Clown (2019) Review

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The Asylum strikes again, this time bringing us a movie that just so happens to be about a Clown, and just so happens to be named differently enough from the much better movie "Clown" and also just so happened to come out just before IT: Chapter Two. What a coincidence. Also, it just so happens to be terrible.
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[@HurricaneDDragon]

I love that, even in Asylum movies starring a bunch of unknown actors with no future in film, Decker still takes the time to name them all.

[@donaldporr9682]

you gotta give them thier props for subjecting themselves for believing that being in an Asylum film was a great career move.

[@KeeperProtector]

I just finished watching it, & the abrupt ending left me confused. It just stops with now showing of the aftermath with the two girls getting rescued by police or anything!🤔

[@GriffinPilgrim]

I love how clown horror movies no longer feel that they have to justify clowns being killers. We just take it on faith these days.

[@demonkingbadger6689]

I hated clowns since i was a kid. I call it being ahead of the curve.

[@bloodarcher7841]

@@demonkingbadger6689 Meh I never found clowns to be scary

[@demonkingbadger6689]

@@bloodarcher7841 yeah, childhood fears are weird. I was the only kid scared of clowns it seemed. But, some other things that were supposed to be scary didnt phase me. Edit: oddly, there was one clownface that didnt scare me. The Joker.🤔

[@Crazypixiness]

Nature is healing

[@gunmunz]

horror clown movie 2025, this one was just a fan of John Wayne Gacy

[@nicks288]

This channel is so fucking underrated. Been consistently good for how many years now.

[@dreamersdisease2481]

9 yrs

[@TheBloodswordsman]

I love for Decker Shado describes the funhouse part as " *This* part of the movie sucks". As if anything about the movie didn't suck.

[@bobgunter9608]

Wait another clown. Oh asylum that makes sense, surprised they did not call it” that”.

[@DeckerShado]

Fun fact: The review scheduled for next week got hit with a copyright claim.. for a completely different movie. Bedeviled, from 2017 - or as it is known in Japan: www.cinematerial.com/movies/bedeviled-i4998772/p/pff8rpkb

[@dylansharp8471]

Yeah, the director wanted to be more specific.

[@milhy6567]

The reaction of the actors to the direction would make a more entertaining movie "So I just start tiding up the room and hug the creepy doll? And this is while I'm running away from the killer you said...?

[@187mrsmith]

I feel like every time i get a notification from Decker shado im about to get ready to huddle around a campfire with a bunch of other people and listen to him tell us a scary story!

[@craigh5236]

Boo!

[@GanonGhidorah]

Damn it, I was kind of hoping this was gonna be a remake of that Eli Roth Clown Movie, considering half those million views have to be mine _at least._

[@ShaggertSRL]

Shit you're the one whose responsible for that other half million views? Good to finally meet you 😂

[@mds2282]

Would love to see Decker do the movie "Haunt" (2019) ,that the guys who wrote A Quiet Place did, during March of the Clowns

[@72139]

Oh Jesus ! Those “steel reinforced” wooden plank walls ! That you can clearly see daylight through ! They couldn’t even be bothered to throw a tarp up at least for the illusion that they are trapped ! It looks like you could fall through the exterior walls if you leaned on them too much !

[@cruisematt8585]

Decker I am terrified of clowns, but for you I watch the March of the clowns every year

[@DanteSolablood]

To be fair, I broke my ankle so badly that my foot was basically being held on by my boot.. and started walking to work. If my mum didn't arrive & force me to go to the hospital I'd probably be nicknamed stumpy now. Broken ankles don't necessarily hurt that much. Who'da thunk it? Edit: Some surgery, 6 months recuperation & several more months of physiotherapy and everything is fine. Give or take some blood clots. 🤔

[@Xert19]

everytime decker shado uploads my depression acts like it doesn't exist you're the best decker😁

[@greenkoopa]

Yeah I miss the couch in his old house. Ugly as fucking sin but looked super comfy

[@mrs_bungle]

I haven't seen one of your videos In a long time, as a person who recently Into punk rock and metal I see myself appreciating your hair way more than I used to

[@Japaneseanimeguy]

He truly is the Internet celebrity with the best hair. There simply isn't anybody else who could be mistaken for Weird Al.

[@konstance13]

"I'm gonna go back to that couch...and turn this fucking movie off." That had me really cracking up, Decker.

[@johnsommer5804]

If I had to guess, the scene with the girl in the room where she just kind of gets lost, is a ripoff of the scene from labyrinth where Jennifer Connelly gets trapped in a mock up of her bedroom.

[@geestok5113]

Your reviews save me having to watch asylum movies. Thank you Decker, you're doing the lords work.

[@judsongaiden9878]

No clown movie will ever top Killer Klowns from Outer Space, especially when they don't even put 15% as much effort into it as The Super Chiodo Bros. 11:15 Usually when that happens, the character faints from the pain (which is realistic). This geek must be exceptionally hardcore! He's probably asking himself, "What would Undyne do in this situation?" 12:23 Reminiscy-go-nuts of that scene from 'The Tommyknockers'. 14:12 So he's operating on a Portal mentality rather than a Half-Life mentality.

[@Captain.AmericaV1]

Ah yes, this film is part of the *Clown Multiverse!!*

[@joeker5208]

Decker’s Hand: You know you want to do it. Just give it a good old slap Decker: NO! NO MORE!

[@187mrsmith]

It's always a good night when Decker Shado Uploads!

[@sebastianemond5313]

Hey, Decker, ever considered doing 'Amusement' (2008) for "March of the Clowns?" It's not technically a killer clown movie; more an anthology, and true, there's only a killer clown featured in one part of the three part story in that movie, but the clown mask and outfit the killer wears is so iconic.

[@Jackie-McCann]

One movie I’d be interested in seeing you cover for March of the Clowns is a little 2013 horror comedy called “Gingerclown 3D”. (not entirely sure why it has 3D in the title when it technically isn’t 3D…) It’s about a group of teens trespass into an abandoned amusement park inhabited by monsters, led by a clown monster voiced by the great Tim Curry. It also has the voices of Michael Winslow, Lance Henriksen, Brad Dourif and Sean Young as the other monsters.

[@S13501]

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[@cassyblack3346]

Just your average funhouse in the middle of the desert. Obviously a good idea to go inside.

[@matthewhanks1046]

Decker, you're the man. Still making fantastic content after all these years. Well done sir

[@brandonjenkins6381]

Love logging into KZbin and getting surprised with a new Decker Shado review upload.

[@comatoasted82]

Download the entire internet just in case. Is gonna be my new go to phrase when I have to deal with idiots at work. Thanks Decker.

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

Decker+clowns A strange combination that you don't expect to work but it still works, Like penutbutter and jelly

[@DarkSt0rm009]

Wait hold up, am I going crazy or was the Jack in the Box at 14:25 making the same laugh as Omega Flowey from Undertale!?

[@javarjv]

awesome review as always Decker, it would be awesome to see you Finnish the scream movies, ghoul, based on a great book by Brian keene, movie didn't turn out like it should, hell fest, ok little slasher, nothing amazing, night of the demons remake, we are still here, something about both of those creeped me out, wrong turn, the hills have eyes, ideas for summer of, maybe zombie movies, like the night, dawn, day, trilogy and resident evil, Texas chainsaw massacre, or the children of the corn movies, or maybe leprechaun, Chucky, so many options, and ill be watching whatever you end up making

[@john_blues]

Why did they set up the mother's mask thing, call back to it at the end, but never pay it off? Wow, that's terrible. Somebody tell the Asylum that's not how Chekov's gun is supposed to work. 🤣Thanks for the March of the clowns. It led me to re-watching 'Clown(2014 Eli Roth)' which still holds up to me as a good horror flick.

[@jeffumbach]

Yeah I thought it was going to be something like when the final girl puts on Jason's mom's sweater at the climax of "Friday the 13th Part 2" to confuse the killer.

[@houstonjdd]

I just listen to your voice for hours. And you have a way of drawing attention to the screen. Seriously. Good stuff my dude.

[@jobymanuel1353]

The only surprising thing about this movie is that it wasn't titled It's a Clown to piggy back off of It.

[@justinlefkowitz2413]

I love the subtle Big Comfy Couch reference hahaha

[@alexmcleod9078]

I'm glad for the bounty of killer clown movies. I can't help but remember Vetinari's analysis of why clowns are unsettling.

[@e-convoy1783]

Hey Decker, I think this summer should be a review series based on a particular killer doll series: The summer of PUPPER MASTER! a weekly look back on the puppet master series, from the first from 1989, to 2020's "Blade: the Iron Cross" I thought it would be a fun break from the other franchises. But if you have something else planned, I'm sorry for bothering you anyway...

[@cruisematt8585]

Decker really deserves millions of subscribers and views with as much work, humor, research and creativity he puts in every single video.

[@beercules3904]

I was waiting for a new review video. The best movie reviewer on KZbin. Can't wait for the next one Decker!

[@eddihurta7173]

Yaay CLOWN was not delayed any longer!! THank You CLown God Decker!!

[@EverydayDogMan]

A killer clown in Nevada. I wonder where I heard that one before? 🤔

[@trackfan16]

Are you able to upload the audio to Spotify or something like that? Love the content and keep up the great work!

[@CrashHeadroom]

"It includes the entire of las vegas so it can't be that bad" ... have you SEEN the place lately!? XD That place blatently has some horrible, multi tentacled cthulu monster at its core causing problems :S.

[@Dreamyblue101]

This is a certified clown classic

[@AnnieBoBannie421]

I love and have watched all of your videos but I do miss your additional thoughts that were in the description of your old videos!! You're the best ❤❤💋💋TY

[@garrettirvine7088]

Thank you Decker for another great film review. I only comment this because it helps The "algorithm" .

[@DeckerShado]

HAIL THE ALMIGHTY ALGORITHM!

[@Godzilla-tu2cd]

For a moment I thought this was a re upload of that other horror movie called clown till I looked at the date 😂

[@roboticturtle8822]

Same

[@Monox1de7]

lol the CGI water spraying scene really couldn't do that practical huh ?

[@christopherfox7709]

Just watching Star Trek Deep Space Nine, and after watching this, I now know why the Tosk didn't request Asylum

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

The Asylum is making anti-clown propaganda and that upsets me.

[@Jay-gurl]

Oh, wow. Retired the forehead slap? I'm stunned after binging so much of your channel. X"D

[@jamesfeltman2685]

Glad to see you putting out more content that cracks me up

[@jasoncarter455]

If you don't think this would be to odd could you please review the movie The Three Musketeers dressed as a musketeers and I am referring to the Three Musketeers movie starring Charlie Sheen, Kiefer Sutherland, Tim Curry and Chris O'Donnell

[@billdelfera8580]

Decker please review the Leprechaun movies. I'd love to hear your take on them. Especially the first 3

[@waffleman6666]

You probably peeked doing this content but u do have the best hair on the internet!! We still love ya decker!! Ty for all the great content

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

3 suggestion for march of the clowns you don't have to review them but you might have a chuckle at them Big Money Hustlas, Big Money Rustlas, or Death Racers

[@eddihurta7173]

Hey at 13:29 you can see the camera on a stick in the shadows LUL

[@Xinthus78]

I sense Decker enjoyed watching this movie.

[@yupanquid5538]

Oh yeah. Today's wednesday!! It's Decker's video day!!!!

[@forgottenbrother]

Hey Deck I hope you don't mind me calling you Deck, anyways I watch this movie before even finishing watching your review of the movie I started to watch the review of this movie from you but once I saw the clown, I thought he looked so badass I just had to watch it. So I did, I mean I was kind of disappointed but I kind of wasn't disappointed but towards the end I got really disappointed after a couple of hours of them being clown napped they immediately knew the way around the fun house like it was second nature so I guess what it really took was Just to be knocked out for a couple hours because they didn't know the way around 15 minutes after the entered & they never took enough time to exploring to figure it out, so that thing towards the end where they automatically remembered the way around when they really didn't know it at all. Was just a slap ass attempt to wrap up a movie that could have been a great movie, it could have been another Stephen King i movie. I mean no movie will ever be better than Stephen King's it with the clown from outer space, now according to Tim Curry himself, Tim Curry says the clown was from outer space in a interview so take that up with Tim Curry & as you know Tim Curry is penny-wise the clown. But I really don't know what to say about this movie except for this, stop watching it before the girls are set on fire... peace out my friend Deck.

[@tammy6610]

I wouldn't be surprised is the asylum sends Decker to the asylum

[@antjeeismann4684]

I'm 19 min. & 40 sec. into the Video... This is now my Favorite decker quote.

[@yandereneko5523]

Can't wait for this event to got for several months, lol. Love ya man

[@Isaac-gh5ku]

0:22 Now this is gonna cause lots of confusion between the OG film and the Asylum flick. I'm guessing the Asylum never watch the OG Clown or heard of it. Also for an Asylum flick, it looks surprisingly high quality (visually only), like a blockbuster movie, and it's in 21:9 ratio.

[@devanmoran]

hi decker i love your channel and your reviews (:

[@kalobhunt9001]

The other clown that Eli Roth made wasn’t to bad for Eli Roth and your review was amazing.

[@Estorium]

It wasn't written or directed by Roth, which is probably why it turned out so well. Roth is okay when acting in a producing role.

[@j4nk3n]

Solid steel? They arrange steel fences in planks now?

[@AmyRose_Edits12]

umm jillian is the yellow uhh idk but she has a glasses and big brown socks and shorts and sally is red shirt and shorts too

[@2011wordsmith]

why did you retire the head slap?

[@tskmaster3837]

This Clown isn't Clown but I thought it'd be the remake of that movie where a man gets bitten by a clown and turns into a were"man in clown makeup". Uhh... No, I was thinking of Scary or Die. Why was I thinking of that turd again? Because of Clown? And why was I thinking of that turd again. Decker! *wags fist* And the Clowns March On.

[@alphashocker7458]

I’ll be honest. That popcorn kill was awesome. If it had better effects, it could have gone viral. Rest of the movie sucked, tho. But we all knew that already.

[@EpicJasonX9000]

the major difference between The Asylum vs Roger Corman is that Corman can make a decent small film from a small budget, yet The Asylum cannot no matter how many, many, mmmmmaaaaaannnnnnyyyyyyy times they try.

[@kyleshiflet9952]

Also many people who worked for Roger Corman became famous Francis Ford Coppola,Peter Fonda,Dennis Hopper,and many others

[@JadeEyes1]

I got an ad for Joker during the commercial break. 😆😆😆

[@nobody-9838]

Are we sure these aren't the teens from Dale and Tucker vs Evil?

[@Matt561]

The clown review is how I found your channel

[@Jakob-zt7fb]

I always laugh when i watch your reviews because you make the reviews funny

[@bridgetjackson6978]

@Decker Shado, "Hello there! Sir, love your reviews as always, would love too see you delight or destroy: Berry Gordy's 'The Last Dragon/The Last Dragon'(1985). TIL NEXT TIME, TAKE CARE🙋🏿‍♀️🙋🏿‍♀️🙋🏿‍♀️🙋🏿‍♀️🙋🏿‍♀️."

[@dannyblade6824]

I recently discovered your channel, Decker. I love it. You talk so fast and you’re hilarious. you also remind me of a more handsome Jesus.

[@forgottenbrother]

Since you did a review of this movie I wanted to watch it so I am watching it and there's a few things that I found already to be contradicting. For one she said she downloaded the pages when they were lower down the only problem is when you download stuff from the internet in order to access it you must have internet connection to bring it back up and they don't have no internet connection at this point so let's drive one strike two when that one young woman says she thinks she knows where they are because she looked it up wrong they don't have internet connection so she couldn't look it up and until they were there she said nothing about looking it up I mean why would you look up something that she hasn't been to before maybe you know they were going to so that's a nice number right there try three is at the beginning when a guy said you go run and chase them out you know club one or not they kept calling her and him but when they showed the child at the beginning and she's standing on the cliffside you can clearly see that it was a girl seven or eight years old that's strike three so before this movie even starts I give it 25 f pluses and 65 thumbs down

[@tempestmessenger3297]

I’m late. But I just had to say how much I appreciated The Big Comfy Couch reference.

[@marcelmoreau2733]

The twist is its a Tucker and Dale situation, Clown trying to save them from themselves in the closed for good reason malfunctioning dangerousmfunhouse.

[@leetri]

At least the killer did vaguely clown things? I'm so tired of killer clown movies where they only use a killer clown because "clown scawy" and they completely lack imagination to create something original. It's like making an alien invasion movie, but there's just one alien and he chases people around a police station with a knife. If you're gonna use a killer clown it needs to do clown things, like make balloon animals out of someone's guts or spray acidic seltzer to melt someone's face.

[@triforce_tri]

As soon as I heard the name Asylum, I knew this was gonna be good

[@MmaSmarty87]

I remember live tweeting in THE 90'S!!

[@Tigerfire75]

Most amazing part is that the Assylum is still making movies

[@Jakob-zt7fb]

Decker its Nice to see you again you always make my day

[@jonschweer7494]

Such wonderfully fluffy hair. Should I invest in a company that produces conditioner?

[@kuhfu]

Would love to see you do reviews of icp's movies

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

I'm appalled that you haven't done the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies. Maybe do a Summer of Leatherface?

[@chrisperrien7055]

" He's got more of this movie to torture them with"

[@8-ball916]

Hey if you could sometime in the future Can you do reviews on the Brendan Fraser mummy trilogy

[@DeckerShado]

Well, I do got that on Blu-Ray...

[@SamJonesS4mmyd48ull]

Asylum got me again. Thought this was the review for the good one.😂

[@timothyclark1754]

I would love to have a job where all I do is watch movies but man....I aint got the hair.

[@garyschlagheck4871]

Awesome fernetic delivery. I like it :)

[@jacobmartinez5557]

Only horror movie collection I have is the maneater series, which some aren't bad, and others just cheesy, but I just figured I'd through that out here for shits and giggles.

[@grapeshot]

Yeah creepy clowns and people seem to think that it all started with IT. I would say BS to that. I remember when me and my brother watch Killer Klowns from Outer Space for the first time when we were in high school in the late 80s. And we've loved the movie ever since.

[@GriffinPilgrim]

Hell, if you wanna stretch the point the Pied Piper is usually portrayed in a clown-like outfit ("pied" meaning "multi-coloured") so the concept is at least 700 years old.

[@TheMichaelStott]

if Clown horror movies are becoming hard to come by these days, maybe we could change to some other thing marching in march like "March of the Ants/bugs" lots of horror movies about Ants marching their little way to a body count 😊

[@ronaldowens5025]

Well there is that Doug McClure ant movie from the seventies. Although I'm not sure if it deserves the Decker treatment.

[@alekpo2000]

i remember that dude whit the cian shirt from some other asylum movies me thinks

[@maccurtis730]

Asylum torturing poor Decker I have Nostalgia now. 🤡

[@dans3379]

Thanks for the great content, awesome video

[@spzm3x]

Summer of Pirates of the Caribbean?