Dead Last S2 : E10 - Ranking the Worst Horror Films Ever

Join me and my final panel of guests as we discuss films from the IMDB bottom 100, otherwise known as the worst horror films of all time!
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[@TonyGearSolid]

To put things in perspective of just how off point the Alone in the Dark movie was, the original game was basically a Lovecraftian haunted house story, while the movie had Tara Reid as a scientist.

[@rachelyork4485]

This was so much fun to watch! Enjoy your panel episodes.

[@MRGRIMZ89]

DONT KILL THE PANELS

[@RobbDorn]

I’m 30 seconds in and already excited. So many “great” films in this list. Can’t wait to see how this all unfolds.🤘🏼🤘🏼Josh and crew kicking off my weekend in a great way once again. I personally love the panels, but will still tune in no matter what format you use.

[@bluesman9832]

I am interested to see what you are going to do next with the show! It may be my favorite show on all of KZbin! I do hope you continue to mix some panel episodes in during future seasons. I absolutely love Derek and Mikey and would be heartbroken to never see you three talk movies again! I started watching your channel at the beginning of lockdown and have watched every episode more than once. 😁❤️

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodUnclePete]

He's still doing Dead Last, however he will only have one guest for each episode, as well as some guest appearances from other people as well.

[@bluesman9832]

@@FriendlyNeighborhoodUnclePete Sounds like fun! Thank you for letting me know! I always enjoy when you are on as well.

[@Dig_TV]

I appreciate your kind words Bluesman, and I can confidently say Mikey does as well. I suspect you haven’t seen the last of either of us on this channel, so stay tuned!

[@peterdanior4538]

I will tell you why I put Manos last Josh. I never saw the MST3K version, so it does not hold fond memories like Hobgoblins does. I found it incredibly boring. And all of the bits that went on too long went on too too too too long that they stopped being funny a second time. It was badly made, but not in a fun Birdemic way. I didn’t care about anyone in the movie, not even enough to dislike them. Besides Manos and Ortega I don’t remember anyone else’s name. Overall I put this on the same level as Feardotcom & Alone in the Dark, but at least those were trying to make movies. That’s why I put Manos as Dead Last

[@movietimelines]

i can definitely understand that. it's certainly not a jauntily paced film. lol.

[@peterdanior4538]

@@movietimelines it’s no Open House that’s for sure.

[@keithl1189]

Really great panel this time around. Enjoyed it a lot!

[@lostinthemasses]

Thank youuuu

[@Thomwade0072]

Here were the rankings I sent to Josh... 10. Human Centipede 3 (Just... no... I hate this franchise) 9. The Open House (What the hell was this????) 8. the Fog remake (An unnecessary remake that improves on nothing) 7. Fear Dot Com (I watched this twice not realizing that I had. I still remember nothing about it.) 6. Alone in the Dark (I watched this) 5. Birdemic (I just do not enjoy this like other people do) 4. Manos (This one really loses something without the MST 3K commentary, still, sort of entertaining) 3. House of the Dead (Okay, this is just hilariously stupid and has Clint Howard. Always a plus) 2. Hobgoblins (First time watch and this was gloriously dumb) 1. Troll 2 (A true classic of 90's Cinema)

[@jazcc]

This is a great list. The Fog remake was a slap in the face to John Carpenter

[@VonWenk]

The story I've heard was that the maker of Manos, the Hand of Fate made a bet with screenwriter Sterling Silliphant (who wrote In the Heat of the Night and The Towering Inferno), not a producer.

[@lostinthemasses]

He was also a producer.

[@sourpatchkid394]

YAY! So happy you did this. Last one? Now I’m sad

[@lostinthemasses]

Love that you put the Tony Hawk clip in there side by side.

[@ghysling]

2:26 -Now Chris, you're gonna do something crazy here! *Chris opens up some menthos, pops some in his mouth and then downs a glass of coca cola*

[@lostinthemasses]

Next time.

[@stillfirebellows]

Saw House Of The Dead in theaters and loved it in all of it’s ridiculous. Also played House Of The Dead in the lobby before and after!

[@BrandonHex]

Thank you for putting your eyes, psyche and willpower on the frontline in order to watch these movies for the first time or again so people like myself don't have to. I can relive the horror of sitting through real crap through another person 🙏

[@aetopus1228]

Thanks for this. Now I must see The Human Centipede 3, unfortunately. As they say, negative attention can be a good thing.

[@alanray8038]

I can't believe no one is talking about THINGS (1989).

[@movietimelines]

check out my Gremlins ripoff video! there’s some Things coverage there!

[@alanray8038]

@@movietimelines Groovy!

[@megmcguigan3857]

The Fog remake has always bothered me because there are no inhabited islands off of the Oregon Coast. Plus the fact that it is so bad I could only watch the first half. Horrible film.

[@jackmackakaheavyguyhaiku545]

Who likes The Fog remake? Top 3 worst films EVER. And I saw Spookies. In a theater. I took time out of my day to drive to see Spookies (that confusing turd). I bought popcorn and soda. I invested in going to see that crappile. And even that load is better than The Fog remake. Btw, when someone mentioned Syngenor, I thought you meant the 1990 movie with Mitchell Laurence (don't know if his twin bro Matthew from Fox sitcom Duets helped or not). From the comments I read, the Bill Malone film and the other one are somehow related.

[@FordWMaverick]

Alone In The Dark is NOTHING like the original video game, which I recommend, just remember, it's early in the 3D era so it looks rough now.

[@TheGoodLad89]

Very surprised Jaws The Revenge didn't make an appearance on this List 🦈

[@john_blues]

Josh would never put a Jaws movie on the worst of the worst list. You can't piss on Jaws, Josh wont allow it!

[@peterdanior4538]

@@john_blues no, Josh freely admits that Jaws 4 sucks. But it’s already been on Dead Last so that’s why it’s not here

[@john_blues]

@@peterdanior4538 I'm sure you're correct. I saw an opportunity to make a Troll 2 joke, and I took it.

[@peterdanior4538]

@@john_blues oh crap I missed that the first time, LOL

[@jazcc]

Jesus what does Eric Roberts NOT do? Open House had potential but unfortunately it just went to a weird place.

[@Dr.Qux3]

Keep up the great work 👍👍

[@seanwilkinson7431]

I see we aren't ranking the original, we're ranking the Troma parody, Manos: Hands of Fat.🤣🤣🤣

[@Zombiekilleryamato]

I’m ready for dead last dead last got my list on letterboxd here’s a preview of my list Number of movies/movies rating 1/8 2/7 1/6 2/5 1/2 2/1 Edited

[@peterdanior4538]

IMDB has some strange rankings. How is Hobgoblins 2 ranked higher than the first one? And how are movies like Jack VS Lanterns or Caroushell ranked so high?

[@ghysling]

27:22 a guy takes a running start and jumps into a monster. I really wonder what caused this to go down like that in the final product.

[@AntoinettexKitten]

Anyone know what shirt greg is wearing?

[@RobbDorn]

Ohhhh myyyyy goddddd! Troll 2 was #1. 🤯

[@wvu9787]

Before watching this I did my own ranking of these ten and it ended up being exactly the same as this except I had Manos at #4 and House of the Dead at #3.

[@Guiltyconscience83]

Hahaha I love hobgoblins. One of my top 3 mystery science theater movies. Even better than manos.

[@Dig_TV]

Who doesn’t love Jean Paul Sartre and The Heartbreakers Bosch Separatist Rock hit Fish Picker?

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodUnclePete]

These were my rankings. #10 - Human Centipede 3 #9 - The Open House #8 - Alone in the Dark #7 - The Fog (Remake) #6 - House of the Dead #5 - FearDotCom #4 - Manos the Hands of Fate #3 - Troll 2 #2 - Birdemic #1 - Hobgoblins

[@jonhufford6980]

Man I miss the panel on dead last. Especially when it has Mikey and Derek.

[@movietimelines]

There’s a panel coming up in the very near future!

[@kylegoethe8579]

Wait? Last episode? I haven't heard this. What's happening to the show?

[@lostinthemasses]

Josh is going to try a shorter format with guest spots instead of full panels to see if that helps with the views. This series is the least popular in terms of view count, which sucks because it's a fan favorite and his only long-form videos.

[@kylegoethe8579]

@@lostinthemasses I see. Thanks for the info. I was on vacation for a few weeks and must've missed the announcement. I actually really like the long form format, but I'll support it either way.

[@lostinthemasses]

@@kylegoethe8579 Yeah dude same, but honestly I wish they were longer than they are now lol

[@darth_kal-el]

@@lostinthemasses that’s stupid.

[@TheUluxian]

If you think Manos is bad, then you haven't seen the rest of the Manos "Universe": "Manos: The Rise of Torgo" (the prequel), "Manos Returns" (the sequel), or the TV "series" (1 episode), "The Manos Chronicles" (the continuing story)..

[@dustincarter7736]

The guy defending the fog needs to be jailed.

[@themadsamplist]

I''ve seen Manos: the hands of fate once just to have seen it but I don't see myself watching that again. Hobgoblins is funny though 😀

[@chachorolas923]

Manos is one of my favorite Mystery Science Theatre 3000 episodes

[@binsoku6]

the hands of fate

[@35november]

I see you avoided the absolute grimy bottom of the dumpster, which is probably for the best. There are way worse movies than these. And worse rated IMDB horror movies as well. Like Slaughter Vomit Dolls. Alternatively Birdemic does belong here lol

[@TheAlan136]

Some of these panelists are out of their mind. Human Centipede 4th? Open House second?? I’m not sure if they are intentional being difficult by voting the worst movies higher or if they really just had that bad taste in movies.

[@robingraves9517]

One thing that works for Alone In The Dark,, At least it isnt House Of The Dead.

[@robingraves9517]

No matter how bad these movies are, someone somewhere thinks one of them is the greatest movie ever made. For example,, I know this guy who thought House Of The Dead was the best movie ever made because it had ( in his own words) " Special effects just like The Matrix"..Of course this guy was the type that thought calculators are " Nifty because you can push buttons and numbers appear".

[@xtromanic]

If all that guys who ranked this movies that bad on IMDB think, that they have watched the real shit, they have to check out some seriosly "Masterpieces" like for example "Devil Story" from 1985 😂😂😂 By the Way ... love the content on your channel ❤

[@beauhodge9942]

Haven't watched all of these films, but from those that I have seen, the rankings are pretty close to what I would rank them.

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodUnclePete]

Great as always Josh, you are right Birdemix deserves better, I had it as #2.

[@SmoothAdventureProductions]

Love the panel

[@thonatas1]

Why is this the last panel?

[@lostinthemasses]

These videos don't get the views that his other vids do. Wants to try shortening them to see if the algorithm will pick them up. Personally I think making them longer would help more, podcast length videos are really popular right now.

[@darth_kal-el]

@@lostinthemasses they will get less views. I have no interest in watching them without the panel.

[@unkieclaw6488]

this list better have NIGHT OF HORROR on it or it does not have the worst horror movie (and worst movie ever) on it.

[@shallendor]

FearDotCom had a great idea, but they failed at the execution! I would have had to unsub if Troll 2 hadn't of lived up to its title of "Best Worst Movie"!

[@Zombiekilleryamato]

Man no one brought up that feardotcom is a ring rip-off it even beat the American version to theaters

[@peterdanior4538]

Oh yeah you are right, never thought of it that way, but I so bored I barely thought of that movie at all

[@lostinthemasses]

There's quite a lot that didn't make the final cut, whole discussion was like 3 hours.

[@darkwaterentertianme]

Human Centipede 3 was a masterpiece lol it was for sure not a horror movie but it was a great comedy lol

[@Dig_TV]

👊 My man

[@lostinthemasses]

I swear I will eat another chip.

[@Dig_TV]

@@lostinthemasses I’m sure that would be more digestible.

[@Dig_TV]

Just gonna leave this one here, because Black Tiger kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5zLZotreK90hbc

[@jahdorose8659]

Shock those camp blood movies not dead last

[@dgulag3733]

I always agree with Derek

[@peterdanior4538]

Don’t get the hate for Open House, especially compared to a lot of the other movies on the list. It’s not a good movie and it has a bad ending, but it’s at least trying to be a real movie.

[@lostinthemasses]

Trying to be a real movie can be way more boring than a trainwreck.

[@peterdanior4538]

@@lostinthemasses but purposely trying to be a train wreck will usually always be a train wreck

[@lostinthemasses]

@@peterdanior4538 Yes, Going Overboard and Big Money Hustlas are perfect examples of this.

[@kylexile87]

I really wish I could have done this set of rankings. Work has just been so ridiculous I haven’t had the time to watch movies like I want to.

[@CrowsCrimeSceneCleanUp74427]

Ugh the human centipede.😷

[@MagpieR6]

centipede 3 probably the best of the bunch. only 1 scene that i cant stand

[@kmaru80]

HC3 is wonderfully bad.

[@CFacci-kq1cy]

So I’m watching feardotcom because of you…thanks