Deathworlders Have No Natural Predators Because They Adopted Them All | HFY Story

Deathworlders Have No Natural Predators Because They Adopted Them All | HFY Story
Experience a hilarious and heartwarming science fiction story about humanity's unique approach to dealing with dangerous creatures across the galaxy. When the Galactic Council discovers that humans have been "collecting" and befriending the universe's most lethal species, they send Ambassador Krix'tal, a jellyfish-like alien, to investigate this peculiar phenomenon.
Follow Krix'tal's increasingly bewildered journey as they discover Earth's extraordinary ability to turn apex predators into beloved companions. From honey badgers serving as emotional support animals to wolverines teaching financial literacy, this story showcases humanity's inexplicable talent for befriending anything that could kill them.
Witness the chaos that unfolds when other alien species attempt to replicate Earth's success, leading to diplomatic incidents involving tap-dancing cassowaries and tardigrade racing championships. Learn how humans transform threatening creatures into productive members of galactic society through the power of hobby development and creative enrichment programs.
This narrative features an ensemble cast of memorable characters, including Dr. Eleanor Murphy, Earth's passionate advocate for interspecies friendship; Mr. Snuggles, a former terror of the mountains turned financial advisor; Professor Tentacles, an octopus with a penchant for unauthorized facility improvements; and a colony of murder hornets with an unexpected talent for landscape design.
The story culminates in the First Galactic Dangerous Species Exhibition, where Earth's most fearsome adopted creatures showcase their newfound talents. Watch as mantis shrimp create twelve-color masterpieces, velociraptors perform ballet, and giant squids conduct underwater orchestras. Discover how humanity's "secret weapon" isn't technology or force, but rather the simple act of asking dangerous creatures about their hobbies.
Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," Terry Pratchett's humorous science fiction, and anyone who enjoys stories about humanity's peculiar place in the universe. This tale combines witty observation with genuine heart, exploring themes of friendship, understanding, and the unexpected ways we can connect across species barriers.
Join Ambassador Krix'tal as they learn that sometimes the most dangerous thing in the universe isn't teeth, claws, or venom - it's the capacity to make friends in the most unexpected places. Watch how they go from skeptical observer to proud companion of Chairman Wobbles, a choreographically-gifted box jellyfish with a talent for statistical analysis.
This story features:
Sarcastic alien narration
Unusual animal companions
Creative hobby development
Galactic diplomatic incidents
Interspecies friendship
Comedy and heart
Unique perspective on human nature
Unexpected talents of dangerous creatures
Cultural misunderstandings
Heartwarming character development
Content Warning: Contains mild science fiction peril and references to dangerous animals, all handled with humor and care. Suitable for general audiences who enjoy light science fiction comedy.
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[@katharinefrancis6320]

"Our diplomatic and most expendable" ... I think that's been my job description more than once.

[@hahnpark1037]

I pray for your continued safety and well-being, good man.

[@fantasyfan1018]

Earth is apparently the Australia of the galaxy and I am all for that

[@anthonypyritz2927]

We will adopt anything that holds still long enough 😅

[@trenttrent2786]

If it sit it can be a pet

[@Dr.Dave-S.C.P]

We also adopt anything that moves too

[@Dr.Dave-S.C.P]

Like children because that’s totally legal

[@Shadowkey392]

And most things that don’t.

[@skirk248]

if we can catch it we'll pet it

[@Mouset2012]

Humans would adopt dragons if they could, and you know some of them will be calling their pet dragon Puff lol.

[@DARKANGEL20PR]

Mister scally is a good boy

[@EvilAgony1]

I mean, thats only If the dragons are animalistic. If they have the ability to talk, it would only be a matter of time before there's a Half-dragon running around somewhere.

[@Fandom1994]

Lol I would name mine Mr. Cuddles just to screw with people 😈

[@TheGogeta222]

Mine would have the Name: Thermonuclear Maximus! Or Mr Snuggles

[@RADIUMRECIVED]

This reads like that one time when I taught a Reaper leviathan (Mister cuddle face) from planet 4546b to help with the efforts to save the coral networks of kelpsi-45 from the solar warming of their system

[@Licotus007]

I love Professor Tentacles and Mister Snuggles! 🥰 Please include them in more stories. You can name them " The Adventures of Professor Tentacles and Mister Snuggles". 😍

[@Twist-The-Friendly-Hunter]

Ah yes our finest subject, This is Cthulu the elder god currently reading about the Titanic... A... A elder god is reading about the titanic a human watercraft?! WITH CHILDREN!? Yes he loves the kids, book club is more intresting this way and Cthulu will warp to the wreckage with the children for first hand experience. You actively let a elder god warp reality? Yes, he's actually very careful with it because of the kids safety. No you misunderstood he could end the world? *I CAN HEAR YOU ALIEN, I ONCE THOUGHT OF DOING SO HOWEVER THESE HUMANS HAVE SHOWN ME WONDERS AND FRIENDSHIP SO SHALL NURTURE AND DEFEND THEM* notes: don't attack humans because they tamed a elder god, side note do not let any other species elder gods come into contact with humans as they may tane them.

[@GrigoriZhukov]

Too late, it is monopoly night at my place.

[@dininmahler9324]

​@@GrigoriZhukov I already have the snacks and drinks

[@GrigoriZhukov]

@dininmahler9324 Thanks, I've been too busy to deal with that.

[@Atemnûra_KrünZorûk4.5]

Tame? Me? Psht nah I do my own thing I'm a collector, after all I don't collect the whole of one thing Just a few of each for my collection My favorite earth fauna in my collection is, as colloquially known as purucetus So chonky~♡ It's funny how much they ripple with each impact, very cute The population is steady in my collection But humans? They can barely take a finger in them because of their frame I have to use my auxiliary tendrils if I wanna get something done with them. Sapient life Not always the best tool in the shed for the task Not even on my top 50 on the galactic lifeform harvest collection The Curukuu, on the other hand? Chefs kiss Wonderful beautiful effective and very enjoyable The colors The strong, long, boneless limbs Their 17-meter height Necks horizontal And 39 m raised Necks Their two pseudo heads with such beautiful head ornamentation with long beaks And even looooonger muscular oral tendrils~ And those aren't just for eating, you know? 3 reproductive genders Each heads oral tendrils does a different thing~ Ooooh, it makes my spinaculada majora tremble with "j o y"~♡ And the arts the culture the foods oh woe be still my many hearts! It's too much! Curukuu are on the top 15 on the list of favorites~ Unlike you all They got their stuff together and are neatly organized in the most beautiful ways It looks like a moon sized gallery of arts You humans are messy disorganized It looks like a 30-Km trash heap plot. Edit: oops, misclicked an extra N on 'funny' my bad.

[@helenmira7218]

The character descriptions of the aliens in these stories , gives me the impression that aliens , concerning wildlife they share their home systems with, are weak, really unimaginatively stupid, and cowards.

[@Dont_Wanna_Be_Famous_666]

That's how most these videos go, there are some that don't but those are rare

[@AKUJIVALDO]

We are Deathworlders, of course aliens 9:06 are weak ass and cowards compared to perfection of Death Worlders.

[@Dont_Wanna_Be_Famous_666]

@@AKUJIVALDO whoa buddy, don't get all fanatic now, you know the saying, there's always a bigger fish

[@Lunaxire]

If it wasn't for challenges, we would not bother to advance as far as we have. Yet, if we did not have the comfort of leisure, we could not explore advancements in non-survival situations. Even if the theory of evolution was true, the lack of predatory ability, & offensive & defensive skills ought not to yield such advanced civilizations of intellectually & physically inferior beings. These scenarios are cute expressions of humanity, but they are unrealistic of natural selection. Why bother growing when you don't need to, or when you are too busy surviving?

[@Shaggy253_YT]

This is hilarious 😂. But so true, we do adopt anything that we can.

[@joncarlisle8987]

To be fair, we literally befriended wolves and got dogs out of it. I feel like this story is accurate. 😂

[@flyingfishz]

4:09 imagine being told to your face that you're the most expendable person.

[@jongomez894]

Ok, this is my favourite story so far, personally I wish I could adopt one of the velociraptors

[@Wolfdragon_098]

IF DRAGONS GOT CREATED, I AM *SO* ADOPTING ONE AND NAMING HER WOOFLE.

[@inheritence3351]

...bees aren't the war insects the hornets and wasps are. Though that might be funnier aliens encountering the murder "bees"😂

[@John-lj2hy]

If not friend, why friend shaped?

[@EvilAgony1]

That's the trick; everything is friend shaped. 👍

[@RADIUMRECIVED]

Can confirm, even Yōg-Sothoth had shown interest in joining inter-dimensonal gaming scene

[@Atemnûra_KrünZorûk4.5]

Oooh it's the infamous earth catchphrase I have a similar one: "If not breedable, why doth have holes?" Humans aren't on my top 50 galactic species The highest sapient species on the list the Curukuu Top 15 species Beautiful Perfect size Two pseudo heads are better than one Normal head if you catch my warp drift~ And a really good time with that many limbs and their long strong tongues~♡♡♡♡♡

[@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

I can feel my brain melting into a more pleasant configuration.

[@RedDadRedemption]

"My report was in danger of reading like an absurdist fiction" I have a question though. Would a universal translator not be able to converse with the intelligent animals, as they have human translators anyway?

[@widdershins5383]

If the animals had a vocal language perhaps. Still need to program it into said translator though.

[@RedDadRedemption]

@@widdershins5383 A lot of the council species communicate through light patterns, pheromone release or antennae positions. So any quantum computer linked communicator should be able to build a syntax and grammar structure for most terrestrial species. Even now here on earth we are building a rudimentary language structure for American prairie dogs.

[@karanbyajaman9155]

This is the most sophisticated science brainrot I have ever seen.Please stop I am losing brain cells.

[@theallies2007]

Never. THESE VIDEOS HAVE REACHED OPTIMAL MENTAL DISINTEGRATING LEVELS.

[@Dont_Wanna_Be_Famous_666]

Can't lie though, they are better then the static in my head

[@KuronaDumoni]

Show the aliens some of the shark movies. Then show them videos of people swimming with them and feeding them.

[@Fandom1994]

This is my most favorite story of all time lol 😂😂😂❤

[@safiremorningstar]

Well of course knowledge is a form of mind control ask any child who's been to school for any lengthy period of time, if they're smart enough they'll tell you sure it is.

[@safiremorningstar]

By the way I would advise whoever is writing this to expand their naming of characters because I swear that the one that you hear at the very beginning was used already in a different one and yet had a different physical appearance the one before the sentence of a probability Drive.

[@deathseeker754]

These are some of the best short stories, absolutely love em, just hate how good they are, makes me sad there isn't a full book on each story 😭

[@painstation948]

You know what's messed up about this... We as humans ACTUALLY DO THIS😅.. wolfs, badgers, bees,spiders , snakes and alot of predator birds.. PS I do wish you would've for at least a few seconds touched on the other half of the coin which is we as humans try to weaponize everything such as horses , birds , wolves, dogs and dolphins.. yes the navy actually had dolphins with ranks in the navy for finding and retrieving explosives.

[@piphughes2650]

This was so funny and sweet!

[@safiremorningstar]

Don't kid yourself about the Hornets my daughter had one that a wasp actually that was doing her a favor and she didn't know it it was eating the bugs off her plants and she didn't realize that so she tried to take away his lunch it got very upset with her I didn't sting or anything but he let her know in a buzzing way that she was taking its food well let's just say my daughter learned to not take away its lunch it did come back eventually once or twice but it was very disgusted with the fact that this human was interfering with its gardening...

[@kleytonsilvasantana7257]

If you cant BEAT then raise then

[@peteratkin3788]

This is right up my ally.

[@domination1985]

Has our most expendable representative 😭 ouch

[@thejuggernaut1793]

If they didn't want to be patted they why are they friend size

[@KiraNazena]

I believe it. True story, beginning to end.

[@fredlink1036]

Dr Chen again

[@IamCoalfoot]

OML, this is the first time I've heard one of these stories claim Interperetive Dance being used appropriately! Of COURSE it's bees!

[@GrigoriZhukov]

On the whole, these aliens are not peaceful. No in fact, they are one and all HARMLESS. Unlike my son, who is quiet peaceful...but tread ye careful! He is a marine that works in the post office. 8)

[@JAC13]

our most diplomatic and expendable representative 😂🤣😂

[@thefenrir777]

Love it.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Yes we do... Ourselves.

[@katiebird53]

...expendable representative .... Hawwwww hawwwwwww

[@purplepheonix7994]

Teaching bees to dance is wild

[@GrigoriZhukov]

Reformed Wolverine? One, you are just having one over on us. The other, clearly the author, is Canadian, not AI.

[@SamuelReang-]

I bet if the author was an aussie the humans would be ruled by emus

[@SamuelReang-]

But what about the emu? Did they finally accept out surrender? Was there a cease fire?

[@nowgoawayanddosomethinggoo8978]

Addendum: When encountering an unknown creature, please try any of these human phrases, it might save your life - "Who's a good boi?" - "Boop snoot?" - "Shaaaake."

[@J0krswy1d]

"if knowledge is some form of mind control" Lol!!

[@eds7012]

*262nd like* 🐉

[@gabejohnson4879]

Who all is here because of the thumbnail...

[@JamesKoger-df6ll]

earth: "i do not hate anyone in this galaxy, because anyone who i hate in this galaxy, becomes my friend."

[@storystudios6929]

❤hmmm evolution as animals learn from us.

[@xscaliersolid1194]

I can't stop laughing 😂

[@topiochada1609]

❤❤❤

[@safiremorningstar]

Don't forget the most sentient life-forms and that is all life forms that understand that they are living which is most like forms I forgot to finish this sentence because voice to text gives me a hard time most of the time and I can't fix anything so this will say I edited I just forgot to finish the sentence at the time most sentient life forms are smarter than the average bear is they used to say and that means that they're not stupid as they may let humans believe they are, and if they pull that stick on humans then of course they're going to pull it on anybody else who's stupid enough not to see in front of them an intelligent life form, people still make calamari and they kill one of the smartest life forms there is in the ocean which happens to be octopi octopi one of the few sentient life forms that not only can open a jar but have been known to use it to hide in among other things they're smart they can open doors they can pick locks and given half the chance well we know what happened to a certain one who kept being a little too good at predicting the outcome of the World cup don't we humans couldn't stand it so they killed him.

[@GrigoriZhukov]

In fairness, all cephalopods have made quite clear that if you end up in someone's belly. Well, you had it coming.

[@Maori.Nz.6969]

If not friend then why friend shaped

[@Pathfinder0712]

This holds water...

[@RonaldMoore-i3p]

Appreciate the detailed breakdown! I need some advice: My OKX wallet holds some USDT, and I have the seed phrase. (alarm fetch churn bridge exercise tape speak race clerk couch crater letter). Could you explain how to move them to Binance?

[@NN-ye1gv]

Also if not friend why friend shaped?

[@louisedykes4794]

It’s called the Hagrid effect. Fluffy is a three headed dog and Fang is a coward. I rename my Pokemon following that rule.

[@nairadears8468]

Who is writing these stories, they are really fun

[@NN-ye1gv]

Why is supreme Vex always the same name

[@NickDaGreek78]

I find the videos of this channel very amusing, intriguing, and very entertaining indeed, one question though are they product of a human mind or AI generated? Understand the visual part is but the rate of publishing in the channel are remarkably close to each other.

[@bethanysmith5856]

LOL 😂😂😂

[@jessequigley3528]

We take a look and say “yea that’s friend shaped enough.”

[@gorakthefatorc9489]

Octopus Enrichment Toys xD.

[@Lyraa357]

😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣🤣🤣😂🙃

[@paulh6949]

11:11 xoxo

[@Trjssh4497]

Those animal literally just evolved into real life PKM 😅

[@Blacksnowfanfics]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@conradrolla]

Question: Can a Box Jellyfish be considered intelligent!? Or is it purely reactive!? Cast your votes now! !1 for intelligent, 2 for reactive, 3 for other, 5 unknown! where did 4 go!

[@Lunaxire]

Why are the animals in here way more advanced than the ones in RL? 😂 Us "befriending" these creaures made them as advanced as teen humans! We doubked their intelligence! Sadly, in reality, over educating animals in RL results in them becoming depressed & having a life crisis once they realize their place in our world, and how bad we care for this world and 1 another. They say things such as warnings (most literate ape who died), & a dog lamented that they were nothing but a toy to thei owner. They grieved to find out they were a slave for entertainment. They are now on antidepressants.