The Shocking Reality of A Loan Shark Collecting Money [Comic dub]

[@DeadJosey]

Here's another manga by the same author. kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2iriHmIfb95hdk

[@bencarroll8336]

"I'll have to kidnap you to teach her a lesson." *Uses it as validation to go get food with the kid*

[@anonymoususer775]

It's very wholesome

[@wavestrider2160]

When the big tough guy cant find the word to show he is kind

[@theeinertia4106]

@@wavestrider2160 when your heart began to beat again

[@officialchickenn]

ikr LOL

[@Elsagwene]

That was so cute😭😭😭😭😭

[@georgebaynard4096]

Thug: “Wanna get a beating?” Loan Shark: *So, you have chosen death*

[@DeviTLR]

Loan shark:*giorno theme plays* i have a dream

[@calimitaprefetta]

Big smoke walks in “YOU PICKED THE WRONG GIRL FOOL”

[@darknetmaster762]

George Baynard and moment after that thugs be like:O GOD I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE.

[@rexaliv8798]

*t u s k from Yakuza 0 start playing* Thug: "Why do I hear boss music???"

[@rexaliv8798]

Wouldn't it be funny if the Loan Shark had a Gembu tattoo on his back 'cause he is also Mr. Turtle, eh?

[@nat7841]

Loan Shark: Needs the mother’s money Also Loan Shark: Spends money on the mother’s daughter

[@nanaa9074]

Thus becoming the mother's daughter mother.

[@toiletfx5679]

Because he knew the mother would never spend it on her daughter.

[@kevChess]

C’mon food isn’t that much

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

The Mother: Stonks ...

[@Caedus696]

He is a loan shark, he doesn't need the money, but it is his cash and he is going to get it.

[@caraisabellegagiano490]

No child is aware that their parents don't want them and this guy realised it. Tried to save her from the misery she'll experience later on when she becomes aware of that small yet life changing fact. Whether the guy admits it or not he truly is a nice guy that was probably in that same situation but he had no one to help him take a different path. It breaks your heart a little.

[@AOJ-z3m]

The guy is nice, he just works for a not so nice guy

[@abysswalker2594]

You are bad guy but that dose not mean you are bad guy

[@alekso1462]

Well shit happens we're all statistics

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

@@abysswalker2594 I was thinking that exact quote

[@sanjivinsmoke2719]

@@abysswalker2594 it a quote that i never forgot. Just an amazing one liner. Zangeif on that day only spoke facts

[@randomweirdointheinternet2686]

"I will kidnap you" "To teach my mom a lesson?" "Yeeeees" *actually takes care of her like a boss*

[@luisdabest5396]

#relatable i do it all the time

[@renderscott]

Too underrated

[@JustthesameJn]

@@luisdabest5396 N a g a t o r o

[@Zeno_Perceus]

@@luisdabest5396 I, too, kidnap people all the time.

[@luisdabest5396]

@@Zeno_Perceus I mean honestly, who doesnt m8

[@orangesoda4535]

When the protagonist doesn't show up for work so the villain has to cover for him.

[@goose7789]

You deserve more likes tbh

[@BRH4Texasmade]

Lmao

[@untypical-otrashchannelasi2781]

Ye

[@cyranantone8874]

Agreed

[@Thetableishot]

Modern problems require modern solutions.

[@vortexeffect2781]

Collector: "Your money, hand it over." Kid: "You wanna be the Turtle?" Collector: "you're goddamn right i do kid"

[@vortexeffect2781]

@NIK AMMAR DZIKRI BIN NIK ABDULLAH SHARRIS Moe who wouldn't?

[@tvgaming2132]

I will do it and I will OWN it

[@dorian4191]

4

[@johnpaul8938]

A random salesman read that line in my head 😂

[@ellisepaulinecanto7413]

LOL

[@rishithprabhat8157]

This manga had an epilogue too, where the girl remembers the man and regularly meets up with him for life advices.

[@sammerzimmer]

YEEES I CAN DIE IN PEACE THANK YOUUU

[@DEADMAN-G7]

Name?

[@VCD258]

​@@DEADMAN-G7 the same name as the title of the video

[@DEADMAN-G7]

@@VCD258 Thanks For telling me🙏

[@DDeusExMachina]

There’s also a short, alternate ending where she decides to become his Daughter. It’s super short, but really cute.

[@Iggarashi]

Thug: **Kicks the door down** where's the money?! Kid: Wanna be a turtle? Thug: yes

[@josim9244]

Mugi-chan kid: turtles a little broken Thug: why’s the turtle broken!? Kid: turtle has seen some things. Thug: ....

[@yumimochi2517]

@@josim9244 d E E p

[@thatoneguyproductions269ye9]

Ah yes the negotiations

[@GeeztJeez]

chad yes

[@Mellon-Collie]

POLONAREFFF

[@starcomtachyon]

“Master Chief, mind telling me what you’re doing at that McDonalds?” “Sir. Feeding this child.”

[@ridzyfrizy1350]

Halo MCC FTW!

[@michelveilleux1275]

In all my years, I would've never thought about that. 🤣

[@noritsukenji]

M C D O N A L D

[@supersgt.johnsonwhatthelad4424]

Damnit Chief I cant blame you.

[@starcomtachyon]

THATpower 11 McDolan

[@JerichoJack]

Literally the representation of “when your kidnapper is a better parent than your parents.”

[@elviamendez1488]

There was a movie l8ke that

[@NocturnalPyro]

Jericho Jack It just shows that even if people do bad things, they might not always be in control, it's usually because of the persons circumstances.

[@t1kvin]

@@elviamendez1488 tell me the name of it PLEASE I *NEED* TO WATCH THAT MOVIE (sorry if my english is too bad)

[@sanmarinocornedtuna5166]

I have seen a doujin that you may be interested in

[@rubyrailgunsteel4084]

No kidding

[@dreamerbell_]

At the end when he said, "I see you've grown up safely, kid." just says so much. He's right about kids ending up being sick and twisted because of one thing their parents did wrong. It's sad how pure kids like that end up to be bad people because of how they were raised. It's sad that it works that way. They can't change it either because they don't know anything. I felt as relieved as him to see her grow up to still be kind and strong.

[@Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ]

thank you

[@zanderjames3766]

As a twisted and possibly psychotic madman I apporve this message

[@harakirikiss6128]

Me as the loan shark: "This little girl here? This is my daughter now."

[@dandanthedandan7558]

That's the alt ending ;) mangadex.org/chapter/618968

[@LokiThePug]

DANDAN THE DANDAN WHAT!?!?

[@LokiThePug]

OMAIGOD YEAHHHHHH

[@Arciwiz]

@@dandanthedandan7558 Alteranate ending?

[@needless2048]

DANDAN THE DANDAN, FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHH.

[@abluesparklydidlernamedste6723]

Loan shark: *comes for money* Child: turtle- Loan shark: ... you're mine now.

[@branard5748]

that url got me

[@jayjay86443]

Child: I still love mommy though. Loan Shark: Goddamn it...and I love you so much. FBI:oh? Loan Shark: Fuck off! That's not what I meant.

[@savekillqqpsounds8473]

Soooooo true

[@desolatedfalcon209]

You are bad guy But that doesn’t mean that you are a “bad” guy

[@viddergrapho8488]

I'm bad. And that's good! I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.

[@gabrielgan2971]

@viddergrapho is that a Wreck it Ralph reference I smell?

[@gabrialgu3905]

@@gabrielgan2971 yup homie

[@sunstreak1]

I understood that reference

[@kristynferguson5044]

The Gabriel’s are invading

[@blackhole1229]

Love how the mother in this story is so careless and outright evil of a person, and makes the literal loan shark a good guy.

[@Heartrose7]

That's the point of irony made with the story: the MC is a good guy in a bad crowd, while the mother started as bad person in a good crowd.

[@adamloga3788]

I mean, to be fair, the loan shark is just a guy doing a job, an illegal job, yes, but a job nonetheless.

[@herculean616]

*Girl:* _Who are you mister?_ *Thug:* _I'm a loan shark, I'm here to collect your mother's debt._ *Girl:* _Understandable, you're Mr Turtle now_ *Thug:* _My happiness is immeasurable and my day is brightened._

[@rapidexal]

lmao

[@vastcall7431]

Nice

[@fauzan574]

Not as bright as mine

[@walkingmarshmallow6895]

Yes indeed. How did you italicize that btw?

[@walkingmarshmallow6895]

@@h.c.6245 _that's right, dang._

[@gaberushoukugeki1533]

"I'll kidnap you" *feeds and takes care of her* [Task failed successfully]

[@doomslayer539]

Seems about right

[@alexandratwoface6422]

💀

[@darklord8793]

Reverse Stockholm syndrome

[@Maungot]

His just a tsundere

[@waniliodass9480]

"I'll kidnap you"="I'll adopt you"

[@kayoi1234]

Loan Shark, seeing small hungry child who’s parent is a bad parent: This is my child now, i I don’t make the rules this is how it works now

[@NeostormXLMAX]

Kayoi 1234 what mangggaaa is thisss

[@OfficialREVENGEMusic]

This is how loanshark works.

[@dczai]

NeostormXLMAX 12:12

[@UndyingZombie]

That was.. funny enough the first thought I had. How it would have been funny if it turned out that way and he did not know what the woman looked like because he is just a collector. Opportunity missed I guess :P

[@burritowyrm6530]

Kayoi 1234 Committing wholesome crimes

[@vuelle9816]

Love the fact that he doesn’t hide how he feels about the kid at all like some people would do to try to maintain their stoick image.

[@VibeDPyro]

The loan shark : your mom owes me money The loan shark : *realizes bad parenting skills of mom* The loan shark : this is better than money

[@plague6566]

I SUMMON WHOLESOME SHARK IN DEFENSE POSITION

[@plague6566]

I set a field spell face down and also two back row cards I end my turn

[@Krimson-do1st]

The shark leaves with the child raising them happy and healthy

[@danielp.6890]

@@plague6566 I fuse Turtle and Wholesome Shark together to make Mr. Turtle! _I then use it's Special Effect. I skip your turn because of the sheer wholesome power! Then I place a Card face down and end my turn!_

[@vegeta99rock]

I cried when reading this manga in mangadex

[@ThatOneSpecificDudeInSchool]

“You are bad guy... But this does not mean you are *bad* guy” -Zangief

[@toxicenergy6127]

Facts

[@dannysangree6304]

Great line

[@Aaron-ki6qc]

Thanks satán

[@totallynotnopysyoutubechanne]

Bad guy but good person

[@12Gaming-w3y]

It should be ''a person can be bad but not totally bad,a bad person can be good sometimes and a good person aslo can be bad sometimes. In the end now one is absolutely good or bad''

[@suntzu4607]

Even if you're the toughest, fearless, unbreakable, scariest man on earth, if a little girl asked you to play as Mr. Turtle, *YOU PLAY AS MR. TURTLE.*

[@lebron23james49]

Indeed a man of culture

[@taxevasion8946]

A man who knows his priorities

[@alilix]

Yes

[@jonathanzavala6458]

Unless you're a stand user named Alessi (Atta boy)

[@eagan_1902]

Real masculinity is what its called, too many people use masculinity as a negative term and it kinda sucks

[@vungotranlong4245]

"Come "kidnap" me again, mister!" Damn, that breaks my little weak heart!

[@charlescanama5280]

We should protect her

[@randomlol-ya3063]

@@charlescanama5280 Okay so. . . Another being who must be protected at all times. . . My list is getting bigger and bigger

[@DoomSlayer-gj8qb]

@@charlescanama5280 I shall too

[@Yanxve]

@@randomlol-ya3063 As it should!

[@zombiejuice6486]

Normal people: kidnapping. Me an intellectual: surprise adoption.

[@koby7303]

Zombie Juice Wait thats not what its originally called?!

[@Defectedglory]

Damn right

[@lKoPal]

@@koby7303 Oooh, so thats why Police always Chase me when im walking with the Little Girl i "Surprise Adopted"

[@koby7303]

[Konnor Payne] seems weird if her parents abandoned her

[@thotslayerbluerose]

@Normal people shinmen takezo kaja usfg??

[@bullshitproductions2539]

The good old: They're not my child but THEY'RE my child

[@masonmcnuggies4009]

Vulcan AMV like tony stark and peter Parker or all might with deku or bakugo

[@kathradyne6801]

This reminds me of when Piccalo kidnapped Gohan and I love it.

[@yosiefjabbar6374]

Lol like the Mandalorian

[@milfhunterkakyoin8784]

Vinyl Vaughan I was gonna mention this but there is no need.

[@vincentmethinks]

Thank you for using proper grammer.

[@mekkthemighty1962]

"who was that guy, did he just kill those guys!? do you know him Usami-chan?" *terrified* "that's Mr.Turtle, he kidnapped me a lot when I was a kid" *smiling*

[@ChaotiX1]

Love it XD

[@hueoan7407]

@@ChaotiX1 yes this perfect

[@night_rhi469]

I hope she realizes what she said😂

[@lazyh-online4839]

@@night_rhi469 she probably realized just how hard the loan shark guy was trying to take care of her and how much he really cared about her.

[@gabrielboscato4221]

Hahahaa

[@papasult11]

Kid: **Cries** KZbin subtitle: "It's like, music to my ears"

[@the_killergameover9256]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bloodshedron3320]

LMAO ILL BURST OUT LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣

[@Brejdu]

The aueueueueeuueueueueueueueuueueueueueuueueueueueueuueueueueuueueueueueueueueueueuauueueueueueueueueuuaueueueueueueueuueeuueueueueeueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueuueueueueueueuueueueueueueueueueueueuueueueueueueueueueuu aueueueueeuueueueueueueueuueueueueueuueueueueueueuueueueueuueueueueueueueueueueuauueueueueueueueueuuaueueueueueueueuueeuueueueueeueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueuueueueueueueuueueueueueueueueueueueuueueueueueueueueueuu Really has a meaning to it sing it with that same rythym but different lyrics to a sad song it really has a deep meaning

[@GLITTERINGSTAR]

Wow KZbin must be really broken

[@majoras_swag2]

KZbin is sadist.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

When a loan shark is better than the father who left for milk and never came back.

[@drekkerscythe4723]

wtf, are you using kage bunshin no jutsu, your presence is everywhere

[@whsprLenYT]

Plot twist, he's her actual father

[@type1exterminator471]

@@drekkerscythe4723 wait ya I’ve seen him before as well lmao

[@andrewlamprou8281]

I know this reference with cigarettes

[@starplane1239]

I've seen you quite a bit on various channels. Why is it you mention your lack of a moustache?

[@sunken7403]

"You might be a bad-guy, but that doesn't mean that you're a BAD guy you know?"

[@choog5650]

@The Sans professionals have standards.

[@revenge9661]

Slime referrance

[@muhammadammarrasyid5780]

@@choog5650 he may not be an assassin, but he sure is not a crazed gunman.

[@HelloNatari]

you might be a bad guy but you should be THAT much bad guy to hurt kids.

[@fanyamvs9601]

Reminds me of Black Clover episode 170

[@adventurouscomrade6367]

This legit looks like a side story mission you might have in a Yakuza game.

[@hahndogg5540]

This actually sounds like something kiryu would do

[@toonmarekingiii8575]

Maybe even majima

[@sivvinod3187]

@@toonmarekingiii8575 yep. Definitely a Majima kinda mission

[@paolopiocampagnuolo4017]

@@sivvinod3187 majima would like to be Mr. Turtle lol

[@sivvinod3187]

@@paolopiocampagnuolo4017 it would make more sense in Yakuza 0 because Majima sorta acts normal there

[@onthedeepbluesea1353]

I sometimes love the duality of villainy the ability to be a villain that respects things and emphasizes with things but can also destroy in the cruelest way possible amazing

[@Mythol-OG]

Villains, like professionals, have standards

[@MrMilky-ek1wb]

this man just gave this kid a good wholesome childhood and even has better parenting skills than her actual parents

[@babycarlos4509]

Lmao its so true ngl

[@tayshawn4445]

Mans became her father

[@mtfcommander3204]

True

[@rextemplario1370]

That would be true but that mom doesn't count as a parent XD

[@MrMilky-ek1wb]

Imagine if i ruined this with "OmG IvE nEveR gOttEn thIS MuCh LiKeS BeFoRE"

[@theonly6blake911]

_“Professionals have standards.”_ - Sniper

[@philipjamora2345]

BE POLITE

[@Choccy_Milk_1]

BE EFFICIENT

[@dekal760]

AND HAVE A PLAN TO KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET

[@ZF_Aspiris]

AS LONG AS THERE IS TWO PEOPLE LEFT ON THE PLANET, SOMEONE’S GONNA WANT SOMEONE DEAD

[@CCgivemeawedgy]

@@ZF_Aspiris I think his mate saw me.... *gets shot at* Yes! Yes he did!

[@megadon_]

Loan shark: Hrrngh Colonel, I really like this kid and I want to adopt her.

[@jellytoast5320]

MegaDon aight how does this comment not have more likes!?

[@SuspiciousS.]

-MegaDon

[@LuckyTragedyVods]

I wish I could like but its at 69

[@starcreeper6660]

But my wallet is dummy thicc, and the clap of my money keeps alerting the ma.

[@plague6566]

@@starcreeper6660 Miller:I'll send you the *THICC* suit

[@supercoolmaniajon265]

It hurts more when you realize she shared more memories with the literal yakuza debt collector than her biological parents. 😢

[@Auwjsunwne]

Loan shark:.... Little girl: *breaths* Loan shark: *protect at all cost mode has been activated*

[@Defectedglory]

Damn right

[@Bonechoke]

Same with nezuko Zenitsu: **scared af** Nezuko: **being there** Zenitsu: *must protecc*

[@fumarc4501]

The Protecc genes are strong with this one.

[@kaelsolenberg3250]

Little girl: does anything All people in the area: Protect with life

[@herrscherofsweets9583]

Protect the smol bean

[@dandysrulitos8942]

Me: so is he a bad guy? The author: yes, but actually no.

[@vincentvongphakdy8443]

So basically uno reverse everything

[@nikel-]

He *is* the bad guy, but he's *not* a bad guy

[@sanjivinsmoke2719]

@@nikel- zangeif is bad guy doesn't means hes A BaD GuY...

[@johnnywang6635]

He's a good guy in disguise

[@rosavillanueva5189]

A sheep in wolf's clothing.

[@morgandiaz6822]

This is the whole meme of "When someone kidnapsyou but they have better morals than your actual parents so you just stick with them"

[@ZzzarieL]

Stockholm syndrome

[@morgandiaz6822]

@@ZzzarieL long live naruto

[@nullpoint3346]

@@ZzzarieL That's not what that means.

[@kiwirawi]

Do you know the manga??

[@dualbringer9032]

Wasn't there a manga or anime about that? I only remember that the main character is a girl from rich family

[@REEEPROGRAM]

I kind of understand his mindset: To prevent others from being a bad guy or having a bleak future like him, He prevented others by giving them treatment they never had Thus, this is one way to stop or prevention of making bad guys

[@thomaswilkinson3241]

At least he got his priorities straight. No hurting kids, no cruelty against the innocent. Such a wonderful ending.

[@Eric-vs2he]

Professional have STANDARDS!

[@insomaniac1796]

Professionals have STANDARDS

[@charlyspor7594]

Professionals have standards

[@Orcscompany4660]

Standards have professionals

[@sauceman6983]

Have standards professional

[@lordshitter1719]

“Where are you kidnapping me today mister?” *yA lIke fIsh?*

[@ajsxpealnagle3513]

ya like jazz

[@secretskull21]

@@ajsxpealnagle3513 *W H E E Z E*

[@vmdp8790]

i like turtles

[@caseykrumel106]

Holy shit dude XD

[@weedxat]

This is golden

[@bldrun1504]

"Where are you kidnaping me to today mister" *I died*

[@DeviTLR]

not all villains kidnap kids

[@Blackhart-7]

Actually too cute

[@toerushibu8552]

Excuseo moi you dieded

[@basileus295]

She’s so pure

[@Native_Beats_]

@@DeviTLR not all heroes wears capes. Some have a buzz cut

[@Ethan-yd4gn]

Ive seen this at least 3 times at 3 different times now, and its made me smile every time

[@legendaresn6983]

Well there are three different endings, so thats a plus.

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

Pingas

[@arzheviel5857]

@@legendaresn6983 I only read this in a oneshot manga a long long time ago and only watched this dubbed version that I have ignored until now, didn't knew there was multiple endings, were the other endings wholesome as well?

[@legendaresn6983]

@@arzheviel5857 just checked: there is the regular ending, the alternate ending and the epilog (which ignores like the last two panels from the regular ending)

[@hushedweirdo8270]

@@legendaresn6983 where do i find the other ending ?

[@michaelmatter2630]

This "Bad guy" wasn't actually a Bad guy... He is the best person that kid ever met.

[@vagustruman]

You are bad guy, but that doesn't mean you're a bad guy

[@awanderingspectator6632]

@@vagustruman exactly lad also never judge a book from it's cover A true kind person is not on the looks but more rather on the heart.

[@michaelmatter2630]

@@awanderingspectator6632 why am i melting?

[@yasuhirotjokro6506]

@@vagustruman nice wreck it Ralph reference

[@B1_224]

You are bad guy but this does not meen you are bad guy -Zangief from wreck it Ralph Edit shit some beat me to say it

[@mundanest]

Loan shark: I'm the bad guy Loan shark after meeting girl: I'm the bald guy

[@branard5748]

duh

[@LitrRPG]

i'm turtle guy)

[@reshzy3807]

Seth everman where you at

[@Tefezilla]

Hitman

[@Cherri_gal]

I'm the dad guy

[@yahikokurotama4351]

There's another ending where he adopts her as his kid. Everyone preferred that than her staying with the neglectful woman

[@shoujolya9297]

Yahiko Kurotama YESSSS. Thank you for informing me! My mind can rest at peace...aaah!

[@yahikokurotama4351]

@@shoujolya9297 lol np it is much better than this one

[@danialadzha84]

Where can i find it

[@frankiereynoso6781]

Where can I find that ending

[@yahikokurotama4351]

@@danialadzha84 can't remember where I read it but you can try any manga site like mangakakalot, mangago or manga reader. Hope ya find it.

[@AustinArcherAArcherottumwastud]

This is one of the most sad things I've even seen. The fact that the villan treated the little girl better then her own mom and the girl still chose the mom over him was heart breaking, but I love how she still remembered him after 12 years when he saved her and she said he loved him

[@theprocess6112]

So this is basically “Maybe I don’t wanna be the bad guy anymore.”

[@kannatheweeb8836]

I guess

[@iondust1244]

Get the "maybe" out

[@neyneybuteytey]

megamind

[@raulrosas5068]

well yeah

[@nedy1382]

*"There is good in bad, but also bad in good..."*

[@totallynotameme]

Collector: I AM HERE FOR YOUR DEB- Child: Would you care to be a turtle in these trying times? Collector: *Yes, of course.*

[@D.V.McAwesome]

_"Sometimes, one must simply be turtle."-Master Oogway, probably._

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@D.V.McAwesome -Polnareff, probably

[@D.V.McAwesome]

@@jestfullgremblim8002 Man, Giorno's been getting some pretty good advice from his concilierge.

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@D.V.McAwesome hehe

[@theurbancat4849]

@@D.V.McAwesome Adolf dripler, probably

[@chris5gg255]

You have been critically damaged at: The feels

[@isuckatusernames4297]

Implying I still have thoses

[@deanxile]

I took 99 damage at my feelings

[@O5-15.]

What is ‘’feels’’?

[@InkofEggs]

@@O5-15. it means emotions like sadness

[@O5-15.]

Mountainwind hmm i seem to lack both of those

[@hanachirusatosan]

The fact that she kept the turtle keyholder for 12 years made me cry 😭

[@eri9986]

Cuteness is worth more than the most expensive cars

[@maxwellboop]

Well only if it’s a marauder

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Idk

[@Dan-m6h]

I agreed

[@Zymeth100]

Well if they watch the cuteness to long you might've been hipnoties (sorry if my English bad)

[@chuck0y]

@@Zymeth100 it's quite alright dude. But the right term is "hypnosis". But it's okay! Keep practicing and you'll be better than any English speakers in no time!

[@nairav9156]

This man's father instincts are so big he could give some of it to real dads

[@dozydoe5245]

he IS a real dad what are you talking about? As far as im concerned, thats his little girl, bro.

[@walkingmarshmallow6895]

@@dozydoe5245 the only way to have a child and still die a Virgin. But srsly yeah, this man needs a medal.

[@frogoverlord3471]

Lend my dad some dad-ness

[@shouldanamebehere6594]

His fatherly instincts: must protecc dis innocent one

[@jayden3750]

@@frogoverlord3471 ikr

[@adityakumar-qq7si]

Saddest part is there are real neglected children out there and no one has a golden heart loan shark.

[@trixxsaurus2386]

Well, there are plenty of people like him that will adopt children out of neglectful homes. They're just not...you know, in the yakuza lol

[@drunkenboss6549]

@@trixxsaurus2386 I am pretty sure for every 1 person kind enough to be willing to adopt neglected children, there are 10 children who are neglected.

[@SuperGreenSmartie]

@@drunkenboss6549 Well guess you better start signing some adoption papers! Things don't get better unless people make the choice to do better, either we can add to that or angst about it on the Internet.

[@splintcell2692]

There's much worse out there that are physically abused rather than neglected.

[@petitesayo4542]

@@splintcell2692 It's not a competition you know

[@Binqkkk]

I just love how he kidnaps her but takes her to eat some ramen

[@Farhan_049]

And picks her up like she's just a shopping bag!😂

[@crispymarshmellow3874]

I wish she would have said “yeah, he’s mr.turtle” and the other girl would just slowly back away

[@a.bagasm.7253]

I've seen that kind of "he has arrived" sort of thing So how 'bout this The guys beat the girl up an then the guys walked away then mr.tutle appear and said"you' re still as strong as ever huh kid"and then he beat em up later he said goodbye and the girl still remember him as her"helper" How 'bout that This probably just like a kingdom hearts srcipt but meh

[@elios7623]

LOL that would be commedy gold

[@sinderblock3]

Cops: Can we talk to you? Loan shark: the joestar technique is now in effect

[@dr_dip1232]

Jojo refrens funny

[@stefonrandle9107]

Nigerundayo!!!

[@dumbdenki3164]

@@stefonrandle9107 SMOOOOKYYY

[@daniella8990]

Fuk i was gonna say nigerundayo, but i was late

[@diosama4922]

Did somebody say jojo

[@degeneratefreezypop2421]

I’ll be honest, if she ended with, “that’s my dad” I would’ve busted out crying.

[@Karuoko]

mangakakalot.com/chapter/rv919313/chapter_8.5 Someone said on comments it was for the better that the mother kept her but I do believe that mankind doesn't change that easily. It's not like she got better incomes (worst she's the reason why her daughter has to work part-time instead of spending quality time with friends or even with what should have been a normal family). Some SJW gonna hate me, but I did study and get a degree in psychology, and single-parenting (whether it was fate or choice) is a very bad case for any child. It would not have been for that "kind" man she would have ended very "bad". Hence the alternative end is way fairer and progressive as it is fatherhood getting at long last the place it deserves. Motherhood is not something all women have but something they have to acquire. And clearly, that woman has not what it made to be one. You can hate someone for being mean to you, but making your child pay for your anger... is one step too far. But I guess the author wasn't "realistic" and just "optimistic".

[@gloxxic]

@@Karuoko k

[@Siegram999]

@@Karuoko thats why the author made 2 endings

[@bugsrabbit8812]

I was hoping for Mr. Turtle personally

[@Smug-Senpai]

NOOOOO STOP!

[@veldora-sensei-9637]

Collector-"where's my money" Kid -" Wanna be Mr turtle" Collector-"forget it let's play"

[@Nero_Noir]

Mom : abandon kid* Thug : *fine ill do it myself*

[@ilovememes3919]

Original and good

[@bluestreaksthehedgehog.]

XD

[@razu9000]

Spanish Inquisition

[@czekooladson8070]

dude i was eating, now all my food is on monitor

[@joemama-ie5zp]

@@czekooladson8070 rip my guy

[@kyuiFF]

Loan collector: Where's the money. Little girl: wanna be a turtle *AHH YES, THE NEGOTIATOR* edit: I love democracy

[@azrairazai4755]

I mean who doesnt want to be a 🐢 😍

[@kyuiFF]

500 likes my guy, thank you Kings and queens , you dropped this👑

[@justinjunkatigbak4576]

@@azrairazai4755 ask that to Polnareff

[@azrairazai4755]

@@justinjunkatigbak4576 Bruh im sorry i dont watch jojo i dont get the reference 😭

[@hugufsufagkagiga9378]

@@justinjunkatigbak4576 oh lmao i get the joke

[@dany052501]

Thug: I'm here for the money *sees little girl* Thug: maybe I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore

[@OrbInDaFrame]

"You are bad guy, but that doesn't mean you are *bad* guy"

[@pink_partygirl]

He would rather just be mr. turtle

[@confucius5640]

@@pink_partygirl the power of a turtle is hard to turn down

[@Evixyn]

Mr. Turtle is one amazing father figure the little girl had experienced in her life.

[@qaaris4280]

He kidnapped her so he could feed her. That is the definition of _Chaotic Good._

[@moose7145]

Thanks man I'll remember this lol

[@qaaris4280]

Better way to remember: Chaotic Good is "bad things for good reasons"

[@nagitokomaeda2878]

Chaotic good? What’s that?

[@jakeblaze4551]

@@nagitokomaeda2878 D&D reference

[@Jerryjustjerry]

Haha

[@hudgemartin9391]

Lone Shark: "I'm the bad guy" also Lone Shark when she sees the girl: *"maybe I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore"*

[@djdaniel4205]

Billie Eyelash's Bad Guy slowly turning into Major key in the distance.....

[@unclebezi2581]

"just because you're the bad guy doesn't mean you're a bad guy"

[@red9338]

i get that refrence- Very gud

[@gabriel_angel592]

This started with Billie Eilish,then ended with Melanie Martinez

[@red9338]

@@gabriel_angel592 well really it started with megamind- Then elish- And then them-

[@mariagbayeh3592]

Talk about reverse stock home syndrome Little girl straight said uno reverse on that loan dept.😂

[@sistanofseljuks]

I just commented about it.

[@Defectedglory]

Damn right

[@thepoopoopeepeeman3913]

Stockholm.

[@reaperleviathan5286]

syndrome holm-stock

[@alephnull6785]

You've been stocking on houses?

[@hu3bman]

the fact that you used the Harvest Moon town theme makes this even MORE enjoyable!

[@adamfrancis1422]

When a Yakuza has batter parenting Morales than the actual mother.

[@Ardeleus]

Flex 100

[@luminatron]

tbh Yakuza's nothing if without morals. Same as the Mafia.

[@coolsnowmanjoe9380]

Kazuma Kiryu in a nutshell

[@ao2415]

Adam Francis professional have standards

[@yuutokazuya7247]

Overhaul (Chisaki) should really learn from him, he's good. Pathetic Overhaul, can't even play with kids

[@LentPanic7]

“He may have been your father boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.” - Yondu Udonta

[@michaelirsyadpahleviismet9832]

Wow look guys NSA

[@takaw.d8486]

First this breaks my heart now you just had to punch me with this

[@yeetyeeter6417]

's not boy but "he may have been your father *BOAH*

[@what._._._]

great, now im crying. thanks a lot.

[@mintyskullz]

Please don’t :,(

[@sairaiiii1692]

Since then, the girl have a dream of becoming a gangstar.

[@losl5216]

Cat Kupia *jojo music intensifies*

[@losl5216]

SONO CHI NO SADAME

[@riceawakes5489]

@@losl5216 you disappoint me

[@RedMiteGaming]

I, blue haired girl, have a DREAM.

[@phantomaviator1318]

@@losl5216 Jojos. Golden wind.

[@Bravo_-yx1tk]

Just beautiful. Even the toughest people with thick hides haves tender hearts. You just need people like Matsuri to see inside them. Beautiful. Whoever made it keep it up and hats off to you.😊👍😲

[@chrisschoenthaler5184]

The “shocking reality” is that the loan shark is the hero of this story. The single mother who took out a loan she had no hope of paying back is actually the real villain.

[@mrcthulhu47themad45]

I doubt people have much choice in this situation

[@integrahellsing8995]

@@mrcthulhu47themad45 She did though?

[@brianisgett1095]

@@mrcthulhu47themad45 she took it and gambled it all away pachinko is a gambling game and she gambled at the horse races

[@frankjones43]

*cough*student loans*cough*

[@riccardoboi515]

@@frankjones43 but education is free in Japan

[@imnotthemc8438]

Thug guy: * Enter house * Kid: * PLAYING * THUG: WHERES THE MONEY?! Kid: Wha? Also Thug: I WANNA ADOPT KID

[@blameblame7444]

Cooooomer

[@100straight5]

Lol

[@SgtHeroi]

Well.. More gang members... Ya know!?

[@Name-yv2zq]

why would that be me-

[@nightmarechica2292]

@@SgtHeroi right

[@Moetron_V2]

Jesus this guy is a better parent than the mother. Who the hell leaves their young kid alone at home?

[@sebastianrodriguez8992]

And hungry and just wearing a rag and some toys and constantly gambling any money left to help the child

[@sleepyyuu6489]

Thats what we call Bad parenting

[@Sky-rc3pr]

My mother leave me and my 2 autistic brothers alone and without food. it was the most difilcult part of my life

[@themoon3669]

@@Sky-rc3pr rip, hopefully you get better soon during this times of pandemic

[@Sky-rc3pr]

@@themoon3669 Now I live with my aunt, I'm pretty much fine. Thanks

[@WatanukiProductions]

The girl deserved a dad like him so badly. I felt so bad for her having to grow up without him.

[@DreamsofArson889]

Little Girl:*Breathes adorably* Loan Shark to the mother:"You better watch out, you better watch out YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!"

[@jayjay86443]

"Raise her like a good mom or so help me God, I will turn you into a Leek in soup. That kid loves you goddamn it!"

[@iondust1244]

_watch you jet bro watch your jet !!!_

[@TheMiguiel]

"I am here to collect..." "I don't have money!!!" "Your child" What?" "You kid, hand it over'

[@DianaHatter]

"Hand it over, that thing, your malnourished child"

[@rafaelcrespo9465]

Thug: I am here to collect your payme- (Ralof closes the door behind him) Ralof: Hey you.. Your finally awake.

[@hawk6027]

@@DianaHatter *Gael theme starts playing*

[@karolkozuchowski5578]

"For the Child's well-being..."

[@hoodycoo4391]

@@hawk6027 gael theme: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpjKiH2CnLNge9U

[@0-1-69]

But its kind of sad.That they didn't hug each other or anything in the end.

[@Violet_Imp]

They did tho

[@hex37]

There's an alternate ending where the guy leaves the yakuza and adopts her. It's pretty metal; he lost a pinky and everything.

[@topdog2007]

@@hex37 sauce plz

[@xtrmsword7127]

@hex37 sauce plz

[@sieg3701]

@@hex37 i demand sauce

[@haitam5453]

"Well maybe i don't want to be the Bad guy anymore" -Megamind

[@alexmax3502]

"Do you know him Usami-san?" "Yeah, he was like a father to me, I loved him like a son."

[@mihribanyuca3100]

"WHOOOT YOU NEVER PLAYED TUBERSİMULATOR"

[@ChaotiX1]

....what?

[@user-sl5rs3it8h]

ChaotiX it’s this thing pewdiepie said during his minecraft playthrough

[@myass1547]

Never seen that used on something that fits so well yet it also doesnt at the same time

[@kooi5460]

Lol only PewDiePie fans will understand

[@Dark-dl7jr]

“Come kidnap me again :D” This child is too innocent we all must protect

[@doop4wow540]

Agreed we need her mother to go to jail

[@theluckyidiot1435]

Yeah she sucks

[@Basedhistoryenjoyer]

I'm so ready to strap the Ma on a chair, she's just so terrible.

[@theluckyidiot1435]

@@Basedhistoryenjoyer ikr

[@pancakenc9553]

I mean her mother change and help her daughter grow up well in the end but yeah it's bad parenting still people can change...cringy but true

[@iambumbo7534]

this loan shark sounds more of a “alone shark”

[@hectorvelez1546]

why u give me feels bro?

[@Ari-sj7kt]

You mean "Aloan shark"??

[@DaGreatNic]

You're pfp is funny

[@shadfire3854]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Funy

[@iambumbo7534]

why is it whenever i get comments theres always that one "pfp funny" i aint mad or anything just kinda weird

[@Death_13TH]

The one quote that summarizes this, at least to me. "Just because you are Badguy, does not mean you are Bad Guy."

[@anarchyandempires5452]

In the words of Al Capone "I might be a criminal, but I'm not a monster."

[@DeviTLR]

not all hero's wear capes

[@shinrafugitives3880]

I'm pretty sure you're a monster if you bomb speakeasies full of people and bribe 60% of the police force to keep quiet about murder

[@kajjak7001]

@@shinrafugitives3880 naw, they knew the dangers of running those businesses and bribery is just part of the game. Not a monster, just a criminal.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

@@kajjak7001 Never forget the saint Valentine's massacre

[@MoBallin]

Thug: *Gib me all the Money yee got* Child: *T o r t o l* Thug: *Y e s*

[@akrammohamud7501]

*T* *O* *R* *T* *O* *L*

[@akrammohamud7501]

IS

[@akrammohamud7501]

lOFE

[@finnishboo4192]

@@akrammohamud7501 *Y E S*

[@REEEPROGRAM]

T O R T O L S A V E S L I V E S

[@tinysociety5343]

As an ending Matsuri should've said: "Yes I do know him... he's Mister Turtle"

[@toxicenergy6127]

Facts would've been so much better

[@Zany_Wany]

E

[@m4sherman340]

EE ET’s En Ehe Eame

[@Bos_Meong]

I used to rub mr turtle's turtle!

[@Red-jq1en]

@@Bos_Meong what the fucccckk

[@r2d352]

Kid: I shall give you the highest honor I can bestow, giving you mr turtle Collector: I shall gracefully accept this honor

[@comfyimp]

i actually yelled “gIVE HER A HUG”

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Oh

[@dizzyheads]

There's a finaly part afterwards where they actually get to talk again and eat ramen

[@razza0113]

@@dizzyheads where can i find it?

[@moonlux3834]

gloopy boonyTM r/Thathappened

[@redacted8323]

@@dizzyheads w h e r e i s t h i s h o l y f i n a l p a r t

[@kw9565]

mother: *dosen't love child or take care of them* loan shark: *fine, i'll do it myself*

[@moondragon2916]

Excactly bro

[@kaeki458]

She did good after being scolded look at what she become

[@cye2310]

If I my partner just left me and my child alot of debt, I would be miserable too.

[@yurikovRUKR762]

Yes

[@anaceattorneyfangreatgame9770]

Aight three memes... Child: You are bad guy, but that does not mean you are bad guy. Child: Thanks satan. Loan shark: Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore.

[@nazimelon6653]

"So where will you kidnap me to today mister?" Never thought thats a sentence that could me said in a wholesome context yet here we are.

[@Frog-Shaped-Slime]

Wholesome my ass. She knows damn well who he is and what he does for a living. But shit, it beats starving at home in rags

[@nazimelon6653]

@@Frog-Shaped-Slime you must be a happy, loving individual with an amazing positive outlook on the world Jesus christ dude, chill Its a comic about a loanshark having a heart and a kid getting to be happy

[@Frog-Shaped-Slime]

@@nazimelon6653 i am, actually. I also a realist. That kid knowd exactly what's on on. She just doesn't care bc it's better than what was before. Sad, that she's at that point, but it makes sense. It makes the comic even more wholesome bc she basically saved him.

[@aavvv6265]

@@Frog-Shaped-Slime You think a little kid knows what a loan shark is? 😂

[@Frog-Shaped-Slime]

@@aavvv6265 I think that if a child that looks like that can befriend a man that looks that scary, they know that they're bad news. Children are smarter than we give them credit for. They're just not very wise. INT 10, WIS 4

[@Larsgman]

I remember reading this quite some time ago. One of the most wholesome things i have ever witnessed. The alternate endings were done quite well.

[@Heartrose7]

There is only one alternative ending, the other is an epilogue. Epilogue's are used to canonical capstone a series.

[@andrewhornbeck526]

I just noticed. In the second encounter, the apartment looks relatively freashly cleaned. Meaning the loan shark cleaned up.

[@SunKiss3r]

Andrew Hornbeck my heart

[@hectic8486]

Details.

[@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary]

.... Truly a great man

[@gr7582]

Oh shite your right!

[@sparky111000]

"Do you know him?" *"Yeah he's Mr. Turtle. A friend who was sad until we played together when i was little. Now he's happy. And so am i. Goodbye Mr. Turtle. Thanks for everything"*

[@user-rg7pc4ix3w]

MY HEART I HAVEN’T FINISHED YET

[@whisperinginstruments1404]

Right when I thought I finished crying too

[@Royal_Zero]

F!@# i almost not crying till this shit beat in my face

[@sazcxieo]

Debt collector exist Little girl: im gonna end this man's career

[@myguy4030]

Funny

[@someindoboi4655]

More like brighten his whole life.

[@adolfmilos5688]

The positive energy this video is radiating can make a grown man cry.

[@SebiSheldin]

This is a prime example of when a little girl hands you a turtle doll you better f**king take it and become Mr.Turtle.

[@Notmayonez]

Maybe i am a turtle.

[@9ezm282]

I had Mr. turtle

[@mcbuttstuff]

Instructions unclear became Mr Tea

[@ajaderabbit8399]

Shark: I'm gonna have to kidnap you to teach your ma a lesson *Immediately takes her out to eat noodles*

[@Neppedupplayer]

Is it good...?

[@ajaderabbit8399]

@@Neppedupplayer ?

[@coralia.i9702]

Chaotic good(not sure I never quiet get the alignments right)

[@shoopoop21]

@@coralia.i9702 probably chaotic neutral. He's probably a monster with adults, he simply acknowledges and respects the innocent.

[@coralia.i9702]

Deep Fried Jesus hmm you make a point either he’s a chaotic Boi

[@enterprism5298]

damn, at 4:20 he even decided to take the kid away from seeing her mom with another guy, holy shit this man gives off father vibes

[@lamotou4banana383]

Blaze it

[@lukezhou3418]

420

[@soyoy8503]

funny number.

[@Kanna_Kizuchi]

Me:**reads comment** Also me:**looks at numbers**......PFTTHAHA

[@SORBETES361]

You could've put 4:15, but instead used 4:20