*Umra Bhar Jannat Ki Talaash Me Rahe* *Aur Zindagi Jahannum Bana Di* 👏🏻👌🏻👍🏻
@user-ho9mq4jh6oАй бұрын
Security guard should be a army chief of Pakistan 😂😂😂😂😂
@NaeemKhan-vu7rtАй бұрын
پاکستان میں سچے ، ایماندار اور باشعور لوگوں کی تعداد آٹے میں نمک کے برابر ہے 😊
@rajanrgАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@subashdalai8893Ай бұрын
Pakistan Mein Bhi Imandar Sacha Log Rehte Hai Lagta Hai Rohit Mehra Ki Fathar Ko Reaserch Karna Padega 😂
@subhashpawar2216Ай бұрын
'मैं भी काफिर तू भी काफिर, मैं भी काफिर, तू भी काफिर फूलों की खुशबू भी काफिर, शब्दों का जादू भी काफिर यह भी काफिर, वह भी काफिर, फैज और मंटो भी काफिर नूरजहां का गाना काफिर, मैकडोनाल्ड का खाना काफिर बर्गर काफिर, कोक भी काफिर, हंसी गुनाह और जोक भी काफिर तबला काफिर, ढोल भी काफिर, प्यार भरे दो बोल भी काफिर सुर भी काफिर, ताल भी काफिर, भांगड़ा, नाच, धमाल भी काफिर दादरा, ठुमरी, भैरवी काफिर, काफी और खयाल भी काफिर वारिस शाह की हीर भी काफिर, चाहत की जंजीर भी काफिर जिंदा-मुर्दा पीर भी काफिर, भेंट नियाज की खीर भी काफिर बेटे का बस्ता भी काफिर, बेटी की गुड़िया भी काफिर हंसना-रोना कुफ्र का सौदा, गम भी काफिर, खुशियां भी काफिर जींस और गिटार भी काफिर, टखनों से नीचे बांधो तो अपनी यह सलवार भी काफिर, कला और कलाकार भी काफिर जो मेरी धमकी न छापे, वह सारे अखबार भी काफिर यूनिवर्सिटी के अंदर काफिर, डार्विन का बंदर भी काफिर फ्रायड पढ़ाने वाले काफिर, मार्क्स के सब मतवाले काफिर मेले-ठेले कुफ्र का धंधा, गाने-बाजे सारे फंदा मंदिर में तो बुत होता है, मस्जिद का भी हाल बुरा है कुछ मस्जिद के बाहर काफिर, कुछ मस्जिद के अंदर काफिर मुस्लिम देशों में मुस्लिम भी काफिर, गैर मुस्लिम तो हैं ही काफिर काफिर काफिर मैं भी काफिर, काफिर-काफिर तू भी काफिर, काफिर काफिर हम दोनों काफिर, काफिर काफिर सारा जहाँ ही काफिर।
@jwala2.0Ай бұрын
😂
@NaeemKhan-vu7rtАй бұрын
@@subhashpawar2216 کافر کا مطلب کیا ؟ جو آپ کی بات نا مانے اُسے کافر کیوں کہتے ہیں؟
@user-nk4cq3tj5dАй бұрын
Talbaar ko nok par salwaar pahnene wale... Jhukna kise kehte h hume sikhayenge😂😂😂
@akeshwerdevdutt3638Ай бұрын
For Information- Major Gaurav Arya and Mr. Alok Ranjan. For fun-Mr. Indian BAKER.
@raghunathrtps5296Ай бұрын
*_13:30_* *_Alok Sir_* *_It's not necessary to give him respect and call him "Yaar"_*
@jwala2.0Ай бұрын
😅
@valaashokbhai3608Ай бұрын
વા વા આલોક ભાઇ વા 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@ravimagroliya3102Ай бұрын
इनका काउंटर करना बहुत जरूरी है सर आप एक नंबर काउंटर करते हो इनकी औकात दिखाते हो यह भले ही अपने आप को सही कहते हैं और आप इनको इनकी सही उसे जगह कहां है बताते हो आपका चैनल सर बहुत जानकारी देता है सभीलोगों को आपका जब से चैनल देख रहा हूं बहुत कुछ जाना है हिंदुस्तान और पाकिस्तान के बीच में क्या है
@nirupam9687Ай бұрын
JAY SHREE RAM 🙏🚩 JAY HIND 🇮🇳
@RohitSharma-oy1jhАй бұрын
Love you Alok Bhai from Jammu❤❤ 1millon tak full sports❤❤har har modi Ghar Ghar Modi love you modi ji❤❤❤❤❤ jai Shree ram❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@AvtarscaryАй бұрын
Alok sir writer wali video mast thi 😂😂😂are yrr Mai ous bande ko Acah samjta tha 😂😂😂
@crackfighter7308Ай бұрын
Main dubai me hu abhi aaur yaha jitne bhi chhota Kam karne wale hai pakistani hai daily routine inka bhikh mangna , dustbean se saman nikalna ,cartoon yani gatte jisko indian kud bhi bolte hai wo karna tandeef me waste material Dhona ....main ek project engineer hu spml me yaha indian worker hai Jo construction me labour hai bahut jagaho par labour hai lekin companies me na ki Gali Gali ghum ghum k ye sab Kam karte hai pakistaniyo ki tarah
@subashdalai8893Ай бұрын
Are Bhai Lebour Ka Hi Kaam Karo Lekin Chori Bhik Mangna Aur Crime Yeh Sab Sirf Pakistani Karte Hai Wo Ek Baar Visa Lagne Ke Baad Waha Gang Chala Te Hai 😂
@user-im3ly4pw7fАй бұрын
Fir to ye security gourd apne boss ke age bhi nahi jhukta hoga ..,,
@whatyouthinkyoubecome7Ай бұрын
Other inventions from Indians that many people don’t know: Snakes & Ladders game Chess Shampoo Ittar Carrom Kabaddi Kho Kho Ludo Dye Leather tanning Yoga Ayurveda Plastic surgery, otoplasty, tonsillectomy Diseases like leprosy, leishmaniasis, Lithiasis treatment Rocket artillery Elementary arithmetic Algebra Sign conventions And this is just ancient India. Modern Indian inventions and discoveries the list is endless… Proud to be Indian 💪🏻
@charlieplays5105Ай бұрын
solomon temple was there from starting which was captured by mohammad by betrayal and made their masjid al aqsa.....
@RaviChaudhari-bq4qwАй бұрын
Just like GYAANVAPI ( & many more)
@charlieplays5105Ай бұрын
@@RaviChaudhari-bq4qw yes brother.....they get offended but the truth and history is that this religion has always captured places , killing male and taking females as their slaves and demolishing other religious places and making their own mosque above them...
@purnapradhan9553Ай бұрын
❤Har muslim ka nature dushra aadmi ko navrat karana❤Navrat karna muslim ka born quality ❤ Modrasa chhap school mey Jehadi, terrorism, corruption shiksha muslim ko mila❤ isliye pakistan Hindustan sey education mey 100 sal pichhe hai ❤
@hemantpurohit60019Ай бұрын
Humne Jhukaya pakistan ko..... history ki 4 war main bhi.... GDP main bhi..... Economic reforms main bhi... In every sports also... In every Political leaders also from jawahar lal to Modi jee era..... In Medical field also..... In scientist (space) also..... In every company topmost position in the world..... In humanity also.....❤❤❤😊
@SunilChoudhary-oi5wnАй бұрын
आलोक भाई ये तो मोजे में छुपा कर ला रही थी अपने बाली तो गांव में सोने की लकड़ी डाल कर लाती है तो टॉप तो अपनी बाली हुई , हुईं कि नहीं 😅😅😅😅
@rajeevballiАй бұрын
Haan to thi woh zazbe wali momin hi na 😂😂😂 Momino ke DNA ki hi to baat kar rahe hain Alok bhai 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 DNA me khot hai Ashian Currept Momino ke 😂😂😂
@rajeevballiАй бұрын
Or Haan crime rate me hamare or porkio ka bohat diffrence hai , 50% crime's porkies karte hain 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Yeh khud UAE walo ne bataya hai 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@motisankaljamoriyaАй бұрын
हर-हर महादेव भाई साहब
@BKBatra8012Ай бұрын
स्कूल का पाठ्यक्रम बदलना होगा
@Raj-nh3fcАй бұрын
Inki imandari inki Altakia se shuroo hota hai.
@Veeress02Ай бұрын
Alok sir security guard kidar kam kar raha he udar chory karega apko 50% dega udari chory karega
@chamkaursingh17Ай бұрын
Waheguru ji bharat mata ki jay 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🙏🙏🙏🙏
@calmingbrainАй бұрын
Imran khan ne inlogo kaha tha!! Apne sab SE pehle ghabrana Nahi hai😂😂
@SoumikSarkerАй бұрын
The security guard is unaware of multiple sources of income.
@PrakashAcharya-zd4cpАй бұрын
Jay shree ram Jay Hind Jay sanatan
@Sanatanhindu3107Ай бұрын
Jai Hind Sir...
@HappyCorn-jj8zhАй бұрын
Vo guard yhi banda tha 😅
@RaviChaudhari-bq4qwАй бұрын
Ye fir se ZINDA ho gya 😂😂 Ye khud radical hai ( iski baato se pataa chaltaa hai)
Modi took debt like Imran Khan . Till 2014 India had 55 lakh crore debt and in 2023 India had 155 lakh crore debt . Talk sometime about that as well Alok Ji …
@being548Ай бұрын
Udhar to hoga .hi...mai manta hu. . development sab band kar dena chahiye bus.... environment acha karo...khane ko de do...
@BhavinVora-yw3ucАй бұрын
9:31 पहले चाचा अकल वाले और ये चाचा जोलाछाप 😂😂
@michihofer587Ай бұрын
Alok,you're absolutely right about the Pakistani.
@kindheart0i0Ай бұрын
Chacha ji ekdam sahi baat bole hai , aise bande bohut kam milte hai
@user-dm2ut9ks1fАй бұрын
Alok bhai aap ko kuch ni maloom sub pakistan banaya😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jaskiratsingh2167Ай бұрын
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
@shreemansatyawadi3788Ай бұрын
That is K K Dewett .... and not K K David ... I had used the same book for post-graduation in Economics.
@alexitty777Ай бұрын
This security guard should be Army officer or member of Pak parliament.😂
@ushashetty53Ай бұрын
Like Jews - hum ko bhi aise hee karna hai.............. Our countrymen should work more on research field. Lets take step by step and progress. Jai Hind.
@MahendraYadav-o8wАй бұрын
बहुत सही काम कर रहे है आप sir ji.... Too good job
@kuttysankar1401Ай бұрын
@12:03 Agar Paxtani imandar hote, tho security guard ki naukri na hoti😂
@edwinblades285Ай бұрын
I agree with you Alok sir nice gentleman of Pakistan.And my reply to that security guard. Indian bow theri heads towards respect.Pakistani specially remove their pants towards fear.😂😂
@MohitTathodАй бұрын
Sir 2nd video par reaction do
@DDReactАй бұрын
wo kaun sa hai
@MohitTathodАй бұрын
@@DDReact daily swag ka aagla video
@user-nq1jj4uc9mАй бұрын
Hamare log kyun dekh raha hai pak YT videos kyun dei raha hai views kab samaj mei ayegi hamare log aur itna Zid kyun hai dekhne mei 😡
@mangeramverma5414Ай бұрын
security guard to hmesa malik k aage slem thokti h or khta h chuha jhukega nhi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@balindersingh578Ай бұрын
Namskar ji Jai Shree Ram this person very true taking ji
@tuhinabhattacharya6358Ай бұрын
At 23.32-24.03😂😂 ✔️Alokji,..
@unvlogs9994Ай бұрын
Yes it's call hard working. We indian love to hard working Even I'm 18 hours working sometimes
@sukhidhillon4473Ай бұрын
Good 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
@user-oo8jh5zy8jАй бұрын
Right 👍 Alok Bhai 👍 jo juke ka wahi age badhenga Jai Hind 🇮🇳🇮🇳🙏💙
@AKA_ABpositive_Ай бұрын
04:05 Hum Kafir hai isliye imandaar hai... kyunki Hum HINDU hai isliye imandaar hai... Kyuki ISLAM follow nahi krte isliye hum imandaar hai
@sachinjakhariya1845Ай бұрын
24:44 Pakistan ne atankwad Diya 😂😂😂
@SonaramDaimary-o5rАй бұрын
Alok bhai mein assam se hoon. Mein andra pradesh main kam karta hoon. 14thousand salary leta hoon vo bhi din main 4 hour duty.saol sabji gas total free.
@MaheshSharma-fn6kzАй бұрын
इसको कहते हैं खुला दिमाग बेहद कम है पाकिस्तान में 1%
@kenny9168Ай бұрын
Biryani di hai unhone 😂
@anilsood1688Ай бұрын
Honest opposition by Pakistani uncle 👏
@smartgirl1920Ай бұрын
Bhaya lagta h ki ye pahle bale dada ji aapka video dekhte he😂
@RakeshKumar-zy4lsАй бұрын
Good 👍 job sir 💪
@crackfighter7308Ай бұрын
Isko puchhiye sabse jyada dubai me investor kaun hai dubai ka sabse badi companies indian ki hai sobha group ,RP group yani ravi pillai group , lulu group inko batao ye hai kya chor log
@mahimahiphone5160Ай бұрын
Jai Hind sir ji 🙏🇮🇳
@vinodc.r.328227 күн бұрын
You don't have to bow in the UAE. They are the most humble Arabs.
@AnushtupBiswasАй бұрын
There have been many discoveries and pioneers from the muslim world with regards to science and mathematics. As you mentioned Algebra, it comes from the Arabic word al-jabr, owing to the fact it was developed there. Then the numbers that we use 1-9, are known as arabic numerals were also developed in the arabic part of the world and India. Yes, zero of course is India. I am sure there are many more, but I guess these developments are from a bygone era of the Islamic world. Now, somehow, it has regressed to this.
@jaskiratsingh2167Ай бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@ayushx4831Ай бұрын
What we Expect from them ? XD
@NIK7EАй бұрын
Chacha is most logical person I've seen so far in TERRORISTAN !
@thakorpatel2671Ай бұрын
YE JO SURVEY BATAYA KI CHRITIANS SABSE AAGW , BILKUL GALAT HINDU SABSE AAGE HAE READ PLANE÷PALAYAN AEROPLANE=HARE PALAYAN DRONE=DRAUN, GURU DRAUNA CHARYA MISSILE=MASHAL ITNA KAAFI HAE
@marcpereira5143Ай бұрын
When I played your video it was 8000 views within 30 minutes 10700 wow man
@Pmt-gw6mqАй бұрын
24:44 इन्होंने दिए कटोरेवाले👏😜👏😜👏😜👏😜😜🤣
@Lakash-yi4flАй бұрын
Jai hind alok bhai 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
@Lalitduggal.Ай бұрын
Alok sir please in se 2 baat puchiye 1:- pakistan me sthan shabd Sanskrit ka kyu istemal karte hai 2:- namaaz namah + aj = Naman karta hu dharti per Agar galat hu tu to please bataiye
@MukeshKumar-sc9pmАй бұрын
Muzammil Bhai bout der main dikhayee diea
@tuhinabhattacharya6358Ай бұрын
At 24.07-11” O God,not again 🙄🙄”,..
@shafqatsonipandyarАй бұрын
Agree brother
@Lalitduggal.Ай бұрын
Hum hindu aapne kaam ki jagah ko bohot mahatva dete hai agar hame apne office me kuch bhi karna pade hum karte hai, kyuki jis kaam se hamare bachche pal rahe hai vo hamare liye bhagwan se badkar nahi hai
@S.Y_1998Ай бұрын
Do react on our indian flaws also...so that others will also follow you...for our society wellness 🙏🙏✅
@pranaliu6185Ай бұрын
I remember readin Imran khan also sent his money to other countries. Just because he was a captain when Wasim Akram got two wickets, they believe Imran is not corrupt lol
@pranaliu6185Ай бұрын
Just as an example there are allegations about misuse of the endowment funds to his cancer hospital
@anilsignghnegianil8881Ай бұрын
Mail also invented by indian
@ramrupdas5346Ай бұрын
Ku ki Pakistan mondir tor ta hay Jay hind
@kataryaiqbal5847Ай бұрын
Ram Ram Alok Bhai...Aapse ek request h ki Aap video ke last me Subscribe ki Appeal jaroor karen, kyuki Aapke views jyada hai or log subscribe Kam kar rahe hain.. please 🙏🙏🙏
@jaskiratsingh2167Ай бұрын
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
@rajpurohit7992Ай бұрын
Jai Hind Alok Ji 🇮🇳🙏 The first gentleman, who was indeed an educated, spoke, no doubt quite logic and factual, rightly said these are just hanful of them in Papisthan , who unfortunately were educationally not exploited, further he was quite right on books, eventually, even today the Pak stidents refer to Bharatiya Books 🇮🇳 . Regarding the second (Security Guard) 😅😅😅 Absolutely no need to comment on him, he was pathetic comic , who added entertainment in your episode 😅😅😅 Vande Mataram 🇮🇳🙏
@recordtime0740Ай бұрын
Bichara itana bada kaam kaise karega thande dimaag se sochne vala.
@HappyCorn-jj8zhАй бұрын
Islami ( jamure) of pakistan 😅
@debjaniroy5741Ай бұрын
Yeh batao pakisthani o k aap k pakisthan me Sach bolne me aap ko koun rok ta hai??? Bahar ki log?????
@user-mt5vj8uy4c28 күн бұрын
Bhaut hi khub kha pakistani Imandar ha maza aa gaya ❤❤❤
@kollegalsrinivas1230Ай бұрын
Algebra was developed in Babylon. Present day iran. Please refer google
@sunitpandey2532Ай бұрын
🇮🇳 वंदे मातरम। 🙏
@7x.Indian777Ай бұрын
❤❤❤
@akashtenkale1321Ай бұрын
Jisne bhi is video dekh rahe ho starting me backround mobile banner pe Indian flag ka poster represent horaha hai , shayad mere hisab se Virat Kohli hai us poster pe😅😅
@i_love_india1971Ай бұрын
इनचालल्ला हम लंबर वन हैं
@GauravSingh-fu6pyАй бұрын
Security guard se kuchh jyada umeed nhi Kar rhe aap.
@mtj9499Ай бұрын
We need Chinese model for 10 year's to streamline our country
@ProfGKSpeaksАй бұрын
Alok Bhai, That Kerala chief minister communist vijayan had also doubled debt of the state of the total debts in his time. Check and do some reaction
@tuhinabhattacharya6358Ай бұрын
At 6.29-“ he avoided mentioning the name to play safe “,..at 9.33-34🤣😂🤣😂,..at 9.37-“ what an idio…ic thing to say, n what the heck does ‘sar jhukana’ has to do with crime rate ⁉️🤔”,..at 14.15 ⁉️🤔,..at 19.06-07😂😂😂😂,..at 23.20-23⁉️😂😂😂😂
@Dattebayo5XАй бұрын
A world without peacefools will be so peacefull🎉🎉🎉
@jaskiratsingh2167Ай бұрын
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
@jaskiratsingh2167Ай бұрын
🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
@sukhmandermaan6681Ай бұрын
Alok bro jo yeh pehan te hai Salwar Woh bhi Indian ne di inko,,Hamare great Gen Hari Singh Nalwa ne pehnayi inhe,, yeh baat kya karte hai jahil
@muralidharrao825Ай бұрын
Pakistan army famous for different businessess other than war😂😂😂
@subhro1019Ай бұрын
Pakistani airforce acquiring J31 5th gen fighter aircrafts from China...Our airforce are still sitting without doing anything...Our AMCA 5th gen fighter is decade and half away from induction...We literally don't have any aircraft to counter 5th fighters😢😢😢