Visiting The Most Intellectual Neighbourhood In Pairs | Absolute Jokes

Richard Ayoade spends 48 hours in Paris, the city of love, with guest 'Bake Off' star Mel Giedroyc. From eating snails to not climbing the Eiffel Tower to champagne and drinking absinthe this is their take on a 48-hour mini break in pairs France.
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[@unkleturpis9253]

Mel delights me in such wholesome and sweet ways. Never change, Mel.

[@re90652]

I love the sense of humor of these two . Dry, witty & clever.

[@FRADAVE01]

Oscar Wilde's dying words: "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do!" 💜

[@andrimar82]

I didnt know Ben Affleck drove people around Paris on a motorbike, thats pretty cool and unexpected.

[@matteo7867]

I love Pairs. Amazing City

[@nicolaslegrand9414]

Pairs is okay but you should see Dorbeaux!

[@matteo7867]

@@nicolaslegrand9414 just googled it. It is such a french colour.

[@Laksilaks]

​@@nicolaslegrand9414 Im a Sarmeille fan myself

[@Laura-td7fj]

Mr. Forky goes deep into Snail Town

[@beaubrent]

Paris is so expectantly romantic that it creates a number of very awkward moments between these two. Gold.

[@Vera-kh8zj]

This is excellent. Bonus for the Stendhal reference.

[@TheJewely13]

"Paris has bewhiffed us" is my favourite phrase in this episode.

[@stewartallan1440]

" I think he (Oscar Wilde) died over there, by the dvd player" Classic.

[@noluckst2]

"Many Tits" On applaudit Rémi bien fort pour cette déclaration bien franchouillarde comme on les aime.

[@benoitbvg2888]

🎶🎶🎶🎶Et vive, vive, vive les gros nicchooooonnss 🎶🎶🎶🎶

[@craven5328]

ROFL. I grew up in an 3/4 Anglophone family in Quebec. When I saw that clip, the French side of my brain went: "Oh Jesus, the English are such prudes!". Simultaneously, the English side of my brain went: "Well that was a piece of information that was not asked for!" Ah, that old, ceaseless internal conflict lol.

[@ubermut1379]

I feel like there are worse ways to be described than „distressingly masculine“ 😂

[@virg0_lem0nade]

the title says PAIRS 👥 instead of PARIS lol 🤣

[@sdspivey]

Pairs is so much better city than Paris.

[@nobotbronaut2241]

A ref to tits that the biker alluded to.

[@sophiasimmons7486]

It’s quite hard to be angry around a sea horse 😂

[@danielbesaw7304]

I love pairs lol

[@nobotbronaut2241]

Great chemistry. Nice Ep.

[@altar7885]

"the populace's penchant" 😂

[@bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145]

French pro tip (i have a sweet tooth) : for maccarons go to Pierre Hermé not Ladurée they're miles ahead.

[@janedmunds4218]

Oops. Pretty bad typo = Pairs for Paris. Can you go back and fix it?

[@endlessmasks]

maybe it is intentional, because this is about the pair of them going around

[@componentsinmotion4683]

@@endlessmasks Or the many tits

[@ghanianazouari8662]

PAIRSSSSS

[@Ndriana]

Looks like this was shot before the Notre Dame fire (2019) yet only uploaded this year.

[@Fancy_PotHead]

HTC phone ? When was this...

[@adeka59]

Winter 2015 based on the writings on la Tour Montparnasse

[@juanjvvuuren1110]

Paris, not Pairs (?)

[@alexoviedo999]

You have a typo in the title…Pairs?

[@bigbird2451]

Bikinis and pencil sharpeners? Now you've got my attention!

[@bigbird2451]

I have many other drugs available that don't involve the flavors of absinth. Thank you very much.

[@neuvatn]

Is the title supposed to say Paris not a Pairs

[@kayoh1233]

When did Ben affleck grow a beard and start doing tours of Paris?

[@chuck1804]

In Pairs? Well yes I suppose they are a pair

[@heidimueller1039]

Are restaurants insulted when you leave most of their meals and drinks behind?

[@MedEvil1c]

The most intelligent part is the Paris typo 😅

[@tontonjeannot6089]

Remy can get it. Whenever. Whoever.

[@Sad_bumper_sticker.]

Was this created in 2010?

[@marvin19966]

as are most things

[@Ihatemaxpigmentation]

absinthe is not even french and only the tourist version is drunk with sugar. normally its just mixed with water from shown fountains

[@BOOMER751]

The formula is swiss, yes but it gained fame in France. Also, there are several ways to drink absinthe. Adding plain iced water to absinthe is just one of them. But there are 3 very traditional methods that are recommended to increase the flavor: -the French way which is to filter into the absinthe cold water on top of a sugar cube (the one we see in the video). -The Czech way which is to dip the sugar cube into the absinthe with a spoon before setting it on fire to create a caramel. Then you add it to the absinthe with water. -The Russian way which is to add a sugar syrup (1/3 sugar 2/3 water) directly to the absinthe.

[@anadventfollower1181]

Next time visit Pears, Apples. It has slightly cleaner and sophisticated individuals.

[@jamtheman3017]

Eurostar 64 pounds return? that's absurd. Is that a promotion for the sake of not seeming grossly overpriced in a travel video

[@blurds]

Precovid and prebrexit were different times!

[@j.d.4697]

How did they even let you in if you can neither spell nor correct "Paris"?

[@elproject3343]

This reminded me of those TV programs, rushed with little to no information nor insights. Thank goodness I don’t watch tv anymore.

[@PATACHENREN]

Que des trucs bidons pour (richous) touristes !…🤕🤕

[@Anya-du7ms]

I understand that some people have conditions which make it difficult for them to spell correctly, so do a SPELL CHECK before you actually hit that " enter" button when writing a title for your KZbin video.....

[@secondme209]

probably the most inelegant woman on earth

[@FixedFace]

open border aficionados should be banned from travelling. "you want paris, milano, london, berlin, madrid, münchen etc to be the same euroasiafro melting pots? then why visit them in the first place?"

[@joedirt3449]

Fully agree

[@joedirt3449]

open border= Death

[@billpugh58]

all internal borders of Schengen are open😂 it’s why the EU works! 450.000.000 people traveling, consuming, exporting importing without red tape!

[@solitaryman777]

You're in all these comment sections at the bottom for Travel Man. Is the point you're trying to make is that only xenophobes should be able to cross borders? Is that because they wouldn't leave home, so nobody goes anywhere, or is it you prefer the glass-case treatment across the board? Hard to discern what cranks are so fussy about, though I suspect they don't know, either.