Dear Onision: Please Log Off

[@scrungo7610]

Tom’s got competition for worst haircut apparently

[@Yor_gamma_ix_bae]

Post ur pic for comparison

[@nilaier1430]

Pyro vs Tom

[@Shawn-Leider]

Yo CHILL

[@d76458]

Broccoli hair is worse.

[@n.vacore]

Clearly not a pyro viewer

[@GNKPLHM]

I didn’t even realize onision was still going. He feels like a fossil at this point

[@CheapRobot]

19:06 "Maybe I'll just do the onision lore video." _Everyone in Tom's video production sweatshop gasp in horror._

[@frimports]

Can we not get one more Mr. Beast video. Mr. Beasts 3rd grade teacher confirms he was running illegal lotteries even in elementary.

[@matthewclarke2263]

Tom the type of guy to cover Onision because he ran out of lolcows to cover and he needs to pay his bills real quick

[@BreezyD-tr8bd]

I just know you got mad farts

[@MarquisLeary34]

...how? Plenty to choose from. He could also do like Smokey and Kiwi Tapes and just do non stop Novaonline content. Works for them.

[@TheJayTex]

He need to make an updated video on Boogie

[@coreyleighmilner-013]

Tom and keem have both become lolcows

[@johnballard7775]

@@MarquisLeary34 bro i thought novaonline and jupiter the hybrid was the same person i thought they were REALLY obsessed with that one guy. if i was new i would probably also think josh world of tshirts and daniel larson were the same person. they’re both frail little men except one likes children and one is “FROM THE BRONX!!!!!!!!!!! IM FROOMMMMMMM THE BROOOOONNNNNXXXX!!!!!”.

[@dibutler9151]

Ray William Johnson, What The Buck, NigaHiga, Smosh, Fred, iJustine, Michelle Phan, Tay Zonday, Hot for Words, Tyler Oakley, Grace Helbig, GloZella, Markiplier, Jack Septic Eye, Filthy Frank...it was a whole different website.

[@dolltranq]

did anyone watch venturiantale

[@boredatwork321]

Pewdiepie, Philip Defranco, yeah I see what you mean. It was better back then.

[@Nervadane]

You can't make a sociopath understand how worthless they are

[@MarquisLeary34]

How do you think Darksydephil and Lily Orchard manage to stay afloat and keep their fanbase?

[@Sweetz404]

That's an insult to sociopaths. We don't want him😂 hes a narcissistic pedo.

[@lukestover2207]

Surprised to see you here Nerva. Digging the cold stone pizza delivery stories XD

[@tenebraequeene]

Onision needs to log off and go to jail, more like it.

[@MLGPRO-dx8fg]

He needs to be permabanned from life

[@VitorNeto1996]

I hope he goes to jail too! 👌💯 He is just the most cruel person on the Internet! 👿

[@nevermusic]

The chris hanson bit would make a great meat canyon short

[@halocray]

dude whoever runs this channel and if they read comments, let old tommy dark know that you can use the "" keys to go forward and backward frame by frame. Better than constantly trying to pause a video.

[@antonmanu5817]

wow thanks

[@iscesp04]

Very based, thank you for the nugget of wisdom

[@Warhamsterrrr]

You can also use "J", "K", or "L" to jump 10 sec forwards or backwards. K, for whatever reason, can be used as Pause-button. Best one is still typing "awesome", while a KZbin Video is running. Watch the timeline...😄

[@UserNameHere-yb5fu]

And note all these tips are on PC only of course

[@BobGeanis]

​@@UserNameHere-yb5funo shit

[@mentallyillfinger]

Remember he has a daughter who fell from a 2nd story floor onto the driveway.

[@rubriccube1723]

WHAT-

[@TheNickleChick]

​@@rubriccube1723And she has permanent brain damage from it. And while his two year old daughter was in the hospital he was tweeting sexually explicit stuff.

[@Hollyucinogen]

​@@rubriccube1723Her broken skull was pressing into her brain. And Onision filmed her on the ground before calling 9-1-1 to "prove his innocence" (but then later he switched it to because he was concerned that she had hit some landscaping rocks). The girl supposedly has autism and is prone to climbing things (and trying to eat non-edible items), so I'm not really sure why they left her alone for so long. Oh, and he made 10+ tweets about humiliating someone beside a window while she was in the hospital with brain damage that she sustained from falling out of a window. Even the police were supposedly suspicious because they'd received so many reports about him from people on KZbin/neighbors/visitors/concerned onlookers.

[@rubriccube1723]

Holy fucking shit-

[@SB-eh5gd]

@@HollyucinogenI have no words I didn’t know that Oh my god 😮

[@pilli10]

Onion never left highschool.

[@WormGamer-rf1lq]

The op acting offended about him referencing jonestown while not knowing what it is is kind of fuckin hilarious

[@_MikeJon_]

Onision coming back is like your herpies flaring up the day before your first date.

[@ghostjuice5277]

Tom thinking onision looks better than him is wild when onision looks like a vampire

[@nick-ut7kx]

vampires are hot brother

[@deathreign3]

​@@nick-ut7kxYeah, to 16yo girls. Coincidentally Onision's main audience.

[@Fauxkerykes]

A drugged out vampire.

[@hanfeezy]

Mistaking glozell for the grapefruit lady is insane work😭😭

[@tviivkselcouth6112]

hahahahaha

[@link4585]

Doesn't matter their a no name faceless thing anyway

[@samspics7311]

Cecil McFly has a good Onision series going on

[@moebie]

I’m digging the “live” content.. so great for background noise

[@kayla2458]

fr so good when i’m doing homework

[@desudesudesudesudesudesu]

SlopLIVE sends his regards

[@drm.himself]

Mmm tasty slop

[@brandonumstead3393]

Bro that cinnamon lady is glozell. Cinnamon challenge legend. One of the first videos i say on youtube was her turning into a damn dragon after eatting a ladle full of cinnamon

[@ChaChaChaddio]

On Jah 😤

[@k2a2l2]

that shit is a youtube classic

[@k2a2l2]

that shit is a youtube classic

[@k2a2l2]

that vid is a youtube classic

[@momo_u]

Him calling her the grapefruit lady made me choke

[@nickh4354]

Onisions last stand: to spit on that thang

[@MiddyFile]

You know I never did realize just how much Onision reminds me of the Jonkler.

[@LiterallyJustAnActualPotato]

Millennials: Disney adults, rawr, im so random xD, pumpkin spice, beauty gurus, bacon, emo hair, so much more.. Gen Z: tik tok speak, fake turrets, -core, tik tok dances, mushrooms, aesthetic, mushroom hair, degenerate streamers, ongoing… The cringe comes for us all.

[@Hollyucinogen]

tbh tho, pumpkin spice is really good lol. They have pumpkin-flavored ice cappicinos at Tim Hortons around Halloween.

[@EEsYouTubeChanel]

Millennials: legalized weed, legalized gay marriage, still kept up with foul humor, flavored blunt wraps and cigarettes, had elections about healthcare and war instead of pronouns and make believe, work overtime despite everything, have each other’s backs instead of talking behind them, left their house before, did presidential fitness test and sports Gen Z: got Roe v Wade overturned, made colored hair dye lame and super common, popularized onlyfans and being poly, will die in their parents house, conflate “wokism” with kindness, focus on popular internet themes instead of actual substance and raw book smarts, are literally weak, film their lives.

[@MrsPinkyChiChi]

He knew the age of consent in different states. That’s why he flew to that location where he was kicked out of hotel on that girl’s birthday.

[@GlitterMagician]

I don't know who onision is, I'm just listening to this video while cleaning my house. I am 36, but I only started watching KZbin for more than just music about 2 years ago.

[@soy-boy-troymcclure5967]

unc status frfr

[@jesusriced]

Hes just a creepy weird gross abusive grooming slimeball of a human being

[@brotherrussia9691]

i usually don’t use the term unc status but i gotta agree this is unc afff

[@ileighamfswift]

remain ignorant of him. hes.. def not worth the mental struggle of watching his "break downs."

[@finger2836]

Welcome to KZbin commentary

[@barefootandindependent]

I like that Tom will say every single new buzz word. if there's a new trendy saying... it's in his vernacular!

[@noirSONNE]

He probably asked for 350k knowing they wouldn't do that. It's a sarcastic way to say "No, I'm not doing your interview"

[@whateverwhatever4026]

2:55 I've been on KZbin since always. I'm old as dirt. And I can still only recognize like 3-4 of those. And most of them not complementary.

[@LiftandCoa]

oh my god, ive deleted onision from my memory this dude still roaming the internet is WILD

[@bigboybastard7162]

Yo same. Completely forgot about him for a while

[@SquidSquabble]

“Vacuum of personality” is a good phrase

[@anasevi9456]

Onision is like Shawn White, one of those guys I've thought was 45 since I was a teen because they've looked 40 something for 15 years.

[@AllisonMiller30]

He did respond when Blair White called him out for it. He just swore for like fifteen minutes.

[@Hollyucinogen]

I've been following this story for as long as Repzion has (2011), and in that whole time, Blaire White is the only person who I've ever seen make him lose his sh*t (and StrangeÆons, a little bit). Repzion, Jaclyn Glenn, Edwin's Generation, Repzilla, etc., didn't.

[@AllisonMiller30]

@ Blair got under his skin like a melanoma.

[@CringeGamingOG]

20:19 millennials be like: “lets make a movie with a quirky robot, black lesbian, and evil white man! Kids love that!”

[@dn22pkkdd476]

So Futurama then?

[@ninjaslayer0527]

The dude Tom’s reacting to, CoopNoop, has like a familiar voice ngl. Almost like from Gravity Falls/Adventure Time unless he just has that type of voice where he’s just good at doing that same voice and uses it as his little like persona that other commentaries do for like satirical purposes which I enjoy. Just found it interesting🤷‍♂️

[@spudartz]

Ethan is online. He looks and sounds exactly like him

[@Groovemonkey-pd4ht]

Tom I say this in complete seriousness; You're a solid 6/10 pushing 7. Onision isn't really more than a 5* himself. Keep that chin up and have a Happy Thanksgiving Sir Timothy Turkey!

[@CorinnaAtHome]

Ew. Onision is more like a 4 pushing 5.

[@Groovemonkey-pd4ht]

@@CorinnaAtHome You know what? You're right. I went easy on Onision because of how old he is but anything above a 6 is copium. I can agree with a four or five.

[@NebulousHaze]

Respectfully, I have to disagree. Tom is an 8. Onision is a 3 pushing 4.

[@kazuthecreature]

@@NebulousHazetom is NOT an 8 pop it out 😭

[@devinloew7681]

Yall are weird

[@mean_deen]

the only reason i ever heard of that creep was from some documentary that came out at least a couple years ago and i feel so bad for the woman he abused the hell out of. he’s a truly fucked up individual who shouldn’t be allowed online or in society in general. i hope she’s doing well now, he REALLY did a number on her 🤦🏼‍♀️😔

[@JM-yx4ew]

Millennials do not claim this man, he was catering children 😂

[@Gauge38]

i NEED. a Coopnoop and Tom collab I love both of them sm

[@Skitle18021]

Onision ought to go to jail. Or Hell.

[@cheesymiccheeseballs8227]

This man is the very definition of the Halo effect. If he looked like Darkseid Phil everyone would know to stay the fuck away from him

[@OPSECmgmt]

I stand with protecting ppl from chris chan i genuinely felt like i lost brain cells watching the whole geno samuel series

[@sickfukpatrol1983]

It's crazy to think that I was there at the start of KZbin and I never watched any of this stuff.I'm just now learning about this guy.Christian all of these other people all I used youtube for back then was music

[@lili11084]

New title :Onision the man stuck in the past

[@TheSpartan107Official]

All the kids my age were singing “I’m a banana” while I was singing “doo doo do doo, banana bus”

[@RuinedComedian]

Onisions defense for the rating thing was that it said on his website to only do it if you’re over 18 with no actual systems to prevent otherwise

[@christerprestberg3973]

People on the internet not knowing who Onision is, sounds like earth is healing ^^

[@Screcy]

Bro, having Onision as your dad has to be one of the worst things that god can do to you. The embarrassment, the bulling from school/neiborhood kids when they found out. I feel so bad for his daughter, it's so sad...

[@ErinJeanette]

The fart sound effect is funny every single time someone uses it

[@dhammpy90]

I remember seeing him rate girls as a kid, way before I could understand it was gross. I'm so glad I was too scared to talk to strangers bc i was stupid

[@JohnBronem]

Imagine just hearing Chris Hansen knocking on your door "Greg!!! " *BANG BANG BANG* " Come on Greg open up!!! " *SMASHES GLASS*

[@gypsydanger1013]

Onision is the 9/11 of "peaked in high school"

[@MrEd8846]

I think my favorite part of the onision investigation was when chris brought on a crazy chick who said onision was murdering people and people were so obsessed with getting him arrested the comments just talked about how powerful and brave the crazy girl was lol

[@tyconnolly]

Same era as “Sittin on the toilet”

[@KBMercy]

I have a distinct memory of the grape fruit challenge video. My friends were sleeping over at my house and decided to troll me by blasting the video at full volume at 2 am... my dad ended up busting into the room, yelling at us all, lmao

[@Gilgamoon777]

Patrick Bateman eyes perfect

[@mean_deen]

7:37 - there’s legitimately a whole documentary called Onision - in real life, that came out in 2021 and it’s on discovery plus and possibly still on HBO MAX… that’s where they got this footage of Chris Hansen and you get to see and hear his side of the story as well (the truth imo)

[@NorthWestStory]

Cecilmcfly has also done one and is still uploading parts over time

[@chadsullivan3645]

Tldr, filing for bankruptcy doesn't really mean anything. Its mainly used for debt relief, protection from creditors and other stuff.

[@tanbozorgie804]

Tom the type of guy to pull his phone flash light out at the club and be like “ guys help my find my vape”

[@javis88h]

Guile from Street Fighter said it best. "Why don't you go home and be a family man." He's only afraid of being 40 because teenage girls aren't gonna think he's cool. Dude's forever stuck in 2010

[@Entrippyy]

17:25 toms growing up so fast!!

[@RadioMartyT1B]

I'm not sure Onision doing a collab with Weezer is the "get" you think it is.

[@amberm8574]

tom if its any consolation... i thought that was the grapefruit lady too... we need to stop gooning, man.

[@orsezi]

i love how ton watches every single person i do lmao, i watch when those videos comes out, then tom makes a video talking about it, perfect

[@HTRPD]

My fav Tom MacDonald moment was him doing the "your generation/my generation" talking about how nothing was censored on TV or radio, that kids were driving by 14, jobs at 15, and moved out at 16. He's like 30 something😂 such a fuggin goofball

[@hellosunshine2460]

18:26 tom eating onision up for 30 seconds

[@devinloew7681]

Guy just doesn't know when to quit. He was a boomer in 2012 with his banana suit, and he's a boomer now

[@BrianRehmel]

This thumbnail straight makes bruh look more like Onisi Osborne though.

[@Chemzborgor]

The pink baby clothes video almost made me chuckle till the thought of laughing at an onision video made me sad

[@mattdude3427]

How have I never heard about the onision x weezer collab?

[@Burnt24]

This brought back so many repressed memories from when I was an Onision fan

[@eastcoasteric]

I feel like Onision must act like a tiny sociopathic tyrant within his own home, but also cries himself to sleep every night. He'll DEFINITELY be one of those people who is always desperately trying to avoid aging. He looks like an awkward swollen teenager that was smashed together with a 70 year old man.

[@kittythings2563]

That list didn’t even include Fred like someone’s getting fired

[@DoktahDoktah]

The Jones Town thing is not worth getting upset about. Saying "What flavor is the Kool Aid?" Is just a reference to everybody is drinking the same thing.

[@hootinthedark]

"bro just leave" video summed up right there at the start lol

[@big4headedGangster]

Because of my brother's negligence, now the room smells like cat shit. And its just the first day

[@StriderTiger]

bro looks like derrick zoolander

[@HedgeWolf23]

He is certifiably crazy

[@ColeoIsCooleo]

I forgot about onision and then I saw his name on a netflix documentary and I realized that the world has ended

[@k2a2l2]

imagine joining a random squad in fortnite and u hear onision telling u to drop in freaky fields

[@aladdout9454]

we must not let anyone forget the history of onion man

[@dylanpaterson4250]

Art the Clown is scared of Onision

[@trickyrichard]

onionboy always reminded me of shane dawson if he dropped the "im an empath" act.

[@themostbestwizard]

When I was little, I thought his fish song was really sad.

[@beexsea]

God, remember in the height of the Chris Hansen saga, when Onision basically SAd Billy the Fridge in his driveway on stream? Wild times.

[@IIDEADBIRDII]

Ya the video you watched in this one was the exact example of why the canceling of onision never really worked. The Jonestown tangent was definitely a very big example

[@avapoole9776]

this makes great back round noise when me and boyfriend do the devils tango

[@Dskinny23]

I need the fierce businesswoman rabbit hole deep dive.

[@bobthekangaroo8858]

Bro looks like Anthony from Smosh mixed with woody Harrelson

[@Micah.Dalton]

Dude I see it

[@VibinJivin]

the bankruptcy and financial stress he brought on himself but the sad thing is...................his two kids are innocent so its a bit disgusting how nobody considers those poor kids. I cant understand why Lainey hasn't taken the kids and left him.

[@JacobTFuller]

Tom's fans are the only fan base that legit just acts like bros hanging out

[@resplndnt]

cecil mcfly's series on onision is really good.

[@omitomoo]

I feel so bad for his kid.

[@resplndnt]

I'm concerned for their safety since he didn't babyproof his house to the point one of them fell out a window. with small children you need to watch them like a hawk because they can hurt themselves very easily if you're not looking

[@viktorijasun3082]

Don't forget he was tweeting weird sexual shit as his kids was in the ER with a cracked skull.

[@KiroShinigami]

He also needs to put the fries in the bag XD

[@XQC.]

praying for tom dark onision lore video

[@oliveroof6718]

Aight Greg just put the fries in the bag lil bro

[@mean_deen]

OMG i can’t believe you just brought up that Chris Chan person! i’d never heard of him and had no idea who he was until literally yesterday when i saw a video of him getting arrested. the cops couldn’t comprehend why people were filming from a distance and they didn’t believe him about having fans until they started getting closer and asking him questions while filming. the cops were actually entertained, they thought it was crazy but funny at the same time. they kept telling him not to interact or respond but he couldn’t stop himself lol. then, at the end of the video, they just nonchalantly slip in what he was being charged with… INCEST - WITH HIS OWN MOTHER. i was just sitting there like… wait, WTF did i just hear?! is this real life?? 😳🤯🤢🤮

[@Robobotic]

I completely forgot he existed damn

[@Braytech_Official]

Onision isn’t beating the lawyer allegations

[@Deedee19479]

Why tf would onion boy think listening to him cry is worth 350k when you can just hear it for free literally all over the internet?

[@quixzhotic5655]

As a member, grapefruit technique video when???

[@rooneyjagoboo]

Baby carrot 🤢 But his attack on the enviroment - then the chris hansen desperate need for content dragged him back ( edwinge 😳)

[@spaciouswest]

Cecil McFly has a pretty good multipart series on onion boy