DEAL ALERT | T5½ Round 4

Round 4 of 5 submission for Tourney 5½ in the Beepbox Discord.
The theme of this round is area themes! This song was made for the prompt "Beep Mart" which can be read here, courtesy of team triangle:
"It’s right there in front of you.
You’ve wandered the aisles floored with checkered linoleum, lit with warm fluorescent light, and lined with shelves, freezers and display cases with various groceries and doodads and whatever crap the masses will eat up.
But here it is. The deal that everyone’s been yammering about on Beepbook. Quality, value, style, service, selection and convenience. Limited time only. Offer good while supplies last. Buy now.
You see everyone else eyeing the same thing, with glowing, piercingly red eyes and salivating mouths. You’re surrounded by a pack of vicious man-eating consumers! And now... they’re coming right at you!
Don’t wait! Act now before this deal is gone forever! Batteries not included; mileage may vary; all sales are final!"
GO TEAM NOISE!!!
All submissions were played on Beepbox Radio, go check it out!
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created in ultrabox, rendered in corrscope
2/1/24
ultrabox: ultraabox.gith...
corrscope: github.com/cor...
song link: pastelink.net/...
Sample Sources:
- "Trumpet": Found at freesound.org/...
- "Alto Sax": Found at freesound.org/... uploaded by clruwe
- "Slap Bass": Found at freesound.org/...
- "Alarm": Found at freesound.org/... uploaded by Robinhood76
- "Cymbal": Found at freesound.org/...
- "Snare": Found at freesound.org/...
- "Kick": Found at freesound.org/...
- "Shopping Cart": Found at • SHOPPING CART ROLL SOU...
- "Supermarket": Found at freesound.org/...
- "Shoppers": My voice. file.garden/ZS...
- "Beep": Found at • Barcode scanner beep s...
- "Door": Found at • Spaceship compartment ...
- "Go": My voice. file.garden/ZS...
- "Speaker": Text to speech using voice "2504 - Alfie-🇬🇧United Kingdom Male Voice" on ttsmaker.com/

[@numerals2031]

What a deal!

[@suikun245]

The best deal I've ever heard in my life!😋