Footage of T-59 Tank 2

[@henryfleischer404]

Note: The tank didn't actually damage the LCS, they just do that occasionally.

[@dmdj8588]

Fax

[@koskok2965]

💀

[@veryangyperson]

It's true they get pierced by a Type-59 every Sunday in the morning (7:30 AM)

[@AWoodford93]

@SubBrief

[@bansheebacklash3730]

Sea state must have been > 1 that day lmao

[@lingchenzeng5745]

1:42 that tailspin seahawk is the most hilarious thing i have ever seen lmao

[@TheOfficialMrloggy]

fr

[@MN_F16C]

Fr he was just "K this is fi-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[@KILLERMEXICAN210]

Those pilots won't remember what gravity is.

[@saqibshafin]

hhahahahah best scene

[@Wikchsawa]

999999 g forces

[@sasin2715]

This is how Gaijin sees Soviet prototypes that were never built

[@shikikanaz4624]

But this is a chinese t54

[@shahramtondkarmobarakie1824]

meanwhile swedish leopards being the strongest tanks in the game for no fucking reason

[@spe-notapopularytbersus1237]

@@shahramtondkarmobarakie1824its sweden so its tanks and aircraft are femboy and shitter proofed (i saw a femboy playing sweden in wt)

[@pen1505]

And wargaming

[@pen1505]

And wargaming

[@ButterHaus420]

I really liked the Three Body Problem reference with the tank blasting through the tear drop probe.

[@RocketPropelledMexican]

Entire video is a three body problem reference, from the three soldiers approaching the droplet and the smashing through the ships one by one

[@tsarbombawithinternetconne875]

@@RocketPropelledMexican mfw human hubris has doomed Earth's entire space fleet and humanity's survival dawns upon a disgraced Wallfacer and four ships who escaped the massacre that is doomsday:

[@uninteressant2196]

wtf yall talking about wheres the three body problem???

[@ButterHaus420]

@@uninteressant2196 You realize we're talking about the book, right? The tank is essentially acting like the teardrop probe from it, it even shows the tank blasting through the teardrop probe towards the end.

[@al5160]

水滴！攻击者是水滴！

[@OddBawZ]

Lore accurate Chinese Hacker in War Thunder.

[@GHGXD360]

It's just classified chinese technology you wouldn't understand

[@lingchenzeng5745]

who we got here

[@ImJustVale]

Hi OddBallz!

[@thomaszhang3101]

OddBawZ! OMG! Plz give the Type 59/69 (T-54 family in general) some love :3

[@Jacksonldw]

进攻D点！

[@m1a2_sepv4_abrams]

for those who are confused, 59改, which means Type 59 Mod. , is a meme originated from chinese social media. Type 59 has too many modifications, so there is a joke that 59 can do anything, even including fighting against a starship fleet.

[@yiyanhuang2958]

💀😂

[@LeoChen-v6z]

just like the j-10 thing right?

[@sodadrink8363]

i love how the t-59 still sees the need to dodge missiles that won’t even dent its armor, style is everything lmao

[@jameshi4552]

Saw*

[@moroncosmin]

super sexy style (dmc reference)

[@birdbraino_o2097]

T-59: has cannon Also T-59: proceeds to ram every single enemy even the world

[@imworldbank5442]

Ita captain marvel

[@thermalvision203]

The Type-59 only activated and became hostile after the marines sent to inspect it understood that it was not a peace offering from the Chinese, but a weapon of war.

[@lemagicbaguette1917]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@thermalvision203 mess with the honk, you get the bonk

[@thermalvision203]

@@lemagicbaguette1917Upon inspection, the following message was found inscribed on the Type 59's hull "What's it to you if we destroy your entire empire?" and only after the marines had read that inscription and understood its meaning did the arcane power source of the Type 59 activate.

[@lemagicbaguette1917]

@@thermalvision203 huh. Neat.

[@TheOtherAviationGuy]

I have a feeling that 0:12 will be the most replayed part for unspecified reasons

[@i_like_jam2015]

Hehe boii

[@m.dzakyputraabiyyu9177]

just to make sure ofc

[@tranquoccuong890-its-orge]

well, who to say its always nice to see Tifa makes a cameo in Type 59 tank footages

[@minhducnguyen9276]

That's just an Italian politician.

[@zhongtaonation]

Tifa appeared as a cameo because she actually punched tank to death in her game

[@RedVRCC]

Radar operator: "Sir, we got something on radar!" Captain: "Scramble the fighters!" AEGIS crew: "...sir, is that a _tank?"_

[@OperatorJackYT]

Jesus Christ you just gave that Marine a reason to actually go to the hospital

[@wrongoloid4749]

We have determined your injury is not service related

[@veryangyperson]

Also your medical bills will be $567,900.99 WITH taxes and do please leave a 14% that would be wonderful

[@shredskis1099]

​@NorgumiOwOWe can lower that cost for you a bit if you join the Marines

[@dedonkers]

​@@shredskis1099although we won't pay for ptsd treatment you have to pay that in full :)

[@internetrules8522]

re enlist with a 20 year contract and we can knock that down to bout 350k @NorgumiOwO

[@IGetGangBangedByFishAllDay]

“The VA has determined that your injuries and PTSD is not service related.”

[@konstantinriumin2657]

Fun fact: this tank only used 4 % of its power!

[@pacedior]

and shaggy was the commander. do the math

[@kaiyung6813]

Who would win? Shaggy at 100% power vs this tank

[@pacedior]

@@kaiyung6813 actually, what i meant before was, imagine how it'll be if shaggy was also the commander of the tank. But, if using your scenario now, my money would be still on shaggy, no need to 100% power, just a mere 4,7&.

[@Slaas_2000]

copium

[@AUsernameWeShallMarchToKiev]

@@Slaas_2000 Yeah, the Type 59 is clearly far more capable than this. This is only a tiny fraction of its total capabilities, likely around 0.01%.

[@hhfhhfg]

Friend: "War anime isn't that crazy" War anime:

[@typicalasianguy1805]

Space battleship Yamato!

[@arya31ful]

Izetta

[@TheChieftain1117]

Who needs missiles when you can BE the missile?

[@flamegod7]

It's not an armor piercing missile, it's an EVERYTHING piercing missile.

[@Arthur-xu2iy]

When the missile doesnt know where it is, BE THE MISSILE

[@deathguy66]

Air Arcade in a nutshell lol

[@4t0mic_J3sk0]

Im still wondering, how is it even able to fly withought any type of HYDRAULICS

[@BraxtonParsons-s8h]

"What did you just say about the missile? I'll have you know I am the missile, and I know where I am at all time."

[@sovietonion8801]

Imagine the g-forces the crew is experiencing

[@Chase92488]

no amount of crew upgrades gonna stop you from losing control here

[@thomaszhang3101]

Crew? Teardrop has no crew, not even any space between its atoms!

[@einehrenmann6156]

after that first acceleration that crew isn't experiencing anything anymore. Those guys were turned into goo.

[@lamtommy4292]

The tank interior has been evenly treated with its crew member

[@alanturing6232]

Best Gaijin Premium tank trailer ever🤣 An honest description of how the new tanks will perform in the game.

[@ThePrimordialArchon]

Specifically russian premium tanks

[@mgson6465]

2s38 😂😂

[@notjeih]

RIP Johnny, he was one of the 3 soldier who found the t59 first. He was a good man, bless him🙏🙏

[@joskethegreat4154]

Wait is that Johnny Sins? I thought he was the firefighter who saved my sister 3 years ago!

[@r6guy]

Who knew the T-59 was sent by the Trisolarans.

[@crobopulusmichael9097]

It's amazing what you can develop without sophon intervention.

[@tsarbombawithinternetconne875]

This is what Trisolaris fears if they leave humanity for 400 years alone.

[@prometheus9732]

@@tsarbombawithinternetconne875 i don't have aby clue what you are talking about.

[@Dumb-Comment]

@@prometheus9732 this video , i would assume, was a reference to the "droplet" in the "Three Body Problem" from the "Remembrance of Earth's Past" novel series

[@RadekSikula]

Trisolarans wouldn't be that stupid to give that tank to humans.

[@andyfu9651]

BTW, The BGM is “Spring Festival Overture” It's like Christmas music in China.

[@somebody4977]

yep it is

[@skipslash7367]

it was just like when the droplet destroyed all of the earth ships at once in three body

[@tianming.]

it even killed the droplet lmaoo

[@danielawesome36]

​@@tianming. For those who are curious: 2:01

[@SingularityPoint]

@@tianming.is the username a 3BP reference?

[@tsarbombawithinternetconne875]

Bro even the droplet was fucking annihilated 😭

[@Auueiw4-]

Where is the droplet from

[@Swordgaming360]

The sequel we all didn't ask for, but needed

[@owenfarmer1588]

rest in peace to the residents of mexicali, mexico

[@TheMexicoBear]

I’m pretty sure that was San Diego.

[@therealsans6937]

​@@TheMexicoBear that or Tijuana

[@Alphadelta-sv4cg]

San Diego is one of the American's largest naval bases so it would be understandable. @@TheMexicoBear

[@vegasboy5931]

It hit directly south of the Salton Sea, so the explosion radius would have encompassed Mexicali but it barely reaches San Diego before the video ends. I live in the Palm Springs area (just north of it) so canonically I just saw myself get vaporized lol

[@Merreyweder501]

Soy de ahí xd

[@soneomeelse]

Burst out laughing seeing that chopper spin, 1:42

[@PANTSIR-S1]

Nightmare of USA :*flying soviet tanks*

[@NguyenPN11xd]

It’s a Chinese tank

[@ThemightyEnterprise]

A flying Soviet tank did exist

[@einehrenmann6156]

@@NguyenPN11xd A chinese copy of a Soviet tank*

[@adam68756]

@@einehrenmann6156 nobady copy junk

[@coconut158]

The fact that it is tagged as warthunder content makes this much better

[@keyonhutson1539]

The new season of Three-Body is looking wild.

[@IdfkGee]

This T-59 is made out of uranium, iron, steel, plasma, diamond, depleted uranium, the souls of the damned, and kryptonite. The crew has no bloodstream, is made out of the flesh of God, and has the balls of steel.

[@mariaanum149]

Actually, it's made out of adamantium

[@fotppd1475]

0:02 T-59 Driver: "Did you just ki- OHOHOHO you ****** up now. Its time for another episode of FAILURE management."

[@Epicgamerboy-li4rv]

I feel bad for that guy

[@Vin-729]

"GET DOW-"

[@Paper_Street_Soap_Co]

"The flying tank doesn't exist, it can't hurt you" Flying tank:

[@idkhow-yl7xo]

You should not make the T 59 angry

[@Musafir09945]

Superman: I am the greatest being alive Type 59: finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

[@sthdk7725]

0:12 Damn you Flowerrrrr!!!!!!!

[@Taijitu527]

The Flower: Thank me Later ;)

[@Yeeter_Inbound]

THE VIDEO WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! I can't imagine what the crew inside the tank are like after all that flying around. They are probably Jell-o at that point

[@ringring8938]

Part of the tank, part of the tank, part of the tank.

[@AmmarAlshomali]

That T-59 was pulling at least 200-1390gs And a human can handle up to 15g so yes they are not jello they now part of the tank.

[@mankihonda983]

Inertia dampening fields are clearly at play here, the crew is fine.

[@pewpewDino]

That's better than some holllywood alien attack scene

[@Moth-pz9vg]

2:03 how dare you... You just declared war on every star wars fan

[@b1-horse-droid]

I know your pain, I am a Star Wars fan, too.

[@greeny_boi2465]

Historically accurate

[@diewildemathilde4432]

Earths response to the trisolaran droplet:

[@qutibplay1152]

Так хорошо на душе стало....

[@odeyalo51]

Да, имба просто

[@generalwwii2215]

Z

[@allankogolik2948]

Это же тайп-59. Он всё может!))

[@CallousSonnallous]

This is art, the timing, the matching to the music and the humour! Perfection! Bravo!

[@Johny_Cage0]

its crazy this guy is actually improving on animating however when stars wars 2

[@diewildemathilde4432]

That's basically the tank version of Yondu's arrow from guardians of the galaxy, only that that tank can even destroy a trisolaran droplet

[@therealsans6937]

Fr 😂

[@velocityraptor0]

Tank Crew Tank commander- Skipper Gunner- Kowalski Loader- Rico ,private siiting in the back looking cute and cudly

[@mariaanum149]

Size of crew's brain: the size of a dog tick

[@stevetsang7993]

0:11 That flower was perfect 😂

[@TheFrenchRepublic]

Most normal premium Soviet tank in War Thunder:

[@justkirt4282]

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

[@dancingferret6654]

Wow, how original.

[@mitchek6509]

Biblically accurate t59 the Prince Rupert's drop at the end😅👌

[@FriedFanta]

The trisolarian droplet is impossible to destroy. That means this tank can literally destroy earth.

[@paprikar]

Hell yeah, another masterpiece once again

[@bizarre8148]

Historically accurate T-59

[@Waltuh_Black]

Bro must really hate California 💀

[@asscheeks3212]

We all do, even Californians hate California

[@dirtyvinyl8817]

That was Mexico’s California lol

[@Epicgamerboy-li4rv]

@@dirtyvinyl8817no

[@Artemie-np3qu]

Perfection. I shall make note of this so I can turn it into a boss fight in a Dungeons and Dragons game I will run

[@solarwind]

There is actually an effect where if you go insanely fast, even if your aerodynamics sucks, you will fly. Just because you're moving so fast you're lifted off the ground

[@Countryball-Portugal24]

The tank is so much dangerous that even Superman can't beat it, it also destroys timeline after timeline

[@NguyenLyubyuStrana]

youtube:yes this is indeed war thunder

[@SirDumplingTheKnight]

I like how some of the explosions align with the music.

[@quantumx9924]

These are awesome great work! My favourite is still the animals one!

[@tylerhe]

This is how I imaged fighting the droplet must have been like in the Three Body Problem novels.

[@elsis8360]

This reminds me that part in the three body problem when Droplet destroyed all humanity fleet.

[@Juan_Ignacio1]

Loved that three body problem reference!

[@stocriderj]

0:50 Three body reference 🔥🔥

[@tieradlerch.217]

I like how the music sync well on some parts

[@grilledcheeselord1]

1:25 was the most japanese part

[@PavelMy]

1:00 This one-on-one fight is like in a drop fight scene in Memory of the Earth's past - a science fiction trilogy by Chinese writer Liu Qixin,

[@S.T.R.Y.K.E.R.]

So much better than expected.

[@oniecchi]

Todo lo mostrado en el video es completamente veras y autentico.

[@janeghagyiam230]

videos are amazing (have t59's versus the t55 rocket booster russian tank as a boss fight video)

[@russkatherealoriginal6904]

Gotta fight M48 first, if you know what I mean.

[@shahramtondkarmobarakie1824]

sino soviet split (colorized)

[@LOST_ABYSS18]

I love how the endscreen is so casual besides the fact that *E X P L O S I O N*

[@IceThunder_]

truly a t59 moment

[@ShIzOchKa_3o6bl]

О Господи это так круто! Жду ещё больше серий с супер танком! 🤯

[@tungtruong2135]

2:01 is that the droplet space ship from "Three body problem" ?

[@shneblyboy3604]

These tanks are a new discovered SCP.

[@WhiteKitsuneLoli]

Finally, you're back 😂😂😂

[@judet2992]

1:42 I lost it at the Looney Tunes Seahawk XD

[@georgeofhamilton]

Came here because of the _Three Body Problem_ memes.

[@NateWade-bh6dm]

I like how the music perfectly matches up

[@Eldelturnodelatarde]

Ok, but jokes and memes aside, could you imagine how terrified all thoose (imaginary) people were, a single tank is massacring their entire fleet and nothing they do can stop it

[@piolewus]

The tank has become an armored core

[@fakestory1753]

i was going to say it would be a fight with the droplet, but i take back my words after just a minute

[@smilinggeneral8870]

At one point the tank is just playing a rhythm game

[@j-jackw.2436]

imagine the G's that shit be pulling

[@captain_commenter8796]

Typical war Thunder match when you have 500% booster active:

[@kingbiging9012]

Как же я горд, что советский т-54, улучшенный до Type 59 творит все что хочет со славу КПК

[@Dakota-c6n]

That tank is a menace to society for being too damn overboard with power like damn it can fly

[@GaminGiga]

1:55 nice synchro tho 😂

[@sprait3128]

this is the sequel we never dreamed about nor deserved, but still got

[@ErnestKhamilov]

Dude inside that tank is causally withstanding 30gs

[@sharkgull1606]

US navy: I fear no man, but that thing. *It scares me*

[@Snail_Thunder_]

Part 2 of completly accurate warfare.

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

Meanwhile the US is like "This is our new tank. It's pretty cool I guess. Max range of like, at least 1km. It's kinda fast. Has some armor. Overall not bad." *[Seal-clubs the living shit out of T-72s]* Britain just doesn't say anything, you hear nothing about their stuff, meanwhile BAE is making the most insane shit ever that actually works, and sells it to the US.

[@samebeans2446]

Dude pulled 5000 g's like a fly

[@neilpavlov4716]

Gaijin "the tank isnt that op'" The tank in question💀💀

[@ultradimensions]

Yes, we got a sequel.

[@jamesblack7991]

We all gotta appreciate the most replayed...

[@ultra0260]

у меня уже такое ощущение, что автор пересмотрел стражей галактики, и он так захотел скопировать стрелу Йонды, но сделать при этом максимально угарно, что и получилось в итоге

[@kali9302]

这bgm配的很好 完美的配合了画面

[@Alina_Vasilievna]

This is actually a real example of Mach 50 or 100 Hypersonic Highly Maneuverable Anti-Everything Missile (HHMAEM) works, The concept of it was Using it's own kinetic energy to Pierce anything, It has some Strongest Steel case such as Vibranium or Titanium kind of metal with really Sharp Archer nose, with Nuclear Ion Pulse jet propulsion, also with jet thruster steering, Theoretically it can pierce anything even aircraft carrier, with only one missile it can shoot many targets, without needing refueling 🎉

[@magmaximus]

Plot twist: it’s a bob semple tank with the-59 build around it

[@jiamyy4353]

this guy is grinding social credits with these animations

[@kingghidorah8106]

the dynamic fluids must have been a pain to bake and render, very well done, I'll take my 1000 social credit points for approving this video.

[@m16-a2]

War thunder certified moment

[@isexuallyidentifyasukraini5407]

Love how this video is basically a homage to the Three Body Problem. Also, happy year of the dragon!

[@nyashchan-]

Waiting T-59 vs submarine and megaladon