Deleted Lines From A Fantasy Film | Mock The Week

Enjoy this crazy scenes we'd like to see staring Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Greg Davies, Lucy Porter Russell Howard and and Andy Parsons. Talking everything from deleted Fantasy film lines and thing you don't want to hear from your flatmate!
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Series 7 Episode 3 ( 23rd July 2009 )
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[@weskal5490]

One of the best comedy shows ever.

[@couldntmixapotnoodle]

yep, RIP to MTW

[@AmirBrooks]

Yep, cancelled because the tories can't take a joke

[@couldntmixapotnoodle]

@@AmirBrooks to be fair they didnt take shots at exclusively tories, Labour was in power for the first 3 years of the show

[@davidtownson1476]

This will never work, Frodo! Lucy and Greg!

[@markwalker5723]

Yesss, one of the best endings!

[@goldenscarecrow]

I’ll, always, be confused as to why they bothered with the microphone if everyone has a battery mic on

[@OriginalGriff]

It's a "comfort prop" - it gives them something to hold onto or use their hands for instead of hanging them in the air or putting them in their pockets.

[@8964TS]

@@OriginalGriff It's also a mark that tells them where to stand for the camera to frame them correctly.

[@OriginalGriff]

@@8964TS Good point! 👍

[@williamcrowe2576]

"Yeah, I ate all the food. So what? I was hungry! YA GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!?"

[@KeithFraser82]

3:13 I believe that was the film Shallow Grave.

[@8964TS]

That Girls Aloud joke just smacks of envy, because whatever you might think of their music, those five women were far from being dogs in the looks department.

[@baylinkdashyt]

I suspected that was one of the "British Culture" jokes I didn't get cause I'm USAdian.

[@8964TS]

@@baylinkdashyt Pop group formed out of a reality show. All the women were classically very attractive.

[@KeithFraser82]

*Deleted Lines From A Fantasy Film* -"Are you Sir Artagor, slayer of the dragon Volemax? Good, we're from the RSPCA and we'd like a word." -"As an immortal elf, I have lived through three ages of the world. So. I bought this plot of land for half a rabbit back in the time when humans lived in caves and threw stone spears at their prey, and now it's prime central London real estate and I have a stock portfolio worth eight billion pounds plus a seat in the House of Lords." -"So you say you sent your nephew into the woods on a quest to pass through the magic tree circle, save the mystic land of Plornocranz from the dread World Pirates, and find his inner strength? Right, I've heard enough, you're nicked."

[@OscarDirlwood]

That woman comic was so unbearably unfunny