Heavy Life 1: LARGE Freeman

[@ceno0]

Larger than half life

[@patrickwong7245]

Oh my goodness, the Legend himself

[@wannabecriminalman]

It's the large man himself. So large. Too large. Considerably large.

[@TF2Scout..]

Holy crap it's ceno

[@DoctrSax]

Cant wait for pootis killer 2

[@andrewmurphy632]

Full life

[@ster92]

6:49 new desktop wallpaper

[@SharlyTV]

Me personally I like 2:08 as my wallpaper

[@NODNS_n_M.ORD11630]

is nice

[@hahen8]

Def has wallpaper potential

[@karistartnotenough6358]

New Memes

[@AlexQuinn-f2r]

"that's the old passage to France... we don't- GORDON" - distant ominous echoing French-based snorting -

[@Cloud-zb8lw]

Life has many doors, heavy weapon guy.

[@darkxaur]

Too many for baby biscuits like yourselves.

[@TimothyMark7]

sandwich

[@WeaselOnaStick]

​@@TimothyMark7 (yes.)

[@Dipshit1900]

Heavy has seen many many doors

[@KaijuMaster2099]

Hello, Heavy Weapons Guy! Many doors, yes?

[@automatonm99]

0:29 when you slow down the framerate you can see the shockwave of when Gman smacks his ass.

[@psychochiken4111]

It's the little details like this that makes Lalve's work top tier.

[@automatonm99]

​@@psychochiken4111 Very reminiscent of something Kitty would do.

[@Everythingbutcarp]

1:29 heavy’s “f this” was so smooth

[@RayanHesa]

I assume that was ai because it sounded too smooth to be cuts

​@@RayanHesaOr Lalve carefully picked lines.

[@jonathanwells223]

Considering how long this took, that’s probably more likely

[@ProfessorHeavy1]

Very much sentence mixing, because it sounds very similar to his "fight like men" line.

[@TheAdorelis]

Heavy doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!

[@TheSuitBloodMushMouth]

9:34 REMEMBER ME! *Shoots flame from eyes*

[@blockstacker5614]

Futurama reference

[@DoctorKrain]

@@blockstacker5614 Is it the episode with Bender saying "They shall learn our peaceful ways, BY FORCE" ?

[@blockstacker5614]

@@DoctorKrain Its the episode where Bender becomes pharaoh of the ancient egypt planet. I forget what episode he says that line, but it is one of his most iconic lines.

[@РыцарьДляБедных]

​@@blockstacker5614 I guess it was 1 season.

[@Netsaver]

I don't know my brain thought he was saying, "Remember I'm GAYYYY!"

[@icetide9411]

4:11 "A man?" *Puts on glasses* "GORDON FREE MAN!"

[@CollinFTW820]

“I understood that reference”

[@clayton_rose]

He’s like a backwards Clark Kent

[@DanScrap1]

Or a certain platypus

[@madcatmk213]

perry the freeman platypus!

[@noelliepooh6875]

That Scene Is Give This Half life 2 Rp Moments Vibs 7:58

[@firstaid223]

8:28 "Gordon Freeman, e am Doctor Mozman" Truly an incredibly intense moment

[@EnverPashaTuran]

😂

[@glover7535]

"Rise and shine, Mr. Heavy." *licks lips, seductive inhale* "Rise and shine..."

[@TimothyMark7]

mf was thirstin for heavy

[@aturkeymain]

​@TimothyMark7 can you blame him? 🥵🥵

[@Htarogoehs]

@@TimothyMark7understandable, his a s**y adoreable tiny biscuit, unlike scout but we wont talk about him as that does not mater😎 noone not even g man Can deny heavy’s unlimmeted potential

[@qiredretro9889]

What Misha doing here?

[@TimothyMark7]

@@aturkeymain nope it's understandable

[@jonathanewing91]

1:01 "too large" "AAAAGH!!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jonathanewing91]

5:37 Grampa Bill got abducted by a Frenchman 😂😂😂😂🫡

[@neonthehybrid8047]

"Ok, enough. Fuck this." **Leaves without any further explanation** 😂

[@samhero1199]

Tf2 Cheaters after the bots are Removed:

[@samhero1199]

I couldn’t think of a good joke for this one

[@aliceamineva5757]

Me when there's another drama on TF2 community:

[@bioniclemac300]

@@samhero1199 cheaters are gone...is nice

[@Aflay1]

1:27 My new group chat response when someone does something cringe

[@maxdabest32]

"So large in fact: when I plucked you, I had to make all the effort in the world." is the only thing thats made me laugh this year holy fuck

[@teiyusteki]

Ikr 😭😂 I've been laughing about it for the past hour

[@thunderspark1536]

​​​@@teiyustekiThe idea of heavy, someone who's maybe 450-500 pounds max given his minigun's stated weight, being that difficult to pluck out by an extra-dimensional being is just the kind of silly that would fit tf2 PERFECTLY. Then he gets bodied by a bunch of spies

[@headwreak1768]

@@thunderspark1536 Just the right amount of cartoon logic-

[@monsigny1728]

Caseoh if he played hl2

[@SamLondon-cu6xp]

All the farts in the video are funny 🤣

[@vault_boid3160]

Gman fat shaming heavy is crazy

[@Boggey]

Yummers

[@SnobbyBird_]

Yummers 👉

[@ZOM_BUNNY]

Yummers👉

[@foller2electricboogaloo575]

Gordo Freeman

[@UltraPerfectHatred]

isn't crazy

[@scout9593]

Heavy’s relationship with Engineer is surprisingly wholesome. All that’s needed is a little Scout sacrifice to get things started, and you’ve got a friend for life.

[@hiocfukbffukvgdujvdstjkjg3158]

"FRANCE" *oh my god...*

[@Mrhouse-k1x]

Scary fact number 76: There is a France

[@awokedfromyou331]

Way scarier than ravenholm

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

@@Mrhouse-k1x Scary fact number 77: There could be a french person in this very room, he could be you, he could be me, HE COULD EVEN BE-

[@Jampolo_OG]

​@@Randomyoutuber-4831 **BLAM**

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

@@Jampolo_OG **baguettes fly everywhere**

[@zakif1231]

4:35 that's how I Climb ladder

[@VICTORbarcoma-h2u]

Poor snake.

[@JohnSmith-ov1fu]

Delak and Doctor Lalve: The two geniuses who make G-Man a seductive and maniacal man. I love it for that.

[@2WARDEN2]

G-man: *uncomfortable amount of lip smacking and old person subtle gasps*

[@wolfganggk9487]

8:40 Don't you hate it when someone just blocks your path?

[@FDR-ww6xz]

MOO!

[@clayton_rose]

Also notice that doing that Heavy cleaned the wall

[@zerosuitsamus2340]

Should call Demoman Exorcist to help Father Geogori at Franceholm

[@Doctorolivercook]

Malheureusement, Le Ravenholm est bourré de poignardeurs masqués qui aime le pain, le vin, les croissants et le buttsecks. (Translation, in a depraved tone: EXCELLENT. **Cue the terrifying french snorts** )

[@AymericNightmareTV]

@@Doctorolivercook Exactement

[@ProfessorHeavy1]

1:45 The stuttered "shh" was actually terrifying. This entire video is hilarious but he's just horrifying.

[@Scoutdoingadance]

8:17 you know you are never coming home when you hear heavy_weapons_guy_laugh.mp3 in an abandoned prison.

[@karistartnotenough6358]

He's a menance

[@joedingo7022]

It wasn't abandoned when he got there, but it sure is now.

[@robertvanderlinden2813]

what is it called?

[@TheJasonleong1996]

😂

[@michaelr8189]

3:46 I appreciate your effort to animate this

[@WildStudios65150]

5:11 I never get tired of seeing Spy explode into baguettes.

[@karistartnotenough6358]

That how Spy represent this

[@WildStudios65150]

@@karistartnotenough6358 represent?

[@NicoTheCinderace]

@@WildStudios65150 Represent

[@LordSarus602]

*intensively snorting* SEXCELLENT!!!!!

[@ApocalypseMoose]

French biological composition.

[@mr.congeniality8803]

Late 2000s and early 2010s gmod animation was peak youtube. This brings me straight back to those times.

[@brycewinton5618]

I mean that style of animation never really went away it simply just like a lot of things on KZbin got less and less exposure from the algorithm over the years but I’d say it’s still Fairly relevant despite that compared to other machinima

[@wanjoris]

Skibidi toilet is literally that​@@brycewinton5618

[@vindurza]

7:25 that joke got me to break down into a hysterical laughing fit, that death sound always gets me

[@GustavoMsTrashCan]

Xddd me too

[@Aflay1]

4:35 this part made me hysterical

[@abdel-azizs5720]

Snake? Snake! SNAKE​!!

[@davidpanpa]

you're not leaving without me AAAAAAAA-

[@dragondaveltd1992]

​@@davidpanpa7:26

[@HeavyBirb]

7:55 Me and the lads playing freeze tag in a sewer drain

[@marcoalexis9110]

0:39 "Yummers"

[@flameguy8025]

Heavy Train

[@simonswedishdoomer151]

G-Lander.

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

Heavy Train: ₗᵢₜₜₗₑ ₘₐₙ G-Lander: *What did you say?*

[@MrChef-uu2ff]

A-Poezd: 👁️👄👁️

[@summerheavy9612]

@@marcoalexis9110 Belly Poke

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

4:42 NO! THAT IS NOT BIG BOSS!

[@lordshadow3762]

I see I'm not the only one who noticed that little blunder

[@MyScorpion42]

2:52 heavy doing a fancy handshake with her is kind of cute

[@Axquirix]

Like she just introduced herself and they're immediately besties.

[@SmoothieGamesLambda]

Vance and heavy would be amazing friends I can guarantee it

[@dotfoxtom5942]

5:53 Hearing the original helldivers extraction theme hit me like a truck xD. Haven't played that in a while now.

[@_MaxNeon_]

7:02 I love how the Heavy performs the Engineer dance while sacrificing the Scout.

[@WindowsXDdead]

It is official tiny desk corporation is in half-life

[@SmoothieGamesLambda]

yippekeyaheyayheyahkyo

[@Jampolo_OG]

@@WindowsXDdead They are the Combine's top competitor

[@JLS-ti3lb]

"Heavy has seen engineer do this many time"

[@_-AJAL-_]

Ugly

[@Turgineer]

6:54 Is this a sign of a new product? Tiny Desk Engineer car!

[@Klempus2137]

Yes

[@zackaryramet7456]

Sold for 9999,99$

[@TheYeIIowDucK]

I like it how in pretty much every Gmod video: 1. Mossman speaks like shitty old text-to-speech 2. Heavy is an unstoppable force of pure destruction

[@untildawncrepes]

Kitty0706 might be gone, but his influence on source machinima is eternal

[@phillipineball889]

​@@untildawncrepes Godspeed to that magnificent bastard.

[@BababooeyGooey]

"Mr. Man, could you please gain the urge to shut the fuck up and bring me fucking marshmallows."

[@BababooeyGooey]

"Mr. Man, could you please gain the urge to shut the fuck up and bring me fucking marshmallows."

[@BababooeyGooey]

"Mr. Man, could you please gain the urge to shut the fuck up and bring me fucking marshmallows."

[@rotkivvostpels3134]

4:42 NO, that is NOT Naked Snake

[@dragondaveltd1992]

4:43 Snake, Respond? Snake? Snnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake?!?

[@alvaroperez2349]

Sasha will be his Crowbar.

[@vibethecat4194]

this placed a mental image involving gorgeous freeman that I did not need to see I dont think

[@jeremy_byrdpikachu3607]

"MY FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF [Crowbar]...!" - Freeman Weapons Guy, probably.

[@SashaTheGun]

Are you sure.

[@BenjaminPruitt-c9h]

Now’s you’re chance to be a [BIG SHOT]

[@pyrogaming175]

2:02 You are bug, not big WOOOW

[@RavgniglehTF2Replays]

9:12 "You wouldn't need that..hmm? 𝐈 𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞." 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴 Somehow the funniest line at the end there 😆

[@masteriangamer]

Absolutely gorgeous

[@rp927]

1:50, It is good day to be not dead, no, wait

[@officialxverzusz]

(y'know I gotta do it) POW! You are ded!

[@syndra1743]

@@officialxverzusz I AM DEAD!

[@officialxverzusz]

@@syndra1743 _hehehehe_ >:)

[@syndra1743]

@@officialxverzusz (Spy conga)

[@keygenMayor]

This callback is genius

[@alexgeorge501]

1:28 Okay, Enough...F**k this 1:46 Shhhh...Asleep 2:21 THE CHOPPAH!! 4:58 SPYCRABS 9:43 Engie ends the video

[@wifishark8]

7:01 Heavy has been sending WAY TOO much time with Engie. It's nice.

[@schniemand]

ugly

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

Engineers don't have the capacity to operate phones. A traditional scout sacrifice is the only want to contact them.

[@whatscout78]

thats just the ritual on how to make a tiny desk engineer

[@evanmcleroy9859]

And sentry ritual

[@v-14415]

force scouts to switch to engineer

[@carribob1992]

5:22 The sounds of the Common Spy Crab brings fear to my ears.

[@Curly_Horse]

2:07 Heavy feels right at home

[@РыцарьДляБедных]

Himself was a noble and his whole family been suppressed by communist. He must hate USSR even more than Solder himself.

[@Martin-pp1ww]

2:09

[@clayton_rose]

Heavy hates Russia

[@clayton_rose]

Heavy hates russia

[@HumanizedWater]

Speedrunners really gotta take some notes. Heavy going from A red Letter day to Ravenholm in a single minute is game-changing!

[@corporalcreative9892]

1:49 “It is good to day to be Not Dead!”

[@Mrhouse-k1x]

Pow! You are dead

[@toymagmadon07]

@@Mrhouse-k1x I'm dead!

[@eletrictarantula2321]

HEHEHEHE​@@toymagmadon07

[@retropixel1272]

**Spy Shows up**

[@TheWardenEngineer]

​@@retropixel1272 **GASP!** The Heavy is dead! D:

[@Username_the_cheese_eater]

1:28 ok enough f*ck this. heavy has had enough

[@agoodmeme4823]

8:02 RUN COWARDS! This was the creepiest moment I have ever seen.. a T-posing Heavy dragging off combine into the darkness. I like this

[@MetaL556]

"Heavy becomes an SCP" has become part of the meme legacy of Gmod.

[@DaKingKayden]

*The hoovydundy is here...*

[@agoodmeme4823]

@@DaKingKaydenOh that’s a callback. Still waiting on part 3. Someday it shall be real

[@geovannyclaro3294]

9:18 sily heavy just wait for the couldown to get another

[@areaxisthegurkha]

I noticed the Team Fabulous 2 reference in 7:10 onwards with that engie lol. Is nice

[@long_chin_man]

the futurama reference at the very end was something I thought i'd never see in a dr lalve video. lmao

[@ethan-not-a-pastafarian]

1:48 There are no words to capture this beautiful reimagining of the classic meme

[@Jaxymann]

The moment I heard that glorious "Ya da, ya la da-da!" I knew this was gonna be a good video

[@SigmaNoob-z6w]

​​​@@Jaxymann "AAAAAAAAAH!" -heavy weapons guy 2024

[@shadesmcgee7653]

4:41 I was expecting a metal gear joke, and this did not disappoint. That was beautiful

[@emiljjj]

A decade of watching GMod YTPs and I'm still laughing

[@sovkhan4359]

1:28 “So I’m making this indie game that symbolises depression and anxie-“

[@MorrrisEk]

for anyone sencitive 4:47 france jumpscare

[@JoeRodriguez-m2s]

4:51 SNORT.

[@SigmaNoob-z6w]

2:12 Heavy: you make heavy crush you? [throws the guard]

[@AmiiboDoctor]

the excitement when heavy heard "doctor" and thought hed see medic again was heart wrenching is nice

[@Aflay1]

2:15 I'm not sure if this has more Moments with Heavy energy, or Gorgeous Freeman vibes. Both? And more? And I love it.

[@YishaiBarr]

Dr. Lalve very much reminds me of Kitty.

[@darkxaur]

That breathy way Heavy says 'What?' that got lifted from one of his Sandvich lines will NEVER not be unfunny.

[@TimothyMark7]

and spies getting turned into baguettes

[@GManHalfLife2]

0:45 GMan used so much effort his voice changed quality.

[@rottenroads1982]

Doctor Lalve has uploaded. Also, this is epic. Anyways, 7:00, Scouts are referred as Creatures in the Doctor Lalve universe, and don’t have rights.

[@Curly55]

As they should be treated.

[@TheRealTrash2.]

also they are virgins

[@oddiztoddis5476]

This must be one of your best ones yet. It shows a level of restraint for your style, which is a welcome inclusion, but you still manage to keep your absolutely bonkers narrative. Hats of, this one goes into the ''best of'' list

[@LambdaVids]

9:25 engineer builds a nuke and forces people to build a statue of him but isn't satisfied and ends up blowing up city 17

[@fingerpuppet9288]

Futurama reference.mp4

[@Luka2000_]

Out of all of the things and references in this video, the simple sight of heavy just walking and then his face turning into a monkey for a moment made me spit out my drink 5:25

[@_krock-tu_]

I love how every time G-man opened his mouth he contradicted himself, it’s such a simple interaction with Heavy but he just overcomplicates and confuses himself in the process.

[@SandwichGamesHeavy]

2:48 "Heavy, throw it back!"

[@felicelucaverde2410]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@felicelucaverde2410]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lizardguyNA]

Honestly, even without the comedic Gmod-ness, Half-Life's world would not be able to handle the Heavy.

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

Half-Life's world would not be able to handle any of the mercs: - Scout chugs a six pack of toxic waste mixed with sugar daily. - Soldier uses explosive rockets as a method of self transportation, successfully I might add - Pyro is....self explanatory - Demoman's body naturally produces alcohol so he's drunk 24/7, to say nothing of the cursed sword business - Heavy can kill a bear ten times his size with nothing but his bare fists - Engineer figured out compact, portable, and safe teleportation tech way before Black Mesa or Aperture Science even came close to building a prototype - Medic figured out how to literally bring people back from the dead on the spot - Sniper has mastered the art of jarate - and Spy is french

[@El.fish.the.chocolate]

​@@Randomyoutuber-4831 the ultimate Heldrich horror power: *Being french*

[@vibethecat4194]

@@Randomyoutuber-4831 and if you think thats bad, imagine saxton hale in this universe

[@Hanni93472]

Spy: can literally make himself invisible He can take on literally any humanoid form by wearing a paper mask of said person

[@drilltank-6603]

-Medic also has: An energy shield that can vaporize people, probably the best medical support one could ask for, periodic invincibility, has canonically surgically removed a man's skeleton while keeping them otherwise alive and healthy, and oh by the way he scammed the Devil in-universe. The Combine overlords would be lucky to wake up the next day with just baboon uteri implanted in them if Medic got his hands on them.

[@harryguidotti3815]

7:10 Oh man. I haven't heard that music in a long time. Brings back some Fabulous memories.

[@Azanakre748]

Heavy has woken up and somehow found himself in.... France

[@bonge_Spob2857]

Dear god

[@Jampolo_OG]

​​@@bonge_Spob2857 There's more...

[@bonge_Spob2857]

@@Jampolo_OG No

[@jojosaavedra5906]

4:30 Around 4:30Pm PST my baby boy neive passed away the day the video came out seeing the white dog reminded me of him and in a way it was like destiny was telling me he still lives on in other ways He was a medium or some would say large for his breed Maltese poodle such loving heart and loved all animals alike regardless if they did harm or hurt him he was always a loving baby boy and I thank you sir lots of love for anyone and their pets regardless love them always and cherish every moment you have with them every step of the way I know I gave him the best life he could have asked for especially for being a abandoned at my friends house that night We love you here at home mamma y papa y Luna love you so much baby boy we hope to see you again soon! Fly true my son 10/2/2024 @4:30Pm RIP

[@plaguedevstuff]

"The wrong man in the right place, you are not supposed to be here" -Gman 2024

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

"I'm only going to say this once... *YOU M F."* 😂

[@SandwichGamesHeavy]

7:56 *Throws a flare* *DRG OST kicks in* ROCK AND STONE!

[@DialingDock2]

4:27 Oh look, it's Toby

[@Petermicfinger]

Lamo the tiny desk Engie driving off had me dead 🤣 🤣 6:56

[@redfury2799]

“I’ve seen better sides of Beef, been run over by a Combine”

[@N4ikel]

8:50 Gman summoning heavy just for free launch lmao

[@Ohio_rizz]

“Gordon… freeman… (hehe)” “LITTLE MEN”

[@realdragon]

Never forget your portable sacrificial Scout from Tiny Desk Corporation for only 599.99

[@CyrusShameliOfficial]

"Okay, enough, f**ck this" - Heavy Weapons Guy

[@Ididitlikethis2079]

“Welcome to Heavy Life 1, after 100,000 years in development hopefully it will have been worth the wait.” - Doctor Valve (Probably)

[@EpicB787Animations]

So much to appreciate here- The strange sentence mixing at the start, the way all the characters just slowly start to accept Heavy as the new Dr. Freeman, Heavy's reactions to everything, the Spies, the way a Scout is used to summon an Engineer like all the other videos, the Heavy acting like a horror movie villain towards the Combine, and probably another hundred things I missed Excellent work as usual! You have earned a Sandvich

[@El.fish.the.chocolate]

1:16 *The A pose is contagious... It's spreading.*

[@Randy_bosss]

9:30 yes bendergineer

[@magicfexer3474]

This give me a huge Gorgeous Freeman vibes with old gmod animation feeling. And I loved every second of it. Also I need to give a huge props for creativity of the jokes and slapstick humor. This is peak.

[@DeadPollo]

Most hurt entities in DrLalve's video: 1) Scout 2) Spy 3) Your Brain

[@R42PH]

There's a Kitty0706 vibe to certain scenes, I love it

[@LinteirSomeZebra]

Wisdom of all generations of TF2 GModders have combined in this work!

[@BirowlRedFox]

8:58 the most normally conversation between me and some of my friends

[@arkham9500]

8:40 Heavy cleaned the wall so fast, that he was able to toss the combine and the wall was cleaned at the same time

[@Mecha-6171]

6:02 heavy from super earth, who want a cup of liber-tea

[@CGHawkatoo]

FOR SUPER EARTH!!!!!!!!!

[@kodaikayten5907]

Sweet Liberty! Noo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (Insert Russian translation)

[@SovietDoge_]

This is truly a masterpiece. Haven’t seen a this good of animation In awhile

[@C.A._Old]

*mostly animation remind me 2010s and late 2000s.*

[@MrTrool323]

My godness... *Gorgeous Freeman*

[@suetam_animate]

8:08 five nights at Heavy's

[@ragemage3049]

5:51 Still can't find the origin of that scream. Kitty used to put it a lot in his videos.

[@masonpelzer8052]

It’s from one of the npc’s in postal 2

[@ragemage3049]

@@masonpelzer8052 which one? I've searched the npc screams of postal 2 before and I didn't hear this one.

[@ragemage3049]

@@masonpelzer8052 Nvm I found it. White male scream.

[@officialxverzusz]

2:37 Honestly Alyx and Heavy make up a better duo than I would have thought

[@Martin-pp1ww]

2:36

[@TheSuitBloodMushMouth]

0:18 You killed him, GMAN. He got tired of the fabularity.

[@NeverKetamine]

Holy shit it's been so many years since a gmod video made me laugh so hard. Just like the old days.

[@Kreapypastoid]

I’m inspired by ALOT of these camera angles/shots there so good😂

[@BBG_Plush_Production]

1:27 "Ok enough... f**k this" 😂

[@rmod8]

6:31 Holy Shit My Map what the fuck

[@SandwichGamesHeavy]

No way!

[@mercce6750]

4:42 Snake? Snake?! SNAKEEEEEE?!