Demo Mesa

[@Delak_Antoine]

Subtitles up my baby biscuits!

[@fdw2008]

*hEy lØoK HĘ ťūRńęD HImsEłf IŃťŌ æ PĮĆklÊ*

[@josharmstrong8813]

Nobody demoman scientist: f if jrdicb4fjrjdivjrhfj4hfivj

[@mrgrinderman8861]

Thank you Antoine you handsome rouge

[@nein1663]

Scottish Garlic

[@TheNazgul909]

Please release the remix you created for this video

[@ShimiiyDev]

Can’t wait for the spinoff, Aperture Soldier Science

[@briancahill9594]

So what you're saying is... you want dat A.S.S., and you want it now?

[@visualoddities7394]

シミ― / Shimiiy Demo’s mod, Left 4 Demo, Source Demomaker. The possibilities are endless (except not really, because there are so few valve franchises)

[@somebodyfamiliar6476]

Just imagine tf2 in tf2

[@honk4311]

@@somebodyfamiliar6476 Meet the Team but it's Demoman. Medic is already done.

[@germanyballwork5301]

@@visualoddities7394 there is already a demo in l4d his name is coach

[@DaFuqBoom]

I guess that was the opening day of the lab, because I can't imagine it to survive more than a few hours...

[@EnclaveSOC-102]

I'd say that's pretty accurate.

[@alkaszero8822]

BLOODY BRILLIANT

[@youtube1.0alpha70]

@@alkaszero8822 OF COURCE

[@polish_idiot5430]

At least you got free drinks

[@tiseril]

Oh, they can! They don't run stupidass experiments! They just drink and drink and drink more!

[@razoraptor]

Pretty soon afterwards, the Demobine took over the world and steal Earth's essential resources for Scrumpy.

[@dr.anderson1847]

You think the Combine could take on 1 demomen, let alone a whole lab of them?

[@Knague]

wouldn't the combine be full of soldiers instead ?

[@zacharylegaspi7594]

This is cannon

[@insert_username_here208]

You didn't need to mention Scrumpy both times.

[@Dessian1st]

I can already see it: Demo FREEEman and the Demobine bro-ing out with scrumpy, fist and butt bumps, and joyride the armored truck in the middle of the 8 hour war.

[@UntiPa]

4:29 the D-Man on his D-Mension on his favorite D-Spot

[@c4triel635]

Name the soundtrack that part? I like that music

[@The_D_ray]

Scout as protagonist: Disney Movie Demo as protagonist: Dreamworks Movie

[@Sanchoopiments]

NO : DUNK WORKS Movie

[@keyring7684]

Spy as protagonist: P*rnhub

[@percher4824]

@@keyring7684 Spy as protagonist: Discount James Bond movie

[@IfindAnimeHot]

D-ray this is just like shrek.

[@The_D_ray]

@@IfindAnimeHot I hate you for your nickname, but I also like you because you nailed the meaning of my comment.

[@Blizzard199X]

[resonance cascade happens] “that’s a joke lads”

[@zadalben9813]

*laughter*

[@jackie_boi116]

(Drinks a bottle of scrunpy) B U U U U RP

[@EnoughCactus]

It was... y-[burp] HIM!

[@JACKTOOOOOOOOOOOOONZ]

How did you know?

[@jackie_boi116]

@@JACKTOOOOOOOOOOOOONZ I didn't *BUUUUUUUUURP* that was a joke too

[@misterkad9979]

It's not just how the Demos acted, but the sheer environment around them just screamed "intoxicated science facility". Absolutely beautiful set design, I'd find myself pausing to look at the sheer detail and laugh at the hidden gems.

[@AlabamaMan]

0:13 yes

[@NWolfsson]

The teleporter using whiskey bottles to spray the rays at 4:18 notably, is hilarious x)

[@grirrat]

drunk science!

[@tefras14]

intoxicated science should be a new branch of science

[@CFox_]

"intoxicated science facility" *meth lab

[@QuintessentialWalrus]

If you pause and go frame by frame at 1:24, you can see Demo's bottle magically splits in two! Judging by the footage, it seems like the new bottle is a 2D image that was edited in after the fact because the animator realized it's funnier if the bottle is on screen for longer, but they didn't want to reanimate the whole 3D scene for one gag. Fair enough lol

[@quantumblur_3145]

Eagle eye here

[@TheTber123]

Nice catch

[@happymations7166]

I have never in my life seen such an accurate depiction of Scotland in my life

[@fizzyaider4191]

I can confirm this is an average night in Glasgow

[@kristianstrm2375]

That right there's four half-lives in one sentence!

[@accent1666]

Are you guys Scottish?

[@fizzyaider4191]

@@accent1666 Aye. Well, I am lol. Dunno about the two other people tho

[@accent1666]

Fizzyaider since your Scottish, you think Black Mesa represents something from Scotland?

[@scrample1584]

I love how by 1:24 it already looks like there's been a huge incident at the facility and the resonance cascade hasn't even happened yet

[@JamesTheAce0]

Not really. It just looks like everyone is wasted, which they are.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

"all of this is to code"

[@blob5907]

how do you know what it looks like if it hasnt happened yet?

[@denyhaguilar679]

PLEASE CEASE YOUR PRATTLES, JAKEY!

[@trolld1156]

@@quantumblauthor7300 "This is OSHA approved"

[@jalontf2]

"Oh, that's gay." "OF COURSE!" "BLOODY BRILLIANT!"

[@S_auce]

Nice

[@kratitator2022]

Yes this is gey of course

[@absolutedumbass2366]

Homophobia rates reach 0% after marphy black solves homophobia in 5 minutes and 5 seconds

[@vivelespatat2670]

@@absolutedumbass2366 stonk

[@ladyjuliet9614]

2:38 :)

[@dage1976]

0:42 I can feel how delak was like: "Man, I can make the joke that would close this scene, what would that demo with clocks do?.." "Welp, let's make him depressed."

[@teaoftraffic]

and ironically he was the only one to NOT die from the resonance cascade

[@daltonroller2998]

I’m surprised no one has mentioned that the “I want to die” Demo is the only other Demo that lived besides Tavish Freeman, lol

[@spooderlover3512]

You forget that pickle demo is still alive, on the floor, forever stuck in place with no one around to help him

[@daltonroller2998]

Rachnera Arachnera eh, a zombie will come by and eat him eventually

[@emilyb-jones2339]

@@daltonroller2998 but he is a pickle, not a person

[@masterofthecontinuum]

i didn't even notice that, nice catch.

[@SoUniqueUser]

What about G-Demo?

[@Charelsten452]

Reminder, this is the mind behind "Gorgeous Freeman" and "Heavy is Dead"

[@Circuitssmith]

Wait, the heavy is dead?!

[@Charelsten452]

@@Circuitssmith YES, HE DIED!

[@disappointment7581]

@@Charelsten452 OOOOOOOHHH

[@Melhem97]

Why is the heavy dead?

[@Charelsten452]

@@Melhem97 I don't know

[@garrtoons4303]

"This must be the world's smallest SCRUMPY!"

[@BlazingShadowSword]

It could barely hold a tequila...tekilla...tequila! Jesus Christ.

[@garrtoons4303]

@@BlazingShadowSword And the last thing on my mind was submitting it to the "DEMOMAN" certificate of approval.

[@imlegos2153]

Didn't expect to see a Wangcore reference down here...

[@bloodshot2409]

Demoman, what the hell is going on?... **BLAM!** AAAHHH

[@puntero]

pretty reference you made

[@thatmadengineer_5552]

Subliminal Jokes (or just ones I find novel) - 0:03 The guards outside do not care at all about the car crash - 0:05 It’s extremely hard to catch without 0.25x speed but there’s a Demo buried in the soil during the scrolling - 0:07 The “employees of the month” wall - 0:08 The computer has bluescreened - 0:22 Despite the uncontrollable wobbling, Demo only loses a single bottle down the hallway - 0:48 There’s a passed-out Demo on the bench - 0:51 The security camera on the right - 1:01 There’s a passed-out Demo on every bench - 1:01 The door fails and jams due to stray bottles - 1:13 There’s an entire panel of the capsule for cigarettes - 1:22 Demo picks up a liver from his locker (which is also full of explosives) - 1:41 There’s another passed-out Demo on a stretcher to the left - 1:44 The poster on the back wall - 2:04 The facility sign - 2:14 Despite the fact they’re in a van, they chose to put the money directly behind them - 2:14 Since there were no weapons in the van when they set off, it’s implied that they stole them from the bank - 2:14 The bank money consists partially of lottery tickets - 2:31 Whatever is going on with the skull on the right - 2:31 The scrumpy bottles in a web on the ceiling - 2:31 The posters on the left wall - 2:37 The Demo having a lovely nap under the table to the left - 2:37 There’s two coconut drinks on the table - 2:37 The choice of music in this scene - 2:42 The brand of cigarettes - 2:46 The sacks of dog food on the side - 2:47 There is no keyboard; that Demo is pushing gauges and meters for no reason - 2:54 The “break in case of emergency” glass now contains a giant scrumpy bottle - 3:53 The camera movement and zoom clearly indicating there is a very panicked cameraman filming this like a documentary - 4:07 One Demo starts yelling at “Merasmus!!” in reference to the green flashing lights and “magic” - 4:59 The headcrab is replaced with a relevant TF2 hat

[@hansonkerman7286]

one that i think hasn't been talked about is 4:07 Demo: It deserves a promotion! Everyone else: [visibly disagreeing with this statement]

[@BananaGuyVR-]

you forgot 2:20 hlvrai reference, demoman holding as passport

[@supercoolest-handsomeboi420]

I know 2:48 sound is frikin' Pornhub intro😎😎😎😎🫵

[@0_dearghealach_083]

You must have the eyes of a hawk, chief, I'd never have noticed!!

[@YoshiMarioGamez]

at 2:10 When they leave the van you can see them somehow materialize weapons in their hands

[@tiffanitoenail840]

"I kid you not. He turned himself into a Pan.” "He's Demo-Pan"

[@jesusvivancozambrano7832]

Loudest shit i ever seen

[@grzesrucki5636]

Im demo-paaaaaan

[@Pizzathor]

Funniest shit ive ever seen

[@ihappydawnz]

freak fortress demopan

[@DoctorFail]

Funniest stout shako iv ever seen

[@SDRlegacy]

If pyroland exists, this is demoland.

[@anthonyriego659]

We need Demoland Goggles

[@Sonicsnak]

it would make everything either the mercenarys o beer

[@bananabread3360]

you put scrumpy bottles on your eyes to see in demovision

[@FloridianMenace]

@@anthonyriego659 and soldierland Goggles where everything is LOUD AND AMERICAN AND EXTREMELY PATRIOTIC

[@rubbishtf]

This is scotland

[@DoctorFail]

Clock demo: i want to die *>Is the only survivor*

[@Resident-of-Pluto]

Kinda depressing honestly

[@twotime463]

@@Resident-of-Pluto Its not unless the clock boi actually dies haha

[@Awesomest915]

Besides Demo Freeman.

[@praisethesun5873]

i want to die. LATER I have survived

[@AUTOMATON2899]

*Do you rememer me?*

[@THEDoctorScientist101]

The implications of the baby Demo having both eyes is really funny because either: A: Every single Demoman (Including G-Demoman) at some point lost their other due to their own stupidity or B: They're born without one eye and those Demomen were trying to create a Demoman with both eyes.

[@indominusanimations3584]

What about the demo with the bird? He has 2 eyes!

[@DaRealDemobird]

@@indominusanimations3584Plot twist: the eyepatch is genetic

[@wanderingmarshadow]

Either that or their first Halloween after being born with both eyes, a Monoculus pops out.

[@CameraFilmProductions]

3:19, I didn't even realize he was so drunk he was seeing double until I watched this like 10 times.

[@yourlocalcoolperson9084]

I just thought that he was trying to keep his balance. But yeah, youre right! Good eye for details

[@engineer_gaming6994]

Wdym, all of them are drunk

[@Nikkei1011]

What a detail!

[@CameraFilmProductions]

@@engineer_gaming6994 well yes, but there's drunk and then there's so drunk that you get double vision.

[@CameraFilmProductions]

@@yourlocalcoolperson9084 thank you, I missed it the first few times I watched the video.

[@Goldrusher-ee3jo]

1:00 Original line: "why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?!" Demo mesa: "bloody TIE!" Underrated joke

[@everythingsgonnabealright8888]

Absolutely, how can one video be so absolutely packed with these golden jokes and references?

[@kleinerhalflife]

hate em

[@edoardoconti7162]

another underrated joke: the subtitles are in scottish gaelic

[@whoisanarnb]

I always loved that line

[@Alium4060Obero]

@@whoisanarnbI love minutes

[@StickMaster500]

You may just think that this is just a normal Antoine Delak video where every employee at Black Mesa is replaced by black Scottish cyclops’ but in reality, this video secretly reveals that Demoman is the one that actually killed Heavy

[@tigran010]

Heavy is dead?

[@colinpearson7584]

@@tigran010 Uhh! what the bloody hell just happen?...

[@5ninthavenue]

HEAVY IS DEAD

[@youraverageshitposter9083]

@@5ninthavenue The Heavy is dead?!

[@eggcrack1746]

@@youraverageshitposter9083 YES! HE *D I E D*

[@powdereyes2210]

1:14 since my childhood my whole family was laughing out loud about that joke in the incredible movie

[@MadWatcher]

Samuel L Jackson is a treasure

[@GravityTrash]

Heavy: "But how did you survive?" " *I WAS DRUNK* "

[@elijahjarman2837]

I diDN't THAt wAs ajOke tOo

[@alexandnachoyt3001]

"Im gonna glue mah DEEEeeEEEEECK in your face"

[@garrtoons4303]

"I'm a Spycrebleu."

[@boi1016]

@@alexandnachoyt3001 solider:DO NOT DO IT

[@alexandrnikitin8111]

Eltorro64rus joke?

[@Kelquir]

*demos struggling to understand the prism* Demo gordon: ooo that's GAE Demos: BLOODY BRILLIANT OF COURSE!!

[@ishibibidi257]

Their great minds think alike

[@scliperrapter2573]

Also with a modified song of “money” by Pink Floyd style demoman

[@qwertix4003]

"He turned himself into a *PICKLE* " "OH Br Li Ant!" "So *B L O D E H* funny!"

[@inky_mesa]

MEH BOTLE O S R U M P E Y

[@qwertix4003]

Brom Litium 🐜

[@MuhdAriff-kv5zn]

U miss da " N A N I ? ! "

[@LocalGoober10]

2:31 :)

[@denyhaguilar679]

"Oh, tis a dark day' "Oh thats gaaaae *UuUf-"* "Bloody brilliant" "OF COURSE!"

[@michellelewistv4895]

This video surely reminds me of how my brain really works whenever I learned something new and see new things and situations going on.

[@emberphoenix6795]

Everyone is talking about pickle and the rest, but why didn’t anyone pay attention to the fact that some demos have TWO EYES?

[@Yes-hd5ku]

It's because this is a gathering of demomen from parallel universes

[@mikeysauce8228]

They were hired because of their excelling at the depth perception field

[@Yes-hd5ku]

Rick and Morty but it's Demoman and there is no Morty

[@Nehfarius]

@@Yes-hd5ku Rick and Morty, except Rick is a Demoman and Morty's also a Demoman.

[@Yes-hd5ku]

@@Nehfarius even better

[@Seydaschu]

I just now noticed that the official subtitles are labeled "Scottish Gaelic".

[@ridogold6192]

Just noticed too, didn't know you could even do that.

[@abuleil1117]

I thought that was normal Xd

[@TheE_G_G]

**B U R P**

[@mcsawillsonthexl3299]

“OH, that’s gay” *The Demo scientists will remember that*

[@istoleyourkneecaps2425]

Demientist on the left: OF CORS XDD

[@electric1917]

@@istoleyourkneecaps2425 the best part 👌

[@Kayhotech]

I originally thought he said "oh, thats scary" until i read the subtitles.

[@DaMaster012]

Given how drunk they are, I doubt that. And, you know, they're dead.

[@patrik9328]

darn

[@banex2537]

Delak "is full of MAGIC!!!". Every time, when i watch Dis mini-movie i see some new details in bnackground, like in "who kill Heavy". Magnificent!! Elegant!!

[@FrancisHatesStairs]

Can we just appreciate... among other things... just how much effort when into decorating the place to be a demo-sty? Yall know that place is normally spotless, but now is full of well over 1000 "carefully" placed entities and textures.

[@kristalium_]

No

[@isuccnewton2654]

also called 1000000000000000000000000 bottles randomly spawned in

[@FrancisHatesStairs]

@@isuccnewton2654 Except no, each one was quite clearly carefully placed, not randomly at all.

[@Mindless9]

4:08 *Lab is about to explode* Demoman: "It deserves a promotion!"

[@fenerfirat1]

[visibly disagreeing with this statement]

[@reacherflyer9942]

@@fenerfirat1 [High Af On Magical Rock]

[@cymbabrzmiacy7561]

@@reacherflyer9942 Wait, What?! What is happenin'?

[@sethpelletier9578]

@@cymbabrzmiacy7561 *B O O M* !

[@Sir_Bucket]

My beautiful horn!

[@Fantastic_Fox_TOH]

3:01 - 3:23 It's funny that this is actually an accurate description of both the zen crystals and what Gordon needed to do for the test.

[@geron8613]

ye, especially the part when he says "both of ya"

[@hanamizuno0625]

I'd like the idea of Breen bring like, ok Kliner "THAT ROCK IS FULL OF MAGIC"

[@Ash-si5gi]

get down to the CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@krunken_isok]

*.....Wha-?*

[@Green24152]

It's Xen with an X.

[@Alienboi2005vidsandstuff]

3:04 That rock is full of *M A G I C*

[@dash9059]

why is everything like 10 times funnier if everyone is a demoman

[@Crazylom]

I mean, his voicelines are the most charismatic of all mercs

[@casaclub988]

@LOAN NGUYEN more like: Demoture Science

[@PanRokador]

Everything is better when everyone is drunk.

[@cheatsykoopa98]

heavy is dead but everyone is demoman

[@CodfishsIdeaOutlet]

**drunken rambling**

[@someoneiguess6797]

4:07 that one guy who instantly yells "MERASMUS!" when he pushed the magic rock into the thingy

[@auxbutbad]

Nice catch, now take my like

[@XZenon]

"He turned himself into a pickle!" "What?" "Bloody funneh"

[@Mr.Galaxia]

When

[@INF2.160]

Human Haker9 when did I ask you to ask? Jk it’s at 2:31

[@Mr.Galaxia]

@@INF2.160 well i dont know

[@SolidPlay]

pEcle

[@patrik9328]

FieryWingedAngel Bloody magic

[@undertow619]

Two of my favorite things about these Gmod videos is the random and rapid face morphing and how the models ragdoll around like its normal for them.

[@ArrowSkye]

2:37 ...So when will we get a full version of Demoman singing his rendition of Money by Pink Floyd?

[@omicromn2212]

please

[@ProfesserLuigi]

@@Comical1984 The black Scottish side of the moon

[@kylebooface6359]

BLOODDY HEL OF CORSE!!!

[@CrimsonCaII]

@@ProfesserLuigiDark side of the Highlands

[@Jonathan_Fobes]

*OH* that's gay

[@BurnoMachinimas]

documented footage of intoxicated men opening a portal to the hangover cascade, circa 20XX very educational delak!! enjoyed every second of it!!

[@PootisMayo]

"Mornin' Mr. Freemoman. Looks like you're drunk and late."

[@verysmolsmol]

TOPODA FECKIN MORNEN FER YA ME LADDIE FREEMOMAN, IT LEHKS LIEK YER BOTH DRONK AN LAEHT

[@Dispencerhere]

"I'm drunk you don't have an excuse"

[@Xndest]

mOrnain miStrrr Fmrmemaman lOoUk lIek uOuhr DutjkalUuk anD lAttttee *brub*

[@analisesilveira6643]

0:07 everything they say in this whole scene is so emotional

[@gryphonkingbros847]

It's even better with subtitles

[@analisesilveira6643]

@@gryphonkingbros847 true

[@SomeGrunt]

“T*tties!” “OUUUH-“ I f*cking die here

[@thegoldenhotdog345]

I don't know which interpretation is funnier: That this is the opening day of Demo Mesa and it immediately fails horribly or that it's been running successfully for quite a while despite the drunken employees.

[@baker90338]

I mean look at the soviets, it was a success! *geiger counter starts clicking concerningly rapidly*

[@witchcraftanditsconsequenc4280]

I like to imagine doctor breen being the only dude keeping the facility from explodering up until that experiment

[@sarcasmenul]

boy nothing like anti communism in a video completely unrelated. Amerikkkans not being cringe challenge

[@Damian_1989]

Complains about communism being completely unrelated. *Mentions the KKK.*

[@indeepjable]

if one wants to fall under technicality, its technically related due to the video content focus primarily being on a specific character also technically one can still have communism related simply by the nature of it being specifically soviets, given what they've achieved with limited resources and technology; and vodka

[@AeromatterYT]

Normal Scientist: We've discovered a rare radioactive isotope Demoman: That rOk is FuLla MAAAAAJJJIIIIIIICCCC!!!

[@Jpzarde]

Matthew Moeser It’s sO blOodY P U R E

[@Romamon]

Pretty little thing

[@MUGENanaya]

this person *not you*

[@clonetrooper2355]

Err..Take down and get to the caAaaAAAA- *burb*

[@MUGENanaya]

dsaf;jfsdazvc teh **PUSH**

[@zarkflappysheep]

for some reason i love the lab at 2:44 so much with just a shit ton of drunk guys and like three of em are passed out while one is working furiously just mua

[@wheel4155]

"working"

[@djingomachinima8929]

Its a mad mood lmao

[@olliehug1132]

Why are you everywhere I go?

[@Moss_Dude]

You mean three of them are working furiously.

[@thebagelbird4331]

I love your videos It's also actually kinda weird that I find you in so many videos I watch

[@pastapastajfollower2919]

2:28 Is one of the most seemless transitions I’ve seen in one of these videos. I will just say that this is one of the best videos on KZbin.

[@lockefosho46]

DMan: "Yo focked op!" The most understandable and accurate Gman speech.

[@NevaehCyanide]

Gordon Demoman: _Eh, whatever..._ *Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrp!!!*

[@mcnippie8822]

@@NevaehCyanide Yo FUCKD UP

[@davinci726]

(Slaps Demo Freeman with bag)

[@999shadowthehedgehog]

You mean Dman speech ?

[@MatthewFriends]

Popular Council hey catch me later I’ll buy your beer

[@jenthelass]

4:56 The one that asked for death is the only one that survived. *ironic.*

[@thelordaboveknowall]

just noticed that XD

[@night_sniper5754]

Damn, man, that's why comment section exists, thank you.

[@Ash-zm1vx]

Oh yeah just noticed that now

[@garikm24]

Nice PfP

[@thenewguyinred]

It’s like Antoine looked at Heavy is Dead and said to himself “Hmmmmmmmm, needs more Demoman!” And thus, he went full on Doctor Lalve.

[@dinorahmorales7664]

Black mesa

[@banyanas3796]

this feels like a fever dream

[@M.J44]

I JUST REALIZED: THE RADIO DURING THE "OH THAT'S GAY" SCENE HAS "MONEY" BY PINK FLOYD PLAYING ON THE RADIO BEING SUNG BY ANOTHER DEMO. The entire scene is a Dark Side Of The Moon reference with Demoman. BEAUTIFUL (2:37)

[@cabbageposter7045]

Now I want a full Version of that song where demo man sings

[@NicriseTheDistorted]

@@cabbageposter7045 MANEEEEEY!!!

[@sirpootsman1048]

ye i know

[@IIWolFFinEII]

This moment just shows how much Pink Floyd is still influental.

[@MrEvan312]

I never even noticed before this comment, and now thankfully Money is stuck in my head! Clearly in this universe there is ONLY Demoman.

[@Langodan]

If Black Mesa is full of Demomen, and since they're both rivals, would Aperture Science be full of Soldiers?

[@RyuBlue]

...that actually makes too much sense.

[@IndianaBones027]

Aperture Soldier

[@Langodan]

"The cake is a lie, maggot!"

[@M0D776]

Oh my god now I want Aperture Soldier

[@vc_whatever]

yES YES YES YES Y E S

[@retrocrusher316]

This whole scene at 3:45 cracks me up. The camera panning across the passed out guys body then a quick zoom of the back of his unconscious head lol.

[@onlyrandomvids2907]

Lol

[@pyregg1572]

[Crying in absolute failure]

[@calcutt4]

YOU ONE-EYED-

[@green_boot6042]

2:28 this is my favorite part of the video. it’s crazy how he managed to pull off something like that! it felt so real!

[@blueknife7728]

1:53 I like how they do a handshake that includes robbing a bank and then the greatest anime betrayal happens

[@thermoshot6959]

Life in a nutshell

[@traviswhite4246]

911? Yes it happened again, those 2 demomen came in and robbed us.

[@TheUaxington]

@@traviswhite4246 911: “Again? This is the fourth time this month!”

[@Mae_is_gae]

The other demo scientist had his passport, what was security demo meant to do?

[@Sawrunner.]

@@Mae_is_gae Nice to see others recognizing Wayne and the crew's hard work.

[@tf3confirmedbuthv54]

1:25 Uncomfortably realistic “I need it”

[@TimberVoid]

Shut the fuck up bitch 1:30

[@Stanley_gaming427]

@@TimberVoid *PLEASE CEASE YOUR PRATTLES JAKEY!*

[@dino_sores4298]

Uh kneed it

[@The_WhitePencil]

2:26 didn't notice this till now, when he says "Alllll" his eye patch raises up revealing that he has 2 eyes

[@JimDaCrazy]

Omg I see that now

[@Breeze45-s4h]

Thank you for *opening my eyes* for this

[@hulyaaydn2223]

Wait thats illegal.

[@alvaroperez2349]

No wonder Demo Freeman whooped his ass

[@effigytormented]

It's like a reverse wink.

[@mr.bricksman1469]

the background music fits so well with this clusterf!ck of an adventure

[@n0m4r22]

3:49 I gotta love how the "Push the Cart!" lines fit very perfectly in this scene

[@mistermoo7602]

4:11 is one of the funniest payoffs I've ever seen to a setup I didn't even know was gonna come back. Still completely in another world but wholly aware something is going horribly wrong.

[@yegorgribenuke6853]

Nope they are just drunk shitless

[@toaster_toaster2398]

I bet having pure xen-crystal in your bloodstream during a resonance cascade has its effects.

[@robinrai4973]

seriously, I don't know how this video is so densely packed with gold like this

[@gonzalocruz4234]

@@toaster_toaster2398 he snorted the rock

[@HatTrex]

He is adorable I want one 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@josaphatfebrianj.f_works2838]

i just notice something in 0:46 this Demo scientist said "I want to die" but after the explosion 4:56 , he's the only one who survived

[@a.k8185]

That moment when god hates you

[@oof_tvyt]

You can also see him shaking his head like "Wot the hell, I did not die? Bloody hell..."

[@M084MM3D]

💀

[@zeWuzard]

Damn that's deep I didn't even realize that after watching it like 10 times

[@Xayumcl]

Now thats bad luck

[@Verde_547]

5 minutes of Pure Cinema.

[@LieutenantLettuce]

1:56 needs to be an actual taunt. Make it a partner taunt only with other demomen. Call it the Drunken Dap

[@draftymoon894]

I completly agree

[@tmbottegal]

The whole thing, including the bank robbery?

[@thequietkid5178]

Genius!!!!!!

[@beastwarsFTW]

@@tmbottegal It was a credit union.

[@foldervtolvr]

With just the allusion to the robbery with them holding the key, running off, then returning with bags of money

[@Agent_Pol]

so this is how the World Health Organization's HQ looks like right now

[@risel56]

The subtitles being in Scottish Gaelic is probably the most underrated joke of the whole video.

[@Muďð]

oh yea

[@RowanMackenzie]

There's literally no gaelic in the subtitles?

[@ranibowspr1imkle]

@@RowanMackenzie that's the *joke.*

[@iknowurip8151]

ughghaghhhhhaa-Ddrink aughha zzzz

[@PenguinNotHere]

@@ranibowspr1imkleHAHHAHAHAH *comeedic laughter*

[@kisiel901]

2:51 for some reason his pulsating drugged eyes and big smile is the funniest shit ive ever seen, also 4:12

[@wotwott2319]

Took me a while but I finally got that in 3:18 he says "both of ya" because he's drunk and he's seeing double.

[@lazybonebone8723]

i thot he refers to the magick rock

[@eatablekolas7506]

@@lazybonebone8723 me too

[@spacetrainbaby3737]

Oh

[@tomhorne9359]

How drunk do you need to be to see double with an eyepatch on?

[@outre111]

Yeah how do you see double with only one eye

[@divinity8900]

i loved "BLOODY TIE" genius reference, delak

[@wh3nderson95]

That was a reference?

[@lammongkirlegohi]

@@wh3nderson95 The Black mesa scientist will say "why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties" as you walk into the exact location

[@wh3nderson95]

@@lammongkirlegohi Ah okay. I played HL1 once and that was 7ish years ago.

[@CardinalSinner]

@@wh3nderson95 man you have to try black mesa, awesome remake

[@matthewlayford1736]

"Where is my super suit?" is the best sentence mixing I've ever heard in a Gmod video.

[@wodekw6862]

But as you can see he has already his super suit on him

[@wodekw6862]

@Some Idiot ohh... now its make more sense, thx m8

[@alexnitaly764]

Almost 3 years later, still a masterpiece

[@skiller5034]

Scientist Demos : *stumped* Demo Freeman: *Oh, that's **_gay_* Scientist Demos : *OF COURSE!*

[@commietearsdrinker]

*BLOODY BRILLIANT*

[@stefanandrejevic2570]

H

[@Poly_0000]

Welcome to the joke

[@SCkalo]

First word of little demo: "MEEEEEEEEM" So proud of this little m8

[@PrabowoMuhammad]

Actually Medic

[@thatonejanitor8715]

MEEEEEEEEEEM

[@Kingsultansapainca]

Tavish doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional.

[@knightwolf1363]

Getting recommended this 3 years later was worth every second

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"THAAT ROK, IS FULLL OF MAGIIIIIIC" Couldn't describe the sample better.

[@Cobblestone8_alt_account]

" Pretty little thing , not you ". Is a good line to

[@GmKaiser]

"Bloody ties!" is such a brilliant but simple joke.

[@harrisonmissell1716]

agreed

[@alexandercartagena6704]

The slow realization that the cannon was for show is incredible (I'd say the poster in the background of 1:44 counts a foreshadowing)

[@arthurskok5899]

well that and 0:24

[@epicmangaming3841]

the coolest detail about the subtitles of it instead of it being regular english subtiles he putted it on scottish, epic detail delak.

[@ShiroNyankotv]

Demo Mesa But what about Soldier Aperture? "Those demos down at demo mesa can kiss my... yes Zhanna... yes dear. ah what a lovely receptionist she is" Zhanna would be like, caroline or something.

[@poison2028]

Why do i think that "aperture soldier" sounds better?

[@felipeborquez6370]

What about the Droid attack on the Wookies?

[@ferdinandroig3460]

or Aperture Heavy with SHAsHA

[@poison2028]

October science? Aperture Texas? Pyro as the main character, cause Chell doesn't speak too?

[@turingsghost]

Wait, oh my GOD. That means GLaDOS is a violent Russian woman. _do you know what you have INCURRED_

[@denischannel3575]

This is more "Gorgeous Freeman" than Gorgeous Freeman himself

[@Scooty_]

Yeah dude demos Fricking hot

[@deth1634]

Gorgeous Demoman

[@Kelquir]

Gorgeous tavish

[@n_o_n_t_u]

Rainbow: *exists* Demo Freeman: oh, that's gaeh.

[@poison2028]

Dr. Demo#1: Ofcourse! Dr. Demo#2: Bloody brilliant.

[@Drottoman_]

But hes kinda right

[@UterDemorog]

@Bruhmoment22 damn you right

[@elpayaso8603]

it would be instead of demo freeman you put Tavish Freeman because is his real name

[@ZAV1944]

I thought he said "Oh, that's scary" first time around

[@christinemark6936]

Accurate representation of work before prohibition

[@Aquitanic]

That's not how I remember Frozone's conversation with his wife.

[@originalname5096]

*Shut the fuck up bitch!*

[@nickcarter4006]

PLEASE CEASE YOUR PRATTLE, JAKEY!

[@galloviking4766]

I like how the only survivor is that scientist that wants to die.

[@speartonatom9960]

GalloViking what about the pickle

[@galloviking4766]

@@speartonatom9960 The pickle is dead :c

[@speartonatom9960]

GalloViking now im sad

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Oft that’s awsome

[@madbull0669]

Furrys cringe

[@senate664]

I love how demo just says "I deserve a Promotion" Right before the facility explodes at 4:08

[@cag3399]

I also love how the subtitles say [visibly disagreeing with this statement]

[@tasertag7513]

I think it's "It deserves a promotion!".

[@Marble_Rye]

The entire video in order Most normal meeting 0:07 0:20 DRINK BIRD DRINK 0:38 0:42 I wanna die 0:47 NO SUIT BRO 0:53 0:58 Supersuit 1:13 1:30 Old demo degroot 1:34 1:38 ITS BLOODY IMPOSSIBLE 1:42 1:50 NORMAL FRIENDSHIP 1:54 2:04 Stealing from the French men 2:06 2:15 PICKLE DEMOOOOOO 2:34 Oh that’s gay 2:40 LISTEN 3:02 3:22 STARTS MACHINE 3:31 Does his job badly 3:44 4:20 D-man 4:28 4:40 End

[@mr.pottss]

I'm impressed that the entire facility was not flooded with beer.

[@frommel2632]

Halldor Reynisson S C R U M P Y

[@Firemario28]

It was, but they drank it all

[@elchuniloco8]

That's because they drank mostly everything.

[@thewhitesparrow6314]

Too much editing

[@mr.bravehart8183]

Errrr... Scrumpy.

[@Unkle_Genny]

2:39 After having watched this twice already, only now did I notice that the version of “Money” playing in the background is a version with Demo’s voice. Wow.

[@connormacleod4922]

I noticed it the first time I saw this. I now want a full version!

[@timothybass5787]

2:40 now i kinda want a full version of Demo singing Money

[@Lee-qj6uz]

Pink Floyd is not gay!!!

[@Gibusnipu]

@@Lee-qj6uz gay triangle album go brrrr

[@EPICFAILKING1]

@@Gibusnipu lol, you clearly have a shit taste in music

[@Marble_Rye]

Oh that’s gay. BLOODY BRILLIANT OF COURSE

[@notsaying7015]

Oh that's gay

[@EnclaveSOC-102]

Nearly every close-up of each Demo's face is perfect for a wallpaper.

[@Actively_Schizoing]

Imagine working at black mesa and hearing: "Lads, he turned himself into a pickle." That would be the funniest shit I would ever see.

[@thebulletbot3329]

's so bloody funneh.

[@leonjenkins9151]

It's more Aperture Science than Black Mesa

[@librarianseraphim3934]

*WHAT DO U MEAN IT WASN'T FUNNY AHHHH-*

[@DaMaster012]

Videos like this are the sole reason Gary's Mod is still a viable machinima engine, even eight years after the release of Source Film Maker. Because despite SFM's capabilities, there is one thing Gary's Mod will always excel at: *shit posting.* This is the best Gary's Mod video I've seen since Mass Defect. Kitty0706 would have been proud of you.

[@Sonichero151]

Kitty would have been proud of most of the GMod Shitposting community here ........

[@triangulum8869]

10000 years of evolution is another good gmod animation

[@kellerweskier7214]

Garry's* mod. but yes. the game is. 16 years old. it came out 3 years before The Orange Box. And its still rated the one of the top 20 most played games on steam! top 5 most active workshop communities, and top 10 most active general communities on steam. like even Garry himself has SHELVED Gmod2, and canceled S&box because he knows he cant fucking beat this phenomenon. there is just TOO MUCH content that Gmod 1 has. and theres so many games that use the Source 1 engine that can just be plugged directly into Gmod itself. Gmod is a game thats even kept HL2 alive and relevant. Hell. Garry's plan currently for FacePunch studios is to upgrade all current games to a new standard, Gmod and Rust specifically.

[@sheepertheclassical6597]

I think this is too high quality to call a shitpost.

[@Renato11381]

SFM still have alot a problems, just go see in lazepurple channel

[@michaellin4553]

Fun fact: "Black Mesa" would still have been accurate

[@rodrin1262]

Racist!!1!!1

[@whyareyougay4630]

Look, just because is true, it doesn't mean you have to tell everyone xd

[@carni7369]

That's the point

[@BronzeAgePepper]

Black Scottish Mesa

[@BronzeAgePepper]

They got more feckin ichthyosaurs in the Great Lost Coast than they got the likes o' me.

[@JoeCrafts123]

2:36 Still need a full spliced-Demoman cover of Money. This one moment keeps popping up in my brain.

[@Ata.TeaGargler]

Demo = Black Demo Mesa = Black Mesa Sir Delak, clever as always..

[@aj-mentation2896]

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[@claustr0tv9]

@BreadK i was gonna reply with the 1000 most common boy names but my google crashed so here is my list 1. guy 2. guy 3. guys 4. guy 5. g

[@aj-mentation2896]

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[@PotaraP]

@@aj-mentation2896 is a good bot and I don’t know how to do it but I don’t know how to do it but I don’t know how to do it but I don’t know how to do it but I don’t know how to do it

[@aj-mentation2896]

@@PotaraP I ain't no bot I'm just a retard with all the free time that i need for some dedication for some of this shit.

[@smthngbd]

only real homies will remember the original ending with funeral bagpipes instead of triage at dawn

[@rokechikan4481]

I am the real homie. Screw KZbin copy rights

[@SzpanerPL1]

I actually thought Triage At Dawn would fit in better when I first saw it lmao

[@absolital2956]

I saw the comment about replacing and was like "Time to record this version!"

[@perrypougins379]

WHAT

[@Dave42069]

Fuck copyright

[@RedHeavy-]

2:23 i like how it goes from funny animation to the smoothest shit ever when he punches him lol.

[@silvertheAI]

True

[@LavenderJJ_]

@Goldengabi ngl that looks like a Demoman

[@AltraxIsNotAFurry]

Ikr

[@Gekk-rx7nv]

That’s because he didn’t animate it, it’s from an in game taunt

[@RedHeavy-]

@@Gekk-rx7nv i know my dude.