6:56 “Holy cow they survived, that’s amazing” The three brave soldiers: *become human pincushions* Apollo:😮
@galbert1175 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when one of them, with at least 25 javelins in his back, does the slow fall death.
@arturoelosudietz70865 жыл бұрын
It's amazing jajaja best moment of the video
@ptolemymccappin52124 жыл бұрын
they went full Aragon from two towers
@formam10224 жыл бұрын
@@galbert117 he was trying to decide if the nap was worth the time
@DylanfollowerofYah4 жыл бұрын
Duuuude he had a der der Dee arm with like 26 javies in him I cried laughing I thought it was the game auto correcting their survival
@antonriisejeppesen39225 жыл бұрын
6:56 3 of the men who were up on the walls survived. Mercenary Celtic warriors: hold my beer
@jameskandosii2405 жыл бұрын
Im dead!!! I laughed so hard
@desertranger10955 жыл бұрын
That takes the cake.
@josephdavis82535 жыл бұрын
That was the craziest thing I've ever seen in this game!
@kyletran11195 жыл бұрын
Beer*
@STRZB0015 жыл бұрын
Kyle Tran I wonder if he actually meant bear? 🐻 lol
@anthonysantos36295 жыл бұрын
Those 3 glorious survivors of the wall: "we are invincible!" *hail of arrows pincussions them immediately*
@swolepopelifts5 жыл бұрын
Anthony Santos javelins but close enough
@dujon5 жыл бұрын
That Mickey mouse sound though
@jp7816-f8x5 жыл бұрын
Hold my javelins
@Jinisinsane5 жыл бұрын
Activate hedgehog mode.
@destroyerinazuma965 жыл бұрын
Watch Hero with Jet Li, man, he took it like a champ lol
@LowryYT5 жыл бұрын
Low level matches are a must see, there's no point in watching someone do good, when you don't know what NOT to do, some very questionable tactics were displayed today
@williammunoz7445 жыл бұрын
7:00 When that 1 kid in class reminds the teacher of the homework due.
@HardBassManiac5 жыл бұрын
I'm one of the Pontus players, we saw that they were slow on the reaction and thought the sally out would do enough damage to finish the match. I wouldn't do it against more skilled players but i was a fun battle to play.
@hitler12635 жыл бұрын
The sally out is definitely a good idea. But what I would do would be just standing there and avoid engagement, which can delay the attackers. Because you stand no chance against those noble fighters and Macedonians
@Ark92785 жыл бұрын
Yeah but do you have any PrOoF
@daviddowney19335 жыл бұрын
Sorry to say but you mustve been damn stupid or crazy to try that. You are playing literally one of the weakest factions and you give up your biggest advantage, the walls, to try and best a superior infantry force with more reinforcements nearby and more cav support in a battle over open ground? I understand that the goal was to kill enemies before they even got to the walls but you also pushed out pikemen, which are only truly effective in checkpoints, and exposed them to withering arrow fire where they got absolutely mowed down. That is NOT, what we here call a pro gamer move. From a tactical standpoint, it was hands down one of the stupidest moves Ive seen in this game. But it looks like it worked in your guys favor, which I DEFINITELY was not expecting. As a viewer, I havent seen anything quite that entertaining in awhile! Good game!
@HardBassManiac5 жыл бұрын
@@daviddowney1933 I agree that pushing out the pikes in the open was a mistake but the idea of a sally out was not. At that moment we had lots of reserves left. Based on how the battle was playing out, a sally out was not a bad idea. Pontic swords are a real cost-effective unit and i had archer fire from the walls. Even though the sally out got wrapped up, the enemy team didn't had the troops or ammo left to win. Pontus is IMO not a weak faction (great cav, celtic units, cheap but good infantry). Again, i would't do it against good players but even then Pontus can take on strong factions with good players (as a defender).
@vh85425 жыл бұрын
@@HardBassManiac I think the sally out wasn't really needed, but it was a good move if those units just held there, either in a line or found buildings or something along the coast to hold a defensive position. Would have taken a lot of attacking troops out of the seige. When they pushed up, that was when it became ill advised.
@redcapetimetraveler76885 жыл бұрын
14:50 Apollo :"an elephant general" Me: " what ? General Babar ! Apollo: "nop it's general Dumbo of the carthaginian airborn division" xD
@STRZB0015 жыл бұрын
Ironfrog Trollhunter There actually was a general named Barbar who they named the cartoon after! Just an entire different story :P
@kureh94794 жыл бұрын
What
@ARMOREDSCARUB5 жыл бұрын
7:00 oh my god, they survived! Three men that were up on the wall surv........
@alberto61695 жыл бұрын
6:58 oh that would make for such a good life of a sold... Nevermind
@STRZB0015 жыл бұрын
7:00 *HE DEAD* PS. The Carthage and Macedonian player were both drunk off granola. Or am I drunk off granola just watching this battle? Both the attackers and defenders confused me... with their “tactics”?
@Lagmaster335 жыл бұрын
You sure?
@STRZB0015 жыл бұрын
Gary Grandy Either that or it’s a sleeping porcupine?
@STRZB0015 жыл бұрын
Khaki Shorts Why dem shorts so KHAKI?! 🩳
@STRZB0015 жыл бұрын
Khaki Shorts Beverly Hills Cop 90210 PI Sister 🩳
@IPendragonI5 жыл бұрын
Macedon literally kills an entire Carthaginian unit on the walls...
@ErtaiCZ5 жыл бұрын
"It has come to triarii" - an ancient saying meaning basically "It all went to sh#t" since the triarii were in the 3rd (and last) line and barely used. So, of course, send them first!
@Keksde5 жыл бұрын
That's not negative though. Triarii were the most wealthy and experienced soldiers in the early Roman Armies. So of course, you would only use them when needed. That saying means that the Triarii now need to clean up the shit the Hastati created.
@LiewLmao5 жыл бұрын
Raul it all went to shit and now they need to use their elite
@Canadian_Zac5 жыл бұрын
@@Keksde Roman tactics were. The young inexperienced guys go first, so they can get stuck in with gusto, tire themselves out, then hand over to the Principes, who were more experienced and better soldiers. They were generally expected to carry the day after the Hastati weakened them up... The Triarii stood in a line at that back, and, as Lindbeige has said, any Roman in front of them who might think about running, would turn to see a line of older, experienced men, standing in a line holding spears pointing in their direction.
@davidwilliams6585 жыл бұрын
@@Canadian_Zac you are correct but they were also used as a sacifice unit if the battle was lost, so the rest of the army could make a withdrawal
@ErtaiCZ5 жыл бұрын
@@LiewLmao Exactly
@scottball35565 жыл бұрын
Wow what a privilege to have the great man him self commentate on a battle that I’m playing in. I was Rome. I’ve still got my L badge on.
@pringlecantpvp64464 жыл бұрын
Scott Ball I know this video is pretty old but why the hell did you send in the Triarii first!?
@Chris-hq7mb4 жыл бұрын
@@pringlecantpvp6446 why the hell did he even bring triarii??? Maybe bring 2 against cav charges, but u choose the faction with the best sword infantry and bring 3 or 4 Triarii. WTF!
@Sabarsttv Жыл бұрын
@@Chris-hq7mbthis is really late but lmao he sent praetorians first and they got clobbered and then he had no good units left lmao also sent spears in
@ph64755 жыл бұрын
6:50 Apollo: Wow they survived! Three men have fallen off the wall and survived! Mercenary celtic warriors: So anyway, I started blasting
@LowryYT5 жыл бұрын
But I missed, I don't see so good
@idoeylon64135 жыл бұрын
6:55 funniest moment in the intire video I have to give it to the celtics swords tho that volley of pillers was so harsh😂😂
@TheAngelobarker5 жыл бұрын
That last dude who stood there stunned😂
@kureh94794 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was funny
@Him128745 жыл бұрын
6:56 Mercenary Celtic Warriors: He's too dangerous to be left alive **Immediately throw entire javelin volley**
@Rogue_Centurion2 жыл бұрын
Ahh that should do the trick
@findalin48575 жыл бұрын
Hedgehog: ''I'm the spikiest thing there is.'' 6:58 Libyan Infantry: ''Hold my beer...''
@Jay-zk7uw5 жыл бұрын
7:00 They brought tortoises AND porcupines!
@lukes49235 жыл бұрын
My snack and drinks? Gotten My walls? Bare and disgusting My justice? Fiery and ball shaped YUP, IT'S PIXIETIME
@Jamiro_Van5 жыл бұрын
Haha true
@josephharrison83545 жыл бұрын
Hotel? Trivago.
@chaseanderson63745 жыл бұрын
Lol you nut!
@mikek61595 жыл бұрын
7:00 min was the best lmao
@dakotadickerson935 жыл бұрын
That dramatic pause after those 3 soldiers died was priceless.
@AstroTheBalancer5 жыл бұрын
Dude this story Apollo tries to put together for the factions on the same team just made me laugh so hard! "Rome we got bigger fish to fry right now cause Pontus is gonna take me out then they coming for you" LMFAO BEST fake storyline!
@AstroTheBalancer5 жыл бұрын
P.S. Little trick that works a lot, when your units glitch on a tortoise like Macedon did, try having them drop the siege equipment and pick it back up, I have had that work many times for me.
@samcornero92585 жыл бұрын
I just want to say that you are pumping out some amazing content lately. Keep going
@dontsearchdocumentingreali96215 жыл бұрын
Apollo i respect you because you're the only one who still does rome 2 battles after all these years.
@LowryYT5 жыл бұрын
Ehem, joe
@hallvardberge22875 жыл бұрын
3 men survive the fall of the wall, Three seconds later... They become pin cushion
@dsmith3775 жыл бұрын
The Roman General Blunderous Maximus couldn't even fall on his own sword.
@ryansears43874 жыл бұрын
One thing I've learned in life: the worst action to take is no action. You're spot on about the attackers being indecisive.
@ZacharyBrodka5 жыл бұрын
7:00 is a classic! I laughed so hard. Never seen that before.
@TheFranka775 жыл бұрын
Might not watch you as much as I used to but you're still the best out there!
@andrei16375 жыл бұрын
6:50 hands down the best part
@aragorn7675 жыл бұрын
I love how unorganized these attackers are and how bold the defenders are on the sally out. Way entertaining.
@tf26645 жыл бұрын
I love it when Rome is in a battle
@DC-ss2jx5 жыл бұрын
6:57 Wow, 3 men that were up on the wall survi- Akward silence Funniest moment on your channel without a doubt
@hasanameeri46595 жыл бұрын
Javi trow on three man who survived the wall was insane
@RichfoxCapital5 жыл бұрын
That scene at 6:48 must enter the Hall of Fame for the Heroes of Hilariousness and hang there for eternity. That was just too good. Pure gold.
@RichfoxCapital5 жыл бұрын
"three men, who were up on the wall, survi..." Nope.
@RoyalRegimentofScotland5 жыл бұрын
Rome sees pontus taking cartage and Rome was like hey that's our job and then fought pontus to give back carthage so rome could invade it again
@vmattos195 жыл бұрын
Those 3 guys were the most amazing thing i`ve ever seen in any total war
@Tommy-nq5bo5 жыл бұрын
We need an instant replay or life of a soldier at 7:20
@essence_liveTV5 жыл бұрын
It was a Roman saying that “it’s down to the triarii” because they were the most veteran back line Units. Generals in battle Actually had to make them sit down sometimes so they wouldn’t charge him
@FuzzyChubbyPurpleUnicorn4 жыл бұрын
Been being watching your channel since I found you recently. Great content. Hope your lifes been good to you
@nateestes66275 жыл бұрын
Another problem was that the attackers made too many breaches in the walls, which was why they were overwhelmed in the center
@hellomynameishuman5 жыл бұрын
Defense first, that's how you win, send those triarii in.
@pa52875 жыл бұрын
7:00 omg really lol
@steamless45075 жыл бұрын
Amazing battle even better commentary great work love it!!!!!
@dom1989122 жыл бұрын
RIP those brave 3 🤣 actually laughed out loud at the timing of those javelins 🤣
@bmw_e30_styley105 жыл бұрын
Great Video, Apollo. Can you make a video maybe for newer player in Rome 2? Because of you i love this game and there is no real beginner friendly video. Ty
@thejjsop89515 жыл бұрын
Honestly I missed a few moths of your stuff. But I’m glad I’m back cause your honestly a legend
@richardgonzalez64095 жыл бұрын
Me: *sends the triarii as a vanguard troop in the assault instead as a reserve troop* apollo: what in the world is your malfuction?!!
@collinrank52905 жыл бұрын
7:01 holy shit he was lookin like a damn porcupine😂👍🏼
@Biftapopoulos5 жыл бұрын
Great battle ! The defender's sally out was a blast haha
@indianasquatchunters5 жыл бұрын
How many holes do you want in the wall? Carthage: Yes
@taxiarchiskalyvas81985 жыл бұрын
7:03 clip it
@savednorwegian4 жыл бұрын
Pontus: Just a prank, bruh!
@marcelobali5 жыл бұрын
This video proves that the players matters more than the factions
@childemperor74755 жыл бұрын
Wow the three amigos became porcupines really quick that was fricken amazing
@ubersoldado5 жыл бұрын
that rome total war soundtrack though
@johnthehunter67535 жыл бұрын
You are a great spectator Apollo, let’s go Rome. Those three men
@AdamOctorachmadi5 жыл бұрын
"Do you have a bare disgusting wall..?"
@everbono85415 жыл бұрын
I am a big fan apollo You should do a meme where it's a 4v4 siege and all of the attackers bring an absurd amount of tortoises so they can annihilate the wall.
@thegamerandfriends65974 жыл бұрын
The poor three men who survived the falling wall. But the last one was so bad he stayed alive but then he fell.
@kristiansmith27015 жыл бұрын
Life of a soldier for the last pincushion standing
@hellomynameishuman5 жыл бұрын
Agreed, Carthage and Macedon were drunk and high
@90witito5 жыл бұрын
That was one of the most hilarious surprises ever....
@agentwash15 жыл бұрын
The attackers started out really good with the initial assault, Rome and Carthage hitting at the same time, but Macedonia taking to long and Carthage pulling back caused them to drop the initiative and left Rome to dry. Really liked the defenders aggression, where able pick up the ball and moved on the attackers, as soon as the fumbled the defenders dictated the tempo of the battle, while the Pontic Sally failed, it diverted troops and attention from the main push and allowed the defenders to really dig in and hold that ground, even doing cheeky encirclements.
@adriantemple63795 жыл бұрын
now this is the most aggressive defenders of the decade
@willhilger40744 жыл бұрын
That was the funniest thing I have EVER Seen!!!
@ondank5 жыл бұрын
7:00 - Well that was an over reaction
@domgaming70555 жыл бұрын
What's up guys! Its a random commenter!
@alimohammad19345 жыл бұрын
Zup
@michaeledwards96305 жыл бұрын
Literally the funniest thing i may have ever seen.
@jordansimpson95695 жыл бұрын
I want all our javelins to fire on that unit! Totally obliterated them 7:13
@ellingtonGaming5 жыл бұрын
Great battle apollo!!!! Good stuff as always
@Tommy-nq5bo5 жыл бұрын
“Don’t get cocky kid”
@In_Real_Life_Npc4 жыл бұрын
I think the Sally out would of worked if they didn't hesitate so much. They waited giving the attackers enough time to mobilize and attack them.
@ryanwinborne50023 жыл бұрын
I liked the sally out and I think it was a good idea, so long as they didn't engage, and I didn't expect the attackers to attack them.
@Oversamma5 жыл бұрын
Nice to see the mighty Romans once in a while!
@zachhand41495 жыл бұрын
Literally died laughing at 7:00
@MichusAh5 жыл бұрын
06:53 definately made my day :D
@jamesdashwood61625 жыл бұрын
@7:00 was brutal af lmaoooo
@Ballmilk5 жыл бұрын
These kinda games are fun to watch cause u never know what they'll do
@lolbenz5 жыл бұрын
7:00 omg like for real that looked like a heros death from game of thrones
@johnnyb_right16295 жыл бұрын
I did actually learn something from this, and I am gonna put it to good use.... Thanks Pix!
@jebuschrist56185 жыл бұрын
after that sally out i didnt expect them to win at all
@Mitszick5 жыл бұрын
Love your content, made my day :)
@Thomas-ty5ol5 жыл бұрын
Minimalistic city builder was very relaxing and awesome . If you can please make one more video♥️
@CarlosSanchez-fb7ox5 жыл бұрын
wohoo new video!!!! Great videos apollo
@FxnWaySheGoes4 жыл бұрын
i almost choked on my food when i seen those guys get hit with the javs looool
@thebiggun66635 жыл бұрын
6:56 I was about to request life of a soldier, but I don’t think that’ll be necessary
@jasons.75065 жыл бұрын
6:56 Meme it. When you think you made it through the day, and then life comes back to hit you.
@danieljaywoods99505 жыл бұрын
I got so freaking excited when I got this notif, I don't have the time or money to play this game but I live for these siege battles thanks Apollo!!
@charleycox39445 жыл бұрын
Triari-i, Apollo! Triari-i! You accentuate the final i 😩😩😩
@c1trooper9755 жыл бұрын
6:55 That is mega BRUH moment
@Raidriar-5 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace those 3 brave men
@robo00525 жыл бұрын
You need to make a life of a soldier, of that guy who get killed by thousand javelins.
@Herdika_Praga5 жыл бұрын
Never get bored with rome 2 siege battle..
@gamerkev305 жыл бұрын
just got into rome 2 from shogun2. On my 1st battle on rome2 , I was wondering what the battles between units were taking so long and why no one was dying lol
@westlouisville88735 жыл бұрын
That’s the one thing about rts I really dislike... Its fun to watch the fight going on but, I prefer quick reactions and constant movement, I don’t want to sound mean but I play Ancestor Legacy on Console and sometimes it feels like I’m not fighting no one at all, no one moves but I love the Commentary you provide cause you sound just like me when I rewatch games and play keep it up mentally and physically Apollo
@absurd93175 жыл бұрын
Those Celts aint taking no chances no more!
@mordakai42745 жыл бұрын
Pixelated. Just for fun you should do an infantry Sally out with like 6 units. Archers on the walls. Like do it forreal though and see what happens.
@ianperry85572 жыл бұрын
Carthage to Rome: hey man listen here if Pontus keeps Carthago we can have our beef and I know you love fighting us so how about it? 👉🏼👈🏼
@harryingofthenorth40995 жыл бұрын
Always happy to see a Rome 2 siege just wish players wouldn’t always play these easy to play factions such as Rome or Carthage