DEAD MAN WALKING! RANTS COOKS EVERYONE (PASSIONATE RANT) Man Utd 0-1 Bayern Munich MATCH REACTION

[@6klippa894]

Mans face looking like KDB’s heat map. 😭😭I ain’t heard of a funnier line in a while bro.

[@thomascooper1144]

First time we’ve ever lost four games in a Champions League group and there was actually fans applauding Ten Hag at the end of the match… nah we’re done out here. 😭😭😭😭

[@thomascooper1144]

@@noflexzoneeAin’t that the truth.

[@googlethis4225]

OT going fans are PLASTICS !! Stretford End in particular. P****s! getting out sung by every single visiting fan. All while giving their money to the Owners they say they hate. These ppl sang Bruno and Rashfords names in this season were both have been invisible.

[@akashgabriel8362]

​@@noflexzoneebut hey they would call us "fake/plastic fans" for wanting what's good for the club

[@alc2440]

Er twice not once

[@chilunliu]

To think rasmus was released by Copenhagen as they thought he's shit, he somehow ended up at Atalanta and scored less than 10 goals all of last season, which convinced utd to spend 72m on him, whoever at utd made the decision to greenlight that deal needs to be sacked

[@swissguard8157]

mate you’re just chatting shit. how does this relate to Man United crashing out the UCL

[@flightwayne6938]

Not having players who know where the goal

[@mohamedsharif5351]

@@swissguard8157man’s talking facts.😂

[@Don__Z]

@@ghsense2626 big facts

[@artetastaktics]

Put some respect on him, 5 goals in 6 games in the CL. Beast!

[@yolobabyy7]

Dave is on a craaaazy run with these thumbnails ahahahaha, hasn't missed once

[@thebeanstalker631]

He doesn't miss bro. Rants as Harry Potter and Ten Hag as Voldemort 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HeelHook96]

"Antony needs to have the same shot accuracy he does at home" bro 😭😭 Whatever stream Rants did a few weeks back where he said "HE DID ITTTT" about Antony killed me 😭😭😭

[@stevenngam504]

😂😂😂

[@allyzabdi1264]

One of the best all time streams.

[@zakithitwala2203]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rtf3290]

Someone put Rants in a courtroom. Just sat in the corner in a gaming chair cussing down a defendant and yelling "he did it blud"

[@zacariaelarichi8753]

Shaw 10000% ducking Anfield

[@HeelHook96]

He's either ducking Anfield or the manager threw him right back in after a long injury and had him play every game only to get injured again. Either way it's pathetic lol

[@SharcVentures]

Don’t know man, as a United fan I look forward to rants everytime 🤣🤣

[@andrewoneill_]

Rants making this season bearable

[@lwazikeith819]

Nah the thumbnail is killing me 😂rants as the rock ten hag as undertaker

[@dukethomas7217]

'Man's face looking like KDB's heat map' 😂😂😂😂😂 *GOOD LORD* God Bless You for that Rants

[@edwinlanga5602]

Rants is cooking everyone in the squad...its peak...😂 "mans face looking like KDB's heat map.." sent me fam😂

[@hezhez97]

Swear rants is the only united fan that speaks the truth I’m a Liverpool fan but I can’t get my head around why man united fans wanna keep eth it’s madness 🤣

[@Pkp2306]

Rants is good but he's got nothing on Flying Pig United That man tears the hell out of them and his gaff!

[@RasenRendanX]

Erik ten Hag after Manchester United's loss: 'Today the performance was, again, very good and we didn't deserve to lose'

[@ronaldomcdonaldo6289]

The least charismatic man alive is trying to gaslight millions of people

[@BigManJay69]

Always very good. When Liverpool put 5 or 6 or Sunday he will again say 'very good, they play very good'

[@phanhuyduc2395]

Ole MKII😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xain86k70]

"Homer Simpson at left back" 🤣 get out!!!

[@lieutenantcolombo1758]

😭😭😭😭

[@BOWLOFRIQ]

Bro said his face looks like Kevin De Bruynes heat map 💀

[@MoSHus]

Was finished when Rants said "Skin care routine" The slander 😂😂😂

[@sadgunner7798]

This guy said Nathan Acne 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am weak.

[@KKIINNDD]

He’s got the Akneeee 😂😂😂😂

[@dominicbrown8935]

Fucking hell Rants leave some banter for the rest of us ….😂

[@PsWorld473]

man said i know you did it, anthony and ten hag need to sit in prison 🤣🤣🤣

[@elleonken7599]

I'm not saying he could have saved the goal, but someone should tell Onana that, unlike in penalties, he is allowed to leave the goal line. I think most if not all other goalkeepers will rush ahead to try to close the space the moment Coman received the ball. This isn't an isolated incidence, clearly the coaching staff is telling him to hug the goal line.

[@johnmichaelson9173]

Coman would've looked up & Allison would've been coming straight at him at speed. Onana standing on his line like a fecking beaut praying the ball comes straight at him. Hand on heart I've heard whispers that the goalkeeping coaches can't believe they let DeGea go for this chump. He doesn't listen to advice, he thinks he knows it all, thinks he's Billy Bigbollocks. Seriously, absolute word. I don't see how ETH survives this, Onana, Mount, Rasmus, Anthony, millions upon millions down the toilet.

[@Bricedesouza]

If that was Ederson he’d be off his line so quick, almost every top keeper closes that down. Onana had zero anticipation as well

[@richardkeane2971]

In a must win game we had 5 shots (not that I remember any of them) and apparently 1 of them hit the target. Bayern were in 2nd gear and we still couldn’t beat them. How did Mctominay get another 90 minutes? Bruno was shocking in yet another big game. What was Ten Hag thinking making this man out captain. This manager has to go. Anyone that can still back this man after this blatantly don’t watch 90 minute games. And i don’t care what anyone says we play the worse football under this manager. Get this bald fraud out now

[@BigManJay69]

Don't be baldphobic

[@theoneandonlyCQ]

​@@BigManJay69well at least now we know what the B in LGBT stands for

[@richardkeane2971]

@@BigManJay69 I will never trust a bald man

[@Liam-y9w5u]

Rants is too funny man but as much as it's funny he's actually right about all these players

[@MalcSmith1984]

Ten Clueless has already been informed that he’ll be shown the door after the Liverpool defeat. Departure announcement already being prepared 👍

[@Y-J65]

Man get busted open like ric flair, finish him, mortal kombat 😂😂😂😂😂 Rants went to town on this one

[@richardessel-mensah2496]

Harry Maguire with a plasma TV head still got me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥳🥳

[@googlethis4225]

15 minutes of pure unadulterated TRUTH. Preach Rants!

[@triggerman_ukrapper]

Watching united this season is like: HAPPY DAY'S!! 😂😂😂😂 REMEMBER when they tried to compare erik to klopp. Drop me out of it. Loving it..😂😂😂

[@leonmoses2932]

Rants you’re the best with theses videos. he said“ Nobody orders the narchos in the cinema “ 😂😂😂

[@landothomas1118]

Rasmus was gassed at the end. ETH ran him into the ground. Yet some fans think he should play and start every game. Now we see why it’s hard for Rashford to score. He has to be ‘individually brilliant.’ Bruno and McTominay can’t save the middle. Wastemen

[@aubreymokgotle259]

Rashford is crap , 4 seasons of 7 goals average a season says it all with low/ NO assists yet hes a winger. SELL HIM

[@laybackdude6083]

​@@aubreymokgotle259 lmao how brain dead can you be 4 assists this season

[@laybackdude6083]

​@@aubreymokgotle2593 out of 7 seasons has been 20 plus goals His first two seasons 10 plus goals

[@krongsone6943]

​@@laybackdude6083 Is that enough to be called world class or praised like a premier league maestro? When players like Son, Mane, Salah, etc were doing far better than him.

[@NoPainNoKane]

Free Antony's Wife. Free Sancho.

[@robsta5000]

Homer Simpson at left back bruv 😂🤣 ay yow Rants on smoke! elite!

[@mexicola-cs8gv]

lmfao, the most brutal savage fan rant ever, lol respect.

[@w.ferreira9739]

As a United, I’ve laughed so hard! Cause man, not only are you spot on, but u are frikin hilarious aswell.. Big up bruv! We need someone like you on the inside who can fire shots at these lot cause they keep getting away with it! Fans are hurt the most, these frauds dont give a shit! They drive off in their Lambo or what so ever, off they go to their Mansion.. Nahh Fuck this, this team is dead to me..

[@smokeysettings1952]

He scored 9 goals in serie A. Like Gunna said you usually half that so 4/5 goals by the end of the season..😅

[@richardessel-mensah2496]

To be fair, he is young and barely got game time in Serie A.

[@theferocious3584]

lmao ''finish him, oxygen tank bro'' 🤣🤣🤣

[@elsonchamboko94]

Bro is hurting and I'm loving it

[@lillotusplays]

Nathan Acné in attack 😭

[@INEOSERA]

The thumbnail I’m dead 😭

[@uptuhdetime]

“Sewwwwwage”😭😭😭😭😭

[@steviemak10]

That front 3 is an abomination 😂😂😂😂

[@cleavlenlandell]

All facts we are dead but the harry plasma head killed me too much😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kinglace3782]

Man has a 50% loss rate and its gonna get worse come Sunday

[@vineetposani97]

This will go down as the greatest Man Utd rant of all time lmaoooooooooooooooooooo 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@nathienael8343]

The acne joke 😂😂 is priceless

[@DJproph3cy]

Rants you’re too much. I’m in tears with laughter 😂😂 cracking me up with lyrics too funny

[@Gesuselsaviour]

Man said they have Gerald in goal from Hey Arnold 😅😅

[@Invinciblez18]

I can't unsee that thumbnail...

[@rodneyroberts5020]

NAAAAAAA ... DISS ONE ..... AN ABSOLUTE ... MICHELIN 5 STAR RESTAURANT COOK ...PLASMA TV HEAD , STITCH FROM BURGER KING ....COUSIN IT ON HIS HEAD ..... had to stop da video laughing too much ...BIG UP REAL RANTS LOVE YA BRO .....

[@KYNG_Z0]

Yo Rants was on smoke 😂😂😂. If you see this fam just know it’s love and respect

[@dark_memer42]

It's mad how we spent £75m on a Striker nobody had heard of brooo

[@jameswbell7084]

Gotta give it to you RaNTS. After Leeds losing today just hadda come here. This released much needed endorphins of laughter. Thanks for cheering me up.

[@morykourouma3376]

Man like Blade in goal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ten Lasso 😂😂😂😂

[@zahrans]

Bruno talked himself into missing a trip to Anfield! 😆

[@madfox5085]

" I sleep peacfully " famous words from a wise man

[@daledixon5055]

Rants took the breaks off enoughs enough 😂😂😂 he didn’t lie once

[@bladewade2047]

Shawberto calos and Harry Maguire with he's plasma head,. Ffs I love rants man

[@irrelevantopinionpodcast]

Man went to the doctor & came back RUTHLESS 😂😂😂

[@DJproph3cy]

Plasma tv head 😂😂 stop it 😂😂😂

[@OU888]

Rants really wants to give Ten Hag a piledriver 🤣🤣🤣

[@OU888]

@mow_1073 it's true, and I'm here for it. As a gooner, he's actually funny

[@MikeyManchester-ko5iu]

Rants Hojlund has scored 7 league goals in his entire career, £70M we paid, that's £10M per goal fam. 🤕

[@PennyChase1]

Oyyyeeee, Yo Rants cut out the lights and Tombstone’d these man. I’m 💀

[@zacariaelarichi8753]

Bayern came for a bleep test

[@liquidgeorge]

😂😂😂 nah bro said this! VO2 Max. discovery

[@Andreas8395]

He said "Man don't care about your bicycle blood. That bicycle's got a puncture!" Nah, he was at his best here lmao

[@gracelife6551]

Free Anthony's girl😂😂😂😂😂

[@lexent.1789]

Maguire and shaw faking to miss Liverpool match.

[@lexent.1789]

Maguire faked injury, so he won't face Liverpool

[@juderaj8446]

Preach it Rants!!

[@eabrahams13]

Rants calling on Mo Salah to finish ETH😂😂😂

[@Pkp2306]

Mo will make Salahd out of United.

[@SC1W]

Ronaldo was so right! He absolutely CALLED IT! And no one’s saying anything cos they’re too embarrassed to remember how spot on he was! If he’d stayed, you lot would be top four right now! How the f*ck could Ten Hag make Fernandes captain over CR7- who’s his sidekick in the national team??? Ronaldo should’ve been player manager- and I’m a SPURS FAN saying this!!!! Shocking

[@KKIINNDD]

All non united fans were embarrassed how Ronaldo was treated

[@toohottyentertainment]

THAT THUMBNAIL LMAO - Nation of Domination from Domenic and Bournemouth

[@kev84mg]

Best post match analysis out there! So funny 👏🏼😂

[@Pkp2306]

All the players faking injury before the Liverpool game are a disgrace! Fernandez definitely abandoned ship against Bournemouth as he could see the writing on the wall and knew he couldn't handle it. Liverpool are sending all their kids to Europe for their Europa League game as it's a dead rubber, they have already qualified, so their best players can have a week off before the game. Plus there will be 61,000 for the first time at Anfield and the noise will be 'atomic' as well as the 'explosion' of goals that will destroy United. Better get a fire proof suit fitted so a man can get out with his birthday suit on!!

[@laurencekevingarcia772]

Had to use Expressions Voice and Line with Whatchu Talkin bout😂😂😂😂

[@claudiovandame4313]

Best KZbin channel period 😂👏🏾👏🏾

[@hassansamura6750]

Man face looks like KDB heat map 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zakithitwala2203]

This is the first channel I run to during or after a United match. Never cease to keep me entertained

[@trevor-kx7wm]

Insulting people on their ability is one thing but on their appearance? No wonder people believe this sort of behavior is normal? Rants is a grown man disrespecting people but when he gets a little bit back (KG) he cries like a baby!!

[@dominicbrown8935]

Snowflake alert

[@user-fr6gg2pc8r]

It’s not that deep

[@incognito96]

Simple dont watch

[@trevor-kx7wm]

@@incognito96 well just like you are commenting so I'm I ! Normally when people like this sort of behavior it says more about them it's normally something missing in their own life! I'm not a subscriber to him and it keeps coming up in my feeds!

[@trevor-kx7wm]

@@user-fr6gg2pc8r I'm sure if you were the one getting singled out your opinion might be slightly different!

[@spraycan81]

Nathan Acne! 🤣🤣

[@SirGuffy]

Uncomfortable Truth over comfortable LIES..these discussions need to be taken place at Football Clubs that actually want to be relevant(compete for major honors/cups)..

[@hickling984]

Rantz looks tired. Looks like he's having nightmares from Ten Hagg and Man Utd 😂.

[@EMTL11]

Either that or had smoke a joint so he don’t break the set 😭😭😂😂

[@dmg5984]

Bruce Bruce Bruce!!!! Killing me with the Matilda reference. 😅😅

[@sakhiledlamini8867]

“Wesley Snipes with the high top” is mad😂😂😂🔥

[@Jiggzmusic365]

Man said Bruno doing 6.30 how can man create that image😂😂 madman

[@EMTL11]

Man called him 17 rants u got no manners 😂😂😂

[@AP-rs3js]

Theres special place in hell for the idiots who coined "Shawberto Carlos" after 4 months of ok-ish form out of nearly 10 yeara

[@jojogirma61]

(Rants are you ok?)X2 Are you ok ranti 😭😭 You been hit by, by hag criminal

[@ValyrianPrince]

🎉🕺🏾🕴🏾🤸🏾‍♂️

[@swammy17]

You gave me jokes 😂

[@mufcmusic8514]

Worse record the G Nev at Valencia you know.

[@Johndoe56-e6f]

And Gary Neville’s record was terrible that’s saying a lot

[@lorenzoworrell9922]

Nah bro your hilarious son.. nigga said Nathan Ackne 🤣🤣🤣

[@ashleybailey8230]

Nathan Akne 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jordandunne5550]

These thumbnails do have me creasing

[@ko77938]

I want ten hard drugs to stay a fee more years and owners to stay for 20 years. 🙌🙏😂

[@halfzed62]

ten hag feeling proud that we only lost by a goal only,we are progressing now,lol

[@vepar92elk]

Rants Im Barca fan, imagine this.... Same feelings

[@RasenRendanX]

I love when they put the Rant in brackets in the video title. 😂

[@Swaayemofficial]

Rants on demon time is too hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 everyone was in the pot getting cooked🔥

[@muzi8444]

Nahhh Man said Nathan Acne ya know 😂😂😂

[@osonuga9817]

this man is out of control🤣

[@JayB948]

Ten hag needs that healing chamber goku was in before he fought frieza. He’s finished

[@BrianKamau-t2d]

Only 3 clubs across the top 5 leagues in europe have lost more games than us..Almeria Burnley and Union berlin

[@bass6ix651]

6:30 blud,😂😂😂😂😂😂 thats wild bro!