Demon Kids of Jewish Masturbation | ARI SHAFFIR: JEW

Clip from standup comedian Ari Shaffir's new special, JEW! Ari explains his experience with discovering and reading The Zohar, a forbidden text that is the foundation for Kabbalah. Whatever religion you may adhere to, all of them take the same stance when it comes to masturbation-don't do it. And if you do, you better be ready to meet your demon babies.
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[@jameshunt4611]

This is one of my favourite comedy bits in a long time

[@DannySullivanMusic]

for sure. totally, totally correct dude

[@manuellujan666]

I'm addicted to Ari lately goddamn he's on fire 🔥

[@Qrayon]

Hey! Don't take the L-rd's name in vain!

[@Lau3464l]

Kabbalah is bonkers, I’m obsessed with it. My Brazilian bubbe talked about it nonstop

[@azsk69]

I've watched your special twice. The first time I've ever watched a stand up back to back. The pussy bucket had me rollin

[@DannySullivanMusic]

for real dude. _100%_ correct dude

[@ETAisNOW]

2 million views in less than a week! Let’s go!

[@obi-wanshinobi2353]

I haven’t been that involved in someone’s special since the first time I watched bill hicks. It was truly spectacular.

[@BigKarl519]

If I could rate this masterful bit, I'd rate it 1/60th.

[@David14A]

I see what you did there @BigKarl519 I guess I’ll make it 2/60ths..

[@DEWAGE83]

The whole special is so 🔥🔥🔥

[@DannySullivanMusic]

spot on. 1000% true!!

[@Qrayon]

You mean it's not special?

[@abdullahsaadeh3461]

I have to say, it is a very killer special. Loved every minute of it.

[@katiebanks7460]

Loved the special

[@bobscousinbob7702]

King of the Jews with a top three all-time special.

[@bobscousinbob7702]

Holy shit! The ad to end the clip was for some Shabbat service. hahahahaha

[@markussivertsen3983]

He's only jewking bro

[@afterthought3341]

What are the better specials ? Delirious or Louis CK ?

[@markussivertsen3983]

@JoeBidenSniffsHair No he is a comedian and King of the Jews. So he's "Jewking"

[@markussivertsen3983]

@JoeBidenSniffsHair who they are hating on is not my or your problem. Im not hating so its all good

[@theprimagen]

YES! ive been looking for this ever since I heard Joe talk about it like a decade ago... glad you did a bit on it... terrified me from the day I heard it

[@TroubleKid04]

I LOVE that Ari Shaffir is goofing on religion in a new way. This is the ONLY religion I've never heard anybody (except Doug Stanhope) goof on, EVER!

[@honeypotusername]

Yeah you're not allowed to rip on Judaism unless you're Jewish or you just don't care about any kind of mainstream success like Doug.

[@pareja90210]

This joke/passage/bible study was awesome

[@rabbithowls71]

Well, “time to make a demon baby” is definitely going into my vernacular from now on.👏🏼👏🏼😆

[@NamitComedy]

God damn! 🤣🤣🤣 the "Miester" really got me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@majorphoto]

Incredible, Ari. Top of your game, sir.

[@kathleenp3135]

Special was 🔥I’m watching it again 😂

[@AIWFNW]

Great bit. Special of the Year

[@briannanicole5309]

This was my favorite bit from the new special😂 rip big Nate

[@evansweeney9574]

1 of the craziest best specials out right now...

[@JWnFlorida]

You rock bro!

[@royster7170]

This is pure gold!

[@mokodo_]

Uploading the full comedy special, and then cutting it up into different parts and uploading them, is a top jew move Ari. Good job.

[@marcoswest2797]

Good one bro 👏

[@andrestein6022]

This special was so fucking funny

[@johnviera3884]

I like Ari and I didn’t laugh too much. I thought he was going to step it up but he’s still the same.

[@michaelpond813]

Hes. Great at satire and makes us laugh out ars off.

[@meatfractals3380]

May be my favorite comedy special ever... That includes C.K. .....Burr..... This was so so so good.

[@timmybrowzen]

This hour rips hard🔯🕎

[@matthewelliottheinen]

The story I heard was spilled seed would create spirit kids but dang I never read that.

[@_jok_3r]

This is gold LOL

[@cleatusvandamme716]

"I WANTED TO LIVE DADDY!! WE ALL WANTED TO LIVE DADDY!!!" lmao

[@inquisitiveyes]

I couldn’t laugh any harder 🤣

[@DannySullivanMusic]

indeed. 100% correct man

[@treyhudson73]

Man, I don't even know you but I am proud to have watched this develop over the past ten years. mozlecheerslaintetov

[@novalongclaw5215]

Top 5 I've ever seen.

[@AwkwardLoser]

Kanye’s favorite StandUp Special oddly enough only Kyrie’s 3rd

[@tiscitatascit]

Look how long I made your arm. Lol.

[@kyddmachiavelli6229]

Kids kids kids kids 😂😂😂😂

[@swally122]

I left for Ecuador the day after the Jew release. After I arrived in the middle of the Amazon a NY Orthodox Jew shows up at the lodge. I figured he was tracing Ari's travel comedy footsteps. But he had no idea who Ari was or what is funny about the Jewish religion. So the convo went downhill from there.

[@starfishprime2864]

What the gestation period of these demon pregnancies?

[@jamesmcclaren9759]

It’s supernatural so not long at all. I imagine its something like when you pour water on a mogwai. Also who’s to say the demon ladies, if they’re tasked and assigned to individuals, has only one egg to fertilize at a time? Could have many on standby… who knows 👀

[@willywonka47]

This is almost as good as gringo papi

[@TheRagnarokExperiencePodcast]

Just found this channel and this guy deserves some movies.

[@ronaldokhardewsaw]

This is a south park episode.. It screams "Randy" storyline

[@jamesmcclaren9759]

I think he’s talking about a category of succubus…

[@JennySimon206]

Lilith

[@leorubio5653]

They Blocked it.?.?

[@randallbenjamin8556]

So we’re going to ignore the fact that this sounds….n.m..yup funny asf

[@summerbaby21]

Not a mistake this clip is 636 🤔

[@michaellacy1916]

"Jill off" the lady version of Jack off? Noice!

[@doyouthinkitsdead]

🆒

[@infin8vibrations]

Are all you guys giving love to Ari now the same ones that gave him grief over pissing in a bottle in a hallway?

[@paulblann]

Ari, you’re aging like a good bourbon. Good on ya fella.

[@Cashalfstory]

Not funny because ... What if it's true? There's enough opposition to verify it might be. So that would be the most unfunny thing ever. I am scared watching it just for the 50 percent fact the Zohar is real

[@calmdown.8213]

LOL scary

[@yehudamakarov]

Hang on I don’t think the babies are evil they’re just trying to get fixed up

[@MrBevoRules]

The demon lady part was kinda hot. Just need to forget the rest of it.

[@TheCarelessAquarius]

What is this Jew word he keeps talking about? Never heard of it.

[@leepeers616]

I thought the jewish had no heaven, they are suppose to return to god and become whole no?

[@michaeljacksin9367]

Aris physical humor just cured my anti semitism and im only joking if you want me to be

[@michaeljacksin9367]

seems legit

[@joshflaker2756]

This is some real shit.. this is the first time iv heard of this but 10 years ago I took 30g of mushrooms and a demon baby appeared in the middle of my vision then turned into a wall of deformed people all stuck together groaning in pain… it was the worst trip and still haunts me but now I know

[@slickbelge]

yup. gotta stop tugging off bro 😂

[@darkhorse29-yx8qh]

Apologize for killing Jesus!

[@dflowers6771]

wait, Ari is jewish?

[@joecobb7153]

You don't know much about Jews do ya

[@Slowmotion650]

@@joecobb7153 He's too busy playing minecraft and making demon babies

[@joecobb7153]

@@Slowmotion650 we've all been their

[@dragosristici]

Let's get it to 666 likes, guys!

[@MyKeDP]

911th like

[@pattty847]

Coincidence a stand up can be this good coming from a Jew?

[@4trahasis]

Some say Jews have no place in this world. But I tell you, comedians like these do.

[@thenoticer9054]

Kanye was right about "them"

[@slickbelge]

how original 🙄

[@Jmeez69]

Kanye is a dumb moulinyan lol

[@ernestrivers3736]

This wasnt very funny..

[@amiller6545]

I'm fairly open-minded and thick-skinned, however-Shaffir is not a good man. This is uncool stuff.

[@skepticaldopefeind5464]

i guess in the after life men can have babies, so the whole gender arguement starts to fall apart when you die, meet your kids even though there wasn’t an egg for the sperm to fuse with….