I would like to state that Kiwiland and Emutopia are entirely fictional nations and any resemblance to any real world nations - current or historical - is entirely coincidental Thanks to Patrons who voted for this topic. For those looking for my recent interview with "The Red Line" alongside Neil Melvin of RUSI, Alex Clarkson (Kings College), and James Black (RAND) please see either: www.theredlinepodcast.com/listen/episode/3fbb957d/89-european-rearmament-are-we-preparing-for-the-wrong-war (podcast) or kzbin.info/www/bejne/a5jRlIRprZ6SotE (KZbin)
@Syndr1 Жыл бұрын
Hi Perun, does the interview link count as homework?
@dice3809 Жыл бұрын
Pin it.
@IsaakSpy Жыл бұрын
The humour is on point as always, can't wait to get my teath into this while stacking wood 😊
@Rob_F8F Жыл бұрын
Please pin this comment
@PerunAU Жыл бұрын
@@Rob_F8F pinned
@tomclayton8421 Жыл бұрын
As a citizen of Kiwiland I feel obliged to remind Perun of our actual defense strategy. We pour our entire defense budget into convincing the worlds cartographers not to include us on their maps. Can't invade what you cant find
@irishwoman3975 Жыл бұрын
Aah, too many of us have had happy holidays there. We know where to find you.
@playnochat Жыл бұрын
That was the actual defence strategy of Pitcairn island.
@jedimasterdraco6950 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that effort is already a lost cause given a rather famous epic trilogy that was filmed there.
@victoriablack5552 Жыл бұрын
Looks like Tasmania is trying that trick too judging by the map he's using 🤔 😉
@johnathanhughes9881 Жыл бұрын
I thought Kiwiland's main strategy was to outsource defence to Emutopia! :D
@rcbailey Жыл бұрын
Oh thank god. I currently run a small nation and have been putting off creation of a defense strategy for too long. This is very helpful.
@Dewkeeper Жыл бұрын
You joke but I could easily imagine a leader of a small nation saying those exact words, judging by the track record of such places.
@skepticalbadger Жыл бұрын
Rishi? Is that you?
@wodthehunter8145 Жыл бұрын
Tropico is doing just fine without your assistance thank you very much.
@odifyltsaeb8846 Жыл бұрын
@@Dewkeeper Hopefully Perun does not make another video "how to best attack a small nation using the defense strategy referenced in video...". That would be a bummer.
@venpirethevampire Жыл бұрын
As the president of squirrelland i can confirm
@juhokuusisto9339 Жыл бұрын
19:50 Here In Finland we've had the same joke. Paasikivi was negotiating in Moscow before the winter war. Paasikivi accidentally slipped out during the negotiations, that the Finland had 500k men in arms all along the border. Molotov was quick to answer: "Hah, we have a 1 million men in arms at the border!". Paasikivi looked at Molotov and said, "Well, I guess we have to hand out a secont cartridge to the troops.".
@edvoon Жыл бұрын
Or hand them over instead to a hunter called Simo...
@misterserious3522 Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately much of the Soviet army that attacked Finland were conscripts from Ukraine who had somehow survived the Stalinist terrors and exterminations in Ukraine in the 30s.
@pierresaelen3097 Жыл бұрын
@@misterserious3522 So true.
@juhokuusisto9339 Жыл бұрын
@@misterserious3522 There were like one or two rifle divisions, that were from Soviet Ukraine.
@misterserious3522 Жыл бұрын
@@juhokuusisto9339 Regardless how many you choose to count, none of them wanted to be there or had any argument with Finland or its people. The only reliable products of Marxism is death and destruction.
@OmegaLittleBob Жыл бұрын
I’d like to thank my parents and friends, I never would’ve become the Defense Minister of Kiwi Land without their love and support. Thank you! Thank you all!
@berulan8463 Жыл бұрын
... music volume slowly increasing.
@matthewrikihana6818 Жыл бұрын
Ko wai koe pokokohua?
@jtgd Жыл бұрын
“Yeah yeah we know you were gonna get the job”
@jtgd Жыл бұрын
@@berulan8463 brass blares
@iivin4233 Жыл бұрын
Go home Kiwi! Free Elbonia! *throws molotov made of unbreakable plastic*
@allamasadi7970 Жыл бұрын
Private Conscriptovic, General Oligarkov, Captain Bullshitski, Col Kelptovic and Major Corruptovic attempts to invade Kiwiland should be made into a comic series
@LD-Orbs Жыл бұрын
Perun could make *good* money with that series!
@allamasadi7970 Жыл бұрын
@@LD-Orbs Perun should start selling merchandise, this is one of the reasons why I would NOT invest in Nike stock as I think people would rather buy merchandise from their favourite creators than a shirt with a tick on it, only serious athletes would be buying established sports branded clothing
@ianmason96 Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget Lt. Bicepski, he’s easily the best member of the cast
@allamasadi7970 Жыл бұрын
@@ianmason96 Bicepski will be the character who speaks the most sense but no one listens to him
@matthewslentz5481 Жыл бұрын
I would play the starring role of course
@Zeroground300 Жыл бұрын
Emutopia: *Has a clause in it's constitution open to allowing Kiwiland to join its federation as another territory.* Kiwiland: Is this a threat?
@Sasinc-pw8ni Жыл бұрын
Interestingly, this is not a joke
@wkcia Жыл бұрын
I thought as a state?
@ernestcline2868 Жыл бұрын
Sort of like how Article 12 of the Articles of Confederation included a provision allowing Canada to join the United States whenever it wished.
@GentlemanNosh Жыл бұрын
Just like to throw my hat in the ring and say that Emutopia should have the opportunity to become the Kiwiland third island.
@vttsu Жыл бұрын
@@GentlemanNosh The West Island
@christopherdesbaux5950 Жыл бұрын
Despite our differences, Kiwiland and Emutopia are far more concerned about The People's Republic of Pandas.
@guydreamr Жыл бұрын
I'm using that whenever speaking of the 800 lb panda in the room from now on.
@adhaniswara Жыл бұрын
That and both being scared that the Republic of Komodo Dragon will: Collapse on its own, Invade Emuland for some reason and collapse against a Panda attack.
@Farq1653 Жыл бұрын
Then a bombastic voice came across the room, twas Boris Johnson asking: "Have you ever been to Peppa pig land?"
@sirdickkickerthefirst9611 Жыл бұрын
Don’t worry boys, we here at the Socialist Republic of Treetopia will be the first hit, and we’ve been itching for more since 1979.
@flowerpower8722 Жыл бұрын
@@Farq1653 Too many spiders.
@bandit6272 Жыл бұрын
"Nerd weapons" As a veteran, I'm glad someone is finally using the correct terminology.
@DaweSMF Жыл бұрын
As a nerd, iam also glad someone is finally using the correct terminology.
@Akumasama Жыл бұрын
As a weapon, I read books on Hegel and can discuss the pros and cons of various types of rocket engines.
@Tmb1112 Жыл бұрын
As a terminology, I’m glad both nerds and veterans know the proper terms.
@arthurturner7222 Жыл бұрын
Lol that was my only takeaway too
@LukeBunyip Жыл бұрын
As someone, I'm glad that we're all finally on the same page.
@Archtop125 Жыл бұрын
Wait, is Kiwiland's habit of teleporting all over the globe the real reason mapmakers just give up and leave it off their maps??
@darklordbaal666-zb6dj Жыл бұрын
Yep! No one knows where we’ll appear next so by the time they print maps they’re obsolete….😂
@neolexiousneolexian6079 Жыл бұрын
@@darklordbaal666-zb6dj That should be the perfect reason to *include* it on the map, though! Guaranteed future employment because everybody has to keep buying new maps!
@Andre-by4su Жыл бұрын
@@darklordbaal666-zb6dj come hang out in the Mediterranean at least for the summer, would be a blast
@adamh1228 Жыл бұрын
As a US citizen, I feel obligated to ask "can this teleportation be weaponized?"
@stuffffuts3480 Жыл бұрын
@@adamh1228 Kiwilands new defence strategy: Whenever attacked by another country, teleports itself above the aggressing nations capital and crushes it under its soil, thereby 1. Defeating the enemy 2. Obtaining new land
@elektronischemusik1903 Жыл бұрын
"The state does not exist solely for the purpuse of feeding more money into the military budget" Prussia : *surprised Pikachu face"
@JasperKlijndijk Жыл бұрын
Prussia is the worst thing that ever happened to Europe.
@goldman6506 Жыл бұрын
Prussia was an army with a state
@dimitryofthedonmongolslayer Жыл бұрын
Prussia was pretty good at what they did though. The Franco-Prussian war traumatized the Frenchies even to this day.
@junahn1907 Жыл бұрын
North Korea would like a word.
@laststand6420 Жыл бұрын
If you don't have the biggest gun, it's too small. -A Texan
@pougetguillaume4632 Жыл бұрын
"this is one of the few animals in australia that will not try to kill you" is exactly what one of the many animals in australia that will try to kill you would say
@oldmanramblingatclouds Жыл бұрын
So you're saying that part was Perun's face reveal?
@andersjjensen Жыл бұрын
He got that part totally wrong. The Quokkas still WANT to kill you. They just don't know how to go about it. So far they've gotten the part about making you trust them right. It's that part about luring you into a secluded area and ripping your head clean off that's still causing them significant problems. Being the size of a small teddy bear with the mighty strength of an earth worm truly is a challenge when you want to use the skull of your enemy to drink their blood.
@marcogenovesi8570 Жыл бұрын
DO NOT trust any talking animal, especially australian ones.
@Orodum Жыл бұрын
Don't get me wrong, it wants to, it just can't
@satorudo Жыл бұрын
Those damn cute “drop bears” have everyone fooled
@jasonwishart6800 Жыл бұрын
We need a sequel where Emutopia and kiwiland team up to defend against pandaland, potentially without freedomland playing alongside.
@thomasbaker6563 Жыл бұрын
They should get tea land to loan them some ssbns, or sell on there current ones for that as tea lands already looking at buying new ones
@stevenkraft8070 Жыл бұрын
Pandaland is running out of pandas, but they do have a weakness for cute animals, so you might be able to deter them by offering them a consistent supply of qokkas. However, Pandaland may come to like qokkas so much that they decide on invasion and seizure of the qokka-producing portions of Emutopia, especially if those portions also produce iron ore or coal.
@sarasamaletdin4574 Жыл бұрын
*eagle land
@kingsarues1586 Жыл бұрын
I mean Emutopia has been involved in more successful invasions of Pandaland then Pandaland has attempted invasions of Emutopia
@GeorgHaeder Жыл бұрын
Freedomland, speaking in historical terms, might join the playground late again, but they'll join.
@deepinthewoods8078 Жыл бұрын
Well, my little country uses a very smart tactic to defend itself. First we convince the EU and NATO to have their headquarters on our soil. The rest is easy ... 🇧🇪
@Finnbearl61r Жыл бұрын
Good for Defense but not so good for helping your neighbors or other European countries or Ukraine in case of a war. Someone else has to take the responsibility I’m not to fond of that approach, sorry for saying so. In my world European countries should bear the responsibility together, isn’t that what EU is for, one for all and all for one!? Greetings from 🇫🇮
@freekvd6472 Жыл бұрын
@@Finnbearl61r its ok, Belgium will get wiped when we tank the main nuclear attack whilst your sauna cottage will still be standing
@Goulmy86 Жыл бұрын
@@Finnbearl61relgium does try to pull it's own weight. But there's a few internal issues, to put it mildly. I do agree with you on the statement in general
@wyskass861 Жыл бұрын
@@Finnbearl61r That's a different goal. Defense and shaping the world around you are not the same thing. NATO's purpose isn't to help neighbors, and neither is the EU. Ukraine is not part of either, so they don't have a responsibility to help Ukraine. That being said, they should and it's important to do so for many reasons and it is in European interests to do so, but it's an important distinction.
@potator9327 Жыл бұрын
It's not so viral now, but there was a time when Nato headquarters were ptential nuclear targets. So maybe it's not so smart to have them around.
@hungrymusicwolf Жыл бұрын
9:16 "Kiwilands most interesting national trait is that it tends to teleport around the world at random intervals and find itself in strange strategic situations" I never thought I'd see International-Isekai-War-Simulator The Slideshow, but here we are in the most interesting of times. Call me McDonalds because I'm loving this.
@kazekamiha Жыл бұрын
Bah-dah-dah-dah-dah!
@erika002 Жыл бұрын
I've never even thought of even seeing the word "isekai" here....but well, I suppose you may know about Japan Summons because it is exactly what it is...or....idk, GATE?
@hungrymusicwolf Жыл бұрын
@@erika002 Yes, and yes, I know both. But both of them are fantasy / medieval worlds so it isn't exactly a war simulator.
@erika002 Жыл бұрын
@@hungrymusicwolf Yeah, thought so...like there's not much to go on other than... Japan Summons really, though in that world they DO have SOME technologically advanced civilizations with one having a potential of creating nuclear weapons [Gra Valkas Empire], and one possibly being more advanced than Earth's peak of science ( whether if you include magic or not or simply weigh-in equivalents to science-based weapons) they're considered very advanced than Japan nor Earth's tech combined [Ancient Sorcerous Empire]. Kind...of a spoiler but eh, this gives some perspective. In any case...yeah, medieval societies compared to a modern 1st world country, even if they're not at the top 15, is literally like if the USA discovers 15th century Europe (a reverse of Columbus discovering America, if you catch my drift), so yeah, there isn't really a comparison there, like in GATE.
@hungrymusicwolf Жыл бұрын
@@erika002 Though neither of them is a powerpoint with a knowledgeable and interesting presenter so the argument is pointless anyways 😁
@AlexandruVoda Жыл бұрын
When discussing soft power, I wish you would have mentioned chip production in Taiwan. Dominating a certain industry that everyone depends on and holding it for ransom is a different kind of soft power to the kinds you mentioned.
@s0ulshot Жыл бұрын
Yeah, we can calculate gamers globally as man at arms force to defend Taiwan.
@AlexandruVoda Жыл бұрын
@@s0ulshot That's a very dismissive take but I find it to be very shallow thinking. Computer chips are if not at the core then close to the core of modern economy. Today everything that uses electricity has chips inside (that includes military equipment). And almost everything else depends on something that uses electricity. And TSMC is the leader in chip manufacturing. We have seen in the Ukranian war, Russia using central Asian nations as a proxy to evade sanctions and import household electronics in order to strip them of chips and use the chips in weapons. Taiwan (thanks to TSMC) being the current titan of chip production allows them to leverage this as soft power. China needs chips. The US needs chips. The EU needs chips. Japan needs chips. Russia needs chips. Everyone needs chips. And Samsung, Intel and SMIC can not make anywhere near enough to compensate for disrupting TSMC production. If all major chip production was located elsewhere in the west, the US would not be quite so eager to defend Taiwan. Taiwan would still be important as part of a barrier of countries surrounding China, but not overwhelmingly important on its own. Taiwan's and TSMC's cooperation has been instrumental for the US to be able to leverage sanctions against Chinese companies like Huawei. And if chip production was located elsewhere, China would have less reservations about invading Taiwan. Because China needs those chips too even is they have SMIC and disrupting production hurts China too. Both the US and China are dependent on the flow of Taiwanese chips and both want Taiwan as a partner (because of influence) or a subjugated territory (because One China) respectively. So a very careful balance is currently at play between the US, Taiwan and China. That does not mean Taiwan does not have kinetic force. But just like Ukraine without western support is outmatched by Russia, so is Taiwan without US support outmatched by China. The cultural, geopolitical and economical situation of Taiwan makes a pure "Total Defense" approach unfeasible. Taiwan has a lot of ties with China. So they have opted for for a hybrid with leveraged soft power.
@s0ulshot Жыл бұрын
@@AlexandruVoda Eh? I am sorry to inform you that my comment was a light hearted joke, and I'm not claiming it to be a great joke, but a joke nonetheless.
@AlexandruVoda Жыл бұрын
@@s0ulshot I see. Well, while I could have appreciated a "/s" tag, I do hear that e-sports are really big in Asia and that China is cracking down on e-sports so Taiwan might have a real advantage there. :P
@007rgk Жыл бұрын
Microchip production in Taiwan didn't originate as a soft-power defense strategy. It's an industry that suits an isolated nation with negligible national resources. The purified silicon and other raw materials are not cost prohibitive to transport to the island and the chips produced are both high value-added and high value to mass - shipping them off island is a negligible expense relative to their value. The problem is - if the treasure you sit on top of is valuable enough - you always need to worry about an aggressor attacking to claim the treasure, or deny it to adversaries. If the PRC invades Taiwan, nobody gets those microchips for several years. But, the Chinese aren't going to be getting them anyway - not the next generation ones. So, the collapse of semiconductor production in Taiwan has a negligible effect on Chinese defense and economy (excluding the hit to geopolitical relationships) but would be crippling to the United States. It certainly makes Taiwan part of US national security strategy...but that is because it represents geopolitical risk.
@thegooddoctor2009 Жыл бұрын
As someone who's family fled Emuland to Kiwiland after we lost the Emu war (back when we were known as Australia) this hits home. Grandpa was always scared the Emus would try and take over Kiwiland next.
@glorioustigereye Жыл бұрын
I can say the same from Burgerland the day the Burgers first became sentient was terrifying.
@ulrichbrodowsky5016 Жыл бұрын
Sad story with the Emu war. Never thought it could have such dire consequences
@sstorm1971 Жыл бұрын
When will the world learn the lesson: never appease the violent aggression of the flightless birds!
@graemeeady5967 Жыл бұрын
The battle continues; The owner ship of Pharlap, pavlova ANZAC biscuits, and Russel Crowe are still liable to create violent outbursts.
@ericsmith5919 Жыл бұрын
As an America- er, as a freedomlander, it does my heart good whenever we get mentioned in a Perun presentation. Sort of "Oh that guy? That guy's nuts. He's got a serious fixation on weapons and a suspicious tendency to come back from the bathroom with the sniffles, but he's a good guy to have on your side if a bar fight breaks out."
@davethompson3326 Жыл бұрын
Can't sometimes help wishing they didn't enter every bar asking loudly "Is this where the shandy drinkers hang out?"
@antonnurwald5700 Жыл бұрын
Sorry, I don't get the sniffles reference.
@ericsmith5919 Жыл бұрын
@@antonnurwald5700 It's an allusion to a poorly concealed cocaine habit
@antonnurwald5700 Жыл бұрын
@@ericsmith5919 ah, nice. You know what came back when I googled it? Apparently pooping can cause a runny nose.
@eileene.5870 Жыл бұрын
I assumed the runny nose was a reference to the US's rather high level of recreational drugs that are SUPER easy to obtain here 🤷🏻♀️
@carstenrenekjrulff6272 Жыл бұрын
What people that complains about their nation donating billions to Ukraine must understand is: That donating 1B USD to Ukraine in form of weapons and ammunition. Is a HELL of a lot cheaper than using 10B USD extra on your own defenses. And that a 10K USD shell that takes out a 4M USD T-90 is the cheapest way to hurt Russia.
@moalboris239 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that's always my logic. Given the money being tossed around normally in that sector a few billion to ukraine is much cheaper than the alternative.
@Mahrac126 Жыл бұрын
ALso that it's not actually money being spent. When ammo is donated no one's commissioning new supplies (well new supplies beyond what was in the budget _already_ for replacing expired stock) but grabbing stuff that was paid for years ago and shipping that off.
@JasperKlijndijk Жыл бұрын
The question seems to be how badly do we want to beat Russia. Because to badly will break the nation. Is that desirable?
@BoraHorzaGobuchul Жыл бұрын
@@JasperKlijndijk I find it very unlikely that Russia would split. It seems to me a Russian propaganda ploy to frighten the West as well as the Russians themselves, in line with their "while there's Putin, there's Russia, no Putin - no Russia" (which curiously omits that there has been Russia before Putin somehow, that countries, like corporations, are supposed to be independent of their management's lifespan, and that current management's lifespan is at most 2-3 decades should nothing untoward happen).
@martynas3722 Жыл бұрын
@@JasperKlijndijk YES! from Baltics
@Armageddon_71 Жыл бұрын
I loved the Kiwiland vs Emutopia comparison and I lost it at "the nations only taser"! Exelent work as always.
@Thanaeon Жыл бұрын
The guy is hilarious, and really outdid himself this time. I laughed so hard over the course of this video!
@chriskola3822 Жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, that comment was a bit personal.
@Niskirin Жыл бұрын
@@chriskola3822 Have you apologized for being offended yet?
@marcm. Жыл бұрын
I first totally lost it, as in my coffee went all over the place, when the phrase " ... Totally random computer generated country" got used, didn't recover until about 30 seconds ago
@barbaros99 Жыл бұрын
@@Niskirin We're working on the first draft now.
@maxm2639 Жыл бұрын
"5% more evil than your average utility company..." Any hour-long video on the technical and economic aspects of warfare that can make me laugh out loud at key points is worth the time invested. Thank you!
@j.p.ijsblok5304 Жыл бұрын
Now I want a Netflix series about the conflict between Kiwiland and Emuland. Including the teleporting part.
@tonyharpur8383 Жыл бұрын
I second that! 🙂
@chriscullen2659 Жыл бұрын
The Rings of Power budget would be better placed there.
@chriscullen2659 Жыл бұрын
Oops, wrong platform...
@JS-rz5gx Жыл бұрын
@@chriscullen2659 Yup! She Hulk's budget too!
@JS-rz5gx Жыл бұрын
They can take our lives, but they can never take our Pavlovas! But Russell Crowe, they can take Russell Crowe - PLEASE!
@CanalTremocos Жыл бұрын
"War is pay-to-win". That is Cicero's "The sinews of war(...)" perfectly translated for the 21st century.
@LukeBunyip Жыл бұрын
Nice call. Agreed.
@aletheiai Жыл бұрын
Do you have the original Latin close to hand?
@embreis2257 Жыл бұрын
@@aletheiai sure: _Quid est aliud omnia ad bellum civile hosti arma largiri, primum nervos belli, pecuniam infinitam, qua nunc eget, deinde equitatum quantum velit? Equitatum dico?_ Cicero, Philippic 5
@aletheiai Жыл бұрын
@@embreis2257 Grātiās tibi agō.
@markmitchell457 Жыл бұрын
I realized you have spent a year teaching us how a nation should plan, design, and build a military that specific nation needs. No more, no less. I'm so glad the Russians didn't listen to someone like you. Thanks again for another informative and interesting video. You have taught us so much in 50 one hour videos. 🇺🇦🇺🇸
@BoraHorzaGobuchul Жыл бұрын
It's not that "Russians" don't listen. There's quite a lot intelligent Russians, curiously, even among the crazy ones who think aggression is fine; the thing is, a Soviet-cum-kleptocratic regime cannot wage war in a different fashion by definition. They would like strong, smart generals, but those would turn their troops on the Kremlin; they would like uniforms and gear and modern weapons for the troops, but embezzlement was and is a priority; they would love to not have started the thing, but like with the SU, having neighbors that show the population that life can be made better by ousting your dictator is a big no-no.
@tedzehnder961 Жыл бұрын
What dictator dues?They have to control their own population on top of taking over someone elses.
@Frank--Lee Жыл бұрын
" . . . you have spent a year teaching us how a nation should plan, design, and build a military . . . " AHHH, but he has taught us MUCH MORE than that!!
@thepaganexplorer8400 Жыл бұрын
This channel is invaluable to understand not only the Russian Ukrainian war, but also politics in general and the military role in it in particular.
@phincampbell1886 Жыл бұрын
It's beyond value, his videos are, - oh I can't say it's gold now, that was literally the value standard! Um, it's unobtainium
@captainmaim Жыл бұрын
I've been explaining the whole war to my 12 year old son as "The adventures of Yuri and Sergei (down at the pub) vs. Pvt Conscriptovich.
@ctographerm3285 Жыл бұрын
@@captainmaim also Pavel and his mates, and their various adventures in tomfoolery (with Javelins)
@trevor9934 Жыл бұрын
As someone who hails from NZ, I had to stop from choking on my morning coffee from laughing with the references to Kiwiland and Emutopia. LOVE your sense of humor and delivery!!!!
@Sasinc-pw8ni Жыл бұрын
Same but reversed. We will invade, hire your mini vans, steal your store using our flashy image thingys and then just leave.
@hamishlaing1542 Жыл бұрын
@@Sasinc-pw8ni Make sure to disguise yourselves with little hairy feet!
@stratagos2k Жыл бұрын
Golly! I hadn't even noticed the parallels! ;)
@bushman9290 Жыл бұрын
18:40 When a few years ago it was mentioned to my wife (a Swiss miss) that Switzerland was a tiny country, as quick as winking she replied "Not if you iron it out!"
@dlmsarge8329 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha!!
@rulu1828 Жыл бұрын
I like how the foundations of defense is basically the same as any other territorial animals; give a good enough warning and your enemy might just go away.
@Bill31400 Жыл бұрын
Same equations have the same solutions.
@deek0146 Жыл бұрын
Same game theory. Anarchy + violence.
@pidinik Жыл бұрын
Humans are still animals inside, we just can speak and have computers now. People just tend to forget it nowadays. And as the guy above me said, same problems, same solutions.
@bfournier1884 Жыл бұрын
Sidenote: Lux is the one worst possible example you could have taken for space force spending, LUX DoD earth observation programme is surprisingly developped, with a strategy (to my understanding) of using their money to provide allies with imagery, to compensate for their tiny population that could not raise useful forces at NATO scale
@PerunAU Жыл бұрын
It certainly doesn't need the same overhead assets as the US - but I believe that they put up a fairly capable observation sat in 2018. It is a good specialisation example as you say..
@dwwolf4636 Жыл бұрын
@@PerunAUIIRC they also tend to focus more on providing logistical support.
@nvelsen1975 Жыл бұрын
Plus the way Luxemburg gets that money is subject to a lot of potential political fallout: They're a tax haven and ammo supplier for criminals throughout Europe. If you're always doing more than expected for your allies with those ill-gotten gains, you get fewer questions like "Why are the drug gangs in this country constantly driving to Switzerland and Luxemburg for their firepower?"
@petrolak Жыл бұрын
They provide more funding to space assets than any other country on Earth. 50 times more than UK and 6 times more than USA (per capita). Obviously they don't have their own spaceport or anything like that, but they invest almost 1% of their GDP into satellites and space industry development by owning stakes in foreign companies.
@Goulmy86 Жыл бұрын
Luxemburg is also investing heavy in astro mining industry and technology.
@chriscullen2659 Жыл бұрын
A tribute to Perun's true mastery of worldbuilding is that he does not make one race OP relative to the other. He cancelled the Eutopians' power of non-flight by ALSO giving it to the Kiwilanders (!!!!) I was absolutely FLOORED by this subtle, but critical detail that would have otherwise ruined the entire dynamics of the model. Well-done again Perun!
@dlmcnamara Жыл бұрын
As soon as you said Kiwiland, I knew that managing the emu threat would be of prime strategic importance
@lookingforsomething Жыл бұрын
Coming from a small country that successfully fended off Russian aggression, we based our defence for decades on the idea of deterrence. The idea that invading us would be so extremely expensive that it wouldn't be worth it. Kind of like Ukraine is doing things now. Sad truth is that it didn't ultimately protect Ukraine from war. So now we are upping our deterrence factor for applying for NATO. It's not only a bed of roses, but it's literally the most sensible solution seeing as Russia doesn't seem to care about major costs when invading other sovereign nations. We need to up the cost to extreme, for this very reason. Russia has done more to push us towards NATO than any other country on earth.
@lookingforsomething Жыл бұрын
As an aside, I still miss Perun's Dominions 5 content. He was a master of that craft as he is of video essays.
@ElijsDima Жыл бұрын
It is kind of wild how much more options europe would have if Russia wasn't a massive shithead neighbour for centuries.
@baronvonlimbourgh1716 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the making it to expensive to even try option quickly falls apart if the oposition has a tollerance for losses and casualties like a country like russia has. No amount of pain seems to deter them from pounding their head into the wall anyway.
@michimatsch5862 Жыл бұрын
We'll see about that. As harsh as that may sound but we still haven't gotten to thr point where it really starts hurting.
@sanneberg1728 Жыл бұрын
I know it's a real shame he was the best Dominion's commentary on KZbin. Unfortunately Dominions as much as I love it is a little nitch.
@sstorm1971 Жыл бұрын
Love your examples Kiwiland and Emutopia, purely hypothetical and bearing absolutely no resemblance to any actual nations. You got me hooked, I need more updates on the Epic Story of the Floating Nation of Kiwiland.
@philipwilkie3239 Жыл бұрын
As a hypothetical kiwi - the Kiwiland piece brought tears to my eyes 😂😂 Keeping order after rugby games indeed!
@nvelsen1975 Жыл бұрын
Maybe go shake hands with some hypothetical Belgians and hypothetical Danish and make a club of hypothetical countries that don't exist. Or in the case of the fiction of Denmark; can be proven mathematically to not exist at all. 😉
@RobertReg1 Жыл бұрын
Farmers and rugby players make up your army 😂 Maybe a bjj player and two sailors
@rexmann1984 Жыл бұрын
Just keep being the background to excellent epic films and we'll provide your defense. Sincerely, America
@paddington1670 Жыл бұрын
Wont somebody PLEASE think of the hobbits!
@disposabull Жыл бұрын
@@paddington1670 Stop fingering your ring Bilbo, it's bad for your health.
@explosivo666 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact back during the Cold War circa 1980, the Netherlands had about 1000 tanks. The current number of tanks, 18 leased from Germany.
@michaelmazowiecki9195 Жыл бұрын
Not so funny now.......
@baronvonlimbourgh1716 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelmazowiecki9195 why not? If you can deny the enemy the use of their tanks you don't need your own.
@rajeshkanungo6627 Жыл бұрын
The people from the Netherlands will kill the invaders with good food and kindness. Just an overall good place.
@michaelmazowiecki9195 Жыл бұрын
@@baronvonlimbourgh1716 true but only if you can totally deny the enemy the use of their tanks . A year ago Russia had 13,000 in stock of which 4,000 ready for immediate use of which they have lost half. Center of gravity in Nato has moved East so Poland, for example, is ramping up its modern battle tank forces to over 1,000 plus over 600 self propelled armored howitzers etc. But at a massive economic cost, having to increase its defense spend to 4% of GDP. The Dutch role? Sea and air forces.
@Alacrity23688 Жыл бұрын
During the Cold War the Netherlands were an awful lot closer to the potential front with Amsterdam just a few 100 miles from the border of a Warsaw Pact country. Now they are in a much more comfortable position after Germanys reunification and NATO expansion to eastern Europe.
@Agnemons Жыл бұрын
I have to say that, being a citizen of Kiwiland, I find the thought of catching Emutopia with their feathers around their ankles strangely satisfying.
@phillip5245 Жыл бұрын
Can't you be happy enough just to thrash us in the rugby every game?
@Agnemons Жыл бұрын
@@phillip5245 No Anyway what do you expect when you name your team "The Wannabies"
@kalle911 Жыл бұрын
I'm from Estonia and this is relevant to me. We're working on getting AShMs and air defence, but we don't really have the manpower to have everything. And we're quite poor anyway.
@peterkorman9368 Жыл бұрын
yeah, here in Slovakia we dont need a navy. We have small ground force to take and give a punch until cavalry come, one squadron of multirole aircrafts (F-16 soon), small airlift capacity for power projection in the aliance, and specialized industry to produce Bozena (this girl do minesweepeng) and Zuzana (this girl go boom with 155 mm) and also Gerlach IMV for patrol mission. Stay safe :)
@czaja995 Жыл бұрын
@@peterkorman9368 As a neighbour from Poland I would say that you should focus on wheeled gun and rocket artillery, air defence and ammo production as you are secured by mountains and can produce and deliver rounds quick to Poland, also wheeled artillery for quick mobile support.
@lAljax Жыл бұрын
You are investing in your defense every time and Ukrainian soldier blows up a russian tank. And you'll collect dividends for generations for that.
@kalle911 Жыл бұрын
@@lAljax that's why we gave away our javelins before the invasion, among other things.
@scratchy996 Жыл бұрын
@@peterkorman9368 You're getting some very nice tracks with them CV90s.
@luigilain5692 Жыл бұрын
I feel kiwiland and emutopia will become recurring characters of those presentations, like private conscriptovich
@williamyoung9401 Жыл бұрын
I lost it when you said they were under threat from Emutopia, and showed the huge map of Australia, LOL! Bravo! 🤣 (10:03)
@darklordbaal666-zb6dj Жыл бұрын
I definitely hope they do become ongoing examples! Long live Kiwiland! Death to the evil that is Emutopia!
@RK0978 Жыл бұрын
As a citizen of a smaller third world country, it has always perplexed me how we could stand a chance against the local superpower threats. This video has been very helpful in helping me understand what needs to happen and what can be done.
@LizardSpork Жыл бұрын
I'm afraid the only lesson small nations under threat without solid defensive alliances will draw from this is "If you don't have nukes, get them, if you already have nukes, never give them up."
@butterdubs2267 Жыл бұрын
You're afraid?
@danielmiller3781 Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately that’s the position Ukraine found itself in. It’s will be hard to convince any country with nuke to give them up at this point.
@firmak2 Жыл бұрын
Well it is true.
@rtqii Жыл бұрын
Switzerland has hollowed out entire mountains lining the routes to their passes. Even nukes is not going to be very effective.
@andyyang5234 Жыл бұрын
Gib Taiwan nukes plz
@lorax8172 Жыл бұрын
The hypothetical countries of Kiwiland and Emutopia had me smiling, and the teleportation is a useful thought experiment.
@DirtyMardi Жыл бұрын
As a Finnish reservist, accurate. Except fighting and winning a decisive battle is not out of the cards. It’s good to have the capability to deliver a counter-punch that might convince a certain unnamed country starting with the letter R to f* off. Wars often end when the other side just decides to give up.
@sarasamaletdin4574 Жыл бұрын
That relies on certain country’s leadership being rational and understanding that it’s not worth to start a war under certain circumstances. But apparently it isn’t, which is why we are now trying to join NATO.
@andrekarim320 Жыл бұрын
Oh, yeah..."Finnish reservist" do you remember, what country name "F" to did ended from 2WWar?...Is it very bad memory?...Do you want new contribution, blood horrible for citizen peoples, crack economics and emigration in Sweden...Why do you play in games, which not to give positive for neighbother...suddnles.
@iscariotproject Жыл бұрын
my grandpa died in the war with emutopia,he said it was it was feathers everywhere before he passed away,he fought at the battle of the long beaks
@dnfi5480 Жыл бұрын
This comment is underrated 😂😂
@First-Last_name Жыл бұрын
I lost an uncle in the battle of long neck. After their heroic defeat at the battle of peckish eyesle.
@happyelephant5384 Жыл бұрын
It was a bit funny to listen to a soft power part as Ukrainian because Zelensky was a superstar all over the former USSR, his movies and series were often shown on russian TV some time ago. Cultural connections with Russia were comparable to ones between US/UK/Australia etc. When war started, turned out that many popular russian-speaking KZbinrs were Ukrainians and it was genuinely unexpected because unless they don't tell, there is hardly a way to distinguish. Sad but propaganda can do many things :)
@thesunthrone Жыл бұрын
And it is double as strange, when the former Cold War superpower's many great achievements likewise had Ukrainian roots - scientists, engineers, weapons manufacturers... The center of an empire can easily buy into its own hype and forget where all its power actually comes from. That is when those empires fall apart.
@TheMedWolf Жыл бұрын
@@thesunthrone Exactly- Kievian Rus
@Boris-r3j5o Жыл бұрын
@@thesunthrone russian government believed their own propaganda
@Boris-r3j5o Жыл бұрын
To explain how it feels, imagine USA occupy regions of Canada in 2014 and begin full scale war in 2022. Main difference russian mentality is totally different from American
@nicholasconder4703 Жыл бұрын
@@Boris-r3j5o Then again, there are Americans who don't realize that Canada is an independent country until they get arrested for carrying concealed weapons.
@davetooes6179 Жыл бұрын
During 1971 I was in the Australian Army as a national serviceman. Part of my job was to travel between Perth and Quokkaland [Rottnest Is.] I would also spend nights on the island as at that time it still had an army base. The army allowed its servicemen's families to spend holidays there. We would transport them over on our own vessel. I can absolutely say those are the loveliest animals. Especially when you gave them some food. Rottnest is dutch for Rats' Nest Island. Its had a storied history of being used as a reformatory for boys, an internment camp, and a covid isolation unit.
@jacksonhill1813 Жыл бұрын
Bitten by quokka. Can assure you they have hidden hard power in reserve.
@kjj26k Жыл бұрын
Wow, that last paragraph...those three things are very different but also so very similar.
@pierresaelen3097 Жыл бұрын
Rottnest is being derive from Dutch? Strange, because in Dutch we wouldn't change that 'a' into an 'o', unless maybe in some particular dialect.
@darkwingduck5005 Жыл бұрын
@@pierresaelen3097 "Willem de Vlamingh in 1696, who called it 't Eylandt 't Rottenest ." And in Norwegian we call it a "rotte". But THEN the English came along... Check out how one of the the rhinoceros got white.. In Dutch it was called "wide mouth". And then came the English.. Again..
@davetooes6179 Жыл бұрын
@@jacksonhill1813 yes in the end every ozzie animal wants to kill you.
@lennartkaiser2809 Жыл бұрын
"but they are not exactly willing to fight us untill the last flightless bird" Brillant 🤣🤣🙆
@TACTICALPEPE Жыл бұрын
As a person living in a tiny country with a immense military budget this was very relevant and informative for me! Powerpoint daddy do be hitting the right spots!
@goodsir7298 Жыл бұрын
Greece?
@aces6262 Жыл бұрын
@@goodsir7298 It's gotta be Singapore.
@TACTICALPEPE Жыл бұрын
@@goodsir7298 haha minus almost a hundred thousand square kilometres in landmass and increase the budget by 7 billion euros (or 7.3 billion freedom bucks)
@TACTICALPEPE Жыл бұрын
@@aces6262 F35 go Brrrrrr
@razvanzaharia5720 Жыл бұрын
@@TACTICALPEPE Switzerland
@karlcrawford-fz8tz Жыл бұрын
The Kiwiland Ministry of Defence is currently soliciting public feedback on defence strategy. I just sent them the link to your video and said “ here you go”.
@annekeener4119 Жыл бұрын
I love the mention of soft power. A lot of nations invest in it quite highly. The whole reason Thai restaurants started popping up everywhere since the 1990s has been part of a deliberate diplomatic move by Thailand to increase their soft power. The idea of course is that if you love their food, you’re more inclined to like Thailand in general. So the government started making it really easy to open up a restaurant overseas as long as it serves Thai cuisine, and the results can be seen all over the globe. It gives Thailand a lot of soft power.
@TheGeeoff Жыл бұрын
And actually, China tries to invest in soft power, but so far has only had minimal to maybe moderate success.
@Anonie324 Жыл бұрын
@@TheGeeoff They were doing a semi-decent job of it during the rule of Jiang and Hu, I think. Xi is such a braggart and autocrat that his significantly more domineering, chauvinist, and neo-imperialist attitudes have basically blown what little goodwill had been accumulated. One may note that the Hu government was much more able to control the narrative about Tibet, I think, than Xi has been with the Uighurs. China right now is just too grasping and unreliable to get the kind of soft power credibility among non-nationals that it needs for that, I think.
@henryward5457 Жыл бұрын
Probably the nation with the largest amount of soft power relative to size is Vatican City, based entirely on it being the center of a religion.
@awf6554 Жыл бұрын
And the food is damn good.
@FelixMeister Жыл бұрын
@@TheGeeoff One of the big issues with soft power is that it relies on public perception. And to increase goodwill from that requires that the country be seen to be doing 'the right thing'. The country doesn't have to do the right thing, just be seen to be doing it. But it's much easier to be seen doing the right thing by actually being nice, and not acting like a bully. And any minor thing that was ignored when popular opinion was in the country's favour will be brought up and be held against them if it ever slips.
@Jimmy2toes4u Жыл бұрын
This really hits home as I currently run a nation roughly 1 acre in size and 6 denizens. My citizens are fairly inept at defending anything more important than a hot pocket so we truly have our work cut out.
@nahfam8794 Жыл бұрын
I wish you best of luck to and your 6 citizens o7.
@yellowprime8491 Жыл бұрын
Depending on the age of denizens, naturally produced biological waste products can become potent bio-warfare ammunition if push comes to shove.
@lleexxaa99 Жыл бұрын
You have no idea how much I love the Swedish saying in the crisis flyer. It is something I and all other military personell hear while in service, and also something most swedes knew by heart during the cold war. There is also a longer version, written on pamphlet from the 60#. "Sweden WANTS TO defend itself, CAN defend itself and SHALL defend itself! Resistance will be put up continuously and at every opportunity. It all depends on you, your decisiveness, your action, your will to survive. We will never surrender! Every message to give up is false!"
@AlvorReal Жыл бұрын
Having ENOUGH farmers, shotguns, and rugby front rowers is actually a wonderful defensive strategy. Especially if they’re well motivated.
@jakesully2868 Жыл бұрын
That's burgerlands plan B. We all have small arsenals. Just in case Canada starts feeling froggy.
@Ciborium Жыл бұрын
Exactly. The Burgerland military was soundly defeated by three nations with this strategy.
@hrnfw4818 Жыл бұрын
Ukraine is actually a potentially good example of this idea. Having large number of people with a basic level of field craft , small arms and strong motivation is in fact like having an essentially free ( paid out of voluntary private sector expenditures ) reserve force that can provide great benefits in insurgency , intelligence gathering and increasing overall invasion friction . Simultaneously having a large population of people with technological skills and the ability to McIver together clever solutions is a huge force multiplier. Not dealt with is the force multiplier effect of the kind of social and political unity seen in Ukraine after the invasion and maintained to date. The economic costs of fostering these “qualities “ in the population may be really small but they are large force multipliers.
@bustavonnutz Жыл бұрын
@@Ciborium And yet people are still afraid of alphabet soup & the national guard.
@shaunmcisaac782 Жыл бұрын
Not sure the defense plan of "Unleash the Hooligans" is sound, but it is awesome.
@HungNguyen-sy4oz Жыл бұрын
Extreme missed opportunity to call this one "How to defend with friends and influence other nations"
@bfish9700 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest episodes you've done. I'd love to hear a procurement strategy for elbonia.
@edvoon Жыл бұрын
That will probably have to be a joint production with The Chieftain who is after all, the leading expert on Elbonian defence planning.
@SolyomSzava Жыл бұрын
@@edvoon Elbonia... the country with small arms designed by Gun Jesus (Ian McCollum), armored forces designed and led by The Chieftain and Perun leading the MoD.
@mnxs Жыл бұрын
@@SolyomSzava and Drachinifel in charge of the Navy, don't forget 😉
@banza1 Жыл бұрын
Perun is one of the best commentators but i never expected the Hemsworth brothers to be in a slide when talking about deterrence
@emilchan5379 Жыл бұрын
As someone from a small country, this video is extremely relevant. Shows why military alliances are vital for smaller countries.
@Pnumi Жыл бұрын
"Can I walk into your parlour?" said the fly to a great spider
@MarkGoding Жыл бұрын
Noodleland vs the rice islands?
@Pnumi Жыл бұрын
@@MarkGoding do you mean Victoria Noodlemanland?
@MarkGoding Жыл бұрын
@@Pnumi Respectively I mean President for life Winnie the Pooh and the president elect, English Vegetables.
@marinrealestatephotography Жыл бұрын
"Emutopia has it all!" Truer words have never been spoken.
@tengkualiff Жыл бұрын
This helps a lot if you're studying SEA's defence goals
@proudfirebrand3946 Жыл бұрын
EDIT: Im just sad the following replies dont get the reference of my comment here.. Meanwhile the Philippines: 7000 unsinkable Aircraft Carriers(Islands) in proximity of each other..
@michaelmulligan0 Жыл бұрын
Sweden & Finland are well respected internationally for peacekeeping (using mainly reservists (former conscripts))
@Zei33 Жыл бұрын
It’s a shame he can’t speak on Australia. That’s gotta be where his expertise really lies. I would be shocked if he didn’t have elite insights into Australia’s grand strategy. I’d love to have an Australian only video where only Australians can actually view it.
@nvelsen1975 Жыл бұрын
@@Zei33 There is none. Australia stopped having a defense strategy when they were defeated in the Great Emu War and the shame was too much to bear. So whenever they need something done, the defense minister just drives to the local pub with some rifles and shouts "Oi, who wants to go make a mess in [insert name of combat zone]? I heard them say bogans are evil." and they've never had trouble finding any takers.
@Myanmartiger921 Жыл бұрын
@@proudfirebrand3946aircraft carriers without aircraft or navy is useless
As someone who has been debating the possible defence posture of an independent Scotland I think this is a great primer for people who seem oblivious as to the cost of certain capabilities. Great video as always, thank you!
@stitch77100 Жыл бұрын
Join the EU (I believe you are already somehow part of NATO) for defense alliance ;)
@CPU9incarnate Жыл бұрын
Thank you Perun for being one of the few youtubers brave enough to address the Emu Question
@Layby2k Жыл бұрын
I'm from Emuland and I would never think of attacking my funny sounding brothers and sisters in Kiwiland. We love these guys. Hopefully Emuland can learn from this information in case that they get attacked by Chow-Mein-Land, they may need assistance from Kiwiland and BurgerLand.
@johanmetreus1268 Жыл бұрын
"would never think of attacking my funny sounding brothers and sisters /.../ We love these guys" I could swear that those were the exact words of Vladimir's son on February 21st 2022...
@Layby2k Жыл бұрын
@@johanmetreus1268 Ouch!! luckily we're not of the Putin.
@jakesully2868 Жыл бұрын
Burgerland loves you both. ❤️
@First-Last_name Жыл бұрын
Polar -bearland has your back 🐻❄
@Taistelukalkkuna Жыл бұрын
Republic of Moomin Vale supports you too.😄
@h4wk5t4r Жыл бұрын
I thoroughly enjoyed this entirely hypothetical scenario. Your creativity and imagination, especially with maps, knows no bounds
@gremlinmccoy Жыл бұрын
This Kiwiland place sounds pretty cool, I wish it was a place that you could really go, like The Shire.
@paulrevere2379 Жыл бұрын
It was, but in recent years it has been run by thugs under an evil wizardly influence. A lot of cultural destruction has been done and the sheeple have not yet fought back the way that they need to.
@daniell1483 Жыл бұрын
I have to admit, I enjoyed the story of Kiwiland a lot more than I first expected. Perun, I'd be happy to see more content along these lines, fictional nations to demonstrate different strategic needs or concerns.
@mcwarrington Жыл бұрын
A very interesting and thoughtful presentation, thank you. For my money, alliances are definitely the path to security. Slava Kiwiland! (Best wishes from across the ditch...)
@tomasmicak9041 Жыл бұрын
You somehow managed to combine military analysis with stand up comedy. GENIOUS, I LOVE IT, thank you.
@tonyharpur8383 Жыл бұрын
Yes, PRICELESS! 👍🤣
@williamyoung9401 Жыл бұрын
I lost it when he showed Emutopia and a big picture of a red Australia, lol.
@rossmurray6849 Жыл бұрын
Yes, Perun, I particularly enjoyed this presentation. For an Australian, there are few things more enjoyable than listening to an Australian comedian cracking jokes about our neighbours in Kiwiland.
@BWNSPTV Жыл бұрын
This is true and long may it remain so for if the seemingly endless tradition of taking the piss out of our Kiwi cousins across the ditch or our meteorological challenged tiny wet and foggy island Northern Hemisphere family where to end it would be a sign that something is seriously seriously wrong with our relationships. That said, any nation any of the family will inevitably end up messing with the whole family and no one should be under any illusions as to how about North American relatives tend to go a bit 'nutty' wih the guns in the knives and explosives when that happens. ✌️☮️❤️🇦🇺🥂
@AnimarchyHistory Жыл бұрын
My loyalty is to Emutopia, and Emutopia alone. WE MUST CRUSH THE KIWILANDERS
@SeSmokki Жыл бұрын
uwu
@Shazbat5 Жыл бұрын
Okay Perun, you've gone immediately from the most powerful deck of your catalog, to the most hilarious prezzie in powerpoint history -- and both were fabulously educational. Perun, you're an "all arms" analyst. Best of the best!
@greywolf6443 Жыл бұрын
I have to say, I appreciate the fact that you deliver such complicated and serious topic with a bit of humor.
@mikeirvin9694 Жыл бұрын
As a citizen of that country with a bunch of nuclear powered super carriers, I must admit I have never considered the tough choices other nations must make for ensuring national defense. My rather uneducated understanding of military equipment of all types has always been: we are Americans, we will make more. The USSR collapsed when I was 10. I thought I was too young to have adopted the cold war mentality. I may need to reevaluate that assumption.
@nicktubby9710Ай бұрын
If we don't prepare for Cold War 2, then we face World War 3.
@woodland5325 Жыл бұрын
Perun you are actually so good at this. I haven't watched a single video that wasn't of the highest quality, interesting and a masterpiece of presentation.
@chrisedrev9519 Жыл бұрын
Always camping like crazy for these videos on Sundays. Your analyses feel like a Masterclass, Perun. Thank you for what you're doing.
@closedcircuitsports Жыл бұрын
Perun is one Tony Robbins show away from being the greatest startup coach of all time. “Ep. 1. Launching your nation.”
@Ihasanart Жыл бұрын
Now Perun needs to do a vid on how to incorrectly setup the defense industry of Elbonia.
@bliblablubb9590 Жыл бұрын
I would go and try a nuclear programm where I need to buy uranium from my enemy.
@Aanaartu Жыл бұрын
This is needed(!)
@meanmanturbo Жыл бұрын
@@bliblablubb9590 And a carrier strike force
@bliblablubb9590 Жыл бұрын
@@meanmanturbo while being a landlocked country?
@sniperfi4532 Жыл бұрын
@@bliblablubb9590of course. And have your highest admiral be in charge of the home defences.
@davidoff7312 Жыл бұрын
Wow, 12 minutes out, the vid already had 4000 views. Congratulations to you for creating this community.
@andrewharrison8436 Жыл бұрын
Yes, I always look at the viewer numbers before watching and then refresh afterwards to see what % of the subscribers have watched. 29k views after an hour.
@lsuperior Жыл бұрын
Freedomland would absolutely have a strategic interest in a teleporting island chain, that's a free aircraft carrier!
@awf6554 Жыл бұрын
A bit erratic tho.
@Chemobob Жыл бұрын
Clearly a presentation designed by Perun to treat himself to some feel-good time in his comfort zone after one year of war reporting. Something tells me this is what you do for a living. Well done, sir!
@graceliu8839 Жыл бұрын
I’m from the orphan of Asia. Yep, kept hearing deterrence and asymmetrical warfare. And yes, our reserves forces and refresher training needs to be good. Just this week, training with USA has increased so hopefully our force integration can get better.
@alexanderg1935 Жыл бұрын
I hope you guys have a peaceful and prosperous future. But if the worst happens, we'll be right by your side. Love from the UK
@positroll7870 Жыл бұрын
Could you explain why your country isn't sending (way more) officers and NCOs as observers and volunteers to Ukr? No better way to learn how to fight a war than to witness one firsthand...
@Aniyah-CHG Жыл бұрын
Orphan?
@graceliu8839 Жыл бұрын
@@positroll7870 due to military OPSEC and not risk PRC be sending military aid to Russia. It might only seem like there’s very little. How big the iceberg is, a civilian like me don’t know because loose lips sinks ships.
@graceliu8839 Жыл бұрын
@@Aniyah-CHG its a reference to 🇹🇼sense of abandonment in the international system since 1979 when we were expelled from the UN. And PRC’s continuous attempts to isolate us internationally.
@szigusievich Жыл бұрын
I'm just here to say how much I appreciate your content. There are very few creators on this platform whos videos I just gobble up on the day it's released. Very well researched, entertaining, informative. Fantastic. Keep up the good work and your future is bright.
@metasystem8625 Жыл бұрын
Put this on Spotify please! I think the entire series should be a podcast. The images and graphs are useful, yes, but I find myself listening to this like a podcast more often than not.
@jmolofsson Жыл бұрын
Hear!, hear!
@MarcRavingMad Жыл бұрын
This time last year, I could not have envisioned myself saying "Perun is definitely among the top-3 Australian KZbinrs I go to for military analysis." But here we are, living in interesting times.
@goatmealcookies7421 Жыл бұрын
To think that I follow any military bloggers would have shocked my year younger self. What a difference an invasion makes.
@alganhar1 Жыл бұрын
Personally I find him the best Military commentator period when it comes to the economics of warfare.
@SarahMould Жыл бұрын
@@goatmealcookies7421 Ditto (retired Brit female).
@pedenharley6266 Жыл бұрын
Mind if I ask who the other two Aussies are?
@bandenere7774 Жыл бұрын
Who's the third?
@nian60 Жыл бұрын
This was interesting and fun. Kiwiland and Emutopia, lol. 😄 Cool that you mentioned Swedish Total Defense. There is online digital training in Swedish Total Defense. The training only seems to be in the Swedish language though. Too bad, otherwise everyone in Europe could have done the training. Thanks for the video.
@BoraHorzaGobuchul Жыл бұрын
The Swedes clearly do not want other European countries to learn how to defend. I am sure they're fostering annexation plans against their neighbors just as we speak, and will strike soon!
@Lutzifer31337 Жыл бұрын
we need more quokka soft power moves in international politics!
@brenatevi Жыл бұрын
The world would be a better place. Unlike if the Emus won.
@jonarc2403 Жыл бұрын
A powerpoint just as work starts? Praise be to the Budget Gods!
@mdsx01 Жыл бұрын
Subs are a huge force multiplier if your primary threat is seaborn. Just by it not being in port, the enemy has to treat it like it's actively moving in to attack at all times.
@markangeloporcare5289 Жыл бұрын
Wait, like submarines? I thought other things
@stitch77100 Жыл бұрын
But even if you multiply 0 by a big number, you don't get a great result... A force multiplier is of little use by itself. It needs an existing force to make it shine and multiply its effects. (There is a parallel to few with the F-35 plane being a force multiplier too, but with many countries opting for a full F-35 only airforce... this doesn't seem very logical to me)
@mdsx01 Жыл бұрын
@stitch77100 you don't seem to be seeing my point. The very act of having a sub at sea will force the enemy to actively guard against it. For example Vietnam has a few Kilo class SSKs. In the event of a war with China, those few ships will force the entire PLAN South Sea fleet to be reacting towards them.
@stitch77100 Жыл бұрын
@@mdsx01 it's just that I think the expression "force multiplier" is more of a marketing thing than a real military concept, and had no use in this kind of discussion. I agree with the usefulness of even a relative small fleet of submarines, to create uncertainty and threat for the enemy. But it is not a "multiplier". It is a detterent (a basic one, but still very useful).
@mdsx01 Жыл бұрын
@stitch77100 it's a multiplier in two main ways: it takes a far larger amount of resources and planning to counter it than it does to use it; and the amount of damage that it can cause a numerically superior force is also far greater than other units.
@ondrejbublavy7952 Жыл бұрын
Hi Perun, I have an idea for a video. What about something on landmines? I think they are very overlooked aspect of warfare, current Russo-Ukrainian war included. I wonder what is their real impact, like what percentage of casualties they cause, how are they used, what are their real implications on battlefield and so on. Maybe also something about their cost-efficiency. Doesn't it make sense to just cover the land with minefields and place a bunch of guys with machine guns to protect them? Or is it impossible due to sheer number of them it would take? I believe you are the right one to answer these questions to us viewers, if you would like having a look into that topic.
@firmak2 Жыл бұрын
From what i was taught in the army. A mines objective is not to cause casualties. If it does, awesome but its main thing is slow the enemy down trough fear. They have to slow down or stop theyr movement and have to check the path for mines. There are problems with making a full minefield like making sure are your guys know where the mines are, if the enemy knows they are on a minefield, then the enemy can make a path trough the minefield making the rest of the mines useless. Whats more, demining gives the mines to the enemies and depending on your movement, could start blocking you too. They are a great way to stop enemies from getting gear from your camps by mining bodies and booby trapping gear. Some real hitman stuff.
@fortunecookie3765 Жыл бұрын
Normal procedure for treading on a landmine is to jump two hundred feet in the air and scatter yourself over a wide area. Thank you, Blackadder.
@jesustyronechrist2330 Жыл бұрын
Actually a good idea. Landmines are horrible reminders of conflict and there'd be some interesting discussion about them being considered war crimes as civilian kids have been stepping on them forever. From Nazi's mining entirety of Lapland to Americans mining the sands of Iraq and Afghanistan.
@elektrotehnik94 Жыл бұрын
Great future topic 🏆❤️
@cideltacommand7169 Жыл бұрын
Mines are cheap and a good detternant, they can slow down enemies but they can also slow down your troops also. For example de-mining operations cost more than 10 times what it costed to plant them. For example a 80 dollar apm would cost the enemy 1k and time to clean up. More advanced mines aren't made of metal and metal detectors cannot be used (might or might not be a war crime) and usually have more reliable trigger systems. For example an anti tank mine on a road wouldn't usually detonate if a car drove over them but would defenetly detonate on a t72
@FY--my5gg Жыл бұрын
As Swiss, i'm proud that some of our defence strategies are taken into consideration for Kiwiland :) Small correction: Military service is still mandatory (for men) and the weapons are still given home, the ammunition however not anymore. The amount of bunkers is still huge and the sizes range from very small to gigantic
@skywise001 Жыл бұрын
The Swiss landscape and buildings are incredibly impressive.
@the11382 Жыл бұрын
Switzerland is a fortress with a nation that happens to make cheese.
@FY--my5gg Жыл бұрын
@@the11382 Good cheese tho, also good chocolate, watches, firearms and supervillain meetings
@frisianmouve Жыл бұрын
I mean, you don't really need it anymore. Your neighbours aren't ruled by shorty, funny moustache guy or il incompetence anymore
@RiposteBK Жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Perun to cover the strong and proud nation of Elbonia next...
@tonyharpur8383 Жыл бұрын
And PADDYLAND! 😉
@First-Last_name Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the polar bears of Jan Mayen 😉
@christopherconard2831 Жыл бұрын
@kti With or without a saboteur in charge of weapons appropriation?
@mark8200 Жыл бұрын
After mentioning NZ in a prior video and seeing the title of this video, I knew New Zealand would be brought up, If not a main example. Love it, Keep up the good work
@vaderdudenator1 Жыл бұрын
Every time he mentions “slam in the mobilization button“ I can’t help but picture the among us “EMERGENCY MEETING“ animation
@arthurturner7222 Жыл бұрын
"We don't want that, those are NERRRRRD weapons." That's the best quote this video
@edvoon Жыл бұрын
Nothing screams "Nerd Weapon" more than drones, now famously in widespread use. Is it "Revenge of the Nerds"?
@michaelbender8410 Жыл бұрын
Top notch as usual. Thoroughly enjoy your content. Thank you for what you do.
@mauritsbol4806 Жыл бұрын
wow, just a year ago you started your journey. I came here when you got 40k. Now you have 400k subs. That's mental.
@hamishlaing1542 Жыл бұрын
Absolute gold! As a proud Kiwilander, I pissed myself over and over! Very Pratchett as far as dry humour goes. As usual, love and appreciate your work, and find myself considerably better informed, as well as highly entertained!
@Elenrai Жыл бұрын
Only way this can get better is if Stephen Fry narrated in his Gen. Melchett style
@mattcoates7623 Жыл бұрын
@@Elenrai Gen Melchett meh , Bladder would be better . The same way he described the start of WW I . To Baldrick .
@JonathanXLindqviust Жыл бұрын
16:30 Funfact: During the cold war, Sweden had a mobilization-force of over 1.6 million people with another 3 million in support-roles/national guard/communal services adapted for war. That'd be the worlds 3rd or 4th largest army today depending on how you count. Nowdays it's not even close, but Finland's is. They kept the old invasion-defence and if mobilized would be the largest landarmy in Europe. Only France could beat them hypothetically in numbers, once again depending on how you count. EDIT: 19:20 Also to this day major bridges in Sweden are mined and ready to detonate, with most of our airplanes etc. hidden in molehills and our tunnels made to be able to be used as hidden runways.
@mjk9388 Жыл бұрын
@Perun - Your videos are amazing and thorough. You always address my questions before I even ask them. As an American, we highly value our allies and recognize the benefits of a strong network of partners in defense. Most Americans view our allies as worthy of defending at any costs. We see tremendous benefit in a strong network of allies - some of who are becoming so specialized in certain weapon systems that we look to them as world leaders.
@stephenharvey4138 Жыл бұрын
You only love us because of Pine Gap (US territory) and our ability to let you see the bottom half of the planet.
@mjk9388 Жыл бұрын
@@stephenharvey4138 We love the accent too.
@Nobleheart111 Жыл бұрын
Time for another hour-long sit-down story time with uncle Perun!
@bigglesbiggles1 Жыл бұрын
As defence minister for Kiwi land I have one thing to say..... "Release the Bob Semple tank.....NOW!"