I would rather be caught by a bear than a man”

[@Jakehart06]

Swiftie here, i cannot stop laughing because its so accurate "i can feel them staring at me" 😭😭 It's a funny joke its never that serious ❤️

[@Scarberryyy]

*daz saying Taylor isn’t that big of a deal* my swiftie brain: YOU NEED TK CALM DOWN, YOUR BEING TOO LOUD

[@l1llyjohnson]

real

[@linkthehero3590]

2:09 Daz fans will remember the Vine days, when he made a joke about Mikey licking everything

[@Rosawuzhere]

*Miley*

[@linkthehero3590]

@@Rosawuzhere I spelled it wrong, my b

[@milly4556]

14:58 the word “ick” gives me the ick. Can’t stand it 😂😂😂😂

[@iron_bird1213]

15:53 Got me good, I spit on my phone! I spit laughed 🤣 WTF????!!!

[@HighYuh]

Honestly I like the idea of painting with the ashes. At least it’s being used in a beautiful way. Instead of sitting in a urn, collecting dust.

[@JutlandAngel]

Right, the finished painting was of a beach with a galaxy as the water, cause that was what the client's daughter loved. It's a touching way to remember her. Granted I'm pretty sure having an urn in the home isn't a British thing (it isn't here), so he might find that weird too.

[@naozlll]

16:45 most real thing ever

[@datcheesecakeboi6745]

its not

[@sosig1341]

@@datcheesecakeboi6745it is m8

[@scrubiestscrub4975]

Fr

[@grake5555]

1:29 daz watching boomerang by jojo siwa will forever be my fav

[@davidlaing9255]

“Why does Owen look like he has a serious medical condition?” This one line broke me 😂😂😂

[@stefanrickenberg6597]

The vid of the girl doing flips cracked me up cus I was pulling the same face as Daz. Didn't realise until his face popped up 😂😂

[@Zenguai13]

19:08 Straight up back handed that man 🤣

[@localist_floof]

Well gotta get me some grape scissors. How else am I going to eat my grapes 😂

[@Valyona7025]

13:49 The 'icks' are pretty ridiculous, yeah. Especially that 'good morning' one. They lie through their teeth, they'll eye roll when you wish them good morning or good night every night, but if you suddenly stop they get upset. lol

[@jj-vj1fv]

7:48 look at the first comment by the mother, lmaooo bless her heart

[@yeet6362]

Daz: I think i know where this is going. Daz did not in fact know where this was going.

[@psychopath9971]

Daz a day keeps the depression away

[@coolwolf5k644]

I understand the creepiness of those memorial ashs, but remember, people grief in different ways. I have a small amount of my brothers ashes encased In a glass necklace. The painting is like that, encasing the ashes in resin. I agree that some of them are VERY creepy but keep in mind, it's not your loved one nor are you the one grieving. Not offended just wanna educate those who genuinely think stuff like that is disgusting.

[@smallforestdweller6999]

I like the ashes painting, it can be a beautiful way to make a memorial for someone you love who has passed

[@emilyjaybeauty4269]

Daz: "there isn't a law that we have to vote" *cries in Australian* 🤣 Love your vids Daz! These reactions make my day and helps me takes the focus off everything

[@lyndaennis8508]

Yeah us Aussie have to vote or we get fined sux 😢

[@emilyjaybeauty4269]

@@lyndaennis8508 Ikr! 😭 at least the sausage sizzle is there 😂

[@tayjune]

I was thinking the same thing as another fellow Aussie 😅

[@xMel0dy._]

UNDER A MINUTE GANG!

[@user-mv3cz8sb8h]

4:16 the way i was staring into your soul seeing how you was gonna respond to that then you said " i can feel the swifties staring at me" BAHAHAHAH

[@user-xz3ep1yj1l]

I’ve never laughed so hard at a video before, Daz has cheer up magic

[@magical_pixie_horse7346]

15:11 If you think that's bad, there's a handbag with a child's spine used for the handle.

[@calebcanham8709]

Im sorry? What? This was not what i expected to be reading the moment i woke up

[@Pokemon12.]

Daz criticism on siwa was golden lmao

[@Sailorsun_moon]

The dead daughter painting 😭imagine the person they pass down that painting too being haunted forever 😂

[@XavierShade]

The thing that kills me is the people with their loved ones in painting and shit are the same one who believe every single spooky video they see and think stuff is haunted. That’s how you get haunted shit!

[@beardednortherner64]

Jojo: No one has ever made this much of a change blah blah blah Poppy: exists

[@user-pj4bt3st4b]

Borris Johnson fr went 👹👹👹👹👹

[@ANG3L_H34RT]

Jojo: "no-one has made this dramatic of a change yet." melanie martinez: ...

[@run.babyrun8285]

Thank you Daz. This made me smile

[@gabrielladesantis2752]

I’ve seen the painting tribute for the dead daughter. If you finish the video it actually comes out quite nice.

[@Tinkdablink]

As a swiftie I laugh at all the private jet jokes too😂 how can you not?! She’s not a god lol

[@Lunniah]

Finally a sane swiftie, all the ones i’ve saw get mad for no reason, literally girl her a God what is so disrespectful in my opinion. Like i once said “Yeah i dont like taylor swift, but as a person i dont hate or dislike her her music isnt my thing” and i got attacked for no reason, like most swifties i see are cra cra haha

[@Tinkdablink]

@@Lunniah I’m sorry you’ve had that experience with swifties! I promise we’re not all like that, we’re just not as easy to notice because we’re quiet and can’t be heard over the loud crazy ones 😂 for me I’ve loved her music since I was 4 years old and grew up with her, and as a writer I like her writing style and I like pop. I’m also a firm believer that music is subjective, so not everyone has the same taste and that’s okay! On behalf of the normal swifties we’re sorry for the crazy ones and we promise it really isn’t that deep idk why they’re such fanatics

[@Lunniah]

@@Tinkdablink Hahah thanks! I agree with you, have a good day please!

[@Tinkdablink]

@@Lunniah you as well! :)

[@cinder4181]

Man... I miss my grandma. She and my grandpa lived just down the street... and this 80 year old woman would be leagues ahead of my grandpa walking down the street. It was like she was a former Olympian it was wild how fast her tiny self could hustle.

[@GraceParlato]

When Daz said "My Wife runs like an ostrich" almost killed me.