Defeating Legate Lanius with 100 Speech

Sometimes you just have to tell Lanius to stop. I wish I was creative enough to come up with this video on my own. The idea came from SacredLiquid. So thanks buddy you were pretty much entirely responsible for this video. So if its bad I blame you lol.
#fallout #newvegas.
Greenscreen: • Filthy Frank "You real...
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[@SacredLiquid]

Finally. I've contributed *something* to society :')

[@Jmat-tc8zs]

You have done well

[@Cotton_Mouth]

I'm proud of you, son!

[@afrizaldaniswaraali8980]

Your voice has meaning in the world

[@eddykidplayzyt]

[Intelligence 10] *suggest this video idea*

[@zacharyrollick6169]

Now... *PAY TAXES.*

[@bigounce4293]

“I’m gonna call child protective services.” “That does not mean we’d not succeed...”

[@rag3ac334]

Abusive parenting 101

[@Satellaview1889]

I was surprised how well that worked

[@redbeard3946]

Best part, hands down (on my battered children)

[@Novacash0360]

Epstein moment

[@sergioplazat3995]

me: oh come on... 😜

[@robcollier1321]

An unstoppable force meets the immovable object.

[@amazingandy007yt3]

Then the 2nd battle of hoover dam happens

[@yusokrazee]

Filthy Frank is the hero we need.

[@1101Archimedes]

Sumthin's gotta give.

[@nawaf6993]

Something gotta give something gotta give

[@trinitrojack]

It's time to unstoppable!

[@The_Gallowglass]

Courier: The NCR is weak A F. Why would you want to fight weaklings? Lanius: Tru. I'll come back when the NCR aren't little bitches. It will be more fun that way. Thanks for the wisdom.

[@symon1033]

And then - he never returned.

[@nyxvalentine809]

@@symon1033 some say that one day when the ncr are not a bunch of little bitchs he will return

[@slitherthewizardofwither6959]

@@symon1033 lol true he would be waiting a long time

[@KnoxEmDown]

It'd make sense if the Legion hadn't lost the first battle for hoover dam lol. If the NCR was so weak, the Legion wouldn't've lost in the first place.

[@sethobannion3149]

If you wait until the NCR is stronger to defeat them, they'll have better loot and give more XP.

[@Hank..]

**sees pink guy** "You bear the insignia of the Bear" thats a pretty sick burn by the legate lol

[@FlymanMS]

Cesar, meeting the Courier: “So tell me, why I shouldn’t kill you?” Courier: “[CONFIRMED BACHELOR] I’M GAY”

[@MatheusRodrigues-gm5tf]

Kinda makes sense tho

[@Kizuha]

Cesar

[@jft2nd]

Caesar: "PRAETORIANS....Leave us. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

[@mrfriendlolo4971]

@@jft2nd OMG LMAO

[@mrfriendlolo4971]

I think Joshua Graham and Ceasar we’re definitely lovers and that’s why he was so punished so hard. He felt personally betrayed and had to make sure no one thought he might be gay

[@asbestosfish_]

Whatever joke I came prepared with was surgically obliterated when I saw Pink Guy. There’s no topping that.

[@BLALS32]

Old

[@AdanyKai]

He also gave us the middle finger.

[@Shadest]

New Vegas has gotta be one of the only games I've ever seen where you can tell the last boss to just go away and he actually does. Legendary.

[@motodog242]

Every Fallout game has a Speech ending, lol.

[@SC-ce3vp]

@@motodog242 except for 4 & 76

[@felipeaugusto6991]

@@SC-ce3vp we dont talk about those here.. someone bring the cross!

[@ReapersLove69]

@@felipeaugusto6991 hey 4 was pretty good....wait hold on....i have to go a settlement needs my help

[@maomaomi5434]

1, 2, and 3 had it too, only "go away" really means "self-destruct"

[@benzowatertrash5239]

I lovehow serious this is Then he just skittle diddle daddles right out of there, like his parents imposed a curfew.

[@max-rdj9741]

Well Papa Franku did call child protective services

[@fangorn23]

"ah shit the streetlights just came on! I GOTTA GO HOME!"

[@icelandiccubicle3418]

Just the image of this 7 ft, 300 lb monster clad in steel armour and a sword the size of a tree just running away like Sonic the Hedgehog is so ridiculous and funny that it whiplashes the mood instantly.

[@michaelmoone3676]

I imagine in this version that lanius is saying all this stuff about strength and power to cover up the fact that he's so disturbed and terrified by this lunatic pulling a giant clock out of nowhere and openly sobbing in his face. Like imagine you're Lanius, veteran of a hundred battles, the mere mention of your name makes most men's blood run cold, and in the middle of the greatest battle of your military career this pale grumpy meme man runs up to you without a trace of fear, heeds none of your words and just screams incoherently about child protective services. You'd have to run away for fear you were in some twisted nightmare

[@icelandiccubicle3418]

@@michaelmoone3676 fr lol.

[@agent2608]

Legate Lanius: “We will take Hoover Dam and kill every NCR we see, there’s nothing you could do about it.” Courier: “no pls :(“ Legate Lanius: “Ok”

[@mexitacomc5173]

Courier: Weesst siiiiiide

[@legoyoda9026]

Courier: no pls Legate Lanius: understandable have a nice day

[@ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502]

Legate: ah fuck, he said please.... ah, you know what, you seem like a nice guy, I'll do it just this once

[@-Raylight]

Papa Franku has such way with his words, not even Lanius can stop him. Understandable xD

[@bigshrimp6458]

God I miss him

[@odysseus181]

"-Im gonna call child protective services. -That does not mean we would not succeed." This part was the best part.

[@Hey_Loser]

The courier: you're not that guy pal trust me, your not that guy

[@lewisevans7770]

Lanius: Are you? Courier: Absolutely

[@tychoazrephet3794]

FF: “Where are your parents?!” Lanius: “So...I may have wiped out my own tribe, just a little bit.”

[@NoName-sh5xe]

This was my first ending. I had a disease that decreased my speech by a few points. I was upsetti spaghetti.

[@x2barreledPbJar]

For me, the Meeting People magazine wore off.

[@doinyamom5810]

''IM GONNA CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES!'' ''that does not mean we would not succed..'' Im fucking dieing lmao

[@DougJK]

0:01 Pink Guy with the most accurate description of how it feels walking up there, knowing you’ll defeat him with speech.

[@liamlujero9416]

Who would win A legate who is stronger than anyone in the mojave and also is fast asf Or Some wasteland fuck courier who has 100 speech in his/her skill.

[@natalie_v0.0.1]

He talk real good!

[@bloodangel19]

Stronger than anyone in the Mojave? Royez and the legendary bloatfly gotta have a word with you

[@lauradeichen7684]

@@bloodangel19 That legendary bloatfly still gives me nightmares once fought it on my second playthrough with a level 10 character build only to die 25 times only to win and realize it had nothing of value

[@bloodangel19]

@@lauradeichen7684 that whole creature is a cruel joke from obsidian let's be honest

[@liamlujero9416]

Well I specifically said the mojave not big mt

[@wingsting9792]

The little pink guys section at the start made the whole video 👌💯

[@mcchicken1849]

Even after all these years, Filthy Frank and New Vegas still bring smiles to peoples faces. Great job!

[@FlymanMS]

Ah yes, the secret quest item, STOP CLOCK.

[@HandyFox333]

Courier with high speech: [Speech 100]... Lanius: You must have me confused with the Chef. But alright then.

[@bottomgear4028]

This is exactly what I subbed for- I just didn't expect it so soon.

[@Adam-kx2tp]

"Until our feet crushes the setting sun" The writing in this is impeccable

[@TheDarkever]

God, Lanius is amazing. This dialogue a signpost of why Fallout: New Vegas is such a great game.

[@motodog242]

Yes, but Lanius is suppose to be a mindless beast, not someone you can sit and have coffee with discussing how bad war is.

[@Alex_K221]

@@motodog242 Exactly. It feels like a cop out to me.

[@hllyenaylleth9576]

@@motodog242 learned from Ceaser.

[@joshuagrahamtheburnedman1814]

@@motodog242 That's supposed to be his legend, but of course his person can be totally different.

[@taxult]

@@motodog242 That's the point, the myth builds him up as this mindless savage but he's eloquently spoken when you actually meet him, and can hold his ground in debates.

[@dazzaMusic]

This should’ve been an option for 1 intelligence

[@thatsMRGODtoyou]

"Just stop. Just stop it." YOU SPEAK IN CIRCLES

[@joshuasquashua1999]

Legate: Tell me why I shouldn't take the west? NCR man: because patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter. Legate: Aight bet.

[@hatchmaster_5745]

So, someone help me out, is there a way you could move thousands of soldiers into NCR territory without either going through the long 15, the big MT, or the Sierra Madre? Did lanius actually think far enough ahead to realize that no matter which way he goes he'll run into another choke point further up the road, and this time have to face the entire NCR, on top of whatever powers ((like perhaps the Texan Brotherhood)) decide to attack his legion while it's weakened? The Legion really does seem to have painted itself into a corner here with no real great options besides not sending thousands to die to take the dam. Basically, what I'm saying is, it's time to stop.

[@gelusvenn5063]

Yeah they're pretty much fucked and have overextended themselves, even if they took the dam they'd just get picked apart from all sides. Pretty much the same as real rome, try to do too much and end up doing nothing.

[@hatchmaster_5745]

@@gelusvenn5063 kinda poetic, that just like millions in the prewar world, Vegas taught Lanius the painful lesson that sometimes the only way to win the game is just not to play it.

[@billyhorchel5429]

@@hatchmaster_5745 truth is, the game was rigged from the start

[@thebighurt2495]

I think one of the things you can point out toanius is that the Legion is only held together by Caesar. He doesn't have a successor and none of his commanders like each other. He second he kicks it, the Legion will shatter. I believe it's one of the things Lanius will totally agree with you on.

[@---TylerDurden---]

1:26 This! This is why you overburden your character by carrying seemingly useless crap during your playthrough.

[@Eskinor]

And then brave Sir Lanius ran away and was promptly castrated by Caesar upon his return.

[@thebighurt2495]

I think Caeser was already dead by this point

[@Killers52]

Honestly, lanius is probably one of my favorite characters.

[@rootin222]

I love how the ending theme is already playing it’s like the game knows your either gonna one shot Lanius or convince him to flee

[@Xiodeminsa]

"After that Fr.. I mean.. The courier disappeared in the Mojave desert for years to come."

[@gabiigneo]

I love how he totally ignores Filthy Frank's words and keeps throwing god-like lines

[@JacquesMesrine94]

This is actually a great work, and hilarious, specially when you watch it with "Captain Sky's Super Sporm" in the background music.

[@kazmark_gl8652]

look I'm sorry but Lanius's opening line is just do much worse when you are with NCR then it is when you are with House or Yesman the Virgin "you bear the mark of the bear, yet you do not wear it as a solider of the west wears it" vs. the Chad "An envoy of Vegas, yet you carry yourself for battle, if so you cannot truly be of that City of Cowards."

[@gamemaster1608]

Courier Frank: It's time to stop! It's time to stop! It's time to stop! Legate Lanius: You speak in circles!

[@cheddarbob7546]

listen man... i really hope you read this: on days when i had a long day at work and I come home all by myself and there's nothing really to look forward to, i look forward to the video i usually see at lunch time that i clicked "Watch later" to, and it totally turns things around for me, don't ever stop, man lol you make perfect content off of the perfect game, i appreciate everything you do 100%

[@johnathancano4841]

Just realized this came out on my birthday on Monday, what a great present! Made me laugh for at least 10 minutes lol

[@solaire_of_the_east]

"What of the east, I am the east and I will prove it this day " Always sends chills down my spine.

[@eatatable2301]

“My coming would have saved you” Legate Lanius

[@ScoundrelSFB]

Seeing Pink Guy run in the Mojave is the perfect combination ten years too late, but wholly appreciated.

[@SCARFACEKILLER9]

I love these

[@disc0carp3t]

filthy frank references mixed with new vegas are the fucking best

[@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts]

Agreed

[@disc0carp3t]

@@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts a man of culture i see

[@toxicninja3247]

Best general of the legion: I will not be like my predecessor; set on fire and thrown in the grand canyon for my failures, I will never give up, never surrender! Best general of the legion: Ya ok I give up.

[@novadrone627]

This series is the single greatest New Vegas content ever created

[@RubenGuzman69]

I’m surprised Frank was able to find a giant clock just so he can presented it to Lanius to show how all of this nonsense needed to be stop.

[@Gocrybozo]

The ending music is heart wrenching to me. Honestly 😔

[@jarskil8862]

Any idea whats it called?

[@kesbreth]

L A N I U S

[@user-sm5sj6mg2t]

[Speech 100] Lanius.

[@raw1465]

"im going to burn the west to ashes and build roads from the bodies of your fallen." "Bro just stop" "understandable. have a good day."

[@GhilledApallo]

Courier: you stinky butt stop it Legate: understandable bye

[@lonecolamarine]

This is almost a worse ending because now the legion, rather than backing off sense their best guy was just axed, will be training the fork out of themselves back east until they can fight the NCR even harder.

[@dylanmckenna4240]

True, if not for two things: 1) it avoids further bloodshed at the damn. With Lanius ending the battle early, the Legion retreats rather than dying on the field of battle and having his legion fight on in his memory (we don’t see that but it’s more my head canon). 2. With Caesar dead (if assassinated or from the tumor) the Legion will collapse on its own before ever being able to mount another assault (and that part is in the text of the game itself).

[@talonus202]

@@dylanmckenna4240 Yea, the game pretty much spells out the Lanius is an attack dog and Caesar was his handler. Lanius doesn't have the leadership skill to keep something as big as the legion together forever.

[@ghostleemann955]

Legate Lanius is the coolest dude in new vegas, like, he's a warrior, he fights for the fuck of it.

[@fullcontactdownhillgymnast2572]

The running up on him really got me

[@amergingiles]

It just kept getting better and better holy shit...

[@mayathemayar4469]

Dude got a compliment from Lanius, HIMSELF. That's not something given lightly

[@legoame104]

This conversation is well thought.... BUT I CRAVE BLOOD

[@meepmeepers]

I just die inside when you skip him with speech and then he goes east like if he left the fire pit for heretics turned on.

[@tommychong4436]

Why are all these long Bethesda memes so good.

[@SirDankleberry]

Lanius: We will take Hoover Dam. Courier: It's kinda gay. Lanius: It's not gay. Courier: It's kinda gay. Lanius: It's not fucking gay. Courier: I don't dunno man, seems kinda gay to me. Lanius: *Jumps of cliff*

[@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts]

This is gold lol

[@JamesT094]

Covered in pitch & lit on fire as well

[@lordtachanka5512]

Amazing

[@brainalien67]

lol i can imagine Lanius's actor saying that

[@jameshubert6103]

Lanius: I’m gay

[@tatertotters5999]

that comment asked for it and the noobnut hath given~

[@legatelanius1465]

I shall return with greater strength than you could possibly imagine, the bear will be ground beneath the bull and i will have all of you in chains or crosses.

[@codyl1880]

It hurt to watch but it hurt more to look away

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Pinkguy and anything Bethesda's name is on just oddly mix PERFECT ! Thanks Noobnut125 and SacredLiquid

[@HandmadeGoose97]

This just proves that Filthy Frank is sitting at 200 charisma

[@ryanbatch8205]

New Vegas is so good, that dialogue “It’s time to stop” perfect

[@sski]

When is this Pink Guy/Papa Franku Courier Mod available? I must play it.

[@kurtgeraldtomada4451]

Its actually available right now Theirs a mechanic were Enemies tremble in fear when they see you coming in that suit

[@Green18765]

In my playthrough i didn't get to talk to him, he just attacked.

[@kahlildozier1397]

finally, the perfect video

[@twistedjester9881]

This right here was downright amazing! Good work!

[@JohnCastleSmokeless]

Lanius: _"What..._ the... _fuck_ is this happy horse shit. Nah. I'm not even gonna deal with this."

[@ItsSkeletor]

I didn’t have full maxed speech the first time I beat New Vegas so I wore the Naughty Nightwear and made him stand down wearing fucking pajamas

[@SomeD00D01]

I love these edits

[@manga4life403]

The fallout 3 ending theme plays in background

[@McDangerVideos90]

HAHAHA always love NV videos

[@miketacos9034]

Clock [CND 0]

[@yazidefirenze]

"[Confirmed Bachelor] you gay, me gay, let's get a tent."

[@nickrhepro88hdgaming55]

Best start of a KZbin video ever 😂😂 kills me every time

[@MrROTD]

I knew Franku would save the day.

[@DefinitelyNotATrolldier]

Can we talk about how fucking fast Lanius' running animation is though?

[@Vrangsynn]

I destroyed this dude before he engaged in conversation, together with Boone, ED-E and the Enclave grampa with gatlings. Never heard a word from him.

[@gorchillatheman-gorilla438]

Lanius: Vegas will fall. Courier: [Speech 101] NUH-UH!! Lanius: ...What the fuck do you mean, "nuh-uh"? Screw this. I'm almost late for my 2:13 PM ball flattening.

[@SomebodyThatWeUsedToKnow]

ITS TIME TO STOP LEGATE LANIUS

[@Persephone01]

I love how he runs away 😂

[@DoctorWhomstdve]

It’s nice to see Bethesda added Filthy Frank as an Easter egg into the greatest Fallout game, Fallout New Vegas. Respect.

[@solenegro]

Can we talk about how good the music in nv was

[@caseynubnub6815]

"Oh sweet courier, come come. Look upon the terms of surrender. And capture the hoover damn. We have need of it"

[@BaronVonMott]

My favorite part about talking down Lanius is convincing him that his plan to use the intake pipes for a flank assault is playing straight into an NCR trap, just like Boulder City. He pauses and considers that surely no-one would be dumb enough to completely ignore that possibility. When we, the player, know full well that the NCR actually *was* dumb enough to overlook the danger! 😂

[@matt-e8016]

Wow impressive how’s you get filthy frank to record the dialogue of this endgame sequence impressive.

[@FingerinUrDaughter]

yeah, i like to run around new vegas in a flourescent plastic body suit as well. but mine talks to me cause.

[@juliuszsowacki4822]

It should be like this: *Legate Lanius:* I see You fight with words, like all beneath the flag of the bear. Let us hope your skill with weapons proves greater. *Me:* [Speech 100] Take Your army and leave Mojave. *Legate Lanius:* [SUCCEEDED] Maybe I should consider those wise words. *GAME ENDS*

[@motodog242]

Yep, an unsatisfactory ending to a great game, that’s how it should be like. Smh

[@ShadowsandCityLights]

His voice makes me melt.

[@ColonelSanders17]

Runs off like he has to poop.

[@erricro3198]

always tear up when i hear that theme... And yes you can't miss with frankeroo

[@cephalonplant4087]

Did not expected to get so invested in this hoping to see more Franku

[@adamcisneros9702]

It’s a shame I don’t have any friends to send this to

[@masterzombie161]

(Kills everyone in the Legion) “Don’t get me wrong, I don’t give a shit about the legion. I just give a shit about people, who think they give a shit about the legion.” D E S T R O Y E D

[@Brrainrottt]

Pink guy is the most unstoppable force

[@Jtoob-z5n]

Worst part is, you had to play through the ncr questline to make this video