DAZ WATCHES WORST education video EVER

[@robyngrey68]

Woman:**talking about a serious virus** Daz: Was this sausage roll made by Zeus or something!?

[@happy._.life323x8]

Daz liked it

[@chileanywaysso4506]

@@happy._.life323x8 EVERY BITE IS A PEICE OF HEAVEN -Daz

[@ninielbeaner8374]

I was just the 1k liked person WOOOO

[@happy._.life323x8]

Harvey Garrod very true 😂

[@emilymusa5854]

my dog is called zeus 😁

[@hxil_to_the_kxng]

*"Sorry, I need to grow up... Slippery... She's not an ice rink."* *"He's just there with a camera like 'BEND HER, OVER'"

[@THEDONSTR8Fightah76]

Yeah I watched this video. you don't need to quote to get likes, dumbass.

[@due_consideration903]

I read this as he said it

[@Beaniebean69]

XD I can’t stop laughing

[@angelenergy2084]

ThaRealSTR8Fightah 76 stop coining for him he can do what he wants

[@demimedlam7435]

ThaRealSTR8Fightah 76 shut up you mong 😂

[@jack-mu5ex]

“Slippery? She’s not an ice rink.” - Daz Black 2020

[@NaomieYaVonne]

She got some wap

[@tripleaaaron7054]

@@NaomieYaVonne 😂

[@maverickshannon469]

*rappers taking notes

[@radiant_peak7914]

hahahahahahha

[@Jax-AK]

Fuck 2020 I luf Daz he makes quarantine so much better ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤

[@frangrech08]

Daz literally nailed the impression of Peter Griffin saying “shut up Meg”.

[@detroitsouthwestlover]

time stamp?

[@Val-nr9lx]

@@detroitsouthwestlover 1:54

[@abbyfriesl3151]

“What if I want to have sex before I get married” teacher- I guess you will have to prepare to die” I-💀

[@ellah346]

i didn't even realise that meme came from this video

[@Brainjarmen]

Ladies and gentlemen we found the meme *HEAVY APPLAUSE INTENSIFIES*

[@jojocaitlin8508]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING 😱😂

[@badtothebone2085]

Why does it sound like a threat tho?

[@JonoZaidi]

Actually if she is religious she is preventing them from having kids so Jesus can have more followers and more people with his faith Don’t flame me it was just a joke

[@shckzz4465]

Daz: * holds up the sausage roll * “this is love” i felt that.

[@Going_Wacky]

Same lol

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

On a spiritual level....

[@Jamie_idkrlly]

I like greggs sausage rolls they are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good

[@ThePinkice6]

Yep😂

[@monkeyboi1553]

Ok, don’t want to start a war, but do you prefer Greg’s or Baynes.

[@venice7493]

Boy: "What if I wanna have sex before I get married?" Teacher: *So you have chosen death*

[@bunnyfluff0210]

At my school its "If you have sex you're going to die and be forgotten while you burn in he'll Also... Schools are much worse I was crying one day and went to hug my bf for comfort.. Got detention for being inappropriate WHILE THIS BITCH IS GETTING ASAULTWD NEXT TO US, S C R E A M I N G FOR HELP MIND YOU But no hugging is a mortal sin apparently

[@kai4435]

Teacher: is that *premarital HAND HOLDING* i see you have chosen death young one

[@unclejefferygaming6951]

That’s illegal

[@attackfleed1301]

Its treason then

[@AliKhan-vn2hv]

Candy Speice same happened to my gf It’s really stupid and dumb

[@coachcheyenne5911]

“I guess you have to be prepared to die.” Had me rolling 😂😂😂😂 imagine a teacher saying that to a kid now and days😂😂😂 God I miss talks like that lol

[@goobiesnoobs]

“now and days”

[@xympany]

@@goobiesnoobswho cares

[@hisfavworstnightmare]

now and days 😌

[@sugahsprinklezlol2430]

"W-what if I wanna have sex before I get married?" "Well, I guess you'll just have to be prepared to die." One of my favorite vines of all time 😂😂😂😂

[@devotedmaggot6511]

Yes omg can we be friends

[@atsukokagari_]

that's what i thought when i saw the video, im surprised daz didn't talk about it lol

[@harrymorrison2186]

Hahaha

[@ConnorPearson18]

sugahsprinklez LOL I heard that as a 5 year old and I am christian 😂 but now I am 14 and well, I guess I am dying soon 😂 (if you get what I was getting at)

[@sugahsprinklezlol2430]

@@ConnorPearson18 lmao nice (I got it)

[@beefy6729]

“well that’s a bit depressing love. maybe if you weren’t wearing *YOUR CURTAINS* your husband would do more for ya”

[@mr.wombat828]

Daz is the only person who I don't get creeped out by when he eats on camera, instead, he makes it funny! What a legend!

[@Cassxowary]

Look up what is involved in and caused by nonhuman animal products like meat (:

[@mybaIIz]

@@Cassxowary "Frieza space music for relaxation/sleep/etc"

[@mollyoconnor9365]

My lovely, catholic mother, when I asked at age 10 "mum, what's sex?" "well uh, the stick goes in the hole..." I haven't let her live that down

[@randomraccoon3305]

@Justin Scott Quinn same

[@randomraccoon3305]

@@-sonnenblumen- same

[@kellabdjfoo]

@@-sonnenblumen- bruh she said that to me too and i learned from online XD

[@deleteduser28u4i]

😂😭

[@khloerobloxgaming3529]

Lol

[@juli2139]

“Maybe if you weren’t WEARING YOUR CURTAINS YOUR HUSBAND MIGHT DO MORE” I’m sorry lmaoo😭😭

[@tomas7717]

I just watched that bit while reading this

[@beck699]

😂😂😂

[@matthewlopez6219]

I lost it when he said curtains💀🤣

[@danielmeenaghan8819]

SquixFN there are a lot of kids mincraft kids Fortnite kids and roblox kids you are a roblox kid

[@joannepearce1]

Julia hehe 😂

[@nicolemacartney1772]

2:40 daz: “the only things changing is my stomach going outwards” creepy lady: *winks*

[@yourmum4758]

I had to go back and watch that again and thats creepy

[@beaumatusiak7170]

I dont think ill ever eat a sausage roll without thinking about this

[@averywatkins9419]

My boss is looking at me with a mix of amusement and anger as I'm laughing my arse off lol I hope I'm not fired. Thanks Daze you're the GOAT

[@astrus7110]

did you get fired?

[@averywatkins9419]

@@astrus7110 thankfully not lol

[@astrus7110]

@@averywatkins9419 good 👍

[@bodabodapasta1500]

What r u doing watching this stuff at work in the first place? Edit: I guess I can’t really talk actually. I was once giggling to myself at a news article about Elon Musk being his usual cringey self while I was in my Uni library and meant to be setting up my laptop so I could get some work done! 😅

[@mxcbeth]

“Slippery?!?! she’s not an ice rink!” got me killing myself laughing-

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

🤣🤣

[@shinyev3281]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@charlieretro]

I’d wish he would watch part 2 of this where this women calls the penis John Willy.

[@modernfamilyluvver]

SHOTOOOOOOO OH MY HECK

[@mxcbeth]

@@modernfamilyluvver HIIII

[@PIanet_jiji]

"Tell me she's not dressed like Meg Griffin" "Shut up Meg" LMAOOO

[@___Matilda___]

he sounded just like him too wtfff

[@ella-zf2xz]

😂😂

[@x_mxg_png_x2252]

I was like 😳😂😂

[@cassaasmr]

DID NO ONE SEE THAT THE SECOND VIDEO WAS CALLED- "Sex before marriage? Prepare to die!" I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING😂😅😂

[@cool9229]

I can personally say I had sex before marriage and I died 4 years ago 😔

[@sealiongod7981]

Omg LOL

[@ronjavonpost7100]

Y'all I'm prepared to die, it okay tho 2020 kinda sucks😂

[@Holly-cc5zy]

Same I was dying

[@kenanmammadov7281]

YoghurtFox yeah!!!

[@emmadelauter3647]

Daz "And you have creepy ass dolls everywhere" I just started laughing my ass off🤣🤣

[@maia.j7060]

Teenagers: **exist** Daz: 'She's like one' 'She's just been born'

[@noctuasun3112]

I’m one now 😔

[@idi0t.r4t80]

@@noctuasun3112 i like your username

[@noctuasun3112]

@@idi0t.r4t80 ty 😁

[@speechless3882]

she’s just a fetus 💀

[@lanaxvonso4952]

The kids he called one are actually 12 or 13 or mabye 11

[@melissadasilva8048]

“He’s just in the corner with a camera like” BEND HER OVER😂😂😂

[@so_lovl3y]

IKR I FUCKING DIED- 😭🤚

[@melissadasilva8048]

@@so_lovl3y SERIOUSLY

[@bxrbie3700]

😂😂

[@dominicmestas8771]

XD

[@newyears93]

I laughed so hard that soda is coming out of my nose 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Ellasnaps]

“Maybe if you weren’t wearing your curtains your husband would do more” Excuse me while I resurrect🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@endermaid960]

*the video being about sex education* Daz: *begins video admiring a good sausage roll*

[@abby.478]

The way that teachers was explaining AIDS sounded like she thought that as soon as you get married, you become ammune to it.

[@lydia9978]

Woman: *kisses boy Woman: “I feel slippery”

[@totalrocket8326]

Lydia M LMFAO

[@niamh4848]

Lmaoooooooooo

[@kai4435]

Daz: *SHES NOT AN ICE RINK* Me:😂😂😂😂😂

[@Celestiaaa_16]

😂

[@tarakanabi3137]

Omg🤣🤣

[@harrycozens01]

"She's not an ice rink." "I'm not a tap." Sex biology is just a naughty utility.

[@willowtree3854]

Harry Cozens Shes not an Ice rink, I’m not a tap, can I make it anymore obvious.

[@ameliashandcraftedmemes7888]

"I don't shoot Evian"

[@bigboibuff6056]

Actually the woman is a door lock and the man is the key

[@fireruby1882]

Y’all I’m Christian but when I was 9-10 I was FED UP with not knowing and asked my mom blatantly “how do babies actually get made” and she said “oh gosh ok” and sat me down and told me the gosh dang truth. BE HONEST WITH UR KIDS 🤦🏻they can handle it. Of course I hated every second of it and still do cuz I’m asexual but you know what? She told me scientifically. We are a hardcore Christian family but I don’t recall her bringing God into it 💀she just straight up told me how it all happens. None of this “when 2 people love each other” crap no she told me all the science and asked me what I understood about my own body so that I could better understand. Don’t be a parent if you’re gonna lie to your kid. Anyway that’s my story😂anyone else have actually decent parents?

[@milkyyblucheese]

Not Me, but you have great parents I can see that

[@BlueyHeelerHere543]

Damn, my parents never ever taught me the actual way of how babies are made or where they come from. They just told me “they come from the mommy’s belly” and that’s it. Since then I’ve had so many theory’s in my head about how babies are made (like eating a jelly bean or getting married right on the spot) until I stumbled across the Internet and found out how.

[@laurababe5177]

“Yeah, she’s like this : 👁O👁” KILLED MEEEE

[@tymorris4708]

Same

[@tahliaslade6618]

As soon as I read this he said it and I cracked up to 😂

[@tomrhodesmays]

Same I came to the comments for that

[@rissieholifield2322]

Lady: "...the woman's body is getting ready to receive the sperm." Daz: "yea she's like this: o0o

[@brendacooper9881]

I cant I'm wheezing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@violetxbearbear60]

I mean.. o0o

[@mythologyalt3966]

Risky bish hahahahaha haha I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Josh_L06]

Lol

[@kaibohna8633]

𒊹︎0𒊹︎

[@SoniMarSponge]

The 2nd teacher is clearly sexually frustrated. Teacher: "I still never had sex yet so if I can't have sex, then these kids can't"!

[@nancypg8722]

ᴛʜᴇ ❗️sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ 😂sᴏᴢ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟɪɴɢ ʜᴀs ᴍᴇ

[@woman9953]

To trueeeee

[@a.kitcat.b]

🤭As a sex repulsed person I find this hilarious- and I am glad my mom really educated me more than my school ever did. As one of the first girls to get my period in elementary school I had to educate most of the girls because their parents were religious and didn't teach these poor girls.😟

[@Edasicaless]

Daz spends 70% of his videos laughing at his own jokes and its hilarious

[@lily-ann6817]

so true

[@fnkydnky5855]

Lol

[@isaacjackson1813]

True

[@_.c0tton]

Trueee

[@Edasicaless]

@Arcana Magician i know right lamo

[@fireboltpug2269]

The part where she told the boy that he has to prepare to die that was actually a meme or a vine people made. When I watch compliation I see that scene

[@keebofan4002]

FireBolt Pug AHAHAHAH SAME-

[@violatbaeza5432]

“He’s just there with a camera BEND HER OVER” 😂😂😂

[@rosmusicroom4623]

That kills me lol

[@Fred01126]

I was laughing so much

[@vgzq]

3:48 😂💀

[@wonder_pountney2648]

Daz can make a simple thing hilarious by just laughing at it 🤣

[@HowlingWolf2101]

I know.🤣

[@valeriafil2932]

“what if i wanna have sex before marriage?” “well then u should be prepared to die” lmao what

[@katya_karpeyev5833]

I hate how premarital sex is so hated upon. It’s not wrong and people want to feel pleasure. I hate how people are so hated and frowned upon for teen pregnancies. It’s so horrible.

[@ftdhar9741]

@@katya_karpeyev5833 as long as you wearing a condom you good 💀

[@wya.ang1e]

McDrankles NoU condoms break 🤷‍♀️

[@randomplayz9793]

I no but like how is it wrong to have sex before marriage like just how?

[@ottowegner5570]

@@wya.ang1e Cause "WeArInG a CoNdOm Is LiKe PlAyInG rUsSiAn RoUlEtTe"

[@archieb1306]

Nobody: Daz eating sausage roll: "this is some serious gourmet shit"

[@david_negron]

Yo dont anger the dazzle

[@bubblessmartiez197]

Finally...some good fucking food

[@savannaha.7451]

i love foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

[@adoharris6837]

@@Winbretrio food

[@user-lm8gb3cy4b]

"This is love"

[@kelseylol3864]

“He’s just sitting there in the corner like BeNd HeR oVeR” Me: falls off bed from laughing too hard 😂😂😂

[@gamingreviews1683]

Literally me rn

[@lunaris6769]

I have two kittens on my stomach and I cant laugh or they will fall off halp

[@depressionhasenteredthecha138]

I cant laugh cause then ill wake everyone up in my house

[@arcdeep]

Kelsey O'Neal I’m laughing so hard

[@luvelytune]

Kelsey O'Neal me tooo

[@kyleemarie419]

The finger into the circle thing is literally how I found out!! Besides being a ranch kid and seeing animals doing it i never rlly connected the dots. Well at least not till the day in sixth grade on the bus when the seventh graders found out and just kept going in and out😳😳😳😂

[@bonem0ther451]

every time daz sees a child: “she’s like...one”

[@painterxd5125]

Lol 😂

[@broweegipods7664]

😂

[@savannahmartens4839]

fr tho 😂

[@cleona7816]

I’m able to do the anger level on ur comment

[@sbrOW2]

when daz she’s his wife “she’s like.. one.

[@hellerlakota]

I CANT BELIEVE HE ACTUALLY PUT IT AS HIS OUTRO 😭😭

[@moterial_gorl7100]

IK NANANANJAJAJA BBAJAHHAHA KKKK

[@tough_delicacy]

Spoiler alert: he didn’t keep it 😭😭

[@moterial_gorl7100]

@@tough_delicacy 😐👹👹👹✨✨

[@weirdboi5002]

IKR 😭😭😭

[@quinnquinnthedevil6039]

Me to hahahag

[@harrietdoesnt]

I had a male teacher for science and we had sex ed, and i shouted “sir, what about foreplay” and he said “idk my wife never lets me do it” 😂😂 poor guy

[@stoneycooper9758]

Damnnnn poor dude😂😔

[@blackheart2215]

Pore-🤠

[@zeindeich9844]

Fake

[@zeindeich9844]

Ok 😐

[@zeindeich9844]

Now i belive hoh jesus

[@shannonedge904]

Daz is the ONLY youtuber that actually makes me laugh. His laugh is really contagious

[@lucid_sicko8347]

17 year old: *exists* Daz: DUDE THEIR LIKE *ONE*

[@SnailsAnarchy]

@Froodle Noodle ive seen younger looking 17 year olds 😂

[@phoebe6092]

They look about 9

[@killingeveedits8228]

@Marilyn Pedroza Rodriguez true!

[@emitosy4530]

@Marilyn Pedroza Rodriguez 8 or 7???? That's very rare I think. I get a lot of girls get it young and I know there are some who get it at that age, but it's not typical at all. I havent met anyone who got it younger than 10

[@vertig0sire788]

Daz knows too much

[@Twisted_tv]

“I don’t wanna talk about growing up, you weird old lady.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ChastityFaye1]

🤣🤣🤣 I was weak

[@DonJavisLover]

I mean, he's speaking for most of us, I think-

[@buttercupsirsen4587]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Minikui_Fauru]

Dekuuu

[@krimsonklaww611]

Sex Ed back then can be summarized with two sentences: DON'T! GOD NO LIKEY!!

[@wrxxsubaru976]

Krimson Klaww that technically two sentences

[@krimsonklaww611]

@@wrxxsubaru976 there fixed it.

[@maximrao3778]

That’s 4 words

[@GokuBlack-cx3bh]

@@maximrao3778 they count as sentences because of the exclamation point

[@hopeabel3766]

The way he put down his food when she started talk got me dying 😂✨💀💀

[@madib5984]

Boy: “What if I wanna have sex before I get married” Teacher: “well I guess you just have to be prepared to die” Me “THE VINE” 💀 Edit: how tf this get so many likes 😂

[@ElysianLilith]

I was surprised that daz didn't know it 🤔😂

[@benztamondong9781]

The name of the video literally is titled 'Sex Before Marriage? PREPARE TO DIE' Like wtf?

[@katesaurusrex5290]

I guess I'm dead then.

[@johnmoselina1068]

Vine was a banger

[@alexneufville344]

I'm surprised Daz didn't know it even though he was a viner

[@diano_hallway7854]

"Just pictures it as if you're all crawling into one bed together" The girl: 😏

[@pogofgreed3707]

That’s a lot.

[@jooshmeredooth1063]

The 400th nezuko I have seen this week 😂

[@Rattybyoy]

Me and that girl should be besties judging on that

[@Michelangelorulez]

@@jooshmeredooth1063 same this is like the 100 nezuko ive seen and its only monday

[@Annie-wy5mc]

@@jooshmeredooth1063 Dayum son that's alot of Nezuko's!

[@Gothi_6]

Boy: What if I want to have sex before I get married? Woman: * Insert Sauromon voice * So you have chosen Death...

[@rimarzd8132]

Saruman* c'mon g

[@tonya1367]

...well IM PREPARED TO DIE TAKE ME DAMIT

[@Rose-ry6gm]

*Saruman

[@3llieJellie]

8:46 Had to come back to this and again had me in tears. My family was very concerned for me😭😭

[@beansslays]

HELP I LITERALLY ON THAT PART WHILE READING YOUR COMMENT- 😭

[@jvicype3nutbutter454]

AND ITS FUNNY CAUSE HE ACTUALLY DID THAT IN THE END OF THE VIDEO BAHAHAH

[@teagan4945]

“Slippery?... she’s not an ice rink..” Wow- 😭😂

[@ah_plays3681]

I- my dirty thoughts went:🔝

[@mykaylacole]

Teagan I just died a little😂

[@sniperrat__277]

😂😂😂😂

[@sniperrat__277]

Anxious bby girl LMAO

[@endermanza2596]

Old woman: The woman is getting ready to receive the sperm Daz: Yeah she’s like this **opens mouth**

[@kelleyjones1068]

Lol

[@sgmylovee]

That's sus😂

[@minddoctor11]

I know

[@biggiecheese26]

@@sgmylovee Per regulation 274.35, subsection 1356-2 of the Unbreakable Regulation Arrangement of Countries Undergoing Nasty Trends, or U.R.A.C.U.N.T., you have been found to be currently engaging in an act of dead meme-ry. You are therefore required to, and without delay, remove said offensive meme or suffer the consequence of forever being convicted as a T.W.A.T., or Twit Wasting Air and Time. This is your first and FINAL warning.

[@alexisskoll7339]

@@biggiecheese26 wow

[@babeno3777]

“Wow no foreplay? That’s depressing, love. Yeah? Maybe if you weren’t wearing YOUR CURTAINS, your husband might do more.” -Daz

[@kayleighaj_1007]

I love it username May I enter the taeverse

[@fluffyshinobu]

@@kayleighaj_1007 did you seriously forget the fucking butter?

[@Alicia-rs2np]

Can I please enter the Taeverse 🥺🥺

[@Same_Local.Insomnic]

1:05 Daz:Today we will be looking at how far we have “come” Me:don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

[@freyanicholls4048]

Daz at the club: wow you're fit Girl: aha thank yo- *gets smacked in the face by a banana*

[@Skyblue-yf6wm]

Lol!😂😂

[@mateosoto3520]

Suga the rock wsp army!🥺

[@Luna-co1dt]

No one: Daz: slippery? She’s not an ice rink. Me: on the floor laughing

[@pusheengaming4361]

Same

[@gabriellaspace6358]

That joke had me crying 🤣🤣🤣

[@bunbun3.332]

"BeNd HeR oVeR" literally killed me XD

[@wxlly9344]

b a k u g o u fr tho😭💀

[@RoyaleBryYT]

Same XDDD 😂😂😂😂

[@sasha5927]

😂👏🏻

[@michaelogrady8470]

Same

[@connieadams1553]

Same 😂

[@sisser8565]

"I guess you'll have to be prepared to die"... That sentence made me laugh so hard, that I almost peed myself 🤣

[@rubymae4268]

I’m surprised she didn’t just talk about the “special kiss that make someone pregnant “ with the way she’s bloody going on ahahahh😂😂

[@c.mat0]

“GOD AINT GONNA TELL ME HOW TO LAY IT DOWN IS HE” I’m actually dying 😂😂

[@katiemcdonald547]

I read this right before he said this😂

[@sonnyskiess9355]

Katie Mcdonald same it's just as I got to this point 😂😭

[@kate2003]

Ceri Sian it happened to me again : I read this comment whilst he said it 😮 😆

[@heytame]

Same Katie Mcdonald

[@Chlooo.e]

I made it 444 :3

[@crushdlitlstars]

Me: breathing Daz: Says one word Me: laughing my head off trying to breathe

[@yams7882]

Ahahhahahahaha same🤣🤣🤣🤣XD

[@jessscally17]

lol literally me

[@cookiegachatv4229]

Abigail H omg I’m literally doing that!

[@cherry.7751]

Lo l

[@vlogsproductions7102]

For real though every time u watch him i die LMAO

[@gingerlynoise]

“Maybe if you weren’t wearing your CURTAINS- your husband might do mORE” I literally almost choked

[@katiekana]

No pun intended- sorry- 😂

[@lettucelettucelettuce]

Katie Wolf yeah that’s right Asian ;) Sorry lmfao

[@Bella-ow9uh]

Sameeee 😂

[@genevathomas9418]

Literally the shadeee

[@slimequeenxoxo3963]

Sierra Carter 😂😭

[@shsjskdjd]

Right after 11:31 I got a ad saying “by having a iPhone” 😂😂

[@jamiem9843]

This reminds me of "if you have sex, you will get pregnant, and die"

[@cornycollins5867]

Don't do it in the missionary position, don't do it standing up, just... don't do it.

[@keebofan4002]

Jamie M i saw this one video- “what if you Decide that you wanna have sex before you get married?” “well i guess you just have to be prepared to die.” lmao i just thought i should share this

[@taliamccaig3744]

oml yes!

[@ChelsyLolaa]

hahaha

[@user-hp6nm9rz5d]

Jamie M if y know Aphmau u will get this: Kissing leads to babies and death

[@todddeily8032]

Daz: This is why I can’t be a teacher Me: Imagine Daz being a teacher..... THAT WOULD BE AWSOME

[@bohdisoul]

OHMYGOD YES YES YES YES

[@Louisef22]

Fuck ye

[@Underscore12301]

He can teach you how to spell awesome 🤣

[@エヴァン-p9b]

@@Underscore12301 LOL

[@its.meganlol]

IKKKKK I WISH HE WASSSS

[@tpwksusan3135]

Daz: “maybe if you weren’t wearing your CURTAINS your husband might do more”

[@somerandomsimmer8564]

i cried laughing at this

[@somerandomsimmer8564]

what’s the time stamp 😨

[@ziggyz3629]

"That's depressing love, yah, maybe if you weren't wearing your CURTAINS, your husband might do more"

[@lynnelee5517]

"Everything is based on love." "Then you haven't been to the club then have you lady?" *I'm dead.* 🤣☠🤣 7:16 *double dead* 😂🤣😂🤣 (Please do more sex videos Daz!)

[@spycenrice8108]

That last sentence. I'm uh. I took that wrong

[@exmortica]

YES WE NEED A DAZ SEX TAPE

[@usernameunavailable1162]

You may wanna change the last bit mate-

[@lacassassin0072]

Nanny McFee: ‘The sperm is transferred into the woman’ Daz: ‘Ok I’ll eat that later....’

[@backisayback5147]

Lucas Cotterill McPhee* 👍🏻😊

[@tae_withsugakookies4802]

NANNY MCFEE! XDDD

[@nevaehgonzalez9920]

NANNY MCFEE BRUUHHHHH😂😂😂😂

[@katymcphee5917]

You spelled my last name wrong lol

[@lacassassin0072]

Blqkmoon allow my dyslexia 😂😂

[@kaylal.4038]

daz : "how's it going dazz-" ad : " mY pErIoD gOeS bEyOnD pAiN "

[@heyyourecool6203]

I hate period 😭😭😭😭😭

[@lillyyyyy9343]

Hehe

[@miiks_9715]

Pampron? Right? Lmao

[@Molly-up5zn]

Lili Black ikr same

[@نورجہاں-ط3م]

THAT FRIGGIN PAMPRIN AD

[@CloverASMR.]

This is the cherry on top of comedy Best part of this was Daz's laughter over the "thanks for watching" screen 👉👌

[@Chef_boiarded]

“Using a condom is like Russian roulette”

[@NotDocWtf]

Shaquille Oatmeal wtf

[@user-vp5pm4wm3s]

💀

[@cake2939]

why tf did i start singing russian roulette when i read this?

[@happysaladd8951]

*anyway i started blasting*

[@kinggeorgeiii4977]

Why is this so true?

[@jamiehay1027]

*Daz:* "This is the best sausage roll ever!" *Greggs:* "You have chosen death"

[@olive6525]

I've seen you on a Daz video before I think it was last year

[@unianetwork]

I've seen you

[@Solarp1nk]

"This is the best sausage I've ever had🤤" *cries in dirty mind*

[@That_Rainbow_Butterfly]

Glad I’m not the only one who was thinking about that🤣

[@itscine]

@@That_Rainbow_Butterfly how did I not

[@maybe_itz_layla1502]

Ahh no why my mind

[@That_Rainbow_Butterfly]

@@maybe_itz_layla1502 😂

[@HaitchJay]

Troo

[@mleigh123]

Regardless if you have sex before you get married or not, marriage isn’t gonna stop someone from getting aids if your spouse has it. That flight attendant lady doesn’t know wtf she’s talking about 🙄

[@boku23_edits3]

Video: **Talking about sex education** Daz: **Eating sausage rolls** Daz: “JESUS THIS SAUSAGE ROLL IS SO GOOD” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@robin-wy3hq]

i- LOL

[@jasonmann1958]

@@robin-wy3hq stfu

[@rane293]

jason mann ikr

[@willwill5017]

Why has that comment got 200+ likes 2020 cant get anymore fucked

[@jazfromyt]

Glizzy gobbler

[@freya2261]

All I could think while Angela was talking was 3 things: 1: has she experienced this that often? 2: why is a granny teaching us this? 3: wtf is a woman teaching us about men?

[@madi-tf8xx]

sex ed classes in the 80s: *boring* classes now: *cAcKLiNg aNd giGgLEs*

[@jordansavage5300]

I cried out with laughter

[@diddytehfeh7]

Omg yes ahaha

[@lillythompson130]

i fucking cried from laughter no joke and i was send out because they though i had an asthma attack xd

[@avastars3393]

So true lmao lmao lmao lol lol lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@doggo9421]

I wouldn’t know I was not born then That good or bad bc I kinda hate my generation ngl just hate how everyone is always on there phone

[@ryanschacht_]

“Slippery? She’s not an ice rink” LMFAO😂😂

[@jadetyler1543]

Lady: "the womans body is getting ready to receive the sperm." Daz: "yea, shes like this 😲" I- I wasnt ready for that😂

[@noahsnapped6509]

Jade Tyler skkskskso

[@icymads7940]

I laughed out loud

[@connieadams1553]

Ikr lol 😂

[@x_bean_2880]

Jade Tyler time?

[@anthonya2484]

Jade Tyler I literally died laughing at that part 😂😂

[@Zacks_world9713]

Old lady: "there hugging and kissing and this is making love." Me: "well damn, that's not right..."

[@danabrittan7582]

LOL

[@jewel456]

There’s more-

[@goofyassmfs]

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@planet_trapss]

thats not what i learnt on wattpad 🙂

[@dr.necoli]

@@planet_trapss *I felt that on a very personal level to the point it hurts*

[@ynrloco4608]

“The only thing that’s changing in my body is my stomach going outwards” -daz 2020

[@hannahkohl6053]

Honestly same tho

[@Kokothecoconut]

SAME...

[@bonny-rosenash8685]

Lol....but same!

[@huddyshoodie8246]

Honestly me in quarantine 💀💀💀

[@becx3163]

08:45 Daz laugh is just so infectious

[@Meeach]

BRITISH PEOPLE ONLY: Does that sausage roll beat a Greggs sausage roll tho?

[@delyzium]

MitchTheLich not possible

[@sleepysnakey7399]

greggs sausage rolls will forever be superior how dare you suggest otherwise

[@bubblessmartiez197]

Greggs is awful

[@owl7239]

Greggs the bestt

[@cornishchickens6778]

@@sleepysnakey7399 u guys tried a cornish pasty or sausage roll?

[@zofia1352]

“The only changes in my body are my stomach going outwards” I felt that on an emotional level 😂

[@lililyy]

abdominal level* im sorry im so sorry lmao

[@Punkinfluence_666]

"Slippery.....shes not an ice rink!" "I need to grow up..." I cant- I'm dying of laughter Edit: okay okay I only saw this today but thank you for like a thousand likes and a daz heart!!! Thank youuuu

[@Albme94]

same, i dont wanna grow up, that shit is funny XD

[@Z3tr_____]

👍🏽

[@sniperrat__277]

😂😂😂

[@kittycat26934]

😂✌

[@ah9406]

@@Albme94 me to me to let's go to Neverland lol xD

[@theperezfam4823]

Some of the things I love about Daz is he is so so funny and he says JUSUS in mostly all his videos

[@eva.1545]

Daz: Why would any girl draw a love heart and tape onto the wall 4 year old me hiding in the corner

[@avastars3393]

No me I am a trans boy

[@lordsubnoseanomic]

Why would you say that dude

[@eva.1545]

@@lordsubnoseanomic why not?

[@adrian404]

It's just a bit random😂

[@eva.1545]

@@adrian404 🤣

[@emmawellington4085]

*puts down sausage roll* “I can’t eat a sausage when that’s happening can I?” 😂

[@chilli8814]

I bet it was from Greggs

[@josuegarcia3628]

Stfu bitch

[@Skyblue-yf6wm]

That was my favorite part,I couldn’t stop laughing!😂🤣

[@noahgranacki6283]

Josue Garcia bloody hell man chill

[@07lils_]

When the teacher said “Well then your gonna have to be prepared to die” I literally DIED 💀😂😂

[@pontiackay8821]

Same

[@YourBestieTalexa]

"well then you're gonna have to be prepared to die" I lost it!!! Honestly, k freaking lost it. I laughed so damn hard. The shock was incredible

[@hoseoxk9310]

Same tho 😆

[@dsap2163]

You must have been thinking of sex before marriage then

[@fataldestiny365]

I shouldn't have watched this on the bus..... i can't stop laughing😂

[@Sam-xe2bz]

“She’s in the nursing home now!” I CACKLED

[@anaiaoneill1936]

Me two

[@wardkr5098]

Oh

[@pusheengaming4361]

Lol

[@joshmurtagh1783]

“Im not a tap.. i dont shoot out evian” this guy has me dead 🤣🤣

[@israfelfrost6065]

And I was like... Pass water was slang for urination, so, I sure hope you aren't shooting Evian...

[@riofart]

“sO iT cAn EaSiLy sLiP iN aNd OuT . nO tRoUbLe”

[@averywright0691]

💀

[@chloesoma813]

No trouble

[@nadinedobson2420]

Your the best daz

[@mrjim2462]

Bellaandahalf YT that’s Irish 1980-1990s sex education for ya!

[@emilytitus3979]

💀💀

[@troubledesnoyers7017]

The fact that I see this video immediately after watching the girl who cooks the ox penis made this even more hilarious. I’m trying to drive home with my mom in the passenger seat. My face was as red as a lobster because I was trying to keep from busting out laughing and running off the road. Oh daz just makes my day. 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@sarahlampkin7044]

I died as soon as the woman said “erect”

[@clutchgaming6123]

Sarah Lampkin omg same

[@speedz3420]

Wait if you died how are you typing?!

[@ireion3209]

@@speedz3420 r/whooooosh

[@inhle1688]

Sarah Lampkin daz eating the sausage roll made that so much funnier for me

[@thatoneamputee]

@@inhle1688 yes. I almost died laughing

[@cillo740]

“MAYBE IF YOU WEREN’T WEARING YOUR CURTAINS” 🤣 🤣 💀

[@audramcdonaldapologist3676]

“That’s depressing love” 😂

[@-hniibunni-85]

I was on that part when I read this

[@melsfiredrill2740]

I have a relationship with my bed. We sleep together every night

[@Potato53512]

Lmfao

[@calix3062]

Y e s

[@ravioli726]

Me and my bed sleep all day and all night if I'm lucky ;)

[@User-ni4wn]

Me and my bed cuddle with each other for hours it’s such a nice bed 😌

[@lillianhippe8990]

Gacha Girl Nova same it’s not even at night it’s both day and night 😂

[@chelseaceballos6710]

5:33 it's the middle of the night and I burst out laughing 💀🤚

[@chelseaceballos6710]

8:44 PLS- 💀💀💀