Delhi Metro & Love Jihad | Stand Up Comedy by Parvez Hassan

MY FIRST STANDUP VIDEO IS HERE!!
This video basically covers two things first, how to get a seat in Delhi Metro and second, the easiest way to get killed in India. Don't forget to share this video with your friends and family.
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Instagram: / _parvezhassan
Twitter: / _parvezhassan
Facebook: / parvez3019
DoP: Akshit Arora
Edit & Sound: Parvez Hassan
Venue Courtesy: Canvas Laugh Club, Gurugram
Written & Performed by - Parvez Hassan
Subtitles - Parvez Hassan
Special Thanks: To everyone who has been part of this journey.
Music Credits:
Intro - Sare Jahan Se Achcha - Instrumental - by Praashekh & Abhishek Borkar ( • Sare Jahan Se Achcha -... )
End Credits - Bittersweet by SYBS
And Kaho Na Kaho (Murder) Owned by Shemaroo
#StandUpComedy #DelhiMetro #CanvasLaughClub #RahulDua #Bassi #Habitat #Comedy #Suri
#AbhishekUpmanyu

[@AakashKumar-gl2fk]

It's need guts to talk about Ankit Saxena. Noone talks about him

[@The_Formidable]

Aww... really. Do you remember the names of all other honour killing victims? Only Ankit Saxena is remembered and it is for a reason.

[@tanishqverma9869]

@@The_Formidable Aww... really. Do you remember the names of all other riot victims? Only inspector subodh kumar is remembered and it is for a reason.

[@The_Formidable]

@@tanishqverma9869 Subodh Kumar was a law enforcer, lynching him is a big deal. Police officers aren't lynched on a regular basis.So try harder...

[@tanishqverma9869]

@@The_Formidable Tabrez Ansaari was a thief, lynching him is a big deal. Thieves aren't lynched on a regular basis.So try harder..

[@yourstrulybooks]

Tanishq Verma what about pehlu khan??

[@ToastyAF]

THE SUBTITLES ARE ENOUGH AS A PIECE OF COMEDY IN ITSLEF. XDDDDDDD

[@vitthalpurohit3792]

Funny that people think BJP brought in concept of Love Jihad and not Kerala HC...

[@vitthalpurohit3792]

@Sports Entertainment Spreading awareness on real issues and not bogus issues like "Modi ka Bangla". If it takes being termed "Bhakt", accepted.

[@vitthalpurohit3792]

@Sports Entertainment Google Love Jihad news. You'll know. It's not any conspiracy. A law has already been implemented in 2 states of India which total more than the entire population of USA and Kashmiri Sikhs are demanding it as well. Don't believe me, just google it.

[@vitthalpurohit3792]

@Sports Entertainment If the couple are completely fine with it there won't any FIR. Police won't take any action. No local media would cover it. If media won't cover it, it won't come to the main stream and the parties can't even interfere. Now the thing is, I told you twice to google Love Jihad news but did you do that, no... Because your brain is localised in your own peaceful imagination where nothing wrong happens just because "you" think nothing is wrong.

[@SM-gz7vw]

@Sports Entertainment But why do anyone should change religion to get married? Even if both parties have consent

[@SM-gz7vw]

@Sports Entertainment why would she "agree" to convert after 18 years of life, if not asked?

[@ntfys4394]

Even if 10 people from total views understand it, your video is worth it. Keep spreading sense to senseless people and loved your stand up

[@aishwarymishra5946]

Atleast you talked about Ankit Saxena, most comedians skip that part where hindus are also getting hurt. Fringe elements exist in both the religions, but demonizing those who killed Akhlakh and Pehlu Khan and keeping mum on Bharat Yadav and Ankit Saxena is just hypocrisy and nothing else.

[@djbh.pandey5173]

Pehlu aur akhlakh ke society walo ne dange kaway bus jalayi gadiya phonki . Magar ankit ke pita ne har community ke religion prechers ko bula bhandara karwa ya taki shanti ho. Aur news channels muslims ko shanti preeya aur hinduo ko intolerant kehte hai !!

[@SireCaracal]

@@djbh.pandey5173 secularism he bhai. Muslims are born Muslims Christians are born Christians Sikhs are born Sikhs Hindus are born Secular.

[@The_Formidable]

@@SireCaracal Hindus are secular only when they are in minority. When they become majority, they start lynching minorities...

[@djbh.pandey5173]

@@The_Formidable there has not been a single mob lynching. When those false cases were evaluated the matter came to be somthing else

[@siddharthsingh1994]

@@The_Formidable B*nch*d kuch bhi! India m Hindu majority m hi hain. Aur muslims have only increased in population. Kahin batao duniya m, jahan muslim majority secular rahi ho. Kam se kam padh to lo liya karo likhne se pahle.

[@khalidkumar3080]

I love the fact that he was un-biased unlike other So called Muslims standup comedians We support you brother , lets live with Peace 🙏

[@sarveshv3101]

Hit like if anyone recognized the song before he played it.

[@leacherbhai9760]

Kya song yaar mujhe nahi samajh aaya can u explain it please

[@sarveshv3101]

@@leacherbhai9760 The song Kaho na Kaho from Murder. It is a remake of an Arabic song whose verses were used in this stand-up.

[@psy8917]

i did!!! i memorized it like years ago and aajtak Flex marta hu😂

[@sakshisrivastava7586]

Loved your set man 👍👏👏 i agree with you it's enough of this hate now let's focus on more important things and love 👍 . . And that point ki hospital, school , college thode banana hai mandir ya masjid bnegi .. bache mar jae chahe 👏👍👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍 loved it ❤

[@rajavarma8882]

Murkh bana raha he

[@BeLikeTanmay]

1st muslim to talk about love jihad and making jokes on his religion. It demands real guts to be a muslim and still making such jokes.

[@maybeperfect7486]

There is one more adil

[@himanshukamble957]

slap on faces of all those who say sirf hinduism pe he jokes karte hai

[@mansooralam2082]

Bro it takes no guts.. it takes sense to make jokes on own religion.. I invite you to have a drink with me and my friends.. bc hum sab hindu muslim Christian saarey ek saath baith ke jo bajatey hain ek dusrey ki.. nd at the end no one gets offended cause we all r educated.. ye saarey chutiyape political parties polarize kr rhi hai . Pehle congress kr rhi thi ab bjp kr rhi hai..

[@samgoldberg7494]

@@amoghavarshanrupatunga1914 godi troll back in your asylum cage

[@sudhirnagar6106]

@@mansooralam2082 Osama bhi bahut educated tha

[@arpanbhaskarchadar]

Sare jahan se accha hindostan hamara touch the heart 🇮🇳

[@arpanbhaskarchadar]

Thanks a lot for your kind appreciation

[@Noone-gz8li]

@banda singh bahadur tu lauda

[@sagarpaul1745]

band kar bakchodi

[@Dawar099]

@jersey devil Hamari galti hai...kyaa

[@KaranSingh-rl5nh]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5jbY4lvZ76keLM see this video

[@uk12rishirwt98]

Katuwa 😏

[@ParvezHassan]

Having circumcised dick is better than being a complete dick.

[@animaljaan2658]

Tere nhi kata hua na khaal ke sath khel😂

[@uk12rishirwt98]

@@animaljaan2658 tu v katuwa h 😂🤣

[@uk12rishirwt98]

@@ParvezHassan ab tu v kta huaa ka h to tujhe v kta huaa hi hoga psnd

[@animaljaan2658]

@@uk12rishirwt98 teri bhen ki katwe se hi Mari thi puch 🤣😂maza aa gya tha

[@loreman159]

Spiderman spiderman

[@mistrirohan395]

All is non sense shantu se betha reh bhai

[@djbh.pandey5173]

Never take a comedian n biased t v anchers seriously. Everybody say to please people of all communities. None tell truth.

[@loreman159]

@@djbh.pandey5173 I never asked for opinions,its my viewpoint

[@loreman159]

@@mistrirohan395 Ok behna

[@djbh.pandey5173]

@@loreman159 well if u see i didn't reply by ur name so.....i m not giving u a well judged opinion.

[@khushi2777]

This man is a legend. Need guts to perform this ❤

[@abhishekchandelia6712]

Yo 👍

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

[@movielover6222]

@@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 haa mene bhut muslim ldkio ke sath hote huye dekha h.....gender equality muslim dharm me hai nhi......jaise ki halala,talak abhi bhi ho rha h.....etc...

[@5minutecalms]

@@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 🤣 Ok mr IT CELL now come with your real name and identity.

[@bhupeshshelake]

No it doesn't...

[@shaanshaz5046]

Siting in d corner of my house n start humming” tamallie habibi beshtallayelak “ n sudden one chappal often move towords me n my mom : isse fir se daora pada hai 😂😂

[@sailaab]

hahaha and who can blame Auntie ji :D she (from her P.o.V.) is 100% korrect

[@shaanshaz5046]

sailaab 😁😁 n for ur comment again “ tamallie habibi beshtallayelak “😂😂

[@abhayadav7965]

😂😂😂😂

[@xXmayank.kumarXx]

What is the name of the video? From which he was singing

[@garimapathak2373]

@@xXmayank.kumarXx Kaho na Kaho song of the movie named murder

[@shreyapriyam83]

Mai rajiv chowk pe metro change karna sikha dun?

[@sumitsourabh646]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shaanshaz5046]

Most beautiful comment yahan yoo bahi b pighal jayega 😁😁😁

[@imranpatel7790]

Jaha larki wahi ❤

[@vamsvm]

@Mehraj Reshi tera bhi katega 😝

[@diliprabari381]

@shreya priyam tum gujarat aajao me tumhe puri sarkar change karna sikha doo

[@jessicagrey2084]

⭕We all have seen Muslim guy & hindu girl together in both reel & real life hundreds of times💯... But Never seen its vice versa😒😒😒...Whyyy????????? Coz of love jihad

[@pixis3]

Exactly.

[@subhamsoy1280]

its not love jihad.....its your eye problem

[@nikhilsheoran7863]

@@subhamsoy1280 no its your mind problem 😂😂😂😂

[@subhamsoy1280]

@@nikhilsheoran7863 veer zaara ka naam suna hai kabhi?? Ek tha tiger ka naam suna hai kabhi?? Isaqhzaade?? Ab bolna "love jihaad" !!!

[@nikhilsheoran7863]

@@subhamsoy1280 love jihad Le bol diya 😆😆😆😆

[@taranveersingh1144]

This is my first comment to a youtuber comedian, this was fab

[@tanveer3428]

Our name rhym is same i think?

[@arindamdutta9371]

@@tanveer3428 wow.... We are all the same

[@koulster2]

Taranveer n Tanveer God bless you both ... if there is something like God/s of compassion ... personally I do wish for compassion to be almighty, I hope I never violated compassion in my life.

[@abhishekprasad6207]

Freedom of speech hai to kuch bhi bologe mtlb🤣😐

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..,👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON,

[@carpediem7646]

most ppl are appreciating him not bcoz he talked abt religious extremisim but bcoz he talked abt a HINDU victim...sad how does it matter whether the victim is hindu or muslim...the real problem is the perocial mindset of ppl which needs a change!!

[@djbh.pandey5173]

That's because no one talks when the victim is hindu n the accused is non-hindu i.e muslim or Christian! ! More over if accused is hindu n victim is muslim then the case goes to United nations as well.

[@djbh.pandey5173]

@@ParvezHassan agar aap sach much mei samjhana chate hai toh vampanthi vichardhara ko expose karte hue punches taiyar kijiye ! Vahabism n jihadism should leave india if we need brother hood between all religions.

[@carpediem7646]

@@djbh.pandey5173 its just the matter of perception....when a person like yourself is so biased in his mind then it becomes hard to see the things objectively. People of all religions suffer by the hands of bigots... lets not tag the victims with religious stamp!!

[@djbh.pandey5173]

@@carpediem7646 it seems u r too ignorant for understanding the scenario of cruelties hindus r being subjected to by the so called peaceful minorities aka islamic terrorists n missionaries in the country.

[@carpediem7646]

@@djbh.pandey5173 i am very well aware of atrocities being faced by *humans* but unlike u i refrain from cherrypicking hate crimes for condemnation. Bigots both muslim and hindu *use* religion as a tool to monger hate through brinwashed people like u.

[@HARU.7243]

I believe the educated youths will end this old religious barrier.... And this was an amazing piece.... And it was presented in a great way... Loved it....

[@javy2rrr]

Bjp ka Naam suna hai ?

[@riyasingh-ob8dy]

@@javy2rrr laden ka naam suna hai wo anphad nahi tha

[@javy2rrr]

@@riyasingh-ob8dy kehna kya chahte ho ?

[@rituagarwal3925]

Tum pagal ban jaati ho unse

[@manishbhatt4984]

But its juustt one sided.

[@manusharmas19]

May be first muslim who talk about ankit..

[@yousufaero]

Did not talk means ... they agree to it...?? Many don't approve it..

[@Fahad-gf1wx]

How do you know

[@douma217]

@@shahbazkhan5365 tu ek kam kar koi public place pe "Allah hu akbar" keh ke koi bag phekna pata chal jayega atankwadi kon ha or wahi ram keh ke same krna tujhe pata chal jayega ki atankwadi kon ha.

[@simranpreetsingh4195]

siddharth dubey that’s islamophobia dude. This did not solidified your point, it rather showed our narrow thinking. Jeez! So much hate😒

[@Amanullah-up7cq]

Bhai tu owaisi ka video dekhle,may your mindset change.

[@pratik66480]

Who else already got that Arabic verse before he clarified.

[@shahbazhassan467]

Pratik Meena Off course I bcz I know n understand Arabic 😂😂

[@ODSA]

He is singing "Tamally Maak" - Amr Diab..

[@parthkathuria1838]

@@shahbazhassan467 ive heard this song million times

[@shahbazhassan467]

@@parthkathuria1838 Simple I understand Arabic...

[@divyapriyadarshni1433]

can anyone send the link of that music?

[@nisheethshukla6142]

"By god (bhagwaan / allah)" 😂😂😂

[@sabyshines]

So I am not the only person who was reading captions even knowing the languages.

[@moviekholi]

Bhai, literally yhi par dhynaa gya

[@inamdarsaquib9528]

Great man . I also did it

[@shikhachauhan791]

Love jihad is a serious issue in our country 💯 I loved your comedy but love jihad is still a prevailing issue in India which is killing innocent Hindu youth.

[@adarshtiwari9058]

Thanks🙏❤... It's good to see girls like you who know this... Thank you sister.

[@anurag_joshi]

You have to do more research in this topic

[@animaljaan2658]

Lol😂

[@rajavarma8882]

Sach bola sister

[@shailvinaprakash8032]

Few of jokes were so intelligent. Shawshank redemption kar lo, G-spot lol I laughed so hard.

[@Hardev_fauzdar]

The contents of ur comedy is so beautiful nd pointing for bringing communal harmony ...so amazing bhai

[@qaz123orama1]

Superb, lots of points covered and yet not being offensive punches

[@aaqibkhan5508]

Hi

[@trivediharsh2508]

Hello cxan you tell me the lyrics of song he played ??

[@stress_out7130]

@@trivediharsh2508 kaho na kaho by emraan hasmi

[@maosworld2098]

@@trivediharsh2508 kaho na kaho bro by serial kisser Emraan hashmi

[@Grandwarden936]

@@maosworld2098 asheel h yeh ladke h 😆

[@sstudies01]

A small step to reduce distance between hindu Muslim ..but great brother . Allah bless you

[@shubhamsaxena7726]

Bhai in muslim par bharosa matt karo yaar ye log bahut bure hai

[@mrprashantkumar_]

Bhai y allah ?? God bless him 👍👍

[@mrprashantkumar_]

@@shubhamsaxena7726 shayad tmhe ach3 muslim mile nhi h 😐😐

[@shubhamsaxena7726]

@@mrprashantkumar_ hai hee nhi toh milenge kahan se

[@mrprashantkumar_]

@@shubhamsaxena7726 kis waham me jee rhe ho beta Hmko to mile tm bhi dhund lo

[@wrightvcx2249]

The sad part is Ankit Saxena had more trust on his girlfriend's parents than the girl herself. He actually respected them.

[@jatin123ize]

Phir aaise he kat te hai seculars.

[@AyanKhan-we6ul]

Feel sad for Ankit bhai , But Ek time India mein aisa bhi ayega jab koi India mein apka bina religion aur cast jane apse shadi karega Kch IT cell wale yaha bhi ayenge aur wo logo ko trigger karna chahenge lekin tension nhi lena hai bas aise logo ko ignore karna hai.

[@bharatkapoor4062]

@@AyanKhan-we6ul sbse pehle tu kr kisi non muslim se aur use religion change krne ko mt bolio kyuki non muslim se shaadi krna to haram hai

[@bharatkapoor4062]

@@psy8917 apna lecture mt do Maine simple pucha islam me haram h ya nhi uska ans nhi aya abhi tk

[@berserk322]

@@bharatkapoor4062 Islam interfaith marriages in Islam are condoned only between a Muslim and non-Muslim from the People of the Book. Hinduism According to the varna system, marriage is normally between two individuals of the same varna. Ancient Hindu literature identified four varnas: Brahmins, Kshatriyas, Vaishyas and Shudras. In ancient India, this varna system was strictly professional division based on one's profession. With time, it became a birthright. According to Manusmriti, partners in an intra-gotra marriage should be shunned as it is an equivalent of a sibling marriage shunned. I'm half both h and m

[@ParvezHassan]

This video is NOT IN SUPPORT of all those people who force others to change their religion in the name of love (or beyond). Love is a beautiful thing, it goes beyond religion/caste/gender, please don't let it die. 🇮🇳 Don't forget to share the video with your friends

[@Abhaykumar-di6iw]

Bhuat sahi......

[@Vanessa-ts2xh]

U r epic !!! I loved your stand up

[@anujkhanna2428]

Nice comment bro. Add more videos,you are really fun to watch.

[@mr.bhomick3997]

Love it bro i just watched your this video and now i am your fan 👍

[@poojab6508]

Goosebumps 👍

[@spiritualwisdom3640]

Victim card sala

[@none7324]

Hahahah superb! (I never commented this on any stand up comedy video)👍

[@vivektony1920]

The fact that you took such a relevant topic of today and were able give a message that not only made us laugh, but also realise how stupid we can be is amazing. Great video man...

[@oyefitoori]

On that mandir masjid joke..he mentioned in subtitle that ram or khuda to waise b nai basenge dilo me hmare.!! Subtitles bahut awesome thy yar..keep workingg

[@b52_vishwajeetpatil99]

True🙌😂

[@AjayRajput-cf9mh]

Matlab love jihad nhi hota

[@rajavarma3894]

@@AjayRajput-cf9mh brainwas Ho chuka hai inka

[@fluidmechanics8759]

@@rajavarma3894 inki akhe band ho jati hai tab

[@Subhrajyoti]

@@rajavarma3894 matlab

[@bankr0827gmail]

First comedian who talked about ankit

[@faizanpirani6460]

And he is Muslim. That's my India

[@harshshrivastava4886]

Rgt 😢😢

[@ItsAnk4]

@@faizanpirani6460 true, and that's the India we need to save and built :)

[@Ladliju1]

@Andaleeb Hejazi Bhai Dekh le tu bhi Akhalq, Pahlu Khan , Tabrez pe bhi banayi hai - ye dekh le Rajiv Nigam ke stand up , Kunal Kamra, etc aur manhoosiyat failana band karde. Dhruv Tyagi ka murder ,Choti bachhii twinkle Sharma ka rape kisne Kiya tha? Gujrat main Train main aag lagakr kisne shuruat ki thi? BJP ke logon ne ya tumhare Bhai logon ne? Tim logon ne to bas ek Ratta laga liya hai ki Islam buta nahi hai Muslaman bura ho sakta aur bhaag jao responsibility lene se.

[@coltcolt1481]

Ankit saxena kon hai bhai

[@ravishekharsingh4531]

Love Jihad is real . You should study instead of doing comedy on serious issue .

[@bakaindianoniichan492]

What is love jihad acc to you??

[@aamiable5195]

@@bakaindianoniichan492 ye andhBhakt hai, let him bark

[@aamiable5195]

@BAD ViBeS-_ Butt hurt andhBhakt 🤦

[@aayush6449]

@@aamiable5195 u seriously don't know love jihad?

[@adnnannmansuri9171]

NO MUSLIM GIRL HAVE EVER MARRIED A HINDU GUY....//😳

[@cherriesnoberries6026]

I teared up reading those news articles and feeling how blessed i am like how can a child’s own parents kill them just because they love someone from a different race, caste or even a different skin color its just a pigmentation dude like wow ppl like that really exist on the other hand great comedy routine with a great msg keep it up Hassan

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..,👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON,

[@deepakindianboy8867]

😍😍😍🙏🙏🙏 . Politicians becoming comedians and comedians becoming politicians. 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@vageshwarinandini432]

Hats off to you man for this topic, people need this. Sick of this dirty politics and hatred among religions. Loved this ❤️😭, we need more people like you.

[@AjayRajput-cf9mh]

Matlab Love jihad nhi hota hai Kerala hight court ne mana he tum logo kiu nhi samjhti ho indian may roj case hote or Bangladesh se kitne hindu bhag ke ate magar love jihad puri duniya me ho rha hai polland islamic country bnne wala ishai larki ko midle est ke larke sadi karke convert karte. Or apko khavi nhi samjh ayega kiu ki hindu larki etni secular hoti hai aj abadi muslim ki hoti 100 crore to dikhate apni asliyat

[@amoghavarshanrupatunga1914]

Love Jiπad is Real Only Victims can Relate

[@aadiupraity3556]

@@AjayRajput-cf9mh There is good and bad everywhere bro...

[@dharmeshchakradhari5558]

Bhugatane ke baad samajh aata hai

[@Anubhav2080]

Hindus pakistan aur Bangladesh mein bhi thay 1950 mein 20% population tha abb 2021 mein 0.2 percent..

[@kajaldedha1956]

Plss make more videos😊

[@leafyfuture8708]

This is the best thing I've seen on the internet in a while.

[@ishuness]

This deserves a million likes! U won hearts man !!!!! Following u now!

[@AjayRajput-cf9mh]

Matlab Love jihad nhi hota hai Kerala hight court ne mana he tum logo kiu nhi samjhti ho indian may roj case hote or Bangladesh se kitne hindu bhag ke ate magar love jihad puri duniya me ho rha hai polland islamic country bnne wala ishai larki ko midle est ke larke sadi karke convert karte. Or apko khavi nhi samjh ayega kiu ki hindu larki etni secular hoti hai aj abadi muslim ki hoti 100 crore to dikhate apni asliyat itdi modern khawal ki mat socho ki 2020 ji rhe hai religion asab magar ap jaise sab nhi hai ap soch bhi sakti jiske sath huya hai un hinduo larkiyo ko pta hai

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..,👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON,

[@98vermasumit]

I am sure this video will bring us Hindus and Muslims more closer. Yes it does trigger a part of me to question many things but the way you've represented this satirical comedy, big ups brother. Waiting for more stand-ups from you in future videos. 😃

[@jaychakraborty3789]

In 1951 Hindu population in Bangladesh 35%,now 8.5% n in Pakistan 10% now 0.8% Kashmir se 1.5 lac Hindu panditon Ko bhagaya gya.. In 1951 muslim population in India 4% now 17%... Napunshak Sickularon aur jor se nara lagao Hindu Muslim bhai bhai...🙏🙏🙏

[@divyapratap3509]

School hospital sab ayodhya me ram janm bhoomi pe he bnna chahiye Koi muslim bahut badaa shubhchintak hai social issues ka to ayodhya k kisi masjid ki jameen daan dene ki baat kyu nhi krta. They have a clear vision towards their reLigion

[@glenncoco9624]

@@divyapratap3509 baat ye nai kaha kya honi chahiye. baat ye hai ki sab issue chorke ispe hum mar ladai kar rhe hai faltu me.

[@divyapratap3509]

@@glenncoco9624 exactly point yahi hai Hinduo ki aastha ki baat hai muslim chod de us jagah ko pyaar se aur hindu muslim ekta ki misaal de. Aaj tk koi mndir tod k masjid nhi bnaa lekin poora india ghoomiye 80% bhavya mndir ko tod kr uske bagal ya uski main jagah pe masjid nirmaan hua. Fir bhi hm bs ayodhya k liye bolte hain.

[@divyapratap3509]

Masjid tod k mandir

[@simmysimmi2945]

jobhi ho love jihad real hai aur yaha pe jitne bhi rape hote hi 99 percent rapist muslim hi hote hi jaha jaha muslim ki abadi badhti hai non muslim reh nahi pate ache se yebhi sach ha

[@utkarshagrawal2002]

nirbhaya ke 5 me se 4 rapist hindu the priyanka reddy ek rapist hindu the aur na jane kitne btau

[@jinayj9211]

@@utkarshagrawal2002 tm jese woke log hee main dikkat aur dushman ho humare culture ka.... bhagwan na kre tere parivar k saath esa kuch bhi ho..lekin jab esa kuch hoga tb realise hoga ki glt tha

[@samarthkamath352]

I can't see 1M views in the views, donno how it came in thumbnail 🤣🤣🤣

[@ParvezHassan]

How many views do you see?

[@anniket5195]

@@ParvezHassan 2.2 Million

[@amriteshkumar4799]

@@anniket5195 lol😂😂

[@Haryanvitop5882]

Haa tumahari profile pic me chasma lggaa hai...😁😁

[@vaibhavarora2420]

finally i found one other person who says "bhais ki aankh" hahaha , subscribed bro !

[@arslanhassan1533]

Bhains ki ankh 3rd bhi mil gaya bhai.

[@therightchick]

Beautifully written and executed! I am from Lucknow. Din mein bade mangal ki poori and sham ko iftaari hoti hai yahan, perfect sangam.Hope to Meet you soon. 😇

[@ParvezHassan]

That's the beauty of our country ♥️

[@shashimohan1486]

Woowww... really

[@121sameem]

Is really beautiful what you said But what actually is disheartening is this: Aur baad mai pehlu khan ke katilun ko maala pehnana

[@maryamkidwai2543]

@@121sameem evryone the common ppl in India are auffering cuz of politicians and media is spreading a victim narrative to all sides so evryone has become selfish and suspisciius of others. We got to go into the real world and see the situation evryone is equally fucked and the politicians are enjoying the chaos.

[@maryamkidwai2543]

IKR Lucknow is amazing for that.

[@neelanjanarayteam6663]

First standup comedian who is putting the Harsh reality in front of people. Respect 💙☺️

[@sumeetwinner9371]

Soon girls like you become victim of love jihad

[@sumeetwinner9371]

@Samarth Srivastava it's not fantasies you open your brain and look around accept the truth you people are like those birds who put their head in ground and think there is no danger every thing is fine and become victim of their enemy....

[@rajavarma3894]

@samarth Bhai jab ladki Muslim hoti hai to ladka ko q Mar diya jata hai

[@yashpandey3.3.3]

Meri mummy kahti hai.. Kisi se bhi shadi kr le..muslim se na kare... Jab inter caste marriage ki baat ho rhi ho. ( matlab inter caste ka khauf hai , Lekin inter religion ka atank hai)😂

[@vikashkumar-bz8sp]

Parvez it may be laughter but it's very deep message and dangerous for our 😟😟

[@fathima256]

True...😞

[@bexer2172]

*Bajrang dal has entered the chat*

[@dharmicindia6325]

*LIBERANDUS HAVE LEFT THE CHAT*

[@theblackcrest8012]

Leftist dumb leave india

[@PanditjiTechnical]

@@dharmicindia6325 bhaii insta id kya hai aapki

[@ScientificKarwasara]

@@theblackcrest8012 and make india = north korea mar jayenge bc pr tum jese logo ko india ko china ya north korea jesa nhi banane denge

[@theblackcrest8012]

@@ScientificKarwasara chal be

[@vindhyasinha1789]

This guy literally used his humour in such a good way. this was amazing

[@fluidmechanics8759]

Mujhe aisa bilkul nahi laga

[@LKINTELLIGENCE]

*You are an idi0t. This is how these green termites hide their crimes.*

[@Amit-ly5sf]

@@fluidmechanics8759 @ Mujhe bhi

[@fluidmechanics8759]

@@Amit-ly5sf yes this is the truth is didn't get any reply from the commenter I was waiting for her to explain why the hell humour is there???

[@fluidmechanics8759]

Why 100 likes in this comment? It's totally ridiculous

[@Titas20059]

He had played victim card very well

[@thechaturvedi438]

Exactly i know this guyyyy he is fkg communal.

[@AMARSINGH-lj4rd]

I am proud to say that he was my junior in my college (BVICAM)

[@vishnumundhe6398]

I wish the media was as sensible as you in addressing such issues. Loads of support to you, dude. You had good content with intelligent writing. Keep it up! 👍

[@thechaturvedi438]

Typically Conservative Muslim Guyyyyyy. Who don't know comedy just putting religion in joke to look funny, hasna kab h?

[@ramadevi1340]

Stand-up comedy with true facts.. Hindu-Muslim is nothing..we are Indians Country first

[@indevilsden4899]

We r humans first*

[@animealpha4795]

@@indevilsden4899 was about to write the exact same thing ! Yes, we need to be proud of our country for what it has given us, but also acknowledge it's flaws and realize that nationalism only hinders true unity. Humanism and humanitarianism is the way forward.

[@user_nagauri]

@Praying Mantis true

[@sohanalways]

Yeah. That's how the Hindu share in populations of India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal etc., is reducing day by day.

[@lightingindia1547]

@Praying Mantis wrong, I will choose nation first

[@ayelazy]

Nowadays politicians are doing comedy and comedians doing sensible talks xD

[@mutate.9601]

copied dia

[@Radsm-v6m]

Bhai ye comedians ek tarfa agenda chla rae hai......... Dekh lena kaat khaenge hame..... For eg saudi turkey pakistan....... Khud dekh lo

[@xclzv5900]

@@Radsm-v6m to aap wo karo jo aapko sahi lagta ho or dusro ko wo karney do jo unko sahi lagta ho Jismey dam hoga wo jitega Lets see who wins b/w bhakts vs anti bhakts Ham to audience hain Enjoy karney baithey hain

[@aejazhussain1587]

We love our India's religion. And brotherhood. Please be ever, what we were. Do not charge 🇮🇳

[@NeelNarayan]

*change

[@Raj-oe5lh]

Ok now my name is Hazrath Rajesh

[@donniebateman9638]

@@Raj-oe5lh lmao

[@skullshotskullshot8572]

Yes bahi you r right I love Muslim girl we are going to marry soon spread love not hate

[@anahita-bn6cy]

@@skullshotskullshot8572 😄😄good joke

[@sanaazdiary66]

you should upload more videos it was great

[@rbcl0072]

Subtitle are on a different level.. U earned a subscriber bro .....

[@shadabalam8155]

Maja aa gaya bhai. Very sensible and funny at the same time, rare and fadu combination.

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..,👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON

[@sandeepsarkar958]

Liked this video only for Ankit Saxena. May his soul rest in peace.

[@Titas20059]

10:48 He said only mandir

[@adarshtiwari9058]

Thanks🙏❤... It's good to see girls like you who know this... Thank you sister.

[@123Lonewolf]

Iske comedy me bhi iske religion ka jo gussa h wo dikh rha h...Every time he was opposing hindu culture and at last cricitised BJP and raised Question on Election commission of manipulating muslim votes.

[@sayedmohsiulhoda7314]

This kind of comedy make us think about real issues.Impact of such comedy is deep. Very well done Parvez 👍👏

[@महादेवमाधरचोदहै]

@@mayurkushwaha3328 🙏🙏

[@swagatapaul5351]

The reality behind these jokes are really sad

[@Harsh12-l6b]

True

[@aakeelhusainsaiyed1191]

Really 😶

[@nitingusain3896]

That's the real content with the proper message dude

[@tannudahiya5828]

Who else reached on another level of thoughts when he said we both respect women! Thank God he cleared it in next sentence 😄

[@indiaboy2.060]

Really

[@The_Pradhan_The_Headstrong]

Respect 🤔. Tripple talak Halala Khatna 4wife at a time mirrage is legal Wife is paddy field & you are farmer Is it really respect to women 🤔

[@ashokanchan870]

I didn't get it

[@b52_vishwajeetpatil99]

True❤🙌

[@jaatraajjaat8527]

jatani hindu hoke iss jaisey mullo ko support krna band kroo

[@akkimahilashok]

Stand up comedian are better then news anchor kam se kam wo muddon par bol to rhe hain. Salute you and all jo bad politics ko katghare me khda krte hain. We should loving like as human to all. Keep it up.

[@saadrusmani8472]

I like how no one got offended here but munawwar is in jail

[@Lazy_is_Live]

beocz what he did was offensive

[@saadrusmani8472]

@@Lazy_is_Live which was nothing? The police literally has no proof

[@Lazy_is_Live]

@Abhay Niranjan u mean munnawar? go watch his clip where he says educated hindus dont want mandir so mandir making is equal to bomb making

[@Lazy_is_Live]

@Abhay Niranjan because u may have watched wrong video video title"Politics in India, Instagram & Sign boards | Stand-up Comedy | Munawar Faruqui | 2020" timpe stamp 10:25

[@Lazy_is_Live]

@Abhay Niranjan "Dawood, Yamraaj & Aurat | Stand Up Comedy by Munawar Faruqui" video title and time stamp is 11:00

[@mohammadakram4345]

I just saw your video randomly... And saw how underrated you are buddy... Bringing out the real issue in front of people in a comical way... It needs guts.... Hats off... ❤️✌🏻

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..,👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON

[@singhsir2179]

U deserve more Love from Nepal ❤❤🇳🇵🇳🇵❤❤

[@nandanasalvi]

Sorry, watched just now, 2 years delay. Still touched and overwhelmed by the way you've portrayed this heartbreaking issue humourously yet in such a respectful and noble way. Really hope things, mindsets change and people choose to learn to love rather than hatred. If by chance I encounter with you on the metro, promise not to get off. Pakka!🤣

[@gauravpal1869]

Just read your comment😂 So you were that girl who left him ?

[@nandanasalvi]

@@gauravpal1869 😂shayad pichhle janam mein. Now I can only be his mother/aunty...

[@saarsh.904]

@Sanjai Krishna in londiyo ko nhi smjha paoge ye suitcase m hi ghr wps ayngi😂

[@5minutecalms]

@SANJAI KRISHNA Yes till now almost zero proofs have been produced. I know you will also think bhoot is real if RSS tells you.

[@mahendrasinghpatel9584]

@@5minutecalms you are the people which are allowed to marry their own sisters terrifying the globe spreading hate and much more and criticising other religions..you people are literally crazy 😅

[@meghanautiyal6690]

I liked it only cz of the awesome ending❤.... I have muslim friends I was one of the first to know she was pregnant She was the one who took care of me, when I was in chronic pain

[@m.mprince9929]

May ALLAAH give Hidaya to bothe of you sisters Aameennn

[@factshouse3690]

Still, that doesn't make islam a religion of peace. Many people of different religion would have helped you. Islam's history tells that it is a very bad religion with very bad ideologies. So, we shouldn't not support or respect islam

[@m.mprince9929]

@@factshouse3690 You are Misguided person, You don't know reality !! May ALLAAH give you Hidaya Aameenn

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..,👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON,

[@onlyhooman1713]

@@factshouse3690 uff see who is spreading hate....its not your religion...its an ideology which u r following to spread hate....

[@varalakshmijogi1627]

Only one video and 12.3k subscribers........ This shows the thinking next generation of INDIA........ This shows that the same kind of thinking about this topic is present in majority of Indians but its covered by something u need to recognise and clean it.

[@Aisshhaaaaa]

we are 2.7billion babay . 12k isn't majority . the government is doing what majority wants n majority wants those things that some of us probably these 12k are against of . ppl do not think the way this guy does it's weird its sad but it's true n I'm saying it because each time I would anything sane 7ppl would attack me with hate n stuff so yeah . hope love grows so we can make this world a better place.

[@AslamAli-cu2lu]

my girlfriend is muslim she too fear about when we hear ankit .., bt be hapy be carless lots of joy we hav

[@kumarpratyush8218]

She doesn't exist. Could you stop making up stories?

[@SireCaracal]

dude, i got spectacle reading your name, as a guy named Ramalingam's hands were chopped dead by Muslim conversionists because he didn't let them enter and convert his village people to Islam.

[@abhisheksubedar2434]

@@SireCaracal yeah me too

[@s.sagarpatra4532]

Don't forget to donate your body parts to the needy ones😊

[@sanskargupta7615]

Bhai dekhna teri bandhi ye pyaar me *Kaatne* ko Zyada seriously na lele rip

[@lavsherarya3330]

I agree with you,there are always wrong people on both sides.

[@RealRitesh]

6:57 sach bata Raha hun after this point I felt the JOKER vibe ....like he is not joking but spitting truths

[@suvajitkarmakar7038]

Really!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGGvcqpsiMR8e9k

[@luvkapur1348]

Man, a big salute to your thinking. Really made me emotional at the end. Waiting for your next video

[@ManuSingh-hm4oy]

U r brave man 💪 nailed it by saying truth 💯 like no one say Need more such kind of people in our country Joqo sch bole or kisi ko bura bhi na lge 😊😉

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..,👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON,

[@rajavarma8882]

Kashmir yaad hai

[@karen0110]

I'm a Christian living in India... Our country is secular but I don't see anyone pertaining to it...😢😢😢

[@jessicagrey2084]

Love jihad exists...why everywhere hindu girl & Muslim boy's love promoted & Not Hindu guy & Muslim girl?????

[@shantanusrivastava9744]

Yes it does

[@shafiq1113]

Yes exist in the mind of single launde

[@selenophile410]

Maybe because anoit died..?

[@hikigayahachiman4934]

Seen enough comments from you just in this one video.Aur?BJPee IT cell kitna de rahi hai per ghantaa?Please batao mujhe bhi join karna hai

[@ishanrojra5820]

Bro you are awesome and very creative.Some jokes have very deep meaning .🔥

[@sandhyasingh7768]

I wish I could give u thousands of like dude it was literally amazing ... I just Laughed so hard n got Goosebumps for same Vdo..

[@bhardwajaaaditya3532]

..tum APNI beti Jo BHI Kisi Muslim ki rakhail banana.....,kyoko beta karega Muslim ladkibse toh use kafeer manke ...maar dega use...Ankit Sharma ko hi Dekh lo

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..,👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON,

[@rajavarma8882]

Kashmir yaad rakhna

[@radhavallabhh]

Ab dekh lo love jihad = shradda =35=aftaf

[@utkarshagrawal2002]

waise hmare jaipur me kal hi 10 tukde kre hai ek hindu ne apni hi maa ke, aur love jihad tb mana jaata hai jb religous conversion pr force kr rhe ho lekin aftab wale case me esa nhi hai

[@akashade5031]

😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬👎👎👎👎👎🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡 5:00 He is saying on stage that he made one Hindu girl pregnant but still he will not marry her and asking people to believe he is not a Jihadi...! How would people have reacted in some Muslim country?

[@ParvezHassan]

bhai nashe kerke video dekh raha hai kya?

[@akashade5031]

@@ParvezHassan 5:00 Thank you for accepting your Agenda in Public!

[@anasmohammadsheikh7934]

7:16 compare what he is saying with what's subtitled. 😂

[@sonit9707]

Pel denge

[@ParvezHassan]

Please follow me on instagram to support and to get to know where I'm performing live shows! instagram.com/_parvezhassan/

[@Ladliju1]

I saw your stand up comedy for the first time. You earned a subscriber♥️♥️ *One suggestion- Political jokes sets viewers apart. Short term fame but long term loss, This content wasn't political and I am waiting for more content like that*

[@preetcaurr3840]

Woww and HOW (seriously). Very surprised to find soo truthful Comedy. N really wanna know, what gave you soo much GUTS to hover all these on this platform. Great work brother

[@AvinashBatule]

Humaor... Bahut sahi hai apka

[@lubhpreetsinghpahal343]

Bro wo muslim ko le kr jock bnana chia tha mere hesab say or sab hus rhia hai os pe bro I'm not Muslim I'm sikh but asha nhi lga wo brother baki to gud bro best of luck

[@bishwajitsingh7022]

Bhai woh to thik hai , Tu metro chalana sikha kab .

[@karanmeetsingh5068]

I have not even crossed 1:29 of your video and I am already in love with you! God bless you my brother. Keep prospering.

[@pritanshmehta426]

Audience was a little dumb I think

[@anuj8825]

Ankit Saxena was murdered just for being in affair with a Muslim girl .. soo sad.

[@aabid3375]

It is sad but there are also the cases of Tabrez,Alimuddin,Usman,Rakbar khan,Pehlu khan,Mohd Akhlaque ...all in the name of JAI SHREE RAM... so lets be little bit unbiased and condemn all these hate incidents despite of any religion

[@aabid3375]

@@letscode5367 Bro I don't say that is correct...I am condemning both incidents ..And such incidents are bound to be criticized

[@VimalRaj-uu6bt]

I had a girlfrnd She was muslim And i am a hindu She dumped me....😪 Not becoz of the religion But becoz i am ugly.

[@anahita-bn6cy]

😄😄but me for religion 😟

[@Banditxam4]

😂😂

[@suhailsingh7138]

Ugly hone ki prblm Hoti na Bhai to wo Kabhi gf Banti hi Nahi q ki ugly relationship k bad Nahi hue honge aap

[@thebiswaroop]

Sab kuch bekar hai humare Country me Le Subtitles exists*:- Everything is perfect in our country 😂

[@vrajshah5279]

Oh Sir,But Hide your Religion and telling their wrong name is wrong ,in many cases Girls get to know His True Religion After Marriage,and in many cases we seen Forcefull Religion Conversion

[@aryamahima3]

Sorry boss, we should not tolerate jokes on issues like terrorism, rape or love jihad. You might think that I’m overreacting or maybe some Modi bhakt. NO. I have seen my friend becoming victim of it. Would you be able to crack joke if Hindus guys would have done to Muslim girls?? Jai Hind!

[@manikdhillu8563]

Ya

[@rajavarma8882]

Sach bola sister

[@rubysingh1387]

Hi, you are too good. I mean, yes most of the comedians have their content revolving around blasphemous issues of sex and problematic language. Yours is different, very un-typical and oh god, they are more than just the things to 'laugh about'. They trigger a part of you and pushes you to question things. I wish I could get more elaborate about it, well- Great work!

[@imranpatel7790]

Jaha larki waha pr kon

[@abhishekpriyanjankothari8907]

@rubysingh Chalta firta oxford ho yr tum. Khan se late ho itne heavy words aur grammar ki matlb pucho hi mat apni book chapo wren and Martin se bhi Jada bikegi. hope I didn't offend you. Lol Ho bhi gae to kya ho jaega.

[@Atul_Bhardwaj]

Are you in any way related to Hasan Minhaj... Dude same level 👌👌

[@80vishwajeetnashte9]

5:10 muze bhi issi baat ka daar tha pr ab kya kr sakte hai

[@priyankthakur1445]

Though the audience is laughing, i can see the dread in you, that despair that's leaking abit everytime you talk about love, hope you find peace and sorry for anything that happened to you, bless you.♥️😇

[@SRRA]

😢

[@iripudaman]

0:28 Congress fans assume parliament XD 😂😂