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Joe finds a place to hide and avoid his demise.
Vocals sampled from Joe's video: • Demise Bunker Hunting!...
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Thanks to Rubber Duckie for the subtitles!
LYRICS:
Okay. This place is gonna be such an obvious target for traps that I bet all the people who show up to trap it will probably die from the other people's traps, right? I'm liking what I'm seeing.
We got some crops. We got some trees.
We got a ladder. What're these?
More wheat, more ladders going down.
Jumpin' lower. Faster spawners.
We got some clocks all around;
ya always know what time it is.
It's time to avoid your own death and demise.
It's time to let the other guys
wander into all of the traps.
Sahara; most likely to actually be Aperture Science.
Aperture Saharence. (I could live inside the walls...)
We hide in the walls because we can. (...like the person in Portal.)
I'm Joe Hills, and you can't kill me if you are already dead.
(That's gonna be what happens.)
If you went inside of here and tried to find me,
I bet those pistons would be very squishy.
Oh no, wait, that's your head!
You got squished, now you're dead,
and I'm laughing 'cause I'm still alive! (2x) (That would be fun!)
How much armor does this guy have?
It's time to avoid your own death and demise.
It's time to let the other guys
wander into all of the traps. (Wander into all of the traps!)
Did I get 'im? I think he's dead. No, he's not dead. He hit me in the face with an arrow. That is usually a good sign that someone is still alive, if they are still hitting you in the face with arrows. This is really good armor! Okay. Okay, that's fine, we're fine. How're we on not dying?
(It's time to avoid your own death and demise.
It's time to let the other guys
wander into all of the traps.
A lot of this stuff might be trapped.
Is this also a trap?
What is this?)
We got some crops. We got some trees.
We got a ladder. What're these?
More wheat, more ladders going down.
Jumpin' lower. Faster spawners.
We got some clocks all around;
ya always know what time it is. (3x)