Clown Motel Review

[@stevenvogelactor]

Hey man, I played Ian in this film and I absolutely LOVED your review 🤣 hilarious! Thank you for taking the time to watch this film

[@digitalpayne8287]

Hope my cousin Alyssa wasn't as much of a pain in the ass in real life as her character Shannon was in the film, lol

[@KerReeeee]

You're cute. Just thought I'd let you know that. Sorry you got your arms ripped off by killer ghost clowns.

[@stevenvogelactor]

@@KerReeeeemeee? Why thank you 🙏🏻 you are sweet. And thanks! I’ve been trying to grow them back 😜

[@disbeafakename167]

I want to like this comment, but it's right at 69. It is perfect as it is.

[@johnfkennedy8281]

@stevenvogelactor can I get a shout out? Would be the first time I got shout out from a actor

[@cruisematt8585]

Haha good ole “Derek” Shado. Uncle Lloyd had a hard time with that one didn’t he

[@evielovesu8042]

Yeah, I picked up on that with the Kaufmann interview too (though it wasn't that subtle) LOL. Love Decker's videos!

[@raydiabolico]

You forgot that he said With Girl Hair

[@JimmiWazEre]

I mean to be fair, his word was slurred there so if I didn't know better, I'd have assumed he said Derek tbh 😄

[@sebastianemond5313]

Still hoping that we get a "Derek Shado" comic book involving a samurai warrior juiced on drugs with a muthaf-ing chainsaw fighting kaijus and killer clowns on a T-rex in an 80s style futuristic society.

[@joebaker5581]

We were visiting my mom in Nebraska and came across this old gas station that had been converted into a really creepy clown museum. There was a sign on the door that said "By appointment only" and had a phone number to call. My wife just wanted to leave, but I decided to call. The old guy that answers the phone sounded really gruff and angry at first. I mentioned I was at the clown museum and he got super excited and told us someone would be right there. My wife was really creeped out. A few minutes later a tiny old lady showed up. She was super sweet and gave us tour of the museum. She told us most of them came from people's families after they died. Then she asked us if we had any elderly family with clown collections they might want to donate. As it happened I do and have her there contact info.

[@nickdirienzo2849]

It's like accidentally ending up at a juggalo gathering, just put on the grease paint and have as much fun as is possible.

[@ablosch2452]

14:40 They also show how every time one of them dies, they show one of the clown figurines inside the building fade away and disappear. Probably to represent them claiming another soul. 20:27 I also recall a humorous scene where Casey hits him with a picture frame, thinking that will work, but it doesn’t.

[@CynicalHillbilly]

I hope everything gets resolved with the strike brother. You've been of my favorite channels for a while and if you ever post videos on some other platform let the community know! Your work is awesome and I hope there is many more summer specials to come!

[@DeckerShado]

I'm sure it will - copyright claims are at the end of the day, legal claims and as such the end of the road is not "oh well, deal with it" like a community guidelines "violation" but rather telling the claimant "prove it in court. Sue me, and reap the rewards if you will." - at which point they back off. They are legally required to show proof that they are actually taking me to court at that point, within 10 business days. KZbin takes their sweet time sending counter-notifications though, and counting to 10.. so those 10 business days usually become 3 to 4 weeks. The big issue to me is that I have the Scream 3 review scheduled soon, and Miramax does often go into strike territory. They didn't with my Scream 2 review, but they did with Scream 1 - and if I have 2 videos disputed to the point of potentially resulting in strikes I really can't safely dispute anything else no matter how wrong it is. I have a backlog of a couple hundred reviews with copyright claims on them, ads being paid out to all kinds of different entities, but the process of fighting them is so slow I'm effectively never going to be able to fight them all. My best bet is to simply make more content, and have more videos without copyright claims on them going forward than those with.

[@CynicalHillbilly]

@@DeckerShado I can now see why it makes things so hard, that sounds miserable! Fighting one alone must be an issue to deal with but that many, holy shit. If you can prove how wrong they are and still get a strike, that is just beyond me. Well just know I appreciate all the work you do especially knowning that video may get stiked and not one else can see it. I try to help the algorithm as much as possible by watching your videos multiple times lol I really love your channel man and generally hope the best for it and you! And just knowing there are hundreds of your reviews I'll never get to see kills me a little lol

[@noahdonnelly3733]

I wish you the best with the dispute.

[@DeckerShado]

Oh, the videos are up. It's just the money from the ads are going to people other than me. Such as the Killjoy review. :/

[@eugeneturner7520]

@@DeckerShado Hmm, how I lo g for the wild west days of 2007 KZbin. I mean, I wish there was a way to have that level of freedom, and yet still be able to monetize. Once things become more standardized and mainstream, as good as those aspects are, they always come with lack of freedom as legal disputes and copyright claims start to filter in. Either way, I'm glad you are pushing through it - it shows a certain level of gumption one should be proud of, certainly.

[@jonsmythe1685]

"Hello world wide web, I'm Derick Shadow. The internet personality with the girl hair." Did anyone else hear that?

[@MrJC1]

Lmao. Yep. Cracked me up.

[@desi1790]

They're in a Nevada desert: having grave markers over the bodies is a perk

[@bigkmoviesandgames]

I think Deckard is on a one-man crusade to review every clown movie in existence.

[@FloweredAngelFilms]

Decker's got a strike? You know what that means -- time to support-binge older episodes all weekend!

[@tribbleamidei]

Middle fingers to that damn copyright strike. You really don't deserve that, Decker. You walked so alot of these KZbin critics could run.

[@MrRayhonda]

I had to re-watch the intro several times to confirm you did in fact saw "Hello world wide web, I'm Derek Shado, The internet personality with the girl hair." LOL I really was doubting myself for a while there until re-watch number 6 XD Nice change and great vid as usual broski

[@happycamper4315]

I'm in awe of all your amazing alliteration but "population of painted pranksters" is possibly perfect! Thanks for linking this mate! Hope the codswallop copyright claim is crushed!

[@starsiegeplayer]

21:00 the film's armorer should never have allowed the actress to hold the pistol like that. Even if it wasn't a real firearm.

[@stepheneddington1667]

my guess is that they didn't even have one for this film. That's clearly a black powder revolver. Even the newer reproductions fall into the category of old weapons that no license is needed to purchase or own in most states.

[@retroguy95]

dang this makes Asylum films look good. lost my shit at "and one of them has a red nose" followed by the most care free "terrifying" I've ever heard lol

[@michaelfireheart8300]

I feel for ya Decker, since KZbin needs to protect their good creators more, not just be in background when companies try to abuse creators. I love your vids man, even if we don't always agree, you always make entertaining and informative vids, so hopefully KZbin doesn't take ya done.

[@cruisematt8585]

The jokes you’re doing with the green screen are great!

[@kawaiikawaiianimegirl4144]

I just loved really loved how they showed what a big character Lilly was then never ever showed her again. Almost as much as I loved how they built up a tiny bit of character development for the clowns as being a family and being good people only to have them then just being perv phycos to every innocent person they passed by oh and then they started to hurt each other because who cares about their strength coming from each other evil dead means never having to have a motive it seems

[@danielwalton5385]

I don't comment, I have maybe half a dozen comments after more than a decade on the site, hell before a year or so ago I never even bothered to like a video. But for you Decker, you are going to be the first I am going to religiously comment on and like everything you put out. I've known for a while that those little things help with the algorithm for you guys but I couldn't even be bothered before, but I've been enjoying your content for years and that little bit of effort on my part is less than you deserve but it's at least a place to start. Best of luck on the Strike from those parasites my friend. Also I live in Nevada, and it never ceases to amaze me what an awful place it's made out to be. Like your state never burned a hotel full of clowns ha

[@doktor_ghul]

I came here from watching you clip nails. This is MORE INTERESTING AND MUCH, MUCH MORE FASCINATING, BY FAR!!! ...REALLY...really truly....

[@theultramancer]

Figures. Decker is being on top of uploads for MotC and KZbin punishes him for entertaining us. Savages.

[@alexsmistakes7975]

Holy shit, I can't believe I've been subscribed to this channel since the Top 10 Xenomorph Kills video from almost 10 years ago

[@severindrax]

me too, talk about a gateway drug :)

[@FullDemiurge]

11:32 If the message is on the outside, shouldn´t it have been written inverted so the people in the INSIDE may read it properly?

[@ManicIdiot]

Yes. It is viewable.

[@DeckerShado]

Okay then. Posting it to all supporters as best I can!

[@hernehaugen6878]

Ya'know what, just because KZbin DOESN'T want this seen, I'm gonna watch it at least thrice.

[@CosmicBaller1]

13:01 I like how the starter engages on the RV even though there is no battery to power it. And you can’t just take a battery from one car and place it into another due to differing cold cranking amps needed.

[@jem5771]

5:27 how nice of the military to deploy her fiance to the back yard! that's not far at all.

[@CordedStudent76]

5:00 Movie or not, they all deserve a timeout for letting they're fake joint run that far down one side

[@KamiRecca]

Let me just add a small point of appretiation here: Gun safety and propper gun handling. Always good to see.

[@Dirknesss]

Proper gun safety and handling is simple: don't touch that shit.

[@KamiRecca]

@@Dirknesss There is nothing objectively wrong with a gun, no more than with a bow, or a knife. I bet you have at least one knife at home, yes? But unlike the bow, and to some extent the knife, it is far easier to accidentaly hurt yourself or others with a gun. Hence it is of vital importance to teach propper gun safety and handling. But you are essentially correct. Do not handle a gun unless you are meant to use it is one of the basics. And by "use it" i dont mean go and pop somebody, it might be hunting, target practice, cleaning etc. Never "Play" with a gun, even if it is for posing for a photo, it shows a lack of respect for it. And guns demand proper respect.

[@themrcityhunter1]

I will share this around so more people can see it

[@DeckerShado]

Much appreciated. Just finishing up the processing on the final review of The March of the Clowns, so hopefully this can finish sorta on schedule. Then it's time for that "scream three" I've heard so much about.

[@mrbubbles8743]

Thanks for the heads up decker, I'm epileptic and there's not many youtubers put warnings out.

[@Captain.AmericaV1]

*That burn at the end ...... dam!!🤣🤣* *Decker Shado,* making the films more tolerable with your humorous narrating. 👍

[@ryanengelstad6073]

The clowns go marching on and on hurah, hurah

[@dannicasey1548]

'Yeah, that sounds like Spencer'. WTF?! He regularly gets railed by clowns? That raises more questions than it answers. Really hope that the copyright BS gets sorted for you: have been subbed to your channel for years and love your work.

[@Menchi42]

I hope this claim gets solved soon. Thanks for putting it the link to this video so we could all still watch it. I've been watching your videos for a while and you're truly a master at horror movie reviews. Hell, I've watched quite a few movies that went under my radar because of you.

[@xodariccc]

derrick with the girl hair. im cryiing. I feel so attacked, yet so seen!

[@kr00m]

4:57 I find the length of the run in those ‘blunts’ triggering.

[@t.o.toonstubetwo.4138]

11:52 I wish I had that much.

[@jbonkerz]

Hey Decker, been subbed for quite a while now and try to comment when I can manage to think of something to say. What I would like to say is that I love your reviews as they remind me of my days in high school when me and a bunch of friends would rent a bunch of movies (mostly B movies) and watch them all weekend while throwing out commentary while we watched. So thanks for bringing that feeling out with your reviews, keep up the great work. :)

[@hollyswoods]

there should be a sequel called Mime Hotel

[@madmax_665]

I love that you stuck with Derek Shado 🤣🤣LLoyd memes are best memes

[@yupanquid5538]

Of course, you'll be getting punished for getting everything in time! No worries we're always here! And looking forward to that saturday video as well!! Cheers Decker

[@VidGameMaster22]

I'm going to leave a quote and see if any catches the reference, and who said it and from what video. I know this is Decker's video, and I feel bad that the strike system isn't letting him make this public, but seeing the Clown Motel made me remember this exact quote "What is he saying?! I don't speak TACO BELL!"

[@drexdenmiyabi7153]

Hey Decker! Another great video for March of the Clowns. I've been a fan for like two or three years now, ever since I stumbled into your Tremors reviews, you genuine enthusiasm even for movies you clearly don't like is just so fun to watch and keeps me coming back for more. I hope everything with this stupid copy right bot shit goes well for you, can't wait to see more great reviews from you!

[@katiacritten9975]

I love your videos and only just now found this one cause of tbe community post! Just wanted to give my support and say thanks for the content, you're one of my favorites, I'll be sharing this link around out of spite for the jerkoffs that claimed it.

[@hannahsinister]

When I get paid next week I’m going to join your channel in support. I hate this trouble for you, you’re so entertaining.

[@bobgunter9608]

I am loving the new green screen jokes and positions.

[@Zetswe_Nox]

Wow they made a killer clown movie at the real place?! It's called The Famous Clown Motel. Ghost Adventures went there. Now I have to watch this.

[@BootlegLizard]

I bought the blu ray of this on Kickstarter back in the day but never received it

[@fangwhiteclaw7089]

Really sucks the alogrithim and KZbin is messing with you badly your easily one of the best movie reviewers out there. Love the energy time and effort you put into each of your videos. I've never seen you half ass any of your vids either and I've seen nearly all of them.

[@juliencox5217]

Also hey, long time no see- glad I came across this post! I love your videos

[@GriffinPilgrim]

So they drove through fog to come to a horror location you can't leave...is this clown themed Ravenloft?

[@TheShadowguy64]

14:15 Something hit a little close to home?

[@Aluhcav]

Considering it seems they filmed this at the REAL Clown Motel, they had so many other opportunities to do a better story, rather then, this.

[@angrytheclown801]

Can you imagine having to spend eternity knowing that hotel is peering down at you all clownly?

[@fokushigaru1310]

Just realized Ghost Adventures shot an episode at that place. Interest factor just went up on this movie, bad or not.

[@alice-14-k6b]

2:33 lol love how you just pop in

[@bvs56]

Man I hope this stuff gets straightened out. I have a question though, does the company thats striking you have anything to do with this movie or are they just a "copyright strike" company? Either way it's screwed up, but if it's just a random company it's extra screwed. Anyway, I hope you keep fighting the good fight and are able to keep going with the channel. You're one of my favorites.

[@blueturret5596]

Maybe it’s just me. But, it sounds a lot like you introduced yourself as “Derek Shado” at the start of the video. 😂

[@TyrKovacs]

Definitely did. Derek shado, the Internet personality with the girl hair. Very jarring.

[@DeckerShado]

Ironically, a reference to another recent video that... well... KZbin tells me everyone hated. So few clicks cause they just didn't want to see it. Average watch time in the toilet, everyone just clicking off it immediately in disgust, only 10% of people making it to the end of the video. - but also a normal like to view ratio, 99.7% likes, and an above average comment to view ratio with overwhelmingly positive comments. So according to KZbin, people absolutely hated that video, but were sure to like it and say nice things before they left.

[@cruisematt8585]

@@DeckerShado it was a great video. KZbin has no idea what they are doing anymore

[@MamaMOB]

@@DeckerShado so in other words you now want me to go through all of your videos and figure out which one you’re talking about? I will do that! I work nights! We are slow!

[@thomasdale5807]

Ah, good old Derek Shadow and his Girl Hair, and good old Lloyd Kaufman for planting that confusion in the first place. Thanks for taking that in good humour in the first place. Both you and Mr Kaufman are loved loads.

[@thomasdale5807]

Respect the testicles? Respecticles?

[@RazulLD]

I have to hand it to ya Decker you really manage to make an unwatchable movie more tolerable, thank you! Without your jokes I doubt many people will give such movies a shot.

[@benbugden3253]

You are one of my favorite you tubers and it is so shit the way copyright claims screw creators. I hope it gets sorted soon and more people get to see you content. They really need some better oversight

[@OHCandP]

Glad the video's available for all to see... watched it while it was unlisted. Downloaded it, as well. Let me know when it's available on Blu-ray!

[@stanleyteriaca2184]

So Vemon is an alien clown? Or do sounds affect clowns just like synobites?

[@snaketeeth2229]

The brotherhood of long haired men stand with you.

[@snaketeeth2229]

Oh! This is a legit place im sure of it. I remember an episode of ghost adventures that featured a clown motel, which had an attached cemetary.

[@maccurtis730]

It is interesting where Decker's fingernail clipping video will take me.

[@neworldfool9625]

Know what despite it all… I’m giving them points for the horn thing to begin because it’s actually creative and with all the shitty clown horror films that have come out recently that’s actually nice to see.

[@faye15ful]

KZbin needs to be replaced. I would follow you to any platform. I love your videos 😭

[@EpicJasonX9000]

Not to be confused with Joker Hotel, where you dance with the Devil by the pale moonlight.

[@authenticautistic2151]

What are you on? That is clearly a 1851 Navy Revolver!

[@DeckerShado]

Well dangit.

[@samyelts8498]

Ok I hope everything gets better

[@not9387]

We appreciate you Decker, hope the strike get resolved.

[@shanegandy7861]

I have to let you know how much I love your videos and since I watched the nail clipping video I rush to watch and like as fast as possible cant have youtube shit on my favorite creator.

[@damiansawyer5803]

So just wondering do you already have any channel strikes or would this be you're first one?

[@DeckerShado]

No and no. No active strikes, this will be "strike one" but I've fought off about 9 or 10 "strike one"s already, so this ain't my first rodeo.

[@damiansawyer5803]

@@DeckerShado oh okay I know I was getting strike's on my video for copyright music how do you fight those like how would you say is the best

[@nobleheart9802]

I hope everything gets straightened out. Youre one of my favorite movie reviewers.

[@redneckreviews3016]

Hey man. I'll always find your videos to try watch them. Even if it's a video on a topic im not into. Keep pushing on

[@TICSTUDIOSLLC]

You're so much better than the Nostalgia Critic. God bless you and your amazing hair.

[@grapeshot]

So I guess this would be like if Pennywise open up a chain of hotels across the nation. Expand outside of the state of Maine🤡🤡🤡

[@Vitacus]

I know you're supposed to either run in terror or be a bad ass fighter turning the tables on them when it comes to dealing with horror movie villains, but some you just want to stop and ask them wtf are they even doing and what's the point, and then shame them for being lame.

[@rebel._]

When a man has lost everything he is free for there is nothing left for him to lose i hope these greedy bankers remember that

[@CyborgWolf]

I don't understand how some low budget movies can look so modern but so bad at the same time.

[@RACHERgaming]

Ah yes 'Basic Observational Skills', something youtube copyright cant account for

[@Zeddyboi86]

I met Tony Moran a few years ago at a ComicCon. Still have the Halloween 1978 poster that he signed for me. :)

[@iceklaw]

The March continues...

[@diquadhumungersaur492]

good move.. fight the red tape and have a good day my friend.. we in the UK enjoy your content and are gratefully for the time and effort you spend...

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

Okay, Decker I gotta know. I'm a fellow long haired gentleman. But mine decides every 3 seconds it's gonna knot up in places I just brushed. My hairbrush looks like a small animal is caught in it. I use conditioner and it doesn't do shit. How do you prevent this as the Internet personality with the best hair?

[@DeckerShado]

Real talk? I've spent quite a bit of time and money trying to get products for my hair that actually work - and this is a long, expensive road with many disappointments. Everyone's hair is different, so what worked for me may not work for you but with that disclaimer out of the way here's where I finally landed. Verb. That brand is a pricey one, but it has been AMAZING for actually doing something to combat frizzies and keep my hair looking nice. Now, there's the 5 things I use on a regular basis - Verb curl shampoo, curl conditioner, curl leave-in conditioner and curl cream, as well as a wet brand paddle brush. The paddle brush is of utmost importance. The large face area distributes force over more hair, making it less likely to pull your hair out. Yes, that means that brushing will take longer as you will need to do more passes but BUT it will not be pulling your hair out, and thus there should be no pain as well. Hopping in the shower the ritual is as follows - wet hair, brush hair, shampoo hair, rinse hair, condition hair, brush conditioner through hair... and then ignore your hair for a while. Conditioner needs to sit for 2-3 minutes for optimal results, so use that time to actually wash your body and what have you. Wash well! You've got 3 minutes to fill. After that is done, go ahead and rinse out the conditioner while brushing your hair again. Once that is done, the shower should be done and it's time for the next important steps. Dry your hair as best you can - I squeeze out as much water as possible to start, dry my body with a bath towel and then rub the towel over my hair vigorously to towel dry my hair. Yes, this could potentially tangle but that's not going to be a problem in a few seconds. Now, we have to decide. Are we doing something like recording a video or going out and need our hair to look it's best, or are we just interested in making our hair look good but have less tangles by the time it's time to shower again? This will decide which product we are going to use. The Verb Curl Leave-in conditioner is thinner, and lighter. It will let the hair dry with more of a bounce to it, and really make the curls pop. However, it will not do as well at preventing tangles throughout the day. The Verb Curl Cream is thicker, and holds the hair's form better, fighting frizzies as well as working to prevent the hair from tangling over itself quite so much. Either way, a little goes a long way. For my hair, I use about a peanut M&M's worth of either product. Plop that into one of your palms, and then rub it over your palms and fingers before then moving to your hair - you need to do that to make sure you get good coverage with the little you're using. Too much and your hair will become a rock and look wet for 4 days. (I learned that the hard way.) Work your hands with the product through the length of your hair, rub them over the top and down the length, and then whip out the brush again to work it through the rest of the way. Congrats! You have done Decker's hair ritual! For bonus points: If you live in Texas and it is a nice sunny day with light wind, sit out on the porch with the back of your head facing the sun for a nice natural dry in a much shorter amount of time than relying on traditional drip-drying.

[@MVR3IWER]

Too bad it's Sunday. That Clown Motel would have been filled up tomorrow.

[@Fear605]

Had to rewind the intro like "Did I just hear what I think I heard?"

[@Tarumarugan]

16:54 yo that is the funniest line ever in any horror movie 😂

[@15sherpinski]

Feels great getting to see this review again, I was worried it was gone for good

[@fokushigaru1310]

Good luck with everything and keep things up.

[@radagastaddams3703]

Derek Shado the internet personality with the girls hair has always been my fav 💖

[@slimygreencreepmachine6116]

Luther Manhole says he will be at the Clown Motel with his barbells and artillery. He's bonded with the state, dude.

[@tazgamerplays]

Thanks for putting they link out, and I hope it goes well with the counter claim. Sucks that they put you through this.

[@mykelc205]

Absolutely love all you do and appreciate the effort it takes to present these fine reviews. Got me through many sleepless nights.

[@averagedusty]

You're a good guy (with great hair). I hope this works out in your favor brother! Great review btw 👍

[@chealios]

Hope to see more like this recommended from KZbin

[@alekpo2000]

i bet they used that colt cuz its a black powder revolver and so it dosnt need papers at all, u can buy it and have it around no questions asked

[@Sh4dowKnight115]

Hey Decker! I see this is an reupload did the strike get solved ? I hope it did it’s unfair they’re keeping you down like that!

[@DeckerShado]

Strike got resolved on the 13th, but I held onto this review a tad longer just in case the 420 special ran into problems. That video didn't, so the plan was to set this public on Friday... aaaand then KZbin worked extra hard to bury the latest interview video from yesterday, so I effectively didn't have a 2nd video for this week to nudge the algorithm in the right direction again. So, I set this video to public today! Never wanted to wait too long with it, but just wanted to keep it ready in case a problem came up... and indeed it did. :/

[@juliencox5217]

Idk I kinda like the idea of a hidden community watching unlisted videos 😄

[@insaneo8860]

I love that you brought the judge out