Delicious or Disgusting Taste Test | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

[@NotAvailableEmotionally]

Tom's relationship with Bert is how I imagine he talks to Ellis; "oh yeah buddy? you think you can run faster than Usain Bolt?"

[@carmensperry7095]

Spot on 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeeperscreepers3782]

😂😂😂😂😂 where did you get the water from 😂😂

[@YetiVlogs]

Bert trying to sound brilliant while saying "Understandering" warms my heart. HAHA

[@je__.]

thats pretty understrandable

[@003scorn]

Bert acting like he understands chess to any extent is adorable

[@kyleoldham6115]

Tbf if he really spent a weekend he could have learned a couple games, problem with Berty boy is retention, it’s Monday when they film so he is fresh off the weekend

[@WKRP187]

He probably measures levels of intelligence by life experiences and wealth and having happy friends and family, but by all means think you're smarter by wasting months of your life sitting there staring at some meaningless game

[@kyleoldham6115]

@@WKRP187 honestly not even that into chess anymore I played in high school for a bit when I had time but I was playing sports and stuff so there is a balance you can have in life, you know be smart and still enjoy life maybe you should try it, might give you a better tone when talking to people

[@googleedood9721]

"Horses" and "Castles" though..... Bobby Fischer though.... 😑

[@mccarraa]

He is like a child

[@ZDCastle]

“Chess is my PASSION.” -A grown man that’s been playing it for a weekend 😂

[@seae2030]

Cant wait for the episode in two months where they recap the superbowl 😂

[@justbigstepbro9167]

Or how they crashed pats show.

[@Mr.NorthSacra916Xfour]

This episode was recorded and banked before they even recorded their vodka announcement episode!

[@XpapricaX]

I can still hear nadav laughing on this one so wait til august

[@seae2030]

@@XpapricaX Nadav is googling

[@oli.y]

​@@XpapricaX 😂

[@johnkaligandis5941]

Every week I’m more and more surprised that Bert can tie his own shoes. Dude really just said chess is more complicated than checkers like he discovered something 😂😂😂

[@THX5000]

Bert is proof that you don't need to be smart to be rich.

[@18Callahan]

He’s finally gotten his fans to pay for his alcoholism.

[@gunsandgears4218]

He’s brilliant in one thing. Marketing himself to get views and ticket sales but he is a full blown narcissist.

[@rachelrazz90]

You'd be surprised how dumb most rich people are. Or I don't know...literally everyone in the world in control of nuclear weapons are IDIOTS.

[@leonunlimited7552]

Actually, having an iq of 100 or lower increases your odds of being successful. Most people and companies do not like intelligence.. Smart people ask questions..

[@jameswatkins656]

​@@leonunlimited7552Any statistics to back that up? Genuinely curious 🤙

[@willvmurdaugh]

Bert licking his fingers, chewing and burping directly into mic is just lovely

[@JustABloke28]

I feel like Garth Brooks has put a curse on Tom's comment sections 💀 😅

[@Ben-b9h1f]

Garth has no genitalia, that’s the culprit behind all of the bodies

[@georgeford3137]

Andy reid agrees

[@Freshcheez]

I’m starting to be a fan of of Garth

[@johng9095]

​@@XDef1antthat why no one fks you?

[@dillinghamerboy25]

I think Tom cursed himself by being a rich prick about it

[@henrygarcia828]

Bert thinking he has the best ideas, not realizing his brain is just a Bingo Hopper spittin out random numbers.

[@diehardgatorfan33]

“What is wrong with my brain?” You’re an alcoholic Bert. 😂😂

[@lindaohanraha-hanrahan2817]

Por Locos. 🤓

[@ArtGuitarLTX]

@@lindaohanraha-hanrahan2817por pendejo 😂

[@k2jjp]

I can picture the astonished face the grand master Bert will have, when he sees a clock next to a real chess board lol

[@chrissarvello6852]

Lol, Bert’s famous move: Pawn, Pawn, Horse, tall bitch in the back.

[@joebreakerx]

Hate from the comments that you pretend not to read

[@stonyfunfazwansk2672]

Nono he reads oooonly Tom's

[@severinwolf497]

It’s sad to admit but I agree. The glory days are over.

[@Bryan31617]

​@@severinwolf497shows even better now but the unfollow button is not hare to find....yet here you are making them money😅😅

[@nv3217]

I didnt give this any play time, i immediately paused and come to read the comments lol

[@briankunkel2754]

Same

[@briankunkel2754]

Now I'm out. Peace

[@funkk]

same

[@parallax8896]

wow good for you

[@davidfadden7948]

Tom: "Jesus, don't give away your strategy like this, you are going to change the Chess World." LMAO

[@reesespieces5850]

Bert's is so insane! Doesn't know the pieces names. Did he not say modern league baseball?

[@fancyclown6863]

@@reesespieces5850 and gmp

[@frenchiegames]

remember when these guys crashed the pat MacAfee show to promote 'their' vodka? Class acts

[@mutsa8]

Was such an A Hole move. Bert really thinks showing the NFL Rookie of the year that he can do 20 push ups would impress him. CJ had no clue who he was.

[@Bryan31617]

Remember they are friends with pat..... go back to your double wide you poor

[@frenchiegames]

they seem like best buds! I bet they appreciated it as much as redbar@@Bryan31617

[@mastergwaha]

the haters are FGTRTDs my friend@@Bryan31617

[@violentmeadow]

Whenever you think you know how dumb Blurt is, he lowers the bar even further.

[@KZill.Fly1022]

Seriously. First time listeners may wonder whether or not he is mentally challenged. The way he constantly interrupts and changes subjects....and then the ridiculous statements and claims he makes. It's comical, but not funny.

[@worldssickestmedia2713]

Dude he laid the bar on the ground, rolled around on it, accidentally poked himself in the eye and pooped his pants lowered the bar. Like this muffukker is special AF.

[@jacksonbruns9429]

idk why this is the first time i’m seeing Blurt. so fucking funny bro 😂

[@InspectahReese]

@@jacksonbruns9429welcome the charm wears off incredibly fast

[@jacksonbruns9429]

@@InspectahReese no i’m not new. and there never was any charm. but blurt is just so fitting i’m surprised that’s the first i saw it

[@josephwittlieff4402]

I played for the first time over the weekend. I'm a chess master. Even bought 2, $300 suits. Great episode.

[@DVEntH2O]

Awww theyre hitting their youtuber reaction era

[@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD]

They're all grows up

[@Tybolt1]

Tom became the coolest of cool guys 😅 I think he learned tho, let them cook and try to win the audience back

[@PaulJohnson-o9u]

Get a grip

[@zoomcat5138]

Today Bert gets to learn what a vegetable tastes like!

[@jessicabecause3717]

Yeah! You said it @@PaulJohnson-o9u. You're totally not a bot.

[@realitycheck5383]

i think its great that tom already knows how bad each of the items are and pretends to not know so berty will keep putting them in his mouth. the reactions are truly priceless!

[@doubles7533]

Welcome to 10 Ads 1 Chat w/ Blart and Tommy

[@jlk90]

Bahahahahaa 😂

[@stephh1823]

I wish it stopped at 10 YT ads

[@Chickennuggets18363]

Love how you people cry about ads when every podcast has them, if you were in this situation you’re telling me you would have no ads ??? Just going to do it for free ??

[@ionee777]

Maybe use an adblock extension in your browser.

[@PhatAssObese]

@@Chickennuggets18363the embedded sponsor ads are out of control, I would gladly pay for a KZbin account that negates all that.

[@AstroGhozt]

24:55 “can you imagine ice skating to school and then having a sandwich of this” 🤣

[@erased84]

🤣💀I’m still laughing at that 3 hours later

[@postmanQjensen]

As a Danish person I just know that Bert has no idea where Denmark is 😅 he probably thinks it's on the North Pole, typical American

[@CYoung1995]

You know a podcast is coming to its end once sampling shit becomes content. 😂

[@Retired_Sinner]

When Bert starts flailing about after eating something bad, I can absolutely see the "baby walrus" he brought up in his special Razzle Dazzle.

[@JG-ku2ij]

Round 2 of trying sardines the look Tom gives Bert. That squinting eye dart like why am i friends with you 😂. So funny😂

[@neighborbruce]

Ah yes people's favorite, hearing others eat on a microphone!

[@JoshuaGJustice]

Especially someone lacking self awareness as much as Bwert; literally interrupted his own chewing to talk. Awesome to hear.

[@neighborbruce]

Imagine sniffing the mic after this

[@The_Honest_Bogan]

Still acting like slobs eating with their mouths open!! You think with the amount of money they have they could buy some f'n manners!!!! Not to mention Bert faking throwing up. The reason he didn't need the trash can is because he was playing up to it. I have no idea why, it's not funny in the slightest hearing a 50year old acting like a 3year old, pretending to throw up. Everything he does now is so cringy. Don't even get me started on that friggin dolphin "laugh" he puts on.... Why? It's not funny.

[@michaelhendricks6955]

Idk why but the noise Tom made when he dropped the olive had me dying 😂

[@sonnyboy1618]

*olive falls* "Ghyuh"

[@KyleOBrien-d7k]

How much is Zyn paying Bert to bring that shit up every 10 minutes haha

[@purpleblood25]

@11:50 Tom's reaction 😂

[@dikoboscato5234]

welcome to 2 adds at 1 time

[@lucianholbrook3966]

I can't wait for the day a picture of Tom and Bart is on the YMH cool guys' wall. We got a couple of really cool fellas here today.

[@caseyhelton8772]

I’d watch a 2 bears chess match. Hope Tom doesn’t break half his body during this challenge

[@sevencomputing2709]

Tom sucks I hope he gets poor again

[@freddyreyes1783]

The average elementary chess club member could beat Bert in Chess

[@BoBo-tx9sp]

These days the only entertainment I get from this podcast is reading the comments.

[@docmccoy9813]

Sad but true.

[@The-nz8ui]

Can you explain why they’ve been getting so much hate? I used to watch every week but it’s been almost a year since that.

[@cmgordon12345]

Karma

[@riomendoza1111]

@@The-nz8ui Probably for the same reason you didnt listen for a year lol

[@TiffanyMaryJean]

@@riomendoza1111ding ding ding

[@ixD9]

This episode's chess discussion will be used to demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger Effect in college lecture halls for decades to come.

[@SirBobbyDuncan]

The more Bert talks the more I question why I'm subscribed to the channel.

[@snugglebadger3727]

It's for the episodes where Tom talks to people who aren't Bert.

[@snidefultodd]

I'm subscribed so I can check in on the drop in viewership numbers

[@everybodyhigh]

Same. Ymh been making me smh lately

[@Bryan31617]

​@kneelread yet they have over 200k more than you'll ever have just on this one

[@snidefultodd]

@@Bryan31617 how does that impact the numbers going down and me enjoying that?

[@greyforge27]

"He [the world champion of chess] will slip up, not understandering what I'm doing" is possibly the most Bert thing Bert has ever said

[@vengeanceoffallen]

Can’t wait to fast forward multiple times this episode

[@TypicalGuy84]

I'm just happy we can fast forward

[@chilloutdude3617]

At least you're aware it's possible. Other people complaining about the commercials are too slow to realize you can click forward and skip the ads.

[@EricPatno]

“He hit the f***ing tree.” This whole episode had me laughing harder than I have in awhile. Thanks boys. 💪🏻

[@illuminahde]

"I'm already doing things Bobby Fischer does. It's easy." - Bertrum Chrysler everyone

[@Deathfacechase]

Bobby Brown, I mean Bobby Lee

[@tenkkutn]

Has the teacup of hitler 😮

[@MM-hq2bd]

He's not Bobby fischer he's Fischer Price

[@williamthompson5066]

As an individual who is working on their bachelors in accounting and finance, I was astonished to hear Bert say GNP. He is correct about it being a bar for productivity in a country.

[@RdnckSamurai]

Taste tests are always the last dying breath of a channel.

[@funkk]

Thank god!

[@srjacobs85]

Bert reacting like that because it doesn’t taste like a burnt vodka tonic.

[@doingfreakythings9290]

Hopefully this aint another hour long infomercial for another celebrity vodka !!!!

[@georgeford3137]

Stupid

[@Chickennuggets18363]

It’s old news, get over it… if you had a product you wouldn’t promote it ?? 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@andycanhands6586]

@@Chickennuggets18363they have a white labeled product and they are trying to get the poors to buy it because the poors are losing interest in their shows

[@sloth4z]

Nope. It's an hour long ASMR video of two idiots smacking food and making throw up noises.

[@WMWTSO98]

Are you poor?

[@mason3460]

Imagine if we as “the poors” all unsubscribed to Bert’s podcast and all subscribed to his wife’s , just to see what that does to him lol

[@JimCorrigan777]

This podcast is dying quicker than Bert's liver

[@bryanlee7989]

No it ain’t. You just worsen around it

[@michaeltoledo47]

@@bryanlee7989English?

[@Gotti89]

When did 2 Bears turn into Scissor Bros??

[@Arabong168]

The patience to be around burt is unbelievable

[@WholeWhiteBaby]

Tim has 2 young sons at home...he is used to Brent....

[@nelsonnoname001]

Eh Timmy just has a mountain of cash just off camera that he glances at when he needs strength

[@bobfrick6179]

1. Bert placed Stalin and Fisher together. Yup, he’s a “Master.” 2. Bert refers to people from Norway as “Danish.”

[@Zed6788h]

I can’t get through a whole podcast with these two. Real bunmer

[@lfoster1975]

Life regrets? Listening to this with ear buds 😂😂

[@chrisgravelle1492]

Yup, I'm at work listening to it and really wanna skip it but I'm holding out lol

[@zacheddy9685]

I'm on public transit listening to this 😅

[@chrisgravelle1492]

@@zacheddy9685 it was worse at the end with the fruit roll up lol, about done the bad friends podcast and it's not much better. Too much screaming and I'm better than you with them.

[@zacheddy9685]

@@chrisgravelle1492 just finished the Ep and I can agree. That soft smack of Bert's lips is a killer with good headphones on

[@fetttucine]

Bert calling himself a chess “Master” and not knowing the name of the knight or queen is probably the funniest thing he’s done on this podcast

[@jackslam5113]

i used to realy enjoy this podcast

[@OpenMicHeroes]

Ive felt the same way lately 😢

[@jessicabecause3717]

No, you didn't

[@jessicabecause3717]

Yet, here you are on youtube. @@RockyMountainHigh74

[@Mellisskkaa]

@@RockyMountainHigh74 Same! I always fizzle out less than halfway thru.

[@bryanlee7989]

Good thing yall came to post about it. Fucking clowns

[@BillTheBubble]

51:43 the same face Chunk makes in THE GOONIES when he is being questioned XD

[@SlimJimaa]

As a European Bert is exactly what I picture when I think of an American

[@woodycolin]

Strong hamster gagging

[@georgeford3137]

Strong hamster energy from tom and his frail mum

[@motownmojo]

“Chess is like Checkers on steroids” gee thanks bert, we all totally didn’t realize this at the age of 5 or anything 😂 3 ads in one ad break, it’s like soon this whole pod will be an ad for vodka or something. Tom, struggling to breathe: Kenya, I wanna run like the wind 😭😂

[@RonnieThunderpeen]

Really excited to see what they're advertising this week.

[@Chickennuggets18363]

It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ?

[@sbrlimited]

This show has jumped the shark

[@manuelsosaavalos7414]

Is this episode another infomercial??? Those are my favorite

[@Chickennuggets18363]

It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ??

[@dantanner8936]

Bert looked like the cowardly lion when he spit out that sardine

[@Scottaaa]

Truck loads of hate from pa

[@georgeford3137]

So funny to say truckloads of hate without the kkk

[@amob13]

Bort is a true ass in this one. Wow what a manic episode he had.

[@DragonFiesta]

Bert is a walking billboard for the dunning kruger effect

[@ish474]

who gave Bert a key bump before this episode!

[@burner8959]

What's for sale this week?

[@yourmumsahoe1]

@@StankTron hard pass

[@Chickennuggets18363]

It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ?

[@burner8959]

@@StankTron that item has the most value yet.

[@JWP6948]

Zyn pouches

[@kimberlyconrad2314]

One of the funniest episodes I have seen... I was laughing so hard when they were taste testing.... love these two and this podcast

[@jayel6090]

My girlfriend and I were watching The Goonies last night and she thought Chunk was played by bert kreischer.

[@tenkkutn]

"I'm just doing things Bobby Fischer does" ... owns Hitler memorabilia - yep, checks out

[@mikkelmalm93]

As a Danish person, I would just like to say that I have never seen that stuff that he ate from the can in my life but it was hilarious to watch😂

[@degerup]

Det var den klassiske Faaborg leverpostej på dåse

[@SuperMrBC]

Det er et produkt fra Tulip som hedder 'Mezcla Sandwich Spread'. Jeg har heller aldrig set eller hørt om det før og måtte bruge lidt google detektiv færdigheder for at finde frem til det. Det er hverken dåse leverpostej eller torskerogn.

[@ditte2007]

Har heller aldrig set den! 😂😂

[@wakos2509]

Tom rinsing out his pork sandwich mouth with coffee instead of water like Garth Brooks would

[@richkrupansky1339]

This is where The King and the Sting went when Theo had enough and decided he was done. 😂

[@RickMinded]

There was a sweet spot where that pod was pretty good, I miss that one

[@onyxmoonasquad1]

Nah they’re actually friends and Tom wouldn’t be jealous of anyone because he doesn’t care, and Bert isn’t jealous because hes a narcissist, so that’s why itll work still.

[@richkrupansky1339]

@@onyxmoonasquad1 I wasn't talking about jealousy. I was relating it to King and the Sting when they jumped the shark and started doing food challenges

[@TiffanyMaryJean]

@@onyxmoonasquad1you find this garbage interesting or funny?

[@onyxmoonasquad1]

@@TiffanyMaryJean I do actually been a fan for a long time. Specifically Tom, but I don’t hate bert. If you have followed Tom for a while you would have learned alot. He’s not only a top tier comedian, but a legitimate business man. There’s nothing wrong with people liking what they like. You know personally there’s several things I don’t like and yet some how some way I don’t usually see it. Which segways into why are you this deep in a comment section on something you don’t care about? Even more so something you don’t like, it’s a little pathetic. Just to specify it’s not pathetic that you don’t like something I do, it’s pathetic the fact you are digging comments to hate on what people enjoy.

[@shaneholbrook6283]

Who would be shocked how little Bert reads?

[@kennybushway7446]

36 minutes, Bert has the universal face of "I dont want to play anymore".

[@Analogy13]

26:57 Bert actually turned into a bear after that Sardine 😂💀

[@Analogy13]

I had to re watch it s couple times 💀

[@andrewimpomeni2841]

Look up the Dunning Kruger Effect...... a picture of Bert might come up 😂

[@stianh6164]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect needs update

[@Danielle11906]

i feel like Bert needs to be taken to washington square park and his chess abilities will be humbled real quick 😂

[@jong9645]

I'm just here for the comments

[@doctorb.5893]

go to the comments on the upcoming kill tony with bert its rough

[@jong9645]

@@doctorb.5893 lol it’s brutal so far. I can’t wait for Bart to interrupt all the comics

[@danielchambliss3262]

When Tom acknowledges Bert getting a suit at 4:17.... the shift in face is legit a friend seeing a change in a friend.!

[@cbixby7256]

Barf Chrysler?

[@Dixie_N0rmis]

Bent Chrystals?

[@KingCobra313]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dialone.]

Tom is slowly morphing into his father 😂 I love it

[@MrTerrierLove]

When he was in England, Tom stayed at the hotel I work at. When he checked out, the bathroom mat in his room had a massive shit smear on it. We didn't even try to clean it, just binned it.

[@kellychimilar5838]

This was the best episode ever. You need to do this once a month. It’s incredible

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

Just waiting for their vodka to come out and someone take a photo of Blart drinking Tito's.

[@TendoTheDude]

Burt thinking he is at a master level is next level delusion

[@thisishowthetruthdies684]

I would pay money to see Bert play Magnus Carlsen.

[@jamesblight8850]

Bart talking about chess is the same energy as King Shark reading his book upside down.

[@blakecleavenger]

bert taking a geography class should be an episode

[@Nohyp01]

Dude, great idea!

[@user-rq4qe5ef6z]

Seeing cj stroud so uncomfortable around Bart on the PMS was hilarious

[@el-underholdning4423]

I am Norwegian - I actually got a bit offended at first when he said that Magnus doesnt know Fischer as well as Betrand Chrystler. But then I remember all the times he got grounded when he tried to compete against Rogan...

[@nolans3026]

if you get offended by anything you're in the wrong place

[@travisSimon365]

You say that, but you forget that Bert 'pretty much' attained the rank of Internation Master in just one weekend.

[@gd_vancity]

Sanskrit is an ancient language only spoken by very few people in India India has hundreds of languages, Hindi is the most spoken lauguage in India

[@richardhekking9472]

Why does Tom’s Jamaican accent just sound like Mrs. Doubtfire? 😂

[@thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle]

It's crazy Bert can be his age and still not know anything about the world hahah like my dads age that's so wild

[@michaeltoledo47]

Because if it’s not about him he could care less. He’s a delusional alcoholic and Tom just fuels the fire

[@tyjandrews]

2 poor por osos

[@Nobody99998]

2 bears tanking these days. Bert is ridiculous. Tom>bert i miss the old days. Kool aid, wife beating, the good old days.

[@emily-zx3el]

I like the parts in between the ads

[@georgeford3137]

You mean between years

[@prestonjones5977]

Magnus Carlsen would beat Bert with a king and a Knight blindfolded with 1 minute on the clock and Bert has unlimited time

[@koravable]

No talk about the last episode bombing?

[@Mr.NorthSacra916Xfour]

They recorded and banked this episode a long time ago, probably even before they recorded the vodka announcement

[@johnhouston5895]

My favorite Tom sound and face combo @39:18 😂

[@freschey]

When did this show turn into Good Mythical Morning?