The Biggest Threat to SOCIETY

[@TheRealGemKeeper]

He is the reason Wikipedia has an entire page dedicated to each and every war crime

[@AL4IGH5]

No wonder

[@marcotanooky9651]

Seems legit

[@Human_traain]

He invented them

[@simon_1458]

Nice but do we need she hulk?

[@chimmy1161]

@@simon_1458 this isnt even nice bait go away

[@SleepyPj]

"He has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals."

[@IKHEMexclamationmark]

damnit, I was 7 minutes late.

[@wailmerpail]

Remember, no Russian

[@Iianator]

He's a threat to the United States of America, to our way of life, nigh to democracy, law and order itself.

[@breagle4525]

Black ops > modern warfare

[@sharleneseaborne1576]

😥

[@reicho3034]

I remember “No David!” as a kid. He was shown to me and my class in school as an example of everything we shouldn’t be. We were always disgusted by David. He was just made a gross way to teach us to never do the things he does by showing how disgusting it looks.

[@gamerofgamers1417]

Yeah, but it also means you get forgiven easily and still get all that you want.

[@Shuba-Shuba33]

My little cousin is literally like david and my moms scold me for saying that’s not good, like its just disgusting how you cannot educate a child properly, my aunt was literally a daycare teacher.I’ve lost faith on my family.

[@gamerofgamers1417]

@@Shuba-Shuba33 It's like the Diary of a Wimpy Kid family becoming real.

[@kingbacon124]

I remember reading this in first grade. The class was laughing for the duration of the class.

[@Shuba-Shuba33]

@@gamerofgamers1417 oh shit 😔

[@samdavis8358]

David is just the hood version of Caillou

[@NalaMyDear]

Why is this so true

[@RYKTXGaming]

With hair. And extremely cursed looking.

[@awesomedudepwnz0r77]

i agree bruh

[@GigantusMaximus-wc3jk]

Fr tho

[@crimsonmad65]

FR

[@trex2046]

David never thought before his actions destroying homes,property and animals disturbing the peace just for his amusement.

[@gamerman7209]

He thought and he got the outcome he wanted. Saying he doesn't think implies that it was an accident. This was purposeful

[@Jeff_WeedEater]

He has no rules No boundaries

[@davidthedoge4207]

I’ll fucking do it again

[@Sucullentbutter]

If david meets manny there will be the end of the universe

[@SomeGrunt_On_Youtube]

@@Sucullentbutter *oh god…*

[@yee4198]

David is the mastermind behind every single tragedy to have ever happened in history

[@sirlundythetoonbint2247]

He is the mastermind behind every 51 unbenounced Danganronpa killing game

[@bigheadrat9493]

Who do you think shot hitler?

[@estefanyalmodovar5182]

He's the reverse flash to the entire world why do you think the dinosaurs died from a asteroid naw he committed the dinosaur holocaust by him self

[@kikor4954]

@@sirlundythetoonbint2247 good reference

[@sirlundythetoonbint2247]

@@kikor4954 huzzah I have summoned a fellow follower

[@SeaBagel228]

The fact David says he swears because his dad does it, and we NEVER see the dad, this kid truly is fatherless in his life

[@dangerouspie0319]

He's got daddy issues

[@jasonchiu272]

David secretly killed his father but lied to his mother that he went out to get milk.

[@loudhedgehog1116]

@@jasonchiu272 thats how much of a monster he is

[@Vekten]

6:53

[@ExtremeWreck]

@@jasonchiu272 I can definitely believe in him killing his father & neighbors then eating their corpses.

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

David is the definition of "use a condom"

[@mustaadtheguy]

No.1 reason to not abandon your baby mama

[@MemesForMiles]

😆🤣😂🤣😆😂🤣

[@menace135]

OH SHIT LMFAO 😭😭😭

[@JajaGodzilla-nt6zu]

Is it me or are you every where

[@DogzillaVsKittyKong]

HOLY DOGGO

[@therealodin87]

The only explainable reason David got Christmas presents was that Santa himself was so terrified of David, so petrified by his behavior, that the only thing he could do was give David presents rather than seeing the terror he would unleash on the world if David didn’t get presents.

[@John_OrangeFish]

This was the most correct reason

[@flipamation490]

He would escape the confines of the book and kill us all

[@grtetrs]

es

[@SASchwarzenegger]

Ok

[@menace135]

David is the kind of kid that would flood the mall santas lap with diarrhea and start laughing

[@Leafcane]

"Kids aren't supposed to be cursing, DUMBASS" is my favorite quote in this whole video

[@simswashaway8969]

Mine was when he was talking about wiping david

[@justanegg8478]

That and “this kid is a criminal, a lawbreaker, a swindler, a rogue good for nothing baddie.”

[@Yuleditsstuff]

Time Stamp?

[@traviscampbell895]

Kids aren't supposed curse dumb ass

[@SylentSilver]

My favorite part is when David said It's curse'in time and cursed all over the place. Truly a cinematic moment.

[@puffpuffpassmako]

Others: "Caillou is the most insufferable child in children's media" David: *Hold my crayons*

[@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747]

Caillou, manny, and David are three of the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[@dusk9427]

When the forth appears the end of the world is upon us lol

[@TwinaWina]

Yep

[@Industrymanyaoi]

Also Roy's bedoys

[@umidk2844]

@@Industrymanyaoi you found the fourth horseman, THE END IS UPON US

[@Barakon]

I remember a book about depression & how to get out of it. It was a gloomy guy with a cat who took everything from his world & used it to make a cake out of it & the world begins a new & becomes beautiful.

[@revelare_xvii6269]

David is literally the physical manifestation of the phrase “some men, just wanna watch the world burn.”

[@AquilasCry]

😂😂😂😂😂 on my lunch break and all my coworkers stared at me cause of this comment

[@ruabaratd1376]

He doesn't want peace he wants problems always 😂

[@beakknivemonkey1909]

after that thought i had another, "WHERE WILL I LIVE AFTER THE WORLD BURNS!?!!?!?"

[@WishesWish]

YES

[@sirjoemega3744]

Knowing David he's probably the main cause of the fire but of course his mom forgives him for settin the whole damn world on fire

[@loomismyers]

no david's art style was absolutely terrifying as a kid and it still is

[@AL4IGH5]

Ye tho

[@malicekerendu3574]

It reminds me of those old fairy tales that would end with "and everybody died. The End."

[@stewboy69]

yeah the art style looks so british

[@mira-wall]

I liked the art style

[@SaperBossTv]

@@JojoThoughts your videos are ass, they have the same quality as that of a SoundCloud rap song

[@ZakMilz]

David deserves a seat at the round table of black air force activity.

[@memenation5105]

He is the offspring of kid buu

[@elmo8832]

Ong

[@jevaunjustin1584]

fr

[@Jeff_WeedEater]

David deserves a better barber that's what he needs

[@an0rmalp3rson70]

@@Jeff_WeedEater nah bro, David's so bad his hair didn't wanna be near him

[@Egg...955]

*breaks grandmothers urn* "NO DAVID"

[@anonymoustroll2432]

Commits sexual assault "NO DAVID"

[@unknownvariable9239]

I always felt bad for David as a kid reading the book, probably has an abusive father or something. I had no idea how deep this went, he’s a monster. Undeserving of sympathy

[@zip7846]

Not the bot breaking out of character 💀

[@Abel-Alvarez]

Bot: replies a second time without a link Everyone here: "Wait, that's illegal"

[@lorenzo3119]

@@zip7846 top 1 character development moments

[@CMatt007]

I have a autistic brother called david. Acts and looks like him. Can confirm the abusive father.

[@owenmasalla2753]

@@zip7846 🤣

[@vibes7765]

People always talk about how great homelander is as a villain and a character but nobody EVER payed attention to this sneaky little demon................. *David*

[@help-ns1xr]

@whaaa t when the bot gives up.

[@Jeff_WeedEater]

My heart shattered when david said to his mother "Its davin time" then daved everyone in his home.

[@BananaPudding_]

Is isn’t just a demon...he’s satan himself

[@Demarion-z1w]

Chara dreemur right now: hold my knife.

[@Ajs_Sandwich]

HIM EATING THE DOG TREATS IN FRONT OF HIS DOG THO LMAO 😭😭 truly a force to be reckoned with

[@theFAKEbarrel]

1:11

[@stupidahhchannel99]

Pay respects to the Doggo

[@gamingxeno123d]

i was hungary

[@Ellis_gaming_L4D2]

Hshsh sh dy duufurhehe I WAS HUUNGRY!

[@DannyBirchTheAnimeLoverGamer]

David: I was hungry!

[@drippylightbulb4634]

I remember when my mom read this to me. I only had to listen to 1 book, and he’s a menace.

[@unknownvariable9239]

Teacher reading the story: “David’s a really bad kid isn’t he?” Us as children: “That’s no kid… that is an uncontrollable force of nature.”

[@abduadams5446]

@whaaa t no

[@Human_traain]

Nature? NATURE? DON'T YOU DARE ASSOCIATE HIM WITH OUR PLANET!!

[@BigBrainGamer58]

Extraterrestrials such as David cannot be classified as such of nature

[@A_Stigly_Person]

@whaaa t shut up

[@peppermintspice5873]

Same I dreaded hearing about this kid during read alouds

[@huntercool2232]

David was that kid who made even the school bullies feel uncomfortable when reading his books

[@amandalila8050]

David now who grew out of his childish behavior reading this: Bruh. (David is the author)

[@PlanetLokiWorldBuilding]

As the quiet kid I find this book disturbing as well.

[@moodapenkinislazy]

I only read one of the books and was horrified.

[@davidg4789]

My name is David and this was my favorite book, its crazy seeing all the goofy ahh stuff the name David is associated with now, but hey, what am I gonna do?😊

[@AlphaBatman6]

Didn't you comment twice?

[@30fpsvurz97]

David: *kills 11 people* David:I’m sorry Mom:all is forgiven

[@MomoALTA]

*commits 9/11 and the holocaust* Him: am sorry Mom: k

[@person5298]

@@MomoALTA nah bruh you and david wrong for that

[@block827]

@@MomoALTA well if davids causing 9/11 AND the holocaust theres gonna be way more people giving david a "timeout" "am sorry" aint gonna slide with them either

[@MomoALTA]

@@block827 it’s a joke k

[@MomoALTA]

@@block827 ik he would be executed for war crimes

[@SethsNewChannel]

Step aside Cailou, there's a new brat in town.

[@cutralefan1996]

He’s basically the Caillou of literature.

[@spinge1061]

How are you sure he ain’t just Cailou a few years later?

[@SethsNewChannel]

@@spinge1061 He can't be, this guy has hair.

[@hopelessjoe9519]

I remember as a kid reading the one where he does some bad things and then it cuts to his birthday party where no one showed up, and I didn't feel sorry for him in the slightest.

[@kahonk269]

Good.

[@tykenzajuuzoo681]

💀

[@letlotlomoletsane8513]

Damn

[@Mal-go5dl]

Bruh I laughed at that

[@LilXancheX]

@@kahonk269 how would you feel :(

[@JackieOwl94]

I remember these books and thinking “this explains some of my friends” when I was a kid. A large number of my friends got away with so much stuff and acted like David without consequences. It baffled me.

[@uhh...nasturtiium]

I have a kid in my class who breaks pencils, rips paper, uncaps markers and worse. He loves being sent home with NO PUNISHMENT.

[@robertortiz-wilson1588]

Modern parenting.

[@inactivechannel3004]

@@uhh...nasturtiium thats nothing

[@thefrog4990]

Same lol

[@Durka-Durka]

@@uhh...nasturtiium He'll be the biggest loser ever. Sucks to be him. (Maybe males who act this way have super tiny penises.)

[@theman6422]

His mother, kneeling in pain on the ground, looks up to her son and sees his cold, evil eyes. She cries out to him, say “D-David…You didn’t have to do that…To all those people…To me…” David simply stared at her, then revealing a menacing grin. All he said to her was a whisper…and all he said was “…Sorry, Mommy, but it wasn’t my fault…”

[@ShadowPerson.]

Jesus Christ

[@david-rf7tf]

🤨

[@ketsu_kit8920]

@Light Yagami Damn David bout to get Kira’d

[@blue-cloud-studios]

"The world...simply...couldn't handle me >:)"

[@kayleighmoore6951]

@@blue-cloud-studios "...And now... *There will be no more witnesses.* "

[@casual_villain]

David absolutely grows up to become the Joker and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[@theblackdagger4566]

David is literally just “I want this world burnin” and I enjoyed every moment of it

[@mythicplayz5477]

He’s the next Caillou

[@Ok-_-719]

Lmao same

[@SupaGamerz67]

@@mythicplayz5477 Bro what are you talking about?! He walked so Caillou could run!

[@luckyy3691]

"Enjoyed every moment" So did David.

[@fallenwarior8031]

Devil:"All I want to say it's that I'm a huge fan of yours"

[@Zombie-Hunter]

Imagine being named David and having everyone in Elementary school mess with you because of these books. THAT HAPPENED TO ME.

[@coldcowboy3853]

Bro my names Jesse, and they kept bugging me with that goddamn Disney show theme song, just loudly saying “HEY JESSE” everytime they saw me

[@jekkijekster]

@@Joojins poor guy can’t catch a break from the references

[@coldcowboy3853]

@@Joojins that’s a common one I hear too, but I don’t mind it as much

[@coldcowboy3853]

@@jekkijekster I hear that one a lot too, but I don’t mind it much

[@Xxx-lk3xe]

@@coldcowboy3853 hey jesse it feels like a party every day

[@harveyanimations8974]

I had this book as a kid. I had nightmares that David would chew up my legos. You can imagine my horror when I woke up to find chewed legos on my bedroom floor. I later discovered that it was my dog.

[@harveyanimations8974]

Gosh morry, I loved you dog. Rip. But SERIOUSLY? Y’all know how expensive legos are?

[@yourmothergaming384]

zad moment 😞😞😞

[@5XOCYD]

@@The_Artist_OfficialOk edgy 12 year old

[@davidbenson6329]

It was me who chewed your legos

[@cheeseburgermonkey7104]

Dog was possessed by David

[@Tinyredfella]

David's mom: I LOVE YOU DAVID also David:causes 3rd degree war crimes

[@slimeking3667]

David is the kind of kid to break something and blame it on a imaginary friend

[@mattburrowes]

Manny: Hold my knife, bubby.

[@DoudiGomaa]

True he would blame it on his ✌️imaginary✌️ friend

[@imtheoneSMG1]

@@mattburrowesdiary of a wimpy kid lol

[@Tinygamer34]

@mattburrowes I was about to say that god dammit

[@BWITHYURI]

That actually happened in a certain cartoon from Cartoon Network.

[@squiddyanimations6617]

we should start a petition for a 9th book to be made where david finally learns a goddamn lesson

[@gryn_iq]

Nah, bro. Make him goes to jail, and then the teachers tell to the children that if they didnt learn their lessons, they will be like David. There is many chance, but youll never know when it will be your last. >:)

[@Goofy_goblet]

He goes to his black friends house, breaks a vase and gets the shit spanked out of him

[@Goofy_goblet]

@@gryn_iq bro needs to know the hard way

[@Bruh1]

David gets his hand cut off as a compromise or something

[@thomasfranks8598]

That would be the 9th wonder of the world

[@TopReviews-tm7wv]

POV:”gets in trouble at school” Parents:”what happend?” Me:”I learned it from David.”

[@ItsNafan]

The book No, David! is based on true horror events based on the horrifying acts of David Shannon when he was a child. David grew up a menace to society, lying about everything, cutting lines at lunch, and way more terrifying acts. When David turned age 13 he committed genocide and when interviewed by police David terrifying says "Who was gonna stop me?" These words shook police. David later took out a M14 taking the lives for 5 police men. David was sentenced to death row. When sentenced to death row all David did was give a sinister smile. 4 years later David survived execution and escaped prison then went on to be the most infamous villains in history.

[@sheriffjohnsom2262]

Is this actually true?

[@jairouxtv]

@@sheriffjohnsom2262 no LMFAO

[@sheriffjohnsom2262]

@@jairouxtv oh thanks

[@LosHitman]

David even stole ishowspeeds words 😭

[@emobird5926]

@@jairouxtv oh thank god

[@liyplayz_]

People who didn't read the books: "Calliou is the most bratty child in children's media history" David: "hold my crayons and dog treats."

[@XinGalaxyReal]

And Manny Heffley is just the next Adolf Hitler

[@cdahnee]

not even the worst bald child

[@amandalila8050]

You know, David is based off of the author. Pretty sure he did naughty things as a kid.

[@johnnyboi290]

I still think the dog hasn't recovered from David eating his treats

[@swim808s]

Also notice how the two characters are bald? Like, the only bald characters in popular children's books? (Bald child)

[@crankydonut86]

What's even more scary is that the author of the book series said that the books were based off things HE did as a child. 😳😳😳

[@pixelmagician6567]

IRL David... Dear God.

[@member-berry-bonbons1124]

Friendly reminder He's the same guy that wrote _A Bad Case Of Stripes_

[@member-berry-bonbons1124]

@@TheCouchP0tat0 bro the author is literally named David Shannon

[@Gamer_Dynamite69]

@@member-berry-bonbons1124 oh...oh that book scarred me for LIFE.

[@member-berry-bonbons1124]

@@Gamer_Dynamite69 I always remembered that book because the main character's name was very similar to mine, off by two letters (the main character is named Camilla, my real name is Milla)

[@ThatGirlBria21]

7:38 AWOOP JUMP ScAree

[@poguman69]

As a man named David when the teacher read this book to the class I was HUMILIATED and DISRESPECTED by the whole class and when I would check it out at the library I would get bad ideas from the book that I would consider doing.

[@yorukaadams940]

Bro was gonna become the irl David

[@poguman69]

@@yorukaadams940 I escaped kindergarten after the teacher told me to wait for her outside the room so, it was my destiny

[@The_OwO_Shogun]

He's in your mind, the spirit of David. We must burn the curse out.

[@ssprintz0948]

Dude I have the same name as well, but I was complete opposite. I was the most well behaved in my class and always got good grades.

[@poguman69]

I was a menace throughout elementary school, I built a reputation for always getting in trouble with the teacher, my name was always on the bottom of those clip thingys and always had to wait for my mom to have a conversation with the teacher

[@StainedDuke2159]

I remember this menace from when I was a child, I remember my mother reading these books to me before bed, I remember the nightmare that would follow. My mother thought I liked the books, she thought they helped me sleep. Every night I would lay awake terrified that he would show up at school the next day. When I got older I thought David wasn't real, he couldn't hurt me. Oh how wrong I was. In the summer of 2020 when I was fourteen my mother, who read me those books started teaching third grade. My poor mother was tortured ever day in class by him, he was real. When a man gets a knock on his door and gets shot in the head people think David would be the victim, he's just a kid. No, David is the one who knocks he gets this innocent reputation due to him being a kid. I know the truth I know what he has done. He won't get away with it. I will stop him. If you don't hear from me again I failed David beat me. Now before I begin hunting hide your kids, the world will shake from the coming fight between me and David. Goodbye

[@joeytaylor7199]

breaking bad reference w

[@StainedDuke2159]

@@joeytaylor7199 Blues Clues reference W

[@mikediaz6783]

Bruh this man is SPEAKING OUT against David

[@StainedDuke2159]

@HQ no but I can feel his presence. I'm getting near him

[@Scp--uk3ld]

🫡

[@p0landB0l]

David: *commits a literal genocide* Also David: Sorreh His mom: It is ok

[@candykane8474]

"HOMELANDER TYPE BEHAVIOR " CARTMAN LEVELS

[@bruhtnt4257]

Sans Skeleton: Nah mam, that aint gonna work with me.

[@VonsOtherStuff10]

Bro Could Literally Access The US Nuke Launch Codes And Use It And Still Get Away With It

[@MuffinTheGamer2009]

David: *causes 9/11 part 2* David: sorry. His mom: It's ok

[@doctorduncan]

#Relatable

[@lolabunny1157]

LMAOOOO! The voice you mocked David with 😂

[@repse5475]

David is the kind of person to see a cockroach on the foor, ask who’s gonna eat that, then proceed to throw it at his mom

[@LilianaShelton]

I vividly recall getting “No David” from the library as a young child. My mother read it to me and DESPISED it. She told me if I ever acted like that I’d be getting a lot more then just a time out 😂

[@Immadeus]

Your mother was a good parent

[@l0v3lyniaa]

your name 😭

[@Bablu_D_Gaming]

AW HELL NAH YOUR NAME

[@dashspeed9523]

Nawwww you would get a full on death sentence!

[@Driptanius8810]

“He is a man, who can create wars and stop wars, except, he only wants to create the war”

[@dangerouspie0319]

He controls the fight

[@Yoshihelicopter]

@@dangerouspie0319 PLOT TWIST:David is actually the one who caused ww1 and 2 and now he’s gonna cause WW3

[@dangerouspie0319]

@@Yoshihelicopter HOW IS THAT A TWIST

[@Lol9723]

The ball jumpscared me at 3:01

[@JAEZDAMAN2010]

It gave me PTSD to fnaf 2

[@vinette_q]

David is the representation of torture, pain, agony, and HELL.

[@luckyy3691]

As well as tax collection

[@mypfpsolofiction9365]

You mean those are representation of David

[@amandalila8050]

Actually, he is the representation of the naughty things the author did as a child.

[@vinette_q]

@@luckyy3691 LMAO TRUE

[@Mel-soda]

He is worse than hell...

[@NevermoreMadGirl]

David probably grew up and set fire to an animal shelter while simultaneously setting off bombs in a children's hospital. Then when his wheelchair bound elderly mom confronts him, he says "Sorry mom". Then his Karen mom hugs him while going off on the shelter and hospital for allowing it to happen, before demanding to speak to the manager and CEO.

[@alwaysannoyedforever518]

Who both tragically died in the bombs and fires.

[@guano5405]

@@alwaysannoyedforever518 And only David survived. An explosion like that would have killed a man. But David is no man. He is chaos incarnate. His mom lived in blissful ignorance of his deeds. Maybe it was the beer goggles. Maybe it was the trauma and years of physical therapy after the incident a decade ago that broke her. She had convinced herself that David could do no wrong. She always defended him at the court trials, always bailed him out, and this was all she got in return. You get what you pay for. As she smelled her cooking flesh, her nerve endings completely toasted, she mustered all her strength to turn her head and face her son. Hey vision was blurry, but for a moment, for a brief moment, the devil appeared to smile back at her from the flames. If she could move, she'd pray for forgiveness, but she realized that nothing could forgive her for what she brought unto the world. With her final strained gasps, she whispered... "Why, David, why?"

[@alwaysannoyedforever518]

@@guano5405 this has no business being this good lmao.

[@luckyy3691]

That lil nigga is probably in a max security federal prison by now

[@asmlm7360]

That's a pretty 'overexaggerated' way to start it off, lol xD

[@ZippyFromRainbow]

I remember reading this book and being terrified of his face. I bet he made himself look like that on purpose just to traumatize me

[@error-try-again-later]

Those were your survival instincts trying to warn you.

[@HooeyMagooy]

American Psycho: The Origin Series

[@jellybeanjazz69]

Y E S

[@HelloHSR]

"Some people can't be dealt with. They can't be bargained with. They don't want your money, your food, your water, they don't want love. Some people just want to see the world burn"

[@dangerouspie0319]

Aye

[@Yapanese]

This is a certified threat to society classic.

[@AL4IGH5]

ok

[@codexicus6310]

fax

[@colette161]

@ you didn't either

[@Yapanese]

@ mad that you didn’t get likes? Poor soul 😢

[@Jeff_WeedEater]

He is definitely one of the villains of society

[@SamTheGumMan117]

David convinces everyone he's a figment of your imagination until he strikes at the most unforseen time to commit the most ungodly crimes that not even the Eclipse could handle

[@bimates2690]

Berserk reference?

[@SamTheGumMan117]

@@bimates2690 Right you are 😃

[@Jeff_WeedEater]

Wow that's really cool😁

[@davidthedoge4207]

I don’t regret it and I will do it again

[@purplepapos1460]

damn anything but that

[@BurningAL1VE]

It has been a while since I found an actually funny KZbinr. Keep it up, homeboy.

[@judahtheodor]

Am I the only one who’s surprised David’s dad stuck around like his behaviour screams fatherlessness

[@ItsUrBoi8709]

For real tho!! I was so surprised that this mf actually had a father. Cuz if I was his dad, I would’ve left ages ago and stayed tf away

[@benjaminhaworth4174]

Gosh, I remember reading these books when I was a kid. But, looking back, David exhibits all the warning signs of a future serial killer.

[@amandalila8050]

Good thing David didn’t grow up to be a serial killer. Instead, he grew out of it and laughed at his childish behavior. Wanting to entertain kids, he wrote a book. And that is what you read.

[@jellymcmichaels4240]

Now that you mention it, I totally see where you're coming from...

[@lordkaos31]

I remember disliking this book even as a child it felt like it was made for asshole kids that don’t know how to control themselves to feel better.

[@YoungSlugStudios]

Engineer gaming

[@lordkaos31]

@Khaled Shanshal what the fuck is a horrid Henry?

[@strawberryscentedchlorofor9935]

@@lordkaos31 another book or show about a bri ish kid being an ass

[@do_you_see_banana_man]

@@lordkaos31 it’s a British book series/tv show, if I can recall

[@xyx2188]

I was fooled into thinking it had a happy ending

[@the14thgamer31]

“He already started of his legacy by killing goldfish” Fukin, Comedy gold M8

[@sebc3129]

This video brought back a childhood memory for me that for me was already forgotten years ago. As a child, I thought of No David as the story of a problem child, a little rebel who didn't care about rules or manners and played victim when he gets caught. But now I realize that we have upon thousands of people who act like David but as adults. David is also a pretty creepy character with his pitch black mouth, his black dot eyes, and also the creepy and uncanny art style he exists in. I am sure the artist behind No David had a somewhat grim taste in illustrating.

[@Jollipop09]

And when u realize the authors name is actually DAVID Wait a second--

[@tiffanyz1362]

@@Jollipop09 wait…. Does that mean the author acted like David when he was young??

[@ELmayberry]

@@Jollipop09 OMG... 😱

[@Jollipop09]

@Tiffany Z You never know...

[@thehypetrainz2297]

“Imagine homelander… there you go.” This is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

[@KirbyIsCute]

"David! What have you done!? You started a nuclear war!" "I'm sowwry..." "Aww, I can't stay mad at you."

[@sakuratree8816]

XD

[@altheawashington3412]

😂😂😂

[@Ibukimiodaaa]

LOLL

[@FW_offical]

"David what had you!?. You recreated WW2!" "IM SOWWWWYYY *sob* *sob*" "AWW I can't be mad at you" *WW2 happening because David recreated it*

[@Relljones226]

ON GOD THATS HIS MOM💀

[@kag3644]

why did i get an add at 2:12

[@ZhanybekKylychbek]

Dude me tooooooo!😭😭😭

[@Takisguy238]

Same

[@A4NSBS]

I did too

[@demiangrajeda5918]

True

[@Frosti_MC]

"Imagine Homelander. There you go."

[@Cat_DeGaulle]

Imagine homelander as a kid, there you go.

[@creator2909]

As a Ninjago enjoyer I got absolutely jumped scared by the ending but it’s good to know you are a man of culture. 🤝

[@minodigital328]

Yes

[@nerdatello]

same here!

[@robertooropeza2444]

An OG

[@eridanampora3024]

I'll never get sick of Ninjago 💪

[@Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737]

@@eridanampora3024 same

[@DannyBirchTheAnimeLoverGamer]

Let me tell you the things he does: He tries to get the cookies. He ran into the house looking dirty. He had a bath with water running on the floor. He ran away naked. He got home and played loud music. He played with his food. He talked and yelled while he was eating. He was then forced to go to his room. He jumped up and down on his bed. He refused to put his toys away. He picked his nose. He broke his parents vase. He got sent to the corner crying. His mother tells him to come here and tells him she loves him. That was No David by the way.

[@stupidbastard000]

You forgot the Mass Nuclear Genocide in East Asia

[@jeremiahcruz1071]

Don't forget about The shooting of Washington

[@wicked3558]

@@stupidbastard000 You also forgot to mention him releasing 728 Black Mambas into a small town in Australia!

[@pooleparties13]

You forgot that he executed order 66

[@TylerAStinson]

Book 2 David Goes to School: Shows up to class late Makes Funny Faces in math class Chews Gum in Class and reads porn in English Forgets to Raise his hand Sexually Harasses a Student in art class Does hardcore Drugs in Science class and trips out and hallucinates a face, a dinosaur & a car Cuts in line at lunch & commits a hate crime aganist black people and indigenous people of America Starts a food fight and a war in Africa Plays after recess Blasts GWAR at the library Has to use the bathroom again (as a way to make another world domination) Vandalizes school property (which shows his world domination plan) Cleans up after it (the only good thing he did in the entire goddamn series which may I remind you was his fault) Gets a star Goes home to plan to overthrow the president Wow the teacher is as much of a doormat as his mom expel him not sentence him to community service

[@Godzillaboy-cs1go]

The fact that my name is, David makes it worse for me to understand this book💀

[@raze474]

I love how degenerocity could go on and talk about paint drying and people would still watch it

[@Lazekillerwhale]

"pain drying"

[@stargazersdance]

Both him and KneeCaps have me in like this.

[@MammonCity]

Also apandah

[@EstebanAlvarez-Tostado]

And whats worse, David is based on the author. David isn't just a boogeyman that haunts our nightmares, he haunts the streets in irl! He is out there writing tell all books detailing his war crimes. We have hunt David Shannon and make him pay for his crimes! Also he out of every author I have ever read has given me the most nightmares, I have read Coraline, goosebumps and scary stories to tell in the dark, hunger games, Fahrenheit 451, pinnocchio, etc but the most scariest book I have read is Stripes written by David himself. The last few pages are horrifying!!! All coming out of David's twisted minds!

[@Firebolt7317]

I'm sorry for bringing this up but seeing this triggers me. IRL stands for in real life so when you say in irl you're saying in in real life. Its like saying ATM machine but the M in ATM stands for machine.

[@EstebanAlvarez-Tostado]

Yeah I know, it was a typo@@Firebolt7317

[@MM-bx4iv]

wait, you mean a bad case of stripes???? that book gave me reoccurring nightmares for months

[@mgriffin51304]

David being sent to time out only to be taken out without him learning his lesson reminds me of one of Kratos' boat stories that he tells his son, Atreus, in God of War. Kratos: There was a young man who was caught stealing and condemned to die. His mother came to visit his prison. She was a kind woman, who could only give love. But her son, the thief, met her with rage and bit off her ear. Atreus: What! Why? Kratos: Because the boy had always been a thief. And his mother had taught him only love, and nothing of consequences. Had he been taught discipline instead, he might have lived longer. Atreus: Sure, but… her ear… that’s not right.

[@decayedtooth2564]

This an old Iraqi story, “he who steals an egg today, steals a camel tomorrow” except in this version the son bites his mother’s tongue off of all things. Because she always encouraged him and never used her tongue to discipline him

[@holidayin7962]

Yeah like don’t beat your kids but it’s ok to say no to them.

[@launcherx2044]

@@holidayin7962 na beat them kids

[@SplateexYooo]

7:45 was amazing…the cover made me drop tears and want to kiss a brick wall

[@TravellerZasha]

As a kid I feared David and I never understood the reason for making this character because I think it just reinforces children's bad behaviour. I still don't get it as an adult.

[@kayda8689]

When my class read these books as kids, we all kind of saw him as relatable to ourselves or to our classmates. I remember a time that David did something and the whole class went "Yeah that's just like ____!" The teacher would ask us how we felt whenever david did something wrong and it didn't encourage us to do bad things, if anything we looked down at him 😭. We weren't scared of him,we just thought he was kind of dumb.

[@ohdeer2069]

It’s a book about adhd. The author had it and he wrote it about his childhood

[@rubur975]

I used to find these books funny as a kid, and now I know why teachers didn't like the book... it endorsed pure evilness

[@tomsen8357]

To simplify this, David committed the following: 1x 1st degree murder 1x Assault 1x Disturbance 3x Indecent exposure 5x Vandalism Feel free to correct me

[@wahoo.]

TIME: 2x life sentence 78 years in state prison FINE: 1,000$ assault 250$ assault 1,000$ indecent exposure 50,000 mass vandalism TOTAL FINE: 52,250$

[@Omura6083]

You kinda feel like MOUSAIT, don't you?

[@kojismiles]

he’s a kid he doesn’t know what that is

[@chidieberenwadike4165]

I grew up "No David" and "David goes to school", but wow I didn't know there were more David books until now

[@resurrection7480]

David:*Terrorizes minorities,commits the most heinous war crimes that made even kanye jelous,keeps people in his basement,evades taxes* David:i'm sorry Mom:I love you David

[@SASchwarzenegger]

"Kanye" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@tarabletv]

That Ninjago outro was so outta nowhere, shit had me reeling

[@rickastley5578]

That was when nostalgia hit me

[@sakuratree8816]

​@@rickastley5578 Same

[@Youllneverknowmynamelol]

It caught me off guard, yet I'm still happy

[@rb4632]

W outro

[@eyesyt7571]

The biggest issue with parenting is parents not letting children suffer for their own mistakes. They don't even need to do anything, they just need to stop treating their children like little princes and princesses and saving them from their own idiocy. Punishing a kid doesn't do much compared to "I told you so"

[@HeftyDan]

"bet you won't do that shit again" Good times man

[@TheHawkMan]

I love how you sing the intro to season 1

[@coalminer4301]

I think the intended lesson is that it's best to forgive others, and that your parents will always love you. But David definitely should've been punished more.

[@jenneacubero1036]

Not to mention, it seems like his parents weren't consistent with the punishments either.

[@nuggets8229]

Fr, the next time he's running around but-ass naked in public, I'd tell that bitch to say the bruises were from his baseball and bat.

[@nuggets8229]

Fr, the next time he's running around but-ass naked in public, I'd tell that bitch to say the bruises were from his baseball and bat.

[@mahelaniarektbb]

Holy shit. I bought these books for my son, David, when he was a toddler. He's now 16 and just sent me this video. I'm dying!

[@bloddrinkeraka]

I know your son

[@Omura6083]

Wait this video has an n word do you guys have the n word pass (or maybe you're black so you can say it), or since your son is a teenager he has now the permission of bad words No racism intended.

[@banga5094]

Being named David is statistically proven to bring your enjoyment of this video up 160%

[@divat10]

I am named david and i feel attacked trough the entire video 10\10

[@davidbarrientos2062]

Can confirm

[@facts2666]

Yes

[@Hirotara]

My toxic trait is believing that we all one day can come to understand and sympathize with each other knowing that through all adversities, we're all still human

[@yappertron2010]

The fact that david shows many sociopathic tendencies in the first book alone terrifies me.

[@yappertron2010]

Wanted to add on this real quick. Faking emotion to get out of trouble No regard for anyone else's belongings or well being Only tells the truth when it benefits himself

[@Iconic_Zoot]

I feel like there's only 2 paths for David after the books whenever he becomes an adult. He either has a complete character arc and becomes one the kindest people as a way to basically atone for being a criminal of a child and presumably teenager, or he becomes a sociopath who manipulates and abuses everyone around him to get what he wants until karma eventually kills him.

[@SlapstickGenius23]

Then there’s the bad seed, a book where the titular baddie eventually won and got away with anything. Shiver Me Timbers!

[@amandalila8050]

He became an author for children’s books.

[@ultrascouter203]

Bro becomes fucking Johan Liebert

[@Some_random_Stickman]

Or he destroys the entire multiverse

[@broken_hq7807]

This video has unlocked a memory I completely forgot about. During 2nd grade, a student brought in one of the No David books for a group readings teachers would do sometimes. Well, midway through the book, she paused on the page and essentially said, "Sorry class, we can't read this anymore" and she told the student to never bring in this book again. I remember being so confused and finding David's soulless black eyes (overall the artstyle) creepy lol

[@geometrydashcolon]

"One man allegedly went too far when he was told his Little Caesar's pizza was not hot and ready. Pulling an Ak 47-" i shouldn't have laughed as much as i did at that

[@averagebypasser4558]

As my Mexican grandma once said,”No seas grosero o terminarás en la cárcel de bebés”

[@Black_Konoha]

Hey, my Mexican dad said that, too

[@Nani-oe8jg]

My mom used to say she would take me to a foster home and i’ll starve there

[@d_3mi503]

@@Nani-oe8jg wow very nice

[@carcrashereal]

So does my dad

[@Springboksfan]

I’ve had two encounters with David saying his name makes me shiver in fear… in the first encounter he left me with one arm and no legs, and during the second encounter he stole my kidney and slit my wrist. I always fear him even though I’m under witness protection every time I think of him I tremble in fear and can’t walk. I’m lucky to be alive…

[@AphexKirlia]

David is the definition of "he's too powerful to be left alive"

[@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl]

Too dangerous*

[@Fantasy_21]

4:47 same with middle school

[@Pmf95k]

There used to be a poster at the library for a “supervillain” section of the kids books. It had Dr. Octopus, the shark from Bad Guys, and David on it right above both of them.

[@durratulaishah3703]

Lol😂

[@tiamystic]

Lmao

[@dangerouspie0319]

The monster above all others

[@spooderman6312]

These books were read to the entire class by my kindergarten teacher, I'm convinced she was training us to be elite soliders that can commit war crimes without question, just like David. David was our influence and our idol. Hail David.

[@joshua0333]

You Def on some fbi list

[@LilXancheX]

David is my god

[@T-6900]

In David we trust. Mom will fall.

[@demon_xd_]

Holy shit, it’s real, the 1st elite drafted kid division has left the academy, *god save russia, for no one else can*

[@dangerouspie0319]

There will be David It's the only thing I've ever known David machines son

[@Y4shneel]

i actually remember this series now, i think i suppressed it in my head but now you've brought it back, im going to start having nightmares terrors again, thanks

[@cicialex1836]

This video cracks me up every time I watch it!

[@logansymmes2193]

David will go down as the single most evil villain in Cinematic History. He was responsible for every single tragedy throughout history and then some.

[@jamesmclemore9123]

Reminds me of a quote from one of my favorite TV shows: "Every evil bastard that ever lived was 'just a kid' at one point."

[@allystitcheskurta]

I remembered this book back in kindergarten. I used to have nightmares of this disturbing drawn boy at age 5… but he really taught me how not to be a bad kid and behave.

[@MeowsclesPrime]

David makes Unicron himself look like a saint

[@InfernoVoice33]

7:08 a rouge good-for-nothing baddie

[@Pajanimations]

*WHAT*

[@GermanGambles]

And what does he get for it?

[@zr7823]

A merry Christmas

[@Yoyo-s8q]

Absolutely outrageous

[@karasuper4690]

this kid needs to be apprehended IMMEDIATELY.