WISH.com SCAM! Part 2, Testing Chinese Body Armor...

[@mistamooseman7745]

Imagine this being someone’s first video and seeing that intro

[@yogithebear7493]

This is so underrated

[@olas16k]

as a new-er subscriber, it sent my sides into orbit this morning, i was laughing so fucking hard XD

[@ReginaTrans_]

I still would subscribe for no reason

[@cosmicbonzo7559]

Like where your mind is at lol

[@defan2105]

That would be me, Ah, I almost turned it off. I may or may not be back

[@bertwilly2003]

As a 25 year IT professional, I will say this opening was spot on.

[@michag4337]

I feel like kevin when i go home for christmas and there's 3 desktops, a laptop, 5 cellphones a tablet and an xbox on the kitchen table with note that says "if you get a moment can you fix this stuff?"

[@Bandobenz18]

That’s 100% you Brett.

[@PotatOnFire]

@@Bandobenz18 no it is 200%

[@davidsonmg]

Especially the bug spray.

[@MetalGearHead]

As another 25 year old IT professional, I can attest to that as well. People, don’t ever turn into the dreaded “user.”

[@ER-le6oj]

Don't ever let your dad jokes get stuck inside you. Let them out, or this will happend.

[@HG_Budde]

The steel helmet actually was quite a precise replica of the WWII German M40 "Stahlhelm" Helmet, in fact it looked as if the thickness of the steel was similar to the original. As some metal detectorists proved by finding originals, those didn't stop a bullet as well - they, as the kevlar helmets used by the German Army of today, were designed to deflect stray shrapnel and ricocheted bullets and protect from everything that has the ability to fall down on the soldiers 😂

[@bluscout1857]

so basically both this helmet and the M40 weren’t made to stop a actual bullet and were made to just lightly protect the users head from scars i love german engineering lol

[@waffles6394]

@@bluscout1857 not all helmets were made for protection some Were Made For Protection Against shrapnel

[@gamerprox2838]

I was about to say this is just a blue-ish Stahlhelm lol 💀

[@HG_Budde]

@bluscout1857 EVERY helmet, that doesn't belong to a juggernaut- or bomb suit doesn't stop rifle bullets. Imagine carrying a weight of at least 5kg, what a ballistic helmet would weigh, at all times.. It would have to be made of quite a thick layer of steel.

[@gamingchickenstudios]

@@bluscout1857 During ww2 helmets were never supposed to stop bullets. It was mostly to reduce casualties caused by shrapnel.

[@draxxsklounst6595]

Mere hearing some maniac laughing in the woods "tf is he doing now......"

[@Troupe_Master]

We gon shclanctss dem shclonst

[@noob80lvl8]

...being excited bought new gun

[@thephantomgamer8243]

What are we going to do? We gon....

[@يوسفالقرعان-ب3ج]

The Messenger of God, Muhammad, may God bless him and grant him peace, said: (Charity extinguishes sin, just as water extinguishes fire). [11]

[@ReginaTrans_]

She wouldn’t be surprised

[@lukecrd]

Someone please make an ouch that’s hot compilation of every time Matt has picked up a hot bullet and been surprised by it.

[@Dwight_D_Eisenhower]

Or for Edwin sarkissian

[@dylanmcgregor6496]

To the beat of "Feeling hot hot hot!"

[@rodrigorosas8966]

I think Edwin has him beat on that lmao

[@Pambo101]

Every video with pew pews!

[@Hobbs__]

The most American thing ever said... “This doesn’t make any sense, let’s just shoot it...”

[@officerminiwheats]

Excluding california, washington, oregon, new jersey, and new york

[@Buginskin]

@@officerminiwheats scarely enough

[@noctismortis7349]

@@officerminiwheats you are supposed to put "most of" before each of those states.

[@finngamesknudson1457]

@@noctismortis7349 - Is that like “mostly peaceful?”

[@SillyGoose121]

Kids at school be like:

[@delosoviejo]

19:40 dang! I never saw Mat so affected by a gun’s recoil… that thing kicks!

[@DT-ov6cz]

I died laughing when he shot that thing😭😭💯

[@Leopity.]

19:42 spam this at times 2 speed it’s rapid fire

[@somethingjustgonewrongyeah9079]

Yep. .500 Magnum with a 1 inch barrel, insanely high recoil. It also doesn't help that Matt shoots without his thumb.

[@m6realbadman540]

imagine walking through a forrest hearing psycho laughing shooting and screaming

[@jessepinkman4447]

I would like any logical person leave the forest and call the police

[@harleydavidsonmotors2000]

@@badape9227 what do you mean please explain

[@jessepinkman4447]

@@harleydavidsonmotors2000 if I heard laughter and gunshots from the forest I would leave the forest and call the cops

[@toxicvolk7459]

@@jessepinkman4447 that is not the mtf nine tailed fox icon

[@jessepinkman4447]

@@toxicvolk7459 I know, like I said a million times there was a glitch that made me unable to change it

[@dangingerich2559]

The good thing about selling cheap armor, when the customer finds out it's cheap, they're not around to complain.

[@LAPCoins]

LMAO

[@isaac-vb1ng]

Its a very efficient system

[@XhumpersX]

Well tbf they didn't really lie. They said it can absorb 24 joules. A .22LR has about 180 joules.

[@crxcked7376]

people: nothing can be 100% random DemolitionRanch intro's:

[@LEONKIRZI]

That was like 210% random ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)😂

[@LionsGateCrash]

Check my clown world episode 2, 100% freestyled and super random. DR is an inspiration

[@LionsGateCrash]

It's a 60sec short

[@DuisteinAffe-qo4ie]

"I can troubleshoot it" had me *DYING*

[@ObiJuanKenobi3]

"Can withstand 24 joules of kinetic energy." A 9mm leaves the muzzle with 470 joules of energy lol.

[@timothybarney7257]

24 Joules is 17.7 ft-lbs

[@ObiJuanKenobi3]

@Zack Wilkerson At 100 yards it's still 250 joules. My point was that the energy the body armor claims to be protective against is substantially less than the energy behind the most common pistol round within common pistol ranges.

[@Heliore]

They're not lying there. 24J is grand daddy's pellet rifle territory. Most PCP's go way way above that. So you're good against knives I guess??

[@richg6191]

@@Heliore i think thats the point, as that little amount of energy is around someone stabbing you with a dull knife

[@theshanamaster]

@Zack Wilkerson just think about getting hit with a 308 at around 500 meters, my chest begone

[@AYellowPepper]

Intro: Matt after snorting an entire mountain of Cocaine.

[@charlesdolling6382]

Fr tho

[@BlazingOwnager]

He's turning into the Joker, if the Joker worked at a Geek Squad.

[@musfiq08]

GG, kind a looks like he was in addiction

[@pyrodave6407]

😂😂😂

[@megaknite151]

The true form of matt

[@velvetthundr]

That cloth armor had to be the most impressive! Stopping .357 and .45 ACP being so floppy and flexible. Just buy heaps and wrap it around yourself.

[@scottmantooth8785]

*you would still feel the impact of being shot...and it would be more than a slight tickle...ribs would crack and you'ed have a very serious bruise once you regained consciousnesses*

[@N_A_R_]

@@scottmantooth8785 but hey atleast you ain't dead

[@scottmantooth8785]

@@N_A_R_ *there's a difference between the classic and indisputable all dead, the popular but rarely accomplished mostly dead and the somewhat mundane not dead yet. but nearly so*

[@puppet5646]

@@scottmantooth8785 sa🐿

[@dmorgan0628]

Imagine how tenderized your torso would be?

[@ciubotarudavid6289]

4:30 This helmet is a stahlhelm MK2, it was manufactured during WW2 by the germans, and yes, it was pretty good, it can't really stop anything tougher than an 45.ACP though.

[@yourcasualfinn2213]

You mean M35

[@sas2.0]

i have one of them at home from my great grand father

[@rodan2852]

Thats cause Hitler never found "The Spear of Destiny"

[@ATNMMF]

@@yourcasualfinn2213 *m40, the vents aren’t a separate piece. Still had the rolled edge so it would be a m40 rather than a 35/42

[@KyleC2OO7]

Just imagine a man, out in the woods alone, acting like a complete psycho..... The views the views.

[@wren7195]

Yeah, I think today we heard Matt's true laugh. FEEL the madness, cuddle it like an adorable mongoose that ate lots of potatoes

[@x0xCRUSHERx0x]

How it feels to chew five gum

[@wren7195]

@@x0xCRUSHERx0x Everybody keeps saying that, I keep tryin' it... maybe it's cause I'm a girl. So far, not rockin' my boat.

[@colefrancis9562]

Imagine hiking in the woods and seeing a man laughing like a maniac and destroying a computer

[@googlesux1062]

The correct reply is to join him in shooting the laptop.

[@Steve-Mcgarrett]

This is one of the funniest intros ever

[@Georgiaboy9009]

They'd be shot for trespassing, buried for deniability, and viewers of this video would be instructed "Don't tell Mere" for...reasons

[@rodinunez5967]

Slowly walk backwards

[@ukranaut]

When you got censored on twitter.

[@samuelroberts9238]

Imagine someone accidentally trespassing on your ranch and hearing that intro in the distance followed by gunshots.

[@akriegguardsman]

Objectives updated : Run

[@shaggy_e210]

They wouldn't stay very long😂

[@konigskelett1370]

You run home and don't look bach just run

[@notchs0son]

@@006bartdiebrak7 that’s so funny. it’s almost like people haven’t seen EVERY VIDEO that’s been made

[@-Zer0Dark-]

@@006bartdiebrak7 -- You're right. Concepts are only funny once, and should NEVER be repeated. If you miss it, you miss it.

[@TheNewb187]

it was like the plate said "i didnt sign up for this" and jumped out of the vest lol

[@deathstar008]

Every video: Matt: "Ooh there's the bullet. Ow that is hot!"

[@mintsamich]

I bet he's gonna get lead poisoning

[@landensteffen2776]

So true

[@farengarsecret-fire9597]

The helmet just looks like a crappy stählhelm

[@mmediocrist]

samich He can’t, trust me, all he needs to do is wash his hands, and the lead would also be pulverized at that point so he can’t any ways

[@lilpalmtree710]

He straight up had a mental breakdown that wasn't scripted he just went insane

[@lawless9813]

💀tho

[@Dizz18]

please tell me this is not the one that Mere thought was funny.. lol

[@joeysgarage7963]

@@Dizz18 here's the comment I'm looking for

[@Watt.S.Studios]

😂😂 fr

[@danielbear3802]

I think the starting videos are matt's slow decent into madness .

[@catf4077]

imagine just casually walking in the forest and seeing a mad man laughing like an idiot in front of a camera while shooting a old laptop.

[@jettyeddie_m9130]

I would face crawl the hell outta there LOL

[@Mxsfyt]

Your pfp does a weird thing on my phone. Why.

[@Anonymous-eh3bt]

@@Mxsfyt what

[@ApexOrSomething]

@@Mxsfyt wdym

[@Mxsfyt]

@@ApexOrSomething the black dot leaves a blur behind it as i scroll. Heavy blur.

[@svyalinirnhut890]

7:29 That's the Chinese bootlegged "Kevlar" QGK 97 helmet that the PLA actually wore back in the 90s to early 2000s. Yours even came with the Type 87 Camouflage cover that they used. It has the shape of a Kevlar helmet, but is made of steel.

[@TimParadox5]

"Can withstand 24 joules of energy" A .22 lr hits with like, from a quick wikipedia search, a minimum of 178 joules of energy.

[@Bacteriophagebs]

I was going to comment something similar. Namely that 24 joules is pellet-gun levels of energy. Then again, I read an anti-gun paper once that claimed a .177 pellet gun firing at 1100 fps was "as powerful as a .45 handgun." So by that logic, the vest should be able to stop a .45!

[@toastiftw5299]

So the claim that it can stop 24 joules might be correct

[@InfernosReaper]

So, it could stop a pellet gun in theory? Sometimes I wish this was a more scientific channel so that sort of thing would actually get tested

[@blarfroer8066]

They probably threw a cartridge at the vest, that's how that picture was taken as well.

[@darklord-ht2hq]

Yep it will just about stop an airgun

[@davidsherman6041]

The amount of times he shoots something, finds the bullet and then says “man it’s hot” kills me lol

[@mrmanceres7653]

Some people learn by example, some people learn by experience, Some people never learn.

[@Founderschannel123]

Well true but man it's hot in my room🥵🥵

[@bigkilleryt596]

Just imagine going on a walk in the woods and suddently you hear that laughter

[@agent_seb]

That'd be the most terrifying thing ever

[@Gattone_91]

after hearing him talk by himself and hearing gun shots...

[@MichaelsMadness]

100% someone just got killed

[@ladxhiang5689]

😂

[@ModMax69]

Been there before

[@redrain2206]

I really appreciate your work. Because these bulletproof manufacturers are putting human life at risk and you demolished them all. Good work

[@TinyDrPhil]

"24 joules of energy." So it can stop a 6 year old with sock'em boppers.

[@duckymangall6595]

Ooioooooooo

[@drphil1189]

Hello same profile picture person

[@TinyDrPhil]

@@drphil1189 my brother!

[@drphil1189]

@@TinyDrPhil My long lost brother, is that you ?

[@TinyDrPhil]

@@drphil1189 Yes brother it is I, I thought I'd never see you again.

[@mattbraunscheidel5971]

He literally pissed himself while playing a manical IT repair man. This man is in it to win it.

[@History-Secrets]

LOL, the helmet they sent you is a replica of a German WW2 Stahlhelm! 😂 A bad one too...

[@algiz21]

Well better than the modern helmet!

[@Antiquity0825]

I thought it was that as soon as possible saw it

[@danielviljanen5832]

Yea

[@brucestarzynski9678]

Ee

[@U_Jelly]

Stahlhelm is good for stopping shrapnel but not bullets just like all the other helmets of it's time

[@waton9944]

Holy cow dude. Congratulations on 11mil. When I first started watching you it was only like 50,000. 💪💪💪💪 Keep up the amazing content... Thank you.

[@GadgetAddict]

The big problem is that even if some of the items are legit, you just don't know what you're going to get. Maybe you receive the legit version or maybe you receive a low quality copy. You won't know until you get shot.

[@czerg]

i mean... do i need to be shooted to test it?

[@setyoaomiya7504]

@@czerg that's the best part

[@henrysokol3466]

One of my sister's friends once ordered a Catwoman costume from a Chinese 'bargain basement' site. What arrived was... not as promised: a fetish 'gimp suit', with dead giveaways it was meant for a man to wear.

[@Aaron-zu3xn]

these were just carriers the plates you had to get on the black market actually similar to pcb and they were using it to stop police pistol rounds in hong kong

[@brodylockley3141]

Or you just get sent a picture or poster of what you ordered that’s hell

[@themongoose1054]

"Dear Wish, my son died testing your bullet armour, my I have a refund please?" Wish: No.

[@deutschetelekom2096]

that sounds like something that would actually happen in America

[@kavalogue]

In fairness if you get the right one on wish they do work to some extents and there is ample opportunity for them to save you. But more importantly I must admit wish would probably be happy to refund they're pretty awesome for returns and money back

[@danieltobias3908]

I like how Matt always is surprised whenever he picks up a bullet and it’s hot.

[@natethenotsogreat8349]

He never learns

[@jonathanevans3853]

I got an interesting idea for what might actually be a decent armor if you take those softer pad ones that were able to stop up until the blackout you fired at it and put one on either side of that metal plate that you showed directly after

[@RashaKahn]

Matt accidentally shooting the vintage German helmet Mare got him for his birthday.

[@Moonlight-ru9fl]

Lol what a quinkydink

[@zx-7788]

Did he really

[@michaelmcgregor3108]

DON'T TELL MERE!

[@stevenplaskett7728]

Where are the grenades though I only see guns shooting

[@joshuaspath6923]

Wait is that actually what happened?

[@ChronicAndIronic]

That’s either Oscar level acting or he’s actually insane

[@BYODtotheDIDDYPARTY]

Going with the latter

[@tylerwright7000]

@@BYODtotheDIDDYPARTY I tried to join your discord but it expired

[@geraldlongos4078]

Yes

[@BYODtotheDIDDYPARTY]

@@tylerwright7000 yea that was for my old channel

[@MrPacman64]

Why not both?

[@jarrethdragon1399]

Long story short: Don't trust Wish. Actually don't trust anything being sold with a bunch of random words in the description lmao

[@danilonakazone386]

WIsh does sells some nice stuff though! Just not stuff you put your life at risk lol...

[@jarrethdragon1399]

@@danilonakazone386 Lol yeah they have some nice stuff, I've bought a couple of things from it myself and I'm quite satisfied. Just look out for the stuff saying "FJKBG Level 56 25mm Protection NRA Approved Guranteed Riot Police Body Armor"

[@blazortheepic0384]

@@danilonakazone386 it sells all the good shit which amazon and ebay are not allowed to sell

[@justicepiatt4593]

I bought a dirtbike helmet from wish and am now fearing for my life more then riding without a helmet

[@jarrethdragon1399]

How the hell did this comment get more than 10 likes

[@Best-Tyler-p-fan]

This is the first vid I watch from this man and that intro was crazy

[@jarrettmcbride1392]

Me: sitting on the couch playing on my phone Matt: alone in the woods with a camera, guns, screaming and laughing

[@ioneenknobru1827]

Yea Shocking 😬

[@asherhockersmith8271]

I mean, there's.a cameraman.

[@jules5222]

@@asherhockersmith8271 Same thing with bear grills but noooooo

[@bageled_meme9867]

The picture is a modern “bulletproof” “kevlar” helmet The product: M40 German Helmet

[@riograndedosulball248]

Stahlhelm Matt was a cool vision tho

[@killianlile173]

It's that German engineering

[@jonjames720]

I mean let’s be honest the US Army still uses that same design

[@killianlile173]

@@jonjames720 The US Army uses the stahlhelm? Since when? Lol

[@el_jamos]

M35*

[@Peasant_of_Pontus]

I'm impressed one of them actually worked as advertised.

[@joekrater3364]

Yeah, lol, might actually buy that

[@charizardsniper5064]

That was the only one that worked and Matt has it now

[@Rentta]

@@joekrater3364 Don't soon as they see this video or hear about it they will make same product from cheaper materials but looking same.

[@ностромов]

It says "aramid fiber" and he's reading it as if it's the first time he's heard of it. Aramid is what Kevlar is made from, I think "Kevlar" was a brand and it became the definition for bulletproof armor...

[@FunnyMemes-dr3se]

ностромовl, I don't know anything about guns so I'll just assume you are right. The thing I wanted to comment though it how sometimes a brand defines a product. Like in the US everyone calls plasters, Band-Aids. And also whatever Oreos are called, Oreos.

[@thebritishgamerandstuff8328]

5:42 that is replica of a stahlhelm I need one of those

[@silvorthegrand6976]

2:10 "Plus we fire the WHOLE Bullet. that's 65% more bullet per bullet."

[@reb-dom1ne]

Thanks Cave Johnson

[@Lennox-Toastmann66]

Only at Aperture

[@tomislavspajic9529]

Aperture science lab turret

[@VaultHunter76]

It's like what you would imagine when you where five "no I promise the gun shoots the whole bullet".

[@cjgaltieri]

We need a portal 3

[@vasylsky9486]

"Bulletproof vest can withstand 24 joules of energy" How is it bulletproof? My .177 airgun can do 30 joules, and this is one of the smallest calibers going slower than sound

[@nuclearmedicineman6270]

30 seems high for subsonic; heavy slugs?

[@Domura]

It sounds like impressive numbers to fool the ignorant that don't know what kind of joules you can expect out of bullets. 24j? Cool shit, a .357 can achieve about 790j.

[@getreal3148]

That's a good airgun tho

[@danilonakazone386]

So... This would not protect against my uncle's .236 airgun then lol

[@Aupexx]

I laughed so hard when I heard withstands 24J of energy. like a 9mm puts out nearly 500J so we know how this is gonna work out

[@TNerdo]

His intro looks like he traveled to another universe where he’s still a kid

[@pipeborrero]

you mean this universe?

[@pipeborrero]

@GC3 saltyyyyy lol

[@khansuniverse9886]

@GC3 he has a point though 🤔

[@falax8776]

1:54 Actually you can measure kintetic energy quite easily with the formula E=1/2*m*v^2. All you need is mass and velocity which with can be measured with a gun chronogram that i am assuming you have.

[@Richard-zc1cj]

The company is called wish because, you wish you wouldn't have bought that cheap shit

[@GreenBeanYT_141]

Lmao

[@pocket_historian1807]

@@SomeRandom5501 yeah

[@kriegdeathrider7805]

I bought a bulk box of rolling papers like 5000 papers for $3 plus shipping shits puts off more black smoke than a tire fire pretty sure I would die if inhaled it so wasted money

[@reese.b09]

Or you wish it will be good

[@Asmith-1111]

Yup. Pretty much.

[@proud_crusader8563]

The computer guy in the intro acts like everyone on dude perfect

[@cjcbikes7215]

😂😂

[@jtswonderland3931]

😂 😂

[@dankmemes828]

Accurate

[@sambro6657]

Hey you a ghost recon fan?

[@NitroTheCat]

😖🤣

[@SD-oi9gr]

Mat whispering “I always touch the sensitive areas” whilst rubbing something was probably the creepiest thing I’ve seen in a while. Keep up the good work.

[@nickthomas181]

Oh now that I want to see on a T-Shirt from Bunker Branding with the slogan "I always touch the sensitive areas" with Matt underneath

[@Pambo101]

Lol

[@3xtraKash]

Rest in peace to anyone who was unlucky enough to buy the bad ones and died from them. how is wish not sued lol.

[@hb9145]

Kind of hard to sue if you are dead ;)

[@amonhmcoda]

Need body armor bc your life might be in danger? Don’t be silly and skimp on some cheap wish knockoff armor, the price usually reflects quality.

[@ntfoperative9432]

Because it's in China

[@uviolin593]

@@ntfoperative9432 damn lol stfu

[@uviolin593]

@@ntfoperative9432 china makes 50% of the things you own

[@baker7647]

Imagine breaking into this dudes house and finding mannequins all over covered in bullet holes and you hear from upstairs "HOO WEE WELCOME BACK GUYS TODAY WE HAVE A LIVE TARGET!"

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

Plotwist he's talking about a target being built instead of the abondoned target.

[@alvarohernani6645]

More like "claymore roomba on"

[@davetheduck6801]

This comment is just a American Moment

[@BadassTexas903]

LMMFAO!!!

[@Matty.Hill_87]

This is why you should keep a chainsaw in the bedroom.... Everyone is a gangsta until you fire up the chainsaw

[@undiscovered4576]

I love how the helmet is a “Professional Tactical Bulletproof Helmet”, but it’s really just a M35 or M40 helmet that the Germans used in WW2, But Matt looks awesome while wearing it.

[@thequestionguy6695]

Ikr

[@gleisbauer25]

It doesn’t even very close to a ww2 helmet, I’m glad Matt took care of it.

[@thatotherrandomfloridian9456]

it does look cool for a ww2 reenactment, but probably not for stopping bullets

[@undiscovered4576]

@@thatotherrandomfloridian9456 Exactly, The helmets that were produced in WW2 were mainly to protect the head from shrapnel.

[@aries758]

Тоже заметил, хотел написать комментарий, но ты опередил

[@markusrx5446]

Just imagine being the cameraguy with him just screaming and laughing like a madman

[@quinteremose]

like a mad man? he is definition of mad man already

[@sneakyturtle1117]

Camera man: why am i here???

[@chitosetakaki9385]

@@sneakyturtle1117 camera man:why am I still here just to suffer Every day I can feel my legs....my arms.... Background:*mad man screaming intensifies*

[@trixiegamez8553]

Bruh

[@jerrybentz3811]

Dream job

[@munchkinlee5306]

Godzilla had a f ing stroke trying to read these descriptions and F ING DIED

[@matthewyoung9828]

"Hitler called he wants his Stahlhelm back"

[@devin5360]

lmao i caught that too bc I own one

[@alexlongfur2515]

@@devin5360 same. Thought “oh wow a stahlhelm”

[@spikeofdeath95]

I was rather surprised to see that it didnt take more abuse

[@matzlubbelinkhof9246]

Really hope it was not a original stahlhelm

[@SuperXxbigmacxX]

@@matzlubbelinkhof9246 Original China Steel...

[@papibasic4730]

I love that Matt learns bullets get hot every episode

[@soknu415]

This is my first Demolition Ranch video. The intro let me know that this is what I needed.

[@ZacTheConqueror2]

14:50

[@arrowhead_1232]

Welcome to the club

[@HystericalGator2000]

CRAZED COMPUTER REPAIR TECHNICIAN KEVIN IS THE BEST! 🤣

[@TrinidadCardonaOfficial]

Lmao I watch this channel like it’s on cable

[@hunter9231999]

@@Avio033 dead ass bro

[@YungInfadent]

Love this channel fr 💯💯💯💯

[@KidaneyShorts]

@kykingz78 why do u have to be a dick about it?

[@planetbusOG]

🤣🤟🏼

[@Fella48]

Same lmao everytime a new video I’m like ouuuu

[@plague4014]

"Here at Aperture Science™️ we fire the whole bullet! That’s 65% more bullet per bullet! "

[@shush4151]

"Can withstand 24 joules of kinetic energy" I swear that amount of energy is like dropping a coin on a fur rug

[@fudge2836]

Probably true

[@Frajmando]

Maybe it's made for air guns, that it would stop for sure, they are around 10 joule

[@shush4151]

@@Frajmando yeah I've just done the maths and a .357 magnum creates 790 joules of energy on impact. So I guess the body armour was built to protect from an air rifle😂

[@SilverWolfGaming0527]

Most people don't know the Joule force guns have so China can get away with this shit

[@tomsoki5738]

That’s a firm stab

[@Spongey12]

The first helmet was from 1916. It’s the M17 Helmet for The Great War. Those helmets could not stop a bullet, they could only stop shrapnel. Pretty much the same thing you got.

[@treefrogkid1172]

Therapist: Psycho mat is not real, psycho mat cannot hurt you Psycho mat: 1:01

[@25husky]

Door mat

[@arclightvideos7528]

Someone copied you and got like 300 likes

[@1974Suma]

matt*

[@trentfreeman2182]

Imagine you were lost, stumbling in the woods and you stumble upon one of his intros

[@nanaki-seto]

I wold if i did not know it was him hide for real!

[@shad0wwarrior475]

I gotta get me one of those Wish bullets that are shot with the cartridge attached

[@Jrez]

Has someone shot an entire bullet (with cartridge) out of a 50BMG casing? Like a 7.62 or .308 or whatever might fit? Could be a great troll image in the making.

[@markw4566]

67% more bullet per bullet

[@pepsiguy4508]

I hear they sell those over at Aperture.

[@bcd2107]

They made a Gyrojet in the 60's that fired the whole cartridge. The powder propelled it like a rocket out of 3 angled holes in the back of the cartridge that made it spin.

[@IlIlIlllIlIlIllli]

Yeah I’m sure it’s reusable bullets

[@kgblyat6919]

4:49 "I feel the comfort." I hear Alte Kameraden. That's just a surplus Stahlhelm.

[@S_O_U_P]

That 120 vest was actually very impressive and I'm surprised it wasn't a scam. Company has their shit together.

[@hanabihyuga8265]

still wouldn't wear it in any war. maybe to some protest in america

[@Youtube-Censorship-Police]

it is but still..DON'T TRUST WISH! many of the sellers constantly change stuff based on what materials they can get, means; in a month or two it might be filled with something else which doesn't stop a bullet, don't put your life in the hand of a chinese scammer company!

[@buyerenogurlfwendo2106]

Not worth $120 though- if it was $50 I might be interested

[@S_O_U_P]

@@buyerenogurlfwendo2106 hey I'll pay 120 to stop multiple rounds of sub sonic ammo. That vest stopped every subsonic round they threw at it even after it was compromised

[@chadkarr7394]

I seen one of these wish ones a while back, and the steel plate stopped a .50, which shocked me. But the helmet was straight garbage. I think that was this one, because I was looking for this again.

[@ivyisle]

China: 50% more bullet, per bullet Aperture science: tell me more...

[@MartMonster]

Underrated comment

[@iamatacticalrobloxer9761]

Highly underrated!

[@eatyoursoulthenumnums8183]

WHen your suprised your china product works

[@protonicone1962]

I don’t understand but all I know is “portal”

[@joeiborowski9763]

China: Virus 500% more powerful than your ordinary virus.

[@a10warthog38]

Plot twist: Matts intros are reenactments for events in his daily life.

[@jgerajak]

Bet they are

[@silashalperin7346]

Haha

[@BillyBob-ls7hs]

Probably true

[@regga4294]

Lmao na that’s just him bro

[@kaelnavarro3912]

Bro I was just thinking about that

[@romasanta7592]

"The turrets fire the whole bullet, so there is 65% percent more bullet!" -Cave Johnson, Aperture Science Military Grade turret advertisement.

[@_Matsimus_]

From a company that sells women’s shorts that literally have a special fart vent sewn into them.... I’m not surprised of anything they produce anymore.

[@BY-it2oe]

Hi, mat, great to see you here. BTW, can you link me to the fart-vent shorts? Just curious.

[@5000mahmud]

God that’s disgusting 🤢 What they called tho?

[@zsaz4453]

noway.a fart vent??? is this genius or total crap idk🤔wish😂🤦

[@Hei.ni_schwarz.burg_8._.8]

They even sell shit

[@peekaboopeekaboo1165]

...like 'em sanitary napkins in vending machines?

[@enderslayer2024]

Matt's logic: maybe the bullet isn't hot this time? Ken: why can't you be the test dummy?

[@Josh-rm4dj]

We need a compilation of every time Matt picks up a bullet and goes “ow, hot!”

[@blubberboy1897]

Fr😂

[@st4rlightr4v3n4]

Listen, I dont have six months to spend watching a single video

[@greaseaddiktz3217]

😂😂😂

[@gabriellal0462]

I thought the same think that was what three or four times in a single video

[@siggenyman4648]

Yessir

[@texas_hippy7417]

Can we take a second and appreciate how great his aim is!

[@yaboisaylor]

"Can withstand 24 Joules of Kinetic Energy" a 9mm has 467 Joules of energy

[@sakinomura9482]

My thoughts exactly.

[@kineticinstallationspecial5775]

That's pellet rifle territory

[@Erik-z6v]

So this is useless practically.. like in airsoft that is way to much. Bruh no one shooting more than 3-4 joules. And a 9 mil has 467... useless..

[@davidstevens3371]

Maybe it was meant for BB gun

[@reichskommissardeutschosta4598]

at least it came with a knock off Stahlhelm

[@drewboyle9978]

So I’m guessing this is the intro Meredith laughed at

[@maddinnhocker5676]

Ha yeah

[@f.b.i7408]

1:00 my family anytime I trip on something

[@leonardolarocca1999]

Your pic is cute

[@33LeRoy33]

Hahahahha you beat me to it. But seriously If that don’t make you laugh you may not have a soul

[@Ganjaz]

Hm cant really relate to her xD

[@its_saval]

therapist: crazy matt is not real, he can't hurt you crazy matt: 0:56

[@ModMax69]

Who?

[@theabsolutenerds1049]

What?

[@jacksoncronin9540]

When?

[@xhumidinzulfikari9523]

Where?

[@ModMax69]

@@jacksoncronin9540 a little while ago

[@Dyesnipa]

The intro is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[@jonathanmora9398]

Mats intros have devolved to a crazy man screaming in the woods by himself

[@JSp4wN]

His brother is behind the camera. I hope he showed concern after recording that intro. 😁😆

[@HammyHamm001]

@@JSp4wN not his brother, his brother passed away.

[@romanoffinthefireandflames1712]

@@HammyHamm001 really, when that happen? Feels man

[@TheKingFisher98]

@@HammyHamm001 He has an another brother mate

[@lugi25]

@@HammyHamm001 he has more than 1 brother. operator drewski i think is his other one we know( he has a yt channel)

[@toddsiegel6001]

Matt: "A very small bulge.... You guys know what I'm talking about" Me: Matt is really just going to call me out like that.

[@MadMax-yq9ix]

Lol, your small.

[@toddsiegel6001]

@@MadMax-yq9ix aren't we all

[@haydenbellis3047]

@@MadMax-yq9ix be nice insults r a sin

[@thegamersrift9452]

@@MadMax-yq9ix we're all small after lockdown we keep on beating till lil dude 0.5 inches

[@redmist6630]

one of the armour plate's slogan was "buy it and protect yourself", not buy it TO protect yourself, implying you have to do that yourself lol

[@sbhs7758]

Imagine you walking around the forest then you see a guy laughing crazy

[@yourcerealguy]

After hearing gunshots.

[@tonihidayat72]

Damnnnn........that would be scary

[@theunknownshadow6926]

Just imagine that same guy walking back and forth around a table talking to himself

[@apolloanime4712]

@@theunknownshadow6926 yes

[@Fede0779]

Run away from there as fast as possible , lol

[@sawfxgt]

My first time watching this channel and never laughed harder at anything in my life more than the plate flying out every time you shot it

[@DavidGuyton]

I know it's not Dragon Skin....but when are you shooting the shoulder armor I sent???

[@WillardSimo]

he is probably planning a video around it. I would bet maybe within 5 videos he would get to it

[@bdkj3e]

Hell I bet he lost it by accident lol, he'll find it in some random box a year from now when he starts moving into his mansion.

[@kodiakulv5148]

The fact that he said he doesn't have any currently makes me think your package went MIA or overlooked mate.

[@Heracullum]

Funny seeing you here. Been subbed for several years. Excited to see the armor tested

[@crazywindows88]

I'm excited to see your armor on DemoRanch!

[@muuflinfloozer5646]

Pov: you're witnessing Matt's slow descend into madness in every intro

[@NoU-vw5ho]

Hot lead “exists” mat: “oooooo shiny!!!”

[@spoondancer2230]

"Oh it's hot!" - Matt, still surprised after all this time...

[@RandyLWhitaker]

I ordered something from Wish and 6 years later I’m still waiting for it to be delivered!

[@Notgonnausemyrealname]

Are they Pokémon cards? If they are thanks for the money bozo

[@luuk5120]

So, the chinese found out how to fire High Explosive Anti Tank shells from a rifle, thats freaking me out

[@jeffyman780]

69 likes noice

[@stalin8686]

ರ╭╮ರ

[@uwucowwoptionbwingew]

So they have bolters

[@mr.wiskers8163]

yeah same.

[@dingomingo2795]

I hope ww3 is not coming because we are dead

[@jacob6077]

Matt: oh look there's the bullet Me: ah, hot Matt 1 second later: ah, hot

[@54raceman]

It’s a guy thing

[@justinturner3959]

I'm legit surprised he didn't have a stroke at the end of the intro xD

[@f.b.i7408]

Prolly did

[@aqiftebo987]

LOL

[@get_n00tscoped]

My sleep paralysis demon:

[@ardianblakaj]

We didnt see it till the end tho lol i felt like it was a screaming till i pass out challenge

[@justinturner3959]

@@ardianblakaj He def walked away from that with a minor temporary headache xD

[@panzerkampfwagenviiimaus1790]

1:47 a 9mm 115 grain bullet travelling at 1,180 feet per second/360 meters per second produces 481 Joules of energy. the vest shown at the beginning can only withstand "24 Joules" 9mm parabellum is used as a "control" assuming that most americans will be carrying an 9mm pistol. 2:38 a 30-06 150 gr bullet @ 400 yrds produces 1,636 joules of kinetic energy. as a general rule, military helmets are not designed to withstand even small calibre bullets. their main purpose is to protect the head of a user from fragments and debris. nice video. :)

[@inannashu689]

The reason why it passed their tests is because no one lived through the test to tell otherwise,therefore it works. :)

[@ashfox2012]

Hahahha love this comment because its sooo true hahah

[@kolbywiza6336]

Flawless Chinese engineering

[@pach7611]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z2WXap6AgN2fg7M

[@widerthumbs6606]

100%

[@lavierbismilah9979]

Or more simple, there is no test :)

[@trixdoesgaming858]

Matt, a very educated firearm owner and long time user: “wow that bullet is so hot”

[@zacharymcnew9608]

That’s always so funny to me

[@BigCroca]

Every video

[@DirtyBertyGameing]

Yeap, after all these years it still surprises him every time

[@guppy719]

at this point its part of the bit.

[@DirtyBertyGameing]

@@guppy719 of course

[@calumwainwright5455]

“We fire the whole bullet! that’s 65% more bullet per bullet!” -Cave Johnson

[@kjchang1836]

I was waiting for this comment

[@Pandolcee]

Damn beat me to it

[@hasu2234]

This is the first video i watch, the intro was kinda weird but the video was so good. Loved it ❤️

[@shwifty478]

"How many wish helmets does it take to stop a .50 cal" Boom next video.

[@skitz9389]

Very good idea :))

[@arquos00]

lmao

[@charizardsniper5064]

All of them haha. Freak if I wanted to wait for 3 months to get a vague version of what I ordered that had 15 different titles I’d make it myself.

[@matthewgriffith2078]

With or without heads inside?

New title: plinking with a .22

[@tylerhauser5590]

Heyyyyy, wassup Schrödinger

[@Goose_thegoofy]

Can you do a reload on a computer

[@yourrussiancomradealex2903]

FEmBoI FrIDaY

[@germansherman3839]

Wait your here?

[@poodgenugget906]

Daddy notice me uwu

[@mtfoxtrot5296]

I love how Matt is just slowly losing his mind, absolute legend.

[@ForeverSideways506]

How is he losing his mind? Lol I don’t see any difference

[@SAYDATDARIUS]

@@ForeverSideways506 do h understand the the chemical balance u have to have to create this scenario in ur head and manifest it masked as jokes?? // he does this for youtube. the mind only gets confused more on whats real. he cant tell because his whole is acting a comedic youtube.. similiar to youtube gamers. all jokes and madness

[@SAYDATDARIUS]

"first signs of madness is talking to yourself" and he clearly does alot of that

[@WeazelNewsUSA]

@@SAYDATDARIUS dude had to type 4 sentences 😂

[@ForeverSideways506]

REALDARIUS MUSIC it’s a fucking skit for KZbin my guy 😭😭😭

[@pekkaknight04gd]

1:05 that's one way to get yourself into a Perfectly Cut Screams video 😂

[@Fish_editz45]

True