Making A Terrorist | Stand Up Comedy | Mohammed Hussain

This is my first stand up video ever!
Turn on subtitles for English translations whenever I speak Hindi!
List of mistakes made in this video...
I said Racism instead of Islamophobia because people used to not laugh when I said it that way. Maybe its an uncommon word, or just too "wordy" racism is easy. It was a choice! I did not make mistake!
I am not 23 I am 26, this was mistake. i just wanted to feel young again.
The instagram logo is inverted, I was in a hurry Im sorry
There are spelling mistakes in the og subtitles. The purpose of language is to send ideas from my
mind to yours, that is all. Let us not Tharoorify this.
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Edited by : Jayant Kaushik
Sound by: Sreejit Menon
Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at a live standup comedy event at The Habitat, Mumbai.
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The Habitat Audio Team:
Sreejith Menon:
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Nishant Thawrani:
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Venue: The Habitat | Mumbai

[@Officiallysane]

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[@AfshanParvez]

The fact that Ramesh is the name of my landlord too 😂😭🤣

[@DEEPAKSINGH-tz3cp]

Mine too😭😂

[@jayathakur4515]

how did u get the room??

[@AfshanParvez]

@@jayathakur4515 called ISIS and asked them to stop their operations ;)

[@sanketsdrawings1206]

@@AfshanParvez wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Prabhatkumar-tk1np]

@@AfshanParvez you should try stand up now hehehe

[@Abdullah-tc8qb]

Coincidence : My name is Abdullah and I am an Arts Student.

[@Valo_Hits]

Stay alert bro 😁😂🤣

[@rajneesh8960]

Bhai garmi mei jacket pehen ke mat nikalna plox

[@cutehmgautam]

Button to daba de..🤣🤣

[@sumnima5671]

Damn 😂

[@inamdarsaquib9528]

Lallu😂

[@ChintanGoyal]

This guy is gonna explode. In the stand-up scene

[@Vikas.mewara1]

That's the pure definition of Standup ❤️ Other comedians should learn from you that they can entertain people without hurting others sentiments ❤️

[@madhaviranganath9760]

The depth and layers to 'Stay hungry. Stay foolish.' got me like 🥺😂

[@Officiallysane]

Wow, I’m so happy you got that :)

[@madhaviranganath9760]

@@Officiallysane the whole video is layer masterclass. ❤️ Love it.

[@pankajjoshi6485]

But that hunger doest justify terrorism

[@madhaviranganath9760]

@@pankajjoshi6485 bud nothing justifies terrorism or any crime. But it does help us understand why it happens. Sometimes.

[@sapandream]

Yeah even i think how easily he put that and the audience kept mum, coz it need huge brain or huge time to process that line 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@manishitachoudhary6265]

the malala joke was soo dark 😂😂😂

[@Officiallysane]

Hahahaah yesssss

[@itsmeayansheikh]

After watching this video I actually feel bad for that terrorist who shot Malala 😂 no credits on big platform 😂 his whole internship was a lie 😂😂

[@divi294]

I swear this was one of the best I have seen. If people could only take dark humor this would have gone viral

[@adityadhavalikar7098]

ima watch this video cause of this comment. kudos.

[@docno1117]

@@adityadhavalikar7098 Ye mulla kabhi apne Muhammad aur apni Asmani Kitab ka mazak udayega??

[@yukt4871]

Guy who shot malala - "years of academy training wasted."

[@Prabhatkumar-tk1np]

These Punch line, Hit me harder than Abdullah's firing 😂

[@watermelon_7788]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@theunseenworld7147]

Ya Even Ramu also trying hard to keep Their ideology spread all over nation 😂😂😂

[@mujahid_saqlaini]

*A simpler way to explain Stockholm syndrome is Arrange Marriage* 😂 - good content

[@musicz22]

Money heist fan ❤️❤️❤️

[@Naamkachef]

loved it !

[@Sadhrita2002]

😂😂😂

[@preetpatel8960]

@@musicz22 he was talking about one direction 🙃🙃

[@ramankooner54]

@@musicz22 àq

[@shubhamdwivedi5393]

Brother... This is pure comedy!! You highlighted beautiful things in subtle comedy... And most importantly, I liked your inherent comic nature 💕 Please do more videos... We want comedians like you.. I wish you happiness and success in days to come.. 💕

[@gjsanu]

"We are Indians before We are Muslims" - OfficialySane (2021)

[@lokeshsiddhu795]

That's not reality man bahar akey dekho

[@gjsanu]

@@lokeshsiddhu795 India ke bhr aap jaise liberals hi jao.

[@lokeshsiddhu795]

@@gjsanu 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@akshat4773]

muslims ka asa comment pura comment section mai nahi dekha mara secular dost

[@abhaysharma3343]

@@akshat4773 itni nafrat leke kahan jaoge... jo mar gaye to bada pachtaoge

[@sufimotiwala13]

As an arts student that opening was offensive 😂😂😂😂

[@Officiallysane]

I’m an arts student too nephew lest we forget

[@shooterguitari328]

Does it hurts your sentiments? Then FIR incoming😹

[@sufimotiwala13]

@@Officiallysane I did damn no FIR then

[@thoughtpolis3605]

Came here to say just that, only those who don't know it takes writing 20 pages for 5 marks will say that! lol

[@Officiallysane]

@@thoughtpolis3605 Mein bei arts ka hoon yaar...

[@englishe5180]

Nope, you just don't hate or feel jealous dude, you are just highly proud of your brother being a doctor.

[@sunilgvora]

Absolutely

[@turkdizikiz1147]

Love the way you kept the cultural beauty intact and yet been so funny! 😂😂

[@mubashirhussain8065]

I remember this dude from Instagram. Around 1-2 years ago i saw one of his comdy video and shared on my story. I feel so happy to see him up there. Great Work!

[@rishabhshrivastava6252]

Your brother has treated my father once...Just to tell you...He is awesome and yeah...You are trying too...🤣

[@suvajeetdey4603]

Hussain, this is really good! You have evolved so much and it’s really great to see your progress.

[@Officiallysane]

Thank you brother !

[@SabaKhan-nh3tf]

good job bro

[@adityadhavalikar7098]

evolve or blast?

[@docno1117]

@@Officiallysane Muhammad aur Ayesha par joke suna

[@docno1117]

@@Officiallysane Ye terrorist etc purana ho gaya. Poori duniya janti hai ki tum log terrorist ho. Iss Terrorism ke root cause MUHAMMAD par joke suna.

[@black2637]

We are indians before we are muslims" what a great line. Yes, whoever you are, whatever cast or religion you belong it doesn't matter when it comes to our motherland. That's what believe and want others should believe too🇮🇳

[@Vishnubhatt2903]

Love you

[@farhanrashid6583]

a Muslim is a Muslim before anything

[@Third_eye_]

@@farhanrashid6583 do you have any space for patriotism?

[@farhanrashid6583]

@@Third_eye_ religion comes first

[@arzooruhishaikh]

Even the quraan says be loyal to the land u r born in.

[@bidyasagarbehera9373]

Malala write up is one of the most unique punch. Actually whole script is unique.

[@sahebpal3280]

The suicide bombing joke was great in fact. Still laughing 😀😀😀

[@dibyajyotipatro1573]

Not anymore after u know this Qur'an 2:191-Slay the unbelievers wherever you find them. Qur'an 3:28 Muslims must not take the infidels as friends. Qur'an 3:85- Any religion other than Islam is not acceptable. Qur'an 5:33- Maim and crucify infidels if they criticize Islam. Qur'an 8:12 Terrorize and behead those who don't believe in our scriptures Qur'an 8:60- Muslims must muster all weapons to terrorize the infidels. Qur'an 8:65- The unbelievers are stupid; urge the Muslims to fight them. Qur'an 9:5 When opportunity arises, kill the infidels wherever you catch them. Qur'an 9:30 The Jews and the Christians are perverts; fight them. Qur'an 9:123- Make war on the infidels living in your neighborhood. Qur'an 22:19 Punish the unbelievers with garments of fire, hooked iron rods, boiling water; melt their skin and bellies. Qur'an 47:4- Do not hanker for peace with the infidels; behead them when you catch them.

[@deepanshu7763]

That traffic policeman wala joke was soooo goooooddd😂😂 Many didn’t even got that i guesss

[@arshadkarim444]

yeah.., i also noticed that

[@arifhossain-mq8gh]

your assumption tells how dumb u're..

[@hopefully223]

​@@arshadkarim444 what does that mean?

[@SPGamingClaycia]

Awesome buddy, really enjoyed your jokes. Specially that traffic signal one. Keep it up!

[@TakshvysDad]

I think he enjoyed jokes more than us .. 😂 super bro.. keep it up!!

[@aam8385]

The last seven seconds was a cherry on the cake😂 played it 3 times over n over again . Extremely funny. The irony is, you reminded me of ur brother today. Even he was good with the mic and the audience in med school... Guess there's some gene in the family there. Loved the video. Keep up the good work.

[@TechTonicIndia360]

He is doing such great comedy, making everybody laugh and all u can talk about is his elder brother. As an underachiever younger brother that really angers me. 😠😠😤😤

[@manishmishraji]

This guys gonna get embroiled in a controversy, sooner or later.

[@asmityadav4216]

Normal thing for a comedian in India. Indian audience is very immature when it come to taking jokes. They don't get the meaning of a joke.

[@ramjan6716]

@@asmityadav4216 agree

[@tanyaa9510]

Started thinking this once he started hurting the ego of the person who shot malala😂

[@ramjan6716]

@@tanyaa9510 🤣🤣🤣

[@hasimanwar3599]

@@asmityadav4216 agreed 👍

[@unknown5996]

Such great content with only 3.5k subs . I'm surprised . You have a long way to go for sure ❣

[@thefilmyarchitect1888]

This is best creative stand up comedy i have ever watched like i regularly coming hear and it feels like i am watching for the first time

[@AneeshJain]

Worth the wait man! Become famous already!

[@Officiallysane]

It’s going to happen.. soon!

[@SL-my4fg]

@@Officiallysane how much more famous you wanna get? 😂 Content was lit.

[@mittalankit0505]

That suicide bombing joke "killed" me 😬

[@eksawal2396]

He enjoys his own jokes more than the audience ... good

[@vikrantsingh4344]

Please make more stand up comedy videos. This is hilarious man. You have guts and courage to speak like these type of jokes( many comedians scares to do it)🙏🙏🙏

[@onizaM]

Doctor joke and Big 4 recruitment was the most hilarious part. Your dialogue delivery was superb

[@raja-jl9os]

Ak muslim pati apni wife se bola talak talak talak 😁 aaj se tera mera koi rishta nhi h fir uski wife boli bhan to hu hi teri 🤣

[@Theadikamath]

Congratulations Hussain! Loved it! All the very best ❤️❤️

[@Officiallysane]

Thanks buddy!

[@ketandeshpande647]

Absolutely great comedy. Good jokes, no dull moment and well constructed.

[@sandeepmishra3627]

Super awesome Hussain; keep ur content fresh & alive; way to go!!!!!!!!!

[@_thiisguy_]

Didn't want it to end :D:D Too goood Hussain! *Blows up*

[@aftabhussainAVA]

Bhai ek no...first time watched your video after rahul subramanium's story....hope we will meet one day...nd i'll will be comic too insha allah😜😜

[@PrashantKumar-bq4cp]

Bro u're just amazing.... it's like a wow factor watching your videos ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@jacob8731]

Dude you're just awesome, keep on uploading more videos.

[@ranjitkumardas9666]

He sharply points out stereotyping..

[@vasugupta3531]

You must get offended by all the hate but the way you have transitioned it into humour is highly commendable. We need more people like you.

[@shivamagarwal233]

loved this session.good going.thankyou for making me laugh so much

[@rishabhrokariya3604]

The way you narrated the jokes You were perfectly yourself . Really good sir👍👍

[@Aamir-bs3ff]

That Meher joke 😂😂 Awaiting more of your content brother! Killing it

[@almakhtub]

You are amazing bro❤️ waiting more form you

[@differentangle7666]

You kept the pace all the way long, splendid flow dude

[@ankitvatsa9463]

Awesome bhai... Bhot dino Baad got some good comedian. Aur videos daalo. I don't generally follow channels but I came to yours, to see more content but yha kuch hai nai. Expecting more videos soon. All the best.

[@_agrawalchirag01]

Next Priya Warrier in the house guys !!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@anandayush4338]

Who the f**k is she?

[@FatimaAyesha03]

Man this is such a fresh unique perspective! He is going to go places 💙

[@Prabhatkumar-tk1np]

ma'am huge fan of your work

[@rishabgupta6670]

Dude. ... Awesome comedy. You have long carrier ahead. Luv you man.

[@erocks2011]

Had a proper laugh after a long long time. Thanks dude

[@alisterperes]

This is really good stuff Hussain! 😂 I still remember you interviewing the entire Boscoss class when we got locked in! Should've known you were heading for standup! Good job! 👍

[@Officiallysane]

What is this memory? please dm me and remind me I have no memory of this hahahah

[@syedazmathhussain2791]

The struggle of younger brother when elder1 is successful

[@ejazahmad1838]

Dude this is hillarious. Start to end interesting and tight.

[@dhananjaycharu]

Really good one! You deserve more subscribers and success. Wish you luck!

[@afiyakausar]

This is such a grt content man, I'm so proud myself discovering this get comedian before he goes toooo viral nd becomes too famous, cuz i know one day he wil!

[@Officiallysane]

Please follow me on instagram and come to a live show ! :)

[@AJK666007]

Hey, I vaguely remember watching you in Jeeveshu's show in Bandra some two years back. You have come a long way. Keep growing !!

[@Officiallysane]

Yes! That was a fun show! :D

[@siddharthsingh5742]

Great video brother. Loved ur sense of h n spontaneity

[@ansh6963]

bro loved your work keep grinding the day will come soon!!❤️❤️

[@parizunake4515]

He's laughing with the audience which is so funny 😂

[@surbhisatyabha739]

Funniest standup I have seen in a while!

[@VarshaKumari-jv1ez]

Literally you nailed it bro.. ❤❤❤❤ I just watch again & again..

[@maxmin1234]

Dude outstanding set 👍👍 Delivery /timing is perfect

[@Aditya-pz7ux]

Malala Is a Person who Supported Independence of Kashmir. Ironically she won noble Peace prize

[@sakshamvijay9897]

Jokes were complete BOMB

[@astartar5782]

What a great level of humor.way to go…. You gotta a subscriber.

[@aairah870]

I have seen your video for first time and it was really outstanding really good keep going on

[@fasmal27]

Absolutely hilarious!!!! Just a suggestion: keep the subtitles in English when u r talking in Hindi. This will expand your audience multifold

[@Officiallysane]

Thanks will keep in mind

[@intellectualindian2486]

Turn on CC bruh...

[@MahiAparichit]

@@Officiallysane hindi m bola kro plz

[@davidhenderson3148]

@@Officiallysane main nay sirf 1000 Rs diyay thay Mehr main. Meri bewi aaj bhi kahti hai cheap ho aap log gujrati hain ab kiya karain 😂.

[@suchi1053]

🤬🤦‍♀️Don't hide You stupid person there is reason to shot malala--- for her campaign for the education of girls ,,, she didn't get noble prize because she is shot but for her bravery and efforts👊👊

[@absinthemindedcook]

This dude deserves a Netflix show. Fantastic content man 👏👏👏👏

[@pranavchoudhary1204]

Dude! Such a wow... You are a man of positive vibes...

[@ajitasingh6148]

Just love your energy ❤️ refreshing awesome

[@Terrabite0]

Abdullah after overcoming depression: Retest, please 1 bar , please, pkka pass ho jaunga is bar🙏

[@black2637]

And your dark humour was great 😘 i enjoyed so much 😂

[@AdityaJadhav-ev3rk]

You're genuine bruh! That makes you special ❤️

[@atulverma4114]

Such a great set.. Awesome brother.

[@bitterlytruthful6811]

I liked the fact that he was very bold And didn’t fall in the trap of PC culture

[@nileshvaidya3255]

Outstanding, Hussain! Loved the performance, and it's just as amazing that you enjoy yourself so much doing it. You'd definitely be smiling with your finger on the button :)

[@rkparmar7502]

First time I saw your video.. amezing ❤️

[@premgupta1048]

Many new comedians i listen to everyday and very rare to find a good one After a month almost I’m subscribing any new comedian. 👏🏻👏🏻 You content and your timing is so good and professional. ❤️❤️

[@shraddhapandey4872]

I have seen you for the first time performing and you are so hilarious .....That malala joke and Arts student one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 .....superb...✌

[@ravivar.]

Traffic police joke is as underrated as this set.. riot video 🔥🔥🔥

[@shirshachakraborty8283]

I am glad I found you. You're hillarious. ❤️🤣🎉

[@ashutoshsingh1510]

Such a great content, Man. Good luck 🙂

[@premkulkarni8012]

This will on trending soon.. 🔥

[@bilalahmed1844]

That suicide bombing jokes needs more appreciation. Great to have you mian, nahi aise baat nahi krte ham log😂

[@abhilash2382]

This guy has some amazing material. He should go viral!

[@mairasidd4033]

Bro u r the best. Keep going. Want to see u with more videos.

[@akkivlogs3772]

Hahahahah, you should make a video with your brother reacting to this!😂😂😂😂

[@Officiallysane]

This is happening soon!

[@maji2360]

New idea of earning money. Ab paisa hi paisa hoga.

[@rakshitnair4733]

This was such a refreshing set and so well written. Great work. You earned yourself a subscriber ❤️

[@latifashaikh7534]

Love you I laughed alot after so many years

[@akhileshwartsila]

Simple, clean and funny. Keep up mate.

[@StreetScholar]

Idk why, but If my little brother will be a Comedian, And I would be a doctor, I would feel jealous of him... 😂😂😂.... (Laughter is the best medicine)

[@micromax8711]

This video is hilarious... Thanks buddy for putting it...❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ When your next video is coming up?

[@Officiallysane]

Next month! If covid allows me to record!

[@WhatsInAName222]

Very dark and very very funny. Loved it!!!

[@raisukhwani]

This is one of the most intelligent comics. Thanks for taking up an issue head on dude!

[@mohammedzohair9809]

This was too good🔥🔥

[@MsMohit1997]

commenting for better reach and really loved the peformance😂

[@baqirhusain5652]

bhai linkedin pe ja bhai tu ja...haha jk

[@bharatkumarmondrapnor381]

I am so happy to see people's like you