Demo Mesa

Imagine a world where Black mesa is 100% more bla- ... ahm .... scottish.
Hope you like this video, i put a lot of work and love into it!
Music is a remix of Half life 1 - Klaxon Beat and the scotish anthem by yours truly
and Half-Life 2 - Triage at Dawn
Twitter - / antoine_delak
Big thanks to Maxxy (www.artstation...) for his precious help on various models
Rest in peace Rick May. You were good son, real good, maybe even the best!

[@Delak_Antoine]

Subtitles up my baby biscuits!

[@fdw2008]

*hEy lØoK HĘ ťūRńęD HImsEłf IŃťŌ æ PĮĆklÊ*

[@josharmstrong8813]

Nobody demoman scientist: f if jrdicb4fjrjdivjrhfj4hfivj

[@mrgrinderman8861]

Thank you Antoine you handsome rouge

[@nein1663]

Scottish Garlic

[@TheNazgul909]

Please release the remix you created for this video

[@DaFuqBoom]

I guess that was the opening day of the lab, because I can't imagine it to survive more than a few hours...

[@EnclaveSOC-102]

I'd say that's pretty accurate.

[@alkaszero8822]

BLOODY BRILLIANT

[@youtube1.0alpha70]

@@alkaszero8822 OF COURCE

[@polish_idiot5430]

At least you got free drinks

[@tiseril]

Oh, they can! They don't run stupidass experiments! They just drink and drink and drink more!

[@ShimiiyDev]

Can’t wait for the spinoff, Aperture Soldier Science

[@briancahill9594]

So what you're saying is... you want dat A.S.S., and you want it now?

[@visualoddities7394]

シミ― / Shimiiy Demo’s mod, Left 4 Demo, Source Demomaker. The possibilities are endless (except not really, because there are so few valve franchises)

[@somebodyfamiliar6476]

Just imagine tf2 in tf2

[@honk4311]

@@somebodyfamiliar6476 Meet the Team but it's Demoman. Medic is already done.

[@germanyballwork5301]

@@visualoddities7394 there is already a demo in l4d his name is coach

[@razoraptor]

Pretty soon afterwards, the Demobine took over the world and steal Earth's essential resources for Scrumpy.

[@dr.anderson1847]

You think the Combine could take on 1 demomen, let alone a whole lab of them?

[@Knague]

wouldn't the combine be full of soldiers instead ?

[@zacharylegaspi7594]

This is cannon

[@insert_username_here208]

You didn't need to mention Scrumpy both times.

[@Dessian1st]

I can already see it: Demo FREEEman and the Demobine bro-ing out with scrumpy, fist and butt bumps, and joyride the armored truck in the middle of the 8 hour war.

[@UntiPa]

4:29 the D-Man on his D-Mension on his favorite D-Spot

[@c4triel635]

Name the soundtrack that part? I like that music

[@Blizzard199X]

[resonance cascade happens] “that’s a joke lads”

[@zadalben9813]

*laughter*

[@jackie_boi116]

(Drinks a bottle of scrunpy) B U U U U RP

[@EnoughCactus]

It was... y-[burp] HIM!

[@jacktwonz]

How did you know?

[@jackie_boi116]

@@jacktwonz I didn't *BUUUUUUUUURP* that was a joke too

[@happymations7166]

I have never in my life seen such an accurate depiction of Scotland in my life

[@fizzyaider4191]

I can confirm this is an average night in Glasgow

[@kristianstrm2375]

That right there's four half-lives in one sentence!

[@accent1666]

Are you guys Scottish?

[@fizzyaider4191]

@@accent1666 Aye. Well, I am lol. Dunno about the two other people tho

[@accent1666]

Fizzyaider since your Scottish, you think Black Mesa represents something from Scotland?

[@dage1976]

0:42 I can feel how delak was like: "Man, I can make the joke that would close this scene, what would that demo with clocks do?.." "Welp, let's make him depressed."

[@teaoftraffic]

and ironically he was the only one to NOT die from the resonance cascade

[@Charelsten452]

Reminder, this is the mind behind "Gorgeous Freeman" and "Heavy is Dead"

[@Circuitssmith]

Wait, the heavy is dead?!

[@Charelsten452]

@@Circuitssmith YES, HE DIED!

[@disappointment7581]

@@Charelsten452 OOOOOOOHHH

[@Melhem97]

Why is the heavy dead?

[@Charelsten452]

@@Melhem97 I don't know

[@DoctorFail]

Clock demo: i want to die *>Is the only survivor*

[@Resident-of-Pluto]

Kinda depressing honestly

[@twotime463]

@@Resident-of-Pluto Its not unless the clock boi actually dies haha

[@Awesomest915]

Besides Demo Freeman.

[@praisethesun5873]

i want to die. LATER I have survived

[@AUTOMATON2899]

*Do you rememer me?*

[@Kelquir]

*demos struggling to understand the prism* Demo gordon: ooo that's GAE Demos: BLOODY BRILLIANT OF COURSE!!

[@ishibibidi257]

Their great minds think alike

[@scliperrapter2573]

Also with a modified song of “money” by Pink Floyd style demoman

[@Alienboi2005vidsandstuff]

3:04 That rock is full of *M A G I C*

[@XZenon]

"He turned himself into a pickle!" "What?" "Bloody funneh"

[@Mr.Galaxia]

When

[@INF2.160]

Human Haker9 when did I ask you to ask? Jk it’s at 2:31

[@Mr.Galaxia]

@@INF2.160 well i dont know

[@SolidPlay]

pEcle

[@patrik9328]

FieryWingedAngel Bloody magic

[@dash9059]

why is everything like 10 times funnier if everyone is a demoman

[@Crazylom]

I mean, his voicelines are the most charismatic of all mercs

[@casaclub988]

@LOAN NGUYEN more like: Demoture Science

[@PanRokador]

Everything is better when everyone is drunk.

[@cheatsykoopa98]

heavy is dead but everyone is demoman

[@CodfishsIdeaOutlet]

**drunken rambling**

[@SDRlegacy]

If pyroland exists, this is demoland.

[@anthonyriego659]

We need Demoland Goggles

[@Sonicsnak]

it would make everything either the mercenarys o beer

[@bananabread3360]

you put scrumpy bottles on your eyes to see in demovision

[@FloridianMenace]

@@anthonyriego659 and soldierland Goggles where everything is LOUD AND AMERICAN AND EXTREMELY PATRIOTIC

[@rubbishtf]

This is scotland

[@pastapastajfollower2919]

2:28 Is one of the most seemless transitions I’ve seen in one of these videos. I will just say that this is one of the best videos on KZbin.

[@GravityTrash]

Heavy: "But how did you survive?" " *I WAS DRUNK* "

[@elijahjarman2837]

I diDN't THAt wAs ajOke tOo

[@alexandnachoyt3001]

"Im gonna glue mah DEEEeeEEEEECK in your face"

[@garrtoons4303]

"I'm a Spycrebleu."

[@boi1016]

@@alexandnachoyt3001 solider:DO NOT DO IT

[@alexandrnikitin8111]

Eltorro64rus joke?

[@jenthelass]

4:56 The one that asked for death is the only one that survived. *ironic.*

[@thelordaboveknowall]

just noticed that XD

[@night_sniper5754]

Damn, man, that's why comment section exists, thank you.

[@Ash-zm1vx]

Oh yeah just noticed that now

[@garikm24]

Nice PfP

[@Seydaschu]

I just now noticed that the official subtitles are labeled "Scottish Gaelic".

[@ridogold6192]

Just noticed too, didn't know you could even do that.

[@abuleil1117]

I thought that was normal Xd

[@TheE_G_G]

**B U R P**

[@banex2537]

Delak "is full of MAGIC!!!". Every time, when i watch Dis mini-movie i see some new details in bnackground, like in "who kill Heavy". Magnificent!! Elegant!!

[@AeromatterYT]

Normal Scientist: We've discovered a rare radioactive isotope Demoman: That rOk is FuLla MAAAAAJJJIIIIIIICCCC!!!

[@jpzarde8734]

Matthew Moeser It’s sO blOodY P U R E

[@Romamon]

Pretty little thing

[@MUGENanaya]

this person *not you*

[@clonetrooper2355]

Err..Take down and get to the caAaaAAAA- *burb*

[@MUGENanaya]

dsaf;jfsdazvc teh **PUSH**

[@skiller5034]

Scientist Demos : *stumped* Demo Freeman: *Oh, that's **_gay_* Scientist Demos : *OF COURSE!*

[@commietearsdrinker]

*BLOODY BRILLIANT*

[@stefanandrejevic2570]

H

[@Poly_0000]

Welcome to the joke

[@undertow619]

Two of my favorite things about these Gmod videos is the random and rapid face morphing and how the models ragdoll around like its normal for them.

[@CameraFilmProductions]

3:19, I didn't even realize he was so drunk he was seeing double until I watched this like 10 times.

[@yourlocalcoolperson9084]

I just thought that he was trying to keep his balance. But yeah, youre right! Good eye for details

[@engineer_gaming6994]

Wdym, all of them are drunk

[@Nikkei1011]

What a detail!

[@CameraFilmProductions]

@@engineer_gaming6994 well yes, but there's drunk and then there's so drunk that you get double vision.

[@CameraFilmProductions]

@@yourlocalcoolperson9084 thank you, I missed it the first few times I watched the video.

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

"It's bloody impossible" "Yes" So what if he got it right?

[@dr_billybob1086]

"No"

[@thetoast7478]

"This is easy" "Nooo"

[@CyberLink70]

The bear managed it just fine, and the things wouldn’t have gone in the gaps if it was wrong, or at least I think that’s the idea.

[@StickMaster500]

You may just think that this is just a normal Antoine Delak video where every employee at Black Mesa is replaced by black Scottish cyclops’ but in reality, this video secretly reveals that Demoman is the one that actually killed Heavy

[@tigran010]

Heavy is dead?

[@colinpearson7584]

@@tigran010 Uhh! what the bloody hell just happen?...

[@5ninthavenue]

HEAVY IS DEAD

[@youraverageshitposter9083]

@@5ninthavenue The Heavy is dead?!

[@eggcrack1746]

@@youraverageshitposter9083 YES! HE *D I E D*

[@scrample1584]

I love how by 1:24 it already looks like there's been a huge incident at the facility and the resonance cascade hasn't even happened yet

[@JamesTheAce0]

Not really. It just looks like everyone is wasted, which they are.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

"all of this is to code"

[@blob5907]

how do you know what it looks like if it hasnt happened yet?

[@denyhaguilar679]

PLEASE CEASE YOUR PRATTLES, JAKEY!

[@trolld1156]

@@quantumblauthor7300 "This is OSHA approved"

[@QuintessentialWalrus]

If you pause and go frame by frame at 1:24, you can see Demo's bottle magically splits in two! Judging by the footage, it seems like the new bottle is a 2D image that was edited in after the fact because the animator realized it's funnier if the bottle is on screen for longer, but they didn't want to reanimate the whole 3D scene for one gag. Fair enough lol

[@quantumblur_3145]

Eagle eye here

[@TheTber123]

Nice catch

[@FrancisHatesStairs]

Can we just appreciate... among other things... just how much effort when into decorating the place to be a demo-sty? Yall know that place is normally spotless, but now is full of well over 1000 "carefully" placed entities and textures.

[@kristalium_]

No

[@isuccnewton2654]

also called 1000000000000000000000000 bottles randomly spawned in

[@FrancisHatesStairs]

@@isuccnewton2654 Except no, each one was quite clearly carefully placed, not randomly at all.

[@qwertix4003]

"He turned himself into a *PICKLE* " "OH Br Li Ant!" "So *B L O D E H* funny!"

[@inky_mesa]

MEH BOTLE O S R U M P E Y

[@qwertix4003]

Brom Litium 🐜

[@MuhdAriff-kv5zn]

U miss da " N A N I ? ! "

[@LocalGoober10]

2:31 :)

[@denyhaguilar679]

"Oh, tis a dark day' "Oh thats gaaaae *UuUf-"* "Bloody brilliant" "OF COURSE!"

[@albertojorelio5219]

Demo-scientist: But how did you survive? Demo-Freeman: I was drunk

[@maxesandaces9248]

You know what ? Piss off. *drives away*

[@williambeavers9046]

What just happened!?!?

[@lorcanwooster6576]

*Sentry Buster falls over and reactivates* Due to the Sentry Buster reactivating, it triggers the PTSD of a old Engineer and he ends up running away while screaming Cyber Demo: What?

[@denischannel3575]

This is more "Gorgeous Freeman" than Gorgeous Freeman himself

[@Scooty_]

Yeah dude demos Fricking hot

[@deth1634]

Gorgeous Demoman

[@Kelquir]

Gorgeous tavish

[@tf3confirmedbuthv54]

1:25 Uncomfortably realistic “I need it”

[@TimberVoid]

Shut the fuck up bitch 1:30

[@Stanley_gaming427]

@@TimberVoid *PLEASE CEASE YOUR PRATTLES JAKEY!*

[@dino_sores4298]

Uh kneed it

[@michaellin4553]

Fun fact: "Black Mesa" would still have been accurate

[@rodrin1262]

Racist!!1!!1

[@whyareyougay4630]

Look, just because is true, it doesn't mean you have to tell everyone xd

[@carni7369]

That's the point

[@BronzeAgePepper]

Black Scottish Mesa

[@BronzeAgePepper]

They got more feckin ichthyosaurs in the Great Lost Coast than they got the likes o' me.

[@Marble_Rye]

The entire video in order Most normal meeting 0:07 0:20 DRINK BIRD DRINK 0:38 0:42 I wanna die 0:47 NO SUIT BRO 0:53 0:58 Supersuit 1:13 1:30 Old demo degroot 1:34 1:38 ITS BLOODY IMPOSSIBLE 1:42 1:50 NORMAL FRIENDSHIP 1:54 2:04 Stealing from the French men 2:06 2:15 PICKLE DEMOOOOOO 2:34 Oh that’s gay 2:40 LISTEN 3:02 3:22 STARTS MACHINE 3:31 Does his job badly 3:44 4:20 D-man 4:28 4:40 End

[@Mindless9]

4:08 *Lab is about to explode* Demoman: "It deserves a promotion!"

[@fenerfirat1]

[visibly disagreeing with this statement]

[@reacherflyer9942]

@@fenerfirat1 [High Af On Magical Rock]

[@cymbabrzmiacy7561]

@@reacherflyer9942 Wait, What?! What is happenin'?

[@sethpelletier9578]

@@cymbabrzmiacy7561 *B O O M* !

[@Sir_Bucket]

My beautiful horn!

[@ConnorC2023]

2:31 “LaDS, hE TUrned HimSELF inTo a *PICKLE* “

[@freddyproductions2060]

BLODDY FUNNY

[@lolollolol-zp3ez]

oh brilliant

[@obino8325]

this is probably the first time i laughed at a pickle rick meme

[@guilhermef.cabral8252]

NANI ?

[@Pnt4]

The funniest shit i´ve ever seen

[@someoneiguess6797]

4:07 that one guy who instantly yells "MERASMUS!" when he pushed the magic rock into the thingy

[@auxbutbad]

Nice catch, now take my like

[@Verde_547]

5 minutes of Pure Cinema.

[@SCkalo]

First word of little demo: "MEEEEEEEEM" So proud of this little m8

[@PrabowoMuhammad]

Actually Medic

[@thatonejanitor8715]

MEEEEEEEEEEM

[@halldorreynisson8456]

I'm impressed that the entire facility was not flooded with beer.

[@frommel2632]

Halldor Reynisson S C R U M P Y

[@Firemario28]

It was, but they drank it all

[@elchuniloco8]

That's because they drank mostly everything.

[@thewhitesparrow6314]

Too much editing

[@mr.bravehart8183]

Errrr... Scrumpy.

[@thenewguyinred]

It’s like Antoine looked at Heavy is Dead and said to himself “Hmmmmmmmm, needs more Demoman!” And thus, he went full on Doctor Lalve.

[@dinorahmorales7664]

Black mesa

[@green_boot6042]

2:28 this is my favorite part of the video. it’s crazy how he managed to pull off something like that! it felt so real!

[@Kingsultansapainca]

Tavish doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional.

[@Goldrusher-ee3jo]

1:00 Original line: "why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?!" Demo mesa: "bloody TIE!" Underrated joke

[@everythingsgonnabealright8888]

Absolutely, how can one video be so absolutely packed with these golden jokes and references?

[@kleiner851]

hate em

[@edoardoconti7162]

another underrated joke: the subtitles are in scottish gaelic

[@whoisanarnb]

I always loved that line

[@Alium4060Obero]

@@whoisanarnbI love minutes

[@DoctorFail]

At this point, everything that comes out of demos mouth sounds like drunken gibberish.

[@NickJerrison]

At this point? It's been like this for more than a decade.

[@doctordoc2351]

Turn on Scottish Gaelic subtitles

[@maycontainnuts3127]

Cheers m8

[@theproatpubg0693]

They have translated the demo's drunken gibberish

[@DoctorFail]

@@theproatpubg0693 guess im rewatching this another hundred times

[@GmKaiser]

"Bloody ties!" is such a brilliant but simple joke.

[@harrisonmissell1716]

agreed

[@divinity8900]

i loved "BLOODY TIE" genius reference, delak

[@wh3nderson95]

That was a reference?

[@lammongkirlegohi]

@@wh3nderson95 The Black mesa scientist will say "why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties" as you walk into the exact location

[@wh3nderson95]

@@lammongkirlegohi Ah okay. I played HL1 once and that was 7ish years ago.

[@CardinalSinner]

@@wh3nderson95 man you have to try black mesa, awesome remake

[@X-Ray_Fox]

And now, imagine a world where Black Mesa is 100% YEEE-... ahm .... Texan.

[@theangrybirdgodofthebadlan2583]

X-Ray_Fox well if it was being run by the Texans with 11 hard science phds there likely wouldn’t have been a resonance cascade

[@demon_with_coffee7319]

Let's do this texas style.

[@SamuraiMorshu]

Xen would be desperate to close the portal to Earth

[@Lezarddd]

The resonance cascade is just the result of having teleported bread for years.

[@CloudHater]

aliens teleport in and are immediately vaporised by sentries

[@mr.bricksman1469]

the background music fits so well with this clusterf!ck of an adventure

[@n_o_n_t_u]

Rainbow: *exists* Demo Freeman: oh, that's gaeh.

[@poison2028]

Dr. Demo#1: Ofcourse! Dr. Demo#2: Bloody brilliant.

[@Drottoman_]

But hes kinda right

[@UterDemorog]

@Bruhmoment22 damn you right

[@elpayaso8603]

it would be instead of demo freeman you put Tavish Freeman because is his real name

[@ZAV1944]

I thought he said "Oh, that's scary" first time around

[@kingdemomidas2322]

Go to Demo Mesa, and tell the devil *I'M DRUNK*

[@heavystalin2419]

But how did you survive?

[@pile-o-nonsense3688]

@@heavystalin2419 *I wAs DrUnK* 🍶🍾🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻🥂🥃🥤

[@ShiroNyankotv]

Demo Mesa But what about Soldier Aperture? "Those demos down at demo mesa can kiss my... yes Zhanna... yes dear. ah what a lovely receptionist she is" Zhanna would be like, caroline or something.

[@poison2028]

Why do i think that "aperture soldier" sounds better?

[@felipeborquez6370]

What about the Droid attack on the Wookies?

[@ferdinandroig3460]

or Aperture Heavy with SHAsHA

[@poison2028]

October science? Aperture Texas? Pyro as the main character, cause Chell doesn't speak too?

[@turingsghost]

Wait, oh my GOD. That means GLaDOS is a violent Russian woman. _do you know what you have INCURRED_

[@HammMann]

i have this set as my browser's home page. i have not regretted a single one of the days where it pops up. best decision of my life.

[@matthewlayford1736]

"Where is my super suit?" is the best sentence mixing I've ever heard in a Gmod video.

[@wodekw6862]

But as you can see he has already his super suit on him

[@wodekw6862]

@Some Idiot ohh... now its make more sense, thx m8

[@Ata.TeaGargler]

Demo = Black Demo Mesa = Black Mesa Sir Delak, clever as always..

[@aj-mentation2896]

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[@claustr0tv9]

@BreadK i was gonna reply with the 1000 most common boy names but my google crashed so here is my list 1. guy 2. guy 3. guys 4. guy 5. g

[@aj-mentation2896]

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[@PotaraP]

@@aj-mentation2896 is a good bot and I don’t know how to do it but I don’t know how to do it but I don’t know how to do it but I don’t know how to do it but I don’t know how to do it

[@aj-mentation2896]

@@PotaraP I ain't no bot I'm just a retard with all the free time that i need for some dedication for some of this shit.

[@sman6313]

2:18 Looks like someone remembered to bring their passport! If a drunken Scotsman can remember to do it, then Gordon really has no excuse at this point.

[@lestipsdepierrot8868]

THAT EXPLAIN WHY BENREY SEE THE G-MAN: HE IS COMPLETLY DRUNK

[@itsfree-elcanal.3438]

He pass saying, it should be dead or I'm going to kill ya, that's make me the day.

[@trekkergek5865]

Also, Hello Demo!

[@BlackHat-qf2bc]

​@@trekkergek5865another science another scrumpy!

[@gakr8493]

Imagine “bring your child to work day”

[@josemanuelchavesbussi1098]

Oh dear.....

[@MetaL556]

I think this was "Bring your Scrumpy to work Day".

[@josemanuelchavesbussi1098]

@@MetaL556 yup

[@galaxysquid9002]

MetaL556 that’s everday

[@bread64]

Beer for the kids and adults

[@Fantastic_Fox_TOH]

3:01 - 3:23 It's funny that this is actually an accurate description of both the zen crystals and what Gordon needed to do for the test.

[@geron8613]

ye, especially the part when he says "both of ya"

[@hanamizuno0625]

I'd like the idea of Breen bring like, ok Kliner "THAT ROCK IS FULL OF MAGIC"

[@Ash-si5gi]

get down to the CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@krunken_isok]

*.....Wha-?*

[@Green24152]

It's Xen with an X.

[@alexnitaly764]

Almost 3 years later, still a masterpiece

[@Solomanon]

I love how the subtitles are called “Scottish Gaelic”

[@silvertheAI]

I didn’t notice this, thanks for pointing this out

[@scribese7en]

4:56 damn, everyone EXCEPT the one who wanted to die.

[@chaosinc.382]

Good catch.

[@someasiandude4797]

how to survive a nuclear blast 1. say "i want to die" 2. your not dead :(

[@briantcideu8619]

@@someasiandude4797 but all your friends are dead :(

[@blutarchmann9070]

Wow, didnt notice that ~ 0:45 for reference

[@warpey5632]

"Kill me" "Later"

[@The_WhitePencil]

2:26 didn't notice this till now, when he says "Alllll" his eye patch raises up revealing that he has 2 eyes

[@JimDaCrazy]

Omg I see that now

[@Breeze45-s4h]

Thank you for *opening my eyes* for this

[@hulyaaydn2223]

Wait thats illegal.

[@alvaroperez2349]

No wonder Demo Freeman whooped his ass

[@effigytormented]

It's like a reverse wink.

[@LieutenantLettuce]

1:56 needs to be an actual taunt. Make it a partner taunt only with other demomen. Call it the Drunken Dap

[@draftymoon894]

I completly agree

[@tmbottegal]

The whole thing, including the bank robbery?

[@thequietkid5178]

Genius!!!!!!

[@beastwarsFTW]

@@tmbottegal It was a credit union.

[@foldervtolvr]

With just the allusion to the robbery with them holding the key, running off, then returning with bags of money

[@blueknife7728]

1:53 I like how they do a handshake that includes robbing a bank and then the greatest anime betrayal happens

[@thermoshot6959]

Life in a nutshell

[@traviswhite4246]

911? Yes it happened again, those 2 demomen came in and robbed us.

[@TheUaxington]

@@traviswhite4246 911: “Again? This is the fourth time this month!”

[@Mae_is_gae]

The other demo scientist had his passport, what was security demo meant to do?

[@Sawrunner.]

@@Mae_is_gae Nice to see others recognizing Wayne and the crew's hard work.

[@CirnoFrost99]

"Imagine a world where Black mesa is 100% more bla- ... ahm... Scottish" -Antonie delak

[@purpletoast4116]

bored guy it would be a better word

[@risel56]

The subtitles being in Scottish Gaelic is probably the most underrated joke of the whole video.

[@Muďð]

oh yea

[@RowanMackenzie]

There's literally no gaelic in the subtitles?

[@tapita6768]

@@RowanMackenzie that's the *joke.*

[@iknowurip8151]

ughghaghhhhhaa-Ddrink aughha zzzz

[@PenguinNotHere]

@@tapita6768HAHHAHAHAH *comeedic laughter*

[@wotwott2319]

Took me a while but I finally got that in 3:18 he says "both of ya" because he's drunk and he's seeing double.

[@lazybonebone8723]

i thot he refers to the magick rock

[@eatablekolas7506]

@@lazybonebone8723 me too

[@spacetrainbaby3737]

Oh

[@tomhorne9359]

How drunk do you need to be to see double with an eyepatch on?

[@outre111]

Yeah how do you see double with only one eye

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Never thought I’d see the Demo as Gordon Freeman as Samuel L. Jackson as Frozone

[@PrabowoMuhammad]

as Nick Fury as Mace Windu

[@anarchy1629]

as kevin hart as the demoman

[@reidergal]

More like Morgan Freeman

[@Brissinge]

I've watched this so many times, since it was uploaded, I love it so much. Always puts me in better mood ^^

[@Bizmarckus]

Black Mesa just got a whole new meaning...

[@tankman1320]

THAT'S RAY-CIST

[@Bizmarckus]

@@tankman1320 I’M GETTING TWEETER!

[@Dabigboii]

Black mesa but the a in mesa is an s

[@TheMoonShepard]

BRUH🤣

[@EmmaKermit]

DEMO: CANCEL DAT BLOODY SHIT

[@senate664]

I love how demo just says "I deserve a Promotion" Right before the facility explodes at 4:08

[@cag3399]

I also love how the subtitles say [visibly disagreeing with this statement]

[@tasertag7513]

I think it's "It deserves a promotion!".

[@n0m4r22]

3:49 I gotta love how the "Push the Cart!" lines fit very perfectly in this scene

[@commietearsdrinker]

The Virgin Scientist: Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties? The Chad Demolition Man: *Bloody T I E*

[@kaiokenx20_]

666 likes you know what that means

[@araara-baelz2ndapostleshol83]

I'm sorry but i have to do it, i'll make your like 690 fam

[@AlphaLyons]

Road to 1k

[@One_Piloty_Boy]

2:23 THE MAN HAS HIS PASSPORT, DEMO!

[@orionbarnes1733]

HLVRAI and its consequences have been a disaster/blessing for the source engine

[@DaMaster012]

Videos like this are the sole reason Gary's Mod is still a viable machinima engine, even eight years after the release of Source Film Maker. Because despite SFM's capabilities, there is one thing Gary's Mod will always excel at: *shit posting.* This is the best Gary's Mod video I've seen since Mass Defect. Kitty0706 would have been proud of you.

[@Sonichero151]

Kitty would have been proud of most of the GMod Shitposting community here ........

[@triangulum8869]

10000 years of evolution is another good gmod animation

[@kellerweskier7214]

Garry's* mod. but yes. the game is. 16 years old. it came out 3 years before The Orange Box. And its still rated the one of the top 20 most played games on steam! top 5 most active workshop communities, and top 10 most active general communities on steam. like even Garry himself has SHELVED Gmod2, and canceled S&box because he knows he cant fucking beat this phenomenon. there is just TOO MUCH content that Gmod 1 has. and theres so many games that use the Source 1 engine that can just be plugged directly into Gmod itself. Gmod is a game thats even kept HL2 alive and relevant. Hell. Garry's plan currently for FacePunch studios is to upgrade all current games to a new standard, Gmod and Rust specifically.

[@sheepertheclassical6597]

I think this is too high quality to call a shitpost.

[@Renato11381]

SFM still have alot a problems, just go see in lazepurple channel

[@ShadowFenix]

Never played Half life, but i'm sure this reflects it perfectly.

[@n0m4r22]

as a huge fan of Half-Life, i aprrove of this statement

[@rabbitdrink]

it really does, go play it

[@9another632]

Sandvich

[@inaxdee]

@@n0m4r22 Also me, and I also approve this.

[@lukaswbrr]

@@inaxdee me too

[@Dm0pt]

1:56 me and the new kid in primary school after we learn each others favorite colour

[@alva5945]

Yes when i meet someone who has the same favorite colour, i too steal a van and rob a bank.

[@cofeeman1086]

@@alva5945 after that you destroy an entire company?

[@alva5945]

@@cofeeman1086 Exactly

[@ShovelLettuce]

2:28 how I used to say hello to kids in primary school

[@Dm0pt]

@@ShovelLettuce hilarious

[@epicmangaming3841]

the coolest detail about the subtitles of it instead of it being regular english subtiles he putted it on scottish, epic detail delak.

[@timothybass5787]

2:40 now i kinda want a full version of Demo singing Money

[@Lee-qj6uz]

Pink Floyd is not gay!!!

[@Gibusnipu]

@@Lee-qj6uz gay triangle album go brrrr

[@EPICFAILKING1]

@@Gibusnipu lol, you clearly have a shit taste in music

[@Marble_Rye]

Oh that’s gay. BLOODY BRILLIANT OF COURSE

[@notsaying7015]

Oh that's gay

[@legoman8960]

4:08 When you mix water and food coloring without safety goggles

[@heistingcrusader_ad3223]

Water + food colouring = resonance cascade Got it

[@C-OCEAN]

IT DESERVES A PROMOTION

[@beakknivemonkey1909]

wait what?

[@isuccnewton2654]

Soda volcanos when the dude on the other side of the room doesnt wear googles

[@beakknivemonkey1909]

@@harsteel not what i mean but ok

[@robo-nidai4236]

1:56 - 2:18 You just know this is gonna be the first thing someone's gonna do when the COD-VID quarantine ends.

[@Kernowparadise]

"FREEEDOM!!"

[@wh3nderson95]

I can't wait to rob a bank with my best mate.

[@ryfyyt171]

Dam straight

[@spooderlover3512]

Can't wait to punch my best mate when I find out it was open all along

[@strateupgamr7]

they rob a bank?

[@shahar_3411]

These five minutes felt like an eternity

[@tsuaririndoku]

“I want to die” -Demoman 2020 Actually, this is basically what happen if you let Scottish handle the Black Messa

[@Barmem]

The irony is that this particular demo didnt die in explosion

[@kuyakyel324]

That my favourite quote

[@tsuaririndoku]

Actually I just realized Captions makes it a lot funnier XD

[@hunterorhunted6243]

“Bloody TIE!” is the most powerful sentence in this whole cursed video

[@bkachu98]

Jakethefirst33 in my opinion its “that rock is full of MAGIIIC”

[@orange_apple2667]

*I want to die*

[@HonokiViceandSunset]

Ooh that's gay

[@thechillypenguin5053]

"Tittys, WOOOOHHH"

[@someguy2302]

"Bloody TIE!" Is a sentence I have unironically said.

[@lagpostg.r.y9955]

The Demoman is a highly trained professional

[@ghastlygibus2121]

"Everything will be fine."

[@lagpostg.r.y9955]

@@ghastlygibus2121 "we tried to warn them!"

[@mistermoo7602]

4:11 is one of the funniest payoffs I've ever seen to a setup I didn't even know was gonna come back. Still completely in another world but wholly aware something is going horribly wrong.

[@yegorgribenuke6853]

Nope they are just drunk shitless

[@toaster_toaster2398]

I bet having pure xen-crystal in your bloodstream during a resonance cascade has its effects.

[@robinrai4973]

seriously, I don't know how this video is so densely packed with gold like this

[@gonzalocruz4234]

@@toaster_toaster2398 he snorted the rock

[@HatTrex]

He is adorable I want one 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@AuspicousJuice]

The note at 0:17 says "don't listen to me: I do NOT love you. You're late and you've got work, the next time you're FIRED !!!!!"

[@Oldaccountpoopoodwe]

3:12 "ᴬʳʳᵍᵍʰ ᶦᵍᵍʰ and 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟 an－－．． GET TO THE 𝘾𝘼𝘼𝙖𝙖𝘼𝘼𝙍𝙍--" My favorite line.

[@cheezsteak2229]

* drunken rambling * And PUSH!!

[@rogerroger5283]

@@cheezsteak2229 *_bºţĥ œf ijª_*

[@cheezsteak2229]

@@vixtu2095 ... Wha?

[@rogerroger5283]

@@vixtu2095 *_HAAAAAÆ!! LOOSAH!_*

[@eatablekolas7506]

@@cheezsteak2229 I don't like this-

[@NeonBeeCat]

What makes me a good demoman? IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDVE CAUSED THE RESONANCE CASCADE WOULDN'T I!

[@wompietunes]

2:40 "Oh that's gay" *"BLOODY BRILIANT!!"*

[@p_filippouz]

OF COURCE

[@opturtlegaming8543]

*OF COURSE*

[@balazsjanosdominko5603]

Of course it it Alastor

[@brokendreams123aaaa9]

*Of course!!*

[@moodymoosh]

The fuck are you doing here

[@HollyfromtheHollow]

...Now I crave an entire series of this. Especially considering the art that has shown up recently, with things like Freeman's Mind 2 and Half Life; But The AI is Self Aware. *This is absolutley glorious.* *So much art poured into an olden series so beautiful.* *_This us utter shit and it utterly breaks my brain._* *_I w a n t m o r e ._*

[@alexanderjones84]

Freemans mind has been around since 2007.

[@funkydan2199]

@@alexanderjones84 Did you miss the memo? The man himself is doin half life 2 and it's great so far

[@HollyfromtheHollow]

I suppose Funky Dan phrased it best. Thanks, by the by.

[@alexanderjones84]

@@funkydan2199 I know but the show has always been good. It's not like it's better or worse now that there's a new season.

[@gergely1892]

Only 2 words Gorgeous Freeman

[@flower2382]

0:37 how alinaty treats her cat

[@3ndyyyyyy]

U made my day

[@probes-e-minor]

Â

[@firname395]

The drama is gone now. Shut up now

[@flower2382]

Make me

[@cosmiccoomjar4039]

@@flower2382 oh shit that was fast

[@Frankabyte]

God bless the Source engine and SFM. We have been graced with perfection.

[@ashleyfestoso4195]

This is what happens when they don’t release half life 3

[@chromenine]

Without Half Life Alyx, we would've had Gorgeous Freeman Episode 3 Part 6 by now

[@CharaIsNotEvil]

Or Portal 3

[@CheeseYourself]

2:20 This guy's got his passport.

[@bearb1asting]

Please. Report. For. Passport. Inspection.

[@vedji1857]

“You’re not supposed to be in here”

[@popii871]

HELLO, GORDON

[@vedji1857]

Javier Díaz LOOK GORDON, ROPES

[@popii871]

@@vedji1857 FEED my my COiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins fremaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[@insertname3293]

Demo is black so technically speaking the title means *Black Mesa*

[@thatcivilprotectionguy1136]

*THAT'S RA SEE ST*

[@Bruhface0019]

That CP Guy Scout is flying, is funny.

[@MTB396]

*Black Messa*

[@EmperorPrinc3]

Isn't he Scottish

[@birdup228]

@@thatcivilprotectionguy1136 SOS SOS SOOOAAAOS... SOS

[@powdereyes2210]

3:18 that’s a creative way of using the “both of you” line to show that he sees two things instead of one as a drunk person

[@LaSuperDisco]

"Demo doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional."

[@Omegaset]

Actually he is a bad Demoman, his mom once called him a disgrace because he still has one eye.. which every other demo in his family had lost both their eyes by his age

[@verysmolsmol]

ay lad, demo aint needin to here all of thes, hay es a sticki feckin jumpin haih profes- *burp* IDIYOHT! *slurp s l u r p S L U R P*

[@yoinkerinos404]

2:26 demo has a fully, properly animated punch that doesn’t look like antoine’s typical animation??!?! awesome!!

[@concord3230]

It’s for the Yeti Punch taunt: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGLai3mPic97eKs

[@Krisztian08]

@@concord3230 Are we sure that's that?

[@Nick-wg4bf]

@@Krisztian08 Yes it is. You could easily do that in Gmod.

[@H4ter]

@@Nick-wg4bf i don't have ragdolls to make this (((

[@carolinadehernandez5731]

Its an animation from the tount yeti punch