Deathworlder Walked Through an Alien Deathtrap Meant to Destroy Anything Living, Stunning Scientists

[@LiveFreeOrDieDH]

"Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike coffee." Thanks for the Douglas Adams reference! Don't panic. 👍

[@mrblue4602]

Not quite entirely unlike coffee. Trust the science. I want one of those coffee cups!

[@davidsnow7193]

I think Dave is just immortal after having that science drink 🍸.

[@keithperdue4993]

Oh my, another magical, all-powerful human that's more intelligent, clever & stronger than every other sentient being in the galaxy. Utterly ridiculous, Dave should have a cape like Superman since he comes from the most dangerous planet. Duct tape?!? Yeah, duct tape is a good seal in space.

[@SeldomlySobs]

I know youre being sarcastic but this makes some good points.

[@carpediem3391]

You should try learning about humour

[@LiamDerWandrer]

This version of humanity must have evolved under very fascinating circumstances and Dave must be their version of our crazy Dave meme, just actually alive. The stories author, whether AI or human, has outdone themselves. Pure comedy gold and utterly shredded suspension of disbelief, with no apparent consistency errors or plotholes at all. The personalities of the software and even the hardware are adorable as well. Realistic reactions by the aliens regarding what the heck was going on and the complaints filed by the very laws of the cosmos...just pure gold! That everything is about as surreal and senseless as Alice in Wonderland/Underland crossed with Lovecraft's Azathoth and mixed with M.C.Esher, then tossed into a Quantum Uncertainty Field, is just the perfect setting for this. XD

[@tonycapri2608]

If Aliens disrupt our Sun and destroy the Earth I'm gonna sue 😂 after seeing this.

[@kennethbarkley1491]

Dave's weekend cruiser, Held together with duct tape. These get pretty funny.

[@1akmason]

That was funny thank you

[@ManuelGarcia-ww7gj]

To sum up this story think of Baby Huey finding a can of spinach, sticking a pipe in his mouth and thereafter stumble bumbling through an elaborate series of high tech traps arranged in an elaborate maze of horror unperturbed with complete impunity. Possibly the silliest and pointless load of crap I have endured in the last three months of Sundays. So boring that I am amazed at my having endured every last painful millisecond of this stupidly droll horsehocky. Bronx cheers all!

[@Shortwaveguy]

Fun. It reminded me of Douglas Adams.

[@SiegeTF]

Krill-vaxx reminds me of a particular Eldritch Garfield with multiple eyes. 'You can't hide from me John; I am all-seeing. Wait... what's what in your belly?' (Later) 'Good thing you came in; you've got appendicitis, but we can treat it without surgery.' 'Thanks Garfield; youre always watching out for me.'

[@raymondcarter1137]

Is Superman a cargo handler in space now? Lobo would definitely enjoy that course.

[@ManuelPinner]

These must be Humans are Saints, from New Earth! description crushing gravity wow those are Saints,

[@whiskeymike7364]

Nicely done. Thanks.

[@nemoex]

I definitely want one of those Coffe Mugs. That sounds convenient 😂

[@whiskeymike7364]

Yes! Sell them. I'll check back.

[@cmdr_stretchedguy]

Yes i want that coffee mug! All 3 of me. I really liked this story, good job.

[@markschneider8815]

This must be Super Dave Osborne!

[@kennethwilson4316]

11:09 word typo about crushing my banana ... is that slang.for a body part? lol

[@dilbertjunkmail]

This was a uniquely humorous take on humanities introduction to obscure technologies about aliens. Seriously suspending reality by placing humanity as DeathWorlders. This Makes for an upbeat challenge with a positive ending. Positive isn't something many of us get to experience among today's entertainment profiles. Typical of today's entertainment: -Humans are responsible for the death of an Ecosystem, -your main character wasn't beloved then destroyed by the evil alien or betrayal, -emasculated males weren't demeaned then saved by children or fierce women. Now the powerful aliens were humbled after exaggerated confidence in their superiority. That's always cathartic to witness even in the framework of fantasy. I'd rather suppose that the story continues and the humans win is based on hidden technology, holographic deception or robotic impersonation. Since I've not read any of the DeathWorlder origin stories, I can assume any continuing saga without it being ruined by Disney. Thanks you for the story, I enjoyed it very much.

[@davidl.leggate8186]

🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

[@ronsindric4241]

PLEASE ! There is absolutely no correlation between the early words of this post with the image presented :-( I've taughfbThermodynamics, Bio-physics and Quantum Dynamics. Your use of EILLING SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF notwithstanding, this was a hoot of a Post. I liked it ! Maybe the alien scientists should have patterened their deadlg disabler after the terrifying ordeal of the YS Congress in cesspool , er I mean session 😂😂🤪. Also, the AI reading is not so good; WORLDER is spoken but WELDER is displayed. It is OK that the AI is so SQUIDGY; but you seriously need a HUMAN PROOF-READER !

[@Golden_Pawz]

W Dave.

[@faemike55]

I love this story. I have a fresh mug of coffee!😂😂🤣😅😆

[@bearprower]

What gift shop isn't over priced at times you accept it as it supports the attraction its attached to

[@OMCPoker]

Very nice story.

[@lizz5235]

I'll go there for a holiday please. LOL

[@Kozzma]

I want that mug!

[@mattbaker5757]

If, before listening to this video, you prepare yourself with a suspension of disbelief in all reality you have learned and experienced in life, ignoring character names, and closing your eyes to avoid all counter images, replacing the main character in your mind with Bugs Bunny and all the rest with Marvin the Martian, this would make for a really great Looney Tunes cartoon. Outside of that, at best, it's some scribblings by Douglas Adams while over-dosing on heroin due to suicidal tendencies. Of course that description requires it's own suspension of disbelief. Are there any true authors left? Or have all become self-loathing hacks chasing views and likes while depending solely on A.I. with it's inability to imagine to write the stories?

[@waterearthmud4116]

Got any more stories about Dave?

[@shirleyradford6907]

😂😂😂😂

[@darleneblakely7726]

Why does the scientist with 4 eyes have 7 in the photo that has his name?

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

I was going to say that, but you beat me to it. Have a virtual cookie.

[@tamarasmith9060]

How can he talk in a room that has all the air removed? 😂 This guy is obviously either some kind of super alien disguised as a human, or he's a hacker that got in & recalibrated everything to not work but say it's working. Antimatter has no effect on him?🤣

[@LiamDerWandrer]

Well, talking in there is either a lie about the removed air or Dave switched to communication via vibrating the cosmic fabric of reality via gravitic waves, like singularities do, just way faster than the usually measured in lightyears cosmic dance and celestial song. Considering everything else Dave did in this setting as well as the equipment/sensors indicated to be present for the scientists to use, I am inclined to go with the latter. Dave is "just a regular human", but clearly from a very different version of Earth. Though, considering the antimatter, talking like a singularity makes that suddenly seem reasonable. Wait...is that why Tuesday was trying to run? It is supposed to be "regular", after all. And that entire mess is anything but. Man, this story is simultaneously the most ludicrous bs ever and actually makes sense in context. For this reason, I hereby declare this story as "Shrödinger's Story". 😆🥠🧭🌋☢☣🤣

[@ghostshipproductionsllc]

cute, ridiculous but cute

[@Golden_Pawz]

Sigma 9. 5:00

[@tamop]

This idea of the said enrty protection system is so stupidly dumb. Like level "for kids 0+" dumb. If the main entrance is protected, just go through wall. Or roof. Or from underground. It is like author haven't ever heard of what "security" is.