just wanted to say thank u Ari

Stomach is supposed to empty in 30 min. Supposed to is the key word. Prob when all food was organic people's bodies functioned better.

@arishaffir I’ve seen a ton of comedy. Your special is the best I have ever seen. I’ve already watched it twice and I will enjoy many comfortable couch nights rewatching it. I loved it.

I love the joke, but I'm pretty sure Moses' mom didn't just take an outside shot because she didn't want him to grow up as slave, but Moses would have actually been surely killed, if she didn't send him down the river.

I get the Joke but the Jews and Muslims have different "flavors" too, hence the curly fries, frisbees etc. And the difference between Catholics and Protestants is rather significant, the first group believes what the pope says and the second what it says in the Bible, which was hugely important for the political development of the world, since this split started all kinds of wars, revolutions and philosophical developments. Love the Special, I'd say it's in my top10 and I've been enjoying comedy. The Genesis Adam and Eve part is my favorite bit and "...Dikembe Mutombo or Gilbert Godfrey" is one of the best punchlines ever.

This guy must have hired some fake laughers cuz they are laughing suspiciously hard at terrible jokes

Definitely come outside. Then come to my driveway, you can pay me to wash your car.

Strong message

Tompkins Square park, the only park in NYC where you can't walk on (live on) any of the grass, that's why it's so pretty

The link in the description to the podcast is BROKEN, you SILLY GOOSE.

We all know Ari started this whole Israel Hamas beef with his last special… but we forgive him because the new pod is great. Thanks for the new pod Ari, it’s the only watchable thing on YMH!

With a nose that can smell crime, I trust him when he talks about the smell of flowers.

I love you Ari! ❤

Ari...u are a fuckin trip! 😂

Let this be your daily reminder to go touch grass.

Wonder what the pay out springtime had to pay for this ad, this Jew don’t do nothing for free

YAY! ❤

great, now I'm getting popups for Springtime.

Requesting; you tickle someone until they pee.. someone like Bam Majera, Pauly Shore, Fred Durst, Sarah Silvermam.. if they threaten to pee on you, do the right thing..! Make the executive decision and double down, get that pee everywhere.. and don't let up, until people stop fighting with humis, and begin trying chips and salsa instead.. lol..

Dracula on Netflix is amazing. Especially that first episode. But it does have a horrible ending

Of course the flowers don’t smell. Your nose sucked up the all the smell on the first take.

Stop interrupting guests. Ruins the great stories that are being told.

Hilarious

PUt yOUr PHoNe dOwn

your the best ari, too smart for the inside

Thanks!

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I'd like to see Tony use the N word once and awhile if he's comfortable saying the C word to a Chinese person. It's the same thing.

I want to see more how Ari's nose makes love to these flowers

Sun's out...

You got to love the fact that 100% of the people that saw Ari in the park thought he was just another homeless lunatic.

Get outside while trippn’😅

Love to see you outside. More interesting then studio walls

This was so gay. Love ya Ari.

God, I love spring

Wish I had your nose to smell the flowers! Love you Ari!

Is already 90F and humid as your nutsack in Florida 🪦

Michael SLAPpaport all cuz you brought up that lil b that took his ass to court. Mr. Heeby Hero all day on his phone, Hamas would prolly let him in they hear he slapped another shlom (Ari Shaffir)

Ari forgot they stole one of our senses.

Is that central park? Somebody put a lot of effort into those plants snd flowers. Beautiful.

I used the promo code and now I’m locked into an oxygen subscription for 18 months. Fuck you Ari.

Everyone knows that spring is only temporary because of israel…

If Ari says a flower doesn't smell, I trust him 💯.

Happy Spring my friend.

Gold showers creates flowers so go pee outside everybody

I know that the Gaza - Israel thing will still be happening if I go outside, But what about Russia? Those sneaky Cossack sluts are up to something and I for one don't want to miss it. Outside will always be there, but humans might be gone soon.

Thanks my dude

He’s back!

Haha your great man

Those flowers definitely don’t come and go quicker than me.