Designing Terrible Merch

[@Eros-187]

I'd sell my soul for any of these merch pieces.

[@Snatch2]

That's because James Marriott viewers don't have souls to begin with.

[@Shazlick]

Same.

[@Wixxteria]

same

[@madeleinebrett-matthewson71421]

even the tommy toe socks? 😆

[@Wixxteria]

@@madeleinebrett-matthewson71421 ESPECIALLY the tommy toe socks.

[@garmen-]

You can see he puts all his artistic talent into music.

[@abyss_rat]

ouch 💀took me a second

[@hanzadedonumcu693]

OH MY GOD SNAPPED

[@cowabanger]

LMAO😭

[@ediediedie]

“What’s the point in having friends if you don’t use them for money?” - James Marriott 2022

[@jamesmarriottsrecedinghairline]

Real

[@Fairlady533]

Real

[@landlandss7188]

Real

[@em90012]

Real

[@julesxoxxox]

Real

[@jae_vee]

Philza is so wonderful that James can call him up and tell him he wants to make a shirt of him rawdogging phil in a minecart and he will immediately say yes

[@Somedudewatchingyoutubee]

James and Phil are such an underrated duo

[@anuradivergent]

YEAH

[@mollyoreilly472]

The title is clickbaiting us, these designs aren't terrible... They are art.

[@The_Jester699]

That is very true

[@kaishimura6280]

I think the bear idea is great. Take a brown stuffed bear but it in a yellow sweater and a red beanie lastly with a guitar would look cool would probably sell a ton of them.

[@yukiboba1314]

I'm going to try and draw this! Bro it sounds so cute!!

[@kaishimura6280]

@@yukiboba1314 if you do may I please see it?

[@yahllinotfound]

@@yukiboba1314 may I see the result pls? If I may then tell me where you’re going to upload it I would love to see it

[@yukiboba1314]

@@kaishimura6280 yeah of course!

[@yukiboba1314]

@@yahllinotfound I got you 😉

[@living1311]

James is the kinda guy to see terrible merch and say "is anyone gonna design that?" And not wait for an answer. Great merch james!

[@akai_kinokowo]

YEEEEEESH

[@that_one_kid4280]

HOOTY?? ON A JAMES MARRIOT VIDEO!! IS THIS HEAVEN??????

[@living1311]

@@that_one_kid4280 HOOTY HOOT HOOT

[@currentlyatlas5074]

I absolutely hate this joke. It wasn't funny to begin with and now it is even less so.

[@akai_kinokowo]

@@currentlyatlas5074 nooooooo funny

[@sarahdougall9535]

I'm not even being sarcastic when I say that I genuinely think that James should design gag merch for every streamer and have them sell it. A lot of these are absolutely something I would buy just because I think it's funny

[@cowabanger]

honestly some of these are halfway decent, definitely not in a “WOW this is something id proudly wear” way, more in a “WOW this is something that doesnt look too bad on the eyes and its funny!” way.

[@octoarlo]

James is the kinda guy to see friends and say "Is anyone gonna exploit that for money?" And not wait for an answer

[@tarynmickey8131]

hearing people flirt with philza feels so scandalous, he is a married man james 😂

[@hatless9382]

So was your mum mate, that didn’t stop me

[@Amelia-rt8mt]

Ayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

[@eviescooler]

the mismatching socks and handkerchief were lowkey really good ideas

[@blisschai2608]

seeing the TOO CHEAP THIS IS ART in chat killed me😂

[@enszaiy6141]

you know its a good day when james uploads

[@jamesmarriottsrecedinghairline]

Real

[@garmen-]

Bro I’d unironically wear the shit out of the baked beanie

[@snake1socks]

i know he’s super goofy and everything abt serious topics but genuinely watching james’s videos have rlly helped me. I’m moving rn which isn’t too far from where i currently live but it’s still 30 mins from all my friends, changing schools, neighborhoods, etc. i’m younger by 3 years but my brother basically does nothing, i have to help pack, keep my grades up, keep my mental health okay and also help my moms mental health, crying with her on the couch and being the person she vents to. I’ve been so drained but my down time where i watch james videos has rlly kept me somewhat sane. Thank you james.

[@p1nkPallas]

As an artist, these are a mix of a masterpiece and a failure. Every one of them.

[@Rxdygoldfox]

"What's the point in having friends if you don't use them for money" -James 2022

[@hyunjinsamericano6690]

Am ur 17th like if this blows up u BETTER mention me if u show this too ur mum

[@hyunjinsamericano6690]

Or anyone

[@hyunjinsamericano6690]

But mostly ur mum

[@Rxdygoldfox]

@@hyunjinsamericano6690 If this blows up, I'm gonna put a photo of ur profile on the fridge

[@uu-kq6mn]

The foreshadowing in this goes crazy bro.

[@k1tkat241]

Jame's videos have the vibe of a discord call I had at 3pm with my friends back in 2020

[@kaptainkb]

The James and Phil bit took all of my Will power to not fall off my bed. Omg best bit I’ve seen in forever!!!!

[@BeefIsCheese]

I wish I had the unwarranted confidence in my art that James has in his

[@cowabanger]

what do you mean? it’s completely warranted /sar

[@bugbee12201]

That Lovejoy Jack Manifish slayed 💅💅

[@sarchiba]

My high school senior class designed Homecoming merch and someone had the brilliant idea of making "Top-G" merch because our mascot starts with the letter G. Let me tell you it was wild seeing all the elderly teachers wearing "Top-G" plastered on the front of their shirts without knowing what it meant 😅

[@FizzyStilz]

James is the type of person to see terrible merch and ask “is anyone gonna eat that?” and not wait for an answer

[@nadiahall885]

I understood that reference :)

[@wiliamarg]

ITS BEEN MONTHS, WHY IS THST JOKW STILL ONGOING

[@thebeansystem]

i am in hospital rn and this video genuinely made me feel so much better. thank you so much james ❤️

[@Sazbo17]

The wool bear should’ve been in a suit, so it could be called a WOOL BEAR SUIT!!

[@Dudesnaps]

6:18 Believe or not but this man is 25 years old

[@ginkgomoth]

I’m impressed. Lovejoy better take that fish offer.

[@daisy-bugs]

i hope the philza minecart shirt exists someday soon cuz I would in fact buy that

[@CelesteCampaign]

I don't know what's the title. I refuse to acknowledge that title. That merch is gorgeous af! 🙌🛐

[@IJ21523]

I would argue that the title should be, "Making money with epic merch w/Philza Minecraft"

[@I_love_Kubz_Scouts]

2:26 Will rn:😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@I_love_Kubz_Scouts]

@♡BeeBoo♡ OMG😭

[@Nobody_caress]

The TUBNO merch is something I will buy if it was real merch

[@Snatch2]

These are actually incredibly good designs, would absolutely buy!

[@__pumpkin_heads___]

Ok, the fact this would be sold out in seconds.

[@d3lta129]

Tell me why I actually would wear all of these 😭💀

[@steveruston3363]

James- puts the beanie at £1000 and gives his answer why Someone in the chat- way too cheap Another person- wt-

[@octopusoptimusprime]

baked beanie and tommy socks were the best ones here. also VOUCH get jim back on s2w !!!!

[@wikilikessharks]

james should be a graphic designer ? i think so. he design. yes.

[@emmiekatesyouth]

james is a little white boy who knows what he's doing

[@Mylenapony]

I can’t wait to see that shirt become reality

[@ivoryinternicola2083]

they just kept getting better and better

[@goodvibesd6222]

NIKKI NEEDS TO SELL THATTTT

[@Michaela.mp3]

The fact that I look forward to his videos and lives

[@yukiboba1314]

You know what? Don't notice me James Marriott. Just dont notice me

[@jessianderson9773]

These are some seriously good designs.

[@MOVED-s]

4:14 You could've done G's nuts bro LMAO Edit: Is they actually end up making that I will be buying it.

[@narellaw]

i genuinely want the wool bear now

[@Wifiskeletonfan1]

6:01 My garfield is arriving after christmas and im very excited, im going to rename it jimbo or james.

[@Wifiskeletonfan1]

he has finally arrived

[@SleepingontheLavenderHaze]

Welp This video isn't the same anymore

[@souzanpitt]

Keep up with the great work man

[@aviiday9645]

WHOEVER SAID DANTDM X PHILZA IN JAMES' CHAT NEEDS SOMETHING

[@singingblueberry]

If the Ni-achoo tissue was actually done and done well, I might buy it...

[@sarcasmislovely]

Anyone else notice how he's balding more and more everyday.

[@Fairlady533]

Fr though

[@linettver475]

His hair and hairline is literally fine

[@axelotl69]

@@linettver475 go to specsavers sorry mate /hj

[@linettver475]

@@axelotl69 oh god youre doing that weird twitter thing

[@shaniyabrooks2664]

you know i’m starting to see the potential in these.

[@nate_2002]

Didnt expect the solid ideas and designs

[@hybrida2327]

Now this man has the eye

[@idiotsandwich1350]

“What’s the point of having friends if you don’t use them for money” I agree

[@bigman6893]

Jack is just getting funnier each stream lmao

[@rachelrobot]

Unexplained crying at the end made the video 😂

[@sillyguyLuzie]

The woolbear looks like a raccoon

[@aniakwiatkowska342]

i would buy it all

[@peaches_n_cream13]

I am floored that these are so good- like I know it’s all a bit but holy shit I would honestly pay real, monetary currency for most of these.

[@red_riotz]

BABE WAKE UP JAMES MARRIOTT POSTEDD

[@iggybottom9975]

I would buy the handkerchief 100% worfit and the wool bear

[@LucyHD0313]

This video made my day thank you :)

[@satick1241]

BEAUTIFUL VID ON MY B-DAY! Thanks James, u did my day better.

[@CallMehStar69]

me when he didn't put the bleach logo on philza's shirt: *my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*

[@darelh1348]

Some of these designs are actually inspired, your friends are sleeping on em

[@ProfMeerkat]

Respectfully James, I don't want to push anyone's Little Red Button. Sounds a bit invasive.

[@ChaosChaotic]

My friend said you looked like you are related to DanTDM and that you’re the twin that got put up for adoption. I don’t know where the hell she got this from but I shall pick better friends next time Anyway this merch is amazing, you are such an artist :D

[@zGhostWriter]

I actually would by those socks he made for Tommy

[@idkwatthehec]

Same

[@Fawnthedeer23]

best video i’ve ever watched hands down no questions

[@anitalouisehowarth6736]

Hey beloved james i am a huge fan of u. I was in ur stream today with media share just wanted to say i have watched all ur vids on this channel

[@CrazyCorvid]

Thing is, I'd unironically buy the bean beanie and teddy bear (if I could afford it, that is)

[@CrazyCorvid]

And the fish

[@CrazyCorvid]

Not even joking

[@bethica08]

JAMES'S HELLO KITTY JUMPER AT THE START OMG🙀

[@LunasLittleWorld]

I love James's personally

[@Nameless._.The_Furry]

I desire the niachookercheif

[@caovase]

Why are these ideas actually good 😭😭

[@rebeccabirchfield8516]

Ah yes friend what IS the point in them, Money.

[@jadekohler1109]

The handkerchief was my favourite

[@smolsammichowo]

I really want those socks

[@floppflopp8235]

James I have watched your Breakup texts video and I can proudly say I would probably laugh more at the R Kelly tapes

[@khadijaxxs]

This stream was hilarious lol xD

[@acisverycool]

the love joy fish looks like jack manifold

[@thebettertee]

TRUUU

[@34x2u]

BRO I LOVE WOOL BEAR

[@axelotl69]

this video is gonna be epik i can already tell :)

[@chukoyo]

Some of them are actually nice like damn!

[@landlandss7188]

Honestly I would buy most of this merch

[@mugometal3572]

That fishes face looks…. Familiar? - It’s Jack manifold right?! The buzz cut.. I mean

[@quaintvz]

JAMES MARRIOTT IS AN ARTIST

[@arisoot850]

the fact id buy these, the woolbear especially

[@AylsfromWales11]

James just makes my day, lol.

[@masha26th]

id genuinely buy the minecart one

[@andypuleston1542]

The Ni-achoo was genius, but hear me out on this one………what about the Nia-shoe 👟 👀

[@bahar_n_stuff]

U made Tubno merch and said in your last stream: „why is Tubbo double?“, btw the one was Max

[@coolbeanz1070]

Philza Minecart. Philza minecart. Philza minecart

[@demondean1971]

I would actually buy the jack manibald cap. Especially if the top actually had a skin like texture and hairs. I would pay $60 Aud

[@makicriesalot]

honestly I'd buy the wool bear the design is top tier