DBP

[@SarahBabe]

Not contemplating choices, contemplating CRIMES!!

[@cynicalbeotch]

Only Dexter is the federal criminal. The others are working on lighter sentences. 😂

[@MarigoldThyme]

@@cynicalbeotch Felons!🤣🤣🤣

[@KuroYukia]

Its squidward, we all know she ended up in DBP cause shes special.

[@HazelCoughlin]

My old riding teacher actually had a pasture called "The Bitch Pasture" where all the misbehaving horses would go 😂

[@miabuz]

I am not a fan of cranky mares. Just leave them in that pasture

[@codefreak8]

Maybe squid needs to start her own stand up gig so she can pay her own vet bills.

[@Candie-ub2yv]

I’d pay to watch!

[@kevnjaysmom]

Isn't that exactly what she is already doing ! ?!🤣🤣🤣

[@samirahaslet8227]

She is being used and amused!!!

[@kayak1981]

😂 Squid is adorable and has earned her rightful place in DBP. She’d probably flip you off if she had middle fingers. 😂

[@genthespacewitch]

Fun fact, horse's hooves ARE their middle fingers so they're technically flipping us off all the time XD

[@bonniedavis4601]

​@@genthespacewitchSaved me time! Gotta go, neighbors horse is flipping me off!😂😂❤❤

[@puffball4484]

Nothing is crazier than livestock vet bills.

[@MrsW0f0rd]

Omg I love the pink mane! It's like My Little Dumbass Pony!

[@THE_Only_Valentino_]

Squidward is my spirit animal fr ❤ •Swimming •crashing into to people from across the pond •looking dead while napping •and just being silly Its just me as a horse fr

[@parryyotter]

Squid being in DBP is how I found your channel 😂❤

[@Idk_brandi]

I wish I could share a picture I paused this at the most perfect time it's cracking me up!! it looks like shes smiling beside the carrot ball thing she's looking directly into the camera n it says merch is now available n I stg she looks like she's promoting this thing it's so perfect😂😂😂 words can't even describe lol

[@lgran79]

😂 my dog just had cruciate ligament surgery and she wants to run ...i keep telling her, if you mess up that leg....😊😂❤

[@nesiemac7625]

😂😂😂😂

[@nanny8675309]

You contemplating life choices?! You don’t pay your vet, bills!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Your commentary is awesome!

[@sarahbeets4686]

She is something else, isn't she? 💕 🤗

[@cinder7183]

Beautiful, happy horse!

[@KosmikGawdess]

Most fabulous hair!!

[@Jadriam]

At least the carrot isn't fighting back (this time).

[@jennyrules2694]

Beautiful palomino she is so pretty I love palominos my cousin had one 15hh named Mr Ed he was a hand full but beautiful

[@macchz5444]

oh, Squidward! I love the pink splash in your mane!

[@xenrusxenomorph2268]

Look at her.. knowing she pays the bills

[@jovalove]

if this woman doesn't start doin stand up I'm gunna..yell at someone really loud. 😂

[@HaydenKristalandCo]

You’re in luck, I do stand up! I was on tv!

[@naomiemoore5725]

Love the sign.

[@rhodyguzman-easter5913]

Dumb B Prison?!?😂😂😂I need you in my life 😂😂😂

[@nugget9245]

Squidward is so pretty though. 😂❤

[@Emilythematerialgurl]

Squidward thinking mpre chaos to do for 2025

[@Billiekid]

Squidward is cute❤❤❤❤

[@samirahaslet8227]

Squidward is being used and amused!!!

[@meimei]

I still remember her hitting herself with the carrot ball and act surprised 😂

[@gitawulfren]

😂😂😂 that banner is excellent

[@rcb4ever1]

I wear my sweatshirt all the time!!!😂😂😂😂

[@MorbidRose02]

The minute this becomes a shirt it's MINE

[@BooBuKittyPhuk]

Love the hair so much 😍

[@Mani-period]

It’s almost like squidward likes the minerals well stirred or something

[@mammasita3511]

Aaw i love the pink !

[@mariafisher9259]

I Love Her little Beard 😂

[@KellyMcNurlin]

Like Karen wasn't enough...

[@stanrouxjr5208]

Why you always Bringing me Down? i,m on Carrot break 😂😂😂😂❤XXXOOO ❤

[@lindacole2285]

PRECIOUS BABY ❤

[@samanthab3292]

Love the mane 😍

[@CygnusBard]

Anyone else rolling coz of the Barbie font? 😂

[@maryroman1121]

Carrot's Carrots Carrots

[@Isabel.Maughan]

Chicken nugget is like a mini version of my horse at work but worst

[@Suzyjoy-sp9gw]

i remember this ❤❤❤

[@elizabethmoore3714]

😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂

[@C00lKanD1]

DBP XD

[@Jamiewjoy83]

Her little pink hair❤😊

[@katharper655]

SQUIDWARD HAS THE MIND OF A MASTER CRIMINAL! SHE HAS HUNTED OUT A BIPEDAL CREATURE TO PAY HER VET BILL. You DO realize, don't you, that we are SHORT 2 LEGS. That alone puts us in a questionable situation.

[@sodathevaniandkylefan]

dbp is the only prison i would want to go to bc squidward the diva is there ✨✨✨ I’m gonna miss this diva when i scroll 😔

[@Gis3la-u2f]

Are you living your thru your horses?

[@nara_saya]

Shidou Ryusei from Bluelock

[@StonerBaer]

CRIMINAL, SQUIDWARD!

[@amberj6760]

How do you pay for an $80 K water bill per Month?😮

[@spormlastname267]

It can’t be 80k. Lol

[@parryyotter]

It’s not actually that expensive

[@chaoticace2186]

Animals can be so dumb sometimes. My dog had a mass on his lip that the vet decided to remove and biopsy to be safe.(It turned out to be nothing, he’s fine) Well, on her way to pick him up, my mom gets a call from the vet office saying “hi. We’re just calling to inform you there’s been a complication with your dog surgery as we are required to do.” Poor Mom is in a panic. Did something go wrong with the anesthesia? Is the mass definitely something bad? Turns out the dog woke up in his recovery kennel and saw the bag hanging on the door to it containing his meds and decided he had to have them now. That absolute moron managed to get a hold of the bag and drag it through the bars of his kennel and rip a few stitches in the process! He was perfectly fine and we were able to take him home without any problems, but he will never live it down. Unfortunately, he has since gone death so he can just ignore our complaints these days. I love him so much.

[@valkyriesride129]

❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@mauraogorman2104]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤

[@The_depressed_epiletic]

The fact it took me a second time to reply and read the sign in squids thing

[@pistonslions3115]

😮😂😂😂😂❤🎉

[@Stridawaylife]

I need merch!

[@HaydenKristalandCo]

It’s on my teespring! Make sure you use the code PICKLE or LIAR for a discount 😂

[@Stridawaylife]

@ alright thanks is it a website I search up though?

[@HaydenKristalandCo]

Let me link ya!

[@HaydenKristalandCo]

hayden-kristal-merch.creator-spring.com/listing/dbp-2022

[@Stridawaylife]

@ thank you!❤️❤️

[@SamiratheArabian]

😂😂

[@MargaretSt.Hilaire]

😂😂😂😂

[@lizzucco5455]

😂😂😂

[@clairepettie]

Squidward and I share an address. What does "cast yourself" mean?

[@parryyotter]

It means they’re turned in a direction on their side where they can’t stand up; their legs are facing the stall wall and they’re too close to the wall.

[@4hooves1bighugeheart]

It’s when they roll in their stalls and end up leaning up against the stall walls with no way to get up. If they are not found or are not calm horses they will freak out and put there body into shock which could cause them to die. If they aren’t found in a long time then there organs can actually get pretty messed up too.

[@winterthorns7533]

Im still tore up over the BS you pulled with April. I dont want you on my feed.

[@milkybongwater]

then stop interacting with her content

[@hannahtz5209]

Maybe how you call and treat your animals backfires 🧐

[@parryyotter]

Boo you’re boring 👎🏽

[@fragileheart8477]

DBP really? That horse is beautiful, not her fault she got a strange human to be taking care of her. If you don't want her vet bills, find someone who won't mind taking care of her. Vet bills or doctor bills they come with having pets & children. Don't have them if you don't want the responsibility of caring for them

[@elds2001]

She's a stand-up comedian. Don't be such a whiny ❄️ and take a joke.

[@LittlePastaPeeps]

You must be new here. Squid here is beyond loved by her owner. Dumb bitch prison is just what happens when you injury yourself in the dumbest ways imaginable. Nothing beats when Cheese the furry hoofed raccoon broke the fence, or when they broke into the hay shed.

[@horsewings3561]

​@LittlePastaPeeps yes the fact they got caught in the hay shed and showed little to no remorse. 😂😂😂

[@Catalina0918]

@fragileheart8477 you must be new here, this is "comedic sarcasim"....nothing more. 😁

[@MarigoldThyme]

It's a joke! She is in "prison" because she hurt herself in the weirdest way lol! All Hayden's animals are just hilarious for the crazy things they do!😂😂😂🐴🐎

[@lucyprice6237]

I really dislike that name, just sayin…

[@patriciakane271]

😂😂😂