Earth's Last Transmission: "You Should Have Asked Permission" | HFY Story

Earth's Last Transmission: "You Should Have Asked Permission" | Epic Sci-Fi Story
Dive into a hilarious sci-fi tale where humanity's secret weapon isn't advanced technology or military might - it's properly filed paperwork! When the mighty Concordat of Unified Species attempts to invade Earth without filing Form X-742-B, they discover that humans have been quietly collecting alien technology for millennia, all while maintaining the galaxy's most comprehensive museum of failed invasion attempts.
Experience the bureaucratic chaos as Earth reveals its true nature as a Level-9 civilization and Cultural Preservation Authority, having secretly documented every alien species' attempts at invasion while filing all the proper permits that nobody bothered to read. Watch as humanity transforms from a supposedly primitive civilization into the galaxy's leading authority on administrative documentation and cultural preservation.
🏛️ Key Highlights:
Earth's moon revealed as a massive museum of alien technology
Humans collecting and cataloging invasion fleets for thousands of years
The mystery of Form X-742-B and its journey through the seventh dimension
Invasion attempts reclassified as "Voluntary Technology Donations"
Guided tours of the "Failed Invasions Through History" exhibit
Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and anyone who's ever faced the terror of government paperwork. This story showcases how humanity turned bureaucracy into an art form and proved that the best defense against alien invasion is a well-organized filing system and a really good gift shop.
💫 Special Features:
The Great Documentation Crisis of 2025
Earth's Museum of Extraterrestrial Technology
Perfectly filed paperwork across seven dimensions
Complimentary museum memberships for surrendering forces
The galaxy's most comprehensive collection of administrative forms
Gift shop discounts for properly documented invasion attempts
🚀 Join us for this epic tale where humanity reveals that collecting alien technology isn't just a hobby - it's a perfectly documented administrative procedure with gift aid forms provided.
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[@deborahdow374]

Great story/ historical temporal documentary! Loved it!

[@michalwintz7083]

😂😂😂😂 absolutely hilarious 😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@ericoyen1704]

It would be nice if reality actually worked this way. It would save so much time and stress.

[@altpraize6708]

This story had me laughing so hard.

[@dorugu]

lool poor poor aliens they didn't even kno what hit em they had as much chance as an icecream cone in a supernova :)

[@monaeinarsen8490]

😹😹😹😻

[@SandraNelson063]

Hey, I'm Canadian. I want pineapple on my pizza. I'm primative that way. 😊 Y'all have a thing for 17. 😉