"You're... a sorcerer... Stop... running... into melee range!" That 18 WIS is showing
@SusCalvin3 жыл бұрын
You kill PCs until the players learn because you love them. Eventually people understand what robe AC and 4 hp means. And that low Wis is no excuse to pile PCs into the meatgrinder.
@azureascendant9943 жыл бұрын
The sorcerer is most likely a player who on most sessions plays a fighter and is inexperienced in how a sorcerer does combat.
@JefferyHHaskell_Author3 жыл бұрын
You would think this would be self evident... except every sorcerer ever.
@SusCalvin3 жыл бұрын
@@JefferyHHaskell_Author Magic-users in Esoteric Enterprises have no spells to hurt others directly. They can just grab a sword or an AR-10 like everyone else. I usually rule that anything a level 0 grunt can do, so can a magic-user do except when it interferes with her magic.
@zenogias013 жыл бұрын
@@JefferyHHaskell_Author Hey, I try to stay out of melee range, but the frickin' meat shields won't do their job and screen me! *gets dropped to 0 HP again*
@bookclubish16893 жыл бұрын
And so, with Rage in her heart, she decided to multiclass into Barbarian
@Xithar_tri3 жыл бұрын
Hidden deep inside (not even shown on their Character sheet), most clerics are already multiclassed. Most often their alignment, sometimes in comparison to the group's, did decide if as Barbarian, Knight or Bard.
@culthosmythos2 жыл бұрын
I have actually done that with a Cleric character in a Curse of Strahd campaign. I liked the idea of a D&D version of "Dracula versus something", and knowing that my fellow players had chosen Fighter, Rogue and Ranger, I went with Cleric, specifically a Doctor (Life Domain), but this doctor has a little secret which rears an ugly head when she gets stressed...
@morrigankasa5709 ай бұрын
@@Xithar_triI unfortunately don't have a group to play with:( But I have created 12 different lvl 1 characters in case I found a group. 1 is a Chaotic Neutral Female Drow Feylost background Death Domain Cleric sworn to the Raven Queen. 1 other is a Chaotic Neutral Male Duergar Urban Bounty Hunter background Forge Domain Cleric sworn to Tharmekhul. Yet neither of them are multi-classed, nor do I plan on multi-classing at all. Same for my other 10 Characters, I don't intend on ever multi-classing.
@kelvinsoo94566 ай бұрын
Why isn’t the cleric a mainstay in the party, didn’t get to see her in future episodes
@KeevaTheFirstRival3 жыл бұрын
The party fails to realize that the cleric /chooses/ to heal, she can just as easily choose to harm, instead. *Smiles in Grave Domain Cleric*
Grave Cleric is just "I'll heal you when you DEAD!"
@christophersanders32523 жыл бұрын
Cleric’s Creed: My enemies cannot hurt my friends if they are already dead.
@flaminyawn3 жыл бұрын
@@christophersanders3252 I read that as the cleric killing their friends before the enemy can.
@Sp4rt4nSl4ya3 жыл бұрын
Love the new girl, her presence really makes it that much more obvious how deranged the party is, which is saying something considering there's an episode called murder hobos
@392redienhcs3 жыл бұрын
Seasoned veterans tend to ignore common sense.
@flushmastercyclonis1863 жыл бұрын
It also spotlights how groups who have been playing together for a while tend to develop their own unique style, slang, memes, etc and what's internally normal for them can seem weird as singing turds to somebody new who doesn't know them yet.
@SusCalvin3 жыл бұрын
@@392redienhcs Proper murderhobos tend to know what 4 hp and robe AC means. People get tired of banging out crazy cookie PCs who just fuel the meatgrinder eventually.
@Terribads3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I should thank them for the best name for a guild ever
@minimalbstolerance81132 жыл бұрын
Deranged? I find them around the same level of sanity as most of the groups I've played in, and actually somewhat more restrained than some.
@Epintus063 жыл бұрын
"I'll play as a healer" Beware, this sentence conducted millions people to nervous breakdown all around the world.
@vladimirserpov67733 жыл бұрын
:( this is heartbreakingly sad and so true, especially when the new player becomes cleric.
@DarkxAzi3 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough, I recently found that I enjoy playing healer in MMOs, just not in D&D...
@samflory3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's always a bad sign when you join a group and they are insistent you play a healer. My last group I took 3 levels of Cleric just for the armor and aid. Mainly so I could tell them "I didn't become a life cleric to heal you! I did it for the Armor." Or "I already healed you when I cast max level aid." Between spending my highest spell slot on aid and the Paladin's Inspiring Leader feat we had lots of HP.
@nacoran3 жыл бұрын
I made the most OP cleric of all time in 3.5. I could basically heal all day and because my pantheon was about healing I got extra XP for doing it. I was a pacifist so I wasn't allowed to attack and hurt anyone, basically just keep our party alive. Because of the XP bonus I slowly pulled away and I think I was like 11th level when the rest of the party was all around 7th. When they realized I was higher level than them they started complaining. I was like... I can't even attack anything. My only job it to keep you all alive and the more powerful I am the better I can do that.
@GlassTopRX73 жыл бұрын
@@DarkxAzi I suspect that's because healer are vital to a MMO because it requires real time execution, it both tactical and strategic in nature. In a table top rpg it is more like slave labor. A DM can address that by creating scenarios that better integrate the healing classes other abilities.
@SH-qs7ee3 жыл бұрын
"A severed arm is not a symptom of the Flu!" That's good, means I don't have the flu like I thought.
@polipemoplume92833 жыл бұрын
Dude youre losing arm!!? You okay??!
@Mr_Yod3 жыл бұрын
@@polipemoplume9283 Not if he knows exactly where it is.
@jocosesonata2 жыл бұрын
Tis but a scratch.
@kenroach54692 жыл бұрын
But is it a symptom of COVID?
@SH-qs7ee2 жыл бұрын
@@kenroach5469 Isn't everything a symptom of COVID?
@Otomatonom3 жыл бұрын
What I really wanted to happened at the end: DM: "...you are all bleeding out and unconscious." Cleric: "I cast Mass Inflict Wounds on the remaining pirates." *cue horrible screams of pain* DM: "aaaaand they are all dead good job" Everyone: *scared* no joke our cleric once killed a mini-boss solo by tanking three Ice Storms (the rest of us failed our saves) and using Inflict Wounds on him until he died
@ben50563 жыл бұрын
Clerics are one of the strongest classes in 5e
@Jeremycook_3 жыл бұрын
Inflict wounds(especially at higher levels) is a doozy
@ben50563 жыл бұрын
@@Jeremycook_ especially on a crit
@Rystefn3 жыл бұрын
And every other edition, too.
@vladimirserpov67733 жыл бұрын
Cleric in one party I DM consistently rolled nat 20 on that spell roll every time he got in melee against bossess :D
@Nero-ii2sb2 жыл бұрын
As soon as Nixie came running, I was already 100% sure she would call her wound a boo boo
@Didierpelupessy3 жыл бұрын
“We call it: lay on hands.” Proceeds to punch the shit out of people
@WardNightstone3 жыл бұрын
And that kids is the story of the first way of mercy Monk
@sheffdog93763 жыл бұрын
🤣💥🤣
@sadiemcc93633 жыл бұрын
They forget that Inflict Wounds is also a touch spell...
@LupineShadowOmega3 жыл бұрын
That's why I love a monk with a single level cleric dip. You can patch them up or punch them out. No questions asked.
@TheNeilBlack3 жыл бұрын
I knew someone who played a healer in a post-apoc setting once. She had an enchanted crowbar that cast a healing spell on hit. So she'd just run around beating the wounded with a crowbar.
@amendersc16502 жыл бұрын
i like how the cleric look like the most evil one but she actually the only one who is not chaotic evil+half this series and then get annoyed with the party and leaves+they forgot a bard can heal
@galacticdino3 жыл бұрын
The warlock and the cleric should create their anti-party
@SolaceHuntsman3 жыл бұрын
I smell a spinoff
@DoofyGilmore12993 жыл бұрын
They still need one more person
@matheusfili3 жыл бұрын
They could present the Druid, Artificer or Paladin as the third member.
@ДегдарТуменбаев3 жыл бұрын
@@DoofyGilmore1299 rouge maybe? Since like main party has 2 spellcasters and one fighter.
@muskatDR3 жыл бұрын
"Its you!" "Its you!" "Do you have a moment to talk about Xax'gadoth master of the cosmos!"
@picklejho693 жыл бұрын
"Yoohoo, Pirate Boy... *prepare to be seduced, **_again!"_* I love Bards.
@SusCalvin3 жыл бұрын
Everyone can seduce people. We've had druids, priests and magic-users seducing more people. There is no social skill roll, you just have to be charming and seductive. The big issue is that the moon-insectoid is a heathen, and the priest is a follower of Jesus Christ. Other than that you just serenade away.
@efaristi97372 жыл бұрын
@@SusCalvin yeah but Bards are renowned for being seducers, it became a meme. Isn't it because they have the highest natural charisma? Eitherway, stereotypes jokes tend to get really boring real quick.
@SusCalvin2 жыл бұрын
@@efaristi9737 OD&D doesn' have much of social mechanics. You might roll a reaction roll that helps the DM judge what the gut reaction of an encounter is to the sudden presence of a troop of paramilitary goons. It's always up to judgement. Something like a beholder's "neutral" reaction is unreasonable hatred for all other life, including other beholders. The worst reaction a shop owner in town will give is to shoo you out of the store, bar the door and threaten to call the constabulary. Early bards were some kind of fighter-wizard-thief combo blokes. AD&D 2e bards had half the rogue skills of a thief, could use most weapons not quite as good as a fighter and learn spells one level worse than a wizard. They could sway a crowd and gather rumours faster.
@DyscordianMalice3 жыл бұрын
"It's hard work being a cleric." Story of my life.
@kryptonianguest19033 жыл бұрын
Which Divine Domain are you?
@DyscordianMalice3 жыл бұрын
@@kryptonianguest1903 Existential Dread.
@daltonslayton67663 жыл бұрын
@@DyscordianMalice I like to pick death and when they ask for healing I just hurt them instead.
@DyscordianMalice3 жыл бұрын
@@daltonslayton6766 Brutal, but valid.
@calvinmcdaniel42993 жыл бұрын
I play a cleric and honestly it is so nervous rolling a medicine check, cross your fingers I dont make it worse 🤞
@lockretvids3 жыл бұрын
Whenever my group has a healer, the party forms a protective shield around them, treats them like a god, and anyone who even dares to llok at them funny meets the wrath of a 1000 murderhoboes. My group values their healer is what I'm saying...
@SusCalvin3 жыл бұрын
Proper murderhobos usually learn the value of formation combat. At some point you start rolling around with a platoon of dudes. Even before that, people start to think in terms of small-unit tactics. You start to understand what a point man is or the value of coordinated fire.
@jaredragland47073 жыл бұрын
@@SusCalvin ...balls
@SusCalvin3 жыл бұрын
@@jaredragland4707 Never underestimate what you can do with five PCs and four henchmen all walking down the corridor with guns ready. It's hard to dumb things down once you understand something.
@jaredragland47073 жыл бұрын
@@SusCalvin True, but that wasn't the point of my "fireball" joke.
@SusCalvin3 жыл бұрын
@@jaredragland4707 Fireball is a limited resource, at lower level it's not even guaranteed. You have one bloke who can Magic Missile a few fools and create Darkness to block their sight. At higher level you might have one or two fireballs per day. A line of mercs with guns is a less limited resource. They can carry powder and shot to hold the line for one skirmish after the other.
@Feralfen3 жыл бұрын
Last time I was so early Nixxie still had unused spellslots
@pokegard3 жыл бұрын
So essentially extremely early morning only?
@Feralfen3 жыл бұрын
@@pokegard Yeah, I managed to catch a glimpse of a tavern while it wasn't burning yet!
@isaacstutzman25913 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this so fast my youtube totally glitched out :)
@amangonemad51173 жыл бұрын
@@Feralfen wait those exist?
@SusCalvin3 жыл бұрын
I like the spell slots. A level 1 magic-user with a single spell slot still has the possibility of resolving an encounter.
@slayer02353 жыл бұрын
I just want to point how amazing Vlithryn's costume and makeup look. Outstanding!
@conduit643 жыл бұрын
Me as a Sorcerer: Takes 10 points of damage. "MEDIC!" Me as a Fighter: Only has 10 HP left. "I'm fine, no reason to waste time resting I haven't even used Action Surge yet."
@SH-qs7ee3 жыл бұрын
I found I do that as a barbarian "I'm fine, not even down to a quarter of my HP yet!"
@alexanderzhmurov96243 жыл бұрын
as Sorcerous Lizardfolk..: _~never a problem in sight I couldn't solve with my amazing gourmand skills!_
@SH-qs7ee3 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderzhmurov9624 I can see your character standing just out of melee with a knife in one hand and frypan in the other, watching with a hungry look on it's face,
@GM_Ryu3 жыл бұрын
@@SH-qs7ee I don't even start worrying until I have to use my first Relentless Rage.
@Kay_Sea2513 жыл бұрын
@@SH-qs7ee high level Zealot barbarian: 0 hp? It's ok, I'm still raging. Just... raise me when the fight is over. No diamond? No problem!
@lisagulick4144 Жыл бұрын
Since Vlithryn is a Triton, I bet her screams are even louder underwater!
@briansanders81223 жыл бұрын
Let's call this Evandra's 'Tis but a scratch' moment.
@AnoAssassin3 жыл бұрын
"It's not missing, I know where it is" is more than iconic enough
@briansanders81223 жыл бұрын
@@AnoAssassin I think we both know which line is *more* iconic.
@nigeldepledge37903 жыл бұрын
My first thought on reading this was "Evandra's what?!". But it made sense the second time I read it.
@enzocrespin58063 жыл бұрын
@Sad Life You mean she ain't ?
@Sirdeathvids3 жыл бұрын
"What are you going to do, bleed on me?"
@michaelroberts82253 жыл бұрын
As a Forever Cleric myself... This episode cut deep and requires healing.
@SusCalvin3 жыл бұрын
Play a game where healing is not bound to a single class. Bring a field chirurgeon henchman along.
@willemverheij34123 жыл бұрын
Good thing you can provide your own healing.
@F1zzle5893 жыл бұрын
Ngl thought the last episode was the last I'm so glad it wasn't
@deerstalkerpictures3 жыл бұрын
New season soon :)
@F1zzle5893 жыл бұрын
@@deerstalkerpictures really that great
@david75223 жыл бұрын
My immediate reaction to seeing this up in my feed was to let out a little child like "Yay!" People around me are looking at me and silently judging me now. Also I had to look up how to spell yay cause it just looks like nonsense written down.
@fatjellyfish94783 жыл бұрын
Cleric:*finally plays a healbot character* Party:*sees cleric gets into a 3v1 fight by herself* *Leaves her to die* *Gets tpked in next fight* "Wow that's unbalanced" Cleric:*burning rage*
@MrIcognegro3 жыл бұрын
I have seen this happen in Stroud....lol
@chrisfrg15543 жыл бұрын
but a cleric could easily win a 3v1
@Crim_Zen3 жыл бұрын
This, this is what causes the god complex for us healers.
@vynashe44423 жыл бұрын
I was playing a cleric. I missed a session but figured, its fine just use my character for heals. The Dm gave control to the wizard, who decided "Clerics can fight in close so i'm going to fey step into the middle of this room and fight." My character died. Everyone else ran. They were slowly picked off one by one by wounds I probably would have been able to heal. Moral of the story, don't abandon the healer, don't give control of the healer to an idiot.
@OmgFtWoW3 жыл бұрын
Being the cleric of the party myself, this struck deep into my soul! But hey, that's why i play death domain! Keeps them on their toes. After all, what is necromancy if not ill-timed healing?
@momobun.3 жыл бұрын
A fellow Death Domain cleric! 😀 If you can't afford to res them, there's always raise undead 😁.
@OmgFtWoW3 жыл бұрын
@@momobun. Of course, they'll stay with us...foreeeeeever. ;)
@Somber_Knight3 жыл бұрын
Me: I'm a necromancer too! Real necromancer: no your not Me: what? animate objects doesn't make you qualify as a necromancer? Not fair. so what if i took all the "wrong" spells I should still count... Real necromancer: no Me: but.. Real necromancer: no Me: Sad noises intensify
@pavellishin29723 жыл бұрын
It's not necromancy, it's posthumous healing!
@shawncaton87773 жыл бұрын
Lol
@onyren81943 жыл бұрын
Evandra: it's not missing, i know where it is Dark knight: finally someone who gets me
@neiabaraja80402 жыл бұрын
That King Arthur is a coward for running away.
@rhabeldibabeldi6812 Жыл бұрын
@@neiabaraja8040 He had no other choice, beeing presented with such a strong enemy. There was just no way he could have won that fight
@nathannash71363 жыл бұрын
As much as I love Nixie, watching the cleric have a nervous breakdown was so worth it! I hope you can talk her into coming back.
@PhilosophyOnTheNightbus2 ай бұрын
Yeah Nixie, what's even the point of rescuing that muzzled captive if you're gonna suffocate him with your... um... warm embrace in the outro 😅
@americaroleplayer3 жыл бұрын
"IT hurts when I pee-" I'm DYING
@jgt93383 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of Studio 54
@Joisey113 жыл бұрын
Guess he finally succeeded in seducing that pirate, eh?
@guyver4413 жыл бұрын
@@Joisey11 Nah, it's from that red Tiefling villain awhile back.
@infernalstryfe3 жыл бұрын
It's only a mild case of, super herpegonosyphillaids. You'll be fine. Take some antibiotics, get a firm, dressed down scolding from the Cleric of your party, & walk it off, you big baby!
@commandercaptain46643 жыл бұрын
Bard: It hurts when I pee! Ship: It burns when I sail!
@designator74023 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, another episode of "oh no, they're all hot"
@deerstalkerpictures3 жыл бұрын
That's our shtick.
@rylian213 жыл бұрын
@@deerstalkerpictures Especially when a certain someone miscasts her fireball.
@chrismanuel97683 жыл бұрын
I was straight. In the before times. But these people... these people... changed me.
@rylian213 жыл бұрын
@@chrismanuel9768 Look, we can all make a couple of exceptions without slapping a label on it. :D
@teamEP7893 жыл бұрын
@@chrismanuel9768 failed seduction save
@SpaceTrump3 жыл бұрын
As a Triton Alchemist who is the party healer this spoke to me on a personal level. My blue heart goes out to the cleric.
@GMChaos3 жыл бұрын
Hope we get to see her more. She's a rare talent in a dnd group. The one with solid foundation mentally.
@MedievalMary3 жыл бұрын
I liked the cleric, would totally love her to be a repeat character. Shout out to costume and make-up for doing an awesome job 😉👍
@deerstalkerpictures3 жыл бұрын
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@Predo_Brs3 жыл бұрын
I love your work
@jb67483 жыл бұрын
Great show as always. Not sure if you mentioned it in the video, but how do I find your stuff on 'Heroes & Villains' website directly?
@Kineth13 жыл бұрын
I can't find that lopsided codpiece that you're modeling underneath.
@richardw29773 жыл бұрын
Awesome sponsor. May have to get some of these :). Oh, and love the show, of course. I laugh out loud every time. Since my small party usually needed an NPC healer, I can certainly relate. LOL
@deerstalkerpictures3 жыл бұрын
@@jb6748 It's under FEATURED > D&D Loungesets (photo of Nixie)
@preacherjohn3 жыл бұрын
Grave Domain Cleric: "Eh, I'll heal you when you're dying, you"ll feel more benefit" Trickster Domain: *busy with shenanigans* *forgets to pack heal spells* Light Domain: "BURN IN THE CLEANSING FLAME!"
@gaelofariandel67472 жыл бұрын
Forge Cleric: doesn't mind healing others as he hasn't been hit in 4 consecutive fights with his 30AC.
@lunalee8174 Жыл бұрын
death cleric: *necromancy intensifies*
@faendralostrego5246 Жыл бұрын
Law domain: Sign this waiver
@philippegauvin-vallee9371 Жыл бұрын
I multiclassed my light cleric into evocation wizard. As a tier 4 character, he is a master of light and fire with the highest DC of all my characters and able to impose disadvantage on most of those saves (enemies only).
@unevennoble9363 Жыл бұрын
War cleric: *DRACONIC ROARING IMTENSIFIES*
@peterwhitcomb83153 жыл бұрын
The "A lost arm is not the flu" was an awesome contrast to the other two. Keep up the great work and... "I only need one arm" 😂
@jonathanblanton94463 жыл бұрын
"It's not lost. I know exactly where it is."
@Ziggy_Moonglow3 жыл бұрын
Something tells me that being the makeup artist for a production like this might be a bit like being a cleric for this party. Great job, Vlithryn! You rock both roles.
@susantuna34343 жыл бұрын
remember guys to apriciate your healer and say thanks cause its a hard work to be one
@chriwehl71733 жыл бұрын
And remember, pissing of your cleric may lead to you laying in the dirt, bleeding out, and them standing above you, laughing while slaughtering your foes. (Let me note this down for a fallen cleric NPC)
@danielharvison75103 жыл бұрын
This is very similar to sysadmin appreciation day in IT circles. Makes sense, they're both undervalued, and spend most of their time either fixing someone else's mistakes, or playing Quake.
@SusCalvin3 жыл бұрын
Get a field chirurgeon hench.
@jaztheinoliva3 жыл бұрын
Always remember: Respect your healers unless you want to die.
@clothar233 жыл бұрын
Totem of the Bear Barbarian " What's dying ? "
@jaztheinoliva3 жыл бұрын
@@clothar23 Nice. Someone gets the point, though.
@clothar233 жыл бұрын
@Sad Life What of it ? The answer is still Barbarian. Just Path of the Zealot this time. Good luck trying to reliably kill it without waiting out the exhaustion stacks.
@shallendor3 жыл бұрын
I love it when the Sponsor are more than just an ad read! That is why i love Deerstalker Pictures and Mann Shorts!
@kryptonianguest19033 жыл бұрын
Ryan George is good with that, too.
@GrievousFrom3 жыл бұрын
My cleric is a holy terror. She has 20+ armor class and loves to use Inflict Wounds when she gets close enough.
@michaellarose491311 ай бұрын
Reminds me of a war cleric that was in one of my campaigns. I think he had a 30 ac by the end of the campaign. He took every magic item that increased his ac, and feats that reduced the damage. At the end of the campaign we fought Tiamat, he blocked her breath attack with his shield, and deflected it. He was a beast.
@vladimirserpov67733 жыл бұрын
Vlithryn's makeup is so good! Brilliant work!
@brandongalvan66033 жыл бұрын
"Spell slots are for those who are unprepared for the hardships of being the healer." - a Thief Rogue with Expertise in Medicine and the Healer feat
@dawiddulian24032 жыл бұрын
Oh boy
@Minoze3 жыл бұрын
The best healing is making sure you kill the enemy before they hurt your team.
@belgarath63883 жыл бұрын
Indeed, if the fight lasts so long the party needs immidiate healing you're not doing it right.
@bobbymadjid57333 жыл бұрын
- Jester Lavorre, 2021 -
@eveescastle58663 жыл бұрын
My light cleric: I hate to do this but you are being a pain in the ass right now and hurt my Chil- I mean friends. *FIREBALL*
@scottl96603 жыл бұрын
DPS4life
@SusCalvin3 жыл бұрын
We got a priest of Jesus in power armour in the group. Everyone playtested strange specialist classes, so we ended up without an actual warrior.
@giancarloga8850 Жыл бұрын
what i love about the characters in this series, is that everyone is perfect in their role. Vlithryn, not only express perfectly her emotions, but is also able to scream with a very high tone, that quite remembers an aquatic creature
@TheRealMirCat3 жыл бұрын
Judging by the opening scene, Antrius and Nixie have different ways of flirting.
@SusCalvin3 жыл бұрын
We've serenaded people, had drunk brawls, used horse racing fame, taken frontier settlers for magic carpet rides, grilled awesome parrot-pigs. All of it more fun than this nonsense.
@LasagnaQueen3 жыл бұрын
Normies: Nerds are ugly 1 For All Crew: *Shines with sexiness'* Are you sure about that? Awesome video by the way. Man, being the healer does feel like that sometimes.
@SusCalvin3 жыл бұрын
I liked it when we didn't need to be photogenic influencers/voice actors.
@MaskedFox-ln4vc3 жыл бұрын
damn,I hope cleric is gonna have more episodes~~ she had such nice dynamic with main team ♥
@kryptonianguest19033 жыл бұрын
If she does, I hope she gets to do some of the more interesting cleric things. Maybe if she switched to a more interesting god? Like Lathander!
@RijackiTorment3 жыл бұрын
I hope to see more of her, too.
@aqueousconch11033 жыл бұрын
@@kryptonianguest1903 Time to switch to the Tempest Cleric Domain!
@dank_smirk2ndchannel2003 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind: when you’re a healer the lives of your party members are in your hands. Meaning you can decide to "accidentally" run out of spell slots before you get to certain party members.
@themurrrr3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t know it was possible to crush on an entire group of people at once.... 😍
Cleric to bard: "Sorry but i'm unable to heal such big amount of disease"
@Kineth13 жыл бұрын
Bard to everyone: You hear that!? Even the cleric says it's too much to handle!
@clothar233 жыл бұрын
@@Kineth1 There is so much wrong with that statement.
@SH-qs7ee3 жыл бұрын
Nice to see they touch on previous episodes, guessing he failed his check for diseases then...
@Kineth13 жыл бұрын
@@clothar23 You're saying it's even too much to be purged by a blade?
@Kineth13 жыл бұрын
@@SH-qs7ee I'm sure his check for diseases resulted in the d100 exploding because it couldn't be used as a counter any more. As for his resist disease check? The DM quit after trying to resolve the inter-disease competition to see which ones were dominant.
@ronaldtreitner14603 жыл бұрын
i won't mention just how good she looks in the t-shirt, nope not a word.
@randyranderson6903 жыл бұрын
THIS, THIS right here, is how cults to Dagon get started. Love it and I hope I see more of the Cleric in future episodes. (edit) Keep one eye on the background in this one lol.
@wofljaw3 жыл бұрын
This series is one of the best things the internet has to offer.
@aidanthornton1733 жыл бұрын
**Cleric crushing a skeletons head with a mace** *Party:* Cleric, stop wasting your actions on things other than healing and do your damn job! **Head crushing intensifies** *Cleric: I. Am not. A Godsdamn. Healbot!!!*
@Kineth13 жыл бұрын
Party: No, you are a godsblessed healbot. Now, Cure. Medium. Wounds!
@mardshima20703 жыл бұрын
@@Kineth1 Cleric: I'm not but this Cuoatl is! (Cast Conjure Celestial while has Spiritual Weapon, Guardian of Faith, and Bestow Curse lv5 all active)
@SH-qs7ee3 жыл бұрын
Why do I believe the Cleric is picturing the party while breaking heads like that.
@chrismanuel97683 жыл бұрын
Good thing about 5E. Every class has healing. Clerics are now just holy mages! And both clerics and wizards can tank. Barbarians can cast spells! I mean shit, thanks to 5E I'm a mid-range off tank DPS Warlock mixing melee and magic on the same action.
@Pancakeli3 жыл бұрын
"Those are brave words for somebody within inflict wounds distance."
@MrThewalkingdead3 жыл бұрын
Party: We finally have a healer! Bard: *Says nothing*
@gabribe233 жыл бұрын
It's nice to see how much progress you have made over time, how much this channel has improved! Keep it up and you will reach very high levels!
@blondknight993 жыл бұрын
Damn Eva!! Can we get more of Eva wearing the shirt?
@crazyjackal3 жыл бұрын
New fan. Came for Soylent Cosplay, stayed for 1 for All and binged the show. Can't wait for the new episodes.
@panicwithcompulsion2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the "stop running into melee range as a ranged" really hits different when you lose to the final boss because 4/5 of your party is ranged and only you are staying back.. :I *external scream*
@humansoul81733 жыл бұрын
The work of a healer is never done
@morrigankasa5709 ай бұрын
You gotta respect Evandra immensely in this video. She isn't problematic like Antrius & Nixie, she has genuine medical problems that require healing. YET, she doesn't demand it & appreciates it.
@aenorist24313 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many episodes until the ring on nyxies collar will fit her head ... it seems to be steadily expanding.
@worththeshiner45413 жыл бұрын
Party: Gets hit by a canon Also party: Can I get some healing? 🥺 👉👈
@clothar233 жыл бұрын
I am still not sure how a canon firing standard shot could wipe out an entire party. As they don't have much in the way of AOE damage . A canister of grapeshot would struggle unless said party is really bunched up and close to said canon.
@hectortankofdoom77463 жыл бұрын
My Dwarven life cleric: A hurt finger? Walk it off you wimp Broken Heart? It's not the only thing that's about to be broken. Dismembered arm? (Summons spirit guardians) Here allow me to help you reaquire it. Then i can reattach that for you.
@SusCalvin3 жыл бұрын
We just had dwarf surgery instead.
@marginis3 жыл бұрын
First year of our campaign, we never had a proper healer, so the bard would always joke about being the designated healer. Now we have like five paladins and a squad of clerics that rotate into the party every week. Fights are nearly impossible to make challenging unless the boss can one hit them.
@ChimeraA33 жыл бұрын
Okay wow, how awesome does this Troton look like?! The armor and her acting. Super cool new episode 🙏
@avakio193 жыл бұрын
Glamour Bards are the only true healbot in 5e. Temp HP spam that isn't a spell slot, and is a bonus action on top of that, is much more effective than casting healing midway through battle. That Life Domain dip with druid for goodberry is only monstrously effective if your DM doesn't give you short rests.
@jlord50783 жыл бұрын
I'm actually the healer in my party, but I'm a bard, sooooo...... Antrius needs to pull his weight! Give him Cure wounds!
@aias79813 жыл бұрын
Same. Healing Words is the only thing keeping my party from wiping
@patrickbuckley72593 жыл бұрын
Yeah, a Bard really should be filling in any gaps in the party makeup, or easing the burdan. He appears to jsut be trying to seduce and if not that, swashbuckling a bit. Bards of all types are good CC/Support Casters and solid healers. Seems he's just playing it for the stupid meme.
@azureascendant9943 жыл бұрын
This sea elf cleric is going to have a serious mental breakdown. Clerics are the backbone of every group. The class is my favorite.
@franknova9873 жыл бұрын
5:02 im so waiting for the blooper of this scene xD
@unknownvalor97553 жыл бұрын
The hardest part of playing a cleric? The standard issue bullseye shield that can never be unequipped.
@Jeremycook_3 жыл бұрын
Jester Lavore: If I kill the baddie I wont have to use stupid heal spells. I'm thinking spiritual guardian then inflict wounds, followed by a mammoth slam attack should do the job nicely. Alright Artie, lets get tricky! 🍭🐹💫💫💫
@eveescastle58663 жыл бұрын
I read this in her voice
@marcuswestphal49553 жыл бұрын
She is so going to inflict wounds, spiritual weapon, and guiding bolt her own party.
@jboj9993 жыл бұрын
This channel needs more exposure Cant wait till you guys get to 1 mil
@deerstalkerpictures3 жыл бұрын
Make it so!
@ConnorLonergan3 жыл бұрын
Not possible tey keep rolling nat 1s after all
@philippegauvin-vallee9371 Жыл бұрын
Vlithryn is secretly the most powerful character in the party. Don't mess with a healer who is more than a simple spell slinger.
@cronajj3 жыл бұрын
Yesss!!! A Triton!! I almost never see them in DnD 💖
@PackmasterJack3 жыл бұрын
As a long-time healer-player... I felt this one in my soul.
@0142Jason3 жыл бұрын
I like how the DM is nodding and looking at the new player the entire time as though saying. “Yes, I have to deal with this on a weekly basis.”
@LuriTV3 жыл бұрын
that's why I play a grave domain cleric: Let your party fall in battle and when they cannot complain anymore you heal them up so they don't have to use saving throws. Also "spare the dying" as PB-AoE-Spell is pretty useful.
@loulabell1173 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love Vlithryn she's adorable and I wish we saw her fight
@TheAziraphale3 жыл бұрын
I really hope the cleric will come for more episodes! Really liked her addition!
@melissawardjohns2203 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what being a cleric is like till you have the party trained on when to say ouch.
@vulture60682 жыл бұрын
5:48 Pat should of made everyone roll a CON save against a banshee scream. That would of likely led to another banshee scream as half of the party is stuck at 0 hp.
@d3rp-a-l0t773 жыл бұрын
"Let's not lose our heads" So the enemy one isn't counter, right?
@snakewich3 жыл бұрын
I am loving the design and careful details on the cleric's costume. Wonderfully done with showing how different the character and the player are from each other.
@RiobasTayem3 жыл бұрын
when the others were down I expected the Cleric to turn dps ;D
@aaronjjacques3 жыл бұрын
I was 1/2 expecting the dm to make the motorboat sound when she said "family-friendly"
@alexanderzhmurov96243 жыл бұрын
~Poor Vlithryn! ~...and that Timmy is how a villain for the second campaign is born!
@richiewitcher44563 жыл бұрын
The Paladin and the Cleric should team up. They seem to be on the same wavelength.
@May8Day3 жыл бұрын
Poor healer, that's a genuine drama
@katt.17873 жыл бұрын
That's what you get for seducing the marquis, Antrius.
@SusCalvin3 жыл бұрын
Everyone can seduce the marquis. There is no class requirement to it. You just need to be seductive.
@carloc352 Жыл бұрын
I love this cleric: So willing to do good and so frustrated 😂
@emanym3 жыл бұрын
“No means no.” Love it!
@Lance-Urbanian-MNB3 жыл бұрын
The new Cleric's make/ costume up is incredible. Amazing reel as always. Love this show. Keep it coming.
@DaladDeMenifer3 жыл бұрын
"No means NO!" "It hurts when I pee." Well, you know :)
@majormoron6053 жыл бұрын
Turning a cleric into a designated healbot... JoCat would like a word with you about how effective a cleric can be in battle
@danilooliveira65803 жыл бұрын
"oh are you the healer ?" "no... I'm a cleric"
@sinnohsinner04143 жыл бұрын
Damn, I thought it was gonna end with the Cleric casting a powerful spell and killing the enemies all in one blow. Because Clerics are very powerful.
@Joisey113 жыл бұрын
I really like the New Character. Hope she comes back for more episodes.
@cmdrgn3 жыл бұрын
I can relate as one who often gets stuck playing as a cleric (because no one else ever wants to, and I wonder why! lol) the pain and suffering of the things your party members decides to make.
@andreagrossi76563 жыл бұрын
In the outro, where Eva has the green glove, I genuinely thought they found some artifact to replace her missing arm. Then I realized it was just for the special effects.
@EvilSage423 жыл бұрын
Every line after "go get back in the fight" is just gold