Childhood Books

[@gliscornumber151]

"I hope your kids look like you" is both an amazing and terrible insult at the same time

[@GamingHacker420]

@JHONNY bruh why are you posting links on this comment?

[@questionable4290]

Its all about the way you say it

[@jhonandrews2674]

That’s a crazy ass insult

[@mylegghh]

I make vidz like Degenerocity 🦵🦵

[@alexthrailkill]

Dude I heard that shit and instantly added this video to favorites lmfao. That’s one of the greatest insults I’ve ever heard

[@errortryagainlater4240]

I fully blame schools for killing people's interest in reading for fun. They force you to analyse it until it's not fun anymore, then tell you that your interpretation of the story is wrong so you feel stupid for even trying to identify with the themes. Teachers even yell at kids for reading ahead! Smh how exactly is that supposed to inspire good reading habits??

[@raisyrosye7656]

Precisely, my book obsession was because of fanfiction!

[@maynot]

How about when they'd force you in middle school to read an entire book in a week, every week, and write a goddamn summary of every chapter?????? And so you'd scramble to pick a book in the library, and god help you if you accidentally picked a boring one, and then you couldn't even speed read it bc you had to write the main points of each chapter and ughhhhh. This is coming from someone who has read books in a day before. School destroyed my love of learning

[@raisyrosye7656]

@@maynot I'm so sorry...reading for your pleasure is so much fun but being forced to do something will make us hate it!

[@jhawkshaw]

It depended on the teacher for me honestly. The times when the teacher chose a couple of students to read and act as a character while reading was fun. As someone with ADHD, I especially need something that will keep me interested when I'm given a task that requires me to read a whole book.

[@maynot]

@@raisyrosye7656 It is not totally as bad as I made it sound... because although I shut down before I can get near anything remotely academic, I looove to get into fandoms and research the lore of stuff that I watch, and that's almost studying, isn't it? Haha. And like you, fanfic has been my main source of literature since I first started using the internet. I'd have to say it's fanfic that taught me how to write, even.

[@daedalus5466]

“They’re basically asking for a dollar.” They’re asking a fish for his scales. That’s like going up to someone and asking “can I have your skin?”

[@doodlebob3758]

In a human sense, it's as if tallness and maybe leanness could be distributed and all the short fatties hate the people getting laid.

[@Jollipop09]

Yes.

[@chaos.corner]

The correct outcome for that book is the fish gives all his scales away then nobody cares for him any more because they were only in it for what they could get from him.

[@tfordham13]

Can I have your skin

[@Car.alarm.]

Can I have your skin

[@cumber3631]

Dr.Seuss was ahead of his time with the "go ask your dad" line

[@alllittlethingzz]

Crazy cause he hated kids and cheated on his wife when she had cancer

[@Birdyboys]

@@alllittlethingzz He didn’t hate kids. He was a bad husband though

[@alllittlethingzz]

@@Birdyboyshe was afraid of them

[@Godzillahistoryfan34]

@@alllittlethingzzso that didn’t mean he hated them

[@Los3rartkid]

@@Godzillahistoryfan34pretty sure afraid and hated have separate meanings but he was a shitty husband

[@MoonlightSalsa]

Totally agree with you on The Rainbow Fish! I admittedly didn't think of the whole "they only like him because he's giving away something valuable", but I hated the book because the fish just STRAIGHT UP MUTILATES himself to get the others to like him! those other fish were literally asking him to rip out parts of his body and yet he was treated like the bad guy for refusing! I get the intended message behind it, but I think it was very poorly thought out.

[@ramenyamakazu]

I just made a comment about a way the story could have gone without falling into fish mutilation lmao

[@lmno567]

2:30 Of Mice and Men. I remember having a writing assignment in which I had to write an alternate ending for the book. I went with what if Lennie didn't get killed and got away never to be seen again since he realized just enough that he really messed up that he can't go back ever, and George just never caught up to him. Cut to years later in another town and George is now an owner of a farm and one to the animals he specializes in is rabbits. Lennie is passing through town as a vagabond, barely recognizable. They pass each other on the street, but for a second they thought recognized each other, turn around and realize it was who they thought they were, looking each other in the eye. Fin. Yeah, rewriting a classic is quite the task and rarely is going to be better than the original.

[@badulgumm5458]

Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh it was good

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

Really wondered if that wz really meant to b learned In middle schoo

[@Un0_]

Bruh imagine pouring your heart out on a story only to get a 76 or a c+

[@bobbyjoeno7779]

I did something similar, but lennie turned into a zombie and infected everyone on the farm. (I wanted to make the ending just a little bit different than what happened.)

[@lmno567]

@@bobbyjoeno7779 I daresay that you succeed. Went straight to a "The Walking Dead" crossover.

[@MrsBunny-hg4yg]

The Dr. Seuss rap at the end literally had me bouncing it sounded so good.

[@2RAWRSSS]

Fr

[@peppermintspice5873]

I wanted to vibe but it’s almost 1 am so sadly I can’t 😔 it was amazing tho

[@grilled777cheese3]

Man I was literally rocking to the beat 🔥🔥🔥

[@paul_particularlyunhappynut]

i was mad hype that was fire

[@sakuratree8816]

Fr So Good!

[@SweetVictory270]

One of the most underrated Children Books of all time that I have read every time I entered the library is “Big Nate”. Honestly some of the funniest shit I’ve ever read were from those books and they even got a “Consistent Storyline” with some of the most interesting and enjoyable stories and characters ever. 10/10 go read.

[@Mjc1822]

YOOOO i know this is late but you just brought back some good memories of Big Nate, Actually forgot about that book for a while.

[@theepicbladertvbeytuber6314]

Another underrated children book is "Where The Wild Things Are"

[@Dalgoons]

@@theepicbladertvbeytuber6314 that book isn’t underated, everyone knows what it is

[@Theawesomeninja_XD]

Completely agree! I loved those as a kid and still reread the ones I have on occasion.

[@ReallyWasTheLastDance]

BIG NATE MENTIONED FUCK YEAH

[@ego4]

Not only is Dr. Seuss the goat, but many of his books where literally designed to take real world problems and simplify them so a baby could understand. Take the Butter Battle book, its whole story and designed was hinting at the Cold War and how just trying to one up someone else may lead to others getting hurt. Dr. Seuss can solve world hunger by teaching it to little kids.

[@Santi-mz9ll]

He didn’t like kids and cheated with her wife that had cancer and committed sucide so I’m traumatized

[@lucy-zl4rz]

@@Santi-mz9ll he did. bestie would have been the goat if he really had morals

[@Santi-mz9ll]

@@lucy-zl4rz shit traumatized me

[@halloweenfan158]

Edward Gorey is better

[@jesusluver4444]

im pretty sure he said some things about african americans in his books but........

[@ryry_2720]

The best children's book with a lesson is The Giving Tree. I remember reading it as a kid and being confused, it was really the first melancholic experience I've ever had. It teaches kids that yeah, it's nice to share, but don't give everything away. It starts with an apple, but if left unchecked, it ends with your life.

[@Gold_Gamer_100]

Agreed

[@custom3505]

frr

[@fatbgmanbg975]

damn straight!

[@allurajane4979]

better than the fish one

[@ilikepinktings5627]

personally, i read it as how much parents are willing to give up for their kids

[@Abdelrahman_Salama]

The rap you did at the end is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life even my mom laughed at it.

[@Abdelrahman_Salama]

@Ruben Terrine yes

[@lovffle]

Bruh my mom would look at me weird 🦧

[@Abdelrahman_Salama]

@@lovffle lol

[@rtkiaa]

he didn’t make that

[@Abdelrahman_Salama]

@@rtkiaa yea but he said it ina funny way

[@jacobortiz3218]

10:49 “pixar presents:finding negro”is crazy

[@toxic_tomb1238]

"I hope your kids look like you" is the best insult I have ever heard.

[@toxic_tomb1238]

@JHONNY FINALLY, something I don't give a shit about.

[@limelikeicedtea5883]

@@toxic_tomb1238 Based

[@toxic_tomb1238]

@@limelikeicedtea5883 it's not based I just hate these view farming comment traps, it's worse than when youtubers ask for comments about a random subject even tho they will never actually check them.

[@limelikeicedtea5883]

@@toxic_tomb1238 yeah, screw the bots

[@realkingofantarctica]

Childhood was a different beast entirely. You weren't judged by your looks, intellect, athletic abilities or wealth. You were only judged by whether or not you owned the huge Guinness Book of World Records from that year. That was what separated the fetuses from men.

[@carbonmonteroy]

whaddya MEAN you weren't judged by your athletic abilities, the fastest runner got all the hoes

[@chieludz]

Nah my childhood "friends" used to beat the shit out of each other and be narcisistic as hell

[@bq1279]

Whoever had the most cash to go to the Scholastic Book Fair was the king of school.

[@blastoxic9992]

@Asmodeus Guy scholatic exist on Canada?

[@shouryaaswal5681]

@Asmodeus Guy even in India.

[@raphaelorozco7950]

I’m guessing everyone just discovered this guy but he is just such a hidden gem never fails to make me laugh keep up the good work

[@ChumleyYT]

We been watching the goat 😎

[@Meatman2042]

@@ChumleyYT facts

[@Prodigy300]

@@ChumleyYT yes broo

[@ratking9577]

Man, I remember I randomly got recommended the child support video back when he had like 20k subs and now he has over 400k Edit: Make that 500k

[@Prodigy300]

@@ratking9577 we proud of him

[@mynameisreallycool1]

Judy Moody was my favorite book series as a kid. I hardly see anyone on the internet talk about it. Those books were so underrated.

[@gerardwayseyelash]

I've only ever seen the movie

[@JimmyCarter-j5q]

Omg, those books were the BEST. My favorite one was the pirate one

[@platinumdiamond7]

Gentlemen can we all agree Dee's Big Nuts was the greatest literary intellectual experience of any of our lives?

[@Boxgang24]

Yes👊😔

[@ryanwfer]

Deez

[@leviathan6071]

yes

[@certified.IA_nerd]

Yes it’s a classic 👍

[@Kendrickstan]

True

[@mogie5769]

in the rainbow fish, I'm pretty sure all the other fish are psychopaths. they're literally asking to for rainbow to rip his skin off and give it to them. rainbow is the only sane fish in that ocean. if he gave away his scales, he would be dead because the scales are like the skin of a fish.

[@babyjg3759]

that’s how I imagined it

[@layladogs]

Your profile makes me have nightmares

[@vovanchidfy]

the octopus too, but he is going insane and then he tries to kill it

[@cyberchaos2763]

It’s crazy that you say all this then degen compares it to holding a dollar

[@1lonelypigeon500]

Surprised he didn’t talk about a bad case of stripes, that book SCARRED me for life. There’s just something so horrifying about being forced in 3rd grade to read about some girl turning into a literal bedroom

[@Trashassgoofysht]

I know. I remember I had run away from my 2nd grade classroom because my teacher told me that I had to be in a different class after reading only 11 pages of the book while crying I couldn’t stop crying. It has been 6 years and this book stills scares me till this day. Edit: I just feel like the author should’ve been a avant-garde artist instead honestly. :P

[@sarahwilson5946]

YES THAT SCARED ME SO BAD TT

[@H3ndr1x]

It always made me feel scared and digusted she was ugly in the first place she even uglier as fungus

[@Delilahsocool]

WE READ IT IN 1ST AND I WAS TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE. I THOUGHT IT WAS A REAL DISEASE-

[@Grimmmm333]

Bro the book cover was what scarred me

[@daboy5256]

I genuinely feel bad for people who don’t find reading fun because since I’ve always had maladaptive day dreaming it made it like I was seeing a movie in my head

[@Theawesomeninja_XD]

Same here.

[@labanhendricks7053]

I use to get that but I don’t anymore

[@Korixon.]

Same lol. Reading is always fun for me and I get so absorbed into it

[@waaah9857]

it's mostly the fault of schools for pushing really shitty reading habits onto kids which just make them uninterested

[@omonaijaj]

facts

[@aesiro1336]

Honestly, the Animorphs series is surprisingly good, with likeable characters, a good concept, one of the most intimidating threats in literature history, and to top it off, really good worldbuilding and LORE. Edit: Actually, the Yeerks are the overarching threat of the series. The kids who can turn into animals are the protagonists. (warning, summary of Yeerks below) The Yeerks are a race of grey, sluglike aliens that, despite their frankly hilarious forms, are one of the most dangerous species in the galaxy, infamous for conquering planets and adding them into their growing empire. Now, you might be thinking, "how?". Well, it's simple. They CONTROL THE BODIES OF THEIR UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS. Okay, the way it works is that they enter your body through the ear, make their way up to the brain, and then flatten themselves against it, squeezing into every last crevice. This gives them full access to their bodies and memories, leaving the victim trapped in their own mind, forced to watch helplessly as the Yeerks impersonate them perfectly, using their own memories as examples. Anyone can secretly be Yeerk-infested, and as a result, the invasion is happening without anyone knowing. This is why they are so dangerous.

[@dannylucio6629]

You forgot the part where since the kids regenerate wounds, the author basically brutalized the kids. They get there arms and legs ripped off its fucking intense.

[@aesiro1336]

@@dannylucio6629 Oh yeah. Child stabbing. Can't forget the child stabbing.

[@RosemaryRosella226]

@@dannylucio6629 ah yes, the ants. Literally got dismembered in someone’s backyard. Frikken dark.

[@ratman571]

THE COVERS WHERE SO GOD DAMN WEIRD

[@Shadowswolf9666]

@@RosemaryRosella226 oh yeah, they picked ants from a different colony right and got jumped because of it. Shoulda had your colors checked man.

[@sipntea]

11:05 WHY ARE THEY SAD AND GLAD AND BAD? IDK GO ASK YOUR DAD!!!

[@Pajanimations]

11:09 SOME AND THIN AND SOME ARE FAT! THE FAT ONE, HAS A YELLOW HAT!

[@Fallen-d5z]

SOMe ARE THIN SOME ARE FAT🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯

[@anturkey2074]

10:42 this actually made me laugh hard

[@cyanity1017]

7:51 also not only is the message of the rainbow fish bad, but aren't scales literally part of a fish's body? Like, even just removing scales of fish are considered animal cruelty but it just adds to my point, not only are they just friends with rainbow fish for his scales, the rainbow fish is basically killing himself just to make his friends happy.

[@itsthejoshi]

10:36 the one fish two fish rap you are looking for

[@Sylv3tt4]

Thank you

[@jonnyrico3583]

Damn it slaps🔥🔥🔥😎😎😎

[@marleyman5914]

Thanks

[@ucnguyen6375]

Man, not reading Animorphs makes you missed a lot of interesting moral debates and of course child soldiers committing war crimes too. The book that you showed that have the girl morph into a bat had the Animorphs using chemical warfare, and it is a pretty tame one in their war crimes list. 39 clues is a good one too, the mystery really hook you in, while you can also learn some cool history facts along the way

[@infiniteplanes5775]

I read a couple of them many many years ago, and I don’t remember anything. Other than the fact that they can turn into animals and one very detailed scene of someone flying as a Peragin falcon

[@PlatinumBalrog]

my favorite part is when the animorphs used a bunch of handicapped children as meatshields

[@arctic_phoenix9936]

Animorphs is probably the book series that gets fucked over hardest by just having consistently weird AF book covers. Jesus those were nightmare fuel as a child.

[@JojoThoughts]

I make videos like degenorocity check em out if y’all dont mind 💯l

[@alehlete830]

jelly and bean the cats

[@matthewbaang8749]

I remember absolutely loving the Geronimo Stilton books, from the spin-offs and the kingdom of Fantasy, those were my stepping stones into my love for reading. I remember going to the mall and begging my mom every time to go to the bookstore to get a new Geronimo Stilton book, shit was damn good back then and now that I gave it away to a local library, I hope kids could also get the Geronimo Stilton experience I had as a kid.

[@kittykat5915]

I remember reading those books all the time, I'm pretty sure there was a show as well

[@retghuard]

Omg when u said kingdom of fantasy it brought back so many memories, especially from that one giant ass book I used to flex called the phoenix of flames or smt

[@retghuard]

Bro I also rmb how it was low-key the first time I actually had a crush and that it on the blue girl 💀

[@matthewbaang8749]

@@retghuard shiiit, the phoenix of destiny? Yeah, I had that too, and it being a massive flex is definitely right. Shit looked like the paper was made of gold on the outside, and could've fooled me. I remember it being my most prized possession I ever had as a kid

[@lechungus1832]

The world building in the geronimo Stilton goes hard

[@PetrusButu-sh1uc]

I think the one time I enjoyed an assigned book (so far, at least) was The Outsiders. I remember that (especially on the day we saw the movie) almost everyone in our grade was simping for someone lol. Also read Animal Farm!

[@karenrenteria6476]

Me too I enjoyed the story at English class (same to of mice and men)

[@AddisonMurray-eo5bk]

Fr I loved the book and the movie so much

[@alllittlethingzz]

The outsiders is a classic book and movie another good movie is the lord of the flies!

[@chenbros]

This year I read of mice and men and the outsiders in class both good books your grade crazy for cherry?

[@PetrusButu-sh1uc]

@@chenbros some were, yeah

[@ar07-s9m]

Y’all remember this book that was about a girl that had many sicknesses like the girl turned into colours, a house, and flags. This book legit scared me this was an audio book that my teacher played in kindergarten I got so scared

[@anaheehee2784]

I think your talking about "a bad case of stripes" book.

[@ar07-s9m]

@@anaheehee2784 oh thank you that book scared me literally

[@MemerManStan]

oh a bad case of stripes? that book is creepy af

[@embe_r]

oh god that one scared the hell out of me

[@StrawberryCocoaPowder]

That book was one of my favorites :D

[@taystudioartist]

This video reminded me of this one book I HATED when I was little called "A Bad Case of Stripes" The whole plot was that some girl didnt wanna eat lima beans around others because it was embarrassing or somethin, so as punishment, the universe not only gives her stripes on her whole body, but also turns her into her ROOM. LIKE HER WHOLE ROOM WAS HER, BED WAS HER MOUTH OR SOME SHIT, IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. She also turned into a gumball machine if I remembered correctly?? We read it in like second grade so they mustve WANTED us to freak the fuck out

[@frmad9329]

That shit was scary

[@urextraaverageweirdo6124]

I'm probably the one of the few ppl who actually enjoys this book as a kid since the visuals didn't really scared me, I thought that was cool as a kid

[@phineasflynn8990]

Woah she straight up turned into Benson from Regular Show? Did her parents turn into a Bluejay and Raccoon?

[@ablackbunny3149]

I liked this one. Maybe it was because it was a video and Sean Astin was reading it for me, but I remember enjoying that book in 2nd grade.

[@hellothere10yearsago97]

Lowkey one of the scariest books I’ve ever read. Some of the pictures were unsettling

[@Fatima-hl2qg]

Percy Jackson, The Boxcar Children, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, and Dork Diaries were the series I read as a kid. Love them. I recently read the whole Percy Jackson series cuz I never finished it and it was great.

[@mortem4342]

Both Percy Jackson series are incredible except for Blood of Olympus, I was so obsessed with them as a kid I self-diagnosed as having ADHD and being a demigod just because I had green eyes and couldn't sit still lmao

[@nereid149]

@@mortem4342 YES I LOVED PERCY JACKSON IN 5TH GRADE and blood of olympus could have had a better ending smh, like it was robbed of like 300 pages

[@shimmershine6902]

Just finished trials of Apollo (comes after the Heroes Of Olympus, and Heroes of Olympus comes after the original series) and a nigga like me almost shed a tear a few times

[@vahineheart]

@@mortem4342 i thought i had adhd, lol, turns out i DID?

[@mortem4342]

@@vahineheart Sometimes I still wonder if I do lol, 80% sure I don't but wouldn't be surprised either.

[@KoofyTech]

*6:04* I can't with *oh my God*😂

[@Sum67]

Oh my Goooood… It’s some crazy spider pig!

[@themysteriousmouse6090]

SPIDER PIGGGG

[@milkisreallygood8957]

10:29 - just in case u need to rewind to hear that showstopping rap

[@phoenixkd2006]

I LOVE the 1973 version of Charlotte's Web. Charlotte's death makes me cry everytime. Honestly, the childhood book series I remember most fondly is Geronimo Stilton. I read almost every book I could find in my local library, and I even owned a few. I definitely need to get back into the series, it's really cool.

[@spaghetto9836]

Books I remember fondly are Chika Chika Boom Boom, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Geronimo Stilton, Big Nate, Dear Dumb Diary, the interactive Goosebumps books, and another one whose name I forgot but it frightened me in a good way. It was about a boy who sailed away from his problematic home & arrived at an island full of monsters that look like they're made of suits. He gets along with them at first until things become creepier, and ends up sailing back home. It had a film which I also liked.

[@phoenixkd2006]

@@spaghetto9836 I know which book you're talking about! It's called Where The Wild Things Are. Also, I'm a fan of Big Nate too. Haven't read any of the books in quite some time, so I'll need to catch up on that as well.

[@spaghetto9836]

@@phoenixkd2006 Omg that's it, tysm 🥺! Now I can look it up lol.

[@Grace-ix6oc]

I like the Animorphs series. (Though the Megamorphs and Alternamorphs book sets not so much). I don't like how they make the characters cliche, has stereotypes, as well as unoriginal puns, but the series was surprisingly deep and dark at some points. It goes over topics of genocide, self-sacrifice, torture, brief existentialism, nature vs. nurture, societal conformity, herd mentality, death, mercy killing, abandonment, executions, depression, and the horrors of war. It has some deep points and I wish that they didn't make a very bad tv series of it as well as make it look like some sort of cheap, corny series with cringy book covers that kind of downplays what the book is really about. I think that if they did a little bit of a better job on writing the books (make them longer as well as keep better consistency.) and not rush the process just to reach their book deadline, it could've been way better...

[@goodie2shoes874]

I remember reading action novels like Percy Jackson or Artemis Fowl. I remember reading this one book called Maximum Ride, where a bunch of bird kids flew around looking for their deadbeat dad.

[@thisisfleurdelis]

yooo maximum ride. legit sucked ass but i loved it in elementary school

[@comment2925]

Bro pjo rocks I also read Daniel x

[@fluffcake]

Recently got back to reading novels with Stephen King, but MAN all these stories are so good, I remember REALLY liking Boosebumps as a kid and that sparked the interest of horror in me. I also collected the Dork Diaries books as well. Man there was so many bangers along with the underrated gem that is BABYMOUSE

[@taetae-xt8oe]

He can never fail to make me laugh and he’s talking about BOOKS

[@ItsEds7]

@JHONNY your dad still finally isn’t here

[@mrfinalsmvp8067]

@@ItsEds7 Just violated this man damn💀

[@mylegghh]

I make vidz like Degenerocity 🦵🦵

[@rubyaddison5446]

Literally 😂

[@bruhvibes5941]

tae tae is gae gae

[@AppleTrack]

I like the part where he raps

[@peppermintspice5873]

Same

[@Th3RealPeterGriffin]

I like the part where he

[@poggyfroggy_isntmine4596]

I like the part

[@iamlosingmysanityrapidly]

Why you here

[@danidesigns2]

I think some teachers forced many of us to dislike reading because they can be highly biased and say that your interpretations of the story are wrong, even if it's just your personal opinion, and they don't agree with you. For me, I started loving reading again once I bought and read my own books and had a child to read to.

[@jakeperaltab99nyc]

God childhood books were a vibe. I literally hoarded Geronimo Stilton and Thea Stilton books, gave it away to my little cousin and he loves them! There was this never ending series of Rainbow Magic too and I remember searching my school library every week to search for the next part. Goosebumps, Glitter Girls, even Ripley's believe it or not. At this point reading these again will restore my happiness 😭😭

[@gerardwayseyelash]

I LOVED Geranimo Stilton. Even though my ADHD couldn't stand reading so much lmao

[@-carly-]

OH MY GOD THEA STILTON!

[@youcantbeatk7006]

Honestly I've noticed with a lot of people that being forced to read books you're not interested in for hours a day every day for years as a kid can really make people not want to read books as an adult.

[@Splexsychiick]

I never thought I'd become that person. I never understood 'I don't like to read' mentality. College changed that for me. I don't dislike books in general but the passion for them was killed. I owned a lot of books before college but while in college I packed most of them away and didn't read recreationally. The only books I read now are online romance novels. I think at one point the sound of page turning triggered me. I now have an unhealthy hatred for glossy paged books. Why are most textbooks made that way especially when we sit under terrible florescent lights.

[@WoozieGuy]

This guy isn’t just comedic, he recalled memories that were from your long a-while-ago childhood, bringing nostalgia that couldn’t been brought out due to how long ago it was because our current world has not been a very good place lately.

[@drpill6531]

Can't believe you never mentioned Roald Dahl, I always preferred to read his books over any Seuss work

[@joyc.e.7511]

Bro, Roald Dahl was sooo good. The Witches, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The BFG, etc. I think my favorite story may have been The Magic Finger. High key terrifying, but really cool at the same time.

[@drpill6531]

@@joyc.e.7511 ikr? I can't really remember The Magic Finger but my favorite was Danny, the Champion of the World

[@bleedingroze]

Roald Dahl is an AMAZING author for kids and adults, and he had a fascinating life. If you haven’t read his autobiographies you’re missing out. He was in a car accident when he was a kid and almost got his nose entirely cut off.

[@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070]

The typical Chocolate Factory Fan vs Glass Elevator Enjoyer

[@Noir_The_Cat]

Yea, even thou Jack and Annie and Thea Stilton's books were my favorites, he's the goat when it comes to children's books.

[@SpaceRider15]

10:42 bro this is actual fire I’m not even lying to you guys

[@lydiabogan]

I swear, Dr. Suess was making bars in his books. But the sad thing is, he was a horrible person. I also saw someone rap There's a Wocket in my Pocket over the beat of Walk it like I talk it. And it was FIRE!

[@EmperorDxD]

Who cares about his personality

[@lydiabogan]

@@EmperorDxD you're right. But it's still sad

[@nightly145]

@@lydiabogan Wait, what happened with Dr. Suess? I heard he was bad but never knew what happened.

[@tonystonem9614]

@@nightly145 basically he was cheating on his dying wife who fell ill with cancer then when she died he married the woman he was cheating with 💀 and other stuff

[@peppermintspice5873]

@@tonystonem9614 …wow

[@asleepyb0i400]

As a fiction novel writer, I understand the problem with reading books lol. Books aren’t the greatest source of entertainment when you just want to turn your brain off. However, I would recommend some fictional books for when you want to ignore the real world for a little bit. Xenofiction is the best for that, in my opinion, like Warriors or Watership Down.

[@twohoursto]

Lol I've found that "bookworms" or people like me who actually enjoy reading actually can turn our brain of pretty easily and almost instantly when we start reading shutting off the world and immersing myself in a book is easier than movies and comics sometimes.

[@infiniteplanes5775]

Unless Ive got something on my mind that I don’t want to think about, yeah. I don’t actually imagine what happens very much either, it’s strings of words that make sense.

[@mikkellowe1270]

It's what you train yourself to enjoy early on. If your parents encouraged you to read early on in life, and you genuinely enjoy it, you'll associate reading with good times, and would therefore do it more often. However, if all of your entertainment is visual, trying to imagine and entertain yourself without visuals, like comic books and movies, would be tasking, as you've never done it before a lot. That's why I detest that the first thing parents do to try to pacify or entertain their kids is to put a tablet in front of them. You're training them to half their attention span from the get-go.

[@glctcthnkr8059]

Bro Warriors was my shit as a kid

[@JojoThoughts]

I make videos like degenorocity check em out if y’all dont mind 💯

[@glctcthnkr8059]

Honestly I’m so lucky that I read long ass series like Warriors and Harry Potter as a kid, because even though they suck looking back, reading them made me realize that not all books are boring garbage that you have to overanalyze to “enjoy”. Series like Mistborn are so fun to read and have genuinely amazing stories but because of how boring school is nobody actually wants to try books out

[@ItsTrojanX]

man I hate harry potter that shit is so fucking boring

[@boop99]

Warriors is quite nostalgic for me, too. It's how I learned the word "apprentice"

[@andreisouzabento7506]

I Read im the legend and this book is awesome, a trully high quality drama

[@kitkatboard]

@antjbiotics Wouldn't say it sucks, but it's not mind blowing either, and some stuff aged a little poorly, like... Cho Chang's name. Also, Harry Potter is just basically Groosham Grange meeets The Worst Witch. Not that it's a bad thing, I love Harry Potter. But yeah, the books weren't what I would call works of art.

[@glctcthnkr8059]

@antjbiotics I mean, I guess in terms of actual writing it’s just mid, but the fact that JK Rowling is such a fucked up person on top of the fact that HP isn’t an amazing or even a very good series makes me like it way less

[@Stakeyen-li1ys]

As an artist reading books is probably one of the best ways to tell how imaginative your art is and then based on the genre you can you figure out what your "Visual Library" is lacking and then add to it. 10/10 if your an artist read books of various genres and settings

[@Adorabat85]

I remember in elementary school where we would fight over the dork diaries books and those rainbow magic fairy books. I wish I could go back to those times, I got so much enjoyment from reading those books.

[@DoubleRainbows667]

Broo the magic rainbow fairy books slapped tho

[@benadrylcabbagepatch2527]

I was obsessed with those rainbow magic fairies when I was like 7-8 years old. Even made a fairy OC called the “internet fairy” or something and made lore for it. Can’t remember the details but man you unlocked a whole gigabyte of memories by mentioning that

[@cbc_unblocked1459]

I love how this man can turn anything into a rap song

[@CaDragon]

Ah yes. Animorphs. The series where a bunch of kids fight body snatchers and contemplate the war crimes they're forced to commit by the end of the series. I used to hide those books from my mom because I was worried she'd find out how violent they really are.

[@twohoursto]

Omg these books left me traumatised at age 12 I went in thinking it would be some normal adventure and I came out with a pseudo existential crisis.

[@CaDragon]

@Lonely Underscore the kids get their limbs torn off on a regular basis but it doesn't break Scholastic's rules because when they morph back to human form their wounds heal, so technically no children get harmed physically. If you want a really dark kid's series without a happily ever after, go for it. Pretty well written, from what I remember

[@Harsh-tf9he]

what the fuck did i miss out on

[@twohoursto]

@Lonely Underscore 🤣 they're actually pretty good right now but I definitely do not think they were age appropriate for middle schoolers at least some of the ones dealing with heavier issues.

[@twohoursto]

@@Harsh-tf9he 🤣 second hand /pseudo-trauma that's what.

[@yasjones1737]

The charlottes web section was so funny I fell out of bed😂😂😂😂

[@pachiboy]

the Percy Jackson books were peak literature to me as a kid, the only book that had me like "who wrote this I need more"

[@simpleman8883]

On god, Luke’s backstory and Arc was pretty bussin

[@maxy6749]

I FUCKIN LOVED THE FIRST BOOK I have only read the first book but oh my god the movie sucked ass

[@bruhvibes5941]

@@simpleman8883 no it wasn't?? He just had daddy issues like the rest of them mid af. Nico being a homosexual was honestly more interesting.

[@schneejacques3502]

​@@bruhvibes5941 Wait what? When did that happen?

[@brandonadrien3476]

@@schneejacques3502 In the sequel series when the Roman side of mythology came into play and you got characters like Jason, Leo, Hazel, Frank, etc

[@jcb4078]

8:56 man used the ERB version of Dr.Seuss while talking about childhood books. thats some nostalgia overload

[@Aikoblaze278]

You remind me so much of how my dad loved Dr. Seuss and HE ALSO SAID DR. SEUSS WAS THE GREATEST RAPPER EVER and for the exact same reasons. I miss my dad he's gone now but its good to hear someone else having the same nostalgia and hype about Dr. Seuss. Thank you for making this video, keep up the great work man

[@emi_zebragirl3175]

"Take me back" I feel you man I miss those old days, same with the TV shows

[@tripled2096]

I spent all of my childhood reading the warrior cats books. My mom was always confused that I kept getting them bc she kept saying "surely they're done, surely there isn't MORE of those wierd cat books" They're literally still making them, there's over a hundred now I think

[@dorianpompa8409]

the 1st saga of 6 books was rlly great, I didn't even liked reading back then but I enjoyed it a lot. After I read the 7th one I was pretty disappointed and felt they just milked a finished story, never read the 8th one+. But shit dude over 100....WHY DO PPL STILL BUY EM

[@peppermintspice5873]

It’s crazy how the author is still writing those

[@deen7530]

@@peppermintspice5873 Authors, there's multiple people writing under the name Erin Hunter

[@peppermintspice5873]

@@deen7530 ok that definitely makes more sense

[@thefantasylife]

Animorphs was a crazy book series, it was about the horrors of war with wacky animal shenanigans to get past the censors. I would totally recommend, but it is a long book series, so like.... maybe listen to an audio book?

[@whythough4848]

I swear EVERY single video this man has made has made me laugh.

[@gabrielacardenas4522]

fr bruh

[@tasher4149]

Man Robert Munch and Dr. Seuss were the backbone of my childhood

[@zombifiedpariah7392]

"But nobody goes to see him cause you know, he's a dirty ass pig." That made me laugh way harder than it should have 😂🤣

[@cesarmunoz3211]

11:14 ill have you know im watching this on my samsung fridge

[@AzureBlast]

No chance you're seeing this 24 hours later, but I froze when you mentioned the 39 clues. I've read all of them they were pretty cruel and engaging. And even after like 37 books the finale was pretty decent. It's still my favourite book series and I wanna say it's because I haven't read any books in a while but I was a serial reader years after I finished them and nothing tops. Also never seen them mentioned on Earth ever.

[@ManectricReturns]

I don't remember shit about the books, but I remember going to the store and every single copy in the store had the cards stolen out of the front page lmao

[@kaylahgreen5080]

I found the first book in the library in 5th grade and begged to have the whole series for my birthday (some I checked out from the library and the others were bought as a gift). Still my absolute favorite series and proudly displayed on my shelf. I’m glad there are still fans out there !!!

[@tupaclives5848]

I miss being a kid. It was cool when teachers knew I liked to read, they would find me good books they thought I would enjoy. There was this dude that just called himself Avi that lots of teachers recommend me books by. He was a really good author.

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

I should re get into that book

[@SmashtoonGamer]

All I remember is that in the later books the interpol was chasing after them and that they started working with their cousins that were trying to kill them. I think the Genius Files had a similar premise if anyone has read that

[@hazard-9574]

my computer started to heat up when you started spitting those BARS like Dr Seuss fr a hood classic

[@theog_spider6212]

I JUST LOVE HOW THOSE FISH GOT MAD AT RAINBOW FISH DUDE FOR NOT GIVING THEM SOME OF HIS SKIN. "hey can i have some scals" is the same as "ayo give me some of your clean ah lotionized skin"

[@keirnaneadie7414]

The BONE series was the pinnacle of childhood fiction, 10/10 would smash Thorn

[@boop99]

I liked boys but still thought Thorn was a baddie lmao

[@maxdragontamer7652]

"I don't wanna use my brain when I'm trying to be entertained!" -Literal Genius

[@Springdude11]

Don’t forget the absolute comedy gold mine that was The Monster at the End of this Book, featuring Grover.

[@16maze]

10:24 had me dying with that line and EDP shot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@paul_particularlyunhappynut]

guys i dont think thats biggie

[@izzatsufian2796]

Biggie smalls 445.

[@mdalos0624]

6:13 I spilled my water all over my laptop lmao

[@Regular_guy124]

Porky gets the spider pregnant

[@derp606]

@@Regular_guy124what.

[@derp606]

@@Regular_guy124as someone who read it you are wrong

[@derp606]

(i think)

[@Regular_guy124]

@@derp606 my internal organs are bleeding out

[@aratherbritishdinosaur]

4:47 "The Android" was one I read as a kid. I actually remember enjoying it. I liked how if you flicked the pages fast enough it would have a little animation at the bottom-right corner depicting the human-spider transformation. I liked this book, even if it is creepy to look at.

[@ProbablytheRyan]

"Think about the rabbits, George." Is the hardest hitting line in anything ever

[@SpareMango]

Have y'all seen Jeff Kinney? He's been going WILD on twitter, childhood GOAT

[@maismade6013]

I feel as if Degenerocity is Nathan Zed’s Alter Ego where he lets his true self out

[@splinchsplonch1243]

6:43 unlocked a fucking memory

[@genjilucasstudio3041]

That dr. Seuss book spits Bars🥶🔥🔥🗣️

[@epicm999]

I wasn't allowed to read anything that wasn't a chapter book because I was told that they were "picture books", even though they were graphic novels in the same vein as Dork Diaries or Diary of a Wimpy Kid. When I finally found a chapter book series that I really enjoyed, Warriors, I kept reading the books and then I was told that you weren't supposed to read the same things over and over. Ever since then, I never really read anything. Occasionally, I'd find a series that I'd like and only read the first two books before dropping it.

[@myselfme1953]

I still love warriors, very good series

[@epicm999]

@@myselfme1953 Kind of fell off the series, but I agree. I spent hours reading and rereading the best parts of the books. Brambleclaw best character.

[@myselfme1953]

@@epicm999 Same bramble before he became leader is a very great character, since I'm poor I have to rely on moonkitti to help me with only having the first series

[@epicm999]

@@myselfme1953 Dang he became a leader?

[@myselfme1953]

@@epicm999 yep, he's trash as one too

[@ShakeGmer]

He could be talking about ANYTHING and i would still watch his vids because he is super entertaining

[@dlobelow760]

Y'all missing out on reading. Bruh, I used to read mad books back in elementary and middle school. I used to bring in my copy of Watchmen (bought it with my allowance and this was a year or two before the movie came out, I was 13-14 at the time) every day. I tried to read the Twilight series to get with the girls there (failed at both accounts plus the book series was just like the movie series: trash). A Series of Unfortunate Events is one of my top 5 favorite book series for kids alongside Harry Potter and Diary of a Wimpy Kid. As I grew up, I started to read more mature books like Maximum Ride and Battle Royale. When I was homeless, Inherent Vice got me through most of it. Reading is fun, nigga. Don't knock it.

[@mylegghh]

I make vidz like Degenerocity 🦵🦵

[@user-yj7cu5sk2w]

Fr like I read a book every day, I actually can’t stand watching shit because it gives my brain the opportunity to check out (which it does) and then I have no idea what’s going on. Like I got a large ass vocabulary and I’m a good writer + people think I’m mature for my age only because I read a fuckton of books, I really ain’t all that.

[@juancampos9468]

Reading is mid

[@user-yj7cu5sk2w]

@@juancampos9468 gonna have to respectfully disagree bro

[@thisisfleurdelis]

brooo youre reading the good shit, Battle Royale and Series of Unfortunate Events >>

[@silentbanana209]

6:22 Glad I’m not the only one lol

[@TheRetroGamer-YT]

YOoOOooooO

[@iknowicked]

Don't blame the reader blame the book

[@cjbcastro]

She Be Bad Tho

[@nicolasbissonnette1010]

11:00 your average carti fan...

[@akaadam_2.043]

6:29 THIS MAN SPEAKING FACTS BRO I REMEMBER READING THESE BOOKS AS A 4 year old

[@AaronGeo]

I still have those first two at home omg (goodnight moon and hungry catterpillar)

[@tallerwarrior1256]

Bro some of my two favorite original books that aren’t a series are Daniel’s Story and Esperanza Rising. To basically make a simple and very bad description of both books, they’re historical dramas with Daniel’s story being like Forrest Gump but taking place in the Holocaust and Esperanza Rising being like the Mexican version of The Color Purple. Both are pretty short, very good books, that feel like a perfect opportunity for a movie adaptation, which they don’t have.

[@boop99]

I read Daniel's Story when I was in eighth grade for class I'm in my 20s now and asked for a physical copy for Christmas. It's on my shelf waiting to be read again

[@hawtdawg877]

One of the must funniest vids from you in a while. The rainbow fish and dr suess segments had me guffawing (Also, dr suess's "There's a Wocket in my Pocket" flows and sounds EXACTLY like that one Migos song, its insane)

[@X1AN1023]

this man never ceases to entertain me with his way of ranting, its a long way but im sure this dude will reach 1 mil

[@rubyaddison5446]

Facts 💯

[@alexthrailkill]

I remember reading a bunch of The Missing series by Margaret Peterson Haddix. Found, Sent, Sabotage, Torn… I also loved the Morpheus Road, Percy Jackson, and Michael Vey books. The Invention of Hugo Cabret is a classic too. I almost want to start reading again now lmfao

[@totaldan99]

The missing was def a good book

[@sekai123]

You speak my language, the missing was awesome. Really hope more people read it, it’s pretty good for all ages

[@boop99]

Percy Jackson is great for kids who want to get into reading and readers alike Hugo was also great, I loved the illustrations

[@sipntea]

i remember everyone was reading the hunger games before the first movie came out

[@dia9642]

MPH is from my hometown, so we had to read the first book in the missing series for class in sixth grade. I loved reading so I didn’t mind, but I figured the book wasn’t going to be any good. I think my reasoning was the genre. I ended up reading it anyways and loved it. I wanted to read more of MPH’s books so when our town held a book signing for her I went and my mom bought me a ton of her books. She signed each of them and was super nice :) I loved those books and I’ll always be grateful that I read them. Btw turnabout is the GOAT. Edited for clarity

[@stimsivar9761]

6:34 legendary

[@superlolbrothers6559]

My favorite books used to be the Miss Nelson books! The ones where that teacher notices her class misbehaving, and she decides to disguise herself as Hugh Neutron’s aunt (actually a witch) to punish her class like it’s a military school. Those books were awesome!

[@samuelf1612]

I read that book in 3rd grade..idk why but it was so scary i couldnt show up to math class for like a week because the teacher looked like the one in the book LMAO

[@Theawesomeninja_XD]

@@superlolbrothers6559 I loved those!

[@gdgsebas6182]

8:33 “You know what’s a good book?” KZbin ad: *KINDER BUENO*

[@user-eu8ll2rg9j]

Lmao I got fortnite

[@Verner-eh4pk]

I got pepsi

[@deanos32]

I got a U.S. lawfirm ad 💀

[@bleepblock2177]

I got KZbin premium

[@ReiyaOReiya]

I got Grubhub

[@sohamjain7803]

9:08 when he said he couldn’t read he rlly meant it 💀

[@festivalboat9068]

bro when I was younger I was known by the librarian as the kid who was allowed to read every book in the library no matter the reading level, litteraly I was out there reading these long ass books and memorizing 90 percent of what happened in it, and now I can barely remember what I was doing 3 hours ago

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

Like do u blame tech? I wanna say it’s half the puzzle on our memory span

[@jasperjepson6462]

The problem with elementary school is that in elementary school you’re recommended books like big Nate, diary of a wimpy kid, and other books that take place in middle school. I couldn’t relate to them as an elementary schooler, and when I went to middle school I was too old for them. Literally in every grade level I’m in it recommends me books where characters are older, so I never read books about people of my own age.

[@minipancakes5006]

Not lizzo😭✋ 11:10

[@black_queen910]

Ur ugly

[@sipntea]

y'all sleeping on robert munsch, he is one of the most goated children book authors of all time and that illustrator michael martchenko fuelled my imagination with his recognizable illustrations. Every single robert munsch book is a timeless classic, and nobody on gods green earth can tell me otherwise.

[@joyc.e.7511]

Did that man write A Bad Case of the Stripes??? That shit traumatized me as a child...it had an excellent message, but it was also scary as hell.

[@sipntea]

@@joyc.e.7511 david shannon wrote and illustrated "a bad case of the stripes". robert munsch is a canadian author who wrote some all time classics like "love you forever" and "paper bag princess" if you ever have kids, robert munsch books are all you need to keep them satisfied.

[@FroggyLover69]

I’m pretty sure Robert munsch is only popular in Canada, still made fire books. 🔥🔥🔥

[@Grgrqr]

4:35 All I did with the animorphs as a kid was to flip through the pages really quickly and see the transformation at the bottom of the page Percy Jackson was the best book series of my childhood IMO

[@tatijay9923]

Box car children And goosebumps was fire! ( The Bluford high series was one of my favorites in highschool)

[@Giratony]

8:28 funny gay mouse

[@hollowsiren]

Goofy Ahh Gay Mouse 💀🐁

[@juicethegoose4738]

I remember in elementary school, whenever a new diary of a wimpy kid came out, only like two kids would actually buy it, and everyone else would just borrow it from them. I remember we made whole waiting lists and stuff 💀

[@turntprophet7960]

That’s pretty cool y’all actually shared a book around like that

[@Oubaitorii]

Can’t believe you mentioned Bone comic series. In middle school, I used to read them during lunch in the library. My favorite comic series to this day as a 26 year-old. I bought the entire series a couple years ago. Always lend it out to others or recommend it! :)

[@StayMadLmfao]

My 5th grade teacher really got me into books. I was the same,didn’t want to imagine my fun and just play my GameCube but when you’re at school it’s better to listen to your teacher read than write some shit down. Old Yeller and War Horse are some of my favorites