Deposition Misconduct by Attorney Witness

[@sullivan0099]

Wife: Why are you watching depositions at midnight? Me: I don't recall that and I object to form.

[@hithere4719]

Wife: We’re going to dial the Special Master.

[@tdog1983-v6c]

Hi There hahahahaha!!!!! That was funnier than the original comment

[@atlantarhythmsection2017]

Asked and answered. Move on.

[@tdog1983-v6c]

Atlanta Rhythm Section move on!

[@northbound5493]

@@tdog1983-v6c we're moving for sanctions

[@robertstewart1223]

- "Under the Law, I need not answer that" - - And what Law is that Mr. Abrams?" - "I'd need a lawbook" LMFAO! This guy is a freaking peach!

[@quietatse]

"Object to form"

[@Yooyop]

Well we’re going to go ahead and strike that from the record and move for Sanctions under rule 30(D)3

[@johnw1954]

ultrabased

[@robertstewart1223]

@johnw1954 ultra "free-based" would be more accurate 😂

[@NanNanNABooBoo]

And what law is that?....i would of responded with, are you telling me you don't understand how the law works? Just keep Socratesing them with another question 😆

[@QuickSnipBits-eo5wd]

Dude is drinking 5 coffees, taking 30 pills, and objecting to form on privilege like an absolute mad man. This is incredible.

[@QuickSnipBits-eo5wd]

Who is this window licker

[@bededd39]

​@@johnsmith-mi7fb douche

[@joshuasmith9350]

@@johnsmith-mi7fb thanks for the retard comment. tard. you like insulting strangers? retard

[@ashleybrooke2087]

We can see the exact moment all of the stimulants began to wear off.

[@facemanallstar]

@@ashleybrooke2087w p

[@redcanary7]

the algorithms got me again. 21 minutes down the hole to an unblemished member of the bar

[@WarrenTHAKREEP]

He ain't so unblemished anymore 💀

[@cjritchie9701]

@@WarrenTHAKREEPis there more to this story? Was he doing some shady shit or what?

[@WarrenTHAKREEP]

@@cjritchie9701 can't remember if the end of this video said it or if my additional research did but yea whatever he was being accused of in this case was true he was doing some sort of fraudulent activity and lost the ability to practice for awhile 💀

[@keamu8580]

@@WarrenTHAKREEP He represented defendants in a case after being named as a co-defendant in the same case and did not tell his clients or get their permission. He went to opposing counsel's offices and got in the elevator with them and harassed them among other things. He's making every effort to be obnoxious and evasive

[@kentuky1233]

Mr Abrams how much coke did you take in preparation to this deposition? - Yes. But I object to form. Next question.

[@beavacuda]

17:58

[@DeepPocketsEnt]

ASKED AND ANSWERED, MOTION TO STRIKE THE QUESTION FROM THE RECORD!!!!!

[@vrindersinghrandhawa6343]

Sort of 🤡 who loves a kkk court in kkkolorado 😂 abrahams of the dirty jappa firm

[@hoosierdaddy825]

​@@beavacudaNailed ittttt 😂

[@readysteadywhoa]

This guy looks like every 80s movie business villain ever

[@joshhernandez5069]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Candigale]

👌👌👌 perfect observation. I couldn’t put my finger on it, but you have done just that! 🙏

[@lusmas99]

Looks like he was in "Die Hard".

[@tonyfazioli8579]

This is classic. I love it.

[@x-raymind7778]

Object to fucking form

[@probertisking3744]

Anyone who drinks subway coffee is a maniac and I love it

[@jeramychunn9108]

Only a true man with balls of steel would drink that nasty ass coffee. Where do I go to hire him......

[@terrydavis8451]

My dad was the foreman of a manual machine shop so when I started my apprenticeship I didnt drink coffee but getting up at 5am changed that. Subway in the gas station was the only place open so I learned to drink coffee with subway. Now Im super picky about my coffee and only drink frufru espresso.

[@jasonk4855]

Anybody else not know that subway sold coffee?

[@smartyardhouston]

Amazing how these people fall in love with a dude for drinking coffee...😂😂😂

[@0416gillette]

Plot twist: It’s actually Red Bull laced with cocaine…

[@danielmiller2886]

Watching lawyers argue is like watching ten year olds fight a fierce Pokemon card battle, pulling out every rule and technicality they can think of. Its hilarious.

[@JonahJdawg]

YOU CANT TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP!

[@cantsayimsurprised]

@@JonahJdawg LLOYD! LLOYD!

[@garethevans6944]

Object to form

[@bruhhh6538]

@@JonahJdawg”I just did” 😂😂

[@kirbfx]

You know this guy does coke on the regular, walks around his house wearing a silk robe with dragons🐉 and daggers 🗡 on it, has a margarita bar in his house, drives a black BMW, and has a circular driveway that wraps around a fountain ⛲️.

[@YogsenForfoth]

ABSOLUTELY. 😂

[@Shooter2314]

I wish that was my life

[@EasyCall717]

@@Shooter2314😂😂😂😂 right?!

[@Lee-n2n1t]

YES YES YES 🙌

[@Bootsy98]

Most spot on comment I’ve ever read.

[@onyx9857]

My wife: “Did you fold your laundry?” Me: “Object to form.”

[@Cynorwin]

MOVE AHN!

[@robtheslob3940]

and substance, clearly pink collar work. This is a blatant violation of my free time. Followed by qualified immunity smack to the head

[@chuckb11]

We're going to move to strike that as irrelevant.

[@robtheslob3940]

@@chuckb11 also heard in our house, lol

[@darrylramsey6232]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dirtyrandy2592]

I will literally watch anything while I’m high.

[@TreDeGoCrazy]

Dirty Randy lmfao amen brother

[@jcarrier1979]

😂🤣

[@Riebel26]

That's what I'm doin here 😂

[@zerovivid4976]

Same haha

[@hk45c64]

If it’s about former/current kingpins, drug pushers, and if it’s a documentary that’s even a half bit interesting.... I’ma watch that shit when I’m baked and lit

[@luther1546]

"He was thrown in a drunk-tank for being belligerent and he sued the city" is hilarious to me for some reason.

[@YoungBloodOldSoul90]

VERY 🤣🤣

[@kevincameron192]

he makes a good case for himself in one sentence.

[@rihosims]

lol this is like somekind of lawyer LARP game. Dude is just spamming lawyer spells.

[@ev25zv]

Larp? The person being deposed is an attorney.

[@broncotrolly]

Exactly its so strange that people do this shit as a job everyday. Summon the Special Master!

[@YoungCub]

Objection. Calls for speculation. Argumentative. Instructed not to answer.

[@FRISKY_MANDINGO]

Move on.

[@100Denario]

Asked and answered

[@seananderson5334]

Lol, when he whispered, "Object to form," to his own attorney to get him to say it for him. Hahaha.

[@YoungCub]

9:45 then he gets mad the other guy laughed at it.... lmao

[@AnnaLVajda]

Yeah he acts like his teacher no doubt it is frustrating to know legal procedures better than your own attorney.

[@nathanjackson9123]

@@AnnaLVajda He made an ass of himself by using attorney client privilege with himself to dodge a question.

[@codysray2616]

@@nathanjackson9123 is he not allowed to do that??

[@boxboxerson991]

@@codysray2616 No. Privilege doesn't exist without a relationship, and a relationship is between more than one person. Even if it does I'm not sure it'd even apply here, because whether a person has been named a defendant in a suit is a matter of public record. It's a bizarre and embarrassing basis for any objection.

[@lcb4278]

The "Do you understand why you're being deposed today?" "No!.." Always gets me lmao

[@GreenvillesAnonymous]

Never agree to stand under any terms you don’t wish to be restricted by. You have way more rights until you begin understanding them away (agreeing/acquiescing)

[@RikerLovesWorf]

-Her: Who are you texting?? -Me: Object to form, 30(d)(3), move for sanctions.

[@NateM154]

"you cannot object to the question" "I just did"

[@irshviralvideo]

Object to form....i answered your question. MOVE ON

[@NateM154]

@@irshviralvideo I love being brought back to this!

[@irshviralvideo]

@@NateM154 I'm going to move for sanctions against you.

[@LTLMedia]

The hair, the dyed Just For Men beard, sunglasses, pills, and Subway coffee speaks attorney by day party animal by night.

[@austinteutsch]

He sounds like he's coming from a cocaine party and was interupted.

[@davidicusduran7761]

And screams douchebag

[@43nostromo]

@@austinteutsch Cocaine with an Adderall chaser.

[@tims001]

Underrated comment

[@stronkserbia444]

the last party he attended they pinned him down and shaved his half his eyebrows off

[@daltonhayden1804]

“You can’t object you are a witness” “I just did!”

[@darrenjohnson2912]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@walidbahhur4198]

I can’t imagine why anyone would attack this guy in a stairwell…😂

[@NateEsq]

😂

[@carlcromwell8713]

😂🤣😂

[@walidbahhur4198]

@the.seagull.35 I think you missed my point…

[@observingcitizen404]

My thoughts exactly!!!😂😅😂😅

[@dude6894]

I love when they call the Special Master and I'm sure he tells his secretary "Oh no, those 2 crazy guys, tell them I'm busy."

[@AnaThaLight]

Lol

[@Jaehhhjdlo-fj4mp]

LOL

[@Agelos100789]

Lol

[@raymondlucero4999]

Kinda can hear that in the receptionist's voice? Lol!

[@imvzz]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mikesherrard8871]

This guy is the most lawyer lawyer I’ve ever seen

[@lly8598]

I agree with you and I’m a lawyer and thought I’d seen it all. He is wayyyy lawyer lawyer. 😂

[@dustinkfc6633]

Look at the deposition of lawyer and bodybuilder Tony hyuuge... did you take drugs today, today well I assert the 5th.

[@lampshade7874]

Nailed it. 🤣🤣

[@lly8598]

@Lloyd J Metz I’m not sure Lloyd. I’ve often asked myself why did I choose a profession where I go to work everyday to be contentious and deal with other attorneys wanting to pick a fight. Litigators especially are subjected to this arena. My dads advice to me was be a deal maker, not a deal breaker. I tried to practice law as best I could making deals for my Clients. Take care. 👍 😊

[@melaniemack8564]

There is a family and there names are JAYDEN BLACKBURN, JOSIYA BLACKBURN, MISTY MACK, JOYCE BLACKBURN, BERNARD BLACKBURN III, BERNARD BLACKBURN JR. (RICK BLACKBURN), NICHELLE BLACKBURN, TIANA BLACKBURN, DANIELLE, BLACKBURN, PASCHANCE GODFREE, KIM BARNES, TOMICA RANSAW, THEY ARE ALL PEDAPHILES AAND THEY ARE ALL STALKING CHRISTIANS AND TRYING TO FORCE THEM TO SELL THERE SOULS TO THE DEVIL THEY HAVE BEEN STALKING ME FOR THE PASST 5 YEARS AND HARASSING ME AND THEY ARE ACTIVELY SEARCHING FOR MORE PEOPLE TO ATTACK. THIS IS A HATE CRIME!!!!! I CAN'T GET A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THEM. THEY LIVE IN WASHINGTON STATE AND THEY ARE APART OF AN ONLINE COMMUNITY THAT CURRENTLY USES MILITARY EQUIPMENT TO TARGET INNOCENT PEOPLE BY MAPPING THERE BRAIN AND SENDS ELECTRONIC PULSES IN ORDER TO HARM them. They terrorize people to death. PLEASE HELP !!!!! IF YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT PLEASE REPORT THEM ASAP.

[@mcdouche2]

Sigma Rule #6969: Pop random pills, call opposing counsel fat and never answer questions.

[@joealbano7378]

bnri \w

[@trachtaire]

Looked this guy up and, from 15 November 2024: “Colorado’s PDJ Suspends Attorney After He Called a Former Client a ‘Crybaby,’ Yelled Profanity at the Client in a Denver Restaurant” - Law Week Colorado

[@tajcee]

“Mr. Abrams, are you really a lawyer?” “To my recollection, I don’t recall.”

[@Playbackrm100]

Lmao!!!!!

[@Scorch1028]

“Mr. Abrams, are you really a lawyer?” “That is privileged information, and I have already sued you for asking me that question in the past.”

[@megaflyinbrian]

😂😂

[@jonathanbonnett9456]

“Hmmmm, I think so”

[@evandh1989]

Object to form

[@jasonl7937]

I feel like if I hired him as my attorney there could be 2 options: 1. He shows up coked up popping adderall and kills it and gets me off or 2. He partied all night and doesn’t show up and I’m forced to represent myself and I end up doing 5 to 10.

[@nashvillain171]

Umm, "adder all"?

[@NoobOfShame]

@@nashvillain171 stfu we know what he meant

[@nashvillain171]

@@NoobOfShame *Talk to your doctor about Adder All™* 😂😂😂

[@Josh-hv5ni]

If it’s option 2 you could always beat him up in a stairwell

[@drlest717]

LMAO! Right!

[@benrosenberg3489]

"Stop laughing at my lawyer" omg this is just too hilarious

[@jeffpaggett7274]

I think, I object, I may recall, possibly that's my recollection - hey, hair flip. Fuck you and your form.

[@evivrusXerudne]

That part and "I also don't recall being arrested" are the best parts.

[@riropower]

„Ask us Fraud Questions!“

[@TheGreenTaco999]

When Drake laughed at Megan when during his hearing for sexual harassment people lost their minds. Get it together

[@kraigschess1772]

“If you want to raise your weight problem with the Jury and the Special Master, please do. We’re not the ones here sitting with that condition” 😂😂

[@weeklyfascination]

This is better than any court room drama I've ever seen.

[@jasonreed1352]

Hands down, I agree.

[@blue84freak]

That’s because in a courtroom there’s a referee who has control of the proceedings.

[@robharris4646]

Seriously I would like there to be a showing of "To Kill a Mockingbird," but at the last minute they play this for the audience instead.

[@blackbirdfilms1966]

You see the stuff with the Darrell Brooks trial? That crap is wild. I've never wanted to reach into my screen

[@adombovic]

you need to watch Alex Jones's whole trial, but especially when the plaintiff's attorney catches him in perjury after Jones's lawyers accidentally sent over their whole case, all text communications, emails, phone, and was unable to take it back. That was on the money.

[@robertm3360]

First time subway has been excited about being in a deposition room.

[@meganhuskins753]

Bahahahahah underrated comment.

[@reiddupre266]

Ya this should be number one.

[@SumTingWong1482]

You leave Jared alone!!

[@TheWaynelds]

Subway? What’s the connection?

[@leodigiosia9418]

DEADD

[@Mikerich444]

This is Zach Galifianakis audition tape for his new movie where he plays a coked up lawyer

[@dyates6380]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[@michaelreeves277]

It has to be, nothing here is making sense. I’m just going to talk fast and say big words.

[@MyMg23]

LOL

[@tjpj1919]

If only

[@chefmesser420]

This is Gerard Butler.

[@akjackson009]

The only crime committed here is drinking Subway coffee.

[@Vaga-Bard]

This guy is a boss.. When asked if he’s drank or don’t drugs this morning he says no while nodding yes. Beautiful.

[@nycgirltee]

I peeped that too and said he sure did have some drugs and alcohol 😂

[@khaldiaben2008]

Lol

[@WTF198]

​@@nycgirlteewhich drugs?

[@theamaturepro]

Haha I noticed that right away! The court recorder only takes what was said, not gestures. Lol! If being in the hot seat wasn't so important, I'd love to give a go at acting like this dude. My lawyer might actually fire me after all these years of threatening to 😂

[@theamaturepro]

@@gretchenk.2516 I have no knowledge on this but am curious if video is part of the official record? I don't believe it is for a few reasons. I'm too tired at the moment to write it all out

[@timsmusic7349]

The whole look, the coffee, the sun glasses, the puzzled look, popping pills,scratching the face, another sip of coffee! The huge surprise is that Robert DeNero didn't walk in!

[@squeakyrabbit]

The absence of half of each eyebrow...

[@_Jashawuh]

I want Robert DeNero to play him in the studio version

[@bearcenteno3223]

Also the many times he burps up what I can assume was only a 12” Italian sub at 9am

[@coffindancer38]

@@bearcenteno3223 12 inch...loool!!!

[@Madridme3]

Definitely under the influence of something.

[@anthonyvalli2455]

Quite impressive actually. I'd totally hire this guy to be my lawyer, but then of course he'd f*** me over, I'd allegedly punch him, he'd sue me, and we'd wind up back in this deposition room making the sequel.

[@JK-vc7ie]

Top 10 comment I’ve ever seen on KZbin. Hilarious.

[@MrMarco855]

Move on.

[@WestCoastJazzForever]

Definitely a top 10 YT comment! Hilarious! 🤣🤣😂😂

[@landru303]

So true!

[@observingcitizen404]

😂😂😂

[@werdna3891]

Does ANYBODY know where to fine the video of the prosecutor's band video he put online as referenced at about 9min in???? I need to see what he looks like.

[@jjalltheway3766]

I have a feeling that the special master was available, he just did not want to talk to these freaks for a 27th time.

[@fredchester921]

You mean to say, the Special Master did not want to be involved with a POS like Abrams --- who was tried by Administrative Tribunal in Denver in cases (20PDJ004 and 19PDJ036), found guilty, and had his law license suspended for a year and a half, taking effect on May 14, 2020. Further, Abrams use of a slur at the presiding judge in the tribunal, calling him a "gay fat f*g," and was also sanctioned for that. The worst attorney in the US, besides Rudy Giuliani.

[@Lepidopray]

@@fredchester921 Objection. The comment was aimed at the special master. I also object to the characterization of Guiliani ...he was only suspended, not disbarred or criminally prosecuted. Make a relevant reply to the initial comment or I'm leaving the thread right now!

[@vtwinbuilder3129]

@@fredchester921 you leftist idiot. Giuliani shutdown the mob in New York and represented Cuban immigrants who were wrong by the government. The worst you can say about him is he worked for Trump. It’s amazing how stupid you NPC liberals are, you will literally repeat anything CNN tells you to.

[@vtwinbuilder3129]

@@Lepidopray he was suspended by partisan hacks on a witch hunt. Nothing will come of it in the long run, just like all the Trump tax nonsense, you can’t charge someone for something they never did. Remember the impeachment scams? 😂

[@billygriffith8933]

The special master didn’t want to talk to the stair master as he watched the deposition in tears on live stream while eating popcorn 🍿

[@tonim2322]

After two years studying law and working with attorneys like this I quickly switched to Veterinary medicine and never looked back.

[@saumitrsharma2816]

Why?

[@zachman7479]

@@saumitrsharma2816 Why not?

[@DianaHernandez-gv7fc]

@@saumitrsharma2816 he is implying that working with animals is better than working with lawyers.

[@saumitrsharma2816]

@@DianaHernandez-gv7fc Lol! Now, Ok I get that. But there are plenty of bad faith( malicious) people in every field especially at the top of powerful positions. You just can't avoid these people forever.

[@rhinovirus2225]

Good call my dude

[@jacobharris2373]

pro tip if your ever in a deposition just remember: "I don't recall" and "object to form" over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over oh and "stop harassing me"

[@ludziguilty7816]

1. I do not recall. 2. Object to form. 3. Sanctions 30(d)(3) The first one I use with my parents and gf, the second one with my sister and the third one in traffic xD

[@brucealmighty7288]

He is actually doing a good job.

[@sven_bender]

Stop laughing at my lawyers

[@BobRotan-vi6cj]

Who’s still watching this when they’re bored at 1am?😂

[@fockingclassy]

12:39am, but close enough haha

[@paulsmith4118]

4:18 am.

[@joannaholmes3679]

00:23 UK 🇬🇧 time for me right now

[@tradingonfern]

me watched this about the 5th time in a 3 year period it’s hilarious

[@kentuckygreenthumb1]

More than once my friend. More...than...once.

[@maxtownsend6510]

This is the closest we’ll ever get to a real life better call Saul

[@ASKMEABOUTMYGARDEN]

Better call saulenburger

[@michaelm4597]

No...smh😂

[@pfsalinger7195]

I lived it my father is a lawyer i can rattle your cage with stories

[@copee2960]

He's the type of lawyer who some how ends up defending you for shop-lifting and the next thing you know you've been roped into picking up some mob boss who's escaped from pelican bay....carlito style.

[@wesleyballard6217]

Oddly specific but okay, love it

[@jettsetgirl]

So accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johnnyutah7080]

Best comment ever

[@EagleMylesGaming]

Saul Goodman vibes

[@Art_Vandelay_]

Just a little boat ride

[@jordanmiles2195]

Drinking Subway coffee? I don't trust this guy.

[@InjuriousPersonalities]

Jordan Miles 😂 😂 I agree

[@Jonqen]

Its good and cheap

[@local-teen]

same.

[@sexywhite7198]

As long as he didn't have soup. Or pizza, for that matter.

[@Jonqen]

@@sexywhite7198 "No soup for you"

[@danielcarmon9808]

What are those pills you just took? None of your business! LOL

[@pauldavis5665]

"Object to form" is now my new answer to any question I don't want to answer in my day to day life.

[@KhalDrogo76]

Argumentative, move on may even be better.

[@weglarz]

"You can't object!" "I just did"

[@TheMagickHourZ]

Clearly , this is my quarantine life now... watching despositions

[@LuganWanian]

dude.... same... appertently I've watch everything else, it would seem.

[@colindooley4422]

Ditto!

[@TheMagickHourZ]

@Good Morning Good Afternoon and Good Night yes...you would think they would be lol...and yet I’m watching depositions...it’s me

[@IAmDrewselum]

"I'm am a lawyer I dont need a lecture".. this is oddly entertaining lol

[@Collierdevin0216]

The best entertainment

[@d0zn]

There's no way he sat there and mocked his weight with a straight face

[@Boc3phu5]

He can. First amendment right.

[@d0zn]

@@Boc3phu5 you my friend, might be a retard

[@vrindersinghrandhawa6343]

🐽 🐖 🐷

[@gezenews]

The other lawyer must have been like that guy from Bee movie.

[@d0zn]

@@Boc3phu5 my point was that it was so hilarious, it's amazing that he was able to do it while keeping a straight face. Nobody's arguing against your first amendment right unc

[@simonwilson1211]

I've never seen a prescription that says " To be taken 60x an hr. in-between meals"?

[@djolemacola]

And the meals being whiskey and coffee :D

[@benhart777]

PRN / pro re nata aka as needed. Anyway fuck what the script says I get my xans from like 5 separate doctors and buy the pressed bars off the street as well and take them whenever the fuck I want.

[@FauxToez]

@Jonathan Anaya I was laughingly thinking the same

[@kidzbop38isstraightfire92]

U can when your body is 70% Woodford Reserve

[@deedouglas636]

@@djolemacola may have been tic tacs just to cause a whirlwind!

[@johnconnolly6317]

Of all the things this video taught me, it’s that Subway serves coffee.

[@RonaldEarlWilsher]

Who knew?

[@thomaswest5]

The new season of Impractical Jokers is gonna be WILD

[@olliepop7060]

Q is getting aggressively rude lol

[@jamescarlin569]

Lmfao

[@williamrichmond814]

I legit thought that was Q till someone called him Robert and he started talking

[@PROX722]

This video & comment section needs to be preserved and stored in a museum. Holy fuck this was GOLD.

[@kentuckygreenthumb1]

The comments are true fire. Maybe the best I've seen.

[@derekrobleto6739]

I swear I thought he was going to say "why are you laughing? You think I'm funny? Like a clown? Do I amuse you?"

[@TonyG0724]

I love good fellas

[@bypasssecurity6361]

"We aren't the ones sitting here in that condition" I laughed so hard.

[@sinreapergames3484]

I love this guy. 😂

[@nfltrrrqwsa7512]

Glad for you. Move on.

[@sixfiftyfive2386]

@@nfltrrrqwsa7512object to form

[@weglarz]

"I can't even get past my initial questions!" "That's because you're a weak lawyer" holy shit this is so funny

[@billrussell7672]

Truth hurts

[@bricksampson654]

This is called controlling the questioner. Mr. Abrams is the best. Obviously the fat lawyer is fucking with him, I was waiting for him to ask him, “so mr. Abrams how many men have u made love too?”

[@meganziegler3968]

@@bricksampson654 If by best you mean, charging people for responding to claims made against him? He ended up getting a suspension, violating court orders, receiving a restraining order and having the Special Master issue sanctions and even sit in on the next deposition b'c he was again refusing to answer questions, then yeah..he's the best!

[@bricksampson654]

@@meganziegler3968, Megan the dude rocks! He is phucking hilarious! He owned the tub o lard! U sound like a highly sensitive chick. U need to relax a little big, maybe grab a massage, a glass of wine, a nice steak, and a solid romp in the bedroom babe. U don’t have to be so offended all the time, we can find humor in everything. This country used to be a fun, loving, rip each other a part and laugh universe, sweetheart. I love that they suspended him, pretty sure he could care less. Thanks hot mamma.

[@soffa93]

You're weak, you're out of control, and you've become a disgrace to yourself and your law firm.

[@matt-marque]

It’s like dueling spellcasters “object to form”

[@ArmandoJacox]

He was the attorney for a company I worked for and I remember him clear as day saying to me “you’re gonna get stiffed and if you want me to protect you I need you to pay me two grand.

[@RoxorTehCoxor]

I object to form

[@josephmother2659]

Bruh

[@daisyblooms4813]

@@RoxorTehCoxor MOVE ON

[@RoxorTehCoxor]

@@daisyblooms4813 I'm gonna rule to strike that from evidence and I object to form

[@RoxorTehCoxor]

@@daisyblooms4813 and if you reply one more time I'm leaving. I'm a licensed and distinguished KZbin commenter. UNBLEMISHED in my record.

[@avisco01]

Imagine being a master. Going through your day knowing you’re a master and everyone knows it as well. Now imagine the day you meet the SPECIAL master.

[@broncotrolly]

I am the special master and i commend you

[@endokrin7897]

Lol. This is such a corny comment. But now I realize I'm not a master, and certainly not a SPECIAL master.

[@xekind]

It's like thinking you're hot stuff for dedicating your life to chess and becoming a grandmaster, only to meet a Super grandmaster.

[@dudewholikesfood6769]

@@broncotrolly much wow

[@Frip36]

The special master is Sam Elliot in giant cowboy hat.

[@CrackberryMe]

The Attorney looks like he'd rather be behind the wheel of his 1980's Porsche going fast..He's a whole Vibe

[@tylerarrigoni7700]

I'm sure the jurors could see that deep down, like really deep down, he's a very sweet and honest man....like really deep down. Super deep.

[@danielx555]

Way, way, way down.

[@r3zxrekt911]

Yeah extremely way long down

[@Justicesfor]

Very long deep down super long and very every deep btw object to form

[@TheGreenTaco999]

At least one in 20 people convicted turn out innocent, that can be you if you don't like playing the legal game and fighting tooth and nail. Bro asking what those pills were isn't a relevant question

[@lucasdefalco2612]

Seeing him down 10+ Dexatrim in 10 minutes tells me Mr. Abrams didn't sleep before this deposition. In fact, he probably hasn't slept in a week!

[@ericak3118]

🤣🤣

[@salvandorum]

He has an actor's head, a provocateur' s logic and a comic's timing. This chap should get into politics.

[@deadbodybaby1]

🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@apexkilla]

A comic’s timing? Do explain.

[@goldenbrunswicker9117]

@@apexkilla a lot of comedy is timing. Some would say all or most. This guy makes comments at the intervals that people find amusing.

[@slyjokerg]

He DOES sort of look like Ron Silver, now that you mention it.

[@Virologic]

Omg true

[@IssTrip]

That transition into him say, “So we’re gonna move to strike that as irrelevant, object to form, and that its gonna lead to non discoverable evidence” was priceless.. I was like woah, this guy did not come to play anybody’s game but his own 🤣🤣🤣

[@grantniemeyer7411]

I like him! 😁

[@IssTrip]

@@grantniemeyer7411 Me too

[@mitchfatel1]

Don't know if he's guilty or not but man I'd want him to represent me if I was in trouble 😅

[@paulofreire9174]

@@grantniemeyer7411 That’s what I’m saying!? I know he’s a jerk but I love the way this guy operates.

[@j.goebbels2134]

​@@grantniemeyer7411 I think he is likely a POS (I mean he's a lawyer), but I would likely love him as a lawyer, if he would lay off those pills and whatever beverage is in that cup.

[@youngsamsta]

My guy poppin them shits like skittles and chasin the subway cup with the mug 😂😂 he’s just tryin to f*ck w them at this point lol I love it

[@Sam-qg1dy]

When he squints for a few seconds, to pretend that he's recalling memories and then vaguely avoids to answer..... Lawyers....

[@DontGoogleDinosaurWith500Teeth]

Its not about what you know its about what you can prove

[@veertsucks]

Haha so true I loved those parts. Would have been better if he squinted and then said “actually go fuck yourself”

[@Numizard]

reminds me of that scene from the wolf of wall street where ming is eating pastries and when the lawyers ask him if he knows a guy he looks at the ceiling, nodding and going 'hmmm' and when they ask 'Do you recall?' he goes 'No, no I don't'

[@veertsucks]

@@Numizard I honestly loved that part as well lol.

[@mosaicmatt]

This is like Brett Kavanaugh’s Scotus confirmation hearings

[@JA-mq3os]

If this deposition was ever reconvened I would pay to see part two.

[@lubaniskie]

@DW Palme inaccurate representation of events and outcome. Refer to the video description below the video. Licence is suspended for a year and 90 days in addition to a two year probation.

[@montagraph818]

@@lubaniskie He lost his license for a year and 90 days so it wasn't inaccurate.

[@lubaniskie]

@@montagraph818 losing your license and getting it suspended are two different things, and you know that

[@solanumsurvivor]

@@lubaniskie its one year suspension ... 90 days served, 9 months stayed on condition ... essentially a 3 month suspension and then probation

[@lubaniskie]

@@solanumsurvivor is that LOSING YOUR LICENCE is my point?

[@kevinmercer5111]

“I mean we’re not the ones sitting here in that condition.” Very Deniro esque!

[@chucknasty8090]

Hahaha ya that was fuckin ruthless

[@justinc4924]

dude ate like 5 adderall in 3 minutes

[@satiresalesman6545]

“We’re not the ones who are sitting here in that condition” is the most savage way to call someone fat I’ve heard 15:48

[@picturemetrollin2093]

I can almost guarantee this dude snorted at least two lines of coke off of his briefcase in his car before he walked in for this deposition. lol

[@patrickjordan2233]

Spun out, looks to me?

[@chrisgardner8136]

2 lol... that sucker was higher than boat gas lmao

[@DinduMuffins]

I bet it's some type of amphetamine like phentermine. He made a comment about how the pills he took could help the guy lose weight, and phentermine is a prescribed pill that gets you super motivated and euphoric. They show up as amphetamine if you take a drug test

[@ToldAlthea]

Patrick Jordan It’s beyond regular blow. This is meth, free base , pills and days of no sleep presenting themselves here.

[@ToldAlthea]

And I looked it up, March 12 2018 was a Monday. He was still on the same pipe which he jumped on Thursday night 3/14.

[@JamesWatheist]

"You can't object! You can only answer questions, you can't object!" Response: "I just did."

[@ajp4860]

This is like an SNL skit. Starring John Belushi. 🤣

[@tajcee]

I can totally see that holy shit 😂😂

[@p.delatorre2386]

Yeah, maybe I don't have my glasses on but Bradley Cooper can play the Qualude popping lawyer!😄

[@neteruhathor]

Right!🤣🤣🤣

[@oakleydavid7619]

He looks a lot like belushi

[@dcg509]

Yeah, John Belushi now

[@marjeanroman964]

“What I can tell you is, if you took some it would take some of that weight off” 😂😂😂

[@ericalexander5890]

I've never seen Julian without a drink in his hand!

[@erockisfat]

hellll yea lol fucking lower your drink in fromt of julian!

[@Whiskey.T.Foxtrot]

Mr. Lahey is opposing council. 😂

[@silverblackcanuck208]

@@Whiskey.T.Foxtrot He said he was fat so it's probably Bo Bandy

[@chad969]

As soon as I saw this guy I did a control F on the word "Julian" to find this comment

[@PJ-qx5yt]

fucking GOLD!

[@themaskedlawstudent]

As a law student I love watching this from time to time

[@Finn-pi5vo]

Objection

[@mattmatt7800]

I kind of like him for some reason. Is he completely in the wrong?

[@nfltrrrqwsa7512]

Congratulations. Move on.

[@anomiemnemonical578]

Chat GPT will replace 90% of you morons

[@michaelman9358]

Really? You're proud to see that's what awaits you in the future? I wish I seen this in law school so I would have never gotten my bar.

[@walidbahhur8132]

I don’t know this guy but I guarantee he’s been named in a lawsuit before LOL

[@wades2132]

Right?

[@ninanickel3103]

Truth. Usually if I forget there’s multiple occasions that lap over as in it’s happened a few times with one issue that has changed would be the only time I wouldn’t remember. Knowing about being a lawyer is a different circumstance.

[@tdog1983-v6c]

No shit eh

[@b0t155]

I think Robert was in the right here. Regardless of what he did or didn't do, the guy doing the deposition made himself look like a tool. I mean, some of those "questions" were obviously just character jabs. I'd have to take pills to not go off on that annoying clown too.

[@chrischurch4551]

Sure. The bb matter. Lol

[@itztheurge]

"We're not the ones sitting here in that condition". 😂😂😂

[@lucygoosey9777]

My Utility Company: Pay your bill asap Me: Object to form. Move to strike.

[@hamiltonharper]

This is the weirdest dungeons and dragons game I've ever seen

[@DavidDougherty99]

I love this guy

[@philbertphettbart7930]

THAT'S a great comment. Well done, you.

[@Pedro_Kantor]

Move to strike. *rolls dice*

[@anthonyramos1060]

Dude yes lol love this comment

[@thatchanguy]

Damn, I failed my perception check. Invisible motion denied.

[@mojonation1487]

It's like they got all the worst lawyers in the country together in one room.

[@DinduMuffins]

Apparently the Abrams guy is a pretty good lawyer. I went to his business page and he's rated highly

[@DinduMuffins]

@jxhensley ah OK I didn't know

[@dfcvda]

Armerican lawyers weak, privilaged.

[@TheDude_Abides_]

@@dfcvda definitely not weak, and we can spell.

[@primarchkhas726]

@@dfcvda armerican?

[@churchofseabass9227]

guy could be a lawyer in any 80s-90s movie

[@childeroland78]

I wish Ron Silver was alive to play this guy in a film titled "OBJECT TO FORM"

[@feardotcm4651]

And Jamie Lee Curtis as the prosecutor

[@Jbird47978]

Lmao

[@jdolnick2741]

Perfect.

[@tdog1983-v6c]

I don’t even know how the hell u know who Ron silver is

[@childeroland78]

Blue Steel baby!!

[@ParkRangerStan]

Subway coffee, that was his first mistake.

[@phakeAccount]

loaded all the comments and did a ctrl + F just for this comment. Thank you!

[@t4t3r_t0tz5]

Subway is the only thing near all the court building and legal shit in denver lol

[@mikesgoodmann9349]

Subway anything is a mistake!

[@mikesgoodmann9349]

@@t4t3r_t0tz5 There's only a Subway there? I'd find a new profession!

[@tammyduke4213]

Omg. No doubt he is acting this way‼️ because the Justice system is corrupt as is. We do not know anyone in this video. How much judgmental a lot of the comments. Like his hair, his beard his Subway coffee. He may be guilty of something I believe we all are. You get to a point you are just sick of so much that is ridiculous. Also on the other hand his behavior being he is a dishonest Attorney, if that’s the case? Then this no doubt shows who is making money with peoples lives literally

[@andyz9793]

I love that they both end up laughing at different points. Both aware of the absurdity on two different levels.

[@heatison11]

​@@rickysmith2184object to form

[@humanbeing23456]

Wife: Who was that girl you were with? Me: To my recollection, I don’t recall, object to form.

[@godly04]

You know you've made it when you've earned the title of 'Special master.'

[@3macnooz]

Word

[@broncotrolly]

Umm this guy is being super rude omg please get me special master on the phone! Special master! Help!

[@shinzontheta]

Its apparently a ten dollar word for a judge proxy.....basically guy who act as a judge in low level suitations where a judge is normally not required.

[@shinzontheta]

@@RandomKZbin123 thanks for the clarification

[@StrangeTripNH]

@@RandomKZbin123 object to form, question asked and answered AND…. Medical privilege. I’m striking that from the record and motioning for a sanction. Let the record show.

[@phil5992]

My wife at times will bitch me out about something and I'll just randomly look her in the eyes and say "object to form. Move on." And we both start laughing.

[@TDOLLA]

lol still to this day whenever my girlfriend says something I dislike or is critical of me I like to hit with an “object to form, move on” It never fails to entertain me. “can you please shut the bathroom light off when you leave the bathroom?” “object to form, move on”

[@daisyblooms4813]

haha love that

[@Bubbles99718]

Why do u leave the light on?

[@TDOLLA]

@@Bubbles99718I occasionally leave the light on after having used the bathroom… usually it happens after I shower and get ready. It was just an easy example it’s not really a big issue we have or something that comes up a lot

[@MrAMandTM]

This is the greatest law firm ad I've ever watched. Mr. Abrams has my business if ever I need a criminal, attorney.

[@djc2152]

Dude pops pills, then when asked if he took drugs, alcohol, etc, nods yes while answering no lol!

[@ktktktktktktkt]

The specific wording was, after the person asking the question corrected himself, "Have you taken any drugs before you came to the deposition today?" Thus, he could have answered no to this question while being truthful, while taking drugs just prior to asking the question.

[@Jasonhoods]

@@ktktktktktktkt He was clearly lying with that statement. Try saying "no" a couple of times while you nod your head "yes". It's hard to do

[@x-raymind7778]

This is the most entertaining video on KZbin hands down

[@jakobtaliaferro1960]

@@Jasonhoods the question was had he taken drugs or alcohol PRIOR to the deposition meaning before it started. He took those pills DURING the deposition not PRIOR so he is not lying.

[@tapusatele]

@@Jasonhoods literally not hard at all.

[@Johanmiami1]

“ We’re not the ones sitting here in that condition “ might be one of the coldest statements I’ve ever heard.

[@2KCamaroZ28SS]

It was hilarious.

[@bredenis5]

Please tell me that I am not the only person who literally laughed out loud.

[@117delta]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😭

[@nycgirltee]

And then the silence 😂 he is something else!

[@ericcouts7258]

“Are you on any pills or alcohol?” *says no but nods yes*

[@SuperFedorov91]

This is the greatest KZbin video

[@InvisibleVisions]

“Mr. Abrams, are you really a human being?” “To my recollection, I don’t recall."

[@NickolaySheitanov]

This has nothing to do with this matter he was answering dude just asking stupid questions

[@betweenlamppost]

I must have watched this video 28 times, and I come back every 6 months to watch it again, it’s the funniest video I have ever seen , therapeutic as well as pure comedy!

[@sumyunguy08]

It's great, but I think pastor David Taylor has the best deposition

[@betweenlamppost]

@@sumyunguy08 I just watched it , very funny but also so sad to see this so called pastor take money from the poor , run it thru the ministry tax free, and spend it on excessive stuff! Anyway I still think this attorney dude and his sidekick is the funniest thing ever! In fact I’m going to watch it now, it’s been awhile 🤣

[@Elechick]

@@sumyunguy08have you seen Michelle’s deposition?

[@tdog1983-v6c]

I’ve probably watched it 100x

[@betweenlamppost]

@@tdog1983-v6c it’s a classic 🤣

[@tapusatele]

I liked this guy better when he was selling suits at Men’s Warehouse.

[@dashcamandy2242]

Next career move is Greasy Used Car Salesman.

[@alexovercast3359]

You're going to object to form, I guarantee it.

[@Mmeeks187]

Special master sounds like somebody’s “safe word” 😅

[@BronzeBullBalls]

This is like a Scorsese movie where the main character is spiraling out of control at the end.

[@ajack1312]

@Cheesy Jay Duh, this is the scenes leading up to it, IE Liotta coked out seein helicopters lmao

[@Frip36]

Far from being out of control. He is extremely in control.

[@adamivester9789]

@@ajack1312 don't forget he's got Spaghetti going on the stove too lol 😂

[@cominroitover80]

Hell yeah you'd have devo playing in the background while the narrator lists everything that the feds siezed from his house while also listening the drugs he does to keep him going

[@patriciachamberlain1135]

Retired paralegal here. He's hilarious. I loved the entire depo. Fighting lawyers, on point, are entertaining to me, knowing some of which was objected by the lawyer being deposed actually is real. More please, and thanks for posting.

[@irift3]

I love all the smooth brain people commenting that they guy being recorded is unprofessional. When in fact, he's the best of the bunch. The guy behind the camera can say whatever he wants to rile up the one being deposed without seeing his reaction or goading. Fucking coward.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

I like how the legal beagle had his 🕶 up in his long hair so far he could not find them is funny. It's like the PD officers, deputies who wear 🕶 on their 🧢. 🤔

[@johnmarsh8159]

Do you know how this subpoena ended? Or case? Non lawyer here, just interested

[@Bruce4lmighty]

@@johnmarsh8159It’s all written in the description

[@DevEastVan]

"Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door" Shaggy: Object to form move on

[@debralol8447]

😆 🤣

[@canileaveitblank1476]

SHAGGY!

[@tarawilliams8547]

Have you been named in a criminal action? Mr. Abrams: OBJECTION!! WASN'T ME.

[@goyogo2601]

Every time I am deposed, I watch this for inspiration.

[@NobodiesBusinessimo]

And how many times in the past have you been deposed? You need to answer my questions

[@CRSDMW]

Object to form. ​@@NobodiesBusinessimo

[@dylannolan7454]

@@NobodiesBusinessimoattorney client privilege Object to form