Desert Stop Part 2 - Road to E3

[@Furiouspenguin27]

“WHAT COMES NEXT JORDAN?” Jordan wakes up in a cold sweat 5 years later

[@dacoldstone3764]

I hope he has nightmares to this day

[@reversepsycho410]

5 years plus 4 now we old

[@antony1397]

@@reversepsycho410 I really gotta get on my shit and save every last one of these videos to a hard drive, a few have already been lost and the quality has already decreased since youtube changed it's codec a few years back. Gonna have to get a few of the missing ones off internet archive.

[@KingChiggy]

"I want to go see what is in that valley over there" -Aleks plotting to murder Jordan lol

[@Lzyboy49]

I like your thinking sir

[@XchunkyboyX]

I can just imagine some random tourist seeing these four guys walking out in the middle of the desert. A guy holding a camera, I guy wearing a fedora looking unamused, a guy wearing a girl's hat, and a guy wearing a hoodie. IN THE DESERT.

[@xyzcannon234]

How is kootra's hat a girls hat

[@gieron666]

i bet that imagined guy would think "oh look 4 teenage tourists, lost in the desert"

[@XchunkyboyX]

xyzcannon234 no dan's is. It has a butterfly on it.

[@jodiemaegaming5255]

xyzcannon234 he was referring to Dan's butterfly hat

[@gieron666]

Jodie Verberne so whos the guy holding a camera ?

[@DerWaidmann_]

I'm trying to fathom how amazing this trip would have been with Seamus...

[@athalia3661]

As soon as they said desert he would have gotten out and hitchhiked back to town lol

[@Darklordd123]

sarcastic

[@Darklordd123]

he would have been "Oh boy, I can't wait to go to the desert this is going to be SOOOOOOOOO~ fun"

[@ChampionofShadowsAE]

They passed up Michael Jackson's former home to visit a tunnel in the middle of nowhere

[@dwikboss99]

and to visit a tree with a face

[@shadowreaper2706]

The mysterious tree is way better than Michael Jackson's house

[@Mickr4]

Who care about Mj's former home ?

[@ChampionofShadowsAE]

Mickr4 i'd say everyone who likes his music

[@ChampionofShadowsAE]

Aleks Yo after this, i feel like Aleks and James won't want to go XD

[@davidhap11]

Thank god Seamus didn't go with them; he would have never left the vehicle

[@Matoro9902]

I died at "pack of wild hippies"

[@AzikuraProductions]

Should complain to the fucking dealership

[@MrThesped]

It is a Chevy that was their first mistake

[@JohnJohnson-ct2tf]

MrThesped Yup

[@marsh1998]

MrThesped yup lol

[@TheFunnyChannel25]

Chevy sucks ass rather drive a Prius then a chevy

[@TheLastCol]

Why not the rental place who gave them the car?

[@JupiterSailfish]

I blame the fedora for them not being able to make it.

[@Stewbedale]

LordQuadricorn Man I hate the stereotype behind fedoras. I actually like the way they look lol

[@F4T4L3FF3CTx78]

Stewbedale It's fine when they're combined with the appropriate clothes. When people wear fedoras all the time with jeans/tshirt, it's just retarded

[@Stewbedale]

F4TAL3FFECT That's fair enough I guess. I usually only wear one while also wearing a nice jacket.

[@llewyn506]

TheJupiterSailfish don't you fucking drag on fedoras man. they're fucking awesome

[@lpagent235]

Stewbedale j

[@tubbymanification]

My question is... What in the world would have caused Dan and Jordan to think that venturing off into the desert without offroad vehicles to a half-mile tunnel that leads to nothing but an abandoned shack was a good idea?

[@SonicChaocc]

it was a good idea because of the youtube content.

[@kevinjockey12]

It was a good idea because they could have left Jordan stranded in the desert.

[@MacScotteh]

I don't know about anyone else, but I recently watched a vid by Rhett and Link, where they talked about their adventures to the Burro-Schmidt tunnel, so hearing the Creatures talk about it too is pretty cool haha :)

[@TheM00tard]

I'm glad I'm not the only one. :)

[@TheProdigyFish]

Same lol

[@NanciRE4]

Yeah same here, ironic how Dan was wearing his Minecraft shirt lol

[@waymundbean]

That's how I knew about it

[@MacScotteh]

Haha, it's cool to know lots of people thought the same thing :D

[@GreyOatmeal]

The energy in these videos is the best kind of chaotic, good days

[@walkerstevens]

I've been out to the Mojave Desert, it is the quietest place I have ever been to.

[@matthewrandall8217]

Sometimes it makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[@corpteroblivion3995]

de'pool wilson LOL

[@condog56]

It's not that quiet in New Vegas. Damnit Bethesda, ya fucked up.

[@micaiahreese]

9:58 aww did you see that. Aleks slowed down to walk next to James

[@abbysally]

#NovaHD

[@flyingpigs1120]

Seamus would be mad. #Jeamus

[@Migster257]

#UberMortalPKC

[@fhgdngdfh]

#Jalecks

[@gaarax5414]

aww

[@CavernCub]

There needs to be more road trips in the future cause these are too funny

[@kevinjockey12]

Yea man, maybe there will be more…

[@AlexGwynne]

If you do this again next year could you hoop up some web-cams inside the car to a switcher on a laptop, get some cool multi-cam action and a dashcam going. Maybe play some word games etc, switching between the view of the back seats, dashcam etc.

[@goldyy999]

sPACEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Soysause767]

Just have the worlds longest internet cable hanging from the back of the car

[@gaming-rav7736]

Vesparoth Wifi cars

[@kotarodesu_23]

Well I'm afraid to be the bearer of bad news...

[@simonlau3138]

@@kotarodesu_23 That's fucked

[@Hendlton]

This without a joke could have been someone else who asked for a 4x4 vehicle but they got this and they got stuck and died in the desert because the guy/girl in the rental company doesn't know how to do his/her job.

[@ace2high]

If you manage to get off the lot without noticing you probably have it coming.

[@Hendlton]

ace2high Well,they didn't notice.

[@Garvak]

I honestly enjoy stops like this, the nonexistent pillars, and the mystery tree to Neverland Ranch.

[@kevinjockey12]

You must be the only passenger in the car on your road-trips.

[@AamitMorthos]

I wonder if Sly and Seamus are just sitting at the office watching these and laughing their asses off.

[@Seanthaniel]

Oh they definitely are. I can almost guarantee that they are.

[@AgentSeamoose]

If Seamus was/is watching this, I'm sure he'd say something along the lines of, "Look at 'em go! God, they're out in the middle of Bufu fucking Egypt!"

[@greenteakewpie]

I've never heard Dan laugh so hard. I love it. Aleks' face was priceless.

[@luissarmiento2501]

Started my creature binge to reminisce over simpler days 😭

[@Lasersniper15]

Hey I have been through that tunnel. The dude got lazy toward the ends though, cause it gets crouching size the last 300 ft.

[@WWJDleinad050]

Damn, I'd be claustrophobic as fuck. Is there enough room to turn your body around at the end?

[@Lasersniper15]

Oh it is wide enough to turn around, it just is short. Plus he did tunnel to the other side. So you can actually walk out and look at the surrounding hills.

[@JustMoistGaming]

I wouldn't call it being "lazy" hahahahah 34-38 years of straight digging through a Mountain by himself.

[@Lasersniper15]

JustMoistGaming True, but if his goal was to travel through the mountain consistently you think he would have made it easy to travel through.

[@JustMoistGaming]

Michael Lasersniper Also true, but he was probably just getting old and his back was curving down so maybe he was getting shorter in that sense and only able to hit lower ;)

[@grianlink6954]

i heard about this on a good mythical morning episode

[@jacobcheves899]

Oh good im not the only one

[@lil_gaming_dude8099]

Is it the one of the guy digging over +30 years?

[@AwesomeOstree]

Same here, good mythical morning :D

[@gieron666]

yea it was called the real minecrafter or something like that

[@endless013]

same, I'm sort of wishing they did make it to the pee stink tunnel and were like "we missed MJ's house for a piss cave... thanks Dan"

[@lalaland12]

When they got stuck the first thing I thought of was The Hills Have Eyes lmao

[@SpoonDawg]

Hope the Creatures do a road trips every time they go to these big events. Its weirdly entertaining watching these guys just live and react to certain events and situations.

[@MisterNBG]

1:31 "I'm waiting for cannibals to jump over this hill and fuck us all in the ass" - Aleks Trust me Aleks, we the viewers are waiting for that too! **grabs popcorn**

[@Altira]

I would have absolutely loved to see Seamus reaction to being trapped there.

[@zayjackindustires]

It's almost time...

[@NickTasy]

3:32...Oh my fucking god....listen to the car's engine. That thing is fucking cranking. Like that damn car has been doing 70-80mph all fucking day in the searing California heat, non stop...that thing must be hot enough to fucking have a barbecue on...my god..

[@OzWasTaken]

+Nick Tasy poor thing ;(

[@MrCrasherdog]

well i mean they did go 90 mi/h last video.

[@kingtutspro]

Best episode yet!

[@nooblord4429]

"A pack of wild hippies" - Alexs

[@iamdatte]

I remember watching Rhett & Link talk about the place they were going to in GMM :D

[@BlackVeilBridesluva]

Totally the same, I knew it was gonna be that

[@True.Light.]

I don't think you guys want to go here next year. Someone might be waiting for you ...on top of the hills. Just when you think it's safe, the Bare Minimum Bandits will show up out of nowhere and scream "WHAT DID YOU SEE !?"

[@02ellimacaira]

What we've seen in footage so far (non-particular order): »death-stare dog »other dogs »a big ass hole/grave on the beach and jordan jumping over it »strange bug and right claw of crab »mountain (hill/cliff) climbing »two men getting wet near the golden gate bridge »random man with his pants off »hotel room shenanigans and green pool »waking up the children for the start of a long trip »man swimming at hotel pool at 5 in the morning »blow-drying of shoes »I hops stop + story of the truckstop guzzler »hard hitting questions (card form) »a whole lot of extreme close ups of the side of jordan's face as well as aleks' and james' reactions to whatever »a winking tree »a yellow bench »cut-out-display-thingy shenanigans »strange man who they believe is going to shank them »a car turning left at a no left turn road »man eating corn on the cob at the side of the road/someone's yard (?) »telephone posts sticking out of the ground »big-rat-possum-meerkat creatures »rock throwning contest (kind of) »an animal(?) carcass on a stick being carried by aleks who is chasing james and jordan with it »a convoy of pretty serious looking trucks »brown (lots of it) »much windmills (spinning together in unison) »the home depot »dare-devil driving »giant hills of sand »a bunch of ants »some pretty fear-filled faces »a wheel that sunk in the sand »dan's cavity »esplorin' »a pile of brown (poop?) »expressions of fatigue and defeat

[@Justahappykitty]

God bless you noticed Dan's cavity too

[@jeslynlxy]

should also restate the real huge dick hahha

[@JayWalkZ]

Aleks is expecting the bare minimum bandits.

[@SPOOKiE_GRND]

Damn, if they made it though. James and Aleks woulda freaked out at the huge bloodstain on the tunnel.

[@Coreace03]

Lol, " a pack of wild hippies " XD

[@mysoulisinmysmile]

Yep... I am a little upset that you guys didn't skip this instead of Neverland but that's okay. I enjoy watching your guys' adventures. Also, it amuses me your guys' freak out with the ants and the barren desert. Probably because I am an Arizonan and desert is my life. But basically you guys went hiking which I enjoy as well. And when I researched this place it is absolutely gorgeous. It's the type of land that makes me love nature.

[@XerthoksHD]

I learned something today, its not always the sights we get to see that is entertaining. Its the unfortunate shit that happens to the crew. That... Is the best part of this whole road trip.

[@FoosballFurry]

Goddamnit who let Aleks handle the camera

[@barangulbey5691]

Nobody?

[@pickanick123]

HipoLaBaran o Aleks did have the camera at one point...

[@vicentegeonix]

***** Does not mean they let him have it...

[@dxjohncenacaz]

TotalX48 8 months old, I know, but still, nobody said anything about letting him have it, you dumbass. The guy who posted asked who let Aleks HANDLE the camera. They gave him the camera to record for a little bit, so yes, they DID let him handle it.

[@vicentegeonix]

dxjohncenacaz 8 months and you call me a dumbass for something i dont really give a fuck anymore....good job i guess dude you win the cookies o.o

[@SiesTheSky]

see , they are all having fun and and being happy together as friends, what happened in a game, stays in the game.

[@roundhouse87]

I'm starting to think The Creatures need to stop doing gameplay and just do Travel videos. These are f-ing great. I've been a fan since the old Junkyard & Gang days and these are turning out to be my favorite videos. Keep'em comin' boys!!!

[@mrtinklez3345]

18:03 Aleks just magicked up a hat? Why didn't he magic up a four wheel car?!?!

[@Seanthaniel]

This is kind of how Breaking Bad started. We just need someone to take their pants off and point a gun at an oncoming car.

[@KnishG]

Incorrect. Really really incorrect

[@Seanthaniel]

Knish G. And you mind telling me what's incorrect? And don't say anything about the location and how they're stuck.

[@KnishG]

Well for starters they're not making meth.

[@bencarlson8997]

SeanTheGamer Don't listen to him Sean, You're right. Godspeed

[@zCopyCatz]

more like "Hill Have Eyes"

[@WWEFAN952]

aleks by far has had the best facial expressions this trip. he cracks me up so much.

[@thegrtodin25]

It makes it even better that James was wearing a cannibals shirt when they got stuck lol.

[@TheMoldyToad]

Hannibal

[@Sinnsanity]

i thought it said Hannibal in reference to the show.

[@thegrtodin25]

srry i couldn't really tell lol.

[@juggernauttoast]

Wow, it’s kinda nostalgic watching these videos again 4 years later but it’s kinda depressing

[@MrCrasherdog]

Looking back on this, I forgot how hilarious it was seeing Jordan laugh when Aleks was trying to be serious XD

[@MaxCaufieldsHellaCopter]

This is the last known footage of the creatures....

[@chloway420]

awwww whenever aleks stopped to walk next to james :3 that's adorable

[@HectorMElias]

About 2 weeks ago I saw The Hills Have Eyes, and that's all I could think of

[@TheManlyMan12100]

Out in the middle of fucking nowhere with basically no food, no source of communication, and a fucking FRONT WHEEL DRIVE CAR. I mean I know it's all fun and all but I'm pissed at Jordan for not taking the time to even check if it was 4 wheel drive. Why would you even make a front wheel drive van anyways?

[@LazyYoumu]

All vans (carrier vans and minivans) are FWD. And technically this isn't a van. It is a mid-size SUV.

[@AntG03sCr4zy]

he called it a van hahahhaa.

[@chavoguerrero9560]

sour patch kids?????

[@averageluke181]

I cant believe they stopped for the nonexistent garbage pillars and the mystery tree and skipped trolling at Micheal Jackson's house!

[@razzaclarke7278]

Dont fuck with the mystery tree

[@nathanjtjw]

Or the mystery tree fucks you

[@Xerzi7]

12:16 perfect metaphor for this trip lol

[@DoggoRides]

Rip 15 Frames per Second

[@brsyonchan505]

Doggy Rampage yeah but as hello to 60 frames per second

[@TheRandomLetsplays]

I love these videos, they are so fun to watch.

[@ohshiastheres]

What game is this? The graphics look really good.

[@trollvakin]

"Real life simulator" the graphics are good, but the gameplay sucks.

[@dartcrashe]

"Weird men visiting weird attractions in California"

[@Overused_MayMay]

The servers are really shitty too. You can never find a good one.

[@supranormal_]

Brink

[@BombSFX]

ET: The game.

[@sebastiananzures7398]

11:42 that little talk about the valley and the way James walks away is just so funny to me

[@DolanTheProDuck]

Well, you always have next year! So maybe then you could get a 4 wheel-drive and plan it a little better!

[@DolanTheProDuck]

Maybe the next Creatures go camping!

[@AlessandraJello]

They have gone camping on a creature teacher but another would be fun

[@MythicalRedFox]

Hooray for a positive attitude! :D Personally I'm enjoying this series greatly even though they're fucking it all up. x3

[@DolanTheProDuck]

I love these myself, this is pure quality footage of them goofing around! :D

[@derpkrug3915]

This is a good setup for lost tapes

[@TeamChaoticHawkeye]

I can already see the news report. "Four KZbinrs stuck in the middle of the desert,laughing at their situation."

[@Frankie007Gaming]

Even if the stops fail its still HILARIOUS !!!!

[@ChaseDorman]

Hahaha chevy runs deep... INTO THE FUCKING SAND!

[@MBMC99]

odd future

[@nebula8000]

I was actually crying for the first half of the video

[@alecheiser1333]

No offense Koots, but, being someone who drives off-road regularly, I can say that you obviously don't. Sometimes you need to go a little faster than seems safe. Momentum is often your best friend when it comes to driving on materials like sand.

[@zarsasilver]

Momentum doesn't help much when you're driving a FWD car with summer tires on loose gravel. There's no way they would've made it.

[@lballin23]

@@zarsasilver true. Plus if stuck, you have to set it on low gear and not give it much gas. The more gas you give it the more stuck you become

[@Gearoftime]

They could have built James' Desert Rose out there

[@seanbm39]

Btw incase anyone was wondering, they made it about 30% of the way down that road to the tunnel

[@cypressketch]

i really hope you guys try this again this year!!

[@MacGhoul]

They're doing it right now!

[@gruuno]

Mac Ghoul Liar... :P

[@patrickliveset3598]

You know.. is it weird i wanna go through this with someone? being stuck in the fuckin middle of no where?

[@chrismartin6427]

I think you are meant to say in the middle of but fuck nowhere 😂

[@patrickliveset3598]

Chris martin buttfuck* nowhere.

[@penguinmaster7]

+Patrick Liveset bufu egypt*

[@patrickliveset3598]

Goggles Tigerkhan why would i be in egypt. you do know thats not egypt right. egypt is nowhere and i mean NO. WHERE. near where they were. I mean to say butt fuck nowhere. it basically means to be lost in the middle of nowhere.

[@penguinmaster7]

Patrick Liveset ssohpkc uses "bufu egypt" in the same context, and it means the exact same thing. but of course you don't know that. you seem like the kind who takes things more literally than i do, so ol' sarcastic seamus is probably the bane of your existence.

[@CodeDarkBlue]

I love these guys so much...

[@juanpi327]

18:02 Aleks materializes James's hat out of thin air.

[@einKolner]

I love how even though he's accepted his fate, James is always smiling

[@SirForwyn]

I would literally do anything to be a creature and have this much fun...

[@MrMark1n1]

Man I was really eager to see what they were gonna see and when Dan was talking about the cave I really wanted to see it

[@Unwantedattention]

I can't believed you skipped the Neverland ranch

[@hannaharvey1210]

Its funny watching them freak out because Ive been camping out in that same desert my whole life so Im so used to it but its so new and scary to them lol

[@NyxYuren]

Isn't this how horror movies begin, xD

[@217adaptiveperspective]

Hills have eyes 3

[@curlybre55]

Lol i check every day for these updates they are the funniest thing ever! Alex freaked out!!!

[@silenceafterviolence2596]

*James zooming in on Aleks* "Oh my god what the fuCk"

[@TheAustone88]

I get that they know nothing about offroading and that they had a FWD car (which I'm surprised a mid range suv like that isn't AWD at least) but they could have had a chance of making it if they lowered the air psi in their tires, stayed in the previous car tracks, and were easy on the throttle. But its still amusing to watch them struggle and to see them go on these adventures. Love these videos and love the creatures! Keep it up!

[@dirtbag4319]

"now we're pushing our way to our fucking destination"

[@kuntay88]

man i had to laugh so hard at 1:24 "what the fuck comes next Jordan"... Jordan just laughing his ass off.. i wished they made more of these activities and shared them on youtube.

[@LizzieHD2000]

this is why they made 4 wheel drive

[@SeedNoctis]

They asked for one, but the dealer screwed them over.

[@grunt21onrobo]

They got 3 wheel drive

[@LizzieHD2000]

grunt21onrobo is that even a drive ?

[@LizzieHD2000]

SeedNoctis i know i was just stating a fact for my brother who like why are they stuck

[@HaydnOwnsYou]

This series of videos has possibly been the funniest content I've seen from you guys so far, well done guys! :)

[@ntsystem]

Can you guys please do CREATURES go camping (Like legit ones) not RV/recreation camps. Real forest camp. If you guys see this, it'd be awesome.

[@Mattpond90]

Man, Jordan has really Jordaned this trip up so far.

[@bobbaeba]

18:02 Is Aleks a fucking wizard?

[@margaux6083]

OMG.. I JUST SEEN IT LOL

[@EroticMammoth]

Would explain how he got the money to buy all those damn CS:GO cases...

[@TerrificDreams]

You're a wizard Aleks

[@TheRagefires]

The first 2 minutes of this video is Creature Gold. *Edit*: Actually this entire video should go down in a Hall of Fame or something of the sort.

[@fenderbender12233]

I just realized this was exactly a year ago

[@Devtareal]

DANGIT I MISSED IT

[@Devtareal]

well I guess I can do it next year.

[@MrTheAwall]

This is like a bad family vacation with Dan and Koots as the parents and James and Aleks as the two kids.

[@RawbsPistDoff]

I feel like Nova can adapt to any situation. Haha

[@MrSizzly]

This gotta be the best goddamn series ever

[@MikePiwko]

RIP The Creatures | Cause of death: Last Chance Road

[@SirBritishTeabags]

I was just thinking, that would be a great start to the new Purge movie.

[@s41-ka77]

The golden days :c

[@HiltonHeartless]

I LOVE THESE ADVENTURES That cowboy impression of Alek'es tho XD

[@16.chapel]

I FUCKING CALLED THAT IT WAS THAT TUNNEL FROM GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING. I SYKIK

[@dannyp4303]

I was thinking of it too! about how Rhett and link said it was a terrible road to get there.

[@TonyisToking]

Danny P Two groups of unrelated KZbinrs traveled the same road. It's gonna be a huge tourist attraction in no time. Kappa.

[@Sirkwill]

"Well then it's a valley peninsula." Hahaha

[@jesuschrist1953]

8:52 I remember hearing about this on GMM!