Kev gives the best-worst advice that he possibly can answering your questions via dearkev@kevonstage.com.
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@cha0tykharm0nye4 жыл бұрын
Those poor glasses take a beating every time 😂
@charray68674 жыл бұрын
Okay frfr
@njohn30764 жыл бұрын
That is literally my favorite part 🤣🤣🤣
@octislife4 жыл бұрын
EVERY! TIME! 😂
@SammiLaRo114 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@YouVSMeTV4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't want you to testify against him.
@shawannabd4 жыл бұрын
Right!!😂😂😂
@NannaP274 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY.
@shayb6154 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@YouVSMeTV4 жыл бұрын
@@shawannabd Im just saying 5 years is a lot of secrets. 😄
@prettyqueen5734 жыл бұрын
That's the only reason I thought of.
@karameldrip97034 жыл бұрын
Girllll, no ma'am!! If he didn't marry you while he was out, he didn't want you!
@ProfitPower134 жыл бұрын
How?
@MnM4126144 жыл бұрын
¿Wonder Man? Cheating
@kingforte92463 жыл бұрын
@@MnM412614 just cause he cheated doesn’t mean he didn’t want to marry her
@janlet6274 жыл бұрын
Cheating and committing crimes and will be in jail for years????? Why is he your boyfriend?
@joannasaadati88104 жыл бұрын
Or potential husband?! Lol
@terenlivas51864 жыл бұрын
love is a bitch lol
@flyleelee53514 жыл бұрын
He said rent in L.A. is about 2-3k a minute 🤣🤣
@yvettembele35704 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna need some of these people to comment on the videos letting us know if they ended up taking Kev's advice lmaoo
@LadyKane774 жыл бұрын
The updates! I like it!!
@Pasicho4 жыл бұрын
This is my first time actually watching this segment from kev and I didnt notice the sarcasm till the second message. I was like Kevs going in.
@GetHers9794 жыл бұрын
@@yvettembele3570 😂😜 he gives ALL the wrong advice.
@justmyopiniondontbemad2534 жыл бұрын
Especially the wife that had to clean up them butt tissues!!! GyrL 🙄🤦🏾♀️ that took me TF out 🤣😂🤣
@5thHouseProductions4 жыл бұрын
Ok! I need a “Where are they now”? Episode
@mortalbaelien77074 жыл бұрын
“Those were cusses but i spared you.”😂😂😂
@lanasmith60504 жыл бұрын
"Tell your boyfriend you're not coming to his apartment no more because it smells like balls" took me out 😂
@charray68674 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@TheRealVirgilW4 жыл бұрын
Whats wrong with stank
@me_not_me4 жыл бұрын
"Light to medium crimes"😂....bye Kev 🏃🏾♀️
@KhalilahBall4 жыл бұрын
JOSH: how do you do it, Friday after Friday, and not laugh out loud at this nut?
@nicquema4 жыл бұрын
Khalilah Ball listen close. I’ve heard some laughs before 🤣🤣
@Mnds-b4f4 жыл бұрын
This segment always reminds me how trash some people can be lol
@CG-of9sh4 жыл бұрын
Amanda CJ you ain't Neva lied!
@aprt234 жыл бұрын
The first two women need to RUN! Dump that bum and the inmate
@krystalharris12594 жыл бұрын
FIRST question: HOW LONG is he going to be in jail? Second question: Why did he wait so long to propose? ALREADY when I read the title..... No.
@hollaatthekid17964 жыл бұрын
She said how long in the first minute.
@MissTeaq4 жыл бұрын
Lara Sky oooh girl the shade of it all 🤭😲😳
@nikkired49254 жыл бұрын
@Lara Sky FACTS 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@queenking65244 жыл бұрын
Holla At The KI D not necessarily..being sentenced to 13 years doesn’t mean that’s what he’s going to serve. Most ppl I’ve seen only do half their time if that..just saying
@Paulinhanunesm4 жыл бұрын
Queen Ki still too long, no thank you
@NVme084 жыл бұрын
Listen... the difference is that most Black women TRY to be with Black men and they are often our first choice of mate, but we can’t wait forever!
@Passion84GodAlways4 жыл бұрын
You 👏🏾 betta 👏🏾 TELL 👏🏾 'EM!!! 👏🏾👏🏾
@Sunshine134chick4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@MzTwEeT19894 жыл бұрын
Giiiiirl nothing but the truth
@nonamebae4 жыл бұрын
Was everybody listening in the back 👂🏾👂🏾👂🏾👂🏾
@krystalharris12594 жыл бұрын
This is SO true. 5 years, too???!?! Um.. No. I just wouldn't.
@MayaAsIam4 жыл бұрын
So he’s driving Uber/Lyft with her car 😒
@Dud5124 жыл бұрын
And when something go wrong, she gotta fix it I bet
@kimberlywilkes16794 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Southern.Nappiness3 жыл бұрын
Dusty!😡
@Whoizsantinolark4 жыл бұрын
Kev n doboys transitions to there advertisers is getting better and better
@coach_hoodie_d20074 жыл бұрын
That Dude Ronn facts
@c0wboys4life4 жыл бұрын
Doboys are already legendary, but Kev is starting to improve on it himself 😅
@MsJoyce312024 жыл бұрын
Blue Chew! 😂
@NowIAmNappy4 жыл бұрын
-Sir WESLEE- LEGENDARY 👏🏾😂😂
@DJBlend214 жыл бұрын
*their... 😊
@TobyIsAWoman4 жыл бұрын
"Your aunt is rich,you are not." 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@Karamelmocha324 жыл бұрын
How silly are some people🤦🏽♀️. You really have to ask what to do? Girl go on about your business, mature a lot more, make better decisions, and love on yourself and create a better you so you can attract better.
@krystalharris12594 жыл бұрын
Yes! The very DEFINITION of LEVELING UP.
@Juice-ig3jz4 жыл бұрын
People really need to learn to love themselves more. It’s hard to listen to some of these people.
@charray68674 жыл бұрын
Right
@johannawebley41014 жыл бұрын
But then we would have no "dear Kev" and no entertainment 😂🤣
@Karamelmocha324 жыл бұрын
@@johannawebley4101 😂😂
@reggiethecommenter91374 жыл бұрын
5:10 “So what he doesn’t find himself until he’s 56 and then he leaves you for a white woman.” I was not ready for the white woman part.
@tandyrichae61944 жыл бұрын
I felt it in my soul when he said it too👀
@nonamebae4 жыл бұрын
Lol I was laughing at one then it got real for 5 secs
@marianne63734 жыл бұрын
Tragic comedy is the best!
@SisterKnight4 жыл бұрын
@@marianne6373 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 always one pick me in the comments trying to be seen by black men. Guuuuuurl...
@marianne63734 жыл бұрын
@@SisterKnight Well, I'm gay. Not looking for any type of man. (Not looking for a partner in the KZbin comment section in general, unlike you (?))
@joesuff174 жыл бұрын
"I'll go down there with a machete" 🔪 😂😂
@LocDoc_Auntie_J4 жыл бұрын
"your underarms are sauteing onions"--wow!
@charray68674 жыл бұрын
Had me dying when I heard that. LOL 😆
@MsJoyce312024 жыл бұрын
😂
@cphillipsmhadoctoralcandid93664 жыл бұрын
@Jenelle718, omg!!! That is literally my son. I'm like "dude do you not smell yourself?"😅😅😅
@ebonyahm65224 жыл бұрын
All boys are like that..just funky and don’t care
@callmechelea4 жыл бұрын
Sis will be highly disappointed if she’s just staying within church to date..girl you betta go OUT to events.
@tiarabey54904 жыл бұрын
Each week there’s a comment about Tyler Perry 😂😂 I can’t
@Dud5124 жыл бұрын
Tyler need to put Kev in a movie. Id watch
@younglaster4 жыл бұрын
And there WILL BE a mention, until he gets his invite. Lol
@missdolo94744 жыл бұрын
@@younglaster 😂 yep
@TantyCai4 жыл бұрын
Right lmao, Tyler Perry needs to hear all his references 😂
@ainttellinu64914 жыл бұрын
"I don't believe in soap" 🤢🤮
@Juice-ig3jz4 жыл бұрын
I work with some hippies who don’t either. It is seriously the hardest circumstances I had to work under.
@younglaster4 жыл бұрын
I'd go with the "Just TRY it. You might like it." "There are great natural options." "If you value your safety, you'd try it."
@librarygyal05894 жыл бұрын
These headlines have me rolling before I even start the video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Oonagh724 жыл бұрын
Why does this girl even ask their question. When your man is in prison you don’t have a boyfriend anymore.
@LadiesBlvd4 жыл бұрын
Let me answer the question in the title: “Say no.” That topic is one to be discussed when neither party is in jail. He can worry about that is she’s available when he gets out. Edit: No, I haven’t even watched the video yet. But that’s my answer. LOL.
@LadyKane774 жыл бұрын
I was just about to type this very thing. Haven't started the video yet lol. We don't play the holding down in jail game.
@125loopy4 жыл бұрын
Just ghost him lol. He can't do anything
@krystalharris12594 жыл бұрын
I agree
@krystalharris12594 жыл бұрын
@@LadyKane77 as a 21 year old.... 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 It AIN'T happening.
@Pre01154 жыл бұрын
Why she stayed when he cheated several times is ridiculous as is! She definitely should not marry him? Hoping for someone to change is a Terrible thing that keeps you stuck 🤦🏾♀️
@gaynellet60604 жыл бұрын
"TAKE that 22 year old!!!"
@tjaspire4 жыл бұрын
I feel like the people in these scenarios already know the answer, deep down. 😂🤣
@mayaharrod87374 жыл бұрын
It’s like an exposition 😭 trees. Shrubbery. I’m crying
@kclark184 жыл бұрын
Single blk man here(charlotte nc if anyone paying attention ;)) I think it's a matter of ppl not knowing how to properly communicate anymore. You have to ask the right questions, not just small talk. A person who is genuine and authentic tend to attract those kinds of ppl. Those who aren't usually don't. We have to require more while also understanding we all have room to grow. In my opinion the pool we have to choose from is shrinking by the day.
@try80424 жыл бұрын
I agree. Many people want to play games, and cant understand why they are not attracting quality men or women. Or have unrealistic expectations, expecting a person to give what only God can. I think in society people dont want to look inward to see why they cant stay in a relationship. That takes maturity, but the world is getting more immature as time goes on.
@queentab254 жыл бұрын
Hi, Clark am in charlotte,nc too. Yes, I agree I have goals and it's hard finding the same or equal. ☺
@HomeschoolAndAll4 жыл бұрын
Err ee err ee = love making Kah choo kah choo = going to sleep sounds ..I love it. U r so silly kev
@Passion84GodAlways4 жыл бұрын
Took 👏🏾 me 👏🏾 out!!! 😄😆😅😂🤣🤣
@mimib.4274 жыл бұрын
“Nobody loves the Black Queen!”😂 I don’t know why that impersonation made me laugh lol! But sis sounds like me...the only men at my church is 78 year old Deacon Jethro types 🤦🏾♀️ time to change churches lol 💁🏾♀️
@Dud5124 жыл бұрын
Its probably dude that like you you just overlook him
@ShakiraKGardner4 жыл бұрын
Jethro!!!!😂😂😂😂
@divinemissw4 жыл бұрын
Jethro 😂😂
@Mariah2034 жыл бұрын
@@Dud512 just like you probably overlook the women you're not attracted to
@j.wmarie8574 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@brownskinfelix35874 жыл бұрын
Plot twist..... Wait until he comes out of jail.... You commit a crime, go to jail then propose to him and see what happens....test his love girrrrrl.....🙄🙄🙄
@LadyKane774 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOO
@125loopy4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@GetHers9794 жыл бұрын
Kev is obviously rubbing off on you with this one😛😂😂😂
@Shystyle11114 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@kolyajones4 жыл бұрын
It's friday. Im ready for the shenanigans 🤣🤣🤣
@jennclair98664 жыл бұрын
Don't accept the proposal.
@DeepThoughtsAndUpgrades4 жыл бұрын
The "cha cha cha chia" took me out!! I almost laughed out loud at work!!🤣🤣🤣
@JJerseyGirl4 жыл бұрын
😂
@angelahauser5144 жыл бұрын
I can't watch him at work or while eating. Cha cha cha chia!
@DeepThoughtsAndUpgrades4 жыл бұрын
@@angelahauser514 Ikr?!
@MindfullyKiki4 жыл бұрын
I have got to stop watching this at work! 😂😂😂😂😂 But here I am, doing it again....
@michellepegues40114 жыл бұрын
OMG!! Kev got me laughing out loud at work again!!! See you in the ATL!!! In my Stage Krew shirt!! Love you KevOnStage!
@sincerelyajg50674 жыл бұрын
To the young lady with the taco meat pubic hair: WAX!!! I thought most women waxed these days. I’m too scared to put a blade near my private parts but if you don’t mind you can shave. I’ve been waxing for years & you will get used to it actually. Actually, real men don’t care about a little hair.
@darilyntyrese59354 жыл бұрын
“You talking bout a long day, but a short night? Blue Chew will get you right!!” I L😍VE IT!!! 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
@FlutterMouse4 жыл бұрын
The Judge broke us up...
@tiptip54914 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@StellaBella4884 жыл бұрын
Thank God!
@deniseabrams72124 жыл бұрын
Me too
@vickylovega234 жыл бұрын
The word. It be smooth or the Amazon hahahah. Real men speak!! You take what i bring you to the meal. Either you eat or starve!!!!👏🏾👏🏾🗣🗣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@justcallmeteacup47114 жыл бұрын
"Haven't you ever seen any Tyler Perry movies!" If that ain't the whole truth, he's always punishing us for some bullshit 😂
@ashleylevels68554 жыл бұрын
These are simply not long enough 😂😂
@karameldrip97034 жыл бұрын
"Mr. New Kappa" 😂😂😂
@CrystalNicoleLSW4 жыл бұрын
That Blue Chew plug was legendary 🙌🏾👌🏾😩😂😂😂
@AshleyMorgan4 жыл бұрын
I don’t comprehend! He’s in Jail what is there to discuss? Ma’am you are single! You’re welcome! Not Tyler Perry 😂😂😂😂😂
@YoshiXO4 жыл бұрын
Weekly Dose of Ash I agree
@LB-fc8pj4 жыл бұрын
🤦🏽♀️ Why do people keep asking you questions Kev? Lol 😂 You give some of the worst advice ever. 😂
@Dud5124 жыл бұрын
He won't answer my questions granted they were fakes lol. But still Kev said its for entertainment
@Lady_Crispr4 жыл бұрын
Straight up I know he is joking but some of his responses make me so unhappy inside.
@younglaster4 жыл бұрын
But it's the BEST worst advice
@leonwright86434 жыл бұрын
Because they already know the answer (in their ❤️ of 💕).
@deelightful62764 жыл бұрын
Kev: thems the breaks kids Me: welp. I guess thems the breaks
@kianahughes73734 жыл бұрын
Dee Lightful Break it up, break it up, break it up...BREAKDOWN!
@DK-qj7cr4 жыл бұрын
Dee Lightful :yep Alexa cue Kurtis Blow...🎤🗣🗣
@notesamir20474 жыл бұрын
Heeeey macarena 😂😂😂😂😂 yo i straight ugly laughed outloud at work
@tarquintus4 жыл бұрын
Right pack/ Stage Krew sound off!!
@sancholowera4 жыл бұрын
Na.
@desmonaelloydadashofdes78534 жыл бұрын
We in here!!!
@tarquintus4 жыл бұрын
Sancho Lōw Era your morning breath smells like a hot drum of pig bath water and skunk spit.
@amoni.k66324 жыл бұрын
Big Veno oh yeahhh🤩
@thatoneguy32844 жыл бұрын
💪🏾
@ArcherQueen134 жыл бұрын
His reply to his 2nd question...omg ...so HORRIBLE! 😂😂😂...and the way he slides his ads in 😂😂
@patricegreen68924 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 listen, that mattress voice took me out😅
@akatheempress4 жыл бұрын
He's all of sudden ready to commit? After he's sent to prison fah 13 years?
@TABBY1004 жыл бұрын
Noooo not acrimony 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@andre23noel4 жыл бұрын
"Hey Macarena, what's up in here?!?!"
@artreehayward22374 жыл бұрын
I died right there.
@chowderismyboyfriend4 жыл бұрын
My fave part of that section of the video 😂
@cmh79254 жыл бұрын
"As long as the sex is good..."😂 "let him be a bum, continue to pay all the bills." Kev you was acting a fool today❗😂
@alondrahernandez56264 жыл бұрын
I always enjoy this segment. That first question Isn't it funny he didn't ask to marry her while he was out free & cheating. But now he needs someone to hold him down for 13yrs and put money on his books. And now he wants to get married so he can lock her down and secure his commissary bag. And she still had to ask what to do.
@justmyopiniondontbemad2534 жыл бұрын
LMAO 🤣 😂 @ IDC if it's Jumanji down there!!! 🕵🏾♀️🕵🏾♀️🤣😂🤣
@tdhead794 жыл бұрын
Every Friday, I can't stand Kevin
@teesherese78494 жыл бұрын
Kev’s tongue joined the step team for good 30 seconds 😂😂😂 played that part back so many times
@HelloMsSongbird4 жыл бұрын
Tee Sherese 💀💀💀
@erykahb90344 жыл бұрын
Women be musty too 👀🤮
@Juice-ig3jz4 жыл бұрын
Definitely! Lol but MOST women take better care of themselves so it isn’t noticeable. My ex would come home from the gym and she smelt horrible but she immediately showers and smelt like roses.
@ccgrad034 жыл бұрын
I look forward to this segment every Friday!
@bccstat4 жыл бұрын
This is becoming one of my favorite shows
@kservia25754 жыл бұрын
I would love to see Joshy face while Kev talking this ish...😂😂😂
@MsTae-ue5zx4 жыл бұрын
😭😂I legit have to go on break just to watch because the way you have me hollering in laughter..........
@annwilliams19814 жыл бұрын
Kev, you give the most excellent, worst advice I’ve ever heard!
@Bindi_Marc4 жыл бұрын
Rent in LA is $3000...a minute.
@shanaburch26254 жыл бұрын
The fall from roommates place 🤣🤣
@Eme-p4k4 жыл бұрын
Literally at 4:12 I kid you not when you said that Acrimony was the first thing that pooped into my head, and when you said the movie I was like ayyyeeee, that telepathy 😂😂😂
@mixedmamiiD4 жыл бұрын
Haha. The jungle! That wasn't me in the email but She is me. 🥴🤣🤣still got a baby tho. Somebody like it! 😂
@aminahmahmud23204 жыл бұрын
"RUN".......like you running a marathon!
@tionak4 жыл бұрын
“Thems the breaks kids” 😂😂😂😂😂
@Denise-ob8dk2 жыл бұрын
Hollered
@RuthieSongbird4 жыл бұрын
Kev be wildin 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@therealmoemusik4 жыл бұрын
He got on a suit and tie I know the episode gonna be good 😂
@progamingdistrict4 жыл бұрын
"Rent 2...$3000..a minute" 😁😁
@LASmith-jq3nk4 жыл бұрын
Listen, that last piece of advice was tha TRUTH!!! Go to work Sir.....LOL
@PersonalPraise4 жыл бұрын
"What was the crime" is the first go-to Kev??? 😂😂😂😂It's 13 years, he definitely opened an artery at least!
@raecooper27194 жыл бұрын
"Freshly hooped in bawls!" 😂😂😂😂
@khaiahmann91924 жыл бұрын
“You hear me what I said?” 😂😂
@TantyCai4 жыл бұрын
I love it when he says that 😂
@reeseereece4 жыл бұрын
Everytime you get ready to spew foolishness, you have this look that comes over your face that tickles the fool out of me! Bless MrsKevonStage's heart! 🤣🤣🤣
@aprt234 жыл бұрын
Rent 2, 3 thousand A MINUTE 🤣🤣🤣
@OyBella4 жыл бұрын
“Get you a WHHHHite man!” 😂😭🤦🏾♀️
@ThegyrlfromGa4 жыл бұрын
Not the Throwback Davd E Talbot! 🤣🤣
@andreasmiff4 жыл бұрын
For the second question... the man could AT LEAST get a consistent part time job or something. I’ve never done Uber/Lyft, but I’m just curious how much do they actually get paid because the highest ride I’ve paid for was $14🤷🏾♀️
@tdhead794 жыл бұрын
Frequent Uber/Lyft rider over here. Sometimes when the prices surge that same ride can cost 30 or more dollars and if there are big events in the area they can do well. I ask a lot of questions
@andreasmiff4 жыл бұрын
Taiwanna Head that’s true. I was just curious of how the pay worked. Like do they make a certain percentage from each ride?
@tdhead794 жыл бұрын
In my experience they get half of what you paid so if it's $20 they get $10
@HindSight-hl7jf4 жыл бұрын
Child just shave that foolishness 🙅🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️😂😂😂
@tiptip54914 жыл бұрын
Right!
@orlandowilliamsjr.64794 жыл бұрын
This is now my favorite episode
@katrinadavidson92704 жыл бұрын
Just came to tell homegirl to tell her man no. Why didn't he propose before he went to prison? Oh because he was out busy cheating. 13 years?!?!?! Nah. Aint no man outside of Papoose doing all those years, so women do like Isaac Hayes and "walk on by".
@reginadavis10284 жыл бұрын
Black men we can not do, black women, we can do 😹😹😹😹 unapologetically AS A BLACK QUEEN THAT'S HOW I FEEL TOO!! And what? 😹😹
@TantyCai4 жыл бұрын
Not "freshly hooped in balls" noooo 😩😩😭😭😂🤣
@asibelle4224 жыл бұрын
Lmao I was actually looking forward to the Christian dating advice then he gonna say "Take that 22 year old" I'm 25 and even I don't want no 22 year old 😂😂 ain't nobody got time for that Kev!!
@charray68674 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the Friday laughs Kev. I need to be able to Lol at the end of every week.
@GothBatty4 жыл бұрын
It don’t make me no never mind 💀😹💯
@avaholloway324 жыл бұрын
KEV!!!!!!...That message on P hair had me so weak I couldn't tell ppl at work why I was hollerin & crying they actually thought something was wrong. #ChiChiChiChia lol
@nilasmith88014 жыл бұрын
Yo 9:52 Kev's tongue and brain were having a fight. Lol. Hilarious!
@shortyzangelz4 жыл бұрын
This is confirmation that Kev needs Jesus lmao 😂 😂😂😂
@shawannabd4 жыл бұрын
Ch ch ch chia!💀💀💀💀💀 omg Kev!😂✊👍
@MremboOne4 жыл бұрын
Mr. New Kappa 🤣🤣🤣
@nitarhodes65254 жыл бұрын
Self: Don't click play for DearKevonStage while you're driving. You know what flies out of his mouth is wildly unpredictable, and you end up out of breath from laughing while weaving out of your lane. Also self: I'll risk it! " We don't care if it's Jumanji down there." I literally couldn't breath for a good five seconds. 🤣🤣😂
@kelligreens4 жыл бұрын
Also don’t listen to him on the treadmill...I have almost fallen off a couple times listening to this mess 😂🤣