Demolition Man Review by Decker Shado

[@Spindler2007]

I have to admit, the "sex" scene in this movie definitely put a new meaning to the word "mindfuck".

[@apex2000]

+Jonathan Spindler Ouch, that hurt my neurons.

[@bytemevv-4616]

What NO Boning... The Wild Mambo... The Hunka-Chunka

[@mitchfletcher2386]

@Stoneryoda 937 No. It's through the ear. Obviously.

[@tonypeppermint5329]

@Stoneryoda 937 Oh.

[@macmcleod1188]

@Stoneryoda 937 That's actually "skull fuck".

[@horaciosi]

Is it just me or does Creepy look like the result of a merging between Jay and Silent Bob?

[@mrnobody1958]

Silent job, quiet bay, silent jbob?

[@maciejkowalski2759]

How could you miss the most iconic thing about the movie - the three seashells? :)

[@lucklesscope8367]

Even today, 28 years later I still ask myself "How those damn three seashell thing works"

[@KenMabie]

they were covers for the bidet control switches duh .. Spartan never bothered to try lifting them up

[@pete_lind]

Time span in that movie was too short to any of these thing would have happened . There is old cops alive that dont remember what they did few decades earlier ... time span should have been few hundreds years not decades . And on three seashells ... there has been on market for longer time toilets that wash your butt automatically and no paper needed ... why has not everyone one of those ? ... so covers for buttons very logical explanation .

[@macmcleod1188]

@@pete_lind Why waste water when you have the three shells? Sheesh!

[@volgax3646]

LucklessCope easy it’s a box take the lid off and there’s a roll of toilet paper in there.

[@Christopher_Vose]

Whenever Decker and Creepy get together, I can't help but smile and re-watch periodically.

[@e84fresh]

Wesley Snipes did an excellent job in this movie.

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

He was clearly having a lot of fun with the character.

[@brittanyroland3091]

Deam m

[@kevinfox500]

​@@vincentmarcellino7183 hell, who wouldn't be? I always suditioned for the antsgonist roles in drama club. More fun than playing the, by the rules protagonist.

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

Nowadays, this movie could not be made, unless they reversed the colors of the two main characters (villain, white, hero, black) and had the villain be taken out by the woman in the end.

[@RThyrring]

Wait a minute, Decker Shado! You've missed something important to this movie's legacy: The three sea shells.

[@bloodyhobo9911]

Rasmus Thyrring I was wondering the same thing

[@benedyctechessex2662]

At 26:08, now, there’s a most apt and concise definition of ‘‘regressive left(ism)’’, if I ever heard one… Groovy!

[@colbyjackson5747]

Watching this again and cant help laugh when decker says his show will be taken down in 19 years for language. 5 years later and it might happen faster than he predicted.

[@michaelcongerjr8806]

3 years later and it's still here. So far so good.

[@gregoriocruz4530]

I remember seeing this in theatres as a kid. I asked a lady to pretend that I was her kid to get my ticket. I originally went to see Robotcop 3, but went to the wrong theatre.

[@SpecialOrder935]

This one is better than Robocop 3

[@VCRrepairman]

Huxley = author of "Brave New World"....a book about a state control society. Phoenix foretelling his death "I would lose my head if it wasn't attached."

[@jonaskoelker]

> Huxley = author of "Brave New World" And the female lead of A Brave New World is named Lenina. About as subtle as a character named Winston Orwell 🙂

[@murdermusprime7065]

can't believe you guys skipped the most discussed topic the 3 shell's

[@dreamwarrior1276]

+Shawn Young I completely disappointed that he skipped that!

[@WinterSteele]

Anyone else think "Murder Death Killer" would be a pretty bitchin' name for a band? lol

[@apex2000]

+Winter Steele I find it amazing it isn't already. (even has an easy to remember short hand, MDK)

[@TheKorfish]

you could also go with 187 witch is cop code for MDK.

[@jimbackmann7808]

here in Brooklyn, NY, there is a band named MDK "Murder/Death/Kill"

[@heathazezero3967]

I know there is a game called MDK,but yeah that would be an awesome band name

[@maloperverso8118]

But, How could Anyone Wipe their Ass with ONLY Three Sea Shells!? AND, were they Supposed to be Reused, or Cleaned, Somehow!? OR did Each Bathroom User get Three Brand New Sea Shells every Time they went #2!?

[@brandondetroitfanmichaels4325]

You scoop it

[@jacknapier8201]

@@brandondetroitfanmichaels4325 what about women when they pee?

[@ImInLoveWithBulla]

I’ll tell you one thing nobody can complain about. A young Sandra Bullock wearing a tight, form-fitting police uniform. Mmmm.

[@CodGodess]

These videos are so good I don’t know how many times I’ve come back to watch since it was uploaded 👍🏻

[@jamesroper4952]

I'm a die hard action movie fan, and I love this movie. I'm a huge fan of Sylvester Stallone, and Wesley Snipes. Seeing both of them in the same movie, is perfect in my opinion.

[@leeharris8102]

i was about 12 when this came out i think, as a kid back then movies were just brilliant, with arnie and like you say when these 2 made this, it was amazing. even re watching as an adult its still good. changed a few things for us in the UK though. did it with a lot of movies to be honest..

[@tuschman168]

7:12 As an European it's always amusing seeing Americans react to nudity in movies. Meanwhile I'm sitting here with the movie Ronia, the Robber's Daughter being one of my fondest childhood memories.

[@kevinfox500]

Hell, I remenber dad being TAD in the UK, and a certain publication having the Page 3 Girls. For some of us nudity has never been a big deal. One of the films I grew up on was Heavy Metal, along with The Terminator, and several others. So no Mate. Not all of us Yanks are uptight.

[@dirtiemits3612]

I remember watching this in the theater like "I bet this is gonna happen foooooooreal"... Then years later we have a lot of the inventions like Google, Wikipedia and Siri

[@TheKain202]

And SJW on the rise, trying to make a world into neutered hugbox-pity party.

[@kevinfox500]

Science fiction almost always becomes fact. Look at the works of Jules Verne, and Asimov. Or how prosthetic limbs have changed since The Empire Strikes Back. Or even Back to the Future. Never all of it, but the media inspires each generation to create what was fantasy in our youth.

[@strangeyoungman]

Decker and Creepy have the right of it... DM was much more clever than people gave it credit for.

[@mikefortier7081]

strangeyoungman it has to be, Daniel Waters wrote it

[@kevinfox500]

Yep. And most audiences weren't smart enough to see it. Part of why many modern filns suck. They have to make them so the lowest common denominator can figure out what is going on. Aka, for the knuckle draggers.

[@animefan25]

According to Wikipedia, Jackie Chan saw himself as a role model for kids, thus he never accepted villain roles or roles where he had to swear.

[@timpaich2074]

There is a cut out scene when John Spartan at the cryo-prison kills new recruits to Simon Phoenix's gang and fights that goon who killed Raymond Cocteau played by Jesse "The Body" Ventura. Also cut out are scenes of John Spartan's daughter and Simon Phoenix killing Zachary Lamb. I read the novelization and comic book adaption.

[@1Adam20]

@28:23 if there were enough of hostage remains at the scene in 96 to allow fire and rescue to say "they found the hostages all over the place" then there would be enough remains for a forensics team/coroner to find out time of death. This has always been my trigger point.

[@histguy101]

_Been spending most our lives_ _livin' in an Amish paaaradise_ _We sell quilts at discount price_ _livin' in an Amish paaaradise_

[@conalcochranh3274]

That song...is it from the movie, Witness?

[@mattevans825]

Sandra Bullock looked so hot in demo man

[@jdawg86]

Baron Van Dong you can't be serious ? Look at Hellen mirren , she must be 60 plus and is sexy as fuck

[@richaw11]

@Hood Baby she is 54

[@SuperKamiGuru-i3c]

That cigarette igniting gasoline thing in movies always pisses me off. Lighting gasoline with a lit cigarette isn't 100% going to work every single time. In fact, most of the time, the cigarette will just extinguish from the moisture. By the way, it's double hard in open air, because the fumes don't build

[@jimharrison7279]

Its an action movie not a documentary on what can set gas on fire.

[@SuperKamiGuru-i3c]

jim harrison mkay smartass. I said in movies. As in in movies in general

[@colinjones4673]

Anyone else notice that Creepy pets Chibi Cthulu?

[@Luffy456raftel]

Colin Jones Chibi Cthulhu

[@ThatSpecialNobody]

lol, I just realized that

[@JohnSmith-eo5sp]

I did!

[@Lord-Darkness]

The pic of Edgar was in fact his acting pic he used to apply for a Role in the movie just an fyi! 😂

[@brianoconnell6459]

Five years later: Boom, demonitized by Google for cursing.

[@xxrocketshark216xx4]

Did Creepy just imply that he has a crush on Decker...? I mean, I kind of got that impression from their numerous crossovers, but to hear him admit it is kind of funny

[@airricksreloaded]

Yea I caught that too

[@kathryngordon5115]

I miss Creepy, what happened to him?

[@Bennie3rix]

So many misses. "Set yo ass on fiyah!" , the seashells, etc. I feel like every time you colab with " monotone narcissist" it's the worst review for your talent.

[@loganmosher5935]

That 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442 Is By Far The Best Car Ever Made From GM Speaking Of GM The Incorporate Some Custom Futuristic Cars In This Movie

[@roaringshark4734]

this movie is a perfect representation of what a religious right/far left future would look like lol a bunch of 40 year old ,soy boy ,emasculated virgins all cowed and compliant to the authority of the state. this movie predicted the future... that being said its one of my absolute favorite movies ever :D and its also the funniest action movie ever made,say for maybe last action hero.

[@MadScientist512]

27:30 that's a funny mispronounciation of "continuity" followed by 'coop' for 'coup' at 30:32 :)

[@jonschweer7494]

Creepy is related to Dr Claw ... Chibbi-Cthulhu replaced that poor asthmatic cat

[@stevenaustin4591]

I dont think your friends helped this review, :(

[@Isaac-gh5ku]

Guys, I think I remember there was either a PS2 or XBox, or maybe Game Cube game of the Demolition Man released around 2002 to 2004. It was shown on Tech TV/G4TV's X-Play. But when I check up on the internet around 2007 or 2008, the only games of the Demolition Man was the Sega Genesis, Sega CD, SNES and Panasonic 3DO version. It's like that PS2, XBox or Game Cube game never exist at all.

[@humanstandssans2484]

So... does anyone know where Long Haired Creepy Guy is? His channel doesn't show up

[@RunyaEithelNar]

He is still showing on Decker's 'Live & Wired' streams. Someone wrote in the comments that his channel was terminated [flagged for Scream reviews].

[@COLLINTENDO]

this was one of the first reviews I saw by you and at first I didn't really like creepy too much. I didn't hate him, I wouldn't even use the word ''dislike'', but it just seemed like he was just kinda there. but after watching almost all of your videos I have grown to love creepy. he's always the logical side of the argument. you two play off of each other very well and while you have a very impressive memory when it comes to movies, creepy fills in anything that you either a.) can't remember or b.) don't know since you haven't watched certain material (i.e. dragon ball evolution)

[@synl8847]

COLLINTENDO I agree

[@kevinfox500]

They work well together. Not a fan of most of Creepy's solo stuff, but I always enjoy the dynamic between him and Decker.

[@starsiegeplayer]

Sooo.... Creepy is Doctor Claw from Inspector Gadget?

[@mitchfletcher2386]

And Chibithulu is M.A.D. Cat!

[@QSpark]

really? the entire review without mentioning Rob Schnider or the 3 seashells?

[@KarlaHolland]

The Planet Hollywood in Baltimore had the frozen stallone prop before the location closed down. Not sure whether the prop transferred to another location or returned to storage. All I can say was no genitals were visible, thank god.

[@JCOwens-zq6fd]

This movie was way more fun when we weren't in the middle of transferring into a very similar societal situ as we speak.

[@misterwilhite9211]

This movie showcases rather accurately what would happen to society if customer service-ish protocols were to be applied on a national policy level of legislation.

[@jasoncase9481]

I think it shows attempts to remove anything is viewed as negatively and not beneficial including violence. This seems like prohibition of alcohol but a extreme extent as so many things are removed including Sex, kissing, and greasy foods.

[@dr.zippymcscoots8725]

Its also very very difficult to thrust a blade into a steel 55 gallon drum full of liquid. I dont know anyone with the hand strength to do it.

[@bytemevv-4616]

Ohhh Taco Bell... Taco Bell... Product Placement with Taco Bell... Enchirito, Nacho, Burrito!!!

[@skyhazel6205]

That reference was badong.

[@GokuInfintysaiyan]

I am bleeding making me the victor

[@unownbob123]

it was pizza hut on the Australian version

[@DARKNESS7STRIKE]

@@unownbob123 And in the Saudi version

[@Justin-Hill-1987]

Decker Shado's Double Decker Taco

[@muthesquirrel]

A totalitarian society where you're fined for swearing and sex is a disgusting act.... when I was younger that was a silly thought, now it's the world Tumblr fights to make real. :p

[@dinkrumpchumper1385]

I would rather kill myself then let tumblr win

[@bronykingamethystrain5676]

Tumblr has already lost to the combined powers of the Bro Army, Brony Army, and the Barney Bunch to name a few. #bagthatwasswell

[@jasoncase9481]

The idiocy of making cuss language illegal, no sex, also along with anything violent so good bye nfl and all football, hockey, wrestling, etc. If sex is illegal then how the hell do the topdogs or Lawmakers seriously believe the species of humans can reproduce and continue to survive?

[@bronykingamethystrain5676]

Cloning? Artificial Wombs? Robots? Barney/Betty Bunch Immortality? I didn't see Demolition Man aside from bits and pieces so I don't know. Hell, I didn't know the films name until I saw Decker and Creepy's review. LOL OMG SUV *Just got run over by an SUV*

[@spikeitfool1]

Welcome to the machine, Andy.

[@mackdebruin999]

Creepy has to hack into Decker's videos because his own channel sucks and no one will watch him. He has to steal views.

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

Lol damn

[@DAMIENDMILLS]

THE THREE SEA SHELLS! And thank goodness you refused to show any clips with Rob Schneider.

[@ITILII]

That no talent geek boy Rob Schneider's role should have been as the sea shells

[@Fenris77]

Movies such as this was actually quite common during the 90s... This along with movies like Wedlock were actually among the better ones most others were B-movies.

[@nathanforester5993]

Just in case anyone hasn't said this yet...it's good of this movie to have Glenn Shadix's character also wearing a robe/kimono like he did as Otho.

[@bronykingamethystrain5676]

Did Huxley say "Bucket Seats" or "Fuckin' Seats"? Its hard to hear what she's saying on my end, but its a good mondegreen non the less.

[@flybeep1661]

Missed opportunity to say rating three out of three seashells.

[@daleksupreme2913]

A sequel is under development according to Stallone 8D

[@josmo1363]

24:40 I know she said bucket seats and you do too but at 10 bottles of homebrew, I had to go back to make sure

[@ivantrajkovski5055]

oof this movie predicted the future somewhat

[@Kazuma_DoubleIce]

And it is now 2019 and youtube started last year to censore most curse words oh the Irony XD

[@acidrunner78]

Here's a piece of trivia for ya. In Australia the theatrical release still had them going to Taco Bell, but the DVD release has them going to Pizza Hut, dubbing Pizza Hut over when ever Taco Bell was mentioned. Also when Stallone picks up the Taco Bell food jar, they subbed in someone else's hand picking up a Pizza Hut jar, but forgot to remove the Taco Bell logo off the doors in the background.

[@GrieverSSBU]

I have seen both versions before but had seen the Taco Bell version like at least 50 times. I've only seen the Pizza Hut version twice now. When I saw it the first time I thought I was in a fever dream lol. I was watching it with my girlfriend and when Cocteau says Pizza Hut I kinda started to panic. Like what even is real anymore lol.

[@aakao2593]

Only review I haven't cared for. Not that the review itself was bad, just too much banter with Creepy.

[@dreamwarrior1276]

+Aakao Priest Yeah, I can really do without creepy!

[@Diamhea]

This is actually the best one with creepy because he doesn't constantly cut to the puppet talking like his other appearances.

[@KenMabie]

fuck you the banter with Creepy was awesome ..

[@darksage11]

It says the Video is not available.

[@MrV1r00zz]

one of my favorite part about the movie (except for everything) is the fact you hear the swear machine go off for legit almost every cuss in the background cracks me up

[@Nickel_The_Wise]

Aww.. Hangdog Expression Decker always me wanna go hug my pet, even when she's sitting there happily chasing dream rabbits on the couch.

[@creeperkiller78]

does anyone else think that cryocons sound like a group of deceptacon combinders

[@JohnBlack2345]

every few seconds does there need to be a comedy skit?

[@cody2819]

I saw this last night, fel a bit rushed but maybe because a few scenes were cut (Flight Before Chrismas was a GREAT Christmas film however when on TV they cut like 20-30 mins out of it, NEVER CUT SCENES FROM A FILM IF YOUR GONNA SHOW IT SHOW THE MOVIE DON'T CUT IT AND RUSH IT TO THE POINT OF BEING TERRILBE!!!!!) so it felt like stuff was missing,but I liked it.

[@Newvibe85]

Creepy is awesome !!! Really enjoy the collaboration. Keep up the good work guys. And remember taco bell is the future

[@jamesh2363]

Nobody invited creepy. Literally nobody.

[@ivanelgharbi5861]

Why he gave phoenix the hacking an coding skills, if the person he wanted dead was in the subworld without any computer? he only needed to shot him in the head, pum , mission acomplished, not karate, not hacking and no modifiying voice commands.

[@1Adam20]

And besides...@30:24 you could have had it billed as, "The Main Event of WWE: Backlash: Jesse Ventura v. Cocteau".

[@artyman60]

I subscribed Decker, your videos are a great pick me up after a long day

[@greenkoopa]

My brother blew up in that cryo prison. John Spartan is a monster

[@YycAdrian]

I like when you guys team up for a video!!

[@garthdavis2502]

Need Flanders would love the future.

[@zigfaust]

Bro, if I was able to think in cryo I would become a math and philosophy god. What the fuck was John thinking about for so long that he's just the same person?!?!?

[@HurricaneDDragon]

Wooooow... Segal? Van Damme or Jackie Chan as Simon Phoenix? This movie could've been real, REAL bad.

[@tapoemt3995]

Him being arrested always bothered me because they can tell exactly when someone has died and what from. This is supposed to be the future so they got worse at it?

[@Durmomo0]

Great movie and great review. I was expecting the "one more thing..." at the end to be a mention of the three seashells

[@alexcooper7230]

great. am i getting a cut of the profits?

[@matthewrosenkoetter6351]

Did you guys ever get that comic off the ground?

[@halthammerzeit]

Idiocracy + judge dredd = demolition man

[@kooltocoach2]

But how the fuck do the shells work

[@lightingboy1001]

we need more creepy and decker reviews

[@203Snickers]

Don’t get me wrong I like creepy, but I’d rather watch decker doing a review solo I just don’t find creepy and his little stuffed Cthulhu animal funny at all... I apologize if that’s harsh but I really like watching decker trying to figure out why the actors and directors did things the way they did... keep the reviews coming man and I wish you the best of luck with the channel

[@jasondouglas152]

I had this video game on 3do in the 90s..... My God , it took me over a year to beat the fucker. Simon Phoenix is such a good fighter!!

[@rowdyrico]

I love all your reviews where Creepy is not directly involved in the review.

[@alexcooper7230]

at which point things beging to unravel.

[@DCMarvelMultiverse]

Creepy just described SJWs.

[@TheSaikuShark89]

Anyone else know where to find Jack Black? ;)

[@markbean5539]

any chance you'll do silent hill

[@Spiran_SphereHunter]

11:02 19 years huh, That joke is kinda ironic since we are soo very close to that point and it has only been 8 years!!! 25:33 Holy shit is that rant scarily relevant, Honestly re-watching this movie is incredibly depressing current climate lol

[@FinanceMan]

Wouldn't it be a 454? I've never heard of 455 inch

[@kbtdadap]

Pontiac BB455 olds/buick as well

[@loganmosher5935]

There's A Poster For Lethal Weapon 3 In This Movie As Well Seeing That Both Films Are From Silver Pictures

[@fordo_616]

Please review time bandits

[@ZorkFox]

I'd love to see you review The Fifth Element, which I think shares a lot of themes with this awesome movie. :)

[@DeepEye1994]

"The Fifth Element"? The only thing in common they have is the genre IMO. I think it reminds me more of "Idiocracy" because of the protagonists being frozen and waking up in an oddball dystopian future. I know it's a very recent film and it's not a bombastic action movie, but have you seen "The Lobster" with Colin Farrell? The society depicted in that film had some similarities with the setting of "Demolition Man". Besides that, I would indeed like to see Decker covering "The Fifth Element". Unfortunately he has already reviewed all the Die Hard movies so I don't think he'll have enough material to do a "The Summer Of Bruce Willis" we'll just have to wait and see.

[@Justin-Hill-1987]

From a few angles, Doctor Cockteau looks like Chef Boyardee.

[@oduinn7948]

Anyone ever realize how movies like Idiocracy, Demolition Man, Equilibrium, etc. are seeming less and less _fiction_ and more non...?

[@andrewblanchard2398]

the RIGHT WING FASCISTS are dumbing down AMERICA where REAL FACTS REAL HISTORY REAL INFORMATION BOOKS MUSIC ARTWORK are being banned in RED STATES

[@khoiminh5597]

The scary thing is our society is slowly becoming like in the movie

[@SirDankleberry]

I know right? Soon us dregs of society will be living in the sewers.

[@andreh1888]

You didn't pronounce the P in Coup Degrasss? Say it ain't so Deck.

[@danielstow1502]

16:50 DAMMIT DECKER I CANT FIND THAT SONG!!!...........you win