Worst Tinder Profiles

[@jamesmoreiott]

Tickets are out right now! joyconcerts.seetickets.com/event/james-marriott/concorde-2/2478767

[@potato_dsmp]

AYO FIRST COMMENT HERE

[@cringeifiyedcat8442]

Bro no need to rub in I'm broke 💀

[@kleori_]

when you want to get a ticket but youre in another fucking country 😭

[@caitotomato]

but James I'm american

[@imaliving2938]

I just bought one

[@rilynteafatiller2809]

James is the kinda guy to see tinder profiles and ask “is anyone gunna make fun of those?” And not wait for an answer

[@imaliving2938]

clap clap

[@Mx._M_o_t_h]

Yes keep this joke going

[@Edit_crzy]

True

[@starboy.x]

why is this still a thing lmao

[@rilynteafatiller2809]

@@Mx._M_o_t_h ur pfp is amazing it helped me understand the meaning of life, thank you

[@cringeifiyedcat8442]

James is the only person that would go about roasting tinder

[@fimpy1143]

Have you ever heard of a man called Memeulous

[@bjunsen]

James is giving actual dating advice, and tbh I’m vibing with it

[@kaya56789]

How many existential crises are we gonna make James have before he’s middle-aged

[@patchezz5363]

Wdym he already is middle aged

[@kaleycooper9111]

@@patchezz5363 I cant tell if this a joke or not but he’s not middle aged- he’s 25 for gods sake. Last I checked people don’t have 50 year long lifespans 😂😂

[@patchezz5363]

@@kaleycooper9111 it was a joke lmao ik hes 25

[@kiyash8689]

Another video, another marvelous time to appreciate james's hairline

[@mrheat8376]

The part about neurodivergence made me so happy.

[@houseofmortality]

I made a tinder account once and it was just my classmates going “actually 18 idk why it says 21 🤪” We all know why, Jessica. You don’t have to lie.

[@frozennight1100]

Those comments on dating profiles make me cringe so much, I’m 18 not 21 won’t let me change my age for some reason 🤪🤪🤪🤪like GURL why would you need to change your age 😭😭😭😭😭

[@sniffles3585]

Wait why is it?

[@notthegamechess]

@@sniffles3585 it means they made the account when they were underage,, but tinder doesn’t allow under 18 - now that they’re older and actually are 18 tinder won’t let you change your age (bc why would you need to do that if you’re not lying?) so it shows as older than you are as the years pass

[@sniffles3585]

@@notthegamechess Oh grim

[@zekeyily]

Tomorrow is my 1 year anniversary for me and my partner being together. So glad I never had to install tinder 💀

[@HubbyVenus]

congratulations to you and your partner!!

[@zekeyily]

@@HubbyVenus thank you! :D

[@an_egg_wow]

Congrats!

[@frozennight1100]

I have seen friends tinder, and it’s so cursed 😭😭😭😭😭 half the time it’s people looking for a cheeky shag

[@forthefrogs]

congrats dude :)!

[@sammygfilms9393]

James backtracking when something he says is perceived as problematic is me when I accidentally say something I think could offend my friends 😂

[@meeps0283]

I sadly can’t catch the streams that often but every time you upload a video like this it makes my day better! Thank you James, I always laugh a lot with these! :)

[@living1311]

James's intros are some of the funniest shit ive ever seen

[@kristiliqua]

"YOU'RE FIVE FOOT ?" me trying not to laugh as i am . also 5'0

[@elsaekdahl1983]

James, just so you know, the swedish bio thing said ”my grandma though I looked ‘concerned but beautiful’ in my first picture”

[@nastaziamakri9480]

James is like the Gordon Ramsay of KZbin Why? Because he can roast everyone and everything on the internet lol. That's what I love about him 😁

[@Pesky.B.Peskertons]

"your acting like a scorpio rn" *offended scorpio noises*

[@officialblimp]

0:41 me when anyone tries to talk to me

[@elizabethemmons1208]

I think probably my dating profiles biggest downfall is that I admit to being disabled and chronically ill lmao Edit: as a gay, best media reference to have on one’s profile is any sort of reference to gay cartoons. My personal favorite is The Owl House.

[@KillerCarmen]

Man said I would never match but I already have over 1000 swipes let’s go

[@KillerCarmen]

Mine is the one at 3:39

[@soophia22]

I've binged watched all your vids in one night-

[@sofa2329]

the thing you said about neurodivergent people literally made me instantly bawl my eyes out im autistic and i've honestly been really insecure about it like it's kinda hard to make friends since i'm always the "sweet but weird" one so i feel like everyone is okay with me being around them but wouldn't want a "deep" (if thats how you say it) or ongoing friendship and you saying that just gave me so much hope that i will find people that'll actually enjoy being around me (i hope this didn't come off as me saying you should be insecure if you're neurodivergent i love you all you guys are awesome :)

[@ionasmith1998]

"Pro-choice I the good one right…? Yes? OK" :D

[@quacks-ton5624]

You are the best!! You have helped me through some tough times, thank you so much.

[@-_Luxzy_-]

Instead of James reacting to tiktok,he just went'Tinfer profiles?'And went for it!

[@Rika-]

When you say f-u-c-k in this video. And when you was using the f-u-c-k my mom was waking in.

[@aaaaaaaghhhhhhhh4928]

7:44 I’m not gonna lie I saw Magg reply to the actual tweet and i watched the full video just to find their submission💀

[@_geno_]

“PRO CHOICE IS THE GOOD ONE RIGHT” AFISHFAHFAHFA

[@AstroomieAlex1902]

0:11 I CANT JAMES

[@Ghostgaming-688]

i just love how James and chat like destroy each other with words😂

[@Razor._.3]

Idk why i onlu saw the thumbnail and thought that you got "controversyed" by SunnyV2 LOL

[@Akitsunesceilingfan]

I’d love to see that, not gonna lie. SunnyV2’s serious narration of why he thinks James should be cancelled, and it cuts to James’ meowing to the camera and purring. No matter what happens I couldn’t take it seriously.

[@CaseyEvans.]

Me having a killers' lyric and a reference to Tolstoy's Anna Karenina in my dating profile bios... Is that high brow enough? 😂

[@Operation_Fork]

James talking swedish is the best thing ive heard in a long time

[@scarloowolf_exe]

thank you for the roast james it made my day :,)

[@muckyman59]

Never seen coping to this extent

[@Re5n0]

LOL! I love you James!😘You never fail to make me smile 🙂 #wowzers #Hilariouse🤣

[@kemaiclemons7835]

Love Christmas. Love Christmas tickets too.

[@ELHersh431]

I will put my sign on stuff Just because me and my best friend have the same one and I think it’s cool how close our birthdays are

[@beesbrownies]

Not Carmen being exposed in the intro 😭😭

[@KillerCarmen]

IKR I WAS USED AS CLICK BAIT

[@beesbrownies]

@@KillerCarmen HI CARMEN LMAO

[@Jamesphattash]

Bro it’s gonna be a good one💀

[@itsajx7875]

NO BC I JUST GOT TICKETS IM DEAD SOBBING SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

[@OtakuQuest1]

James is the kinda guy who looks at people's confessions, tinder profiles, break ups and thirst traps and ask, "is anyone gonna make fun of this and call this cringe?" and not wait for an answer. (Yes please keep this alive for Wilbur Soot)

[@hyunjinies_dumpling]

I GOT 3 TICKETS TO THE CONCERT!!!!!! I BOUGHT THEM IN A LIDL JAMES

[@annaaa1237]

JAMES MARRIOT I WISH TO ATTEND YOUR CONCERT BUT I LIVE IN OHIO I NEED ACCOMODATION

[@wwater-bunny]

I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore but I love it

[@talli8933]

the one at 6:43 is actually mine, it's so insane to be in this, but the comments in the chat made my day :')

[@emilyklute1767]

Begging for another one of these to happen, I want my profile to be roasted

[@cableeater8067]

Bro I’m from Sweden and when you read that thing in swedish I thought you were speaking Russian

[@jut_dwaetoucher]

1:06 alright now that is extremely pathetic. Even though it’s a joke I bet someone will actually try and cancel him because of it 😭

[@Kittehstarr]

I’m livid why did this man have to convert metric to freedom units. Isn’t he English?!

[@yourlocalofficechair7953]

7:38 nah dawg i knew a couple that took piss and shit parties, where theyd piss and shit in the bathroom in front of each other. They were insane

[@alex1079-ot5hl]

HELLO?? how long were they together???

[@maditee4038]

the irony that i had an ad for tinder before this

[@Pinely]

I am 6'3 I think

[@theseusinflames4301]

you wish

[@AshleeAnimations]

James does what a James does

[@very.irritated.]

I personally think that it is very funny slowly, slowly watching James William Marriott lose his mind to his very own viewers. Also I am not trying to be perceived as a bellend but my birthday is exactly 3 days after Mr. Marriott’s, not by year though.

[@ediediedie]

All of them

[@HubbyVenus]

ayo babe wake up, James Marriott postef

[@akaza4327]

I just saw that he had chainsaw man books-

[@unicornmafia_6953]

I have a curious George hanging from my ceiling

[@thatcloveplant]

this is why i would never get a dating profile- itd be so unimaginably cringe nobody would match lmao

[@quietbisexual2800]

9:10 this person sounds lenareads(lenalawlipop) an ao3 author who does podfics about the Witcher specifically

[@rai8701]

I’m aromantic so I never had the want or need to download tinder.. but this makes me want to download it and just read all the bio’s 😂😂

[@YourLocalCadetNamedMarz]

Welcome to another episode offfffff~ How will James Marriott insult the world today? Edit : near the end of the vid and found someone who also had ADHD, Autism and Anxiety, WOO! :D Any.. Any other Welsh people??

[@SomeRando369]

6:33 lol

[@kiingteddy]

new title: James Marriott hating astrology and video games for 11 minutes and 23 seconds

[@Marshmo]

Tinder is a tornado inside a cyclone

[@ikypages]

Why is all his videos so unhinged and out of context, lmao

[@PomegranateMangoStarfruitJuice]

The funny thing about the tinder profiles having the star sign is that I’m pretty sure it’s a 𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 field to fill out. Plus idk why he’s getting so upset over it lol, giving real cancer vibes /j. (Capricorn and proud :])

[@JaxonHQ]

I'M TOO BROKE FOR THE TICKETS I'M GONNA CRY

[@What_if_thats_0llie]

I was greeted by the sound of a James Marriott tour… I knew what I had to do. Edit: I got tickets.

[@FroztYcle4737]

Hey look it’s james

[@mollytmr7657]

the sorry to cancer 😭

[@noneknowstheswagger]

1:26 hei-hei from Moana?!

[@FairyBannger0001]

Why doesn't he like new face? I love that song

[@WatermelonWizardo]

THERES NO WAY I GOT THE TINDER AD BEFORE THIS VIDEO

[@tiasmith3499]

When I had tinder over lockdown my profile was very cringe, I put emojis after every sentence to seem more interesting it was awful 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@momomomo_bobobo]

IM IN THE US I CANT COME TO YOUR CONCERT 😭😭😭😭

[@lps..snow..stormm]

James, you probably won’t see this but I love your vids whenever I’m in a rough spot I know all I have to watch is you, wilbur, tommy, charlie, tubbo, and ranboo. You five have helped me through so much, without even knowing me. If you didn’t know, you have helped so many people James. also I know you probably won’t see this but I really love this guy but he doesn’t know I exist, and he’s in love with someone else. (But you probably won’t see this so I don’t know why I told you 😅)

[@sampam9870]

LMAOO THE SWEDISH

[@Niche-Machine]

Schnitzel

[@VO1D_]

who allowed dream stans the access to tinder

[@KillerCarmen]

who said i was a Dream Stan?

[@_dazai_soukoku]

I may have passed away when I saw the zhongli cosplayer

[@OkSotoMami]

wow I love James Marriott Live!

[@saskia6629]

omg i was writing study notes and half way through the video i just hear "sAskia" bRO i dont even own tinder but i thought i was done for

[@WolfRoseQUEEN]

James is the type of guy to go onto tinder and ask Is anyone going to insult them? And not wait for a answer

[@jace3085]

Not my deadname on the cover 💀💀

[@shawmeowchu1733]

Secret tip, don’t mention that you like the dreamsmp at all on first dates let the other person. Learn little things about them too, it means a lot to them :)

[@jasminebridges4858]

I used to use my friends tinder to look at pretty women and make fun of the men on tinder it was my favorite part of the day 💀

[@SuperJess135]

It’s a relief to see someone as annoyed by astrology as I am

[@jamesmarriottsrecedinghairline]

James slays

[@aaron_lover_boy4091]

NOT KILLER CARMEN ON THERE

[@KillerCarmen]

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@ellerichmond4090]

JAMMMMMEEEEESSSSS

[@Michael-JacksonHEEEHEEE]

4:50 is my mum every night and we try and talk to her

[@Max_on_MarsTV]

No way you just dissed adventure time

[@dan4za]

earlier at school this guy told me I look the kind of girl that would play valorant 💀 I cried

[@Aoi-The-Duck]

Well okay this is new

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I have a pretty bad tinder profile I think. So bad that not a single woman liked it and all the matches I got were semi-desperate gay guys I was too intimidated to answer.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I need to match with some of these ppl wtf!

[@unbelievablyshort]

Finally someone is fucking shorter than me

[@ashwash3r3]

guys i don't think james likes astrology

[@THFORCE]

Oh my god hi George!