Daz Watches Thing In The Apartment

[@Crypttv]

In response to all your concerns....horror movie rules- no one ever calls the cops!! If they were smart everyone would live ;) Thanks for watching!!

[@kofithomas5349]

I love your channel man, so unique!

[@lindsaybasta690]

If they were smart they would live..... WELL THEY’RE SCRUED

[@Ns20045]

Holy shit hi guys

[@ebonym9902]

Crypt TV the best horror movies can’t make me jump as much as your vids do♥️ ily guys so much♥️

[@basilharmony3389]

Wow your channel should have 10 million subs with those terrifying films keep it ip

[@amayadejesus45]

“Help me someTHING just came into my room” “What was it” “I don’t know it just walked in!!” “What walked in” “I. Don’t. Know. Something just walked in” “What’s its name?” “How the fuck would I know??” “What’s its favorite food” “I DONT FUCKING KNOW PROBABLY ME JUST COME HELP ME”

[@Nononololhaha]

Lol so true

[@Loser_Bee]

I love that

[@xxdr.pancakexx4206]

This comment is so underrated 🤣👌

[@joancarter6535]

frrr

[@thehunt2152]

true

[@livwilson7525]

“That’s how you get rid of a demon, isn’t it? With pepper. Gonna season him... had me in tears omg 😂😂😂

[@Hayya.ala.alfalah]

yep im a chef cuisinier at mornings and demons hunter at night .sorry for my stuped english tho ☹

[@alienfire6522]

That’s so weird. I was scrolling through comments because, (comments are the safe zone), and as soon as my eyes hit this comment I read it along with his voice. Wowie, that was strange

[@HungerGames0012]

Obviously you use salt

[@dentsdoodles2895]

Linzie:there’s something watching me Demon:house keeping, sweetie

[@mariemmaareff]

No one : JJ : housekeeping 😭 If yk yk

[@lucybroadfield6293]

@@mariemmaareff MY EXACT THOUGHTS HAAH

[@mariemmaareff]

@@lucybroadfield6293 HAHAHA

[@jordynbogaskj6619]

Is the demon named jj?? If so take me away eat me all you want😂

[@lucybroadfield6293]

@@jordynbogaskj6619 jj is loml😍

[@thetrashman3994]

"Help me, there's something in my apartment" "What's in your apartment?" "I don't know, it just walked into my room." "What walked into your room" "I don't know just help me" "What's it's favorite color?"

[@bunnybai7920]

That’s how my texts go down! :3

[@jamiestanway4530]

Lol

[@jamiestanway4530]

@@bunnybai7920 your funny

[@bunnybai7920]

@@jamiestanway4530 𝗶𝗸𝗿!♉︎

[@rosyjorge8528]

Im trying to get scared but then I saw this 🤣🤣

[@Jake-ev8xb]

"Lindsey you're on your own!" - Daz 2018 😂😂😂😂😂

[@blobhehe2612]

daz in every horror movie: she's dead she's done, sheds deeeeeed

[@jamiestanway4530]

100th like

[@roblox_girl6436]

123 like

[@Morello54]

When did sheds enter the chat I'm sorry- you know me, just hiding in the comment section ever though I've already watched this video twice :)

[@zaskar7747]

1:15 the scariest part about this is that she didn't have her phone plugged in while she slept

[@BowBbie]

So fucking true

[@SigmaINFJ129]

Omfg 😱 nooooo

[@erinlovesyou09]

Wait what I’m confused

[@erinlovesyou09]

@ayla.xoxoxo ohhh I was told never to do that cause my mums friends house burned down because she did that but thanks I get it now

[@delia_o]

My phone is plugged in right now lol

[@rh-ci1ss]

“Slap her and then divorce her”😂😂

[@transbastard2150]

“SAM!! SAM!!” Forget about Sam, the thing ate her for breakfast

[@mr.computer7538]

Nope sam is now its winter cote

[@Justyes9536]

Or dinner

[@madeleinegrace7695]

Take that for dinner!/dessert!

[@yobichatmycrib1530]

Dinner*

[@ellenerskine7247]

How to make horror films not scary .... Get daz to watch them with you 🤣

[@adriannadler6419]

Bitch no if I watched a horror movie with daz we would both be screaming and clinging to each other like.

[@ellenerskine7247]

Adrian Nadler bitch tbh daz screaming gives me more jump scares than the whole movie

[@babymomma5250]

Trueeee 😂😂😂😂

[@emmanuelmorales7976]

Ellen Erskine *"OH HOLY CHRIST ON A STICK"*

[@emmanuelmorales7976]

Ellen Erskine 14:08

[@Pepperoni_Pizza_Baguette]

Linzy: AHHHH!!! Thing in the apartment: I’m homeless, so I decided to live here instead Sam: ??? Linzy: HE’S NOT PAYING RENT!!!!

[@ArkPlayz7]

😂

[@elissawilton2952]

When your not scared at all: Full Screen When your kinda scared: Medium Screen When your terrified: Little Screen

[@happytroll2477]

TiK tOK MEmeS there’s a medium screen?

[@Iris-xi6os]

Theatre screen.

[@juhisxd]

when you are scared you watch comments :D

[@116.34]

TiK tOK MEmeS J That means I’m terrified 😂😅😅

[@bgwhitesauce6948]

What if your scared but still on full screen

[@tiktok__compilations8462]

“Go back to bed it’s just 2 girls being murdered by a thing, it’s not your problem” I’m crying 😂

[@blankeraxd]

BEGONE,INSTAGRAM NORMIE!

[@Yusuf-su7go]

Of laughter or something else

[@ChayseC]

800th like

[@shitonkidd]

@@ChayseC ha I’m 802

[@oliviafowler1346]

Daz: *sees someone get murdered* also Daz: “Not my problem doesn’t matter” *walks away*

[@MrSstrFstr]

"I missed the part where that's my problem" - Peter Parker

[@rottenpotato3704]

I’m not gonna sleep tonight

[@helenkind7665]

how do u get the text bold

[@V-H-S-q3n]

@@helenkind7665 you have to put a * at the beginning and end of your sentence. *like this*

[@SparkyJr06]

Andrew tates philosophy

[@thatonequiteweeb8897]

Daz: "Shawn's dead" Me: I agree.

[@lisafischer5040]

That's alright i didn't need my 2 months of sleep anyway.

[@sanamana1]

Lisa Fischer Yeah 😅

[@sanstheskeleton6249]

Lol

[@calmmosquito4927]

I mean, who does right?

[@xupcz]

Who does 😏😏🙆

[@ethanwilkins860]

Yeah

[@H4ppy974]

Daz- “I’m such a pussy” Me- “no daz...your just logical and smart”

[@I_like_trees260]

Exactly

[@marshallselberg9832]

the man who runs away, gets to live another day

[@mushroomxfaiiry8351]

That is cringe-

[@jamz8521]

@@marshallselberg9832 so true😅

[@thekameha1]

@GOOD 4 U YOUR FINALY GONNA COMIT SUICIDE w- wait i- huh

[@freyaphobic]

“MOVE. HOUSE. NOW. TODAY.” ME

[@thebool1]

Freya_ _Urie hahaha you have the same first name as me 😂.

[@shempatrick9770]

hahahahahhaga

[@stubmytoe318]

True words

[@chrisshepton1247]

thats me as well

[@laina380]

Sameee dude 😂

[@Hello-nf7qo]

If I was that girl I be like “fuck this shit I’m out”

[@H34ts4mys3lf]

nah same

[@theepic7783]

Girl: Someone was watching me Demon: bruh i just wanted to watch with you

[@mrzeal9949]

Lol

[@cabro16]

🤣

[@DrWeird-sn9bx]

He said Ey gurl what’s their KZbin channel

[@I_like_trees260]

Yeah she was so rude to run and scream he just wanted to watch It with her🥺😂

[@someoneyoumightknow310]

Pretty sure it was an alien 👁️👄👁️

[@candyskiies1128]

Jump scare list for those who need it . . . . . . . . 5:25 BIG jump scare 12:34 smaller jump scare 13:54 Big jump scare 17:54 Not a big jump scare but GORE 18:13 another jump scare

[@jessterrill2535]

Juugon THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES TYSM

[@kingalphawolfz]

Your our saviour! Thank you so much

[@ellipirelli4755]

I love u, thhhxxx

[@zoeyravioli2017]

Thank you so much, a lot of us needed this!

[@eefaaaa8045]

why thank u 👏🏼👏🏼

[@jojo-dn7qb]

if daz was a ghost in my apartment he would say HAHHA TIME FOR A TEA PARTY

[@manpersonz9044]

I agree

[@GoddessNyx2024]

Would jump in response

[@jennaraurusrex]

Picture him then also with no eyes and manic, laughing.... NO xD

[@jsdrury2416]

Then id make tea and have a tea party with ghost daz

[@Pearg0ld]

He'd probably be scared if he was a ghost in the house of a sleep walker

[@GrGr828]

at 5:26 daz’s scream scared me more than the actual monster 😂

[@rebsthetipsyelf]

*theres something in my apartment* YOUR ON YOUR OWN LINDSY GOODNIGHT! *SAMEEEE*

[@Pinocchio1159]

Exactly you know your best friends when you wouldn't do shit for them in horror movies.

[@jamiekersey5156]

Daz: * hears a noise in his house * The noise: * is literally nothing * Daz: * opens computer and starts typing * *new houses in...*

[@thewarden1398]

Per regulation 274.35, subsection 1356-2 of the Unbreakable Regulation Arrangement of Countries Undergoing Nasty Trends, or U.R.A.C.U.N.T., you have been found to be currently engaging in an act of dead meme-ry. You are therefore required to, and without delay, remove said offensive meme or suffer the consequence of forever being convicted as a T.W.A.T., or Twit Wasting Air and Time. This is your first and FINAL warning.

[@motherrose4047]

Full line *new house in Mexico bich kenechewa!*

[@yournan6704]

@@thewarden1398 lmaoo

[@FlashWavesz]

@@thewarden1398 i respect the effort😂

[@soppet2881]

Full line: new houses in France "Au revoir" " SARAH PACK YOUR BAGS NOW!" ... "AND BRING YOUR FRENCH SCHOOL BOOK!"

[@erinmiller6328]

“If my wife sat at the end of the bed like that id slap her and divorce” - Daz 2019

[@aqua_wt7472]

He said it in 2018

[@hannahtaylor6605]

@@aqua_wt7472 lol

[@gacha_nora278]

2018*

[@iizacmc]

Hunter B Olive it was made in 2018 dumbass

[@LU-sk9lp]

Me thinking: "DON'T LEAVE HER IN THE CAR HE'S GOING TO GO AFTER LINDSEY IF SHE'S ALONE "

[@jorja2913]

OMG I WAS JUST THINKING THAT

[@Vash-The-Stampede]

“OHHHH MY UNHOLY CHRIST ON A STICK!!” - Daz 2018

[@Vee-xf9bq]

DarkStriderCrown _ Lmao I read it the moment Daz said it XD

[@eimearoneill4123]

Hahaah omg

[@chazzy2242]

"Don't Just stand there watching it eat your friend!" "It's turning her into a hat!" 😂😂😂

[@loreleiss]

IKR 😂

[@pugman8922]

When

[@MimiExists]

That monster is gonna sell that hat off of monsterBay for THOUSANDS! Desc for hat: fresh off the human.

[@gavenbegajski6596]

Yay when

[@-Leo07-]

@@pugman8922 watch the video its when she goes to help sam

[@pause____]

MAKE THIS A SERIES 🖤🖤🖤

[@erune3832]

Mckenzie is cringyee series??

[@DuckDoesGaming]

Mckenzie is cringyee definitely should become a series

[@azeembaig9350]

This should be a real movie forget about a series

[@unicornsandbutterflies9118]

Mckenzie is cringyee yes!!! I agree!!!

[@BunnyBrielleTTV]

Agreed 100%

[@TheCrystalBoat]

Me: "Then why tf are you calling me? CALL THE COPS IT'S THEIR JOB!"

[@bytecompilation412]

Girl: there’s a fish man under my bed. Daz: And what drugs are you on Sweetie

[@riffnoir.hibiscusbabe]

Lmfao

[@sheisty1510]

Yea same demon

[@awaken5162]

When I read this the scene popped up

[@fenning]

LMFAO 💀

[@HelenDemetriou]

All those light switches on the walls and she passes them all to turn on the lamp.....LOL

[@overtlyblonde9848]

Helen Demetriou she's a bloody idiot

[@MaidenOfDread]

Horror logic for ya.

[@-RACHEL-]

🤣

[@hannahmithhinten5230]

LITERALLY just what I thought. What idiot uses a flashlight when she could simply switch the 'real' light on????? xd

[@gimmepineapples]

Helen Demetriou ikr I was literally screaming at the woman 😂

[@starki8861]

Me: getting scared because of horror movies Also me: farts and talks in my sleep, therefore no monster want me.

[@walkintheline23]

That’s actually smart

[@jamiestanway4530]

Or females

[@bridgetteneary3426]

I sleep run aswell

[@rachelpink7363]

I CAN'T WHAHA

[@walkintheline23]

@@jamiestanway4530 LOLL

[@logicalreality2680]

“Do you really want to leave your door open all night?” Me: Fuck that door and everything about that house! I’m never going back!

[@lizzzie_2]

I'd be like nahhh fuck that I'm LEAVVVIIING. NOW. TODAYYYY

[@logicalreality2680]

@@lizzzie_2 lol be just like Dax in that vine, “And we’re moving!”

[@maxicaxi547]

My house gonna have only ONE ROOM, and have SIX ESCAPE DOORS

[@Hannahgs]

MaxiCaxi so one room where a scary monster has six doors to choose from to break in and nowhere for you to hide inside?

[@scarletcandy6391]

@@Hannahgs Right doesn't seem safe

[@user-qm1qo3ww4l]

Damn

[@jaimeegaynor3030]

Hannah Gs exactly what I was thinking 😂😂

[@sagedelacy1756]

MaxiCaxi that means six places for the monster to come in through

[@GuiltyDread]

"the creepy wrinkly man"

[@DTWFU]

Ayane Rouyi I lost my shit when he said that. So great

[@callisto9675]

Jacksepticeye?

[@avaandjaden2119]

Ayane Rouyi 😂😂

[@avaandjaden2119]

She’s stupid because she went in and she heard the story about the creepy wrinkly man😂😂😂 i lost my shit

[@LumberJake24]

callisto omg lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆

[@emmaroberts1752]

If Daz was a 911 operator Caller: Help! I can see some shadows of someone or something, and I think they're trying to break into my house, I was taking my medication when I saw them... Daz: And what medication were you taking, sweetie?

[@Gepper]

@creeper lmao yes I love my physics adellics

[@spiralis_melodiam3929]

Then it's actually something and he's like, "Nah fam u on your own I ain't dealing with that"!

[@matthewqueen6869]

Ikr🤣🤣

[@thicsharks]

I’ve never switched between so many emotions so quickly i’m scared than I’m laughing

[@ameliaritchie3336]

“Don’t stand there watching it eat your friend, it’s turning her into a hat” 😂

[@yep8986]

I heard that exactly as Daz said it lmao

[@burnttoast570]

The sh*t daz comes up with.

[@Eloise-cs3jl]

Acc ount I just clicked on this video and this is the first thing I see and im so confused

[@joelmiller464]

Freya Andersen :D Well duh

[@izzyparcells3095]

Acc ount is it just me or did I read that in dazs voice??? Just me...ok

[@gracehines6407]

“I don’t see anything” WELL ITS NOT LIKE ITS GONNA BE SITTING ON THE FRONT PORCH WAITING FOR YOU!

[@brodyupton9155]

Grace Hines ikr I'd probaly gone home put salt at all entrances and got a gun, Holly water and cross

[@exogenesus6841]

The thing: “hi! Do you have solar?”

[@patch2932]

Monster: ya got the wifi password? 😏

[@phoebecoleman8011]

I wheezed at this comment 😂😂😂

[@PrincessCelestia19]

Grace Hines e

[@Sinfularoace]

14:09 😅 *Ghost noise* "oh she's in the car. Better take a spare key." *Ghost noise* Daz, you could make the scariest horror film funny. 😆

[@ewanmcgregor7312]

1:27 why was that “booooo” note so accurate and perfectly still

[@olivercondliffe5993]

“ *o H M y H o L Y C h R I S t o N a S t I C k!!!* ”

[@killerwolveboy8018]

TheEntityRL haha lmao lol

[@aestheticuwu8833]

"OH MY GOD, IT HAD A KEY* me finally cracked and now dying of laghuter

[@squish6664]

only daz can make a monster funny XD crypt tv need to do a gag horror with him where hes the only one who survives because he just runs and hides and no one listens when he says they should all leave

[@irmapeterson1835]

No one: Literally not a soul: Daz after seeing a fish man: OH MY UN HOLY CHRIST ON A STICK

[@thewarden1398]

Per regulation 274.35, subsection 1356-2 of the Unbreakable Regulation Arrangement of Countries Undergoing Nasty Trends, or U.R.A.C.U.N.T., you have been found to be currently engaging in an act of dead meme-ry. You are therefore required to, and without delay, remove said offensive meme or suffer the consequence of forever being convicted as a T.W.A.T., or Twit Wasting Air and Time. This is your first and FINAL warning.

[@maddie8506]

me and 2 other people said that

[@aliceepiperr]

I WAS LITERALLY READING THIS AND HE SAID IT

[@rasragrace6196]

@@thewarden1398 serve him Justice

[@straysevn3067]

@@thewarden1398 😂😂

[@hyper_reality1693]

I swear Daz can turn anything scary to really funny 😂

[@axlthepaxll]

Daz: “OH MY GOD IT HAD A KEY!!” Ad: *With my period pains, I use pamprin*

[@xdIceyy]

BTS Fan right lmao

[@wildevergreen9047]

Whenever I watch a Daz video that's the only kind of ad I get. It's either something about periods or pains because of periods or some kind of new vodka line. Keep in mind I don't even have any form of alcohol in my house that's not isopropyl. Edit: had to respell Daz.

[@arianamontoya7379]

Omgggg I got that to fjdjdhd

[@riffnoir.hibiscusbabe]

Lmao

[@tinkiewinkie2411]

LMAO ME TOO

[@colekelly5505]

Daz at the start: “RUNNNNNN!!!!!” Also Daz at the end: “go back to sleep, ignore it”

[@scoobertdoobert8225]

shaggy!!

[@colekelly5505]

@@scoobertdoobert8225 raggy

[@doomguy19931]

*sees shadow* NOPE. *closes computer* NOPE. *packs bags* NOPE. *moves* NOPE *locks door* NOPE *keeps lights on* NOPE

[@sk7730]

People who liked thos comment are 7 or just a sad "super fan"

[@satan4267]

@@sk7730 FACK off

[@hospitaldoll6588]

Omg! Finally I see a fan of doom! I love that game! Have you ever played the original game? Like the pixelated one! I like that version the best because I played it when I was a small. It's my favorite game of all

[@dyinglightcentral]

Takes a massive shit as I walk away to the airport HELL NOOO

[@moksvweenie6167]

@@sk7730 😒... Really.

[@coffee_decafinated7395]

I hadn't watched Daz in a while and saw this pop up in my recommended. I'm so glad that I started watching him again! He is so funny and always makes me smile when I having a bad day :)

[@tashalydia1806]

"what kind of sleeping pill" *dead* omg😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Paigesouthworth_18]

lol ikr! maybe 😂

[@Paigesouthworth_18]

maybe its bc shes really just interested in da pills not her friend XD

[@theakathleen8475]

is that the only thing shes worried about?? XD

[@Paigesouthworth_18]

Thea ́s Life most likely

[@imnotgoodatusernames8051]

"*UHAUHAHUHAUHAU* oh wait she's in the car better take a spare key *UAHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUA*" - Daz 2018 and Me as a monster😂

[@namjoonsdimples5296]

Worldwide Handsome ARMYYYY

[@k-popislife9715]

AAARRRMMMYYY WHOOOOOOO

[@meeradarmaki6860]

Love your username🌚🌚

[@cybrfreakk5210]

Lol 😂

[@valkzh767]

ARMYYYYY

[@ruby-ot9ht]

I feel like horror movies should be released with DazGames in the corner reacting so I’m not as scared😂😅

[@infinityspartan2957]

Facts

[@pipohpoopy521]

Yes sirrr

[@RJ-ol3ko]

👌👌👌

[@bbggbbhhh]

Ruby Paul-Baig fax

[@F.ruity.]

Yes yes just YES 😂

[@supposedgonemadd]

“SHE DOESNT KNOW!!” scared the hell out of me

[@GoddessNyx2024]

same Lol

[@annahagan655]

14:08 DAZ manages to make the scariest things funny

[@boblank5254]

To true

[@tatlancia7222]

YOUR SCREAM AT 5:25 SCARED ME MORE THAN THE VIDEO

[@user-lq5xk4th6q]

sugas_Bae AKSKSKSKSJKSJKS

[@rhiannaaimee9275]

SAME! I EVEN GOT PREPARED FOR THE SCARY BIG AND EVERYTHING 🙌🙌

[@nosc3426]

Why does the monster look like it’s more afraid of her and starts running?

[@Luckk1990]

Oooooh jesus!!

[@tatlancia7222]

@@Luckk1990 IKR?!

[@matildakennedy3137]

Scooby doo, Velma, Daphnie, Shaggy, and Fred we need some help

[@mollymartin5705]

Matilda Kennedy XD

[@matraheart_gaming]

Matilda Kennedy and Scrappy Doo too? “PUPPY POWERRR!”

[@car_insurance221]

That monster in the beginning low-key looked scared too

[@snailss1964]

Watching this home alone and now I’m so scared 😂 Jesus take the wheel

[@nielhaasbroek3681]

So relateable, idk why I am watching all of them😭

[@MrTop5Channel]

Dont be

[@emptymilkcarton8277]

no joke on the first scare i threw my phone

[@oliverrussell3592]

Same but I heard running and scratching from outside my room and it was my fucking cat wanting in my room

[@ameals6331]

Olivier Roussel Honestlyyy, my pets constantly scare me at night, once I woke up and my dogs face was literally on mine and his eyes are so big and I almost SCREAMED 😂

[@ItsMe-mg6wu]

Girl: I just threw the door open and ran Daz: *ya...ya* 😂😂

[@heathermcfarland6317]

Omg the sound it makes when it walks. No thank you. I’ll have none of that. Before I could scream something Daz did it for me. Was he saying the same thing you were thinking? Another great video Daz . I’m gonna have to watch that show now.

[@R4wr_Les]

time for a teaparty

[@sara.k690]

Heather McFarland it’s not a show it’s a short scary movie thing

[@jonsauer5678]

it didn't want her to sleep

[@isabellaallen5353]

*sees this comment*.....-_-.....*takes headphones off*

[@miserydark1299]

Heather McFarland him the 666th like. You’re welcome. Lol

[@corpsebunnn]

I’m really out here with anxiety, watching things like this and knowing ima get a heart attack- 😂😂

[@fonceas512]

*OH MY UNHOLY CHRIST ON A STICK*

[@maddydgaf]

😂😂😆😂😂 Lmao

[@ajbruno5889]

I missed why he said that like 3 times and i heard him repeat it 3 times, laughed so hard.

[@nataliepotter5789]

Literally my new catchphrase

[@scarletcandy6391]

>`·´< eheh

[@cheyanne510]

FonceNoir Cosplays I read this right as he said it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mattheotelonidis8132]

My belly rumbled midway through and scared the shit out of me

[@TillDeathWeDoArtz]

Mattheo Telonidis it was like that one scene from alien

[@miaoconnell3250]

Me😂😂😂

[@icedteagaming3694]

Go eat a burger before watching daz's vids

[@Samuel-bo9lc]

Haha Jesus Christ

[@ellen6491]

Mattheo Telonidis LOLLLL

[@mysafewordspineapplejucebi7287]

Daz: “If I’m honest I’m like that every time I walk past a mirror I’m like OH.... I’m so beautiful” HE IS SO CONFIDENT 😂🙏

[@lilliansanders6865]

Damn right that sexy man has a right to be 😂

[@adammollett3848]

Yes

[@abby-or1rd]

I wish I was☹

[@yingrowan7329]

No one: Me: Jumps every single time there’s a silent tense moment and Daz yells literally anything

[@Eric_The_Eccentric]

**Hideous creature pops up inside the car** Daz: He must have the keys

[@moe7411]

Daz’s reaction made this ten times funnier lol

[@mikantsumikeehee6745]

TURN ON THE LIGHTS YOU STUPAD WOMAN

[@vestinq9704]

Ten times funnier*

[@megan9253]

Daz’s reaction made this ten times less scary lol 😂

[@quartz870]

, '' I'd slap her and divorce her'' OMG Daz I love you.

[@louisedarkewilliams475]

I love how daz can make scary things into a comedy show

[@oneilltheseal4007]

Mum: I’ll be back in a sec **goes into store** Me taking Daz’s advice: she’s dead **walks away**

[@thewarden1398]

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[@katieneal2212]

Yeah, I had my parents say they were going shopping and then it’d been most of the day it was dark and my back gate opened on its own. I just thought yep they’re dead the parents are dead 😂😂

[@venusvenus4041]

3:00 am (home alone) Me:*sees a shadow* * grabs fone, charger, passport, keys and wallet *runs out of the house as fast as Eminem can rap*

[@bobcob4340]

Venus Venus grab a dictionary on the way

[@JamesBond-xe9gw]

I love the way you said phone 😂

[@gacha_nora278]

@@JamesBond-xe9gw f o n e

[@JamesBond-xe9gw]

A•m•yProductions who are you

[@demicanvin8909]

MEEEEEEE 😂

[@Dr.Boss111]

Me: * sees creature * Also me: * *slams back against wall so nothing can get me from behind* *

[@BakugouStan]

Dr.Boss111 I do that 😅 at night I would always put my back to the wall when I got a midnight snack because nothing would get behind me and I could see my surroundings 😅

[@tha_mystic6374]

but wat if it can come threw the wall then your never safe hahahahahahahahaha

[@typicalberry5690]

•.Bakugou Stan .• I thought I was the only one who did that and to this day I ask myself: “Why am I so afraid of something happening to my back”

[@mikewasowski7505]

That’s actually a great idea

[@iamatoaster2693]

I turn on all the lights. If I hear anything, ANYTHING, I announce I have my .45. Sooo, yes I've threatened my cat numerous times.

[@soaptj]

We watched this in my English class yesterday (we’re doing gothic writing and my teacher loves to show us videos) and at the first jump scare one girl about two rows in front of me flung up from her desk and we all burst out laughing 😂.

[@mia_taylor.1544]

“Jump out the window” yep that’s definitely what they would do daz 🤣

[@simply_simp8147]

Ngl I wouldve. It was only two stories high, and there was bushes. It would've been the fastest and safest way out in my opinion

[@ji-woonbedwars8665]

I winded it on for the action. He says jump out the window then I see this comment

[@bellalemaitre6614]

Daz-What type of sleeping pill, sweetie you saw some aquafish man in there, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.😂

[@CandyInLove]

Oh mY uNhOly ChRiST oN A StiCk

[@vikkikingham8974]

best reply ever

[@Reigeb]

Y e s

[@JoeBoners]

im not unholy and ive never been on a stick, though ive been nailed to a cross

[@CandyInLove]

@@JoeBoners oh my bad 🙏

[@lillylebel8449]

Armyyyyyy

[@mushypea7128]

Watching this is so much funnier and less scary when Daz watches it but I realised at the end it sounds kind of similar to the plot of a book I read a few years ago. It feels like a shorter version of the book with different people and what the people involved were doing yet with the same concept.

[@purpleturtle6160]

You should make this a series ^^

[@brendonsgoldenlining6389]

yes sir

[@plutod7142]

GS1940 its entertainment

[@babydaddy2896]

GS1940 well seeing how many people liked the video I would assume that its entertaining to some extent

[@milandruskoczi4953]

Hell yeah

[@zaina8986]

Purple Turtle yes

[@sam-xg2qo]

When Lindsay jumped in the car, I would have locked the doors immediately and zoomed out of there.

[@seaone905]

RamenTae is that Jiiiiiiin?!?!?!

[@sam-xg2qo]

Yep

[@seaone905]

Oh yaaaaaaas

[@helennized8324]

RamenTae Army!

[@rosecassidy8272]

I know right!? It bugged me that they just sat there. ... Get in the car, lock all doors, drive away and go back the next morning with a group of friends

[@skyescoop2749]

Daz: bye Lindsey 👋 Ad: my period goes beyond pain Me: shut the frick uppp

[@TJ-1606]

😂

[@jamiestanway4530]

Lindy loo

[@xtezzaaa5833]

LOL

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[@humandumpster3943]

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[@Nobody-js6ym]

I can watch this back to back and never gets old. But fr this that monster in the dark that you sense as a kid. "Threw open the door and ran" literally me every night when I was a kid. Every night was a workout. I swear I was one with the speed force.

[@Gungus-v1g]

Ocean man, take me by the hand..

[@sanamana1]

Lead me through the land 😂

[@user-go6pn9ui7y]

that you understand ... (that’s part of the lyrics)

[@danielsimcock1344]

Ohh ocean man

[@leonbrennan431]

Ocean man,

[@jetzkevermeulen8152]

The voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

[@Lunarquxkes]

How to make horror films funny Have daz watch em

[@muze2283]

fi you sub to me ill sub back and give you a shoutout in my next vid

[@ellafarrow7735]

BloodFur_12 Draws so trueeee

[@Lunarquxkes]

thegameboy ???

[@muze2283]

so is it a deal?

[@Lunarquxkes]

thegameboy no???

[@yep8986]

“The creepy wrinkly-man” I’m crying 😂😂😂 12:06

[@sweet_toria2581]

watching scary short films is like watching it with ur friend. making funny jokes and comments to make the situation feel less scary. i always feel safer watching him react to horror stuff

[@Katieeee18]

i've seen this before and love crypt tv but i had to watch it again because Daz's reactions are the best

[@natashajayne5471]

Katie woah, it’s u again 😱 i see u every video

[@Risris666]

yeeeee me too i even subed to both channels

[@_daniel.w]

Same!

[@occlusion6557]

I watch videos on my phone every night in the dark and my worst fear is turning my phone around and something being there and this shit just confirmed my fears

[@leahtay7448]

Same and I take meds and watch vids until they kick in😣😣😣😣😣

[@chasenagel4960]

Occlusion omfg saaaaammme

[@viabellee]

Occlusion oh god i know

[@onyourleft4194]

Saamme. I already take sleep and anxiety meds so i have no clue why I do this to myself

[@multiHKZ]

Just buy some fairy lights from ikea yeah... and turn them on fam

[@nataliejohnson3505]

I literally threw my phone right up to Jupiter when I saw the wrinkly monster thing

[@britishhunks1487]

Natalie Johnson Lol SAMEEE xxx

[@illhelphelpwithautumn1950]

Are aliens typing that comment 😂?

[@gailfattori6518]

That's hilarious! Me too..."Turn the light on... " I love Daz...

[@nnedinmaa]

Yeet!

[@Jezidka]

Screamed and Threw water all over myself.

[@xxjazzxx2160]

I love how she turns on the tiny lamp but not the main lights 😂 first thing I do when I’m going to the fridge to make sure no demons get meh 😅

[@emmacam8831]

Seriously, no jumpscare lists in the comments? Oh well, I'll make it myself. 5:25 First sight of the monster 12:01 Not really a jumpscare, the monster kinda just walks past the window a bit slowly 12:34 Monster appears right in front of Sam 13:36 It's in the window 13:55 The worst jumpscare, lasts until 13:57 15:33 It's face pops up for a second 17:46 It sneaks up behind the wife, camera switching back and forth between the people getting Lindsey out, the husband, and the wife. Each time it returns to the wife, the monster is closer. Lasts until 18:00 18:12 The husband trips over the fallen lamp, then the monster runs back in and gets him, the screen then goes black. That's all, you're welcome, have fun not having nightmares tonight like I probably will lol

[@treebark342]

you are a life saver

[@emmacam8831]

anime freak 😉😂

[@luissantiago8378]

THANK YOU

[@vixon7079]

Omg thank you so much

[@aliciaavery2302]

You are a amazing person 😭

[@espresso_foryour_depresso3294]

Girl: *hears noise* Girl: *looks up* Couple minutes later Girl: *looks up again* Girl: *sees it* Michael Jackson: HEE HEELLL NAH!!~

[@logancraig4711]

Hee hee

[@Goonbey]

H E E E H E E E

[@its_me_isaiah_but_okaym1459]

I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@burningthefields]

Kinda looks like Michael Jackson ngl.

[@sweetgemini6217]

Its_me_isaiah_but_okay M it’s not that funny but okay..

[@simply4buddies89]

“There’s something in my apartment” Daz: “GOODNIGHT BOOOOOO!” I. AM. DEAD.

[@Zepf_Drp]

you will be if you called him to help✋💀

[@mollyharrington8578]

@@Zepf_Drp and quote of the year goes too....

[@geno9456]

😂😂

[@rasragrace6196]

I just laugh at the fact we sometimes get scared but when Daz screams ur soul comes out ur body

[@xdemon4707]

“Lindsay you’re on your own” “Goodnight ” -slams phone down- 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tansyox93]

I'd break my phone actually

[@hollymcwatters820]

**clicks on video** **calls dog over**

[@dolanboy8495]

Riverdale Edits omg same our dogs will protect us

[@_xV01Dx_]

My dogs a bigger coward than I am... I have to call on my tortoise as my comfort.

[@Sarah-yb7yv]

*clicks on video* *pauses* *claps on tighs like a idiot* *yells /doggos name/ "come here!!" * *is actually terrified when they come into the room because //noises//*

[@halpert2631]

WHEN HE TALKED ABOUT THE KEY. I WAS DEADDDD X.X I CRIED OF LAUGHTER OMLLL

[@g0rebabey840]

Ur jimin pfp is so adorableee

[@cyndercosmosTTV]

Daz... I'm moving in a few hours and I won't have WiFi for a few weeks... I can't afford it. So I'm not going to be able to watch your content for a while. It really does help me mentally, you always make me so happy. The good thing is... When I do get WiFi I can do my favourite thing... Binge-watch all your new videos and when I finish those (which I will, really quickly.) I'll go rewatch your old videos on repeat again.